/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You think Jelly goons?

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Consider.

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time. When she eventually passes after a long, healthy, and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

You cannot name a rabbit vtuber that I don't like.

Pippa love~!

I DONT WANNA WATCH OTHER VTUBERS I WANNA WATCH PIPPA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>68509570
Punkalopi.

>Clara canceled the end of the stream because she loves me
Kino...

Jelly is...

>>68509634

Love you Pippa.

>>68509619
I've watched her a few times. She's a dork.

>>68509570
Marshie

>>68509629
>start to go to sleep
>she extends the stream
I'm tired af but clara noises give me energy

>>68509690
yeah but she said "trans rights 100%" once so you should hate her

I gotta save Clara pictures on my phone so I Clarapost on the move.

>>68509619
I don’t like her because of accidental face leak sorry

>>68509768
This but unironically

>>68509804
How can there be so much cute in a single person

>>68509768
that's a good reason yeah

>>68509778
but that would be... phoneposting (cringe)

>>68509388
WOMAN TEARS GOOD!

>>68509804
her tits bounce so much

>>68509503
>I have looked my last upon that which is fairest. Henceforth I will call nothing fair unless it be Lumi's gift to me.
>I asked her for one hair from her golden head. She gave me three.

>>68509732
Actually haven't watched her before. Why should I dislike her?
>>68509768
Man, I just don't care. Any influencer who doesn't say that kind of shit when asked risks getting cancelled, so it's impossible to tell if someone is actually being genuine about that sort of thing or just virtue signalling for appearances.

>>68509902
there is a difference between posting from a phone and being a phoneposter

>>68509768
Maybe she forgot to say trans lefts as well

>>68509902
I'm not phoneposting, my browser is in desktop mode!

OH GOD THE RRAT

drr drr drr

>>68510036
Where

Can I confess something? I never knew webw files should have sound playing with them until a couple weeks ago. Years of context I missed on files I thought were just fancy gifs. Even still I don’t know how to get them to play sound.

>missed the fake jong posting because I took a nap to hedge against late night guerilla

>>68510145
Get tampermonkey and install the 4chan sounds player plugin.

>4.5 hrs
Airi's shortest stream

>>68510145
The fuck is a webw file?

>>68510145
kek i thought the same about webp

>>68509768
yeah liking sex pests is pretty cringe

>>68510145
Here you go retard-kun >>25631

>>68510145
Anon… I….

>>68510217
>webm*
Dyslexic, pls undahstand

>>68510168
You could post a room and make it real.

>>68510145
I don't know what a webw is

>>68510145
you'd be surprised how frequent this is

>>68510389
Yeah, I see at least one person finding this out daily

Wtf.
You guys are supposed to post smug pankos when someone makes a minor spelling mistake.

>>68509503
I am considering that Peepa still hasn't seen LOTR and that makes me sad.

>>68509402
NOW (Literally right now)
Chisaka Airi (LIVE | Love Choice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bT-sThjxR0
Kaminari Clara (LIVE | Tomb Raider II)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg5g56AjlFo

SOON
Kokoromo Memory (1h25m | Palworld (JP Server))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak_QDhjNaYc
Erina Makina (2h25m | Kalimba Practice (It's a music thingy))
https://www.youtube.com/@ErinaMakina/streams

LATER
Gram Pico (3h25m | Geoguesser)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yIcTZwRImI
Ayase Yuu (5h25m | Understand)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (LIVE | Yakuza)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vazp8y4Mcuo

>>68510424

>>68510424
All the smug panko posters are on break right now.

>>68510215
>>68510272
Thank you anons

>>68510036

>>68510424
Lil Pank went to bed already

>>68510498
Also last thing, it's not that webms (on this board) have sound playing on them, it's that they sync up with the sound of a catbox put in the filename of the image. So it can be gifs, pngs or anything else. You can tell when something is supposed to have sound when it has a format similar to the one in my image.

Restarting my PC to fix my broken thumbnails, idk what this one is other than it being furry, have fun.
https://files.catbox.moe/bx12tf.jpg

>>68510424
I’m tired man

>>68510580
Not a furry, but I'm gonna save this.

>>68509402
her eyes are a little red, has she been smoking that phat boof?

>>68510444
She wouldn't get it, anyway.

>>68510580
I'm not a furry.....

>>68510580
she really is built like a 12 year old boy

>>68510615
We know what you are.

WHAT IS LOVE

>>68509768
...100% what?

>>68510580
https://youtu.be/oYq6QovmH1A

>>68510633
I am, this makes my dick hard

>>68510656
Try me

>>68510617
Just eepy.

