/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68691406
https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
GET IN HERE YOU MAGGOTS

Love me crosswords

>>68691469
fuck yeah mang

>>68691436

>>68691487 oops one minute late
>>68691763
>>68692014

>>68691436
>someone pointed out that my grammar is really shit in the kudo i wrote for para
>whatever...
why would you point this out you monster

>>68691436
keysmashing username changes their name
>i know who you are
>i know who you were on twitter before you changed your name
>>how does she know?
>idk i think you can just tell
Essie is scary

>>68692178
ah
sorry man

>>68691436
>now discussing crispy fried chicken
>i'll dip it in honey mustard

>with this stone you can manifest whoever you hate to get kidney stones

>>68692659
no sorries
its great that several people are willing bake when the thread is not up
just let the other thread die and we good

>>68691436
>we could turn them into polished gemstones
>or we could crush them into a powder and sell it as calcium supplements
>there's calcium in this and you can manifest things because it's a crystal
new illegal vtuber merch just dropped

>>68692506
She really is the scariest because by her own admission she doesn't need a spreadsheet. She just remembers it all.

>>68691436
>medic like in TF2?
I miss the TF2 sheep

>>68691436
>post partum psychosis is more common than you think
i hope Para doesnt get post paratem psychosis

>>68691436
Essies tries to RP a normie for 2 minutes and fails
>i love dog picture
>wait i dont know how to have a normal conversation...
>how do we speak normal??

Baachis are a bunch of freaks

>>68692506
It's so over...

>>68691436
>my stomach is a very chatty woman
imagine?

>every time i go back to that VOD the views are up by 80 or so
>you guys are mental

i think i will go back to calling her the girlfailure sheep sorry baachis

>>68694229
I never knew she made it out of girlfailure territory...

>>68691436
>i will never show my feet
>even if i did an incentive the crooked toe would stay hidden, it's too powerful
she almost did a 180 on that and pretty fast too
Baachis, there is hope.

>actually i was looking at my feet yesterday
>and it was literally a ghastly colour
>its like sooo pale
>you could see my veins

>i saw Nino's feet on my timeline and I give them a little like to support her
>there's only two type of feet normal and nasty
>im not gonna lie, to all the men in the world you guys have really nasty feet
>i only like lady feet because they are nicer looking
would you say that she is a foot lover?
and give her the nickname essie_footlover_ch perhaps?

>>68694270
>>68694229
she identifies as girlfailure still but a couple baachis have been on her case about speaking negatively of herself so she's been doing it less
and honestly i think that did help boosting her confidence a little bit

>>68691436
>>where's my sheep girl GF shirt design
>i will HATE it, i will hate it so bad
>if i ever saw someone wear that in public i would walk the other direction i would cross the street so that i dont have to pass by you
(do not trust her lies, she would stalk you)
>please anything else but that please PLEASE
>also if you wore that in public wouldn't people side eye you?
>they would be like "what do you mean sheep??" "what do you mean sheep GF?"
>they'll think you love animals... very deeply
>maybe a little too deeply
>you know what i mean?
>maybe you love sheep a little too DEEPLY

>>not if your welsh
>oh! i think someone explained that to me a long time ago
>something about the Welsh and sheep or something like that
>i dont think i want it re explained
with the number of times and the way she said "deeply" i got the impression that Essie would actually like to find out how deep your love for sheep girls really is

>>68694822
>you know, i shouldnt say anything...
>im wearing a shirt with this picture on it right now
>it was a gift for my birthday two years ago

>>68691436
>a sheep and a dragon sounds like a dangerous combination

how can one tell tell essie that eira is also into casiopea so they can bond over it

>>68696164
that's what maros are for

>>68691436
>Scammed out of money on Discord
Essie

>>68697157
>500USD for a GPU during covid
>i didn't think people could scam on the internet
>i hate the British now
she would be so easy to kidnap

>>68691436
>Wants to go to jury duty
>Specifically for a criminal trial
>Because she's nosy

https://youtu.be/_c5Xvw9yXBA
>Aussie morning zatsu

>>68691436
>raiding walfie >>68691406
the OP manifested this

>>68698928
oh shit

>>68698032
>it's funny to see that viewers see me a a younger or an older sister type depending on the person
>>middle sister vibes!
>well that would be accurate
>>childhood friend?
>really? yay best! i love it
there you go this aussie little sister wants to be you childhood friend

>>68698032
her JP pronunciation is really good
i dont know what's up with sheep girls and linguistics but there's something wooly there

green fren Hinke is playing Runescape some of you shaggers might be into that
>WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO CHOMP SOME TREES!!!! https://twitch.tv/hinketsuki

>>68698032
>i like to sleep in my socks
>been looking for ways to give this model full body tracking because i like to move around

>>68700091
Gearing up to have a whole wooly SoL anime with these roles getting filled

>>68701125
>ancient videos of the K-ON voice actors performing the songs live on a big stage
based

>>68698032
Her ASMR is great but I'm glad she's doing different kinds of streams now because her normal speaking voice is just too cute

>>68701679
yeah im super happy about that too

>>68698032
>Elden Ring rolling sheep ASMR
imagine...?

