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>>68605614
>She had forgotten what she thought of back then, but now as she waited inside this comfortable shelter from the outside, she felt herself more like the dragon than the damsel.
Raw as fuck

This is fucking retarded. Can you not just slap vtuber on top of something completely off topic and shitpost? Go back to /qst/ or whatever.

>>68675012
BAR FOR BAR
WORD FOR WORD

>>68675388

>>68675515
Kek
Just glad someone baked at all.

Wait, doog also guards a bakery, right?

>>68675610
That's right, big part of her lore. /doog/+/mogu/ land is probably evenly split between bakeries and onigiri shops.

>>68675279
This general is older than you.

>>68675922
Does this baker-chan visit there mayhap?

>>68676392
That would be a pretty appropriate destination, if she wants to check out other masters of the art.

>>68678061
How the kenzie sees their world

Alright, I think I've fully figured out the solution to the glacier conundrum. Since there is no soil, the snow is the soil. Since the way a glacier works is by continuously having more snow added on top, compressing the snow beneath into ice, this means that stationary life in the snow is continuously migrating upwards. For example, the Ice Grass is growing at around the speed at which the snow accumulates, so that as snow piles up on top of it, the part of the grass that is now buried becomes the plant's roots. Similarly, the Cryoplankton is continuously migrating upwards through microchannels in the snow so that it stays exposed to sunlight.
The growth of the ice grass and the churning effect of the tenzal worm fulfill the role of breaking up the snow and ice into granules more suited to the growth of pseudo-vegetation, digging behaviours, and prevent the compaction of surface snow.

>>68680351
I'd be down for this being offish.

>>68678726
dayum, so everything starts with the Morimito bacteria and its specialization in breaking down the frost? Makes sense considering we're still finding living bacteria underneath glaciers, I wonder what the other effects of having little watery tunnel veins throughout the glacier would be.

>>68681358
Yeah exactly, it's basically the unsung hero of the ecosystem, like white-rot fungus which helps turn dead wood in forests into useful soil. The higher concept is basically that this lets an environment that is normally as dead as naturally possible have a lot of life going on. The churning of the ice and snow and microveins probably helps distribute the nutrients more evenly, and also aerates the snow so that underground lifeforms can breathe.
I have some ideas for the underglacial tunnels too, since the increased activity should make those more common and they're really cool, I'm thinking they could parallel the catacombs deadbeat dig into the stone of the mountains, but instead of being the place you go when you die, it's the place you go to face death, since they're extremely dangerous, with the frequent cave ins, risks of flooding, slippery surfaces, potential predator life etc.

Live

>>68682209
>aerates the snow so that underground lifeforms can breathe.
I hadn't even thought about that part. Would being able to burrow into the subterranean glacial caverns be more beneficial in terms of retaining heat? I imagine that it'd be kind of difficult for animal life to live in the tunnels as I'm picturing them but then again its a kind of difficult place to live in. My first thought was polar bear moles tho so make of that what you will

Yurikago Kokone has very big boobs just saying. Ill actually get back into lore stuff when I get home today.

>>68683707
>Would being able to burrow into the subterranean glacial caverns be more beneficial in terms of retaining heat
Oh, yeah that's a good point. Finding shelter on the glacier would be pretty difficult, and with the crazy blizzards that would be frequent, just being able to get out of the wind would be very valuable. That could be a good motivation for seeking those tunnels. Thanks for the idea!

>>68684715
Igloo status?

>>68678726
You trigger me to no end

>>68684837
That looks great! The colored arrows are a good idea, nice way communicate who feed what instantly. Thanks, I'll use this in the rentry I make for it.

>>68684764
Very common, I imagine. The snow-soil should make for a good building material, easy to cut but able to hold together with some work. This is probably useful for travelers in the very coldest parts of the mountains, at lower altitudes a simpler tent and the natural resistance to cold of Deadbeats is probably sufficient.

>>68684611
>ISREAL

>>68678726
Looking at this again, why is phytoplankton, an autotroph, feeing on organic matter? Same with the grass, tho I guess if it's a fungi it makes some sense

>>68689745
That's a good question. The autotrophs are so because unlike the other parts of the chain they don't get their energy from other components of the system, they get it from some external source (usually sunlight). But there are other things they need that they do get from elsewhere, basically their "building blocks". Stuff like amino acids, minerals, or in this instance magic stuffs.

