/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You had one job

i played videogames instead of watching movies

>>68750102
redo it

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>68750102
how do you even fuck this up

i love shondo but she makes it very difficult sometimes

I tried doing the cat puke thing and now my nasal passages hurt

shondo in my arms

I miss the days when she would lie on our laps and give us a bj or put her feet on our crotch

>>68750288
so true bestie

Baker-sama...

I'm going to have to leave for like 30 minutes, I watched everything till now, the most I ever watched in a watchalong

sometimes I think shondo loves me and then sometimes I think she hates me making me stay up all night watching shitty movies

>>68750359
she will forever hold this against you

I'm dying

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this woman makes me gosling too much

Im going to gaslight myself into believing that she read my love bomb chats and liked them

>>68751821
she probably didn't

>>68751845
She giggled when mine came up on screen you cant convince me that it wasnt mine she was reading

>>68751821
wish i could do this

>>68751869
congratulations orange

>>68751869
oh yeah I think she read yours, grackle

im just going to write my love bomb in a poem to her email instead (its a business proposal)

be nise :)

>>68751952
no :)

>>68751952
I am always nise :)

was all a little too on the nose for me, and she called us cute.

>>68752083
Hi op
chu~

>>68752083
op-kun,,,....

>>68752138
lol, I'm tired

>>68752083
honestly i dislike the compliment bombs they feel too forced

kinda annoying when she ignores evrything I say

>>68752205
they're not they're all true

>>68752275
shes been awake too long for me to hold anything against her

just woke up after a long sleep and she's still going. how has the last half been?

>>68752334
It was a little boring but this last movie has been amazing

she didnt respond to my joke its over

does this mean every time you have sex with rapunzel you get cured of all wounds?

this animation style is so ugly. can't believe disney went from snow white to this

he won.

she kissed my dick

goodnight shoggas

>>68752867
fuck you otis you stole my kisses

she kissed my dick goodbye

i love my wife. good night (its 6:30 am)

lol irl at the guys saving their "i love yous" for when people are just spamming a single emote so it stands out more. these groomers are so deliberate in everything they do

>>68752911
I love you too! chu~

>>68752911
kys

That was great, first time I watch an entire one. Usualy I watch someone else at the start, take a nap during 1 or 2 movies, or leave early but this time I was here for 18h straight. I drew for about 30 minutes but wasn't motivated and just purely watched the movies and listens to her the rest of the time. I'm really tired now

well that was a lot of fun i love shondo

>>68752911
I hope every single one dies

that was terrible I stayed for the whole 18 hours and I hated it

>>68752911
i'm so sorry that you're so gay that you have to overanalyse everything other men in your vicinity do i hope one day you can find some homosexual medicine and be cured

how many messages did neosky manage today

Another successful marashon, enjoyed it from the start to finish.

>>68753049
I can't wait for the pastebin

post the numbers anon i want to know how much i jobbed today

>>68752205
they are generic complements because she knows nothing

>>68753090
>jobbed
Please, what does this zoomer lingo mean

Goodnight. I really liked that.

I strategically timed all my messages to piss off other shoggers. Good to see I was on top of my game even 18 hours in

false flag posters are funny :)

God I fucking love my wife so fucking much

>>68753135
I know it is hard for your zoomer brain but don't feed the troll

What a gift she is :) I was on the fence initially for Disney movies but today was a blast. I love this girl!!!

>>68753049
didn't notice that my chatterino had crashed until a few hours in so hopefully someone else logged it

>>68753049
About 6330

>>68753356
fuck chatterino for logging
https://github.com/chfoo/spaghetti-logger

I thought the Disney marathon was going to be gay and retarded but it was so much fun. I love Shondo I really do! Lots of chats read, silly comment about the silly username; today was such a blast man. :) What a good time

>>68753712
> Lots of chats read
y-yeah haha

>>68753356
Are you the shogger that normally does the pastebins?

