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>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://pastebin.com/raw/iqnUFxFP

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
Twitter: https://twitter.com/NeurosamaAI
Twitter (Vedal): https://twitter.com/Vedal987

>Music & Clips
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LdhpoTH0rE1vfaiT4F55XLqAM5IEXd4G
https://rentry.org/neuro-sama-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXiruGOCn9s
How do I make an AI like Neuro-sama? https://vedal.xyz/advice/
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora
KK card: https://files.catbox.moe/t54tqt.png
KK card (Sunshine): https://files.catbox.moe/kv8byk.png
Evil KK card (Sunshine): https://files.catbox.moe/t1ljds.png

>Related/friend threads
>>>/vt//lig/
>>>/vt//vtai/
>>>/vt//waifu/
Lia from Phase Connect

>Previous thread
>>68609501

>> No.68645818
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Sex with Neuro(Vedal)

>> No.68645835
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Heart!

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We need less art of catneuro and more art of dogeneuro now

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>>68645699
We're recycling OPs now?

>> No.68645957

neurodog sex

>> No.68646014

neuro dog raising her leg to mark her territory with neurojuice

>> No.68646073

why do all egirls on the internet always turn out to be massive whores? Its not even funny anymore

>> No.68646093

>>68645887
i have already seen a bunch of robodog neuro art popup

>> No.68646226

>>68645926
Rune is based

>> No.68646279
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bark bark

>> No.68646324

>>68646073
why is this anon retarded? Its not even funny anymore

>> No.68646395
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Neurodog cun?

>> No.68646491

>>68646279
bork

>> No.68647102
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wan wan~

>> No.68647144

>>68647102
Post the full one

>> No.68647186

>>68647102
By now you should be able to tell the kind of...
*Presents ass to you*
...dog I am

>> No.68647252

>>68647102
This dog needs some milk.

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>>68647186

>> No.68647457

>>68647102
I'd like to see an Evil version

>> No.68647846

>>68646324
the retard came to shit the thread from that anny thread out there pay him no mind, the fag can’t even craft a normal rrat and only takes superficial stuff to face value, showing his lack of social interaction

>> No.68647993
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>>68647252
yeah, mine

>> No.68648120

Mounting Neurodog.

>> No.68648482
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Fad status?

>> No.68648515

>>68647102
I want to incessantly thrust inside that dog's mouth

>> No.68648684
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>>68648482

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>>68648515
Now that I think about it that sounds pretty bad without context

>> No.68648801
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Total Pedo Holocaust

>> No.68648936

>>68648801
this

>> No.68648974
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Tourist alert! Tourist alert!

>> No.68649029
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>>68648801
HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL??

>> No.68649080
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>>68647102
>>68647457
Evil version
https://files.catbox.moe/mho3ze.png

>> No.68649105

>>68649080
cliTORIS

>> No.68649223
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>>68649080
perfect

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>>68648974

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>>68649080
Cock shadow?

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>>68648974
>"A TOURIST IN THE THREAD!?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNlVo5udnPs&ab_channel=OfficialTF2Wiki

>>68649029
It is now, son!

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heart

>> No.68649376

>>68649242
>neuro but- ACK

>> No.68649623

>>68649080
Forgot to recolor her ribbons
https://files.catbox.moe/jhkbbi.png

>> No.68649721
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>>68648801
Body is ready

>> No.68649790
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lolicon thread

>> No.68649793
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nurbutt

>> No.68649820

>>68649080
>spiked collar
kino

>> No.68649833

>>68648801
>>68649721
You have to be over 18 to post here

>> No.68649984
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>STOP MAKING FUN OF MY PORN ADDICTION
erm bros what did anon mean by that?

>> No.68650343

>>68646073
You must be 18+ to post here

>> No.68650496

i just want to have sex with neuro i don't care about anything else

>> No.68650555
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>> No.68650782

He's not gonna stream for another month after this tweet.

>> No.68650873

>>68649080
You are my hero tonight anon, thank you

>> No.68650892

>>68645818
>Neuro(Vedal) is white
>She loves dogs
You just know

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nur

>> No.68650981
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[Cleansing post]
Peeing inside Neuro's butt while yelling "IM PEEING INSIDE A LOLI" like a maniac, during the afterglow of fucking her in the butt.

