/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bros... I was fighting with the Captcha when the thread died...

>>68501026
Board is too fast.

>>68501102
I dont usually bake for this thread, but I had to. Good thing I have the pic in stock

Cake-chan...

>>68500069
I wish to baste this turkey hag

>>68500069
gomen brothers, I've been at a concert, too busy to post. Thank you for baking with Reine, love me some fresh, hot turkey

>>68503180
Not the usual OP tho. Just also realized, "like picrel, like baker" in the OP lol

>>68493814 yea it was me(?) is my name cake-chan all of a sudden lol why is that

>>68503680
i thought ppl here just got used to calling me haganon

>>68503680
For the age lol
Gotta give you a name somehow. Because frankly, you've been a wonderful addition to this thread.

>>68503756
(me) that's just a me thing tho.

>>68503756
i might be a little retarded-- whats cake got to do with my age lol

>>68503892
That's what people call women close to hagdom, applied to women 25-29

>>68504044
ooh-- works for me then

anyway its been like 6 hours and >>68464525 has STILL got me fucked up. i wanna be just like her after i have kids

>>68504667
Well...good thing we both like Poru

>>68505785
ima get her nendoroid soon-- been waiting forever for hers to come out

>>68504016
Cursed.

>>68506033
I dont have extra to get such things...

>>68506602
i can afford nendoroids because i have never in all my years of watching chuubas, paid for any membership, ordered any merch, or sent a single superchat

>>68506967
well okay, theres one exception, i got korones 2nd anniversary merch, the oppai mousepad just looked too good to pass up

>>68507088
this was partly because i conveniently had enough disposable income at the time

>>68506967
Have that but still no money for merch. Not even clothes...because jobless...

>>68507691
damn. hope your cover letter goes through

>>68508116
Been spamming applications nonstop

how's your night been haggots? anyone still awake?

>>68511864
I am. Sweltering atm and gonna go bathe.

>>68511864
cold. congested. might go to bed soon to try and sleep it away. t. haganon

>>68511864
No.

>>68512761
but

>>68512349
Yasumi cake-chan

>>68513621
im still here kek im struggling to fall asleep but i really dont want to use melatonin, i use it too often

>>68513744
I meanwhile just tried another place cooking snacks. Goddamn their dynamite was spicy (spring roll made with green chilli, meat and cheese)

>>68513968
sounds nice. i wish i lived near someplace where theres easily accessible street foods. they have a bunch of those in peru

>>68514057
Bruh, you'd like my native lands.

>>68514848
any food not from around my area tends to taste good to me so ill take your word for it

>>68515013
Your spread of what you can cook kinda excites me. I like me some strong flavors.

>>68515124
i love her

>>68515248
im good at making burritos with each individual type of meat, its my go-to assuming i have the ingredients

>>68515335
well except for fish. nobody makes fish burritos

alright fuck it melatonin it is. oyachumi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHd1pctXvM
This is how older women are spending their time instead of having children.

>>68515381
Kek

Here, a few chains offer burritos, namely a place called Army Navy, if you're familiar.

>>68515614
Yasu cake-chan

I love my darling!

>>68523991
Koyobod

>>68524757
Sending in secret agent Botan as a maid!

>>68527331
Nice tummy.

How old is too old? Can you be a really old desired hag?

>>68527633
Maybe 70s to 80s

>>68527633
no such thing as too old

>>68527633
60 is pushing it.

>>68527714
I’ve met some 60yo that are absolutely /hag/ material

>>68527754
That's why I said pushing it. I'm not completely opposed to it.

>>68527754
>>68527907
I agree with this. That's as about as old as my own folks

LESS TALK AND MORE HAGSS!!

>>68527633
I'd say definitely 60s for the cutoff point

>>68529149
>Lets stalk more hags
wdhmbt

>>68529149
I for one welcome more discussion in this thread.

