/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68617935
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>68617974
Amen

>>68617569
It's surreal as shit to hear JP Shinri and Bettel. Also kek you can still hear Bettel's gaijin-ness breaking out from the AI
>>68617974
Amen

>>68617974
amen

what is bird man cooking
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1756032311286542672

JUST DROPPED
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

ALSO DROPPED TODAY
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/tempus

>>68618197
Translation is useless

>>68617974
Amen
>>68618257
Pick it up man, stop dropping things

>>68618761
Gomen.. I am simply a jobber for the jobber guild...

>>68618761
I'll drop my piss on your head

I'M SO HYPED FOR TAVIS NEW COVER
THAT'S ALL
BYE

He's helping!

>>68619412
same, I've been so impatient for it and now that it's here I'm even more impatient

damn https://twitter.com/__sapere/status/1756023806710226998

>>68617935
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS Omamori - Woven Charm MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

Was originally planning on picking up the ohmonah merch at my local con next week to save on shipping but I'm scared they're gonna run out of stock cause I'm only going one day

>>68617935
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS Omamori - Woven Charm MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

>>68620336
If you're going the first day it should be fine, besides I think Ohmonah always restocks items at least once once online if they sell out

chat I threw up

>>68620721
Shinwi...

>>68618197
New cover maybe. It's been practically two months since 12 days of Tempus and three since his last proper cover.
That or he's excited for next week streams since he said he had a few small special streams planned.

I know is way too early for this but I do wonder if TSB will come back someday with another name in the future, I guess time will tell

>>68621170
Idk. Seems a bit complicated.
But you know, it would be really funny if they just didn't changed the name.

>>68621356
kek that would be amazing

>>68621170
Hope they don't. Fuck off.

>>68621356
Oh yeah and didn't acknowledge the difference? I'd clap

I need another Ruzavio collab

>>68621356
I don't think they would do that since it ties in with the old persona, but regardless I do hope someday the 3 of them can do stuff together. Maybe even doing another tournament thing but without being a holo niji thing anymore, obviously.
>>68621432
Okay lol

>>68621673
Collab begging is pathetic

Anyone has the characters sheet for the DND stream later? I'm too lazy to go back on the vod

>>68621673
That persona has been wiped off the face of the planet though.

>>68621749
Its just a random thought, is not that deep bro.
>>68621856
I guess so but I don't know, at least all of them seems to be still in good terms, with noct and rpr being in that mix.

>>68621356
would be the funniest move, it's Axel's team anyway

>>68621356
Alternatively, I hope they come back with a Legally Distinct name that's definitely unrelated to any purple anime dragon. Team Spider Bite?

>>68622140
/haha/ is over there, bro

>>68622140
I was thinking cobra instead of snake but spider works better

>>68622140
If they do come back in the same lineup, they'll likely make new memories and have new jokes and team names. I just want to see them all moving happily into the future, not dwelling on the past.

>>68621356
KEK they wouldn't but it would be glorious and extremely uncouth

>>68622140
They were friend sure but it's not like they were inseparable, there is no real reason for them to play together idk why you people keep pushing for it like they did a lot together

>>68621356
What would be funnier is if the fattie tries necking herself again and succeeds so you trannies don't shit up this thread with your offtopic bullshit again

>>68622652
Just for you I will keep bringing her up even though I dont watch her. Also is not off topic either since they did stuff together

>>68622516
Same. Love these niggas

>>68622634
No, anon. They HAVE to collab again so she can shit her pants at the moment of truth again and relay all the blame on altare and axel. 9 points my ass

>>68621356
I would kneel if they started stream, still called themselves TSB, and then acted completely naturally without even acknowledging the elephant in the room
The Apex custom was kino and I hope we can see them host another together someday, even if that's unlikely assuming they can't invite niji this time. Bonus points if Armis commentary trio made a return too.

please leave the cbdct schizo alone,

>>68622812
Speaking of ARMIS, are there 4 v 4 shooters out there? I wanna see bounty hunters ballin

>>68622812
>without even acknowledging the elephant in the room
Ok even if you hate her you don't have to call her that

>>68622812
Man that was a fun event
>>68622849
but is funny

>>68622849
they should learn to simply post for the boys that suit their needs and ignore discussion about boy-girl interactions that have happened. if somebody was theorycrafting about gura collabs, sure, have a schizo freakout. talking about things that directly concern the general like shinyspicy collabs and tourneys is fine.