>>68698032
>i like stuff with buttons on it
>i literally bought a calculator once because i liked the cool buttons on it
>i didn't even need a calculator...
>i've never used it
sheep are silly creatures

>>68704140
that was as a little kid btw
not an asmr prop or anything

>>68701125
interesting tastes

>>68701125
>speaking of favourite vtubers...
good taste

>>68701125
>>you're waiting for my karaoke?
>it's just gonna be midwest emo
based taste!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbpPl6NX_Q
>i thought i may as well talk to you guys while i try to fix it

>>68708096
her hands are so small...

>>68708096
>gets sassy when chat tries to backseat the troubleshooting
cute, unexpected but cute

>>68708096
Squishio Kart

>>68708096
Let the cute sheep noises commence!
>it sounds like she said uwu
Off to a great start already

>>68708096
Damn she actually likes playing games lol haven't seen her this happy in a while. So many sheepy noises.

>>68708096
wtf they added kriby in?

>>68708096
>randomly bursts into songs
>im really shouty today, let me calm down
please don't calm down
i cant wait to hear her get silly in a karaoke stream

>>68708096
>i dont really eat sushi or fishy stuff
>just salmon
so she prefers ruminant meat...

>>68711699
ruminant?

>>68708096
>my favourite snack is chocolate icing
There is so much potential here...

>>68708096
>can't bleat
shes too cute bros

>>68712732
>>68708096
>starts baaing mario kart BGM anyways
incredibly endearing

>>68708096
>maybe i'd make a better cow?
>moomoo~
>Sheepies im a cow now
>moo moo moo
>im Beefy

>>mutton or beef?
>BEEF! if it's food it's beef, mutton is illegal

>>68712589
there you go, beef and mutton are rumimant meat

>>68715791
oooh

>>68708096
>i sound different today because my room is empty because of the booth
>i finally found my earphones that had fell behind my bed
>and i listened to ASMR with earphones in bed for the first time in months, it felt so good...

>>68712970
I haven't watched Para but it's nice to see such a sweet message

>>68708096
>"Superbowl? I don't know about that stuff..."
Based

roach is saying she feels like she's the only single girl at this "galentines" party
surely even a fujo can find love?

https://twitch.tv/ohitsu_zi
>cute schoolgirl (hag) plays Horizon Zero Dawn for the first time
...after a bunch of JP zatsu because she forgor to download the game

https://twitch.tv/zenyahima
>Blue fren live with some ASMR
I expect this to get spicy

double bingo would be so fucking cool

>>68710755
she really does
when she listed stuff she wanted to play she couldnt stop >>68112860
she's got a bunch of retro consoles too

>>68720273
sadly frieda's a morning streamer...

>>68720273
I have bad news for you

>>68719936
she sounds way too happy when she goes to fetch her pacifier

>>68719159
>that res
thanks for the full roachness!

as for finding love, streamersona Nino is charming enough to get any gal or lad she'd want but IRL Nino might be far too awkward an anxious on top of having high/weird standards
im more worried she'd end up with someone abusive than she'd be forever alone

>>68719936
>i let you guys use me sometimes...
>the greater the power gap, the better...

>>68722292
it was this way on twitter, eds just uses a big canvas I guess
>too awkward an anxious
she's this even on stream tbf
few days back she was about to say she knew from experience that you don't want to date streamers and I'm really curious about that even if I'd never pry about it

>>68723718
let's pretend this is about youtaites not streamers for a minute
>be a weirdo loner
>be somewhat good at a thing, singing in this case
>work at becoming better at it, also become weirder because of how much time it eats
>carve out a little space for yourself in the "community"
>all the people you talk too are fellow youtaites who get your hobby and share your weirdness
>it's never been so easy to make friends with people you relate to
>one of these friends is a little more attractive to you, you find out it's reciprocal kyaaa
>there's a con soon, plan to meet up
>awkward dorks discover dating and do it all wrong
>regret everything
>become picky
i may or may not know this from experience but promise it has nothing to do with Nino or even vtubers, just a common pattern

>>68724444
>become picky
/become/ time

[LISA NEWS] she ate, read and gothd
>i went on a mini road trip today and ate some burger it was great! i also pet many dogs and read my book in a graveyard [pray emoji] [lisacore heart]

>>68719936
>literally me has given their commander Mabel Engravable Signet Ring - 18k Gold Plated / 6 by Bonheur Jewelry, thank you for your service!

