/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Love me some hags

You itt cake-chan?

Kemono hags!

>>68809417
I would guess she's asleep. It's 12:22 AM in Florida.

June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

>>68809524
Or watching more Bocchi, 50-50

>>68809417
>>68809524
Fuck off to discord or facebook already

>>68809717
Relax man, I was just letting him know she's probably asleep.

>>68810115
im up. he was right on the money i was watching one of the last 4 eps of bocchi i have left to watch lol.

>>68810451
Gottem!

>>68809717
I would, if I knew. Rich comong from me, but maybe if yall channers stop being this grouchy, youd get some bishes on you

>>68810451
Also, how many Bocchi seasons are there? 2?

>>68811369
just a 12 episode season. which kinda bums me out, nowadays nearly all modern anime have a 12 or 14 episode run and thats it. what the hell happened to old shoujo anime that cranked out like, 50 episodes a year

>>68812181
like, ojamajo doremi had 4 seasons and a bonus 12 episode ova season, like 220 episodes of anime all in the span of 1999-2004. do that

>>68812181
I see.
Good lawd I feel sleepy because I ate a lot...

>>68814187
isnt it like noon or something for you lol-- also i just finished the last episode. amazing show, id be shocked if they didnt continue it

>>68814285

A. Did Bocchi become less introverted?
B. Yeah, its is 3pm over here. Afternoon naps do exist, and as kids, we were required to by mom

>>68814405
yeah and not unrealistically, you can tell shes still an introvert so theres plenty to work on in s2

>>68814487
I see. Booting up my lappy now to fish for jobs. And then just watch on YT after

>>68814579
on that note im probably gonna go watch yt til i pass out-- nini seabro

>>68815308
Oyas cake-chan

hag love
a haglove if you will

Hag love !

I wish hags were real...

>>68817756
They are, they're just childless mothers.

And so the thread desecends into silence..

>>68819391
So many have already gotten their hag wives...

>>68819990
Tbf, bread is quite fresh still...

>>68820537
Aki birthday live featuing marine, polka, okakoro and kiara

>>68820638
いいね

>>68821644
They should cuddle in bed

>>68819391
Trying to avoid consider just leaving as I'm just feeling more dead inside than usual.

>>68823119
Everything will be alright.

>>68823119
What got ya down?

>>68823218
Nice K-cups.

I love my darling!

Controversial take: all hag tits are great big or small because all eventually produce nourishing milk for our growing family (and midnight milk escapades)

>>68825887
counter take: all hag tits are great because you can hold tiny hags close to you and big hags are soft and warm

>>68825887
Nothing controversial about this. The important thing is they are attached to someone you love.

>>68825887
>and midnight milk escapades
Based.

>>68826269
>be hagchad
>midnight, need a snack
>see your wife’s milk bottles in fridge waiting for the baby
>what if…?
>taste it, it’s actually not bad
>ask her to let you suckle during sex once, make it a joke haha funny
>she likes it so much you’re in a nursing relationship, growing closer every day
>you put some of her excess milk in your cereal each morning like it’s totally normal now
Life Goals

>>68827653
The real question is would she mind if she wakes up one night to me suckling on her in my sleep

>>68828126
>she dreams of breastfeeding because of you sucking on her tits

>>68828785

>>68828785
Man, I'd love accidentally triggering baby fever in her

>>68823119
...cake chan, was this you and your 3am thoughts? Been buggin me...

Who's watching?

>>68833409
Is Runie a hag? Please tell me Runie's a hag!

>>68833409
I will watch for dizzy

>>68833272
NTA but 'cake-chan' doesn't usually use full stops in the last sentence of a paragraph.

>>68833679
Got it, no punctuations.

ArgieBro, by any chance?

>>68834453
Nope.

>>68833272
>>68834453
ngl, it feels kind of gross to watch you keep trying to name anons. it's near valentine's day, a bunch of viewers are out of sorts this time of year. especially in this sort of thread, where the dream of the tradhagchuubawife lives on.

>>68834603
Ah, just asking.

>>68834610
As for me, I'm just tryna identify who is who

>>68834909
I think kimoi is a bit strong but it is kowai.

SEA should be range banned

>>68836607
All mods are from that area and burgers aren't better desu

>>68837247
Good lord Flare's hips just make me want to get right in between those heavenly thighs and give her some quarter elf babies.