>>68622882
I think the Final is? Altare's been fighting for perms though and it's a no go

>>68622812
they likely will never do anything on screen together again and collabbegging /here/ won't change that, its just annoying.

>>68622792
She's dead. New person hasn't done anything, so she's offtopic. Hypothesizing about collabs with x person outside of holostars is offtopic

>>68622942
But how will they harvest their (you)s if they act like a normal person?

>>68623017
Discussion about a relevant collab that happened and how it was fun content isn't collabbegging
use filters if you're triggered

>>68622957
>Siri, tell me how to find Embark Studios' CEO

>>68623124
they could just discuss something about the boys they want to discuss instead for (You)s

>>68623028
But my Jerry x Axel Collab..

>>68623208
why not discuss this in her general then? the anons there don't even give a shit about tsb yet MANS can't help but collabeg(yes it is collabbegging). Besides, they weren't even fun. Altare and Shinri have more chemistry than Selen does with either of ss

This fucking gaslighting just to ride off the Niggersanji drama is getting fucking retarded. Ya'll literally need to go back

>>68622957
>>68623234
The Finals was going to have quad squads and other team sizes but I think they dropped all of it and are sticking to just 3 man.
I haven't kept up in months-a year even though so idk if they've changed anything

huh

>>68623364
>Ya'll
And (You) need to go back to xwitter

>>68623235
B-bakana! Talk about topics they want? Ignore what they don't like? NOT sneed repeatedly? Is such a thing truly possible????

>>68623421
lazy :(

I didn't think I would derail the thread that much with a simple thought lol
Anyway, how long is Altare staying in Japan? Axel too actually. I am just wondering if they are doing anything else in that time besides their 3D debuts (and hanging out together of course)

>>68623240
Jerry... ,_,

>>68623459
Altare 3 months total
Axel I don't know but I think he's leaving soonish

>>68623459
Altare I think was for a couple months

>>68623364
A bit sad how many collabtrannies that company's drama brought in. Past few threads theres been more discussion of her at points than actual Holostars

>>68623459
you aren't, it's one retard that wants to bungee jump off it to derail as they always do.
Altare is staying until April, Axel is leaving at the end of the month I think.

>>68623540
>>68623549
I guess I was mostly asking how much time they have left since I lost the count. Well, at least they did a lot in that time

>>68623459
collabbegging always derails the thread nigga thats why you should avoid it

>>68622882
4 man teams is kinda rare. its usually 3 or 5.
there's fortnite though?

Man I can't wait till Altare collabs with Mori, Bae and Kronii in Dead by Daylight again. It's not offtopic or collab begging because they did it once already!

>>68623570
Keep the thread ontopic and you won't have anyone bothering you then? You ever think about that, retard?

Desperate for moar (you)s, huh?

>>68623459
no worries, it's just one underagefag who's easy to spot because they call everyone trannies
school just let out

>>68623459
you didn't derail, the schizo did

>>68623459
Yoooo but TSB got the new merch drop? You know that one girl that played Apex with the boys whom they love so much? I know Axel and Altare would approve the /MANS/, right? I'm gonna buy three, hope they collab together again! TSB FOREVAR XD

>everyone who disagrees with me is one person
Retard

I'm going to lay my bettel daki and doki daki down together and none of you cbdctards can stop me

>>68623662
ARMIS FORNITE ARC

ARMIS
FORNITE
ARC

>>68623781
what?

No one said anything about begging for collabs. Perhaps you should take your meds?

>implying waifufags buy holostar merch

just spent 100 dollars on the ohmonah merch Christ what am I doing

>>68623907
What? Its just a random thought, is not that deep bro.

>>68624003
what did you buy though?

>>68623867
Nobody cares about Bettel bro

Nijiniggers can't stay in their own thread so they're now shitting others'

Meh, I'm honestly more looking forward to a gummy harmony get together. Fuck it, Doppio and Flayon need to get back on that vn grind

>>68624003
jesus, wasn't it just like 6 keychains even if you bought them all?
I wasn't interested in Ohmonah's style so I didn't loo

Should I get a calendar to note out merch drop overlaps so I can find the best time to get all the fuckers in 1 fell swoop?

>>68624032
you are funny lol

>>68624102
who are the nijiniggers here?