Meanwhile, over at wawa, the plants sometimes react to high temps by going up in flames, while miraculously remaining intact once it cools down. This plant is called Takanashi's Earring, named after their deity and sharing her earring's colors.

>>68690127
Humu.

>>68690747
so the flames are actually a protective layer?
is heat the only thing that activates them?

>>68676392
>>68676765
Good morning. She would. However she'd be the one selling space bread. Not to say she wouldn't indulge herself. I got a backlog of material to write first.

>>68692556
Butts are everything.

I've been looking for some more /uuu/ images and there's quite a lot of good ones that sort "imply" a connection with /morig/ and Im not sure how to feel about that

>>68694449
You should feel sad, any connection with /morig/ is bad, really bad

>>68691874
Sorta. Its comparable to something doused in gasoline. Upon closer inspection, one can see a glossy sheen on the leaves of a Takanashi's Earring. In addition, it blooms into 4-petal flowers with distinct flame shaped petals, usually appearing in orange, though blue, teal, and white have been sighted all over the land.

These plants often adorn memorials due to their immortality, signifying the memories that will forever live on in the remaining ones' hearts.

>>68694449
Life and Death bros...

Found a really cool one for /gem/

>>68695319
True, there's definitely something to be said about the duality of it

>>68695319
But death is also a large part of nature, she is in fact the biggest known killer and unleasher of indiscriminate extinction events, so wouldn't that make Mori subservient to Fauna?

>>68695438
That's badass, probably the location of some greater magical ritual or summoning.
>>68695865
At the highest level, I think they're a bit like light and shadow. Anywhere where light shines, there is an accompanying shadow, one does not exist without the other.

>>68696262
>light and shadow
More like Fauna would be an entity encompassing both of these concepts, not just one part of it

>>68696880
(nta) I kinda see it as a checks and balances thing. Without Death Life would endlessly consume resources until nothing was left, and without Life Death would have no meaning or existence

>>68696880
so Mori is inside Fauna? lewd

>>68697817
Yea, I get that, what I'm arguing for is picrel
>>68697935
Mori is Fauna on a bad day. Just like how Radagon is Marika.

>>68698057
Not sure I completely agree, but it is an interesting interpretation

>>68698057
god I wish I was fauna's dark alter ego

>>68698318
The position is taken, but thank you for applying!

This one would've been a cool one to picture back when /uuu/ bordered /nasa/ rip

>>68699378
Nice surreal feeling in those, these mountains in the back would have to reach into space, cool shit. We do have airships on the table, now.

CLEAR

>>68693528
i like meetas butt very much yes.

bump

>>68699378
/nasa/ is still around somewhere. As a star in the night sky.

>>68705527
As we gaze up into the depths of space, we shall never forget

I wonder if /pink/ would be interested in Kirby-themed cakes and pastries.

>>68699825
Do the airships look anything like whats in the pic?

CLARO

So how is the rest of the world handling the black continent eruption?

>>68712355
just watching the smoke from the distance really
feeling really sorry for anyone that has people or deities they care for in the area

Imagine a game where Fauna has to collect different species of saplings. And all the saplings have different forms and abilities to get around.

>>68713822
never played it but I thought thats what holocure was

So I tried the tectonic thing and this is my guess for my part

>>68714908
Holocure was Vampire Survival.

>>68714949
Oh, not familiar with those arc terms, what are they?

>>68715975
I don’t know much about them either since I just copied from the worldbuilding site. It’s how the blob of mountains and plateaus along the American West Coast’s formed! Basically when an oceanic plate (the one to the north in this case) undergoes flat slab subduction it stretches the mountains into a wide volcanic front (as opposed to the Andes which is much narrower) with two distinct ridges (like the Cascades/Sierra Nevada and the Rockies) with a rugged plateau in between. From what I can tell it’s one of two ways that multiple mountain ranges can form to such great heights (the other one’s what made the Himalayas, which I assume is what’s going on in the east)
I don’t know what’s the implications yet beyond having more volcanoes but it probably determines what minerals I can mine!