>>68520348
>Nnnipples

Caaake chaaan

>>68530221
Ah fuck I didn't see them on the thumbnail. I can't delete it either since my IP has changed since.

Got a coworker that looks like Mint, same bodyshape and age and we really get along well, likes 90’s shojo anime
I’m not an oomfie but may be after this

Don't expose hentai joshu!

Hags and kids

>>68530564
You should get more friendly with her.
Well you don't have to, but it would be fun.

>>68531784
That kid on the left?
Mine.

still thinkin about pochi

>>68530477
lol hi gm

>>68531976
oyakodon

>>68532705
Ohayooooo
Playing game in my bed atm

>>68533856
using this dumb website in my bed atm

last night i had a dream i was rushia. on one hand it was awesome because i was a super famous chuuba-- on the other hand i was fucking rushia

>>68500069
>>68533372
>>68531832
omg why dont the girls irl show me their nice boobies butts and armpits, i would be so happy

>>68534514
because women aren't real of course

>>68534036
Same.
I can offer...other websites we can both use.

>>68534633
im good w 4chan its a good kind of dumb

Give me your best one pieces

>>68531832
very strange thing to like about this drawing but i really like how her lips are drawn

>>68534798
Kinda agree, outside of catalog

>>68535210
The artist draws them nice and meaty which I really like but his sex stuff is not very wholesome which I dislike.

>>68535330
unwholesome sex is nice sometimes

>>68535398
Depends, I'm all for animalistic sex, but for love you know.

>>68535506
how about both-- this is one of my absolute fucking favorite sets of polka: https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/2658856/post/5471682

>>68535742
That tongue lmao.

>>68535742
Exactly.

>>68534836

>>68535858
a sloppy kiss is a great kiss, in complete fairness that motion is happening Inside the anons mouth. what do you expect the tongue to do, stay still?

>>68535860
fucked up image for me to be looking at

>>68536151
Things can only get better.

>>68536151
Well, cake-chan...

>>68535860

>>68536397
you know part of me wants to believe id be a good mom due in part to me being good at all the things moms should know how to do but ive never heard of a mom with any of my interests before

>>68536723
Most women nowadays don't have interest besides watching the hot topic netflix show and lurking on their phones. It's not common for women to have hobbies

>>68536723
Mamapuppy for Fuwawa and Mococo come to mind.
I think who you are is more important than what you are into.
And a good partner can help.

>>68536723
You saying that made me evaluate my own ability to be a dad myself. Ffs I dont even know how to drive...

I have faith in you, should things and you come my way.

>>68536815
that kinda just hit me-- im into like none of the things people my age are probably into. like, ive never seen a single episode of stranger things. or like, i never listen to modern radio music, i pretty much exclusively listen to video game osts and vtuber songs

>>68537246
Oh boy, sounds like my music repetoire nowadays. Like, vtuber music is legit my whole modern section, the rest are from 70-80-90s

>>68537349
i like SOME mid 2000s music, but realistically only a few. the ones that would play on the drive to the bookstore

>>68534514
I got that a lot when I was younger, not much now though
Even got a flash from a hag when I was a shota on a beach once after overhearing her talk to her hag friend how hot I looked, I peaked in middle school and it’s all downhill afterwards
I literally got multiple girls telling me “if you were older I would totally date you right now”

>>68537160
>I dont even know how to drive...
Teen or early 20s?

oh my fucking god listening to sweet escape by gwen stefani probably ruined my adolesence and fucked up my expectations for romance for the rest of my life

>>68537617
As old as cake-chan

>>68537612
>I peaked in middle school and it’s all downhill afterwards
Relatable.

>>68537705
>>68537617
he means 29 lol

>>68537705
>>68537750
Goddam, cars are basically a necessity here so can't really imagine going that long without learning to drive.

>>68531784

That kid on the right? yeah, mine

>>68537956
This wouldn't be a huge problem if we were living in Japan with our hagwives.

