/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pipkiss

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

HAGS

So, Neopets?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>68890660

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

number nine

I sold go-gaia items for real money

Hag Connect

The fundamental problem is that the term "unicorn" does not accurately capture the spectrum of feelings people feel about men in relation to their oshi. There are some who want no male collabs or boyfriends ever, some who want no boyfriend ever but are fine with male collabs, some who want no current boyfriend but are fine with previous boyfriends, et cetera.

>>68890753
Jeopets?

>>68890821
What a shit song

I love hags

Dizzy is crying by the pondside, full knowing her eggs are running out as the eons pass, "I want a baby!" she cries into the ether, into the trees, into the water. Suddenly there's a small tug, the feeling of a papercut as something rubs up against her leg. His scales are vibrant and moist. His voice soothing, and carrying the wisdom of the ages. He understands how to take care of a mentally unstable woman, Dizzy notes to herself, this fish has experience beyond his years.

His little fin glides up her thigh and pauses, waiting for the consent. She's flustered, knowing this love is forbidden by corporate law, but something in her mind is aware that this may be her only chance. He whispers, "You can have thousands of babies. All we have to do is swim upstream, together. It's not a forever commitment but a long moment of love. The moment you've always wanted."

Dizzy is flush; dizzy, even. The blood is flowing. The instincts are kicking in. She imagines his fluids washing over her eggs in the lukewarm water, left to fend for themselves in the shade of the willow trees. They will grow up to form many online coffee companies. Hers will be the army of children that overthrows Starbucks. World leaders will suckle on the boiled beans of her Spawn Empire. All this flows through her in an instant as she slips out of her yoga pants and into the water.

She has made her choice; her future smells of fish.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>68890790
I missed this
fuck Lumi. all my homies hate Lumi

>>68890753
they are all ugly, they hurt my eyes

>Black and White logo
>not a black company
>Rainbow logo
>black company

>>68890624
...

Why aren't there any artists who study anatomy?
Stop looking at poorly drawn cartoons as references. Looks at human bodies first!

>last thread didn't even last an hour
Are >we going to fast?

This is the end.

>>68890753
So, like, is Neopets a think I can just get into now?

Love you Pippa, hope you have a good night.

WHERES THE VDAY MERCH FISHMAN

Runie about to get bullied for being white

>>68890748
I STILL LOVE BLUE WOMAN!!

>>68890996
>>not a black company

>>68890748
(Yuu)nion!

>>68891008 (me)
>to

Fishman status?

>>68891105
Its okay, Clara is also white.

>>68891069
Faster!

>>68891120
I was worried this was the nasa voice clip I saved 2 years ago that she asked me to delete

Uhm, guys... Where are the hags?

>>68890895
It's not meant to be literal, like girls calling everything incel or pol

So when is it going to come out that Lumi orchestrated the entire the fall of kurosanji? I always knew she was plotting

All vtubers should have to verify their model is 18+

>>68890996
Sakuna is literally just Reverse Riku. Except somehow the one with all the yabs is actually the good guy.

>>68891175
Accelerate

is it just me or is runie cuter than usual?

>>68891265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymmigXozMts

GET IN HERE YOU NIGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymmigXozMts

>>68891290

>>68891198
Currently on the hunt, looking for talent to poach.

>>68890748

>>68891301
Did fishman actually poach a competent Niji manager or was that a fake rrat?

>Lumi did a male collab today
where’s the backlash? do gumis seriously not care that their oshi is a male collabing whore?

>>68890996
>not a black company

>>68891120
Muumi wouldn't lie.

HAGS DOCKING

>>68891290

>>68891398
> Hag this, hag that
It just occured to me, at least one of the talents is over 37, possibly even over 40.

When is the next Lumi-Oli-Lina collab? I need it.

>>68891542
Actual unicorns would know after 30 seconds of watching her stream to stay the fuck away from Lumi. I refuse to believe these posts aren't falseflagging.