>>68833272
no? seabro i said i was going to bed lol

>>68837762
Now the real cake-chan lol.
Mornin!
Was afraid that there's intrusive thoughts in ya

>>68837358
I can't think about anything but kissing that face though..

>>68837358
Flares looks like she sweats a lot

>>68837848
if i have intrusive thoughts i wouldnt spill them here unless someone asked kek, gm btw

>>68838211
I see.
Would just finish the chapter on the game I'm playing and gon' shut down soon after

>>68837972
You can kiss her face while doing stuff down below too.
>>68838048
She might, but that makes things pretty fun.

>>68838048
i dont like how they whitewashed the flare nendoroid-- she barely looks tan

>>68838736
Flare probably asked for it...

>>68839239
lame asf

>when i was looking at the tags for my sololive i saw that there were children who really took a liking to the new paripi sunglasses
>without thinking i pressed like
>it made me feel like hugging them

>>68838211
Finished the chapter, see ya in the morning.

>>68840830

kimitapii

>>68842009
Why are hags like this?

>>68836607
Agreed. Board quality would improve so much it's funny. Anyone who disagrees is brown.

>>68842129
They're desperated for attention

>>68842009
why is people drawing mio in marines outfit a thing? is there context i lack or is it just cause its sexy

>>68843635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFOPXPK7jqU

>>68843734
oh alright that makes sense

wait. i just got an idea. brb

>>68843635
Watch streams. (But actually, it was great content)

Unfortunately i cant put the hat on her because of the ears

>>68844309
Most breedable nendoroid

>>68844309
Cute.

>>68844309
Here's mine.

>>68845591
how many do you own? i have all of them

if theres any combos you guys wanna see i can do them

>>68845969
I don't remember if Botan has one but I'd like to see Botan and Mio trying a few clothes

>>68845924
I only have these two and Matsuri. Other than Watame I only pick them up from cons.

>>68846223

>>68846680
Cute!!!

>>68845969
>>68846680
Can I have a ShishiWata swap please and thank you.

>>68846871

>>68847485
Beautiful.

>>68846680
cute, can you show us botan with marine's clothes?

>>68849771 figured i might as well use the faceplate that looks more lustful

>>68850198
aaaaaa

I just wanted to say, while not directed towards this thread or anyone from /here/ for this, that my vision towards older women have change since being on here.
Everytime I think about how the idea of the hag, my blood starts flowing. I have been permanently damage from viewing hags as needing and longing beings for younger men such as myself.

Thanks

bros

>>68851849
He's literally me.

>>68852261
where do I apply

>>68852261
I watched her live for the first time the other day. Her voice is really nice and I found it interesting when someone sent a superchat asking about her thoughts towards marriage she said that she would rather have you act as her assistant/caretaker.

>>68852442
She just wants a househusband but she doesn't realize it

>>68857236
Interesting duo

>>68854758
My sheepwife is so cute and girly.

>>68866183
Tasty.

Cute darling

>>68869476

BOARD IS HAYAII

>>68869476
>>68870191
Very pretty elf

>>68852261
I wish I could be a lonely hag's live-in butler.

Why is the board at speed of sound right now

sex with spiders

>>68882472
Retard management self-harmed again

>>68882472
Elira admitted on stream that that Niji management let them read confidential legal documents.

>>68882472
more brainlet niji drama, I hope you've got filters up and energy drinks so we can stay up bumping the thread

>>68882487
Sounds good to me

>>68838211
Ohayo, got a bit early up but otherwise, yeah, ohayooo

https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella
Fat dog is just hanging out right now but will be playing more RE8 tonight.

>>68885371
gm seabro

spidermom boobies spidermom boobies
https://files.catbox.moe/y2sqlo.PNG

>>68889166
Sexy spider

fresh off the presses

>>68887663
What a thing to wake up to...
Getting more disappointed in a certain witch...

>>68893074
what happened

>>68895586
Drama in a certain big--ah fuck it, I'mma namedrop

So yeah, Nijisanji made three of their talents into essentially sacrificial lambs after streaming a hit piece against the former Selen Tatsuki right directly when she is streaming.

>>68895885
As for why I'm dissapointed in that witch, she's of the same nationality as I and I've seen her career before being the witch. It's a great shame to see her twisted like this.

>>68896165
I guess it's safe to say she will never get enough votes to make it to /hag/ team again...

