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6870917 No.6870917 [Reply] [Original]

You feel a sudden crippling kick to your shins that feels like being hit with a 144kg bat, causing you to keel over and collapse to the floor. You're in shock, and as you turn your head up to get a view of your assailant, you're greeted by the cold metal of a gun pressed up against your face, your eye gazing straight down the barrel. There stands Hololive's virtual maid, Minato Aqua, gazing down on you with a derisive look of contemptuous spite. She tells you that she'll give you ten seconds to say your prayers and make your peace before she blows your brains out. Quick, how do you save yourself?

>> No.6871038

>>6870917
I would never be able to save myself from this 44.5cm tall and 148kg heavy woman.

>> No.6883495

>>6870917
I turn 360 degrees and walk away

>> No.6883733

>>6870917
Fuck neko I hate that cat

>> No.6883740

I try to make peace by saying “love u onyon”.

>> No.6886621

>>6871038
I don't think you understand what a kg is.

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>>6883733

>> No.6888090

>>6871038
Burgerchaama... You confused the measurements

>> No.6888294

>>6871038
>44.5cm tall
IMAGINE

>> No.6888293

>>6886621
>>6888090
Have you never seen the IMAGINE picture?

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>>6870917
I dive between her legs and quickly turn around in midair, then I grab her hips and pull her towards my head. Now she can't shoot me with her ass blocking my head.

>> No.6890974

>>6870917
I make fun of her social anxiety issues and skulk away while she's occupied with her emotional breakdown.

>> No.6891032

I show her my phone wallpaper of Suisei and shout "MARIO KART" and make my escape when she breaks down crying.

>> No.6898244

I'd give her a hug and wait for the bullet to pass through me

>> No.6899559

>>6870917
I tell her to turn safety off

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Put my hands together and pretend to pray. In the middle of the prayer I grab the gun and aim it away from me. Commence ryona and get the gun from her. Recommence ryona after she's disarmed.

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>>6870917
Being the retard that she is, Aqua would attempt to pull the trigger before realizing that she left the safety on. I would then twist the gun out of her hands, knock her out with it, and then probably just take her home or something.

>> No.6902684

>>6899758
>not carrying her home conscious while she whines

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