/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

first for shontoes

>>68631690
hag

up

husbands won.

fat wife

shondo in my arms

starting an hour earlier and with like 9 movies
fuck you piggy

>>68631690
still wood

Love me wife, simple as.

do you think she'd get mad if i bought para's merch? i need a new gym t-shirt anyway and i dig her design

I wonder if I made an LLM chatbot if it would have better engagement than me.

sex object

I found my new based girl to replace her

>>68632293
probably because it can't be stressed or have bad days

>>68632268
I wasn't around for the last merch drop, feel like buying other merch would be cheating until I get shondo's
I doubt she would be upset though.

>>68631186
Nigga I am not going to cancel the tee time w my buddy in the morning to watch Disney movies. She understands ppl have other interests and a life outside of being obsessed w her.

Side piece has been acquired

>>68632425

>>68632425
>tee time
look at this boomer playing golf :skull:

>>68632357
share

i hope we get to choose the movies for the next movie marathon. otherwise you just have to assume that she doesn't care about getting to know our tastes :<

disney movies are fucking cringe, I'm sorry.
only betas put up with watching that crap with their gfs

>>68632571
unironically this

I want to watch hot fuzz with shondo

>>68632390
significantly better endurance too

>>68632571
I'd do it for my wife but not for my ex-favorite internet stripper

>>68632571
>only betas put up with watching that crap with their gfs
perfect for vtuber viewers

Pastebin anon I need the stats

>>68632644
customizable too

>>68632571
this desu. I would have done it for my wife but not my girlfriend :(

>>68632425
I was originally planning to sit in my apartment with the blinds down and jerk off all day. Now I need to change all my plans for this selfish bitch.

im going to start posting as many phrases as i can here just so its impossible for her to say anything without people thinking its a reference

>>68632531
jesse we chosed the godfather the last watch along

>>68632571
id agree with you if you narrowed it down to modern disney films. anything made before like 2005 is kino for any animated film fan, even if the classic stuff is heavily rotoscoped

>>68632954
why bother, we already know she's /here/

princess movies are great I'm glad I'll get to spend time watching them with her

>barbie movies, everyone down for it even though they were obviously trash, shondo and jokes carried it
>babby's first disney movies, everyone getting filtered before it even happens
kek the future is grim for this generation of shoggas

>>68633061
I wouldn't be surprised if it's longer time husbands reaching the end of the relationship

>>68633026

>>68633027
bro princess movies are literally for women
how can a man enjoy watching that unless he's gay

i would happily watch them all if i had shondo in my arms but i dont so i wont

>>68633141
you dont remember that one time she referenced the contents of a bait catalog thread because "someone dmed her" (she read the thread)

>>68632571
>Disney movies are cringe
If you’re mid/late 20’s and you watch Disney movies by yourself I’d call you a faggot
>Only betas put up with watching that crap
Don’t get ahead of yourself chief. Ask your dad if he’s ever done something he wasn’t thrilled about, but did it because he knew it would make your mom (his wife) happy. Same thing applies here. I’m going to watch the movies because I love her and want to spend time with my wife.

>>68633176
fairy tales are for everyone you stupid nigger

>>68632628
I want to watch Stalker with her. I think she'll like the main character

>>68633269
or you can find the middle ground and watch something that both of you can enjoy
woman forcing their men to do shit they obviously don't like is typical basic bitch behaviour.

>>68633176
fuck you, I like beauty and the beast

>>68633332
i would be extremely surprised if she would sit through stalker and not be bored
she wouldnt make it to the handcar scene

>>68633011
no we didn't lol

>>68633436
yeah cause you self insert into the beast lmaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo

>>68633374
She’s not holding a gun to your head big guy if you don’t want to spend time with her, don’t. :)

>>68633061
almost as if i got enough after 16 hours of barbie movies and don't wanna watch another le ironic 16 hour marathon. nah, of course not. if you did something once you should be able to do it over and over and over for the rest of time.

>>68633253
that DMer? me

>>68633571
>if you did something once you should be able to do it over and over and over for the rest of time.
literally me and world of warcraft

>>68633462
same desu

>don’t just watch the stream and not watch the movies. What kind of strange behavior is this?
I have done this.

>>68633711
i really enjoy the film but i understand it isn't for everyone. i wish he could have released the version he originally wanted

>>68633492
We all know big hairy ojisans are where it's at

I haven't done anything for valentines days I'm fucked

>>68633778
she's telling you to stop

i remember when we watched cool shit like die hard

>>68633872
there are still a few days left

Did she really make a comment about not liking when people get mushy in their resub messages? I was going to say something sappy for the 12 month resub but I don’t want to look like a sperg.
>inb4 watch streams
I just got done w work and am starting VOD shortly.