>>68724444
>quads
>4x4
>四肢死氏

>>68724871
she normally has throne alerts on but probably because she set things up differently today she didn't see that one, rip.

>>68724871
she'll get reverse rushia'd and every pengoon will turn out to be married/going through a rough divorce

>>68724444
idk, is that really a matter of dating within a niche community and not just awkward internet shutins meeting online in general? I get that there's other pitfalls that only come from that sort of thing though
also checked

>>68719936
>hearbeat
sounded like 124 to me for a bit there

>I hope you're sad, I hope you miss me when I don't stream for a day
>because I feel the same way
why am I watching a gfetuber

>>68719936
>i want you to need me like i need you
>i want you to be sad when i dont stream
>i hope you miss me because i feel the same
>you guys have power over me too, you know?
>honestly i thought you had more power over me...
Zenya is fucking dangerous
almost feels like she made sure to do her valentines stream early so she could let you know you dont get to look at other girls

>>68728102
i am going to eat buckshot (positive be alone)

>>68719936
>i want you to depend on me and only me, to depend on me for everything
[...]
>maybe i want you guys to feed me
>i want... everything
architectbros? i think shes hungry and thirsty too

>>68721192
this is actual cringekino I'm laughing too much, good asmr

>>68719936
>oniichan
chat is divided on that one
its kind of hilarious
im glad i cant take this stuff seriously

>>68719936
>did i do a good job?
>am i a good girl?
i hope Para is listening and both envious and horny

>>68729763
zenya is a gooner and chat reflects it partially

>>68721192
>kissing the mic
>raiders
>doesn't stop

Damn. This ASMR. I'm a penGOON now.

>>68719936
>i dont mind if i get humiliated or shamed
>even if i get super embarrassed i'll keep doing it okay
well, go on, laugh at her, you'll only make her hornier

>>68719936
GONE

>>68719936
RIP

>>68719936
Stream dead??

gg goonbros

>>68719936
Zenya, move to youtube and you will have a successful career off of this kind of ASMR

she's gonna be heartbroken for a bit
please send her love

>>68719936
Did some faggot report her stream? Her ASMR was way milder than some of the other shit on Twitch.

DAMN IT

>>68719936
>gets raided
>minutes later banned
fucking faggots

>>68730955
im gonna guess it was the raid
she's done worse (positive) before
there was also a guy you felt the need to announce he was leaving early in the stream...

what do I coom to now

So how about some Elden Ring?
https://twitch.tv/noenayumeshiro
>cute starting soon screen

>>68719699
shes in the game now btw

Commander wants you in her discord
>hi yes my channel was suspended. i'm sorry. i'm gonna see what i can do about it I really hope I won't actually have to go through the whole 7 days...we will see go to my website if you want to join my discord and talk
https://zenyahima.neocities.org

>I could rant about this honestly but there is no point. if you didn't like my content i'm sorry. i'll label it in the future

>>68735271
Given this >>68730355
Do you think Zenya enjoyed posting pictel?

>>68731163
who raided her?

>>68737274
essie saw this KEK

>>68731849
>singing cute jingles about grotesque creatures
i didnt see that one coming

both essie and nino want attention rn for no reason at all

>>68740655
>for no reason at all
reason is woman hope that helps

>>68740655
nino's drunk at a party and would rather meow on twitter

>>68742378
sounds like there are ninoists at the party

>>68743599
yeah, me

>>68743739
what kind of shoes is she wearing?

>>68744089
her feet are bare and in my mouth

MILF

>>68719699
her reactions are so intense

>>68746451
small milf...

>>68748615
and younger than her daughter somehow

>>68749664
damn

im tapping out
glhf

>>68751713
rest well anon

baaaaaamp

baaaaaaaaaaaaaamp

Good morning!

>>68758415
goo morning

>>68719699
that was almost a 13 hour stream

good morning shaggers, which of you is to blame for THAT tweet about para

>>68761041
could you please be a little more vague

>>68740655
this manifested Essie saying hi in a very drunk Nino way first thing in the morning

>>68761309
well I maybe might could. could have sworn I saw a bunny get a special present on a social media platform for her birthday
I'm referring to the goon tribute

>>68761689
i dunno mate
a search doesnt bring it up
no idea where you leaned about it but the guy who did it probably had to post it
if anything youre pretty sus rn

>>68761979
>guy
I'm just poking fun and curious if it was a joke post or real, first time I've seen that

>>68762138
oh that's just Rima
she does that
not a joke

>>68762221
incredibly based, much respect
>MRJPG

>>68762138
Rima has probably sent video evidence to Para
I don't she'll dare talking about it on stream today but it's gonna be an interesting stream either way.