>>68624102
It's the nijisisters that want to move to watch holostars since their fujobaiters are grumbling

>>68624064
>>68624131
6 charms and the poster I got fucked by shipping

>>68624064
imaginary dakis

holy mental illness

>>68624135
I just order from the holo shop via my proxy now. Everything goes to their warehouse along with any other non-chuuba merch I buy, and then I can just ship it all together and pay less international shipping.

YEAR OF THE DRAGON

I'm not sure if these 2 would be good butlers. The Altventurer might if they can avoid leaving slimy residue on everything. As for the Axelotl...should be be handling silverware or hot liquids?

>>68624135
if you do, share it here

whats the point in playing solo LC? why does altare keep doing it

>>68624416
*should he be handling
Fucking typos

>>68623781
cute

>>68624416
The slimes have a thin membrane around their slimey innards and axelotls... well... I mean...

>>68624448
Training to rape dangerous creatures on a timer

red guy on telly
https://www.youtube.com/live/DPxdibxHz-w

>>68624448
Solo means he can tryhard, and it makes a good zatsu game.

>>68624448
He wants to speedrun eventually

>>68624346
I never knew that one day I would "bait" /MANS/ without intentionally wanting to

>>68624416
Axelotls are used to unpaid labor though so there’s that

>>68624538
The fuck is this screen

>>68624538
what is this telly post?
anyway

RED PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxdibxHz-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxdibxHz-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPxdibxHz-w

>>68624659
why is he cooking the roons

Why bettel stopped liking every fanart in his art tag?

>>68624659
Roon World

>>68624603
I thought there were safer work programs for the mentally disabled...

Color Your Night is overrated

>>68624725
Because the clown is dead, pls understand.

>>68624720
The first time wasn't enough
>>68624748
I DONT WANT ROON WORLD ORDER

>>68624725
busy? maybe?

>I have two fidget clickers today
g-great

>open stream
>CLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACKCLICKCLACK
>close stream

>>68624396
Still waiting for him to actually be a dragon

>>68624837
yeah me

All I know about YTTD is that it's uglier Danganronpa. Also Katawa Shoujo playthrough when

>>68624725
Nothing goes unnoticed. You know, I see you out there. I see everything that goes on. Very much appreciated, very much appreciated... cracked art. Nothing goes unnoticed. Thank you all.

>>68624834
He stopped for a whole month,, he's been liking every piece the entire year but now ; ;

>>68624725
You couldn't understand, he is so busy! So incredibly busy! Only time to shill merch and then go back to eating ice cream in bed and watching movies

>Flayon uses Firefox
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
t.Brave user

>>68624981
Weird thing to notice but alright. I think he has been dealing with health shit for a month? I forgot how long it has been

What on God's green earth happened here kek
Anyways, I don't particularly like mockingbird but... Nice.
https://twitter.com/HyacinthAlien/status/1755360087030542670

>>68624981
sounds awfully lot like someone we used to know...

>>68625124
TTTToTTTTT DICK THE CLOWN

>>68624948
O-oh, you're welcome Bettel. Thanks for your hard work, I enjoyed your voicepack very much!

>>68625124
>Bettel
>tight
kek

Everytime I take a peek in Flayon's stream he is always doing something random and weird, like someone that got really drunk and is messing with stuff that is near them. Like I just saw him duplicate himself for 3 secs and it wasn't explained

>>68624837
>>68624885
it sounded even worse than the one that ruined the watchalong for me
I wonder if any other roons have as much difficulty with that sound because I couldn't stick around for the stream with it.

This fucker looks like he came from Super Portland

god keiji is so hot

>>68625302
He did that a few times and explained it around his new outfit but I couldn't understand his quick mumble babbles and he makes fun of anyone who points it out so we all stopped

>>68624720
It's not supposed to be cooking
It's more like Roons conquering the world and everything is on fire as they take over

>>68625302
It is pain to love the games Flay loves, only for Flay to constantly be distracted from what he's streaming.

>>68625505
It would be nice if we got a Star that has his taste in games but is actually watchable...

>>68625243
yes, he saved his virginity for hakka and wore the anti-rape chastity belt for him!

I've tuned into a flayon stream after weeks, has he tuned down the BFE somewhat? i feel like he has...

>>68625640
nah, just varies on a stream by stream basis.

>>68625422
Fall in line, roon
Yes, Flay.
Whatever you want I will not question, Flay.
You are so emotionally intelligent and quirky, Flay.
I can never be worthy of your rizz, Flay.