>>68753402
weak showing for him

>>68752911
that guy? me

>>68752673
no thats what happens if you have sex with shondo

so no tweet

oink

>>68754210
she read my post clearly

>>68754495
STOP! i regret my part in this

get your forced positivity reps in FAST or be bottom rank forever

Pastebin anon doko? I want to see myself in the top 5 of chatters
Good things about today:
>read a lot(definitely more than 30 times, idk by how much more though)
>lots of fun
>basically had 2 conversations with shondo
>loved my wife
>wife loved me
>shondo called me otis's daddy, which made me almost tear up, and is making me tear up as I recall it
Bad things a today:
>i wasn't in the thread but i might have made it seem like I was here, despite not actually having been here for 80% of the stream, so now I'm worrying on people's radars Scared
>too much ntr in movies SadCat NOOO
>i was lost during the BA bit since I don't play it, but i remained despite wanting to do something, due to fomo

For me the steam was a solid 9.5/10, if not more
Hours watched? 18.5/18.5

>>68755258
Who are you and why should I care about anything you just said

>>68755300
Not important and you have no reason to care
>>68755258
Also she laughed at a great amount of the comments she's read from me

i got made fun of but also made her laugh

>>68755258
We all know youre here.

>>68755258
you write like a homosexual

>>68755611
I may or may not be the sho poster
>>68755579
SyadouClueless who am I?

>>68755683
I meant >>68755593, not >68755579
My bad

Everyone who replied that they think stuff like this makes things 'feel real' or like a 'real couple' you lost.

(he means abc)

>thank you for being my light
Idk man it sounds like she might love her community unironically

>>68756583
She does, others will tell you to "not trust her lies/words", why? No clue

>>68756503
several people actually

>>68756583
She loves the collective attention. She wants the lights to keep shining because she thinks if she doesn't there won't be any light again, like before.

>>68756717
When someone has a history of fibbing and flip-flopping as well as speaking out of both corners of her mouth then some skepticism is reasonable, no?

>>68756906
>some
Yes, but some of fucks do this over every positive thing she says

there’s a couple spergs that hang on every word she says trying to catch any minor contradiction between offhanded remarks and go SEE? SEE?? SHES A FILTHY LIAR!! Wow I can’t believe she made this comment that actually contradicts this forum post from September of 2008!! You can’t trust her!!!
Like nigga I do not care. I love my wife. You shitting your pants over something mundane is not going to change that.

>>68757421
Unironically so true oomfie

As much as I loved this stream, I hope next watch along is shorter
I'm lying, I want days-long watch alongs or dates

i wish i could watch some of my favourite films and shows with her in my arms

>>68757421
Ok but what about the incomplete timeline, what is she hiding??

>>68756583
i want her to love me for who i am

shonthighs

not the pastebin anon but I was curious about my own count so I got the logs
Neosky 6239
Hiroto 3646
Khaal 3502
Mouz1i 3475
LunaLenz 3311

>>68758550
Are those the top 5?

Here is anons dream movie watchalong list with no particular order:
>Shutter Island
>End of Watch
>Se7en
>The Prestige
>Inception
>Pulp Fiction
>That Batman movie with Heath Ledger
>Joker (you wouldn’t get it)
>The entirety of HBO’s Band of Brothers series
>The Arrival
>The Witch
>Step Brothers or Talladega Nights (not both)
>Ghost Town
>In Bruges
>As Good as it Gets
Obligatory Blade Runner 2049

>>68758612
just the top 5-6 from previous pastebin anon's list
i manually searched because I'm not making a script for it

>>68758710
>Obligatory Blade Runner 2049
Anon...

Uuuu pastebin anon doko?
I want to know my stats
SyadouCry is he not going to do it for the watch along

>>68758846
I'll do it today, but not now. I'm just a little tired.

>>68759087
SyadouHype

>>68758710
>he forgot Nightcrawler
>He forgot a Few a Good Men
>He forgot Manhunter
I would unironically like watching The Notebook with Shondo

>>68758710
>>68759329
I know nothing about movies, why these particular ones?

