/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This thread will be a wild ride after the announcement. Let's be comfy until then and be kind.

>>68426342
This is true, although mother may not be the best example for them, since they do watch sex scenes together, but a lot of people don't consider their embarrassment with it being in front of the ruffians when they say stuff like "lol they play eroge and are embarrassed of THIS?"
The things you enjoy in your own privacy and the things you're comfortable with sharing in front of other people are not always the same.
Still, it's pretty hot that they look at porn together. I'm firmly on team light incest. Never full blown sex, but some touching, kissing and masturbating together probably happened.
>cross posting
This is important, ok.

>>68426706
>Announcement
Wut? I've been sick and dead to the world for 2 days. What happened yesterday?

i love fuwawa

>>68426757
Pero was found dead

>>68426757
fuwawa fucking reset the playstation

>>68426706
"ruffians we fixed the heater!"

>>68426706
not announcement
"interesting information"

>>68426757
They said they'd have a surprise for us in today's fwmc morning. Fuwawa is announcing her pregnancy with my child.

>>68426787
>Wuffians, we managed to avoid freezing!

>>68426757
They teased something for today's morning show. It could be nothing it could be life changing but either way it will awaken at least one schizo

>>68426821
I'm the sperm who lost the race

>>68426821
I will cry tears of joy if they finally will have puppies. She'd update us every fwmc morning on the pregnancy , I hope it goes well

>They went through so many twitter posts congratulating them for their birthdays
>Liked incredibly simple ones and ones that were near my tweets
>But I didn't get a single like
How am I supposed to not schizo about this

Bedroom CQC with FuwaMoco

>>68426968
By understanding that the world doesn't revolve around you, but me.

>>68426735
You know they could have just had an akward reaction to it because of the fact that there'sa ton of incest porn out tgere about them and people lewdpost stupid shit like that frequently, right?

>>68426968
does your tweets have the word fuwamoco in it?

Wuffians don't get too excited. It's just information not an Announcement..

>>68427019
proof?

WUFFIANS!
RAFFEANS!

>>68427032
Yes, used the fuwamoco tag and their bday tag on them like almost everyone else

>>68427067
MOCOCO I LOVE YOU

>>68426968
Accepting you are nothing to them and reshaping your view so that you are a ruffian in a sea of ruffians. Nothing more, nothing less. One day you might randomly be the ruffian whose snout she buries deep into her for pleasure but with so many, that's unlikely. When one of us make her cum, we all do

>>68427054
Yes, my loves.

>>68427093
#fuwamoco ?

>>68427054
Mococo you should have used better wording then, you know we are autistic

>>68426968
By understanding that many twats didn’t get shit. The guy that made three letters for the twins didn’t receive shit. Be happy, enjoy wives, stop complaining, get hard.

>>68427120
Yes that one

>End MGS2 after only 3 hours
>No final part this week
>No streams tonight
I'm going to menhera. Also despite everything they did see, there are still a good handful of crazy Colonel calls they didn't see last night.

>>68426968
Very easy if you actually send the messages to make their day brighter, not yours. I didn't check to see if any of the ones they liked were near mine, but if they were, that means they definitely saw mine, and that would make me happy.

>>68427165
They hate purityschizo though so it's not surprising. No like for ME on the other hand, must be a mistake

>>68427165
Itta's VA video didn't get noticed by them either lmao.

>>68427019
No, they're not new to the internet, they knew this would happen before they even auditioned. They like incest porn themselves, they understand the appeal.

>>68427274
JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL THIS FUWAMOCO MORNING
MY WIFE ALREADY SAID SHE'S ANNOUNCING SOMETHING AND CONTEXT SAYS IT'S GONNA BE ME

>>68427274
Be prepared when that's the surprise today. I've got a wall of text drafted and a SC prepped and ready to send.

>>68426821
You're a girl Mococo, you can't get your sister pregnant

>>68427274
That one is likely waiting for management's approval. If us singing their own song took days to be aired, imagine a paid video commissioned by a fan from an unrelated VA. Must need all sorts of internal permissions.
Hope I'm wrong, I detest cameos.

>>68427334
Based.