Jesus christ Flayon's adhd is actually insane. wasnt he back on his meds?

Flayon is just a proof that ANYONE can have an audience if they find it

>>68625751
I eated his medz

Is Sou the Kokichi of this game?

god I love that twink

>>68625980
kinda, hes more like a mix of him and komaeda

Shinri NEEDS to become a Dragon this year.

>>68624416
I love the Altventurer drawings in a suit. They look so silly.

>>68624981
Didn't he say during his return zatsu he couldn't look at screens or he'd get migranes? I'm sure after he feels better he'll go back to liking everything

>>68626405
so basically a fursona?

>>68626504
I want to tickle Catvis Bettel's belly

I want to see bettel in 3d

>>68626542
Dragons have no fur, dumbass. But a Dragon onesie could be cute

>>68626575
You think he would do that for you?

>>68626575
i want to do unholy things to izuru. it's kinda sad i dont see him get lewded more

>>68626575
oh, is this a common thing with him? I had this picture saved so long ago without knowing the context lol

>>68626664
the other boys should hold his legs open as a funny joke haha

>>68624396
yeah he’ll be draggin on my

>>68626826
That's from the 3rise fan meeting, where they were asked to do "idol" poses for the audience. It since became a reoccuring meme with all the members that the audience want to see their taints.

>>68626405
I wouldn't survive.... imagine the merch...

>>68626826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xwzhZ1779M
It's from here, it kinda became a thing afterwards

>>68626826
Idol pose

>>68626405
if they add any dragon feature to him I will actually combust

>>68628345
>combust
Tavi go prep for your cover drop

>>68628345
Make his arm scaly, give him horns and maybe wings.

>>68628607
>scaly
Hakka go prep for your stream

>>68628607
>wings
He's an eastern dragon if anything...

>>68628647
Oh yeah, they don't have wings, they look like noodles. You're right!

>>68628719
Noodle Shinwi...

>>68628757
>shinwi with hair down, long whiskers and body fur, deer-like horns, scales and a long whippy winding tail
yessssss

>>68624725
Every day I feel more and more relieved to have been able to oshihen...

>>68628807
He does seem like he'd be a wise old dragon

>>68628345
Imagine if his new years outfit was dragon themed ToT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GElkCxtzRpo

>>68629153
I always saw him as a retired dragon warlord that got tired of killing and decided to roam the land

Very slight spoilers
Listened absent-mindedly to all the butler VPs (I am not the target audience), they all end at the butler ball but before that:
>Shinri - 09:24
Very Shinri and sincere, cooks for you and opens up about his pre-butler self. Bit dramatic at one point because of music kek.
>Hakka - 06:45
rare prim and proper Hakka, tests an instrument for you, talks about his pre-butler history.
>Flayon - 09:19
Shifty vibes, very Flayon except no ADHD, learn about his ninja ancestry and why he chose the path of The Butler...exposition heavy.
>Bettel - 06:03
Very Bettel, over the top with fx and voices, Bettel joined the academy as a method acting stint, hires you as his stage manager for the ball.
>Axel - 08:16
You just know someone wrote the script for him, exposition heavy, has a twist, you go on a little adventure together. Actually I lied I don't think this one ends at the ball.
>Altare - 07:46
Kind of Altare but also character acting, you find Altare cleaning silverware - he's very uncanny, you go for a walk together and confront him about his AI-ness.

Bettel's and Altare's ball scenes are the longest as far as I can tell/remember.

>>68630955
thank you!

>>68630955
Thanks for the review anon!

>>68630955
>confront him about his AI-ness.
Ohhhh so it's intentional? That's pretty neat, also kinda a relief since part of me worried it was like that because he felt uncomfortable

>>68630955
>confront him about his AI-ness.
somebody had to do it ig

>>68630955
Is it really lovey dovey?

>I bought them just to support the boys
>They don't really seem BFE from the review
Huh. Might give them a listen myself then.

NP anons
>>68631618
Eh no, not really, I'd say the final line in each of them is the most/only romantic part... romantic at varying levels. I'd argue 2 of them aren't romantic at all, actually.

>>68632157
That's good

>>68632315
no it SUCKS

>>68631871
Shinri's is a good 1000% less bfe than last year

Hello anons, I hereby announce the changes to the /manstars/ roster.