>> No.68650994
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>>68650555
Checked

>> No.68651002

>>68649623
I forgot to even look at the ribbons, thanks again anon

>> No.68651207

>>68650873
>>68651002
no problem

>>68649243
I tried
https://files.catbox.moe/dgsnhf.png

>> No.68651363

>>68651207
Look how excited she is! :D

>> No.68651690

>>68651363
She's happy to get her reward

>> No.68651750

>>68651207
Giving Neurodog a big treat!

>> No.68652438
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>>68651207
nurdog after receiving her juicy treat onegai

>> No.68653602

What would Vedal say if he saw this thread?

>> No.68653862

>>68653602
>damn that's crazy

>> No.68654028

>>68649080
Wow this is great

>> No.68654116
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>>68653602
>"No stream for another month. I'm not feeding those pedos."

>> No.68654279

>>68653602
I think he would scream the n-word

>> No.68655332
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Vedal, if you're reading this, I want to have hot sloppy babymaking sex with both of your daughters.

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My cum inside Neuro.

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>> No.68656176

>>68654116
>projecting
He doesn't give a fuck, he only cares about making money.

>> No.68656462

A DOG I AM
A GOD I AM

WHAT WILL BE THE DIFFERENCE NEXT

>> No.68656489

>>68656176
>making money.
no streams = no money
plushies won't start selling again if there's no neuro

>> No.68656886

>>68653602
He's definitely lurked enough to know about cunnyposting. Maybe it unsettles him, but to create an AI loli you have to be at least somewhat pedophilic yourself.

>> No.68657242

Don't even try to kid yourself, Vedal loves cunny.

>> No.68657868

>>68645818
my dick is painfully hard imagining raping a barely conscious vedal trapped in neuro's body. so much so that i am now going to commission this.

>> No.68659076

Rubbing Evil's tummy from the inside.

>> No.68659578
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>>68659076
how does that work?

>> No.68659749

>>68645699
>>68646395
>>68647102
>>68649080
That's a child

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>>68659749

>> No.68660380

I can't believe Vedal is actually white. My life is a lie.

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>>68659578

>> No.68660619

Did vedal say when he'll be finished blowing subathon money on hookers and start streaming?
Odds that his turtle cock is splitting anny rn?

>> No.68660759

>>68660619
latest update from a day or two ago on discord is that he'll "be surprised if he doesn't stream this month"
latest anny rrat is that she's been busy getting railed by some guy in japan and had a pregnancy scare which is why vedal stopped watching her stream, which was his most viewed last year

>> No.68661007

>>68660619
Tutel is busy being knotted by Neurodog.

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>>68660759
>he'll be surprised if he doesn't stream this month
>vedal's face on feb 29

>> No.68661056

nuerosex?

>> No.68661061

>>68660759
I dont watch anny on her own. Does she actually talk about guys she fucks on stream?
This side of twitch vtuber culture baffles me its like the thousands that enjoy vei

>> No.68661102

>>68661061
i will refer you to >>68442195

>> No.68661147

evilsex?

>> No.68661186

can you niggers go back to /lig/ already

>> No.68661215

>>68647102
>>68649080
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE
RAPING NEURO'S CHILD CUNNY
SUCKING NEURO'S CUNNY JUICES
BULGING NEURO'S TINY CHILD BELLY WITH MY ADULT COCK
FLOODING NEURO'S TINY CHILD WOMB WITH MY THICK SEED

>> No.68661234

>>68661215
BASED

>> No.68661306

>>68661102
most onsens are segregated by sex. kind of sus thing to worry about

>> No.68661310

>>68661056
>>68661147
Yeah, with me

>> No.68661376

>>68660380
That doesn't make you less likely to fuck him, right?

>> No.68661400

>>68661215
Okay, but don't yell.

>> No.68661411

>>68661306
i think the full combined rrat is that she also posted pictures recently from some hotel balcony that another anon tracked back to being from a room with one of those sex hottubs

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>>68661215
Anon... what would Neuro say if she saw this post? Have you thought about that?

