/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68728740
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Last thing you see before you die

>>68728740
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4

>>68728797
AMEN

I WISH I WAS A FAT TITTED SLIMEGIRL GIVING ALTARE A NURSING HANDJOB

amen! also nice picrel

PUNTED INTO THE CROWD

>>68728797
AMEN

HE FUCKING KICKED ME

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH GUYS

DREAMY NIGHTS BY LILYPICHU YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>Dreamy night by Lilypichu

damn, all the pics I queued up got lost when the thread died.

Finally it's idol time.

Are there femanons in this thread?

yumes are masochist

>>68728797
Amen

>>68728937
yes

WE HATE REGIS ALTARE HERE

>>68728797
Amen.

finally its cringe time

Do "HWAH"'s count as "WAH"s?
Asking for my bingo card

>starts singing
muted

Ok fellow Cultare slimes. It is time we made this clear. WHICH TYPES OF THE SLIMES ARE THE INFERIOR ONES?!

Man I wish Altare liked Japanese music.

>HoloEN
>English Song
Whaet?

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>68728841
Disgusting.
He should be giving me a nursing handjob instead :)

when I think of Lily I'm immediately reminded of Michael Reeves

My boy is an idol....

I never heard this song before

I WILL RAPE THIS BLUE NIGGA

I hate purple altventurers

softboi is (literally) soft (in terms of volume and mixing, c'mon sound guys, step it up)

Its kino

>>68728940
some are sadists, look at the bettelyumes

he's so dramatic lmfao blue retard my beloved

>>68728937

>>68728937
No

>>68728937
Mostly women in Altare's. A lot of men in Axel's.

>>68728989
the darkest ones have been mwah'ing and eating the blackxelotls

>>68728956
>>68729012
BASED BASED BASED

His movements...

Genuinely don't understand why leader likes this harlot.

here's the sadboi music I expected

>>68729033
Not so fast. I'm first. Get in line bitch.

>>68729053
Light Blue Altventurers are the surperior ones, yes.

I really want him to sing Everything Goes On

>>68729071
Delete this.

>>68728937
You say it as if there are men here lmao men don't watch male vtubers.

Get this child off the stage right now. Why is he posing like that?

>>68729056
they are so scared of his voice, gomen

>>68728989
The dark ones.

>>68728937
im here getting my ears licked by leader

>>68729071
Now post the penis edit

this is exactly the kind of music i expected

i want to have sex with this 12 year old boy

>>68729053
You are purple yourself retard.

>>68728999
>>HoloEN
Altare will never be a girl

he's such a sadboi chuuni ass fucking ass oh my god

>>68729131
he has pretty normie tastes, I am not really surprised

beautiful choreography

>>68729131
He likes sadboi music and she makes sadboi music plus gives perms.

I don't know this song at all.

>Two songs

Put one at the start baka leader.

>>68728937
>Women
>In 4chan

>>68729166
I'm here but I don't really know what's happening right now kek

>>68729211
Don't do that

>>68729166
Wrong.

>>68729177
They know he'll impregnate the whole audience if they don't nerf him

>>68729160
NTA, but me first.

>>68729218
>purple altventurer spotted

He's become a much better singer

>>68729288
That's why you tune in for karaoke streams. You never know what they're gonna sing.

>>68728989
The dark ones. They're full of unfiltered bog water.

>>68729218
I hate my own kind

>>68729227
Yeah, that's Altare alright.
But I like this dude regardless, he wouldn't be Altare without he chuuni shit kek

SING EVERYTHING GOES ON!!!!

That was nice

AWOOOOO

>>68729166
First and last mistake

Resident sad boy...

>>68729288
He sang it in his first karaoke.

TOP OF THE WORLD OR BUST

>>68729330
Holy shit it's the last straight poster of /MANS/

I thought Altare was about to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDVvfn73d4Y

ACRYLIC STAND IKZ

He definitely got perms right? RIGHT? Or is he about to disappear for a month... and then... forever...

>>68729218
Only WE get to be purple. Fucking Purggers.