>>68633571
>>68633126
This is basically saying that you're the chaff that's getting separated from the wheat, no wonder she says none of you would put up with her for a day, no fortitude at all

>>68634024
what are you waffling about

>>68634047
she also says she hates doormats, yes-men and people with no hobbies or interests of their own, so i don't know what you think you're proving by saying this.

>>68634024
no she just talked about liking when people send random nonsensical things in their subs messages

>>68634024
>Did she really
no she said remind her if she forgets to say I love you back

>>68634024
no she made a comment on liking when people send random shit as their resub message like "sleg"

Did you kiss your monitor when she told us to get close?
I did

>>68634402
yes

>>68634191
>want to watch a bunch of movies with me
>okay
>you have no hobbies or interest, you're a yes man and doormat
>

>>68634402
yes.

>>68631784
IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
>>68634402
yes

I told my mom that there was a girl I was interested in. Now she's all excited that I might not be gay and that she'll be getting grandkids and so on.

>>68634402
>did you kiss your monitor when she said to get close
yes and I blushed and said, “that was really sweet of her” out loud

>>68632530
the raid target

>>68634047
theres a huge difference in dealing with someone's issues and sitting around for 12 hours watching childrens films over the onternet with your polycule wife and husbands

FallenShadow if you decide on a book to get back into reading please talk about it so I can read it too

>>68634402
I was going to, but i got too flushed right before doing it and turned my head away
Out of embarrassment
Also i did this while watching the vod on the shitter and on my phone so it was probably best i didn't kiss it

She has a habit of reading my chats at the start of stream zatsu, ignoring me for the next 4 hours, and then reading them again at the end of stream
what does she mean by this

>>68634964
need to ask if she's picked out a book to red yet

>>68634402
Yes, that was really nice.

>>68634958
You clearly don't want to do either so I don't get why you care enough to post a reply about it

>>68634958
weird post. who are you trying to convince?

What if you raped Shondo but you raped her BUTTHOLE rather than the front holes

I really just love my wife and spending time with her and so i will watch the watch along for as long as i can
I WILL skip on sleep to be able to be there the entire time

>>68635727
I would never. Its shunny only

yo wheres the chat stats i put in a lot of effort to type more today
even got a few interactions

>>68635082
same

>>68635082
opposite for me

>>68633026
after looking at the vod i agree it was a reference

>>68635684
trying to convert these feeble men to their PUSSYIDMS is my guess

i have something to do sorry Shondo
like playing videogames and fapping

It’s called we do a little cringe Shosling poasting we do a little poasting
https://youtu.be/qnkuBUAwfe0?si=DjirT7djRC59v7DU

>>68634479
anon... your greentext reps...

do you think Shondo pees liek really hard

>>68634191
she can say whatever but there hasn't been a moment of her streamerdom where she hasn't been acting out a power-fantasy of attracting a horde of yesmen who will abandon everything for her

>>68636822
isn't that why people stream?

>>68636900
probably why many do, I mean I would certainly like to be fawned over

>>68634191
I have nothing else in life. I was wondering if I should pick up a hobby or something but I'm pretty retarded to think of something

i watch her because i am retarded and fell in love

women itt

>>68637078
you'd like to be fawned over until you realize all the downsides attached to being held hostage by degenerates

Watching half a day of mid movies with an internet stripper just incase you gain some goodboy points is pretty gay

>>68636766
gotta go fast

I wouldn't personally want to be fawned over, this is because that's gay
Why so you, as a man, desire to be fawned over? Gay.
On an unrelated topic though, i really want to man handle sho

>>68637344
>Half a day
It's 16 hours of movies

>>68637325
shondo has all the power and leverage in this situation dont let yourself be gaslit into thinking otherwise

>>68637508
Point even more relevant

>>68637344
Disney princess movies are fire though, and i spend time with shondo because I love her and enjoy spending time with her

>spending time with your wife is gay
ok

in my headcanon sho is a reverse trap

What's the chatdownloader command for post count.............aaaaaahhhhhhh

Chat stats
https://pastebin.com/2aw7SnzU - Full chat
https://pastebin.com/fmW5N5NN - No emotes

>>68637222
based
>>68637188
You could get into reading or start learning an instrument for shits and giggles. I’m learning guitar right now just for something to do.