>>68510145
Blame moot, he was the one who didn't add sound to webms because he thought people would abuse screamers.

>>68509768
>once

>>68509768
True, she got the percentage wrong.

https://streamable.com/gf95wn

>>68510145
webm is just a porn vid format far as i care.

Based dog murder

>>68510557
Thank you anon, very cool

tomb raider is like what if indiana jones had boobs but he also killed lots of dogs

>>68510448
B-But I was promised DED Hours... >>68504094

Just got home after 14 hours, anything much happen today?

30,000 posters dead.

>>68510758
Based orange woman.

>>68510859
Phase (and holo) win by doing nothing

>>68510694
in his defense, at the time there was an almost 24/7 jeff the killer screamer on /f/

>>68510859
We had a lot of dramafag posters, and some liggers because there was a filian collab, but the streams today were nice.

>>68510859
BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>68510852
If Clara finishes in the next 15 minutes you will get the singular dead hour, or she will steal it from you by streaming until Memory goes live

>>68510636
12 year old boys dont have wide hips you trepidous retardus

>DIE RRAT

>>68510852
you were only promised a single dead hour

7th Time Loop anime is actually pretty good, not the type of anime I usually watch.

>>68510580
>furrykin (25)
they're multiplying like rabbit

How do they keep finding these 30 year old hags that want to be vtubers

So many good potential rrat soundposts, thanks Clara

>>68510987
Ngl, it looks pretty gay chief.

>>68510671
i used to watch that guy a lot, weird ideas sometimes but it was interesting

The fact her tism is to immediately break out into Britney Spears and other 90s-2000s pop stars at the drop of the hat is such good content. And the fact she’s actually amazing at singing makes it all the better.

>>68510939
>>68510960
no....

>>68511083
Its more like a mystery/intrigue with a little time travel/fantasy anime (at least so far)

>>68511111
Checked

>>68511111
numbers of truth

>>68510859
if you cross the street from this thread and see catalog avenue, a 20 man car crash on fire.
otherwise comfy times 'ere

>>68509634

>>68511111
Checked and based

>>68511111

Clara really been putting in those hours

>>68511047
The Internet.

>>68511111
witnessed

These are much better

https://www.audio-technica.com/en-us/headphones/type/wireless/ath-s220bt

>>68510758
You know she wants to cut loose with some slurs, you can tear it in her tone

why do all rabbit chuubas act like gremlins

>started playing OW2 again because of Saya and Yuu
>having FUN
wtf it's way more relaxing than league

Uruka's chest is so big. what happened!?

>>68511349
>league
dipshit

>>68510633
Of course not

>>68511378
always has been

>tune into Clara's stream
>she's speaking 80% English
>chat looks like this

>>68511378
pregnancy

>>68511349
>league
See now there’s your problem

When did so many capipis become furries?

>>68511378
cubs.

all me

>>68511111
My eyes can't stop being guided to where the white meets the black
Her outfit is such sex

>>68511453
>now

>>68511453
Yeah, isn't it great?

Which other Phase girl besides Panko would try inhalants?

>>68511453
Problem?

>>68511514
pippa has 100% huffed petrol in the past

I love how every other clara sentence leads into one of the billion random songs she's ready to start singing at the drop of a hat.
It's like musical Tourette syndrome, adorable.

>>68511514
Rie.

I'm looking forward to the Clara shitters fucking off next week

>>68511476
I’ve always been a furry

>>68511349
OW2 is shit but playing League is torturous, so I can understand why you feel that way. Eating moldy bread is better for you then eating razorblades.

>>68511583
Kiss my black ass

>>68511476
What do you mean "when"?

>>68511349
It's always been extremely fun as a straight up videogame, that's why it keeps disappointing people. Same with Halo.

>>68511570
You aren’t the only one who feels this way apparently >>68511111

>>68511543
That explains a lot

I look forward to posting here for many long years over the course of Clara's fruitful career.

>Over 3 hours with Clara
Bliss.
I love Phase Cnoect

>>68511583
>hatred for pippa
>now hatred for clara
Just admit you're a bunnyphobe.

>>68511583
I’ll still be around faggot, just to annoy you in particular

I hope she does ASMR, I'd take her for a spin

I'm glad JP branch seems to be doing pretty well.

>>68511349
i loved Roadhog and Hanzo and all the fun has been taken out of those guys long ago...