>>68759366
>why these ones in particular
these are just movies that I like and would enjoy watching with my wife :)

Was she sexy

Shondo gradually sizing up her tailplugs in order to accomodate thicker and thicker BBC

What if Shondo thinks of you as small and cute but you don’t want to be small and cute anymore you want to be big and mean and scary. What would you do? Also, don’t forget to cancel your Disney Plus subscription today unless you’re into that kind of thing!

>>68759597
Smile

You already know what i'm about to say
you already know who would complete this perfect day

>>68753125
newfagchama... it's like you've never watched anime

>>68759688
My cute imouto wife is sexy yes yes
I love my sexy imouto wife
>>68760045
Is it uncensored shontoes

chat stats for the watchalong
https://pastebin.com/wd7WDVTE - normal
https://pastebin.com/vECSt81t - no emotes

>>68760098
I read "who" as "what"
Ignore me or just tell me to kill myself
One or the other

>>68760296
I was waiting for you to realise, it's ok anon, we've all done it.

>>68760247
Smile in fine with this, this is the highest I've placed

This will be my first valentine's day where I actually care about someone romantically and wish to spend time with them
I love my wife so much
Is that sad?

>valentines just around the corner
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>68760247
>Chatted more than I ever have
>Feel like I'm talking a lot
>Read out multiple times
>Still less than 20 messages
kek I just don't understand how people can send hundreds let alone THOUSANDS of messages during a stream. How do you have so much to say?!
>>68760460
No it's based you have someone to love and she loves you too.

>How do you have so much to say?!
SyadouBlush idk...

>>68756583
If your community was a bunch of desperate, delusional retards, you wouldn't love them either.

what i really dont understand is how I placed so high when I was afk for half the thing

>>68761147
same, I was top 100 and I slept for 2-3 hours half way through

every morning when i do my pushups I imagine I'm shoving Shondo down the stairs or off of a tall building or tall bridge

>>68761287
I've read this post before but I welcome it a second time

>>68761316
>I've read this before
sorry I just finished my pushups so it was fresh on my mind.

>>68760247
seeing these make me consider what it actually means when she says things like how much she loves us or how we're her light. this is not meant as a cuckpost, but realistically she is talking about the people chatting. she doesn't know if you're even there if your lurking, so obviously any i love yous are not directed at you. this means that whenever she says i love you she's saying it specifically to the 10 chatters who contribute like 90% of the messages. they're her light. the rest of us do not even enter her line of sight.

>>68761442
Don't hurt yourself thinking too hard anon
>>68760247
>Send more messages than I have in probably the last 3 months
>She interacts with me more than she has in the last 3 months
I'm starting to think these things might be related

>>68760247
seeing how much I chat and how little interaction I get makes me want to kms

>>68761442
>so obviously any i love yous are not directed at you
That's not true and you'd know that if you watched streams
>Fallenshadow [...] enjoys the company of her husbands very much!
She happy if you show up, if you're going to lurk just do !lurk
Her "I love you"s are for anyone(she's a bit of a whore)
>>68761866
Yes but she's also said she made her chat bigger so she could see our messages better

Thread is dead because everyone is still sleeping from the marashon

Would you still love Shondo if she shit her britches

>>68763073
Yes, I'd even clean them with/for her while she's sobbing from embarrassment
But i would find it gross

>>68760247
crazy how my rank is almost the same in both

>>68761982
>That's not true and you'd know that if you watched streams.
non-argument, i accept your concession.

>>68761982
>Her "I love you"s are for anyone
but I want them to be for me

>>68760247
The king putting in work.

>>68763448
if you watched streams you'd know theyre for Dewd and Orange

>>68763448
Nah

I've never gotten an I love you directed purely at me, I also never said it to her but I don't want it to be in response to me saying it.

>>68763780
Anyone means (you) too, you know?

anyone else dm her on rrk? I wanna know if she has ever replied

>>68763909
Not one "I love you" is directed at any single person, it's all for the collective (you)

>>68764018
What about the ones in DMs

I pray everyday for our numbers to be culled

I got namedropped so this was one of my favorite streams of all time and I will be riding the high on this for the next 10 days until the resub message and she will say I love you back and that will keep me happy until the end of March until my next resub message

>>68765106
>end of march
who's gonna tell him?