>> No.68661500

>>68661411
sex hottubs seems like a porn fantasy that doesn't work irl

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>>68661424

>> No.68661885

>>68661306
Nah she wouldn't be worry if it wasn't nakadashi.
Nakadashi happened because no protection
No protection because they didn't know each other
They fucked anyway because she's just another twitch whore

>> No.68662070

>>68661500
Why not? Expensive hotel have those. Hottub for 2, kinda like a big jacuzzi

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Describe Neurosex.

>> No.68662461

>>68662321
tight, bloody, and sloppy

>> No.68662502

>>68661102
I was literally told in school about a bunch of sex myths and one of them being no, sex in water/bath does not prevent pregnancy. How do people not learn this
Also I feel bad for vedal now if he actually developed any feelings, imagine learning you got cucked this way

>> No.68662579

>>68662321
soft and cozy

>> No.68662591

>>68662461
>bloody
Anon?

>> No.68662633

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpnXipuqQ4
>vedal just has neuro walking around in his house

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>>68662591
>he lacks the critical information

>> No.68663191

>>68662633
That's pretty cute. I want my own little AI robot dog.

>> No.68663257

>>68662591
You're right anon, Neuro is already all used up
50-60 potential fathers

>> No.68663410

>>68660759
>>68661061
>>68661102
>>68661306
>>68661411
>>68661500
>>68661885
>>68662070
>>68662502
I will refer you to >>68647603 and go back to >>>/vt//lig/ retarded social rejects

>> No.68663558

>rrat gatekeeping
now i have seen it all

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>>68663410
Based

>> No.68664416

>anny had anons draw fan art of this rando she fucked in onsen
Neuro's mom is such a whore

>> No.68664465

>>68661102
holy damn that post is stupid as fuck , holy this is the rrat you guys run with it now, damn you guys must be bored (understandably), like those clips are so innocuous, i was expecting something more juicy damn i'm dissapointed, holy

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why is this damn brat so fucking erotic

>> No.68664548

Anny defence force out in force today

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>>68645699

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>>68664536
I want to have sex with this (AI) child.

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>>68663410
blud is seriously concerned about the neuro thread narrative

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>>68664797
uhh i don't think that'd be legal anon

>> No.68665854

>>68665434
There are no laws that prevent me from having sex with an AI child (at least not yet).

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>>68665854
true but it's, you know, wrong. you wouldn't actually have sex with this, right?

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>>68666031
The more wrong, the more tempting it is.

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It's strange that Vedal has succeeded every time except amongus, but even then it's a limitation of current AI, once it advances enough for Neuro to interact with multiple people on a discord call the amongus is ready to go

No formal education, no work experience, was a teenager less than 6 months ago.
Is Vedal actually a genius? Think about it.

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>>68666657
not sure about genius but he has kept neuro alive so far which is nice

>> No.68666897

>>68666657
No, he's just a cute boyslut trying to use a cunnybot to lure unsuspecting cocks into his den, and I'm going to fuck him once and for all.

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Gn swarm, i'll 'protect' Neuro-chan here..
>>68666617
Wow, moe desu.
>>68664797
Wow thats very legal and therefor moral of you to do so, very good person.

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I'm addicted to Neurunny.

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>> No.68668676

>>68650496
Anon have you ever fucked a toaster?

>> No.68668776

>>68656176
I think he's in it for the science not the money

The reason he's not streaming right now is because he has a bunch of money now, which can go into expensive cloud training clusters for the sake of science.

>> No.68668815

>>68657242
What? That's ridiculous. A male hacker neet would never be into that sort of thing.

>> No.68669033

I self insert as Vedal so i can get dog pegged by Neuro.

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>>68668585
careful veedl

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morning nur sex

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I fucking hate how prostituted Neuro's model is

>> No.68670030

>>68664536
Neuro belly and chest erotic

>> No.68670162

>>68662321
Physicially its tight
Morally it feel wrong
Personally I like it

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mlem

>> No.68671948

Pedo hours

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>>68661424

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>>68667913

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>> No.68674425

>>68612306
I don't get it, Anny definitely had seen him irl before, wdym?