>>68891542
shh little retard, streams are on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymmigXozMts

Runie is so quiet in collabs. I just want to see her force the other talents to listen to a one piece rant

>>68891542
Lumi is an honorary lig.

>>68891398
OOOOOOH HAG LOOOOOOOOVE

>>68891198
Thinking about how it's better to be a fish when you're on a sinking yacht.

>runie hates physics.
why even live.

Can we save Rosemi now?

>>68891743
that's the general you should go back to

Clara confirmed for fucking liberal arts degree.

>>68890624
Tummy ToT

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 42 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

No Clara left behind

I'm ready for their great advice

OO oo OO o_o

>>68891804
She's gonna sink with the yacht, unfortunately.

She was so happy with the Tekken perms and getting noticed by Harada, and then all this shit happens...

Hime
https://youtu.be/ULj1a3doDAM
https://youtu.be/ULj1a3doDAM
https://youtu.be/ULj1a3doDAM

>>68891216

I love my hag wife

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Princess is LIVE and playing the meme pigeon dating game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULj1a3doDAM

>>68891804
Only she can save herself now. She's at a crux not only in her career, but in her life. Whether she decides to leave or stay, that will determine the rest of her days. And it's not like she can't leave either, as Vox put it in the obviously scripted video, graduation is an option at any time. Phase Connect?

>>68892013
Amazing.

I'm actually getting used to watch Hime, guys.
It's over for me?

>>68891804
I am afraid, in your anger, you killed her...

>>68892151

Clara's eggs are expiring at an alarming rate

I have other things to do but all my favorite hags are on the same screen. Why does Fishman test me like this?

Who the hell is this collab even for?

>>68891804
Riku video soon.

>>68892248
me

dragging my old man balls all over clara's face

I have a shot with Clara

CLARA IS A TRUE OJISAN LOVER

>>68891542
So true, sister.

>6 1 is not that tall
ITS OVER FOR EVERYWHERE HERE

>that's not that tall
White woman moment

Sex with hags?

>>68892248
The adults.
You still in high school?

>>68892248
Me

>>68891804
Dizzy and Ember will save her from the wreckage of NijiEN.

short kings, we are in demand

>the only way to get runie to speak up is to address her niche interest
oh my god...this is why her collab with oli will be bad

>he's 6"1
>he's not that tall
it's over...

>his height starts with 5
oh nonononon HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Runie News]
She's gonna unrunie when One Piece ends

I love Runie

>>68892013
Lmao nice one

>>68891589
Muumi sex

>>68892434
Runie shouldn't accept a collab like that.
She's been trying to beat the normie allegations since debut, selling an image of a nerdy dork, and a collab with those normalfag whores would either completely destroy that image, or be boring as fuck because she just won't play along.
This would be a lose-lose for her either way.

Why do dustycunts standards INCREASE with time?

>Runie wants guys with the looks and height of One Piece characters
>buggy is 6 feet tall
>hes one of the smaller guys
owari

Runie loves guy failure

we're back in bros

I just noticed that Runie's shoulders are so pointy compared to everyone else.

>lumi collabs with whores and males
>dizzy and the others shitting on short kings
ha

Runatics under 6 feet, how are we holding up?

>Runie loves lanklet guyfailures
I'm so in

Collab of the nymphs

>>68891804
It'll cost you.

>>68892760
Hags are crap and belong in the trash. Get yourself some teenager

I've not fit the description of any of the talents taste in men but not being Runies clown hurts the most

>>68892434
if its a one on one with no outsiders like nekrolina it'll be fine

clara's expressions are the best

>>68892779
I’m so fucking in

>did you say a little odor
Was that racist

Clara sounds 40, she is a phasemom

i'm going to kidnap eiichiro oda and keep him chained to a rusty and decrepit steel table that has been bolted to the floor. i'm going to make sure that one piece never ends by forcing him to keep writing it just so i can keep her. i don't care what happens to him, one piece won't end.

>>68892910
it looks like there's no brain in there...