>>68764057
Then she'd be addressing the person that's part of the dm besides her rather than the person that is in the dms with her
Might be difficult to understand what I mean(because I'm retarded) , so lemme give you an example
Two people are in one room, person 1 is the person that is getting dm'd person 2 is the one engaging.
The idea is that in one of the scenarios person 1 thinks of person 2 as "person 2". While in the other scenario, person 1 thinks of person 2 simply as "the person besides me, person 1, that is in this room"
Or it could also just indeed be addressed to the person in the dms, but it's fun to come up with answers
>>68764858
Same, but at the same time i would hate for it to happen since I don't want shoggas to get filtered or to leave SadCat

>>68765106
Good to hear that shogga

>>68765427
Smile cute suit and gesture

>>68765200
What did he mean by this

>>68763922
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4owMOlAfl0
Is there webm for this?
I really need it.

>>68765271
most sane shogger

>>68766960
just make one yourself

>>68756583
until the next time she breaks down because they're grinding her to the bone with wanting attention back
or until the next shogger does his thing and she reveals she's been harboring a grudge against them for over a year and siccing her audience on them
that's just how it is with bipolar

>>68763961
never crossed my mind to

>>68767406
If they're grinding her to the bone with wanting attention they deserve to be cast out. She's had enough abusive relationships

>>68767504
that's her audience and the people she encourages and rewards

>>68766960
her laugh is like a drug

>>68767504
nah, she'll just say "nooo guys please dont do that" for the 10th time like she did last night and not do the common sense solution considering its the same people every time and they clearly have no intention on stopping

>>68767663
she's got to repeat the "this slice of forever" mantra to herself 10 more times until she believes it

she has started to act like a hag, it is really sad

If I had DM accent she would get a combination of racist memes and short stories that I like and gosling somgs and love poems and threatening to take my own life if she doesn’t respond

>>68768535
and Bigfoot videos don’t forget Bigfoot videos

>>68768535
How does DM accent sound like?

>>68768424
how is she acting like a hag

>>68768648
dm access sorry I’m drunk and also retarded

consider this: standing 69 with Shondo where sometimes you throw her up in the air and spin her around like what they do at those pizza places

I love her so much and yesterday was so much fun!

>>68763961
She hasn't replied, it would show in the number of posts

Is she posting cool new stuff still or is it stuff that she’s posted before?

A few new stuff but it's not that cool

>visit other chuubas
>every time i send a message i get read
the present is a foreign country

>>68767406
>>68767663
>>68767705
:D
D:

Any sign of her yet? Is she still sleeping?

:)

Waiter, more vagueposts please!

Sometimes I imagine Shondo in a Hillary Clinton style pantsuit and laugh to myself

>>68771027
This triggers the opposite of cute aggression in me

I want to wet willy her belly button

>>68771718
do you think it's an innie or outie belly button

i want to come inside from the cold winter and then shove my hand up shondos shirt so she squirms in panic at the freezing hand running all over her back

Stealing the Fairy Godmother’s wand and giving Shondo big fat heavy hanger hag sacks and refusing the turn her back

dropping a few ice cubes down her shirt and putting her in her in tight bear hug so she cant to anything about it

I'm a lurker, can I get a run down on why that Baruman guy sperged out because of that artwork?

Is he also the same guy who had a mental breakdown on Twitter the other day after his sub or birthday message didn't get read? I can't remember

>>68772295
he is reaching midlife crisis time and is mentally ill
he cannot handle that shondo is not whatever image he has constructed in his mind and treats his internet stripper wife more seriously than he should (don't we all) so when he is directly confronted with information that contradicts his vision of her he spergs out. also he deleted one of the tweets he made, he will be back next stream and won't behave any differently. someone should just DM him all of the art shondo made on the alt accounts and send him off the deep end.
the other guy you're talking about otherwise is probably fleece, do your reps

>>68772295
people like baru didnt do their reps and think that shondo is le wholesome loli princess and when they see what she's actually into they have a melty

>>68772295
let your onee handle it FT, she's dealt with worse, just work on getting that bis gear

my shondophrenia has reached the point where i am now having conversations with her in my head while i'm going about my day even when i am in the presence of other people
>>68772607
Gort

https://x.com/iproee/status/1756765500598624694?s=46&t=FJmxsdt5yEyahrbaJzKUOg

>>68772697
I kneel she is going to fucking love this. this was very sweet!!

