/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>68727439
>I know management is incompetent but I know Gura isn't, not on stuff like this
bud, this is exactly the stuff gura is bad with...

It's almost Valentine's... I'm m not ready for her to go...

No way more than 5 chumbies submitted on the first day. They always procrastinate until the final day on every other fan project.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>68728314
No, she isn't. She knows exactly how fast her merch and her content gets interactions. It's one reason why she's so fearful of tweeting and takes so long to write tweets/member posts.

>>68728192
That flute? Yeah that's my penis

look at her go

Anyone else truly in love with this little dummy?

Sex with a fembud.

Did (You) submit yours anon?

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>68728881
I was going to record mine while masturbating when I had the day off on Tuesday but RIP.

>>68728621
Yes, and I know she loves me too!

>>68728192
That recorder is a euphemism for my penis by the way.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>68729408
samen

Goob, I will have my .wav sent to you by next week. I expect it to be utilized.

I hate that I have to work during the valentines day stream, I can still watch it there, but I won't be able to give it 100% of my attention.
If I called in sick that particular day... no one would guess that I have a date with a vtuber...

Gurass

Child

>>68730810
Harlot

I'm doing a good deed here not submitting my voice, the workload must be scary rn

>>68730964
is that a..

my wife...

>>68730964
Sisterwife

my onahole...

The hamburger stream is fast approaching. There is no reason to panic, simply accept it with open arms.

I was wondering why I was so tired on the weekends but then I realized I don't take my adderall on the weekends

I really hope Gura doesn't enable the feature that let's you like super chats, I don't want my supa to be judged by others

>>68732171
Autismbud....

>>68732171
i too am watching mumei

>>68732171
What the fuck is wrong with youtube

>>68730241
SNIFFFFFFF

>>68732171
whose wise idea was adding likes to supahs

>>68732971
I clicked on it to check it out, is she sick again?? How are all vtubers sick 330 days out of the year??

On the topic of youtube, I always see stuff in the comments sections where someone leaves a comment and gets a lot of likes, then later they add to their comment something like: "edit: Wow! I didn't expect to get so many likes thank you! :)"
It's really kinda cringe, yet so many people do it. Am I just an asshole for being weirded out that they're THAT happy about?

>>68733737
she is more messed up than gura

>>68733795
I would be surprised and a bit happy if something I said got liked by a lot of people, but I wouldn't say anything because it makes me feel like an attention whore

>>68733795
>>68734024
I've left comments that have gotten several hundred likes before, I never expect it to happen though. I don't actually care if any of my comments get likes, I only care that Gura has the chance to read them if she wants.

Im pushing this all day long, I get the spend the rest of my life with Gura no matter what. Sounds good to me.
What would you buds do?

>>68734024
I leave comments on youtube videos and some have gotten over a thousand likes. Actually responding to it in any capacity just seems too weird to me. I don't get anything out of it.

>>68734136
same desu I just want my comments to be visible to Gura, so getting a few likes is a nice confirmation that what I said is not shadowbanned.

>>68733795
I got screencapped and summitted to the BVTM guy once lol

>>68734445
For public streams I just check the comments with an incognito tab, that'll show if the comment is really there. Otherwise yeah, one like is nice on member posts/vods to know the comment is actually there.

>>68734302
I would press the button, Gura loves me and I get to die instantly if I can't make her happy, it's a win win.

Gura and I are finally getting married to each other this Wednesday. We were basically already married, but this is special.

MY wife

>>68734998
She's already married to me anon, you're far too late.

>>68734998
>>68735386
she's married to me, actually

She's married to her fanbase. We'll keep her from getting too many cats.

>>68735614
That's a big chumbud...

>>68735614
if she married me sooner, she wouldn't have needed a cat.

>>68735614
I want Gura to get lots of cats I love cats

Wat do now?

>>68735752
uuuu

>>68736933
I'm watchin random videos on youtube

>>68736933
Build sex dungeon in Palworld.

I'm getting addicted to DRG, thanks Gura.

>>68737455
>*Le touché*

>>68736933
I'm playing Zelda OoT

>>68736933
Oh, are you bored?
We could argue about the "riding pipe feels satisfying" joke more if you want.