SHILLTARE
SHILLTARE
SHILLTARE

SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP SKIP

>Glass him

>>68729218
Products of miscegenation between walking lube bottles and race traitors

Shilltare

>>68728831
BUY BUY BUY MERCH BUY BUY BUY MERCH BUY BUY BUY MERCH BUY BUY BUY MERCH BUY BUY BUY MERCH BUY BUY BUY MERCH

EXPLOITABLE

SHILLTARE 3D

>>68729499
Cold but kek

I'm gonna pour milk in that drinking glass

That girl that designed the cello must be losing her mind, they even made a keychain out of it.

>>68729425
I just noticed this watching but seeing it here confirms his shadow is overlapping his eyes...

What the hell is a "drink marker"?

>>68729166
a good 30 percent of the holostars concert i went to was male. aru in particular is very popular with men for some reason.

>>68729530
ANOTHER FUCKING CUP

>>68729467
I am the real last straight brotuber enjoyer

ITS HIM

Damn now I need both glasses

>>68729536
Shillanon here, stealing this.

>>68729166
You just wanna get raped dont you lil brat.

>>68729582
Not a coaster

>apron turned on
Ruined

No more lizard stare...

Good pose for his 3D pose.

DYNAMIC LEADER

THE END OF DEFAULTARE

>>68729499
Nothing happens in 3D lives that didn't get worked out half a year in advance Also Lilypichu saying Nijisanji was full of shit is half the reason the Selen yab blew up the way it did

CARTARE

I've never seen a "drink marker" before. Unless tiny umbrellas count.

thats a tall ass acrylic stand

>>68729636
Not so fast homie

>>68729166
NOT SO FAST

ugh the light cape is so ugly

>>68729582
It's so you don't get your drink confused with someone else's when you're at a party or something and all the glasses look the same

>>68729586
ARAN-SAN KAKKEEEE!!

>>68729582
everybody puts a different colour marker on their drink so you can tell whose is whose and who to slip the date rape drugs into

>>68729586
>the dude who can't stop bringing up females and collabs with them the most has an audience he pandered to
Color me surprised

>>68729536
QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A SWASTIKA EDIT

Genuinely tired of fucking merch, they've been pushing it really REALLY hard since about summer last year

>>68729586
Based men want to rape ojis

>>68729567
I would assume that they asked her for rights and/or to sign an NDA.
Actually, does anybody know how they deal with fan works that become official merch/utilities?

>>68729658
I wish I had grabbed a frame where he looked more dynamic, eyes closed and all that jazz.

>Shilling his birthday merch in his 3d showcase
of course regis shilltare would

>meds

>>68729166
>mandatory I have a penis reply

>>68729166
Feck off I luv my girls and my boys

Hero's cock ring

>>68729636
WRONG ONCE AGAIN BUCKO

>>68729071
I can't wait to see Machiroons in 3D

>>68729758
I meant with happiness, she was thrilled when it showed up on the stream as the texture on the model.

>>68729406
don't get me wrong, i meant all of that positively lmao oh, leader

>>68729733
.......or the fact that he has a lot of "traditionally" masculine interests that male fans like? GTFO and take your ass to /cbdct/, no slander aganist one of the biggest supporters of StarsEN shall be taken.

>>68729720
>>68729714
Why is it a keychain, then? You don't put your keys in a glass, do you?

>SHILLTARE
OH GOD HE'S HERE

JAPANESE LET'S GO

>>68729671
>8 inches of Regis Altare

>>68729779
It's why he's the leader

>>68729636
Stop right there brotha

>>68729636
Come here anon!

>>68729166
I am a manly guy and I like girls and I like watching Holostars because they are funny and entertaining.

DRY FLOWEEEEER

oh no way

>>68729349
You WISH. You fucking wish you had the beautiful obsidian shimmer of my regal skin. Now get outta my face.

https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1756520717267701972
The only good CEO

>>68729920
it's not a keychain dude look at it

FUCK ALL THESE GLASSES

>>68729854
Ah, I see.
I still assume that she was given a heads-up and/or was asked about perms to use it.

>not On Top Of The World
Awwww. I don't get why this song's so hyped up

>>68729747
if that were true than rikka would have WAY more male fans. ive only really seen one, and it was in the comments of his otome kaibou cover, where the commenter was like "yo im a dude but is ok if i gachikoi you?