Cute hag hands

>>68895885
yea i saw this but what did millie have to do with the video of the three? unless theres another witch in niji im not aware of-- iunno a lot about niji. still i feel bad for the livers, its so blatantly obvious how much of this situation is completely under the thumb and control of whoevers in charge of en. the reputations of the talents seem to be like nothing more than collateral damage in service of protecting the reputation of nijisanji at large, which if management had any sort of foresight, they would understand its practically impossible to sway public opinion at this point in time. there exists no timeline in which nijisanji magically figures out a way to prove themselves innocent in this situation and shift all wrongdoing onto selen. it just simply will never happen. yet, it seems thats precisely what management aims to accomplish

>>68896294
Really sad. And probably would mean Toko would be the only one WHO EVEN HAS A CHANCE

>>68898164
Allegedly, she's one of those who bullied Selen, along with Enna and Elira, the latter being in that mentioned stream along with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland

>>68898164
>>68898386
Millie is a Nijisanji big bootlicker, also replied pretty condencending to Selen's announcement about the MV getting privated. So yeah, things isn't looking good for the philiphina hag

>>68898386
i figured it was enna and millie through vt's posts alone, but i had no idea elira was involved-- i was under the impression it was millie enna and maybe one of the guys, but never elira. thats sad, she seemed sweet, i watched her last stream of the main story of xenoblade chronicles 3

Board's gonna speed up again. Itfeels like tax season has translated ibto chuuba drama too lol

>>68845969
im surprised you guys only suggested hags swapping clothes with other hags

>>68898868
Unfortunately, what my sister experienced with our own countrymen abroad rings true here. Willing to throw even their own fellow Flip under the bus for a scrap of gain.

>>68899636
Allegedly, Elira is the leader of this "clique", a privileged group inside NijiEN.

>>68901911
selen isnt filipino tho

>>68899636
Elira always smelled rotten to me.

>>68902328
Millie is. But you get the point, if they can do that to their own fellow countryman, what more to a complete stranger?

>>68902700
i guess ill take your word for it. enna however is pretty easy to understand, they both may be chinese but theyre the two kinds of chinese that hate eachother

>>68901182
I wouldn't mind dying if it meant I could stuff my face under her dress

>>68903817
such a good reine

i hope they announce nendos for the remaining branches in holo at 5th fes-- im amazed not a single ID has gotten theirs, not even kobo or moona

>>68904430
would kill for the kaela and reine nendos

>>68904430
It's pretty odd maybe they need to make a request or something and haven't gotten around to it.

>>68902700
This is more of a woman/person in the entertainment industry. They arent really know for their high morals and principles

>>68904430
From what I've seen Holos nendos often get released at EXPOs in JP, so it makes sense to prioritize japanese talents

>>68904882
I don't see why that would be a reason for them to not release the nendos. It's not like there are that many IDs to begin with.

>>68906241
Think it for a company point of view
>You release these nendos usually on HoloEXPO or other big japanese convention
>The people attending these will of course be mostly japanese
What do you priorotize selling to them, a japanese talent that they watch or an ID that they probably know only by name?
What I don't understand is why they release so few nendoroids, I know the proccess from Sketch to final product it's like 10 months, but they always only make one or two at the same time. They should release them in groups of 5 imo

>>68904882
well i mean im not talking about releases, im talking about announcements-- at 4th fes their big announcement was that they confirmed development for every last holojp nendo, so at this point in time everyone knows theyre getting their figures. what we DONT know, is whether or not anyone in ID (or even council onwards) is getting theirs. no unpainted prototypes, no 2d concept art, nothing. im just hoping they take the opportunity at 5th fes to do exactly what they did last year, only with ID and the rest of EN too. hell, regloss too why not

>>68906765
Maybe goodsmilecompany isn't interested in announcing more talents before they're done with JP

>>68902523
Well she is a fujo.

>>68907320
Most femotakus are fujos

>>68906723
this isnt how it works-- they sell nendos that have already been produced, at expos. announcing id and en nendos AT the expo, comes at no cost to anyone. nendoroids release periodically throughout the year, they dont just... save them for the expo and hope their fans will be there to pick them up

>>68907558
I just wanted to make a rotten woman joke.
I am a very simple person.

>>68907558
never much cared for yaoi so i cant say this is wholly true

>>68906723
It's just odd that they're only pandering to the JP market on that front despite having an international market willing to spend cash on other talents' goods as well. But I guess they'd know better than we do where the money flows best from.