>>68537956
>>68537617
23 here don't know how to drive and the last time my family had a vehicle was in the 80s, even though my Grandma is asking me to take the course there's really no reason for me to know how to drive. I can just walk or take the bus.
Also fuel prices are going crazy despite the enormous oil reserves that the country have, fucking jews

>>68537968
god i need to have a daughter so i can teach her to make none of my mistakes growing up

>>68538134
as far as im concerned im a failure as a woman until i have children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPSE8qVyO90
Looks like Pochi's up boys

>>68538134
for me it's a boy. It's nearly impossible to raise a girl and not have her turn a whore that post nudes at the age of 15

Guys, I matched with a hag on Hinge, and have been talking to her every day for a few weeks. To quell any concern, no, nothing personally identifiable, and they have yet to ask for my number/email/socials anyways. Our work schedules might finally be in alignment soon so we can meet. Wish me luck. This thread has shown me the light.

>>68538333
id be fine with a boy but i dont know what id be able to teach him

>>68538333
I want three kids, two older boys and a younger girl.
I think they can help each other too.

>>68538527
ganbare hagbro

>>68538527
Good luck.
Always believe in yourself, I'm rooting for you.

>>68538578
That'd be my area.

>>68538591
i want 2 boys 2 girls preferrably. in the order of girl boy boy girl. though i think 4 kids is a turnoff for some men so my absolute lowest is 3

>>68538578
Teach him a spot since early age and he will have his life fixed

>>68538038
I'll be honest, I'd rather just visit Japan than live there.
>>68538064
It's a hell of a lot more convenient than buses but yeah I get the fuel argument, I think car prices went up too.

>>68538803
Yeah, I'd like some balance.
I myself come from 3boys 1girl (BGBB) while my brother's children go (GGGB)
Hopefully, I get that balance if I ever get to getting children...

>>68537534
Been coming back to some early Gaga music

>>68538993
>my brother's children go (GGGB)
I know that feeling when your siblings start to have kids...

>>68539063
Anyway, its frickin 3am over here, see ya round hagbros

And you too, cake-chan.

>>68539135
Ok, last reply now lol

What infuriates me is the timing when he had kids. It completely destroyed whatever chances I had of getting a career.

>>68539139
gn seabro oyachumi

>>68538987
yeah, here at least you'd have to save money for 8 years and pray that no catastrophic economic event happens to buy a car, even used cars are expensive af

>>68539234
>pray that no catastrophic economic event happens to buy a car
Took advantage of the last one myself to buy mine. So long as you still live with family or move in with your significant other, it should still be possible to buy one without as long of a wait.

>>68544079
theyre not very well drawn but i like these toes. theyre cute

>>68544366
I love any piece of art which directly references my oshi's songs, especially the less known ones.

heres a bump before I go to work, /hag/gots. youve been dying alot lately.

>>68545541
This thread is fine, the issue is that the board is getting faster.
Need a containment zone for the people that can't take it easy.

>>68530564
You know what you have to do.

https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan
Roach mom is showing off her new outfit

>>68552998
I was gonna say imagine the handjobs but not with those blades.

>>68553259
Built for leglocking

>>68554391
Maybe if it comes with the threat of her splitting your throat if you pull out.

>>68555566
koyori after coming to terms with the fact that its impossible to synthesize a drug that can get her pregnant

>>68555566
That's alright, I've got everything she needs to get that swollen belly she wants so bad.

>>68557923
SEXO

>>68557923
Is Mio the ultimate hag?

>>68561186
Mio isn't my favorite but I do think she is the prime example of a hag.

>>68561186
She is THE hag

>>68561186
to my understanding shes the most sought after for her haghood, so id say pretty much yeah

>>68561757
>>68563914
>>68564894
Damn hag needs salvation.

>>68565112
rrat: mio is extremely close to graduating because she wants to have kids before time is up

>>68565390
poor girl. i hope she can freeze her eggs assuming she wants to keep her career

>>68565390
She needs her Sololive first.