>>68511722
Jerrotic

uoh

>>68511722
Ok, now make her a furry

>>68511617
>>68511697
Dance for me, monkeys

>>68511722
IMAGINE

>>68511798

>>68511723
>I love inting on my own and occasionally getting ez oneshots
Based devs

>>68511791

>>68511791

>>68511798

>>68511453
>tune into Clara's stream
>she's speaking 80% English
>chat looks like this

>>68511919
Hey I remember this one

>>68511919
Chat looks like a numbernigger? That really is grim.

Bell jumpscare.

>>68511349
decided to leave the torture dungeon and sit in the regular dungeon

>>68511722
>>68511778
Why is her bum so big?

>>68511798
>>68511969
Has Clara mentioned anything about Rimworld yet? I really wanna see more Rimworld streams!

>>68511863
i assume you're talking about Hanzo since Roadhog was pretty good, half the cast was more of a troll pick than Hanzo, he was a good character, just a bit hard to play well and not good on every map

I caught up on this VOD from yesterday, Listening to women still hurts my head but I come back for more. Tenma's "you see a twink I see an opportunity" is such a mood. Stop the femboy shit get them on the tren and hitting the gym asap.

Going to curl up in bed and watch some animes u_u

>>68512223
Not yet but she'll play it for sure

>>68511349
it won't last

>>68512335
There's no way it can be worse than league.

>>68511349
Play a real shooter like halo infinite

>>68512273
nini

>>68512225
I mean technically. None of the characters were troll picks it's just that everyone sucked at the game compared to now.
In practice the average Hanzo/Hog playstyle was flank randomly to get a Scatter/Hook 1.0 oneshot, most likely whiff, get caught out and die.
Terrible to play with and against, especially before RQ when you just know they would never switch, fill or turn on voice.

>>68512359
didn't say it was

How long until the other Japs get pissy and complain to fish man about Clara steaming in English

>>68511476

Did anyone pick up that STAR woman Lumi has been given the age 33? 33...

>>68512451
Hags are in demand

>>68510694
why the fuck didn't we get webm sound when other boards started to enable it, then?

>>68512427
You care about this more than them

>>68512482
its only /gif/ and /wsg/ anon...

>>68512488
what are they plotting?

>>68512482
Because it's cringe

>>68512427
steam?

>>68512470
It's not just a hag age...the 33rd degree...

>>68512390
thanks airi poster

Online college, which school is best and should I go with in state or out of state?

>>68512451
Pippa's age is 3.3.
Her birthday is March 3 (3/3).
Her weight is 3. No unit even given, just 3.

clara sounds real old

>>68512648
She's actually 3.33

>>68512651
She's perfect

>>68512581
she's a jew not a freemason

>>68512633
>online college
why even "go" to college then? Unless you go to a globally known famous college it doesnt matter, just go to a local or community college.

>>68512697
freemasonry is jewish mysticism for the gentiles

>>68512672
I can't believe Pippa's a hag now.

>>68512402
i was always playing with 3 or 4 friends so that helped getting good results, like coordinating a zarya bubble on Roadhog and her ult with Hanzo
>most likely whiff
it was not that hard to land the hook and scatter though, back when the hook wouldn't break...

>>68512488
was martin always in the back there?

>>68512633
This is not the right place to be asking those kinds of questions.

>>68512703
I'd like to attend the University of Washington.

>>68512816
Ok, so whats stopping you?

>>68512809
we need a yap collab of lumi, runie, + another

Sex is gross.

>>68512880
Not having a clear idea of what I should major in

>I missed the first hour and half of clara
>so clara added an extra 2 hours to her stream
Thanks Clara!

>>68512938
What kind of job do you want?

>>68513038
Something cool that I won't ever get bored of and that requires hardly any math.

Lumi's new song is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjiQX74gqpk

>>68512938
Major in learning a trade instead of thousands of student debt

>>68513117

>>68512935
So is kissing boys, now get on your back, I wanna lock lips while I sodomize your boyhole

>not even 1 dead hour
wtf i hate pcg now

>>68513117
Become a l*wyer

>>68513169

>>68513117
Luckily most jobs dont need hard math. But its clear you dont have a specific job in mind, what about an industry?

>>68513156
I fucking hate eggs, unless it's used as an ingredient in baking.

>>68512935
Stupid Liker. Reverse psychology isn't real, so stop that.

>>68513169
nty, I'm straight

>>68513180
>people thought it was "dead hours" because no streams
>its actually "dead hours" because nobody is around

>>68513225
egg and bacon sandwiches are top tier

>>68513225
Imagine being this much of a gainlet

>>68513241
me too, I'm just a deeply closeted man

APPOLOGIZE!
how do I hide the mousepads?