>>68427067
Is it bad that I just need to see these two images and the related text to make me hear it in my head and smile?

>>68427360
They aren't allowed to say anything in MGS from perms. They can't possibly show a cameo .
Also rrat: they intentionally delayed beating MGS2 last night because they love Itta very much and not you. They want to keep it relevant while they fight harder then ever before to get the rights to show the $100 he spent on them fur attention

>>68427360
not only that, the VA also using the possibly trademarked phrase that even they don't dare to utter

>>68427530
better rrat: mane-chan doesn't want to work overtime to filter supa so she cut the stream short

>>68427274
Nice jinx

>>68427587
The new normal...

>>68427530
They love me too, sorry.

Does any ruffian seriously have any doubt that they love you? They love us too much if anything. I always interpret people having doubts as greedy retards who are not satisfied with a pure idol love and don't even acknowledge that.

>>68427587
>Filter SC
What the flying fuck happened last night?

>>68427874
Sure, but romantically, they love me specifically because I'm actually their husband.

>>68427874
It's just bored idiots fishing for replies, mark

You all don’t get it but I’m the most loved ruffian, when they smile, who do you think they are thinking of? ME! When they receive a 500$ supa, they are thinking that donation is from ME! Every time Fuwawa giggles she thinks of ME! So yeah get on my level losers. Because I am the most loved ruffian…

>>68427885
Check the new addition to the stream description too

>>68427916
My name isn't Mark

rratFUWAMOCO had somewhere they needed to go last night, so they ended MGS2 stream early. The posted their post stream tweet, went out, and when they came back RT'd fanart and replied to people

>>68427987
Why the fuck are people so retarded? What SC bullshit caused this in the last day or two? Or are we really getting punished for all the SC on their birthdays?

>>68427987
There has never been a better time to use SC money to sekuhara FWMC's mane-chan

Sorry bros but Mococo is mine you can have Fuwawa

>>68428133
Probably the fags who deploy pinks at the last possible second just as they’re getting ready to end their readings.

>>68427987
People are focusing on the mane chan part, but I wonder if they're gearing towards not keeping a backlog. It doesn't say anywhere here that the ones they may not read will be read at a later date, and they almost skipped the FWMC morning ones last stream. Not that it would make much of a difference in practice, people would just stop sending on FWMC Morning.

>>68428133
They are just formally stating the policy change from months ago.

>>68428133
No way. Mococo was baiting for more to be sent at the end of her stream as an excuse to stay longer.

>>68428089
Either that or homework. They said they slept all day, with how busy they always are, wouldnt surprise me if they made the decision to make the stream shorter than they first hoped so they could still get homework done.

>>68428167
If Pero is nasty would they really use a Pero pillow?

They’re in Japan btw.

>>68428133
Probably for transparency sake. Imagine a new ruffian that comes, donates a red, say stupid shit, gets skipped and complains in the comments or Twitter. That disclaimer is for any new ruffian that wonders why their stupid donation got skipped.

>>68428133
Nothing changed, this is the same policy they've been operating since the price hike on Mario Wonder. The Mane-chan part was probably just added so people stop sending follow-up superchats whenever they get skipped entirely or partially. If it's stated there that Mane-chan is responsible, regardless of how true it is, arguing is futile.

ARSbro…

>>68428352
but i wanna argue with mane-chan now

>>68428345
or worse, new ruffians who are not aware of the pink/red supa rule and ends up disappointed when their sc gets ignored
I think it's just a good thing to write somewhere

>>68428412
new ruffians doesn't even read rule #3, why would they read the rule below that

>>68428294
That would be cool, but I find it unlikely just due to their streaming schedules. Would need at least a couple of days off to set everything up. They took months to revert an audio volume issue, they wouldn't be streaming on their usual setup hours after a 12 hour flight.

>>68428294
I'm inside Fuwawa btw.

I don’t read the descriptions at all.

>>68428440
What rules?

>>68428089
Didn't they join Bijou's Twitter space as soon as the stream ended? It seems they just wanted to get in on that.

>>68428412
Agreed. Should be translated to japanese too. I think to this date they did not explicitly state the rule change in japanese. Imagine there's some jp ruffian feeling sad thinking they're skipping his supas because they think he's fat and gay, kek.