>>68637344
>she’s an internet stripper bro
you are an Onlyfans porn addict who deleted your account when you got called out. Get your own house in order you colossal faggot.

>>68637786
jobbed again

>>68637786
khaal outperforming neosky, how will this battle go?

>>68637668
>>68637624
Doing it virtually is the same as not doing it at all

>>68637951
ok

>>68637527
yeah she's a piece of shit that should kill herself but I blame her simps equally

>>68637786
neosky pipped by 1, unthinkable

>>68637823
I'm too retarded for both but I'll try to get behind reading. Thanks a lot

>>68637786
The king has fallen

>>68637786
>down in chats up in interactions
im evolving

>>68637902
how is being dominated by a loli better than pirating OF porn?

>>68638140
>down in chats down in interactions
Its over for me

>>68638053
thats very mean, be nise. i was merely pointing out the dynamic which i accept

>shondo makes it obvious she's /here/
>anti comes back

>>68638351
its ok bapy will kill the anti

>>68637913
What does this mean. Sorry im retarded

>>68638344
All I'm saying is that all of you should kill yourselves

>>68637951
Ok

>>68638530
Me too? What'd I do?

she's liking sex on twitter again
how am I meant to go on

>>68638621
most of you*

>>68638718
I know you dont mean me :)

>>68638530
Smile no.

>>68638110
If you want to go full autist mode you could dig into the 40k lore. Dan Abnett has a bunch of books out that are really accessible. Or even short stories to get the ball rolling. This one is by one of Latin America’s most renowned authors abt tulpas. https://eyegiene.sdsu.edu/2006/fall/220/seduce/borgesCIRCULAR.pdf
Have fun anon!

>>68638718
Smile

99% of you should at least seriously consider ending your life

>>68638907
You don't know 99% of us

>>68637325
well that's half of why I don't do it yes
in shondo's case those downsides are manageable which is why she continues it

>>68638963
you're similar enough

I found the "if you all merge into 1 person we could get married" conversation a little weird and off putting

>>68638488
hes going to kill shondo???

>>68639418
If he had the chance I could see it happening one day

>>68639273
i didnt because i'll win

>>68639273
I found it weird but a bit cute

the fact that she'd most likely apologize while I strangle her takes the fun out of the thought

>>68639529
again, you aint me lil ant bro :)

>>68639606
If she can mutter words of apology then you're not doing it right
Ideally you'd do it well enough for her to be unable to use words

>>68639635
go to bed kid

>>68639710
you can still whisper unless you covered her mouth too but a quick death wouldn't be fun either

I don't believe that Shondo is /here/ bc the guro / ryona posts would be a significantly higher quality. I'll post some silly scenarios but my heart isn't in it. She's a better writer than I am and she actually enjoys that kind of stuff.

you're sitting in the living room with shondo and she asks you to pass her the remote so she can change the channel so you pick it up and lean over but each time she tries to take the remote you pull your arm back so she can't get it

somebody share their side hoe with me please...

>>68640084
>think fast!
>absolutely huck it at her head as hard as you can

>>68640157
mine just got subs activated today

>>68640085
i think all of the actual guro posts are written by one unfunny dude

side hoe is more important than your wife. Don't have to share her, don't have to bullshit her because of obligations, you just enjoy her company. Unlike your bitch wife you're stuck with forever

>>68640200
>not even a founder
its over for willow fans

>>68640228
all me

there haven't been any serious guro posts here just half-assed writing that took 5 minutes at most

>>68640085
I like to imagine that she did post some but read this and felt sad

Giving shondoo paper cuts on her eyes
Is that good enough?

moving shondos bed by 10cm so the next time she walks into her room she tubs her toe

>>68640597
no with her you need to threaten her family or cat, she'd be okay dying so you need to torture everyone else. Make it possible too. Feed her paranoia by making it believable. It should stress her out when she's alone. She's a stripper playing a character though and knowing you're LARPing takes the fun out of it

calling ft a fag while fucking his ass with shondo listening in the room next door

spelling bee time

>>68639273
it's because we'd be really fat if we all combined and that's her fetish

pomf plap plap plap
https://files.catbox.moe/trucmm.mp4

>>68641126
she wouldn't care you're just gay

>>68640597
>Giving Shondo paper cuts on the webbing between all of her fingers and toes.
>pouring hot sauce into the crevasses
or
>Trying to give Shondo an indian burn but accidentally snapping her arm.

you see shondo walking down the side of the road next to a big puddle so you swerve over and splash water all over her

>>68640515
I didn't mean it. :( I mean I did mean it, but I didn't mean to hurt her feelings.