New Players joining us:
- Wife Beater (Rikka)
- Kotatsu the Raped One (Fuma)
- 192+ Hours in 12 Days (Uyu)
- Ghost Pussy Destroyer (Shinri)
- Juan the Dinosaur (Jurard)
- Goldbullet
- Octavio
- Ruzed (Ruze)

Announcing our 5th medal for /vt/ League 6:
Astel!
He will be joining us for vtl6, but will unfortunately get demoted back for vtl7 as the rules are changing back to 4 medals.

Announcing our new GK:
Hakka!
Be sure to laugh in spanish for every save.

Players leaving us:
Uncle Nowa, Maggin', Magmo the Summoner, Defender Perms, ISP Hate, Ayo?, Omaesan and Shinove (love him)

>>68632809
o7 warriors, it was a fine run. welcome the new blood!

>>68632809
>- Juan the Dinosaur (Jurard)
>- Goldbullet
>- Octavio
>- Ruzed (Ruze)
These guys need their names reworked

>>68632809
>The shortest member of EN is the goalie
YEAH! WOOO! YEAH!

>>68632809
thanks /manstars/ager

>>68632809
>Players leaving us:
>Uncle Nowa
NOT AGAIN!

Flay's actually trained his throat to be tighter?
Nice

>>68626575
Sniff sniff huff huff....

>>68630088
>There once was an old Xenokunian village, located near a beautiful river and waterfall
>And within this waterfall, an ancient dragon dwelled. His length could encircle the whole village. His iridescent scales were like stone. Claws white as pearl could easily rend legions into shredded meat, to say nothing of his teeth.
>Despite this, the dragon was no vicious monster. He contented himself with watching over the waters, and would occasionally send blessings of rain and bountiful fish in response to the villagers' offerings over many generations.
>One day, many villagers and their priests ran to the base of the waterfall, carrying reams of gold, fruits, meat and several young maidens bound head to foot. This was extremely out of the ordinary for the village, and the dragon could hear the loud crying of the maidens over the sutras and prayers recited.
>The villagers were about to throw the maidens into the depths when the dragon burst out from his waterfall. His cerulean gaze was unflinching and his voice a booming thunder.
>"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? I DO NOT ASK OF YOU TO THROW YOUR DAUGHTERS INTO MY WATERS."
>All humans present fell to their knees. "Lord Dragon! W-we are sorry! We have more than rain and fish to ask of you, and thought we should give you more in exchange for what we seek!"
>"AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE?"
>"There is a horrible beast that menaces our village, Lord Dragon! It is dark as night, with a thousand faces and a thousand claws! Five villages have already fallen, and in 3 days time it will reach us." They had bowed so low, many of the humans' heads were making indents in the riverbank. "Please vanquish this beast! We shall give you all you could possibly want!"
>"I ASK OF YOU TO UNBIND YOUR DAUGHTERS. WHERE IS THIS BEAST?"
>The villagers did so. "The horrible beast is 15 ri southwest of here, O Great Lord Dragon."
>The dragon flew from the crystalline waters in hot pursuit

As someone who used to praise Bettel's voice acting ability I wish he would stop defaulting to "bad accent funny," I guess that's what he wants but it just sounds stupid and compared to his past work is so disappointing. First doppelganger and now this voicepack too, blech

>>68634777
kys doxxnigger

>>68634777
silly voice for the silly man

>>68635018
I assumed he meant his previous voice packs kek

>>68634777
i mean, its a fancy ballroom butler gag, there's really no other way he would play that except posh bri'ish be'el. i don't mind his limited range because the performance content within it are still good and funny to me, but i would like it if he tries to expand a little in the coming year.

>>68634777
His was my favorite, honestly.

>>68635018
anon what the fuck are you talking about

KOBALT VALO ON THE PURPLE TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/regisaltare_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/regisaltare_holostars_en
https://www.twitch.tv/regisaltare_holostars_en

is this a new character

>>68635018
way tell on yourself kek

oh the rainchild is eepy and soft voiced, if anybody is staying away for female screech, you might be able to enjoy this purple telly

>deranked
jobber...

>dragon deez nuts all over your...

SUSHI?
I thought he was going to share his first time with us....

>>68636269
I've never heard her so quiet and mellow. I opened the stream expecting screaming.

>>68636477
he said he would wait until he went to Japan to have sushi for the first time, he's in Japan for a while now so no wonder he had one at a good place for his 1st time

>offering more of his money
This is where supas go. So much for him talking about how he needs to save money.