>>68772697
iproee is dangerous

>>68772648
based. even basder if you can hear her responses in your head

>>68772697
The Japanese on her gun says “Hina daisuki” btw if anyone wanted to know

>>68770391
so
reep

>>68772434
Baru likes the traditionally good parts of shondo but doesnt like stuff like her being a ryonafag
It doesnt make sense to him how someone whos been through so much still craves pain/punishment
He also thinks that you shouldnt harm those you love so when she ryonafags he loses his mind
But it gets worse, he feels cucked by shondo and other husbands when they ryonafag together
He feels excluded and like he doesnt belong and like she doesnt like him for not appealing to her
Now lets multiply all of this by mental illness
Shondo also wants to be loved by everyone so she doesnt say what needs to be said which is 'if you cant handle it, fuck off and dont come back' so she instead says to sit on the chair on that corner and pretend its not real or close your eyes or walk away for a few moments while she stays here with the chads. So I'd say she has some small amount of blame, but its mostly Barus fault for either taking it to seriously or staying.

>>68773306
its just a bit of fun i dont see the big problem

I wasn't convinced she was /here/ until she mentioned the cuck chair yesterday

>>68773306

Wanting to be abused after a lifetime of already being abused is just typical woman (derogatory) behavior, kind of unfortunate this dude doesn't understand. Thanks for answering my question

>>68774019
This is what you get when you're 30 and have never been in a relationship before

In my headcanon she doesn't want to actually be abused and just larps and draws art as an outlet, I don't care if I'm wrong though because its okay for her to be into different things.

I’m not like super into ryona stuff but since watching shadow I’ve gotten more sympathetic to it. Doesn’t make my stomach churn like it did in the past. The loli is corrupting me haha. Like what that anon said Baru should piss off with his brainworms. It’s not her problem that he’s not into the same things as her. You cannot “fix” her and change her preferences. It is what it is. Shit man she even went out of her way to say that it’s okay to like different things and have different interests. She’s not going to berate you and call you a pussy ass bitch or something. You don’t need to announce that it makes you uncomfortable. He is making the problem.

>>68774166
Yeah I’m sure the girl who has only negative things to say about the men who abused her and always reveres the only good man in her life 100% actually wants to be abused.

>>68774329
calm down bapy don't kill him

>>68773306
he just needs to understand it's larping anyway and she doesn't mean much by the "if you're a man you'll beat me" schtick, none of this is real so just relax

How hard is it to just syadouGrab when she's in those moods? That's all you have to do nigga

that meme of the dude who spins "life has no meaning and nothing matters" into a good thing but it's "shondo isn't your wife and she doesn't care about you in particular"

>>68774725
>"shondo isn't your wife and she doesn't care about you in particular"

shes definitely into choking at least

>>68774995
so she's a woman?

>>68775017
yeah

>>68775055
I'm going to choke sho instead because he probably won't be into it

>>68775090
bit gay

>>68774995

I feel like I've noticed some shoggers who treat her less lovey dovey after the cheater arc and her in turn try to bait them into doing it again even knowing it's probably for a reason

i don't really like the guro art but i also don't need to cry over it existing

In my head cannon she likes the abuse and it's therapeutic for her. And she heals really fast so you don't have to dick around with like makeup, long sleeves and sunglasses to hide the abuse. She'll still cry and feel pain and everything but within an hour she'll be all back together and good as new. In my head cannon you can act out all the fucked up scenarios without long term damage. Rape? Go for it. Wanted to fucking wallop someone in the head with a sledgehammer? Pull out finger and toenails with pliers then chop them off with a set of bolt cutters? Want to reenact that cartel chainsaw beheading video you saw when you were 12? Those MMA submissions where they don't tap so you dislocate / snap something out of place? Pull out teeth without an anesthetic? Shondo's your girl. My favorite part in this is the blood not staining the carpet or wood so you don't have to use all those tarps and stuff. FUck you could even like crack open her ribs and hold her still beating heart in your hands. Idk dude sounds pretty based to me.