>>68908369
Japanese companies have been like that always, you still need to use a proxypage to buy some collab merch sometimes
>>68907662
Nendoroids sales are pretty close to big cons, so they can be sold in the con stands

>>68908369
im not saying its surprising jp has favoritsm, its just that we already KNOW every jp is getting their nendos. undoubtedly, the goodsmile booth at 5th fes will have an updated repetoire of painted and unpainted prototypes on display, itd just be nice to know for sure they plan on developing the ones theyre missing

>>68908967
>>68909198
i just wanna see kaelas smooth white chibi boobers

>>68908369
I've always had this slight impression that Japanese companies have a deep-seated, inherent fear of making money. They could be rolling in cash if they were more willing to sell merch internationally on the same release schedule as their JP market, but they just... don't.

Another example: Nintendo seems to have been doing the same thing for the past several years - fans have been on their hands and knees, begging for the HD remakes of Wind Waker and Twilight Princess to get ported to the Switch. It wouldn't even be that difficult of an endeavor, since Breath of the Wild proved that you can pretty easily make a functional game for both the Wii U and the Switch. But they're never going to do it, despite the fact that it would make them money hand over fist. Japanese companies don't like to make money or listen to their fanbases.

Heard you guys like Nendo hags.

>>68904757
Oh, fair.
My lola(grandma)...why...

>>68909360
It's mostly company shit proccess, every new project has to pass to several proccess where dozens of people is involved and some of them saying no can turn it down. So they play pretty safely most of the time
>>68909548
We really need more vtuber dolls, nendos arent that good

>>68909360
It's the same situation for figures. Look at how rare it is for anything Nintendo related to get anything official, it's almost maddening.

>>68891766
That's real nice

>>68908967
i still feel like you misunderstand... the way goodsmile works is that each and every one of their releases sell by preorder-- they put a figure up for sale, they spend like 6 months MAKING the thing, and only then do they ship them out to the customers. the idea that you can walk up to a goodsmile booth at any con and purchase something that was just put up for sale directly contradicts with how their business functions: they put something up for sale, they produce their stock, customers recieve the product and only THEN do they offer said product at their booths at cons. because they have their stock produced

>>68911012
You don't need to pre-order to buy from the convention booth afaik

>>68911131
well yeah, because the only things they will offer at the 5th fes booths will be hololive nendoroids that have undergone the full preorder>production>delivery process. polka is up for sale right now. doesnt mean you can get her at 5th fes. because she hasnt been produced yet

>>68911515
That doesn't contradict what I've said, it's important for them to have NEW nendoroids on the booths, even if they delivered the preorders 2 weeks before the convention

>>68910987
What's with her mouth?

>>68911515
every nendoroid up to i believe choco will be for sale at 5th fes. or aki, depends on if she ships before the event

>>68911692
Drooling over Chiichan

>>68911657
"new" to booths is like several months old to the people who ordered. i ordered my aki nendoroid in like october, and aki will likely be the "newest" figure for sale at 5th fes. thats just how goodsmile works

>>68912440
You have to have in mind that only a few from the total buyers pre-order

>>68912751
most... of the total buyers preorder. on the goodsmile shop, SOME holo nendoroids are for sale, (because theyre popular products produced in excess because theyre popular so they know theyll sell) but many others are no longer listed. subaru, gura, haachama, suisei, and even more are no longer up for purchase. their peak sales period, was their preorder state. the implication that nendos make most of their sales anywhere but online as a preorder is just impossible to be true, scattered passers-by at scattered conventions goodsmile happens to be at would never outsell the figure in question's preorder period

>>68913692
this is JUST how gs functions, they put something up for preorder, they make their stock, if they have excess they put it up for sale at cons, and likely never reproduce the product again, unless theres significant demand

their whole business model is "you pay us, we make it, if we have extra we sell it elsewhere, if something is popular enough, we'll make it again or in rare cases indefinitely"

>>68913526
My wife.

Still quick

Try to stay alive while I'm asleep

>>68917901
Wakaru

>>68847128 fml

>>68923268
That's the dream brother

>>68924207
i dont know how to tell you this anon but you replied to the thread haganon

>>68923268
...you still up?

>>68924334
Oh right, should've figured from the lowercase lettering. Still applies though.