>>68636269
it's around 8am their time, anon. i'd be eepy too

>>68636632
8am and she hasn't slept yet

>>68636550
Yeah if he dies
and it's in jest

>>68636550
I'm glad my supas are gonna feed Kobo when Leader dies and leave her by herself

>>68636738
>if he dies
>if
Luckily this is Regis Altare, Leader of the Tempus guild

Time for the age old question: Which is better?
>Kobalt
>Bettels
>ripdesk
>nowaxel
>altnowa
>xenokunians

>>68636924
better in WHAT?
ripdesk was very fun btw

Feel kinda bad buying the ohmonah merch over the Valentine merch...

>>68636924
xenokunians
no contest

>>68636924 (me)
Does Gibby x Shinwee have a shipname yet? They also have the same papa

>>68637121
no, they're never interacting ever again, seethe

>>68637121
isn't it Goldfish? They even used it themselves in the title of their collab

>>68637176

>>68636924
I don't really ship any of the boys but nowaxel is the most crack ship out of these ones. I guess the bettel one too since you know, obvious reasons

>>68637176
I am just making a shitpost about incest ships you fucking weird ass nigga

I need a new fps game to take over

>>68637266
>altnowa
????????????????????????

>>68636924
>nowaxel
>altnowa
just now realising that according to my peak streams i consider a threesome of bettel/ojisan/other the best combo. nowaxel + bettel apex, altnowa + bettel hunt, shintare + bettel hunt, wow weds...

>>68636924
>altnowa

>>68637276
the potential "old school cod-like" fps game by Ubisoft was supposed to come in september but it looks in dev hell, no idea what they're doing as they keep failing certifications for both Xbox and PS.

>>68636924
Xenokunians love and rough sex!

I am the last nowaxel shipper by the way

>>68637431
Wait they were working on another fps game? Only game of theirs I remember being hyped up was the Skull and Bones one

>>68637663
It was the best ship

>>68637330
Yes anon, you certainly are confused.

>>68637761
Yeah, it's called XDefiant and it's on the molds of 360-era COD and uses a bunch of their IPs for type of characters or something like that. I played one of the betas and was fun

>>68637330
how new

>>68637919
Man I gotta look into that, but kek though an AAA company failing certs has me rolling

>>68634604
>Fifteen ri was nothing to the dragon as he raced across the sky. Soon he smelled blood on the wind. It was coming from the forest below, whose gouged trees and slaughtered creatures had evidently bore witness to the beast's wrath. The dragon's roar echoed across the land, a wordless challenge.
>A cacophony of shrieks, laughter, gurgles and howls answered him as a great shadow rose from the forest. True to the villagers' word, this beast was a depraved fusion of arms tipped with sharp talons, ghastly distorted faces and a seething darkness that felt foul to see. The dragon and the beast fell upon each other at once, and the resulting battle took 6 days and 6 nights to finish.
>In the end, the dragon had carved away many of the menacing arms and maws, though he had sustained many grievous injuries in the process. His scales were thick with dried ichor and destroyed in several places. Many of his claws and teeth had dulled or broken in the battle. But the horrid beast would still perish! The dragon's jaws closed in...and the distortion on the beast's faces lifted for a moment, suddenly looking like the frightened visages of the fallen!
>The dragon recognized the humanity there, and hesitated. In a flash, the distortions reappeared and the wicked beast tore the dragon's heart from his body just before it was snapped in twain from the bite.
>Many, many generations would pass until a cerulean eyed boy was born in the village

i LOVE the poster art but i don't like posters... should've been a mouse pad or something

>>68637974
I think he is confused that Altnowa is listed with incest like ships

why is shinri like this?

>>68634604
>>68638197
can't help but think this is Shinri himself writing the lore

>>68638322
what? you're telling me you don't do this?

Altare keeps apologizing for all the merch

>>68638422
he really is just an asian markiplier kek

Man, I hate it when Altare turns nothingburgers into something serious, just shut up dude you don't have to say anything about that

>>68638498
anon read what you just wrote, but slowly

>>68638281
half of those ships are not incest

>>68638498
anon..

>>68638281
because thats part of their dynamic, they are also incest adjacent

>>68638455
it is too much imo, what was marketing mane thinking

>>68638607
>>68638683
In that anon's defense, I didn't realize he was asian either. Yes, even after seeing his face.