>>68640350
get material better than '14 year old boys first edgy internet story'

>>68640907
>you need to threaten her family or cat
Stopped reading there, kill yourself, ironically

>>68641576
I'm trying my best :)

I'm glad shondo reminded us the watch along starts an hour earlier, i totally forgot

>>68641656
good

>>68641624
I want you to imagine a helpless cat and woman suffering for funsies

>>68641624
ironically kill himself?

>>68641624
prove him wrong bro

I dont think I can keep up chatting for 16 hours. I get tired after about 3 in normal streams

Sometimes when Shondo goes to powder her nose I run to the bathroom and pull my pants down even if I don't have to pee or anything and just stand there with my pants at my ankles and my dingaling out

>>68637786
>3 chats today
holy smokes I'm getting talkative!

my powder breaks are perfectly aligned with shondos, even the length of the break is the same

>>68639606
You’re gay her gasping “I’m sorry I’m sorry” in a rattling, whispered voice between coughs and through tears is incredibly hot

>>68642629
men dont powder, they piss

>>68643113
I'd find it hotter if I broke her limbs and forced her to watch me skin her mom alive while she can't do shit about it

What if I don't want to hurt the Shondo I just want to hug the Shondo. Also, are you just planning on doing a Disney plus subscription and then cancelling? I can't find the right length movies online.

>>68643345
Disney Plus gets you The Simpsons so I already have one

>>68643345
Online versions are fine (and match official runtimes). Disney plus versions probably just have some extra crap tacked on to the start or end

>>68643345
yeah why not

>>68643251
Are you 14 years old

i think the intentionally shitty ryona posts are just meant to discourage actual creativity

>>68631812
>Throws a Blu-Ray copy of Pixar's UP at her face

>>68643834
if anyone enjoyed it I'd stop doing it

>Taking Shondo to the gun range for a date
>Misses every target
>Get beside her to see what's going on
>Babe are you closing your eyes when you pull the trigger

i really want her to sit on my face. let me slurp your pussy juice, shondo.

i was gonna say shondo wouldn't like the gun range but there would be lots of old men there so she would probably enjoy it

Surprisingly wholesome, found this variety clipper that did mostly popular chuubas like Shylily/Filian/Nihmune and after doing a few Shondo clips he switched entirely to doing her kek
Never been a clipper fan but it's good to see more appearing aside from Shondopilled
https://www.youtube.com/@shadowvtclips/videos

>>68644719
She'd never do that, I could see her giving head but I genuinely think letting you eat her out is the last thing she would be willing to do. I just can't see it.

>walk into the kitchen
>Shondo scrubbing dishes
>sneak up behind her
>Flick her earlobe
>she jumps
>tucks her chin to her flat chest and shrugs her shoulders
>take a step back, wind up smack her ass

>>68644831
>I could see her giving head
forcibly, sure

>>68643732
that one is no different than the other trash you like

cytu DOT be/r/shondomovienight

>>68645266
Did the old cytube Anon stop?

>>68645309
no response presumed dead

>>68644831
ain't no way I'm putting my dingus in her mouth unless she's got one of those weird BDSM things where it's impossible for the girl to close her mouth. Shondo is a biter 1000%. Unless you pull all of her teeth out with pliers beforehand... Shondo gumjob....

>>68644831
>could see her giving head
She doesnt even like mouth kisses, she would never willingly do this

i dont think she really knows what she likes

>>68645263
no most "ryona" posts are pranks or being kind of mean to a child instead of trying to make you feel worse

holy smokes shondo said my name on stream today. not my username like my name name. very cool!

>>68645545
Ryan? I forgot what she said

>>68645541
all of the actual good ryona posts are effortposts and they are rare, everything else is either childish edginess or not ryona at all

you guys were just kidding that she looks at the threads and is able to figure out who you are based on you typing style here and how you talk in chat right? That's just a joke right?

Tried to find ways to download from disney+, but all shit don't work. And it's too late for a screen recording now.

>>68646055
;)

>>68646098
get yer booty plundered pirate. the mouse owns yer bunghole

If I'm being honest I don't even know what guro or ryona even is I just thought it referred to violense stories

>>68646098
ARGGGH

>>68646284
you can't even spell violence, what are you

>>68646399
go back

>>68646399
How fucking new holy shit
Violense is like Nise.