>>68892993
She's 30

damn it's fucking dusty in here

>>68892993
She's 30.
Runie and Airi are probably the same age. Dizzy is older

JELLY MONKEY MENTION
>>68893075
remember on jelly's 12h stream when she said you go to wemi for ageplay out loud

>>68893118
Dizzy is roughly the same age as Lumi actually.
Said during their last stream together.

I don't want to numberfag but that was weird.

>>68893118
lol, Dizzy's the youngest person in this collab

>>68893021
>>68893118
her voice sounds a lot older

God has cursed me with being 5'7 but that's ok. As long as I keep lifting I'll get a woman eventually.

>>68892910
>screams internally

>>68893260
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Runie is bad at collabs....

>>68893260
>

>>68893118
>>68892993
someone needs to tell her she sounds 40
fuck around and find out

Clara sounds a lot like Kson the more I hear her.

I donwloaded the Airi pics, I can't believe she's that stacked.

>>68893118
Dizzy under 30. Airi revealed Clara is older than her, so at least 31.
Runie is still probably under 30 too, but I'm not as certain

> the younger zoomers were on topic
> the older zoomer/millenials are dodge rolling the topic harder than Elden Ring

>>68893260
you'll get a boyfriend

>>68893260
She said 6'1" isnt scary tall, we still have a chance... keep the dream alive

Dizzy's philo?

>>68893436
Anon we know for a fact how old Clara is

>>68893260
are you me?

>>68893162
>remember on jelly's 12h stream when she said you go to wemi for ageplay out loud
She is correct.

the girls are in order from youngest to oldest.

>>68893436
Runie basically implied she is 32, same age as Airi

Clara is gonna date Airi's aging cheese

>>68893425
we all have Airi pics saved

>>68893404

Sophisticated One Piece otaku

Runie understands the allure of hags.

>>68893436
Runie said she's twice the age of a 16 year old, so literally 32, but realistically she's anywhere 30-35

i think dizzy's tits are bigger than airi's tits

>the entire company is now on AI chatbots

>>68893624
nice bazookas

>aibots are chuubas for women

>he looks stinky
damn it runie stop being so cute

>>68893691

>>68893720
Yes, but none of these.girls understand what it really means to embody the Oneesan experience, by their own admission. Their ara-aras ring hollow.

>>68893856
>all the fear mongering about AI replacing girlfriends
>they're actually replacing boyfriends

Runie HATES evil twinks

>>68893520
>we
>When *we* never said anything
I don't hang out in your discord, dude.

>>68893549
Implied when?
I did say I wasn't certain, but "32" was just a guess

Where to find a Clara irl?

>>68892423
Just fuck the bug already Fishman.

>>68893799
Nigga, they're all flat 2D models

>>68893436
Sakana saying Dizzy is too old for this made me think she's on her mid 30s.

>>68894030
Japan

>>68894030
in my bed

>>68894025
>discord
me neither.
Literally do your reps and stop being a newfag

>>68894036
Kevin is married bro.

>>68893373

>>68894030
Vancouver/Toronto Canada

This thread moves too fast

>>68891589
>I am you totally

>>68893997
No wonder she doesn't get along with the zoomers

>>68893799
Wow I can't believe I'm actually agreeing with someone using this fucking image for once

>>68893118
Dizzy was in high school when the Wii U was out.

>>68893260
So many women say they like cute small guys but I havent met any IRL......

holy shit i love hags so much what the hell

>>68893961
AI threads were calling this shit all the way back when CAI blew up Jan/Feb last year.

hags only want virtual boyfriends

>>68894025
Runie said her mother and grandmother got married at 16 and then said she is twice that

my body is built to be clothed

>>68894199
Board is fast tonight for reasons..

>>68894194
It's the other city

>>68894296
epic soundpost fail

>>68894025
It's standard etiquette to lurk for at least a month before posting newfag-chan

>>68893260
ngmi bro

>>68894030
I know it is for a greater cause but still I don't wanna risk it.
Can someone else be a hero?