>>68638697
Man I could not disagree more

Why is Hakka being chased by Hakkito Colonel Sanders?

>>68638746
I mean, even if the face don't give it away, he was born in Hawaii which automatically makes the person either korean or japanese

Lots of jobbing going on

>>68638834
>he was born in Hawaii
nta but that is trivia most people don't know, including me

>>68638607
>>68638683
.... i'm retarded. "xenokunian" markiplier then.

>>68639000
Yin-yang face kek

>>68638697
I never saw them like that, a student and teacher at most

Altare loves (Us)

>>68638905
don't be fooled, /mans/ posters don't have jobs

>>68639000
where did he say that?

>>68639251
shinwi...

>shinwi menshi
Mane plz let this man get his perms

>>68639251
kek

>>68639306
that was a LOT of perms requests at once

>>68639242
nta but

>>68638359
It probably is

What was his username I must know

chill kobo is kinda cute

>>68639400
Who, I thought you guys were still talking about Shinri

>>68639531
Nope. I will write some more after dinner.

poor toramane...

>>68639777
read the whole chain of posts nigga

>>68639777

>>68639777
are we at a time now where people can "who" fucking markiplier?

TAVIOLI COVER DROP TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4

HAKKA POPPY PLAYTIME TELLY (IN 5 MIN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXROkz23N10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXROkz23N10

TAVIOLI ZATSU CELEBRATION TELLY (IN 10 MIN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4cAKUeU58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF4cAKUeU58

Is this supposed to be a countdown screen??

>>68640027

Didn’t know there could be a countdown that was harder to follow than the robot/mecha one. Like the music tho

As an FPSanon, I used to watch legit FPS streamers but now I have fallen and watching a mid whiny ass FPS streamer like altare... is this what it means by "your standards will become lower as you grow older"?

>>68639306
i wonder what the total perm request count looks like now, especially since late last year shinri said he had put in something like 130+ requests and that was more than the other boys combined kek

thanks, youtube, I always wanted to know what the inside of my hair molecules looked like

Hakka might delay

>>68640193
he tweeted this yesterday before quickly deleting it so... a lot >>68552415

Is this really my puppeteer? The range...

dear lord his range, the gap between his usual cutesy talk voice... i kneel to EN astel tier

Today is the armis dnd collab later in 2 hrs yes?

>>68640327
>>68640349
oh yeah, this song goes crazy when it comes to range and genres

holy shit tavi

>the growl
>the whispers
poppets winning

THIS COVER IS FUCKING HYPE

>>68640404
1 hour actually

great cover

Needed more power/aggression on the growls but otherwise pretty damn good

>Altare 3D and Doki monetization in the same night
TSB GODS WE'RE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

this weird little puppet boy is cool

I didn't like the cover much but the music video is the best I've seen

>>68640418
Isn't that pretty much every Ado song?

>>68640576
altare is tomorrow, doki is in two hours

>>68640404
armis dnd and shinri alisa in one hour

I am now convinced Tavi can sing just about anything and it'll sound good, goddamn. Dare I say Top 2 vocalist in StarsEN and he ain't two

>>68640617
But enough about Nightmare

I- I might oshi him...

>>68640677
No... my fucking time reps...

RATE THE COVER

That was a good showcase for Octavio but I didn't particularly like it as a cover, the instrumentals in particular were a bit off.
>>68640670
Kinda yeah kek But this one I think is very different from her other famous songs

>>68640745
WELCOME TO//EN IS HIS SHOW

HAKKA ON THE POOPY PLAYTIME TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXROkz23N10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXROkz23N10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXROkz23N10

>>68640697
You misspelt Kyu-kurarin

>>68640863
that cover has a cult following i swear

i thought he sounded pretty bad... maybe it's just the song? i love hollow hunger a lot

>>68640697
>>68640863
Why drag Axel into this?

Nice effects.

>>68640745
bretty gud/10

>>68641017
to me it sounded a bit too processed to enjoy.

>>68640670
Kek, good point. Ado is just a fucking machine when it comes to these songs that test the hell out of your range.
Tavi did a damn good job

>>68641017
I'm gonna give it a listen after, sometimes the mixing is pretty fucked up in Premiere releases.

>>68641017
relisten again? youtube premieres often have some weird processing that sounds like autotune/robot voice. the video processed onto the channel should be a touch different

>>68641099
I'm not ragging on him, Nightmare's just a boring song with a rad MV

>>68641196
>>68641205

>>68640745
My only nitpick is that it's a victim of the Loudness War.