>>68513293
Keep them sealed and never use them? That's what I do with my Luna one

>>68513293
have you tried living alone

>>68513241
Really?
Since when?

Cow found in Clara's chat

>>68513341
Since like... forever.

>>68509768
Based.

>>68513367
And you're... male correct?

>>68513417
Yup.

>>68513417
>can't even tell our Likers apart
ngmi

>>68513425
Straight male who thinks sex is gross.

Imagine the smell

>>68513457
Yes.
Sex is gay.

>>68513425
I'm not buying it, your wardrobe must be full of cute dresses and frilly panties

>>68513442
There's at least 2 of us

>how do I not get blown up by the bombs
>AAAH

>>68512651
I'm like 6 years younger than her and I would fucking put my babies inside her.

did remi move her streams back? it doesn't match the schedule

>>68513471
>Liker became so gay and sex crazed he wrapped around to becoming this
Ah, I see! Fair enough I guess, carry on.

>>68512763
marten's everywhere

I don't get how Lia's fans are gay.

>>68513583
>the schedule
This scuffed thing? She tweeted some changed don't remember the specifics I just updated my spreadsheet

>>68513652
its just gayfabe anon

>>68513656
is she nakies?

>>68513652
They fuck me

I HATE FUCKING LIGGERS

>>68513652
I fuck them.

i feel like clara's infiltration of great nippon is compromised

>>68513652
the gay erping peaked in late 2022ish, you had to have been there to really get it

>>68513227
Healthcare
(Drug manufacturers)
(Diagnostics & research)
(Medical distrubution)

Defence
(Lockheed Martin)
(Northrop Grumman)

Clara definitely was born the same year as me and we should get married

>>68513652
Me either, especially when its airi with the confirmed femboy with a nice cock in her audience.

>>68513675
Always

>>68513652
How?
By engaging in gay thoughts and actions.

>>68513722
I was there, one of them tried to fuck me

>>68513722
I was there, I tried to fuck one of them.

>>68513747
I mean I don't get how Lia ended up with the gays

I think Clara might suck at computer

>>68513804
it started because one guy was aggressively gay while lia was still small
then as she got more popular they took that on as a joke, spurred on by lia being a fujo
then it stopped being a joke

>>68513804
Likers /here/ have been on the internet for so long and called a faggot in so many forms, they have assimilated it into their identity.

>>68513804
Dont worry, she is confused by it as well

>>68513675
The more she showers, the less she wears

>>68513888
Does she shower at all? I've never seen her in a shower.

>>68513804
This >>68513847 but even before this they were encouraging dickposting here and letting the rest of us blame it on femanons.
By the way, I never said anything at the time because I wasn't a Liker so it wasn't my place, but I knew he'd go schizo from day 1. There is no such thing as a good attentionwhore.

>>68513804
Lia encouraged it as a joke, than it got out of hand. I remember them raiding Ashelia in Dark Souls just to get backstabbed/pegged

Phase even has Walmart lunaitos, insane

>>68513979
>I became a liker too late to play through a souls game with Lia
man...

>>68513804
By streaming content appealing to gays.
Combine

-K-pop
-Boy talk & boy centric gaming
-Sass & drama

And boom. Strong core of chemically gay zoomers and prison gay GenY.

She made streaming genshin and gushing about twinks her Real Fans Only content during a critical period of her career. As a result she selected for people who both liked twink talk and didn't mind Genshin and the overlap between these two is 97% fruity.

In short: They're gay because she needed them to be.
In fact.
They're tay cause she asked them to be.

>>68509388
Did she smash her keyboard?

I wish for another 6 hours Memory session, but I know it's not going to happen.

>>68513804
It's beyond help at this point. I'd feel bad for her but it is funny as fuck

>>68514032
Accurate. This is why I stayed a leaguemate.

>>68514081
She's really bad at not pretending she doesn't enjoy it.

>>68514081
She's really bad at pretending she doesn't enjoy it.

>>68514123
>>68514173

>>68514123
This is where I'd post a panko reaction image if I had one

>>68514190
Can't even find panko images? Grim...

>>68514190
>>68514188
Please. I fixed it. ;_;

>>68513943
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZUjLfvUL3kM
Also she just now showered twice in one week because of angelmom

>>68514123
don't be so negative anon

100% certain about my choice

Yeah, I'm a liker, and SHOCKER I'm straight, yeah I know, we exist, get used to it.

Why does Memory seem to have her own JOP fanbase? I don't recognize most of these chatters from Loki and Yuu's streams. Was she well known in a past life or something?

are they former fandead?