>>68894367
Those are the only two cities in Canada though
unless you mean >Montreal

[Phase Friend] Paul Harrell got his 1 million subscriber plaque before his cancer got him

The game they are talking about
https://youtu.be/cuZTqwu326I?si=vq1wYU45TIX19Zqg

Femcel connect

Myspace...

>>68894375
works for me

>I've never heard of this
Runie confirmed NOT hag

> Clara's voice
That woman has some doujins that would make all the other girls but maybe Tenma blanche. I don't know how I know, but I know.

>>68894367
Calgary? I'm in bros

>>68894163
And?

>>68894171
women start chewing ice, if you hear about a chuuba that eats ice she is almost guaranteed pure for at least the time being

>>68894101
They're on friendly office banter terms. She's Lumi's age.
>>68894154
>We
>reps
*literally* stfu, gatekeeper.

>>68893260
Is 5'7 short?

>>68893260
there are worse thing than being "short" man, don't let it keep you down

>>68894603
Faggot I'm not getting banned just because you're too retarded to use the archive.

>>68894477
I'm gonna miss him...

>>68894030
Edmonton

>>68894582
Or orally fixated

>>68894631
For a woman? No

>>68894631
yes

>>68894532
what is "this"?

>>68894603
>*literally* stfu, gatekeeper.
lmao
fuck off retard

>>68894426
Stop wagging your dick around and learn to read, newfag.

>>68894171
Well? What happens?

Runie can drag anyone into a One Piece tangent.

>>68894375
Anon?

>>68894631
depends on the country

i'd spoil runie rotten.

they sound defeated inside, and thats relateable

>>68894603
>Gatekeeper
Go back to fucking reddit, you're kind is not welcomed here double nigger.

>>68894375
works on my machine

>>68894631
Unironically yes but you can still find a gf, it's not wizard stats.

>>68894631
its average.

>>68894477
God bless him

Pippa love~!

I hate this wizard game fuck you anon FUCK YOU

>>68894699
This is what you've pulled your dick out for

>Runie is still probably under 30 too, but I'm not as certain

Go jack off, tard.

>>68893260
5'7 who also lifts here, can confirm muscles help immensely & have pulled some women taller than me even though they were menhera basketcases

Guys... Rie and Taco are also streaming...

YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME RUNIE

>>68894798
hot or not

mooooiii

>normalize sleeping in different rooms
clara no

>>68895241
It actually makes sense though

I think Clara is broken...

The Dizzy and Runie collab is ruined by these other women

>>68895098
Love you too anon. Have you dipped your toes into chronomancy yet?

I love how Dizzy has planned for cheating before its happened

clara snores confirmed.

>>68895129
>immediately backpedaling
you questoned the clara is 30 part which is not only a literal fact but something everybody who isn't a newfag faggot like you already knows.

>wife doesn't want your genes
it's over

>>68895246
Thats just femanon. And most women.

I love these two

>>68893260
Aye.

>eugenics
Runie based?

>>68895033
>>68894719
He will be missed

>Runie wants a bf while chad gets to impregnate her
and dropped

Yes, it's pictures and stats, that's accurate. It's the same for egg shopping

>are your genes and my genes gonna combine into something beautiful
dizzy's genes are hard to work with. you'd just have to pray for a daughter because your son would just turn out an incel

what are they even saying??? these women are UNHINGED

>>68895539
I wish someone looked at me like that.

>>68893260
I'm 180cm, that's like 5'10 in americano. So close, yet so far.

>>68895505
https://files.catbox.moe/y0mibr.mp4

Is dizzy dog whistling again, I can't tell

>I'm moody I don't love you today
Do Clarakeks really?

Airi is the only innocent one holy shit

my oshi can't possibly be this great.

>>68895457

>>68895518
yeah that's a pretty big red flag
I respect Dizzy's commitment to eugenics though

>>68895556
not even the best jawlines would save that face

>>68890660
>>68890758
She never went live.