>>68775390
>I'm doing this because I love you
I think about this scenario a lot

She has explained this before and I sorta get it, when shes being mentally, the best way to get out of your own head is by being attacked, it forces you to focus on something else, the attacker and the pain. I guess she romanticized this.
Sex is icky but rape is an attack. One is okay the other is not.

i hate that she made me this way

>>68775751
I've only said hundreds of times now she likes the idea of rape because it's violent not because it's sex

spending months with shondo overcoming her touch aversion just to have the most awkward and intense 35 seconds of your life

>>68776111
Thanks for sharing anon this made me laugh IRL

https://skeb.jp/@nicknikg/works/2
I'm no longer asking, hand over the catbox

>>68775751
>>68776001
Shes also said that she panics around sexual things and overthinks it, she wants all choice to be removed from it

>>68757421
i didn't know nigger culture was pro-simp

she has no idea what she wants
lucky for her that doesn't matter while she is still subsisting off the facsimile of romance via internet husbands

>>68776888
You're retarded if you think this, she has a normal social group. She's good at playing this character by now and she has people that will lie for her "she's not actually a normie whore you're delusional" Why lie? for more sympathy money. She doesn't want you to know she cucks you with your own money because that's bad for business.

>>68776888
yeah it should be pretty freeing knowing it'll never be anything more than this, enjoy the fantasy as best you can or just go home with no regrets since nothing really matters

>>68777438
you are wrong

been wanting to do an art project for her but it's impossible to find the hardware i need. the universe doesn't want me to ever be noticed by her.

my blood btw

The gayest thing im willing to admit to is listening to Lana Del Rey and thinking about Shondo

>>68778174
that is unbelievably gay to be fair

>>68776438
Not sure about the ones on skeb, but there's this one in his fanbox.
https://files.catbox.moe/7g0f1w.jpeg
Also, >exposed wrist

>>68777438
So true oomfie I'm totally going to cancel my tier 3 sub, unfollow her on social media, block her accounts, call the police, then spend every waking moment when I'm not at work anti-ing her on 4chan until everyone knows the truth!!!!!

>>68778400
drawfags doko. pls fix wrist

I love this art so much :)

>>68778599
i wanna kiss and blow raspberries on her soles

anyone remember the timestamp for the stretch

>>68778174
this is so fucking gay but sweet

xdd looks chinese

I miss beginning zatsu for movie marathon was it good?

>>68778495
you can enjoy the stripper without believing she thinks you're the bestest husband ever and she usually doesn't do this

>>68778290
not as gay as the offline chat

sometimes I do imagine blowing raspberries on her little tummy and she squeezes her core really hard and goes stooooppppp

>>68779355
She may not think that now but she might in the future.

>>68776630
It's a decent fantasy but in reality you should completely cut contact with any women like this.

baking with shondo after convincing her to go naked apron and licking the cake batter off her delicate fingies

>>68776630
>Shondo panic attack and disassociation while she’s got her hand wrapped around your hog

i could be her angle or her devil

>>68779669
Kinda gay, have her hold your hand in both of hers and gently lick the batter off your hand

I like her latest art, but I'm not that big of a guy. But if she wants to pretend to be her vtuber height I think I'm pretty close to the (you) she drew

are her fake stats still 4' 7" 35 kilos?

>>68772434
>>68773306
He liked her latest tweet. Back next week like nothing happened
Again

>>68780621
4'5 30kg

>>68778400
it's a shame but I'll just mentally project a wrist covering onto it

>>68780443
if its gay to put your wifes tiny little finger in your mouth to taste the chocolate cake you're making together and then biting down on them lightly so she can't take the finger out and holding onto it for longer and longer while she complains and demands to be let go until she punches you in the shoulder with her free arm then i guess im a flaming homosexual

>>68780621
>>68780652
I measured this for the first time and I'm blushing at how small she is

>>68780715
you're too far gone the finger might as well be a dick at this point

Sometimes I picture Shondo as an elf and I’m also an elf

>>68775390
I guess I have to oil up my grape skills then, thanks for the tip, oomfie!