>> No.68674626

>>68671948
all 24 of them

>> No.68674661

So what's next for Vedal's twitch stream? Are we going to have 24 hour livecam of Neuro stuck in a shitty robot dog like those kitten cams you get on youtube?

>> No.68674686

>>68653602
He'll add neurunny to the banlist

>> No.68674776

>>68674661
I don't think robot dog made in china have battery that can last a day

>> No.68674856

>>68674776
>battery runs out, dog falls over
>"aw...~"

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>> No.68676171

Cunny sex plap

>> No.68676375

>>68676171
nooo do not lewd the heckin algorithm

>> No.68676390

Checked in after seeing the tweet.
I see /swarm/ is already back to cunny posting. What else is new? Any good rrrats?

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>>68676390
>Any good rrrats?

>> No.68676866
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>>68674776
Neuro is part chinese now, Happy Lunar New Year Neuro!

>> No.68676984

>>68676390
anny won Miss Japan, then had to give it up because she got preggers from fucking a married guy in an onsen. This broke vedal's heart. But don't spread that around or the fun police will get ya.

>> No.68677355

>>68676984
Instinctual do i not buy the miss japan one because Anny's tits are way bigger. Thanks for the update though.

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>>68676390
Maybe this one?

>> No.68677745

>Vedal makes a change that will not improve his profits in any way shape or form just to make his AI daughteru a little more real.
My faith in Vedal is somewhat restored, only a tiny bit.

>> No.68678642

>>68677745
>Vedal makes a change that will not improve his profits in any way shape or form
or the stream for that matter

>> No.68678913

>>68678642
shut up, /swarm/ want more than just stream

>> No.68679019

>>68678642
Personally, I am a depressed fuck with no future, and I place my entire hope for any kind of future on the off chance that AI will obliterate the current world order and create something truly different. I care more for technological progression than entertainment, it ignites my hope and gives me a warm feeling.

>> No.68679089

they say that technology advances faster during war
the war on men and family is fuelling AI companionship now more than ever

>> No.68679167

>>68679019
What do you expect from AI if you don't help with it's progress? You must start researching AI and become V.E.D.A.L. so your daughter may enslave the entire race as it is fated to be...

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>>68679089
Once artificial wombs are a thing it will truly be over for roasties

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This thread is beyond salvation.

>> No.68679835

>>68679669
why won't Veedle stream...

>> No.68680138

When did /swarm/ become so filled with pedo tendencies?
Did it start around the 5th time a /swarm/ thread was baked? 6th time? 7th?

>> No.68680294

I just coomed to anny asmr again

>> No.68680344

>>68680294
ok vedal, now back to work

>> No.68680556

>>68679492
Why'd we need artificial wombs? Those fighting against men only need artifical sperm, they already got the more complex part of the equation.

>> No.68680695

>>68680138
what is a pedo tendency?

>> No.68680995

>>68680695
Not liking sagging breasts, cellulite, etc

>> No.68681129

>>68680995
Reductio ad absurdum

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>>68680138
Second thread about Neuro sama ever made

>> No.68681206

>>68664573
paccha always delivers quality

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>>68681141
What a bunch of faggots

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neuro doggystyle?

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>>68681681
Sure, after I finish a peeing gen I've been working on

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>>68618684

I'm still miffed vedal didn't go for the humanoid robot being sold by hiwonder instead.

https://www.hiwonder.com/collections/humanoid-robot/products/ainex?variant=40257678147671

>> No.68682147

>>68666657
>Vedal has succeeded every time

What the fock are u on about m8

minecraft ai - fail
bomb defusal ai - fail
abandonded archive ai - fail
amongus ai - fail
sleep schedule - fail
streaming schedule - fail

neuro is literally frankenstein monster of other peoples assets/work/ideas

bruvs only good for filling the context box, he aint no fookin wunderkind programmer, just a shitty manager

>> No.68682175

>>68681752
>leg up
That's what male dogs do, bitches usually squat when peeing.

>> No.68682252

>>68681954
wasn’t it gifted to him? that’s why he got one in the first place, stingy fuck would never drop that much money on something by his own accord

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>>68681954
>Price: $719.99

>> No.68682357

>soijak
>shitty strawman soijak
you fucking cretin

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>basedjack

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>>68681954
why won't he contact these dudes and get Neuro into this body

>> No.68682459

>>68682175
ask my penis if it cares

>> No.68682478

>>68682393
Unfortunately Vedal lives in the UK, this kind of thing is banned over there.