I can hear my neighbors fucking right now and I'm watching a Valentines vtuber special...

eeerrrmmm

>>68895556
There are chad chinese that could probably do it

>>68895518
Runie is just putting on heirs, she will love me and our children
everyone in my family aside from me is rather attractive so ill let the gene dice roll

>>68895679
That's 5¨11 actually.
which is above average in most countries

brb bros i'm donating stuff... if all 4 of them get impregnated by me it's just a coincidence

>runie going the eugenic route
based

>>68895787
lol

Goodnight /pcg/

>>68895787
buy better headphones

>>68895319
No I'm dicking around with herbs.

Who wants to bet Dizzy and Runie will peruse and pursue the kanpainiki for donors?

Why did Sakana approve this
He needs to ban hag on hag collabs

it's over

I don't like this discussion.

RUNATICS BAIL OUT RUNATICS BAIL OUT RUNATICS BAIL OUT

>>68894603
>literally stfu gatekeeper

Okay, now you're just embarrassing yourself, newfriend. Take a breather and lurk for a bit.

All this Hag talk is proof that these ladies are 100% breedable but not actual wife material.
ALSO I WILL NOT TAKE TENMA SLANDER SITTING DOWN
MUSCLED BODIES ARE BEAUTIFUL

>of course the woman will never be held to her genetics

>runie actually into cuckoldry
Oh no no no.

The hags make Runie looks like a normal and grounded person.

I'm getting the ick

Me and my cuck asian wife raising my in-vitro white children

Runie the new NTR queen of phase.

>>68895748
Wild to me that woman act like they literally can't. They can, they just refuse to lower their standards while complaining men wont lower theirs.

>/vt/ is burning to the ground
>I'm sitting comfy safety with my /pcg/ frens
Couldn't ask for anything else.

>>68895782

Runie is just into power creep mangas, she isnt into NTR

>>68895851
>putting on heirs

>>68895939
Just lie and join the next bracket

>>68895787
Watch porn really really loudly
Make orgasm noises too

>>68895996
She's riffing with Dizzy, runautistic

>>68895851
>putting on heirs
I'm going to assume this is a pun

>>68895787
Record it

>Airi wanted to take everyone's virginity

Airi might be too pure and sweet for PC

you can't call 30 year old women hags

Total unicorn genocide.

>>68895900
The best headphones are usually open-back

>>68896315
yes I can

>>68895787
im sowwy

>>68895988
They're hags for a reason. Women have unlimited options

>>68896315
Cope, femanon.

>>68895911
Potions are fun, takes a while to get into kinda like enchanting, but they are fun.

>>68895787
Blast Ram Ranch

Now I'm glad I'm only watching Hime brainrot tonight

>Runie Advice: Become a single mom and then seek marriage
lol, lmao

Airi is taking Runie's rear virginity!

>>68895893
sleep well, lil hostage

>>68896315
New.
Years.
Noodles.

>>68896315
yeah it should start at 27

[Runie News]
She's letting Airi take her second virginity

>>68896076
I'm sure Tenma understands

>>68896304
All lies

>virginity mentioned
>everyone laughed nonstop
Ehh phase bros?

>>68896315
At 25, unmarried women become cakes. At 30, they become hags.
Guys become Ojii-sans at 30

>>68896512
>implying men aren't so downbad they wouldn't
hell, there are probably anons here who would

>>68896221
it actually was this time

>>68896089
there might be some genuine femcels, but probably very few

>>68896559
From how she's talking I doubt she even has her second one still.

>>68896315
Look at this wrinkly little BITCH

i adore my eugenicist oshi.

>>68896315
Are you retarded?

>>68896315
25-29 = christmas cake = hag. 30 and over is bargain bin pussy.

>>68895787
This. >>68896500

>>68896315
I love crones.

>>68896634
The majority of women after the age of 20 are not virgins.

>>68896641
Nah, you can stay an oniisan/oppa until 35. Ojisan/ajeossi implies a country club membership.

Virgins are overrated

>>68896641
>Guys become Ojii-sans at 30
Owari da?

>>68896315

>"you guys didn't have friends as kids...?"
stop, i can only say that i love you so many times.

>>68896955
Good use of that image.