>>68646284
guro is like bondrewd turning his adopted daughter into a nugget

>>68646399
fuck off newfag

too easy

>>68646055
its very unlikely that she actually recognises typing styles beyond the people who make it blatant
i hope this is the case atleast since its less embarrasing for me this way

>>68646516
ok I think I get it thank you anon.

yeah she comes here
she's an epic 4chaner and a huge liar
don't believe anything she says syadouHappynod

>>68647095
>don't believe anything she says
this but unironically

I believe when she says she doesn't come here

Guro and ryona scare me and makes me uncomfortable I am not about that life I’m just a polite and sensitive little guy

I believe her when she says she loves me

whats your favourite shondo game playthrough? mine is doom

>>68647405
super shonducer

>>68647320
No you don't get it when she says something very commonplace that is also said /here/ it means she is /here/!!!

>>68647405
I liked when she played those sponsored wildlife games a lot

Okay, managed to find a way to download from disney+. Movies are all on 720p but better than nothing. Will download them all and attempt to upload ASAP.

>>68647656
no one cares anon

>>68647162
based antiCHAD
dont believe this bitch ever, she's a fucking liar

>>68647711
You cared enough to reply :)

>>68647786
;)

>>68647761
I'm just not under any illusions that she isn't a terminal fibber.

>>68647405
I’ve genuinely enjoyed the detective game. Both a good game and she seems to enjoy it too. I thought the car bit would get played out but her little “pew”s are super cute still. Doom was also a lot of fun.

>>68647405
hmmmm I guess Fahrenheit. it was a shit ton of fun and her commentary and reaction made it even funnier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

Bro I hope she really does VR on Valentines Day. The 3D model puts me in Shosling overdrive and I want to yell and pull at my hair and punch things

>>68648121
If she said she would she will, I'm looking forward to it

>>68647656
i care anon

She could say on stream 'I lurk and post on 4chan slash vt' and show herself live posting and people would still say she isn't here. (They would be right it would just be a stream joke)

>>68648413
the thought of this is making me feral

shondo love

hi shondo!

If Shondo actually lurked and was here I think she would be upset with me how I behave sometimes

>>68648714
don't worry she doesn't have moderator access to correlate all your posts on here and other platforms together

>>68648413
bapy would kill her if this happened

Okay, I feel stupid. The extra times on Disney+ is just credits for other languages. These are the times I got from the downloaded movies straight from Disney+.
Snow White - 01:23:07
Cinderella - 01:14:22
Cinderella ATiT - 01:13:55
Little Mermaid - 01:22:46
Beauty and the Beast - 01:24:51
Mulan - 01:27:48
Princess and the Frog - 01:37:25
Tangled - 01:45:55

I am excited for movie marathon because there will be a chance to call her princess without coming off like a creepy fag and this makes me happy

>>68649559
you'll always be creepy anon

>>68649559
why would it be creepy?

>>68649867
He'll be a happy creep

>>68649559
i just call her a princess in my mind and astrally project it to her

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>68650105
getting ignored would make him happy?

i want to treat shondo like a princess but more like a captured princess of a foreign country
i would treat her with the respect and dignity of her station but there would be a constant undercurrent of potential violence that could spill over at any moment

where did you guys kiss when she asked you to kiss her?
her cheek like all other times she kisses or her mouth?

>>68652500
the washing machine's glass

on the lips because its better to apologise than ask for permission

>>68649072
Haha she is doing an extra short movie "marathon" normal work day and you gays eat it up

>>68652716
>short
>work day
jesse

>>68652716
12 hours of movies + talking in between. Easily 14 hours minimum

>>68652716
(You)

>>68652716
>short
>12-14 hours

My goal tomorrow is for her to read 5 of my chats :)

what do you guys think shondo giggled at when looking at the adults toy store?
a giant dildo? a sex doll? a butt plug?
do you think she imagined our dick while staring at the dildo before shaking her head to clear that thought?

>>68653910
Anon they wouldn't have dildos in the shop window kids walk past there
Sexy lingerie at best

something something Shondo nipples and also toes and soles

>>68653659
1 every 2 hours? doable

what should i have for dindin tomorrow? i cant cook because of circumstances so its either kebab or mcdonalds

>>68654005
syadouClueless

>>68654117
I dont want to set a high goal and fail. If I get it I'm happy

>>68654124
meal prep now and microwave shiggie

>>68653910
shonahole

>>68653910
considering shes advertised adult products before it was probably an outfit or something unexpected