Does Memory have a base yet in Palworld?

planets

Can't believe unicorn chads are so back after the Fillian Collab last night.

>>68514298
>distrubution

>>68514350
STFU bitch

>>68514346
What happened, they proclaimed their virginity together and chat?

>>68514380
Make me.
You won't do shit.

>>68514321
>read anon's shitty bait post
>take a look at her chat
>recognise literally every name in chat from the other girls
Learn how to read runes anon

>>68514396
Yes.

>>68514396
>they proclaimed their virginity together and chat?
literally yes

>>68514409
No shit I can't do shit, we're online and not face to face.

Why hasn't Pippa posted any of the $420 ai lewds yet

>>68514198
Lisa gives handjobs for weed backstage.

>>68514441
Excuses.

>>68514346

>>68514472
What am I supposed to fucking do, hack you? Sorry bitch, I have no fucking idea how to do that.

>>68514507
I knew you wouldn't do shit.

It should be illegal for children to have access to the internet

Pippa....
https://youtu.be/yWPLsJvJ7iw?

>>68514532
The best I've got is trying to emotionally and mentally abusing you.

So, is the lemon going to do it? I kinda hope she does

>>68514625
>it
I'm male, and yes.

>>68514575
I would have been so successful if I never saw goatse at the age of 8

>>68514625 (Me)
I am the special needs

>>68513804
>>68514081
umm it's ironic faggotry

Nothing to do...

>>68514657
Saya should graduate.

>>68514675
Go jerk off

>>68514702
I have blisters on my hands from being too much of a coomer.

>>68514675
I bet you're good looking, please DWAI.

>>68514700
No, she should just stream more than 3 hours a week and stop having tech issues

>>68514321
Do your reps anon. A lot of them a the same chatters. but yes, some of them also watch memory exclusively.

>>68514716
How do you get blisters on your hands before hurting your dick?

>>68514668
Yeah sure just like how I ironically sucked a dick in the nightclub bathroom

Pippa leg locking me

>>68514716
Use your mouth.

>>68514740
Did you know that when you snap your fingers, sound is produced before the action is completed?

>>68514740
You would know the skin on your dick chafes first, wouldn't you.

>>68514716
Why are likers like this?

>>68514781
It's softer skin, of course it chafes first.

>>68514625
>>68514657
>is overlap connect going to overlap?
yes? what kind of stupid question is that

Do I make fish and chips or just eat a block of cheese and some tuna out of a can? Nonstop streams since JP debuts is wearing me down, might have to start skipping some soon

>>68514746
Scoff while you jerk him.
Roll your eyes in exasperation while taking his shaft to the hilt.
Comment sarcastically after swallowing his seed.

>>68514857
Make proper food nigga. Fish and chips is like one of the few good things you guys have.

>>68514396
>>68514346
Timestamp?

Is it worth going to Offkai? I'd have to fly out and get a hotel.

>>68514918
Why are you asking us?

Playing PalWorld with a controller looks like hell.

>>68514918
You could have sex with a vtuber if you go.

>>68514981
nta but irl they probably wouldn't meet my standards.

Waiting for advice

>>68514918
I considered it until I remembered I would have to not only be around people but Americans and not only Americans but Americans that like VTubers and after thinking about that I decided I would sooner kill myself

>>68514961
its kinda comfy playing from bed though

I slept through Natsumi, sad...

>>68514436
I can't believe pippa is saving herself for me. Our first time will be wonderful.

nini, luv Airi!

>>68514918
I had a really good time last time you don't really notice how much you miss feeling like a person until you talk to people about something you don't need to pretend to care about in person.
Surprising number of surprisingly cute girls too.

>>68515014
Standards?

>>68515098
Looks wise

>>68515096
Define cute

>>68515089
sleep well, lil pon

>>68515089
Nini lil Pon, sleep well and be comfy

>>68514918
Do we even know whether Fish is planning for Offkai to be the main Phase con this year?

>>68515121
Neotenous. Slim. Soft spoken & cordial with unvarnished enthusiasm.

Speaking of cute!

Bunch of fun streams tomorrow, I'm going to get no work done
>Lia & Lumi Handcams
>Muyu, Pico & Memory Karaokes
>Yuu Overwatch
>Ultraman lecture from Shiina
>Saya Birthday
>Probably more New Vegas from Lumi

Can't believe it's almost gfe day

>>68515323
Lia's doing a handcam?

Stale bait.

New Thread:

>>68515511
>>68515511
>>68515511

>>68515401
The becoming Mexican one

>>68515528
It's a miracle

>>68515563
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