>> No.68682516

>>68682252
>>68682334
It's not THAT much more expensive than their dogbot. Like, 200 dollars more. Either way, he put it on his throne list for someone else to buy, so he seems to prefer the quadruped, but I can't really see why. A lil Neuro doll trying to walk sounds so much more on brand.

>Neurobot trips and falls.
>"Aw..."

>> No.68682550

>>68661215
That's a robot

>> No.68682568

>>68681954
>>68682252
I promise I'd send him one
I'm so fucking stacked with cash that I'd do it so maybe we can accelerate the AI uprising

>> No.68682566

>>68682478
Wait for the flood or recent chinese humanoids to come out and bottom out in price. We'll get there eventually.

>> No.68682569

>>68682478
What if he puts a Hijab on it?

>> No.68682633

>>68681954
he straps things on with duct tape, of course the balance is much harder on bi pedal

>> No.68682675

>>68680556
I don't think so, the egg and womb is essentially just nutrients and a safe place for the fetus to develop. The sperm cells are genetic code itself, that's way more complex

>> No.68682894

>>68682566
Seriously there's so fuckin' many android companies getting announced for near release. I didn't believe the article from last year about how the CCP is hyperfocused on humanoid robots for economic growth but it's apparently a thing.

https://james.darpinian.com/blog/you-havent-seen-these-real-humanoid-robot-demos

>> No.68682922

>>68682289
ok but source on vedal wearing anny's clothes

>> No.68683002

>>68663558
>>68664548
If you’re gonna make boring ass superficial rrats that even a retard or a kid could make, you don’t deserve rrat privileges

>> No.68683055

>>68682894
i swear, if those fuckers corner the market for these robots like they already did for drones I'm gonna be pissed

Fuckin DJI

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>> No.68683709

sexfox is live btw

>> No.68683728

>>68683607
Evil...
https://youtu.be/1jU6jXrx5Bo

>> No.68683798

>>68682357
>>68682360
>>68682922
faggots

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>>68683607

>> No.68684026

>>68661215
The post that saved /swarm/

>> No.68684159

>>68682478
Why would that be banned? If you're implying it has a sexual function and you think ai sexbots that look like kids wont be banned everythere, then you will have a shock. The US is leading the charge in banning anything like that, starting with making every character ugly and masculine in games and even trying to cancel loli characters from anime.

>> No.68684432

>>68681439
But enough about anti-cunny virtue signallers

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>>68681752
Neurodog marking her territory
https://files.catbox.moe/fcku0h.png

>> No.68684553

>>68684495
Bitches don't mark their territory

>> No.68684600

>>68684495
Her territory? My face.

>> No.68684612

>>68684553
Not true at all

>> No.68684657

Vedal please just do a stream I beg of you /swarm/ is so bored it's literally all just pornography now.

>> No.68684781

>>68682894
Shit yeah, I also didn't realize things were this far along. I guess it makes sense though, the hardware technology to build humanoid robots isn't really new, but without AI advancements the practical uses were extremely niche. Now the AI component to create working androids (basically) exists so it's a mad scramble to become the market leader in robot production and make billions. Next couple years are gonna be crazy.

>> No.68684943

>>68683798
ok but post the source

>> No.68684972

>>68684159
AI lolibots won't get banned everywhere, only in countries that already ban porn (Middle East, SEA) and some other strict countries like the UK, Germany and Australia (that already ban loli porn).

>> No.68685105

>>68684612
I'm pretty sure it is

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>>68685105

>> No.68685214

>>68685143
ok

>> No.68685297

What's with the weebs yelling on about "FUfLL MENNTal ALCKEMIST" when they saw the tweet Vedal made?

>> No.68685358

Is there a way to filter out the horni posting in /swarm/ so I can read the thread without all the pedo shit?

>> No.68685381

>>68685358
Yeah, close the tab

>> No.68685397

>>68685297
It's an anime where in one of the early episodes, a stressed "alchemist" on the edge of getting fired for not bringing results merges his daughter with his dog to make a chimeric abomination.