>>68716622
Ohh I see, neat! Never really thought about it, but yeah it's interesting how some boundaries create those ripples of parallel mountain ranges, and others just raise this one blob all the way up. I instinctively thought the central mountain range was similar to the Himalayas due to the sheer size, but maybe I should look into the formation mechanism.

>>68714949
wonder if this bit here would a canyon or just a huge valley

>>68718640
It’s a large blob of the tallest land in the world so it seems fitting that it’s formed by the same process that made the Himalayas. I don’t think they would get alotta volcanoes unless there’s a hotspot though

>>68719664
It’s pretty wide so I assume it’s a valley. It was originally a plateau so the glaciers would naturally flow in and maybe erode the land into a valley? I read that some glacial lake floods can absolutely demolish a wide area

>>68719664
That thing stretches over 150km wide on the thinner parts. You could have a country, albeit a small one, in the middle of those Himalayan sized mountains without the country touching either of them.

I think with the way the wind is you can get some fertile grounds in there. That said landslides are going to be your worst enemy here.

>>68721057
Volcanoes tend to be on lands closer to the earth's crust. Its not common for hotspots to be above sea level if I remember correctly. A lot of volcanoes are also lava lakes in the ground.

>>68712355
In various ways.

I wonder if making deli meat is possible in this age yet.

>>68728965
Wawalands probably can

>>68725450
Iirc, he is a Mage Knight, right?

>>68732253
yeah he rides on a horse and uses a tome. Dire thunder I believe

>>68728965
Deli meats date back to at least the roman times, what you on about?

>>68733960
I was thinking about modern methods to compress and slice meat. Also it was a random bump topic.

>>68732918
Hmm, yeah.
I have one now in my hack, and that's Vesper. Though he's using the FE8 version of Mage Knight and not Rein's.

Page 10 bump.

>>68738805
Arigato

>>68739616
But breadog needs to sleep. I have a busy day tomorrow. Goodnight.

>>68740098
Oyas.

>>68728965
the idea of "deli meats" is that they are cold and thinly sliced though right?
what nation would have both refrigeration and the cutlery at the market to make this happen?
also the commonality of sliced bread is also a given I think so add that to the equation

>>68741233
Mmm.

My bets are on Kiara's lands. Owing to their massive fastfood industry spanning nations.

>>68742666
>cursed trips checked
hard to argue

>>68743487
Kek

Vspo probably imports a lot of their goods in exchange for guns, which then arm their military

5 to 10 in 10 minutes tf

Capcha: ksank

>>68746229
And again!

>>68708808
Probably not, the nasa one have more of that retrofuture feel I think, and the other ones might have more of a fantasy vibe. If they're a thing I've been thinking on whether some large towns might have aeroports though

>>68712355
A mild volcanic winter lowered the crop yields, pain peko.

>>68713822
Faunamon? I'd play it.
But is everyone grass-type?

>>68719664
Can you get a canyon without being in a desertic place?

CLEAR

>>68754078
Those become cliffs then if not in a desert

>>68751530
Coupled with incessant war because of it, between deities who have been wronged by KRSJ High Table, those who defend it, the Church of Unicorns, and the wildlings (noombers, catalog, antis)

Good morning bump.

>>68758708
morning!

>>68759856
>the future

>>68759895
It's really now, isn't it? I really love this frame.

>>68759958
Oh no, I am making fun of how terrible it is.

>>68759856
She looks like she's fellating the burger.

>>68760246
what, you're not impressed be the bleeding edge of technology?
>>68760265
yeah me

>Baker-chan becomes a KPF employee for one week for the crime of eating non-KFP food at a plaza.

How bad should things go?

>>68759856
why would you curse my morning with this sorcery

>>68675012
too many islands i dont like

>>68761891
pangeanon...

>>68761891
pangeanon we tried that already, were going with something new this time

>>68761891
So more islands I hear?

>>68762387
Polynesia time

>>68762676
>The great world flood has left only mountain tops inhabitable.

I wonder how life exists in a flooded world if the surface of the water is bitter cold.

>>68763173
the good thing is that if the cold is bitter enough, a lot more "land" (read: ice sheet) becomes available!

im retarded and colorblind, can someone help me point out the steppes/desert in the climate map?