>>68924334
>>68924546
no actually i passed out in the span of 4 minutes zzzzzzzzzzzzz mimimimi

tonight seems to be a botan night

>>68925521
White haired hag loves of the world.
Unite and takeover.

hey, which holos are close to hagdom? i remember fauna saying she used to play n64-- not quite sure though

>>68925812
Most of them are hags or close to it if I had to guess.

>>68925812
Towa...

Lui-nee is NOT a needy woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkBA3OKpphc

>>68925812
From about a month ago >>66867173

>>68926020
hm rip

>>68925985
if i was in holo i probably wouldnt be too different tbqh

>>68926020
This company is going to be almost all hags in a few years.

>>68926195
I would only if I was a girl.
Staying at a girls house as a guy sounds kind of gay.
And I don't want to be assaulted by the fans.

>>68926306
who will take the longest to become a hag, kobo? bijou?

>>68926322
PoV: Me.

>>68926322
>staying at a girls house as a guy sounds kind of gay
Loosen up nigga. The best sleepovers I've had have been at girls houses.

ive never been to a sleepover that wasnt with my cousins or my moms friends kids or something. all my friends in school growing up never felt like hanging out

jesus christ its almost 6 am fuck it im using melatonin goodnight hagbros

>>68925985
Lui is a bit menhera so it's okay.

Finally slowed down a bit

>>68924736
Oof, see ya in the morning your time

>>68926450
Shion and Chama too

>>68928934
Aye, how did you manage to draw ceremonial Botan from my fangame?

Extremely loud haggotry in an hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuQv3disxU8

>>68928934
Lion Queen

>>68926626
This, also you have no idea how pervy girls get when guys aren’t around
I used to sit at lunch with 5 or 6 hag grad schoo girls in college for my bachelors cause there wasn’t any of my friends during my break and the only rule I had was don’t talk about so-and-so’s boyfriend (one of my friends), just pretend I’m not here
My god they’re just as raunchy as guys sometimes
Had to leave the lunch group when I ended up dating one after they talked about their fetishes one lunchtime and we talked alone later

>>68928122
She is clearly not, anon. Stop spreading nonsense.

>>68932796
Clearly

>>68932981
>hear the door closing
>turn around and see this

>>68932981
Very scary image
>your neighbour moves in
>somewhat normal lady
>occasionally exchange greetings in the morning
>one day she randomly asks you to help with something
>"Oh well, can't be something too complicated!" - You think to yourself
>go inside
>>68933024
>she continues standing there without blinking

>one of my favorite artists who draws Mio and other hags also draws NTR with them
why does this always happen

>>68933437
They get paid for it.

>>68933475
i guess some money would be too dirty for me but maybe its their only option

seems like the sponsored game collab between some hags and cakes got posponed because of tech problems

>>68933828
The Foamstars thing got cancelled because of PSN being down, some went to stream other stuff.

KoroMio in Korone's channel

>>68935798
I would take her out for a walk.

>>68936343

>>68936838
Exactly.

Valentine's Edition next thread?

>>68936343
>>68936838
>walkies with a hag
Hnngh

>>68936343
>>68938754
Cute submissive hags

>>68939445
GOOD GIRL

>>68939445
I want a hag to leash me instead.

>>68939445
Based.

>>68940169
You'll have to look elsewhere for that type of hag, Botan's too much of a masochist for that.

>>68940470
I love her as she is but the musclebound lioness of my dreams will live on in my delusions forever.

I love hags with deep voices

>>68941091
It's a shame that there aren't more lion themed vtubers, let alone hags. The only one I can think of is Towa's mama but she's nothing at all like what you described.

>>68941501
Any big cat will do.

>>68941606
For now, imagination is your best friend.

>わためそろそろ子供欲しくない?
Game of Life always brings out the hard hitting questions.

>>68936838
Where do I get one...

>>68943409
Barbary Lalion my beloved.

>>68943645
Would buy her new pantyhose.

>>68943645
>>68943845

>>68833549
Runie is a confirmed 30+ hag. Not even doxx, she said it on stream multiple times.

I wonder how many hags will stream for valentine's day

Bread doko?
Last for Pol and her gaijins!

>>68944773
Die Hard 3 Membersheep watchalong already confirmed for my Sheepwife.

I won.

HAG LOVE

FINAL LASUTO SEXOOO