>>68729733
Exactly. He ain't no coward and he's based for that. He's doing what he wants and cutting off his penis was the requirement.

LET'S GO

wish he sang a song that showed off his baritone

Why "Dry Flower"?

lmao that pronunciation
I enjoy tho

>starsEN
>singing japanese
Please just spam on top of the world

He sounds nice singing Dry Flower.

>>68730029
Next week anon

>>68729317
>>68729330
>>68729425
>>68729665
>>68729709
>>68729809
>>68729810
>>68729994
YWNBAM

>>68730029
they're saving that for the collab stream, dumbasschama......

>>68730029
they're 100% saving that for the collab next week

>>68730029
they will sing it on the collab stream

>Altare sings Top of the World
>The lyrics is our shitty edit "Top of Your Girl"

>>68730014
Oh, that's right. It's a ring that you're supposed to clip on a glass, I think?

>>68730105
>>68730128
>>68730134
>>68730145
OKAY I GET IT ALREADY

>>68730029
He's going to break down live if he sang that.

I genuinely appreciate him trying to sing in japanese

HELLO

why is no one crying?

HOLY FUCK ALTARE

>>68730178
But do you get why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

>>68730006
If you know how much he supported the holostars when they were first introduced you'd think he's a saint

>>68730117
Of course it's flayon. Why is it always flayon? And really funny how mans is still taking bait lol

>>68730076
Axel sang nothing but Japanese songs I his 3D

>>68729536
His face is so derpy here...

>>68730154
>on TOP of YOUR MOOOOOOM she's with me not alone
>every moment is a pizza piece

I'M SO PROUD

i love dry flower. thank you altare

>>68730117
I warned you and didnt listen. C'mere

>>68730050
Rikka has actually said he's gained male fans cause of his SF6 arc

>>68730276
its shitposting anon

>>68730050
Do you have the source of this fanart?

>>68730186
yes? You called for me? You better make my time away from watching the kino worth it.

>>68729664
Good thing I got 4 extra magmite coasters last summer!

>>68729911
That's what I said. He pandered to men so mostly men are going to be his audience. Those '"traditionally" masculine interests' include always collabing and bringing up girls. Same as what his male fans like. I don't know why this offends you or why you call it slander.

HE SOUNDS SO GOOD
HIS FALSETTO HAS NEVER HIT SO HARD

I love him... I love tempus...

>>68729636
You wish nigga

I'm so proud of him for pushing himself to do this in Japanese.

>>68730226
because we don't show emotions here

I'm just so proud man...he sounds so good

>>68730326
well color me surprised. good for him!
>>68730347
sorry i don't.....

This part is obviously recorded but his Japanese singing has actually come a long way. Must be all the karaoke sessions with Axel...

>>68730349
Aniki...

>>68730184
Same here. I don't sing so I can barely remember a songs full lyrics. Memorizing it on a foreign language when it's words you don't understand is admirable.
Do your best altare!

>>68730117
And you will never be a woman, machitroon.

>>68730226
Men don't cry in public.

im crying

REGIS ALTARE
REGIS ALTAREEEEEEEEE

I LOVE TEMPUS

THE JEWS AT JEWTUBE WERE TRYING TO CHEAT ME OUT OF WATCHING ALTARE BY FUCKING WITH MY CONNECTION. IVE DEALT WITH THEM NOW

Altare had a fantastic performance today. Not only his singing, cello playing and taekwondo, but his composure showmanship.
Bravo, Altare. I can confidently call you an idol

>>68730368
He sounds so much better here.

AAAAAH I'M SO PROUD OF LEADER

>>68730276
Because they fall for it so easily, kekekekeke~

LEADER BIG LOVE UEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68730276
Bait? Maleposting is a /MANS/ staple call and response.

fucking kino

He sounded really good! I'm really proud.

I'm in tears

>BIG BAD ENEMY
WHO?