>>68763527
Those are the hot desert, and the cold deserts are the dark blue-green parts. Some of the grasslands (most of picrel) probably qualify as "steppes".

>>68763822
??? image doko

i miss cute dragons.

>>68765502
Are there any more out there? Aside from Pendora, that is.

>>68765502
The purple dragon is three, but the dragoons are still here at least.

>>68766681
>The purple dragon is three

wut?

>>68767019
maybe its some sort of coded prophecy?

>>68766631
Ofc there are

>>68767076
Don't make me make a hebe dragon vTuber.

>>68768956
kek, this is a great soundpost

>>68769925
Right? sometimes you come across a gem

Preheating frozen car bump.

>>68714949
Looking at pic again. Would the valley between mountains have a river for meltwater?

>>68773143
Yeah, there's probably dozens of rivers in there feeding two main rivers on each side of the saddle.

>>68773267
It looks like with the way the winds cross through its going to be humid. Though one-side is going to be drier than the other. Also the north wind isn't going to pass the mountains up north. So there might be some shielding from winter winds.

CLEAR

CLARO

Ok let's ask the real question. Which country has the most SEX!

>>68781709
Among those already on the map, probably /choc/, bunch of horny fuckers in there. The jungle fever is real.

>>68781709
Yeah Id have to agree that of the ones on the map for now, its gotta be /choc/

>>68781709
I thought about Horni. But Horni would be known more for painting lewds. Though Horni can have brothels.

>>68781709
/HAHA/ is unusually horny for a single-chuuba thread for a chuuba that doesn't have particularly lewd content.

I think last world Horni was open to having brothels. Its been a while since I looked up Horni lore. I do remember /uoh/ being like a fountain of youth where your age regresses when you enter it.

>>68781709
~ehe is low-key about it, but they're up there.

>>68787357
>low key
are they though....

>>68787702
low-key enough to not get nuked by custodians while blatantly posting hentai kek

>>68781709
/VReX/

>>68788046
How so? I was also thinking of /nasfaq/ and infinity though its pretty gay.

>>68789098
Read >>68733184
And we have toned it down, there was a time where it was nothing but gay erp

>>68789684
rip Ophie 's model

ᛚᛁᚠᛁᚦ

ᛞᛅᚢᚦᚢ ᛁᚲᚲᛁ

ᚺᚱᛖᛁᚾᚾ

>>68789098
funnily enough, last time I was there they were surprisingly prudish, I think the culture might have shifted.

You might want to brace yourselves, the seas are about to get rowdy
https://www.twitch.tv/littleebi

>>68799794
anon there are way bigger threads to shill your links at...

>>68799889
>he didn't listen to it

>>68799794
wait a second
No way... Right?

>>68799982
anon the channel isnt live and you didnt link a clip

>>68800825
NTA, the first 10 seconds of the last VOD will tell you what this is about
I think at least, I'm not a specialist so I'm not sure.

>>68800825
Anon, please learn how twitch works, there's a past broadcast right there

>>68801057
a specific past broadcast isnt guaranteed to be autoplaying when someone clicks the link, not to mention how would anyone know which part to listen to?
literally the best feature twitch has over yt is the clipping thing and this anon didnt even bother to do that, why the hell should I bother working harder than they did?

>>68802412
Stay ignorant then, no skin off my back.

>>68802412
NTA but I mean, if you don't care just don't lol.
Though upon closer inspection, I think this rrat is dead in the womb, the catalog is probably safe for now.

What the fuck!? I leave for one goddamn hour and this place turns into a catalog thread.

>>68803599
its been interesting to talk about some of the drama here because were generally more agnostic here, but I guess some people are taking that as a welcome to post channel links

>>68804786
Like, holy shit, learn to clip evidence at least.

>>68805064
I assume scrolling through a thread won't be too hard on your dainty little fingers?
>>68798887

I assume this is the Eilene thing?

Also, drama can be spun into lore yo

>>68805333
>>68805933
At least keep the drama to your general, sperg.

>>68806251
>drama can be spun into lore yo

>>68806375
Yes it can. But we don't need a play by play of every detail in this thread.