>>68895246
Surely you all would do the same thing if all of the people who wanted to fuck you were autistic, insufferably spergy, fat, ugly twitter women right?

Why do I feel uneasy about their answers

> Dizzy hating on Airi for being sheltered
She's Korean. It happens.

>>68896659
Right, I'm sure there are actual ones out there, but you have to be some monstrosity to really have zero options and a woman, and even then, someone somewhere is into that. The real wall is if you have a shitty personality while also being mid/ugly. Then your only option will be getting pumped and dumped.

>>68896634
I'm not a unicorn.

>>68896955
Would you eat a bowl of cereal that has had 10 other dicks cum init?

I'm glad these vtubers aren't real women.

>>68896955
Being good at sex is a complete meme, ability to pair bond is what matters.

Airi is a good innocent Christian girl

>you never learned how relationships worked
>you never made the mistakes that would be acceptable for someone to make in their teens or early 20s
>even if you manage to fool a woman, you'll always have to be on high guard and never relaxed around her

>>68896876
I don't know why you replied to him

>>68893260
I'm 146.6 cm/spoiler]

>>68897105
Because you know every single one of them would cuck you

>>68896987
Thats not how it works. Men don't expire as bad as women do. Downside is we die 10 years earlier and unless you are in the top half of men you're done for so count your blessings femanon

>>68897151
No but I'd put my dick in it. Especially if it's cookie crisps.

I feel like this collab is corrupting the karaoke

>>68897151
Everyone's driven a used car.

>>68896955
do yourself a favour and look up "Microchimerism"
you will genuinely change your mind

30 year old "hags" are too young for me.

>>68897290
Holy shit an actual dwarf.

>>68897196
This is true
Those experienced women who supposedly love sex so much are actually more likely to stop sleeping with you post-marriage, anyway.

>>68897151
Nta, but what a shit analogy. Only way that works is if you say
>Would you eat cereal out of a bowl that had 10 other meals in it before
and the answer is
>If its clean.

>>68896641
>guys
For guys its completely a looks thing. There are old guys in their 50s that will look younger than a lot of 20 somethings. Imagine if you are fat an balding at 26, while Dicaprio is 49 and Gosling is 43.

>>68896955

>>68897290
hi amy

>>68890624
Pico is bigger than that

>>68897352
you never looked it up yourself, it's not what you think

>>68897352
Bro, and hear this with kidness, but you need to get off the internet more often.

>>68897352
>gayass pseudoscience
Go back to /pol/

Guys if Rie doesn't break 300ccv she's gonna cry, please watch her

>>68897290
why did you abandon us Amy....

>>68897519
>2000s
Its probably way fucking worse now.

>>68897519
what's wrong with divorce?

>>68897688
Good

>>68897688
I don't want to watch valentines shit

>runie listens to country
Talk about Toby Keith, woman

>>68897688
No.
Rie hate, Rie Graduate.

The people have spoken and she just isn't cut out to be a streamer.

>>68896535
Oyasumi

>>68897688
I have zero reason to, so no.

Is Clara... You know...

>>68897761
Thread not shitty enough for you?

>>68897761
all outcomes, basically

>>68897761
Your brain is damaged if you cant understand why mass failure of relationships and trust is a bad thing.

Calisthenics is a gift from God.

>>68896659
The genders are different, women can't just let anybody in it's evolutionarily incompatible. Doesn't matter if you have a 100 guys after you and nobody passes the bar.

>>68897323
>>68897349
>>68897490
They lose the ability to pair bond far faster then men. They won't be able to pair bond with more than 2 or 3 partners. That is why relationships whores 99% of the time fail.

>>68897290
>/spoiler]

Garth Brooks bros...

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>>68897892
a schizo? yes

the runie country karaoke is gonna be kino...

>>68897892
A whore

>>68897688
good

>Runie was a unicorn

Who else is in the 6 foot club

will she wait for me bros? there is a correct answer to this question.

"She thinks my Trackors sexy" was released in 1999 so if Runie listened to that song in a car seat there's no chance she's 30

>>68898090
No