>>68729636
i dont remember typing this

oh last minute job kek

i’m so proud dude… oh my god

>end
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>altare,axel, AND GUESTS
oh fuck
OH FUCK

>3D collab
3D GANGBANG YEAHHHHHH

my feels are not ready if they sing top of the world next week

>The script
Muh immersion...

this boys can never leave me please

If Axel and Altare don't take turns in fucking the ghost bussy next week I'll riot

>>68730663
I can tell you all about the (((enemy)))

>lots of guests
I wonder who

he's just a little guy

CRY CRY CRY

DONT LEAVE ME LEADER
DO A 24 HOUR ZELDA STREAM IN 3D
I WANT TO LIVE IN THE ICE PALACE WITH MY LITTLE BLUE JOBBER BROTHER LEADER FOREVER!!!!

Altare please don't fucking cry...

Bruh I'm trying my best to keep it together

NO! NO!!!! NO!!!!! DON'T END THE STREAM!!! LEADER!!! PLEASE!!!!! NO!!!!!

>>68729636
Why do these posts ALWAYS get so many (You)s even though you know you're not the last? You wanna know what it's really like being a minority? Try being the last straight female Tempus enjoyer.

The full moon rises.

>>68730761 me
these I'm drunk

This 3D debut was SO Altare I love my cringe leader _____ToT_____

>>68730845
its tradition

NOT THE CLASSIC OUTRO PLEASE LEADER IUM CRY IM CRY IM CRYU LETS GO FOR OUR 3AM WALK TOGETHER TPLEASE DONT LEAVE ME

>and guests
I know it's a given they'll have an assortment of JP Stars but I wonder if they'll have any guests from outside Holostars. Hololive guests are a big maybe but I'm more curious about people from outside the company.

>If it's nighttime... have a good night

kek I thought he was going to say "watch out."

RATE THE 3D

>>68730771
Anon you have it backwards
Rio will take his sweet time raping his kouhais with his massive spectral dong

I'M WAVING

fat fucks

WAVE BACK FAGGOTS

Very cute

RATE THE 3D DEBUT

>>68730845
NOT SO FAST HONEY

Did you wave back?

he's my favorite little guy...

RATE THE BLUE 3D

>>68730845
yeah you probably are

>>68730954
I WANT MORE/10

>>68730663
Depression

>maybe dream of me
how about no.

>>68730954
Altare/10

>>68729530
what's a drink marker?

>>68730994
cringekino I actually cried at the end/10

>>68730954
CRINGE/KINO AND ONLY ONE JOB

You DID wave back, didn't you?

>>68730994
10/10
It's pretty up there with the best of 'em, I gotta say

>>68730845
newcomerchama.......it's basically a silly gag we do, don't take it so seriously.

>>68731005
he is so cute...

>>68730954
PURE LEADER CRINGE SOVL KINO/10

who do you think are gonna be the guests???? mans

>>68730994
Second half was nice/5

>>68730845
No your not, I am!

>>68730954
BELIEVED IN HIM FROM THE START/10

>>68730994
WHY ARE THERE DARKER COLORED SLIMES/10

>>68730954
i waved back/10

>>68730954
>>68731005
CRINGEKINO / 10 it had great pacing for a 3D showcase even if it started a little slow it got so good by the end

>>68730954
I felt like some parts dragged a bit too long but it was a cute stream. I am more excited for the collab stream though

>>68730845
We are just having a lil hee hee haw haw, donmai.

>>68730954
SO PROUD OF HIM/10

>>68730845
Wait, does this mean there are bisexual female Tempus enjoyers in here?

Niiiiiiiiiiice.

>>68730724
I wonder if they're going to sing YATTA as tribute?

>>68730954
PUREKINO/10

>>68730978
Fat fucks couldn't even be assed to cheer after the songs but they cheer when the stream ends

>>68730954
Unironically I think this is one of the better ones

9

>>68730994
10/10 I really liked it. The cello segment was my favorite and him fighting the goblins was really fun

>>68730954
PERFECT ALTARE/10
It perfectly shows who he is and I'm so proud to call him my kamioshi

>>68730951
From the way Axel talked about it, seems like it'll be Stars only?

>>68730954
A true showcase of his talents. As much a 3D showcase, as an Altare showcase! Unusual, but I enjoyed it.
Uh, out of ten.

>>68731144
Miyabi, probably most of Uproar (guaranteed Rio appearance), Aruran, and varying odds on the other Stars. Those 3 are just the ones I feel most confident about appearing.