>>68737943
This is what I’m watching on YouTube right now. Very comfy night time videos.

>Gura likes dwarves
Elfbros, how do we cope?

>>68739415
The elves are the pampered, tree hugging weirdo isolations living in luxury and adorning the jewels the dwarves risk their lives for. If that aint enough, on good sources I also heard they're the ones who voted for leaf lovers to end up on the menu..... Never trust an Elf......

Not mine, I forgot how sweaty my wife used to be.
https://youtu.be/yTzrG9pMU5Y?t=79

We're married.

>>68739856
if she does gaming streams in the summer it's guaranteed to happen

>>68739856
she goes out of her way to tell us she's sweating all the time she's still stinky

I'm sad that she's fallen off the algorithm, I don't care about her sub count, but if she actually wants to hit 5m this year like she said I want her to succeed.

>>68739856
I can fap to this.

>>68739856
God my tiny, stinky, sticky, sweaty wife makes me so horny without even having to try.

it's going to be so funny when the cover will release a year from now.

*farts on your chair*

>>68741643
Where's the resident of that domicile?

>>68738721
I made it up to the dodongon's cavern

>>68743152
goob morning

>>68743152
Oyasame

>>68743169
Bro get off of me, you're gunna embarrass me in front of my wife.

>>68743152
sleep tight buddy

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

The sides of my gura mat is curling up. Its getting pretty fucked up nowadays

>>68743744
Superchat her and ask for a replacement, tell her you thought there was a lifetime guarantee.

>>68743744
what does it smell like

>>68743152
sharkdreams

i love goomby

>>68744064
What's it like to rub your vulva up against Gooba's vulva?

>>68743946
calm yourself, stinky!

>>68744245
Ask shion or fauna or okayu or ame

>>68744064
Nowhere near as much as I do.

>>68744805
Also Marine!

I am actually in love with this child.

I know she doesn't care but I honestly can't remember if she normally streams on the superbowl day or not.

>>68746291
I don't have it plotted on a calendar or anything, but I feel like she streams on Sundays in general the least. I do hope we get a stream soon though...

Reading tweets and seems like a lot of Japanese people enjoyed the Gurarium. Even had one where someone was glad to be born in Sendai. Interesting to see the types of people that like Gura like this guy who had a shark truck. Don't think it can be classified as a monster truck since I think the wheels have to be much bigger.

>>68746864
definitely still a monster truck, his tires are getting a bit bald though.

>>68746864
the competition sized wheels aren't allowed on most public roads

I enjoyed the Deep Rock Galactic stream, hoping for more gaming collabs for 2024. It'd be cool if she found a game she'd like to stream more than just one or two times

>>68746966
Thank you I love her, I will protect and treasure her forever!

>>68747342
I want to take this home...

>>68728192
source of the image?

I have sinned

I want to do another watchalong with her like the Nintendo direct one.

Anybody have the lyrics from the loli kami form? I still want to record now in case they open it back up.

>>68748281
she was really cute during that one
too bad she had the coof and probably felt like shit

>>68748297
I have these, since Idk how to screenshot the whole page
https://litter.catbox.moe/wm7tdn.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/pvyikw.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/e9fv8w.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/9pbx8y.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/emtkcp.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/skalx8.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/apoucs.PNG
https://litter.catbox.moe/mkcpw0.PNG

Gura and I after watching nintendy directy

>>68748482
She was comfy and curled up in her chair in a blanket and spending time feeling better with us. She was extra cute that stream.

>>68748576
Thanks, I was planning on getting mine done as well when I get a chance just in case.

>>68748576
That'll work, thank you!

Goob!

>>68749103
Yes. Wife.

>>68749172
yeah, mine

goob makes me happy

>>68749337
same desu

goob makes me goobing

Look at my cute daughterwife

>>68750476
But that's my cute shark wife?

I'm finally the last chumbie.

>>68751405
Nyo, that's me where her dick should be.

Teamate here, can I get some cunny pics? I need to grow my collection.

>>68751439
What is she going to do with that poor bud

>>68751668
She's going to let him get real close to all her wives.