>>68567163
>inbefore she roofies you

>>68565470
Is that even done often by succesful Japanese women?, also, I know that several companies aren't very good at freezing eggs so they have some contract clause that protects them from lawsuits if they have a "power failure" or something that ruins the eggs.

>>68538591

Same, I want my two champs to take care of the little princess when she needs them

Although that is a long way off, someday I would like to be a good father of a happy family

>>68541454
Huh, I've only seen now a blue one like this.

>>68565470
The fact that she even needs to do that because idol cult-ure...urgh, infuriates me.

>>68568743
>her reaction when I breathe a sigh of relief upon realizing it was her trying to rape me
>ask her for a 2nd date

>>68574427
Based.

Fuck hags coming straight from /vt/ 4chan
A young /hag/got got it bad 'cause I'm gaijin
And not the “other” color, so if Kishida has the authority to repopulate JP usin’ foreigners
Fuck yeah I’m in, 'cause I am the one
For a hot older woman with saggy tits and some chub
Takes a liking for me, at the gaijin hunter HUB
We can go bareback missionary in the middle of a love hotel!

>>68579314
bareback missionary in the middle of a love hotel is a raw as fuck bar

>>68579314
Racist

>>68565347
https://files.catbox.moe/biexjw.webm

>>68579314
Bars.

I want to have nonstop sex with this reasonably horny indo woman

>>68586194
How do you measure "reasonably horny"?

>>68584963
good video

>>68586194
T. Her nephew

Cake-chan you still awake?

>>68587510
yea im here-- sorry for the late response i was watchin yt

>>68587510
if im ever not up at this hour dont be disappointed, be proud that im a step closer to fixing my disastrous sleep schedule

>>68589677
Curious, whatcha watching? A stream perhaps?

>>68591289
nah just whatever content was on my recommended. i binged through like 50 yt shorts of this guy walking into the swamp barefoot and picking up snakes and lizards like thats a normal thing to do. what a dude

whenever i want something on in the background i tune into streams-- otherwise i mostly watch vods and clips for entertainment. though tonight ive been down a rabbit hole of miku songs, im tryna find ones that appeal to me because i strangely dont have a large vocaloid playlist

>>68591754
Kek
I just rotate between Holoclips, food shorts, other pop media shorts. Then this site which I rotate across my threads. Then gaming.

>>68592810
ive been watching through some holos playthroughs of kirby and the forgotten land recently, reactions to the penultimate boss are funny

>>68593022
Is that the one where Kirby becomes a truck or am I thinking of the final one? I only watched Watame's playthrough.

>>68593022
Reminds me, gotta get to those P3 clips
There's my kami-dai, Reine, Yopi and dinoboi joining next week.

>>68593207
no the penultimate boss is the one right before the fight that had the truck, the one where youre being chased by an akira horror blob. i love watching them find out what kirby games are really like

>>68593385
Not much into Kirby but more into Splatoon.
Glad most JP holohags are into it too + the one EN holohag

>>68593550
kirb and splatoon are some of my fav series

ok i really gotta start sleeping earlier so im gonna make an effort to go to bed earlier by 30 minute incriments every day. im out oyasumi seabro

>>68593850
Oyasu cake-chan

And so the thread descends into silence, much like a hag's womb.

>>68596045
Goddess.

No die

Not yet

Hag belly saves the day again

https://youtu.be/Lk7Rlt-MVB4

>>68500069
Holy tits!

>>68603003
Das my auntie!

>>68603461
fuck i love hot aunts

>>68605135
Cooking up a fic with her atm

>>68606436
Mortal daisenhag!

No matter how old, every vtuber will be a hag eventually. We just can't stop winning.