>>68806580
>1 post linking to it
>play by play

anyone got these bois?

>>68765502
wah!

>>68774565
I wrote that my side of the valley’s basically always wet due to its tropical placement and the westerly trade wind so it fits! Seasons aren’t very prominent in /vnug/ since its climate’s mostly determined by altitude but given the topography I think winter will be somewhat wetter than summer since the hills in /uuu/ should block some of the moisture of the summer wind to /vnug/

>>68808575
Hills? Don't you mean trees? But I digress. Also that's a cute dragon.

>>68808771
Inland /uuu/’s pretty hilly so I think it’s enough to cause the rain shadow effect but that might change if /uuu/ has some kinda magic environment that makes it evergreen since large forests can moisturize the air above

>>68809086
I think some of that moisture has to go somewhere.

>>68811386
Most of them get dumped on the windward slope of the hills! Since altitude increase leads to temperature decrease it often results in heavy fog which covers most of /vnug/’s forest and drops visibility to like 100 ft

>>68811595
Scary foggy forests.

/vsnug/ bump. Goodnight everyone.

Anybody up?

>>68814621
Am up... I wish Im not

>>68814718
But why

Oi

>>68807661
Oh, yeah /morig/ has them since they're Mori's favorite animal. Ringed lamurs are pretty cool, they probably live in the lower altitude forests since they're so well adapted to trees.

>>68819029
Actually, maybe some of them could live on cliff faces, that's also a very vertical environment.

To reference Kiara's Teutonic background, I think wawalands should also have quite the sizable beer industry.

That gives way into the birth or the softdrinks industry maybe?

>>68822177
Or sweet wine that lets you endure freezing weather better

>>68822590
What happened in 1985?

>>68822590
Must...not...name it...Fluids of Kiara...

>>68822177
Gravy, beer, and soda, the pillars of a healthy diet.

CLEAR

>>68823415
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_Austrian_diethylene_glycol_wine_scandal

>>68825072
Kek
>Allegedly, dying citizens are sent into these sprawling facilities to be..."reborn". In reality, they are sent to be harvested for their flesh. It is the same with criminals, and is the only legal form of suicide in the wawalands.

Oi

How are we faring against the catalog storm?

Okay. I'm polishing the brick again. Good morning.

>>68830527
Didn't end up being too bad. Once I get back from work I think I'm gonna start on a little narrative about a deadbeat lemur.

>>68808575
>>68809086
>/uuu/ has some kinda magic environment that makes it evergreen
This is pretty much the case. There would be a lot of moisture in the air coming off of the big trees (remember that the central part of our forests "big trees" means an average of 120+ meters with some being even larger) in /uuu/, but given all of the magic concerned with the forests, if /vnug/ would prefer to not be too wet along our border, we can add some sort of magic canon reason for /uuu/ to keep that moisture from leaking over.

>>68834200
Good morning Sapling. Do you like tropical fruits like mangoes, coconuts, and banannas?

>>68834200
Just another thought I had before the last question. You could have the trees absorb enough water with their roots that keep /vsnug/ from being flooded. Big trees have big roots. And big trees need lots of water. So the roots will keep the soil from being flooded at least.

>>68834780
Who on Fauna's green earth doesn't like mangos? But yeah personally, I'm a fan of all fruit.

>>68835041
That tracks

>>68834780
Too much n in your bananas but otherwise, yeah, we do those.
My actual country dare I say grows the best ones of those. Especially mangos.

>>68835514
>>68835208
I was thinking about how /uuu/'s coast can grow tropical fruits like bananas, coconuts, durians, jackfruit, mangoes, pineapples, papayas, and other good fruits. Kiwis would be popular.

Also there could be a native population of monkeys and pongos.

>>68836634
Pongos?

>>68837693
Orangutans.

Are there any other actual goddess vtubers?

>>68836634
I'm thinking Im probably going to segregate all the tropical and aquatic stuff to the islands, but yeah, we would definitely have all of that. (I fucking hate monkeys and apes though. We have them, but I'm never going to write about it)

>>68840223
Ironmouse could sorta count?

>>68838995
Ah.