>>68750476
that music video had no oversight, no coordination between the artists

this is her looking more like her actual character from the same video lol

>>68751586
Scroll up

Gura still owes me a ton of sex

>>68752238
it's different video though

>>68751586
You're not using my wife as fap fuel, are you?

>>68751586

>>68752890
Why would I dishonor my wife like some sort of cheap okazu when she's standing right next to me? I could just sex her instead

>>68748576
doing the zukkyun dokkyun part was really fun, the Ahhh~ part I just did an UOOHHHHH~~~ I think its going to be perfect. the hardest part was probably the same-chan same-chan because its an extra syllable to the original ui chant, so timing that was really hard. I tried to line up the "chan" part and the "kocchi muite" but I think i ended up with one less chant in total. I would rate the experience a 10/10 it was actually really fun trying out new things and knowing gura or manager is going to listen to them. also kind of gave a glimpse into how gura does her work i guess? although much more professional but I really liked the small insight. I never wouldve done anything similar without her. Although I kind of wish we'd get a small tutorial from gura on how to approach this. I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE a gura tutorial on audacity, how to cut things, adjust volumes mics and other things. I kind of want her to talk more about her working process and the intricacies of it. I guess she is still a little insecure about it because I imagine she never really knows if what she's doing is "right" in a professional way or just amateurish and I can see her not giving us advice because it would reveal weaknesses of her own process and possibly open up critique or some thing, because there always is someone doing it better than you i guess.

Sharkbutt

Wife today?

>>68754323
:3

>>68754345
Please I need stream... Shark deficiency makes me feel sick.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>Gura snuggling asleep with Watson tonight because she is lonely and is too shy to get a BF.

booba huhaha

I want to sexually bully and ryona this depressed creature T u T

>>68755769

>>68756079
Why my wife, though? Surely one of her lovely friends would be better suited to serve as Ryona-bud's sexual punching bag?

>>68731688
My wife would be pure bliss if Gura was my sister and my wife.

>>68755769
would

>>68756620
Yeah mine

>pop in daily
>pop in every 2 days
>pop in every 3 days
>pop in every 5
fuck's sake, I really wish the pattern stopped fucking repeating with her

>>68754928

>>68754928

>>68755769
herresy DO NOT GIVE GURA BOING BOING

>>68757130
If you count tweets and members' posts, I don't think we've gone longer than two days straight without a shark sighting since she returned?
I'd love to get back to 2020-2021 levels, but she DID say she wanted to take it slow, and this is already a massive step in the right direction

The true test is how things go after Valentine's is over. I hope she can keep her activity up. If we get a rerun of what happened after August I might just off myself.

>>68756620
I just noticed I put "wife" at the start instead of "life" funny little typo.

>>68757743
I saw that too and thought about making fun of (You) for it, but decided to show mercy

>>68757682
(You) shall be remembered

>>68756257
Gura is sexier and more bullyable than her friends

>>68758101
Be that as it may, it would be a shame to defile such a pure and innocent creature when other, more expendable meat is available to sate our lust

>>68749172
i remember her first karaoke stream with live chat. its been over three years

>>68758232
>defile such a pure and innocent creature
That's the fun part

>>68756079
>>68758101
>>68758271
I assume Gutsbud is on the boat again so I shall slay you in his place

I want to sexually bully this small feminine female idiot with my big masculine male penis
Not to the point of stealing her virtue, just enough to show her who's boss

>>68758232
>More expendable meat
Gura wouldn't want you talking about her genwives that way :(

>>68758021
You missed a good opportunity to tease and bully me, but nevertheless I appreciate the mercy

antis posting their fetish nonsense to ruin the thread as well as gura's mainstream reputation, classic.

gura will rise above it all, and you will be left meaningless and ignored in the darkness of her shadow.

>>68758502
>Hornyposting is being an anti
Are you one of those youtube comment autists?

I kind of want Gura to sing in French again, like she did here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTc2KhQ9StA
Mainly because I have a native French-speaking friend who I could torture with her bad pronunciation rumao
Some good candidates below, any Francophone buds itt have further recommendations?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhh42bUk7UU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju3gs7-CJjg

>>68758654
He uses Reddit spacing, so very probably

I want Gura to kabedon me.