>>68640745
Never heard the song before but the chorus was hype af. Great cover

BUY THE MERCH

>>68640745
Messy song is messy cover/10
Some parts are really good though, love the visuals.

>>68641559
ok, I'll only buy Hakkas

Oh it's the same artist for Dead World, I guess I kinda see it after hearing it.

>>68641205
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
it definitely sounds overbaked

No Octavio, Hakka doesn't know much about mixing beyond surface level

I kinda thought Tavi would make the song more his own, it's not bad though

I hate that they keep doing JP covers. Why won't anyone cover Welcome to the Black Parade or something similar?

>>68642342
JP company, JP perms. You'll get your jpop and vocaloid covers and you'll like it.

>>68642342
Because perms.

>I'm tangled
>And not in the way I like it!
HAKKA STOP BEING A WHORE

what's ad lib in this context

>>68642342
they usually go for the easy JP perms first
and if they are in the process of getting a EN perm, they are not gonna tell you until it's done

>>68642549
Hakka's piercings make him look slutty

>>68642549
the hell is that!?

On the subject of JP song covers.... can they do covers of JP songs but translate them themselves to EN?

>>68642658
Mommy long legs

>>68641817
Are you talking about something Hakka said, because I'm pretty sure UtsuP had nothing to do with Show

>>68642673
One of the Advent girls does that.

>>68642673
probably no. i remember axel getting bonked way back in the day for doing yaranaika on a karaoke. said they're not allowed to do parody/transformative and the perm squad sniped him for technically stepping on a balalaika parody, something about it being disrespectful/not doing justice to the original.

>>68642760
probably talking about the butler art

>"building a music team like building your bounty hunting team" haha yeah putting my strings everywhere
>they don't even know but i'm tugging them in my direction
uwooooogh

real mama and auntie...
https://twitter.com/Blaubble/status/1756121885929316859/

>>68642342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3u7fZFoQg

>>68642673
Talent in Holo have.
Will Stetson does that too. As an indie utaite.

>>68642760
Yeah. Hakka said the artist for Valentine's is the same as the one for Dead World (as in illustration art).

>>68642854
they need the perms first of course

>>68642946
the thigh gap looks so silly, if you want wide hip and big ass go for squish. other than that its a 20000000/10

>>68642854
He didn't get bonked because he did it, it was because he couldn't archive it if he parodied it.

>>68642673
yes but there are additional perms and they need to know how to translate and write songs or hire a translator and song writer

>>68641559
Waiting for the 3D Celebration merch to drop

brap

>>68642342
>>68642456
>>68642482
>>68642648
EN song perms/rights are also probably a hassle, both in trying to get the rights in the first place and in however much it would cost to clear said rights for monetization.

Reminder to neuter your oshi

>>68642854
>they're not allowed to do parody/transformative
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-VWxNInJnE

>>68643517
I did it too late...

>>68643437
bruh, just sing something like "Last cup of coffee"
Easy perms

prease bake

>>68643843

huh ado intentionally broke her voice?

>>68643517
Mine came neuter

>>68636924
As a ship? Shintare and Shiny Spicy >>>>>> all of these.

>>68643910
wb

>>68643781
could be ShinySpicy next cover

>>68643583
all from earlier years, and i believe from the time period where astel could do disney karaoke, but he cannot anymore. perms got stricter.

>Died 10 seconds into the game
I love my jobber oshi

Reaper perms when

>>68638697
Lmao, not at all.

That was a good "what"

>chat voting for Kanna
rare case of machiroons being based

8 boy overlap in 15 min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YJd61V3KK0

>>68644505
WTF? an orgy

>>68643910
Bettelbaker....

>>68644691
we're still at 10

>>68644085
perms are cringe. but shouldn't unarchived still be ok?

>>68644806
No I just missed them

YATTA!!

leader singing yatta :)

YATTA!!

>>68644895
nope. the mouse started sending live takedowns to anybody broadcasting their shit mid-stream.

>>68645226
|I mean imagine people recording 20 disney songs and then broadcasting them on loop for 24 hours, like I can see youtube making something against it

>>68644581
>Tito
Suddenly, The Nutshack comes to mind unbidden

>>68644321
>he's STILL deliberating
>chat saying "take your time!"