Eira schedule?!
>P3r will be on Tuesday to keep up with my regular schedule, so tomorrow will be ASMR Monday!
>though, I want to try out some roleplaying things… do you guys have any ideas?

>>68764426
countdown...

https://www.twitch.tv/beeweecrover
cozy flower sheep's finishing up garage bad dream simulator today!

In an incredible turn of events, Para hasn't had enough of (your) love and she wants more gay maros
>art stream tonight !!!! but WITH YOU !!!! it’s been a long time since the last community canvas, come draw with me on aggie . io !! in 1 hour // 8PM CET // 11 AM PST // 2PM EST
>Also answering anonymous messages on marshmallows, send them

>Thank you for all the kind words everyone...Unfortunately, my appeal was rejected. I'm so sorry. It's my fault really. I don't know what I'm gonna do, it SUCKS to get this during valentine's week too, I had fun plans. I probably look so stupid to you all...
>>68735271

>>68768544
you just gotta love twitch's moderation

>>68768544
god damnit twitch

>>68764426
>do you guys have any ideas?
yeah i got nothing

baaaaaaaaaaamp

Miaelou killed Para with Lethal force. Again.
She just woke up, stream soon.

Aussie sheep trying new (?) things!
>Good Morning! Let's Test Whispering
https://youtu.be/PYva-ybRuQ4

>>68773155
>succulent is not a good trigger word
no sucking in this ASMR stream

>>68773155
>i didnt know that valentines was so soon
>oh crikey!
silly upside down calendars are so confusing
also rare crikey

>>68767385
Late whore

>>68773155
>always wanted to watch Lain
>i only ever saw the first too episodes
>imagine an anime that was entirely ASMR
>can you imagine the cooking scenes?
Lain is oddly ASMR-y actually

>I'm live! Chatting and drawing some personal art for Lunar New Year!
https://twitch.tv/mintmai

has zenya watched monogatari?

>go to "galentines" tea (wine) party
>only single girl there
>spend half the time on discord or with the host's cat
>freestyle rap
>gets cut off from the alcohol
>fall asleep in the fetal position
is there a limit to girlfailure

>>68777506
at least she went to a party...

>>68776839
i'm not quite used to long-hair mint, it's a nice look for her.

NO PARA TODAY
>Well, i wasn’t strong enough….. sleep won..i will die in shame now…and cancel the stream…Let’s do it next Sunday okay !!!!! I’ve been sleeping so much since Friday but I think my body is still not fully rested ;—-; Sorry for making you wait and see you on Tuesday !!!!!

>>68779474
At this rate she will read my maros in 6 months

>>68779859
HOW MANY MONTHS?

>>68773155
>Cult of the Lamb in 40min
I'm not sure she understand what this game is
she did mention Binding of Isaac being too gross

Essie posts a well toasted toast on alt
Nino reacts to this pic on main:
>ESSIE SO CUTE….. what if we fed each other our burnt cooking haha….. just kidding….. unless [shy emoji]

im not saying anything but

>>68781566
THEY
ARE

Aussie sheep DEFINITELY NOT from hell plays culladalamb
https://youtu.be/lw1DjdChQ14

>>68783778
>oh this is a cute game!!!
>cute aussie noises
Let's see how long that lasts...

>>68783778
>doing silly voices for every character
she is too fucking adorable

>>68783778
cute outfit, works well for her

>>68783778
>ah you have little babies!!
>I DONT LIKE YOUR LITTLE BABIES
>please stop please...
>>68784679 about 20 minutes

>>68784679
Four horns lmao

>>68783778
>I'M EVIL!!!
finally she admits it...

>>68786942
LETS GO

>>68783778
>favourite colour was orange but it change to purple
this is the second time she said this and purple is not a coincidence

>>68783778
>a body pit??
>i didnt want to se that...
>*hides it far away*
>that was a little disturbing...
>>68784679

>>68788807
rip

https://www.twitch.tv/essie_ch
girlfailure little sister sheep's pew pewing in hotline miami 2!