>>68758837
Like picrel, but in reverse?

gura should sing girl from ipanema and come to brazil instead

Gura's girly front parts...

>>68758959
... belong to me

Goshujinsamedesu

>>68758837
Consider of her height, I don't think that's possible.

>>68759502
>Gura attempts to kabedon you
>She rolls a critical fail
>She also gets a -3 for poor motor skills
>She kabedons you straight in the balls

>>68759702
I will correct this clumsy brat

>>68759762

Wifebutt

>>68759984
that reminds me we need a but I'm cute defense soundpost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9RXwyFjgWE&t=725s

>>68757682
Holofes is in March. Although I feel like they must have recorded all of it back in November or something because most of them haven't been to Japan this year so far. Only Ina went recently.

>>68762697
Unless Gura went in Early January or something. I guess we wouldn't know if she had gone during that time. I get she's paranoid, but it'd be nice to hear more stories about her time there. It seems like she doesn't even want the other girls talking about the time they spend with her there. It's really weird.

>>68762871
>It seems like she doesn't even want the other girls talking about the time they spend with her there. It's really weird
I don't follow the other girls nearly as closely as Gura, what gives you this impression?

>>68763500
waoh every time i see that one shes stuffin her face huhaha

>>68763573
>stuffing her face
Yeah with me

Imagine for one moment that Gura knew who you were, and has read every post you've ever made about her /here/ and elsewhere while knowing that it was you
How do you expect she would feel about you, and how would that make (You) feel

>>68764282
I've only written good things about gura, maybe one or two doomposts at most but being left alone for that long does that to a mf. also a lot of nonsensical speculation. sometimes I wish i could link all the posts back to me

>>68764282
She would probably see how much I want to bully her, and it'd make her horny T u T

So what's the new Gura pattern, no early day likes/frame means no stream, right?

I haven't seen her do the usual 5 hour before stream starts frame from long ago

>>68764056
i want gura to bite my foreskin

Gura is rooting for the chiefs

>>68765563
rooting in hwat?

I'm going grocery shopping you want anything?

>>68765827
chicken nuggets

>>68765879
I tried to get chicken nuggets last week but walmart moved things around and I can't find them anymore

>>68765921
Ok then I want cup ramen

>>68765959
I was going to buy that for me. Easy.

>>68765827
can you grab some orange juice, the kind with mango in it?

>>68763500
Because there isn't any way that they recorded Holofes last July, the last time Gura told us she was in Japan and her third trip overall.
So that means Gura's been to Japan a 4th time to record for 5th fes and wanted to keep it secret for some reason. But literally no one has talked about interacting with her or seeing her there, including any of the JP members, so it seems that whenever she went, she must have told everyone to not mention seeing her.

>>68765588
It's sports ball day for Ameriburgers

>>68766217
Or...she hasn't gone yet and will soon?

>>68765021
gura doesn't have nor need a predictable pattern of behavior, she transcends such mere concepts

>>68766416
Gura JUST got done saying that Hololive is preparing things months in advance. Put two and two together dumbie.

More Palworld soon?

>>68765021
likes stuff -> tweets good morning -> frame
>>68766873
I dont disagree but thats about EN, not hololive in general. she was talking about how professional EN got. i imagine cover was always like that with official stuff

I need a fun light-hearted anime to watch while I'm sick...

>>68767049
There's still the Myth collab that should be happening soon

No stream today it seems. Gura must be riding those pipes in drg.

DRG vs MMA
That's a matchup

>>68768017
Hey, I'm riding her pipes if you know what I mean.

>>68766416
She said that things are done months in advance like how the christmas stuff was recorded during the Summer.
However, Ina is in Japan staying with Bae and it's most likely because she's recording for fes, so it's probably different for each member and depends on their schedule.
That being said, there's only about a month left before holofes. It's going to take a while to mocap and render everyone's performances and fix any visual errors like clipping, bad positioning on stage, etc. So it's not like they can just record a week before fes.

>>68768017
Yeah, mine.