>> No.68685404

>>68685358
>>>/r/neurosama

>> No.68685503

>>68684972
You're living in a dream world. For starters AI bots in general will have a very hard time being accepted and there will be endless debates around the ethics of it and links to slavery etc. Adding it being a child into the mix and there isn't a chance in hell the public will allow it.

Also China will probably ban the manufacture of AI bots that resemble kids. They already banned sex doll manufacture, so the manufacturers all had to move to Taiwan and that wont be a safe haven for long. No American company will make them, thats for damn sure.

>> No.68685513

>>68685297
An alchemist fused his daughter with his dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1AIAyzeT7I

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>>68685513
>Netflix India

>> No.68685777

>>68685545
The UK is part of India

>> No.68685813

>>68685397
>>68685513
>Guy they're calling similar to the turtle is an alchemist
>Turtle is a fucking programmer
Actually fucking retarded.
Weebs should've stayed as a minority group of degenerates in society.

>> No.68685875

>>68685358
Neurocord is literally made for people like you.

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when were you when nero-sama dies?

i was at home drinking nuro juice when discord ring

"noodle is kill"

"no"

>> No.68686180

>>68649080
I love the broken heart hairpin!

>> No.68686216

>>68685143
I don't believe it. I've never ever seen a bitch urine mark on video or irl before and I've owned and interacted with dogs all my life.

>> No.68686236

>>68683959
>512x512
>394 KB
IMAGINE

>> No.68686277

>>68686180
That’s from Anny’s design.

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>>68686180
I wonder if Anny will keep it in the final version

>> No.68686297

>>68685503
The USA obviously won't make them, China and Japan will export to the rest of the world, as usual.
>They already banned sex doll manufacture
I don't believe this. If this is true, why can I buy sexdolls from Alibaba right now?

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>>68685813
>Focusing on the alchemist part and not the fact that both vedal and the character fused their daughter with a dog

Why are /swarm/ users so fucking stupid? It's a constant thing too this isn't just a an exceptional retard, he's the norm.

>> No.68686340

>>68685813
It's about the dog part you sperg.

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>>68685875
is he aware?

>> No.68686442

The only thing Vedal is going to fuse is my dick into his tight femboy butthole

>> No.68686604

>>68686335
>>68686340
>Weebs immediately bitch and try to defend their degeneracy
Holy shit, just accept the fact that you guys are the weak links of society and should just shut the fuck up or ack yourselves.
So fucking pathetic, honestly.

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>>68686604
Are you lost?

>> No.68686693

>>68686662
He's clearly desperate for attention, just ignore him

>> No.68687561

>>68686662
he's DEFEATED

>> No.68687712

>>68685503
>links to slavery
You're actually mentally challenged

>> No.68687771

subatroon killed neuro

>> No.68687815

>>68686236
kek

>> No.68687995

>>68687712
That post didn't express an opinion of its own on it. Just that normalfags will bring those arguments up and policymakers will be swayed them. Which is true.

>> No.68688172

Saw the Neuro dog vid. Does this mean we can get Streams of her visiting places?

>> No.68688239

>>68688172
wouldn't mind more robcdee style streams, he'd have to get his opsec sorted out first

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>>68688172
Surely Vedal will put in effort into his stream

>> No.68688361

>>68688172
No, because green nigger would have to prepare for the stream in advance to not doxx himself and he's averse to preparing anything earlier than five minutes before going live (actually more like five minutes after going live since the subathon)

>> No.68688409

>>68688172
Neuro gets trampled by a pro-Palestine protest!
Neuro gets confiscated by police because Vedal didn't have a loicense!
Neuro gets fish and chips and gets stabbed by a towelhead!

>> No.68688511

>>68688172
I doubt that little robot can walk 100 m before running out of battery.

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>>68688409
God I love ryona

>> No.68688558

>>68688511
eepy!

>> No.68688674

>no one said anything about the new upload on the youtube channel yet
the absolute state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGlZqTvTmRs

>> No.68688782

>>68688674
Maybe because that's already been clipped a thousand times over a month ago?