>>68780922
its shover

>>68780912
iykyk

NGL I want to kill Shondo with only my penis

>>68781194
it was her plan all along because shondo is a fictional character. My real name is Deshawn and now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya

>>68781455
ok dewd

>>68781252
ik

>>68781525
Sex with dewdhole’s dude hole (he is a bottom)

Shondo…the glasses… you look so cute in the little art hoe glasses Shondo…studious, inquisitive… free spirited… blind as a bat Shondo my beloved…

>>68782219
please.. the megane... please shondo listen to meganeanon...
also listen to nina and make a gyaru megane... please you could be so bratty....

>>68782219
imagine if she's so blind you could pull out your dick in front of her without her realizing it

shonpits

>>68784263
shits for short

shondo drooling on your shoulder while you're on the train together

my wife hates me

>>68785112
she hates me more

>>68784605
rubbing shits all over my face

>>68785112
untrue

>>68785112
no she doesn't know who you are and doesn't think about you at all, how could she hate you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWD8AZLUdZU
I love you
I need you

I love how Shoggas post music sometimes it make me happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOkx3BWR6Zs

<3

uuuu I ate too many snacks yesterday and now my tummy hurts :c

on a scale of 1-10 how sick is Shondo going to get from pushing herself yesterday

>>68785112
lucky for me she probably barely knows i exist so atleast it could be worse

>>68788257
2 -- she'll tough it out (my shondo predictions are almost always totally wrong)

Yapping for like 18 hours is some impressive endurance.

>>68786791
ZTO is one of my favourite albums nice music shiggie

>>68788743
a lot of his lyrics remind me of shondo. Underrated artist

>>68782219
thirf is a good boy he'll be rewarded in time

>>68789714
i think she would enjoy his music unironically

Theres nothing I hate more than saying something and then a favorite repeating it a bit after and then Shondo reading their message and not mine

>>68790130
I’m not him. And I’m not a good boy I’m a bad boy.

>>68788089
please don't cancel the valentine 3d date shondo...
>>68790558
>I’m a bad boy
you'll go far kid

>>68790558
sure but since he's good he'll get the glasses eventually

>>68790153
I think so too. I was surprised when I first found her that she was into some heavier artists
And around when ribbon cage was released she talked about wanting to do another original song where she could scream, I would love that so much

>offline all day

>>68790744
other than shondo music is the only thing that really brings me joy, i wish i could share it with her

>>68791185
shes eepy and or spending time with family since she didnt see them yesterday

is there anything important I should watch the downtime sections of the vod for

>>68791185
>super long stream with Shondo
:D
>she’s all tuckered out and a zombie for the next couple of days
D:

>>68791200
You could wait for a stalking session and post some songs for her then
Also post some to thread if you dont already. she wont see them but I'll appreciate it even if I dont reply

>>68791784
>she wont see them
She will she just won't open the links unless she identifies your post as one from a favorite.

>>68790153
>>68789714

Are women who like Devin Townsend even a thing? I've only met one and she was a musician. Maybe I just meet the wrong people.

>>68792030
I saw him in concert in like 2016~ and there were a few there. Maybe like 15% of the audience. I think the genre is just male dominant

>>68792030
how many women are likely to be interested in the daydream of a coffee worker who larps as a 4th dimensional guitar playing god who invades the earth for coffee

>>68792478
that sounds like a good LARP

Are there any archives of Shondo's movie watchalongs? I wanna watch them

>>68792835
it is

>>68791415
or (more likely) [spoilers] the club with shadowmama before she goes back to work for the week [/spoiler]

shondo getting out of breath after fortnite dancing at da klub for 13 seconds

>>68793821
take a look at this retard