>>68768158
>She said that things are done months in advance
And you connected it to this. That's cute, but it's no guarantee. I notice that /vt/ in general promotes logical leaps.

>>68768128
I'm riding her windpipe

I want Gura to do a Noble Lady / Ojousama RP stream

>>68768698
I tried reading through the first book of this and this girl's attitude pissed me off.

strongbuds, do you know if there's a stream tonight? tyvm

Gura rn

>>68768457
>logical leap
Nice try, but I wouldn't be saying that it's likely without having at least something to give credence to it.
The reason why I think it checks out is because none of the EN members have said they've gone to Japan recently except for Ina. Mumei was missing for a month so maybe she just got back as well. But none of the others have been there recently and there's no way they're going to ship them all out there a week before the event, record their mocap, fix the errors, mix their audio recordings, render their performances, and have everything ready within a week, especially if any of them are doing dances with JP members. So that must mean that most of their recordings are already done.
It's possible I'm wrong, and Cover's output pipeline is some miracle now, but I seriously doubt that they'd wait until the last minute to record everything for the most important concert event of the year.

>>68770018

>>68768158
Ina is not in Japan. She's been at home for the last week, and at no point was she staying with Bae.

>>68770591
Sauce?

>>68770786
but I like pantsu...

>>68770762
https://youtu.be/1dFbZIwZvag?t=237

>>68771038
Spats are sexy too

>>68771038
I remember when Gura was refusing to tweet panties art. You can be assured that she is never wearing panties while streaming.

>>68771237
Sorry Gura... I'm the reason manager-san locked the forms...

alpabuds, is there going to be a stream before the valentine's one, no hints given?

>>68771404
*alphabuds xD

>>68771404
I hope not, I'm busy. 2-3 a week is the ideal number of Gura streams for me.

>>68770921
https://imhentai.xxx/gallery/1200270/

>>68771683
I bet Gura loved this

hmm, chances of a stream are growing slim, and I find it odd that they haven't addressed the application form being closed

>>68771683
Yeah that looks like something gura would love

>>68771384
wait when
huuhh?????

>>68771794
That isn't odd. Gura is too lazy and it's her job to, not mane-sans.

>>68773704
Mane-san should do all the boring work and let gura do all the fun stuff

A lot of sad chumbies in the member post with the form.

>>68774036
as an outsider explain why are people sad, what is the significance of the form you mention

>>68774246
where do you hail from stranger

>>68774246
tl;dr Gura is making a Loli God Requiem cover and is crowdsourcing voices from chumbies for the background chants, had a form up and everything
There was a deadline to submit things by, but it has already been closed way before that deadline, less than two days after it was opened
Lots of people who were looking forward to submitting an audition and thought they would have more time are understandably upset, nobody's sure why exactly it happened
I for one choose to believe that whatever it was, it was not Gura's fault, because she is cute and therefore

>>68774945
*therefore immune to criticism

>>68774945
>>68775008
This is her manager's responsibility as well. Gura's main fault, as always, is the lack of communication (which again her manager should be helping with).

>>68774945
I don't see how it could be Gura's fault in the first place. Seems like a google or management problem.

Gura = happy
Pretty simple.

>>68774945
<24 hours and it got closed.

What da chumbies doin

>>68775725
procrastinating on reps

>>68775725
Building a volcano hatchery in Palworld for my scorching eggs.

>>68775725
getting ready for the superb owl

>>68774945
I'm sure they received thousands of entries, more than they could review or even fit in.

>>68775725
Watching The Exorcists.

>>68775725
wtf it blinked

>>68775725
It's getting dark again and I'm still in bed.

>>68776473
read a book

>>68775839
>Superb owl

>>68775725
reading various yuri manga while watching the DRG VOD

>>68729070
And nothing of value was lost

>>68775884
Even if that was true, the best move is to just select entries at random near the end of the submission date then, just because they accept thousands of entries doesn't mean they have to listen to all of them, closing it that early just makes people who wanted to participate feel bad. My cope is that they took it down temporarily so she can address people's questions before opening it back up. Because it's still weird that she made a member post specifically for people to ask questions and then didn't answer any before the form closed.