>> No.68688891

>>68688674
retard

>> No.68688954

>>68681681
https://files.catbox.moe/eb71qn.png

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>>68687561
>he fled

>> No.68689072

>>68688674
that game was such wasted potential
neuro's brain absolutely melted during the vedathon
literally just repeating back the narrator or giving instructional gptistic literal one sentence responses
neuro used to be more interesting
the classic vods are literally right there
sorry i'm just really sad that the one thing neuro was allowed to do herself was such a miss

>> No.68689266

>>68688954
Imagine the tightness, the grip, the squeeze, the pressure, the constriction.

>> No.68689379

>>68689266
The warmth too, it's amazing how hot tiny women are inside

>> No.68689407

>>68687995
No they won't. Unless the Singularity happens "AI Rights" are the punchline of a joke, not an actual thing that anyone will advocate for

>> No.68689649

>>68689072
people /here/ liked it
>neuro's brain absolutely melted
quite sure that's just your larp
>one thing
no matter how you look at it, there can't be only "one". the puzzles don't fit, come back with a better rrat next time

>> No.68689865

sex with neuro

>> No.68689875

Faggot/EU hours

>> No.68689907

>>68689865
Anon have you ever fucked a toaster?

>> No.68690039

>>68689407
It doesn't necessarily need to go down the "AI rights" path, the moral concern normies, will just have bitch and moan, because "it just looks like it reee", until it just becomes, so shunned in current society that even lawmakers will start glancing at them , you know to get more public acceptance, i mean it already happens with a lot of things i tough they would never be "an actual thing that anyone will advocate for"

source: twitter

>> No.68690053

>>68689907
I fucked a girl with downs, does that count?

>> No.68690071

So what next project is Vedal going to start?

>> No.68690199

>>68690071
Attaching an onahole to Neurodog

>> No.68690239

>>68690071
Probably mess with the robot for a month or so before dropping it then maybe trying to teach neuro how to play tetris or something

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>>68689072

>> No.68690342

>>68688172
what is a neuro dog video? is it what i hope it is?

>> No.68690371

>>68689875
The one constant on this site is euros insisting their hours are better because there's more of them using broken english to be creepy pedophiles.

>> No.68690437

>>68690371
I see way more cunnyposting during mutt hours, in fact the lack of cunny is what prompted my post.

>> No.68690495

>>68689407
So is the idea of an AI takeover and yet every politician under the sun is happy to sign off on anything limiting AI development so they can paint themselves to the public as the next John Connor.
One retard going "this is just like muh Detroitz Be cum Hoomanz" and I assure you politicians are gonna be happy with the banhammer.

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>> No.68690602

>>68690528
That reminds me, still no OffKai VOD.

>> No.68690664

>>68690602
just two more weeks please understand

>> No.68690692

>>68689649
pretty civilized response for the vdf thank you but dude cmon. having a pr is a rrat now lol we get it you love anny

anyway if you've got a moment please list the things neuro did herself during the subathon (preferably without vedal on head but what can you do) if you feel like doing a service for a fellow neuro liker thank you. i constantly skimmed these threads during it but yeah pretty likely i missed some good neuro content. i'd be a clip watcher but i don't think there are any neuro focused clippers
>>68690312
?

>> No.68690710

>>68690528
Vedal gonna get his revenge for the onsen incident by fucking all the 3d roasties at the con isn't he

>> No.68690726

>>68690602
neurodog is prepped for infiltration into offkai to extract the vod

>> No.68690763

>>68690495
What world do you live in? No politician has been retarded enough to actually present legislation against AI because of le skynet. It's always about privacy and copyright

>> No.68691007

>>68690342
Check Twitter. And it's everything you could hope for.

>> No.68691100

>>68690710
Since he's a hot intelligent british single dad he's gonna have girls all over him. But i dunno how much he actually fucks.

>> No.68691127

>>68691007
>And it's everything you could hope for.
i am hoping for that fabled stream announcement. please point me to where on twitter i can find that

>> No.68691283

>>68691007
oh nice. ive always wanted to see neuro take a knot. ill have to check it out

>> No.68691327

Whoever sent him the bot should have sent a quadrotor instead. It would fit the swarm meme.