>>68611325
Somebody's tryna challenge that fact...

https://twitter.com/kuwanano_vt/status/1755876792093569224
(Apparently, puppet man and rocker girl follow this gal)

Does Kaela apply here

>>68613941
Very yes

ONE OF THE OGS IS IN IMMINENT SELF ALT+F4 DANGER

https://x.com/VRchama/status/1755946376024998125?s=20

>>68614567
Well that sucks.

>>68613941
She'll be 30 this year and she already acts like a mega hag so yes.

>>68614619
Whaddya mean "that sucks"?! Granted, its in text but...

>>68595147
bruh

>>68614567
>Eilene
Don't care.

>>68614567
the grass withers, and the flowers fall. Sad that corruptions and distortion exist at all points

>>68614986
...
I get it, not Holo
But come on.
We just had an Alt+F4 attempt, do you want another and a succesful one this time?

>>68615350
nta but id rather just not think about it

>>68614567
I don't know if she's a hag but
>trusting chinese with money
you should be very racist towards chinese, russians and burgers if you don't want to get scammed.

>>68614759
My sources say that she's already a hag

>>68616154
realization that you will never be able to cup the underside of kaelas breasts with your hands

>>68614960
The situation.

>>68616322
>tfw you will never give her a second serving and see how her breasts start to sag and how she's starting to develop love handles

>>68614567
Awful.

>>68616486
kaela with a muffin top

>>68614759
The kind of ass I would never get tired of breeding

I just want a 30 year old Japanese woman to be my wife and have children with me. Is that too much to ask for?

>>68619140
Let her out.

https://twitter.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1755871250545553458
Wolf in heat with no one to help her out

>>68620230
my moms japanese and i turn 30 next year. do i pass

>>68620854
i love how chubby and saggy Mio looks here
>breast veins
yum

>>68620854
>open door
>see this

>>68621160
Are you delightfully pon and a biological female with all OEM parts?

>>68620854
just saw this guys polka from december for the first time-- holy FUCK i need this

>>68621695
im a little dumb so i dont know what oem means so i guess i have being pon covered but im happy to say i am not trans

hags

>>68623530
i wish there was a version of this for every hag in holo

>>68629102
we need to mix the sweat of every hag to create the forbidden elixr

>>68629212
id want to collect the sweat of all the hags in seperate bottles. then enjoy them individually as if im picking between vanilla, chocolate, rum or whatever other flavors for my desert

save

>>68630388
no you are not koyori you are winner

Be careful when drinking with hags

I miss Pochi.

>>68620854
i love saggy sweaty hairy hags so much

Marry the hag

>>68620854
The only stuff that would improve it is not having the toes exposed.
>>68621463
Prepare to fertilize a hag.

>>68640976
i love it when hags cook food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5JktB9EwAE
Lolihag bnnuy farms Valentine's choco.

Hags with dicks... (plastic)
https://twitter.com/HMVHell2JD/status/1756132421269872806

>>68621961
Another cake-chan?
Or the same one?

No, the one I know is American-Peruvian...

>>68645992
my mom is japanese. my dad is peruvian. also morning seabro

>>68621463
UOOOOGH HAG SEEEEX!!!!!

>>68646744
"american" is not really an ethnicity lmfao, i just live here

>>68646744
Ah, so the same cake-chan, good to know...
And you revealing that makes the chan even more fitting because its an actual Japanese-heritage person

>>68647161
lol i guess-- theres a lot of asian blood in the peruvian gene pool anyway so its not really a big deal

>>68621463
Damn hag needs salvation!

>>68647321
i unfortunately dont have a lot of solid japanese heritage cause my mom ran from home to be with my dad. because of that she pretty much only learned to cook things he likes to eat, so when she had me she didnt have any jp dishes to teach me how to cook which is kinda sad

Is Reine a hag? She honestly gives me younger sister vibes who takes your 3DS so she can play Ace Attorney games.

>>68648101
She is

>>68648197
Fitness hags.

>>68648197
nice cameltoe

>>68647637
I see. So all the weebery is in reality, connecting back full circle lol

>>68655078
kek yeah