>>68783778
>is that what the Sins of the Flesh update is??
>i didnt know that...
>that's why you guys were spamming the pregnant emote??
TIL: there is a pregnant discord emote
>>68784679

>>68791910
Aesthetic little sister

>>68791910

>>68791910
>flustered over headpats that did not even happen
cute

>>68783778
>nauuuur
>that's nastyyy

>>68783778
>i think i like this game
>im definitely streaming this more

>>68791910
>baby streamer Essie said ara ara for 5USD
i humbly request the clip

>even if someone gave me a hundred i wouldnt
Valentines day is going to be interesting

>>68791910
>Blade Runner watchalong
Pretty based

>>68791910
>maybe we should do a Blade Runner watchalong
>we could watch both in the same night next saturday
this is gonna be good

>>68791910
>the zoomer brain cannot handle more than two movies in one night but will doom scroll tiktok for 9 hours a day
such a sad state

>>68791910
>Essie discovers Kiss from a Rose live on stream
this is a very special moment

>>68794191
BAAAAAYBEEEEEH
ICOMPAREYOUTOA KISS FROM A ROSE ONN THE GREY

>>68791910
>shaolin soccer is the best stupid movie
not the worst take ever

>>68791910
>still embarrassed over Thankskilling
>first frame is boobs

>>68791910
>people who are super into philosophy
>people who are film nerds
>they are scary
>i used to watch Anthony Fantano pretty religiously
ah this explains it

>>68791910
>where is the revies of every single vtuber stream where you break down every paragraph?
it's right /here/

>>68791910
>Essie cannot stop looking at the burp VOD counter going up
>every time i see it there are so many people looking at it its so evil

>>68795912
haha... that's so weird... couldn't be me watching it...

>>68791910
Tentative Essie scheddie
>MON, TUE no stream
>WED handcam cooking
>THU half life
>SAT crosswords?
will listen stream frequency to study

>>68791910
and Blade Runner watch along SAT night
>>68793790 >>68793609

>>68791910
>going back to parents home after she gets her degree
>sharing room with sis
>brother might go to ONE specific college and free his room that she could use to stream
pray for Essie_Bro to get good grades

>if that doesnt work out, will have to go work somewhere else so she can have her own place
>asian parents will only acknowledge vtubing if she makes tons of money
many such cases, sadly

>>68783778
cute BRB screen

>>68791910
she is Vice itself

>>68796988
aw cute

>>68791910
>before going to bed I was on Twitch and on my recommended I saw a vtuber watching Anuc clips
>i clicked on it so fast
could it be?
who else could it be!!?

>>68791910
>when Essie was a furry for a little while she did not want the to be associated with furry so she called her fursona an anthropomorphic cat instead
>i literally only drew my cat being silly
she wasnt really a furry in the way people think of furries

>>68791910
when essie is tense all the little startled noises she makes sound extremely sexual
i love it and i could never tell her

>>68797747
it was exactly who you think it was, she even said hi in chat

>>68791910
[French Caliphate News] Essie is converting to Islam for the video game buff
>if im with Allah it will work out for me

>>68799093
>i think its kind of common to get shot or stabbed these days

>>68791910
Essie's aggression when delivering a finishing blow... imagine the sex

>>68799744
i have imagined that very thing far too often
>j'adore la chatte
yes, usually that's the kind i imagine

>>68791910
>1996?
>That's like 30 years ago
Thanks Essie...

>>68799093
>the US will not be a superpower anymore

>>68783778
>before i get lost in the game and play for 5 more hours...
>..i must stop
i think she enjoyed her lamb game

>>68783778
>essie whimpers drown out by HLM music
curse these fucked up audio levels

>>68802021
that was the wrong anker
meant for >>68791910

>>68791910
>YIPPEE
>i love to kill i love to kill i love to kill i love to kill i love to kill
>kill kill kill kill i love to kill i love murder i love murder i love murder
>i love to FUCKING
> i love to murder i love murder i love murder i love murder i love murder
>i love killing people i love killing people
>>68799093

I can still feel the tingles boss.
https://twitter.com/zenyahima/status/1756810885216043060

>>68799744
>being loud and blasphemous
>suddenly aware that someone might overhear
>whispers
2h50

That was a solid kill yourself from essie

>>68791910
I can't wait for Essie to have her gamer moment on stream

>>68798248
Now that's all I can hear thanks for pointing it out

>>68798248
>i need a shower after this...
>im actually so sweaty rn

>>68791910
>ENTER BNUY
>stream ends

>>68806895
rip para...

>>68806895
>I just woke up
Her sleep schedule is almost normal now.

>>68807881
Speaking of Para, Lisa liked Para’s merch announcement and followed her on Twitter

>>68799080
I would like lava a lot more if she weren't m*xican

>>68808674
ooooh

thank you soundpost anon

>>68808674
She has found her fellow Weezer fan at last.

where's my high-def image meepleposter

baaaaaaaaamp

>>68791910
Cute