>>68840223
Goddess is a pretty arbitrary term, all things considered. Korone is a god for one day per year, so that's one. I feel like there must be hundreds of indies who are gods of one thing or another, but I can't think of any.

>>68840290
There are only some apes I like. Orangutans are one of them. Also golden snub-nosed monkeys. Chimps and Macaques can be speared.

CLEAR

butts

>>68844270
>>68846750
Imagine: Clear butts.

>>68849213
is this possible? do we have the technology?

>>68850272
Perhaps a robot or cyborg can wear a transparent shell.

>>68850593
I'm sure Roboco's dad has a concept art for this somewhere.

>>68850727
It's probably hidden because Robocco is Cover's patented robot streamer.

>>68851516
Patented? Are there chinese knockoffs?

>>68853580
>He doesn't know about the abibas vodka cooled Roboccos

>>68853913
Continue

Have to cook dinner bump.

>>68857076
>Blonde
>Big titties
>Thin as a stick otherwise
>The tightest holes this side of the Laniakea
>Very headstrong
>Will make ground beef out of you if you ever piss her off
>Requires at least 4.5l of vodka per day for cooling(dependant on the amount of sex she has)
>Socialist
>Can make Chernobyl look like a smoking matchstick in comparison if she overloads

>>68858455
>Can make Chernobyl look like a smoking matchstick in comparison if she overloads
who tf is making these?

>>68859555

>>68858455
I'll take 5, thank you

So how are your projects going. I'm going to be out of town tomorrow afternoon. So ask breadog questions now if you got them.

>>68860087
>Will make ground beef out of you if you ever piss her off
You think each of them sharing you with another 4 Roboccos won't piss them all off? You don't know slav women, much less slav robots

>>68861409
I always thought drawing and quartering sounded like the most badass execution method.

>>68861548
They won't go after you, that is a right reserved for the last one standing, they will first tear each other apart. And too much physical damage can often result in an overload

I'm surprised there isn't a slavic nuclear robot vTuber yet.

batten down the hatches lads, storms are a-brewing again...

I was half joking when I said NijiEN has a month to live but god damn, they are really trying to make that come true.

In a way, its kind of like pottery we made a new world.
The asteroid that impacted on the niji lands in the old one turned out to be an extinction level event

The lore writes itself

>>68869055
Worse. The meteorite pierced the hotspot of a super-volcano.

>>68871157
it somehow just keeps on giving

All out war you say, huh?

>>68872350
It never changes, somehow

HOLD LADS, HOLD

I want to talk about /uuu/ fruits.

>>68876224
What about them? Most are pretty normal. Just... don't wander too deep into the forests...

>>68876543
I wonder if /uuu/ would be into zucchini and squash dishes. I like making spaghetti out of spaghetti squash. You just need a very savory low sugar sauce to go with it since the squash has its own sweetness.

>be me
>saddled with shit ton of work, only get 3 hours that I can try and write lore
>try to help bump the splits and generals I frequent as much as I can
>ah, things are finally slowing down
>NijiEN breaks the goddamn law on stream and admits to it
I'm so fucking mad right now

>>68877658
I'm waiting for the lawsuits.

I cannot believe the Elira Lore was fucking REAL

>>68877566
Pretty much any veggie dishes hot or cold would be very common place.
/uuu/ will mostly have to have get its metal cookware from trading with other nations (this was previously mostly from /who/, were gonna have to sort out who that is in Vitwobia), but there's still other ways to heat things and boil water without much/any metallurgy

>>68878918
Elaborate?

If this is vt world then how common are brothers and hookers?

>>68879757
However common you write them to be. Work with the other /vnug/ writer to do something about them.

>>68880376
Fair, I have been pretty fucking lazy these days. Tomorrow I will write something up.

>>68878646
Doki literally cannot lose, they fucked up THAT badly. An actual retarded prosecutor could win that case in fact it's so bad that they'd almost certainly end up pleading guilty to breaking their NDA because they've already done as much and worse. This is beyond Wactor.
I can't fathom what kind of lore could be written to represent such a monumental fuck up, a natural catastrophe entirely localized in Nijisanji EN is not enough. I think we'll only really be able to tell when NijiEN finally crumbles and dies which is looking more and more likely. Maybe this can be played out like the plagues of Egypt and the skys have turned black representing the weight of divine sin, killing the plant life as more catastrophes pile upon themselves. I'm so sad that Rosemi is still trapped there...