>>68731083
Anon I've been here since the very first /MANS/ thread, I'm going along with the joke as a lead up to my gag. And it looks like I'm not the last thank god

>>68731030
He did say "maybe"

>>68730954
cingekino/10

>>68731231
3D Yatta would be entirely too powerful, I hope

>>68730954
>>68730994
>>68731005
So cringe i died/10

>>68730954
Great
The Cello section was amazing

>>68730954
Blue Boy with Guns, Sadboi, Talent, Suicidal Thought, and Messiah Complex love!!!! / 10

>>68730951
Kobo is already a given.

>>68731304
I want a leader unit....

>>68730954
REGIGIGAS/10
I'M CRYING

>>68731231
Astel, Shien and Gamma were just together on Gamma's birthday, I'm sure Rio is around. They could get two other JPs to fill the lines or perform the HQ half themselves.

>>68730954
Cute chuuni leader / 10

>schizophrenic display of random talents
>wavers between cringekino sovl and sadboy
its perfect for him

shiny spicy 3d sex REAL incoming

>>68730994
KILL ALL DARK SLIMES/10

>>68730954
CHUUNIBOY/10

I better not see purple altventurers around these parts

>>68731005
I felt like there was a bit of fat to be trimmed, maybe throw the LilyPichu song at the start for pacing's sake, but other than that? Classic Altare cringe-kino/10

I cringed intensely
LEADER LOVE

>light blue
>darkest blue
>purple slightly lighter than the dark blue
whomst

>>68731367
it is? did she hint she is going to japan again soon?

>>68730954
I didn't cringe once, very cool/10

Did he perform most of this live? If that’s the case, it would explain why he was nervous.

>>68730954
cringekino / 10

>>68731486
Hello.

at the start I was like meh, by the cello part I was impressed and by the end I could say it was a pretty solid 3D stream overall

hearing his singing progress with dry flower made me cry what the fuck is wrong with him getting me nostalgic with his first unarchived karaoke and despite all his insecurities he still made it to today he did it for us and him singing dry flower showing us his improvement makes me proud of him worst part is that i was raiding in ff14 and i could not focus on the mechanics because the tears got in my way fuck you blue man

>>68731570
hakkito/altventurer lovechild

>>68731641
Honestly there were so many weird cuts in this one I don't know what was pre-recorded and what wasn't for sure.

>>68731700
cute jobber cultare... falling off your FF14 jobs just like him...

>>68731654
AAAIEEEEE

>>68730954
I LOVE HIM! I WILL DIE FOR HIM!/10

>>68731641
all live

>>68730954
Axel's was better

>>68730954
Chuni nerd/100

Reminder! This is your time to support the boys, liking/commenting on Altare's 3D and throwing a tweet up using the hashtag lets staff know we want more 3D stuff in the future !!!!!!

Goldbullet didn't post a single screenshot of Altare

>>68731864
>soulless prerecorded shit

>>68730954
Chunni/10 -- my second 3d showcase ever. I enjoyed Axel's a little bit more, but this showing was very Leader.

i love my cringekino blue bastard, i'm so proud of him and all the progress he's made. all i can say is im glad i've been here since debut to witness his growth and i'm so excited for next week shiny spicy. LEADER LOVE!

>>68730845
NOT SO FAST, BITCH!

>>68731934
he's still trying to figure out who that is

>>68731934
you are really pushing this random rrat, huh? please i dont want another nowa altare loop

>>68731934
bro
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1756523161804247367

>>68730954
He's a talented kid
That was a lot of fun

>>68732042
Get fucked dino boy. Your rival already has a 3d

>>68732124
Why is gibby posting that picture of me

>>68732124
that... that's not... nvm

>>68731934
>>68732055
Why does Leader randomly get hate from the boys? (I know Armis is a enemy faction but still)

>>68730154
God, those were the good days kek

>>68731570
Remember they tweeted about that genderbend potion incident, those are result.

>>68730954
Pokemon:Sovlcringe/10

LEADER HAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1756530871912497391
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1756530871912497391
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1756530871912497391

>>68732124
that's not altare, that's me

>>68731069
yes. with all my might.

>>68732237
come back during dead hours, it'll make things for interesting

Yo is this Altare character kinda...