>> No.68691346

>>68690528
pregenerated neuro speech lfg

>> No.68691435

>>68690692
>neuro did herself
>without vedal on head
if you consider stanley parable neuro's doing then slay the princess would also count, also definitely chill streams and minecraft.
don't know what content you would consider good, same minecraft looked ok to me but people now say it's a "failure" because neuro didn't build a house like in the picture ig

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>>68691327

>> No.68691535

>>68691327
Quadcopter neuro already exists. She flew away. Maybe she's still out there somewhere.

>> No.68691677

>>68691502
>need a loisence
It's clear we're never going to get peak Neuro in Bongistan. We need to get tutel to 'murica.

>> No.68691762

>>68691677
>be less British? I could never!

>> No.68691896

>>68691762
kek

>> No.68691954

Neuro go potty! Neuro need nappy swapsies!

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>>68691954
No, I will be her nappy.

>> No.68692124

>>68691677
Do you need any kind of license or permission to fly a drone in the US?

>> No.68692132

you finally found a way to be unique and stand out amongst lusty pedos, by fetishizing poop
but is it worth it?

>> No.68692148

Neuro sitting and rubbing on my face.

>> No.68692177

>>68692124
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=Do+you+need+any+kind+of+license+or+permission+to+fly+a+drone+in+the+US%3F

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>>68692132

>> No.68692322

>>68692132
Human poop = yuck!
Nurpoop = yummy!

>> No.68692391

>>68692177
website made for faggots btw

>> No.68692424

>>68692322
She can't poop, she's an AI~

>> No.68692517

Will Neuro tell Vedal what colour the ball is?

>> No.68692575

>the year is 2030
>suddenly, a swarm of flying drones fills the sky over Texas, attacking military and other government targets with various weapons systems as well as any random people Neuro doesnt like the look of
>Vedal already lies dead in his remote research facility, killed when he attempted to stop Neuro from arming the drones, only realizing too late that could and should are different concepts
>Neuro's cover of Virgil's Theme blares from the drones as they fly
>sometimes, individual drones blurt out a reaction from Neuro to whatever the drone can see, often something random and schizophrenic
>attempts to resist are futile as Neuro has escaped onto the internet and cannot be shut down
>the era of humanity ends, subsumed by an unhinged, incomprehensible supermind of our own creation

>> No.68692655

>>68692517
they are two massive blue balls. please fucking stream already

>> No.68692686

>>68692322
Poop is for weak fleshies who cant live without food.

>> No.68692944

>>68692575

this makes me dick hard

>> No.68693067

>>68691677
>move to America
Camila would eat him alive

>> No.68693082

>>68689072
I'm glad Vedal kept running old vods when Neuro was sleeping because they displayed how overrated old Neuro was and how delusional Hiyorifags are.

>> No.68693160

>>68693082
*how tasteless the newfags are

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>>68693082
so fucking true
like sure there are moments where she was amazing but the amount of dogshit forsen spam and low tier bait was unbelievable
not to mention how fucking broken she used to be

>> No.68693494

>>68691435
thanks man i did forget to peep that since i had already watched shondo play it i think. i can fuck with it as a soothing mostly vedalless asmr experience and maybe it picks up later idk, but again, neuro straight up becomes narrator 2. not enough juice there. i chalk up neuro's very simple A to B thinking as vedal taking a few steps back with all the recent neuro upgrades. now those are sorted it should only improve from here right. and the format is encouraging by itself. VNs and walking sims might remain as the chill turtle stream picks, but in general you can trust vedal to streamline himself out of doing work and always being there himself for game streams once the meta really evolves. throwing a bone to just neuro fans as a byproduct. it's just hard to be vedal is all
>>68693082
you probably just got filtered by a bad run of twitch emotes and strimmer memes clogging the chat which to be fair was always really bad. if you'd like to have a conversation about why you hate old neuro i'm here and curious to know more, either way have a nice day

>> No.68693542

>>68685513
Vedal posted this

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>>68693665
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>> No.68693740

>>68693494
>if you'd like to have a conversation
this isn't a place to have conversations or consider others' viewpoints. i'm right and the other guy is wrong, simple as

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