>>68879757
ah, the only two genders
>brothers and hookers
kek

>>68880788
I MEANT TO TYPE BROTHELS
FUUUUUUCK

>>68878994
The good news is you can campfire bake spaghetti squash. Its more difficult than baking it but it is possible. You just have to scoop out the seeds after cooking. As for baking it you only need a cooking sheet and some butter or oil. I believe an earthen oven would be easy to make for Saplings since its made from a clay dome. And to seal the oven after pre-heating it you need only a wooden panel door.

How you bake with the oven depends on your meal plan. The oven stays hot for hours after heating it. So first you preheat with firewood or charcoal. Then you bake your dishes that need the hottest temperature first. Which is usually your veggie casseroles, ship biscuits, or pizza. After that you bake your beef roasts and pies. Then you bake your breads or lower temperature dishes.

>>68880786
>It was a day like any other
>The sun was shining brightly over the Niji lands, scorching the dark back of farmers working the fields
>On its zenith, it stopped for but a moment
>A laugh reverberated throughout sky, one that seemed to shake the very land itself
>In a single moment, the bright sun lost its splendor and was extinguished
>in its place, only an infinitely black sphere remained

>Then, the flood came
>Spilling from the black abyss in the sky, and endless torrent of dark, oily water
>It rushed across the land, seemingly passing through everything as if it was but the harmless morning mists
>And yet, when it touched our skin, it burned
>When it entered our lungs, it suffocated
>When it entered our head, it whispered
>When it entered our hears, it erased

>We awoke on the same fields we were working but minutes earlier
>But, hours sure must have passed, for the sky was dark
>The land was dark
>We were dark
>Oh...

>And so, the flood stole our color
>And so, the flood stole our light
>And so, the flood stole our history
>It stole our gods
>It stole...our humanity

I'll get this into a proper short story in the coming days, I think some body horror on top of this could be nice

>>68882656
kino, paints a very evocative picture.

>>68878994
I hear a potential customer!

>>68879757
>>68881336
I think they'd be common more in the more provocative chuuba's nation, like say the blondJPholo nation or either pink/choc.

Inf may have a rule where you have to come and cum on time.

>>68883103
I really wanna say what the inspiration for the entire image was as well, but damn that would spoil what is in my opinion the rawest sentence in the story...
Fuck it, spoilers ahead,
"Tell me, investigator," the man said with a trembling voice, his eyes fixated on his fidgeting hands. The words unspoken seemed to resist his will, his very body convulsed as if their weight was choking the life from his throat. After several moments of pathetic struggles, his face shot upwards, his dark eyes locking with the man across the table. The black holes in his eyesockets were drawing the stoic imperial investigator in, as if to beckon him to plunge into their infinite depths.
"Tell me...h-have you ever....seen.... a God shaped hole?"

>>68882656
In the shadow of the sun's demise,
Where once we toiled 'neath azure skies,
A laugh, a shudder, a world undone,
As darkness claimed our radiant sun.

From that void, a flood did pour,
An endless tide, a Stygian roar.
Its touch, a searing, oily embrace,
That stole our hues, our very grace.

No warmth remained, no solace found,
In the suffocating depths, we drowned.
Whispers cruel, like venomous hiss,
Erased our minds, our souls amiss.

Lost in the void, where darkness reigns,
Our world devoured, by unseen chains.
No gods to heed, no light to guide,
In this abyss, where hope has died.

We are but shades, in a world of night,
No color, no joy, just endless blight.
The flood, a thief, of all we knew,
Leaving naught but despair in its cruel debut.

So let us mourn, our stolen fate,
In this bleak, desolate state.
For in the grip of eternal gloom,
We are but remnants, in this shadowed tomb.

>>68885699
If I find a way to incorporate this in, I definitely will

>be me
>typical pirate captain
>typical pirate crew
>like to casually hit ports when shit hits the fan and nation's are too distracted with some other yab to properly protect commercial ships or smaller ports
>kfports have gotten harder to raid, same with deadbums
>hear some shit went down in Nijilands, most of their navy is occupied
>jack pot
>set sail to scope out waters for any juicy looking vessels, strangely nothing. Figure we'd see some refugees at least...
>looking through telescope, see something weird. Really weird.
>"Captain, it's 1 hour after noon ain't it?"
>Nod
>"Then why is it getting so dark?"