>>68731934
Please andastand, goldbullet lives in the badlands. Lots of shit happening there everyday

why is he a whore...

>>68732237
because we hate regis altare

Like last time, I hope the feelings that come after the realization of "Holy fuck, that's gonna be me eventually!" from ARMIS are most positive than negitative.
not including VG bc I have a feeling their models are already done and they're just waiting for the right time

>>68732288
>HE SHOWS HIS ASS
AIIIIIEEEEEE

>>68731654
HOLY SHIT! A LAWNMOWER AND LUBRICANT ALL IN ONE

>>68732288
WHORE!!

>>68730954
This motherfucker is talented. A jack of all trades, master of none/10

>>68731157
it's when he ate skittles. the purple slime was canonized.

>>68732368
Leader of Whorostars EN, Tempus Guild

>>68732376
Nowa...

>>68732368
that's MY whore

impersonal as fuck

>>68732388
>spoiler
Hakka did say he was going back to Japan soon.....praying for April-May 3D showcases after the Expo.

>>68732461
A true isekai hero

>>68732538
how much do you stalk his twitter be honest with me

I cried so hard at the end...blue fuck love

>>68732538
Look man I'd definitely not GB's biggest fan but at least get better material.

>>68732288
The gods have read my prayers and thirstposting for Altaire booty. YATTA!

>>68732336

>>68732042
now fuck

>>68730954
Is that edited? Why does it look so dynamic?

>>68732461
But oftentimes better than master of one

it is I who introduced lean and crack into the Altventurer community

>>68732740
It was when he was doing taekwondo

>>68732656
>>68732675
No one pays attention to GB more than his antis.

>>68732706
>Altaire
I know who you are.

altare sweep

>>68732538
i can see it but they have played offline together so

>>68732042
Can't wait for banchou's 3D

>>68732799
Glowslime

>>68732814
I will never get his fucking name right god dammit.

>>68730954
THE HOLOSTAR/10

>>68730954
predicted the cello/didn't actually expect to get the cello

>>68732954
Can't even hit me with your 1993 Honda Civic because I'm a goopy goober

Altare is so crazy fucking talented, he's already a powerhouse but he could be so powerful if he had some more confidence and dared to be loud... I'll keep supporting you boy but you gotta fight

>>68732562
I'm updating my previous prediction, in light of HQ3D, to specify xenokunians as the first pair and elysians as the second pair, in reverse debut order. Let's go Shinri in May.

>>68732948
squishy tail with jiggle physics or we RIOT

>>68733158
What if we get to pull his tail off and eat it

SHINY SPICY LOVE

>>68733158
Hakka will beg for him to sit on his face and wiggle his tail.

>>68733104
he's really insane, i hope he grows massive balls this year

>>68733199
flat niggas

>>68733199
Someone run an ass-nalysis on Shiny Spicy to figure out who has a larger posterior

>>68733158
HECK YEAH

so where are the rrats on why axel didn't wish jurard a happy birthday?

>>68733487
Had babymaking sex with Jurard and forgot to say it publicly

>>68733199

>>68733287
Altare's looks a bit more full

>>68733104
I'm surprised how much he's grown his skill on his own ngl, I think it's key for him to get coaching, that will bring confidence

>>68732288
I actually waved back, oh god, he's not even my oshi. What the fuck was I thinking
I'm so cringe, just fucking kill me. Kill me right now.

>>68733287
It's hard to determine it because Altare wears about 4 layers on top of his ass while Axel only has his skinny pants

Why is Altare posing like Komaeda in his new acrylic stand

>>68733626
I’ve caught myself waving back once before but tonight I had to do it on purpose.

>>68733774
Shut up

>>68733774
who

>>68733199
I'm having a hard time trying to decide who can twerk better. I think it's Altare but I can't tell by the seconds.

>>68731594
Very likely some of the songs are pre-recorded anyway.

How can I sleep after that

>>68733240
Based Hakka

>>68732002
Nah it was live too

Honestly his face looked better than expected and some of his expressions were really cute.

>>68733774
You're still /here/ Flayon?

I just realized that (thanks to the merch) Altare's light armor chest piece is designed like a bird's torso skeleton

>>68734158
The only uncanny thing were his eyes but they are an integral part of Altare for me so I was really happy