I'm pretty glad my strategy of procrastinating paid off by absolving me of all guilt.

>>68775725
I'm just gonna laze around and watch anime today

>>68777085
It's not fair! I wanted to make an effort and ruined my voice, and now I can't even submit my horrible screeching..

Is Gura a gutslut?

>>68775725
Playing some of the FPS games I got from this. Pretty good deals. https://www.fanatical.com/en/pick-and-mix/build-your-own-shooter-bundle

>>68777342
yes. she's happy sendai fembuds got to eat her tail.

>>68775725
Playing some of the puzzle games I got from this. Pretty good deals. https://www.humblebundle.com/games/mindbending-masterpieces

>>68777360
>>68777462
Neat. I got more stuff to procrastinate with

>>68774945
They probably listened to the chumbies' fat ugly ojisan voices and changed their minds lol

>>68777814
anon wanting to hear chumbies is why Gura wanted to do the thing in the first place. she even said she wanted to help out with listening to them

>>68776473
Same. I might try and go get a coffee to psyche myself up to play video games.

>>68777020
>weird
Nah, that's pretty much on brand for Gura.

Valentines day has got me all nervous.

>>68777868
And she probably regretted asking

>>68778130
nah. stupid anti.

Like the sands passing in an hour glass,
So too are the days of our lives

>>68778538
Since Gura talked about "getting old", I keep thinking about that subject and it's making me super anxious. I know she specifically said it was ok to get older but now I can't get that thought out of my head

>>68778538
anon there is no hourglass in your pic what does that mean for your metaphor

>>68778155
Cope and seethe

>>68778674
Last night right before bed I was thinking about this in a way, then I couldn't remember how old I was. I also thought that I've spent more than 10% of my entire life being in love with a shark girl, and I have no clue what I'm going to do when she eventually leaves. I just love her so much, I never want her to leave.

>>68778682
The passing of grains of sand, silly willy

>>68775725
I had a dream about being on a boat during a storm
so I watched The Perfect Storm

>>68778925
>10%
I never thought about that. I would have guessed a lot less but it's actually right..

I only loved Gura for a short period but now I think of her as a friend

>>68778925
Its too early for me to start feeling sad chumbie

Please not the feels

>>68779391
>>68779329
>>68778925
All cunnyposting aside I truly do think of her as the sister I never had, personally
Very curious about the age divide between those chumbies who think of her as a sister and/or wife and those who think of her as a daughter and/or wife, are the latter actually actually much older than the former as one might expect?

>>68779820
i love her when she's vulnerable but when shes just being goorah I think of her as a friend
i'm 29

>>68779820
Im 26 I think and I see her as my wife. I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

>>68780364
I'm 27 and same desu

>>68779820
She's the light that helps me navigate through tough times. Whenever life gets too loud, things too overwhelming, I find comfort in her company.

>>68779820
Daughter, sister, wife. She strikes everything for me and I'm about 6-7 years older than her. I love the damn girl so much, more than anyone.

Chumbies, I need a new job, I hate warehouse work, any suggestions for chill jobs where I don't have to do much? I've heard there are jobs where people have down time where they can just like, read or watch videos between having to do tasks, how does one find a job like that?

Gura stinks so bad today

>>68780894
I need to smell her

my wife

>>68780750
most night shift jobs, especially security guard

>>68780894
I need to smell all of her flavors.

>>68780502
This 100%

>>68764282
My posts are always either positive or horny, sometimes both, so I have no doubt Gura would appreciate me, appreciate me so much that one day, without me ever knowing she would sneak into my room, drug me and take me to her love ne

watchan fauna instead of superbowl tonight

>>68783343
Chumbie!?

Chumbies my throat hurts so bad...

>>68783635
I'll be more gentle next time.

>>68783635
Can you smell or taste? Latest variant of the virus has common soar throat symptom.

>>68783635
I got a random fever out of nowhere, just a fever with nothing else. I don't understand what's going on. At least fapping with a fever feels great because of the how hot the cum gets coming out of my dick, I'm going to have fun tonight

>>68780750
Night shift call support jobs. If you’re good with tech, there is plenty of those type of gigs