/jidf/ has their Promised Land in the Middle East region and they won't be sharing it with anyone.

>>68887471
>>68885699
>>68882656
Sadness... I keep thinking the darkness is caused by an eclipsing asteroid? But its not an asteroid. Its anti-matter

>>68884964
Well shit, now I'm really curious but I don't wanna spoil myself, you better deliver now.

>>68887800
Would they be interested in kosher breads and pastries for one night at port.

>>68888321
Check only the last spoiler, the one that's separated. It will say enough.

>>68884964
>Last spoiler.
GOATSE

>>68889611
Congrats, you ruined it. It is now shelved forever.

>>68889784
damn...

>>68889784
Sorry about the joke. I'll take the brick now.

>>68887800
What's our middle east, maybe this bit?

Punishment bump.

Actively ruining another person's creativity, regardless if its a joke or not, is bad.

>>68893435
if you keep talking like that, I'm going to astral project and personally rape your creative spirit.
and a giant gaping asshole opening over NijiEN is as good an apocalypse as anything else quite honestly

>page 9
>last post was 7 minutes ago
holy shit

>>68894617
NijiEN statement

>>68894475
That's what I was thinking too.

>>68893435
Oh chill out, like I'd actually shelve something just because some stranger on the internet only has assholes on his mind

I wonder what would hapen to the world's climate if all of NijiEN's land just sank into the sea. I know the oceans would be ravaged and there would be a global tsunami from the land sinking. I'd also think there would be tremendous pressure released from underground that would cause that continent chunk to sink.

>>68894693
>it keeps getting worse
>how does it keep getting worse

>>68892264
I'd think maybe something like this (maybe more of a river valley looking thing), but yours works too. Right latitude and all that

>>68895545
>But wait, there's more!
>Riku has yet to go live with his own statement
>Negligible impact btw

>>68895833
I'll have to check the climate but I always wanted to visit the Nile river in Egypt. Then I remember it's modern day Egypt.

>>68895850
>Riku has yet to go live with his own statement
About that

>>68896956
>It was for the investors first

>>68895833
>>68896521
The general area seems to be temperate forests and a bit of grasslands. Maybe that area is more mediterranean in climate? You still have cooler winters but it's warm mostly year round. Would be a great place for vineyards.

>The Laughing Dragon bent the back of the outer progenitor god of her pantheon

this shit is so funny

>>68897886
ok, actually a great way to put it, kek

>>68897886
TWICE in one video

bloody hells we are moving. got work early tomorrow so Im out for the night. it's been a pleasure sailing with you gentlemen

>mfw when the niji coast split and red smoke bellows from the bowels of the earth

>>68901682
My idea is that a a black meteor that absorbs all light is hurling to NijiEN. We're watching god's wrath as wyrmwood plunges into the coast's hotspot. The impact causes the entire coastline to fracture and erupt; sinking the entire NijiEN land. What few lands that remain will depend on whether or not the gods of those lands will receive JP's blessing.

>>68902581
This is certainly an event worthy of geographic alteration if there ever was one but we'd need to see the end of this thing and at this point I don't even fucking know if we've reached the end of tonight's bomb shells

>>68903213
This is more of a prediction for if or when Anycolor terminates NijisanjiEN. All we can do is wait and see.

I just realize Baker-chan's airship is going to be falling apart by the end of the disaster. Maybe she can bring her ship to a shipyard and use their equipment to hold it together while she welds. Though at this point it might just be simpler to buy a wooden airship and retrofit the old ship's guts into the new ship.

Time for bed. See you maybe tomorrow?

>>68906787
Looks like we'll bump off sometime during the night, guess we can bake when morning comes to the west

butts

I say hug a breadog as they're also used as emergency floatation devices.

>>68908987
Mmmm soggy bread, my favorite

>>68907881
I'll take care of the baking once we archive.

not so close to bump limit

>>68913738
Whomst