>>68428531
Oh really? I guess I missed out on that

>>68428531
Yeah, but they only stayed there for less than 10 minutes.

>>68428513
Not you too!

>>68428534
>because they think he's fat
If only he knew…

>>68428531
Can’t blame them. Biboo looks very huggable and fuckable. Maybe the wanted to get something done. Regardless last night was great so I’m fine with waiting.

>>68428294
They're still in New York

>Open Twitter
>All the Japanese artists I’m following moving over to Bluesky
Made an account there just in case the talents do too, assuming they haven’t already.

>>68428440
Read...?

SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX SEEX SEX SEEEEX SEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEX SEEEX SEEEEX SEX SEEX

>>68428696
Aptly put.

HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS HEADPATS

It really was great. It was only surprising because of the inconsistency with other MGS streams and this timeslot, but the stream itself was great, and I personally even prefer this duration over 7 hours streams.
Couldn't the reason even be something related to permissions? Guilty Gear permissions require you to schedule your stream with Arc System Works, so you say which day and time it'll happen for them to give the OK. If Konami is anything remotely similar, even just as far as "how many streams do you want?", it's possible they already scheduled the last one because they didn't think they could beat it. In which case, the cutoff point was far better than if we only had like one fight to go for the last stream.

>>68428644
Why are they moving? I've never heard of this site until last night.

>>68428644
heh, my MMD R18 artist won't even move there because bsky dun want no porn
>dude posted step by step on how to see R18 post in bsky
what the fuck

>>68428644
I saw them moving to another one like two months ago, made an account and now they all abandoned it. If the companies hiring them don't move, it'll be short lived like every other twitter killer.

>>68428632
Yeah they are doing something together.
>Biboo is on a quest
>FuwaMoco is on a quest
They are on a journey to destroy the One Ring, by casting it into the fires of Mount Doom.

>>68428787
Not really moving, most are just casual "hey I made an account and here's my handle in case youre interested"

>>68428825
Do they rape the cunny during this quest? They should.

>>68428825
Why don't they have Nerissa tell the jailbirds to fly it to mount doom?

Precum is out

>>68428825
It is odd how FuwaMoco have talked about going on a quest 2 times already. I first I thought it was them alluding to finding a new place to live, but now that Biboo is using that term I don't know what to think.

>>68428952
I'm telling you, they're all in Japan.

>>68428981
All in Japan, having sex with each other...

>>68429022

>>68428952
It's the japan ark for 5th fes stuff probably drawing shit in the walls of hololive expo

>>68428952
Maybe the announcement has something to do with that? It is kinda suspicious that both of them referred to it as quest. There is something going on, I can feel it

What would they be doing in Japan that they couldn't do from their homes? Expo tours are remote, 3D is announced in advance, and with Biboo being back this Friday, there's not enough time for the reps and recordings, starsEN are having their 3D debuts and they've been there for a month now, and will stay until the end of March.

>>68429162
>What would they be doing in Japan
Not sure about FWMC but Biboo is 100% there and alluded to it during his space last night.

>>68428952
I wanted it to be about them moving, just because they deserve better than a single room cramped apartment. Don't get me wrong though, they should still share a room and a bunk bed, but it'd be nice if they didn't have to worry about neighbor complaints or having the space to do work related things.

Use me, Fuwa-chan.

>>68429162
Fuwawa scheduled a yobai party for the extra special holomems and they don't want to rest of Advent to know they were snubbed.

>>68429198
Didn't cygames specifically request her for Granblue? Could be something related to that. It would be amazing for her, really cool opportunity.

prechat is NOT up

>>68429212
Yeah, just enough space for a soundproof booth to stream from would be fantastic for them. Doesn't have to be a fancy house, just not cramped.

>>68429162
3d is announced when the shit is ready, they will announce the dates when 70% of the stuff is ready

>>68429162
Sexo with holohags
ESPECIALLY Polka

>>68429437
Yes for regular debuts, but this timing would mean 3D at holofes, which they announce in advance even if the talent doesn't officially have 3D at the time.

>>68427912
I made this post

>>68429246
I've always wondered
how does it sound like?
I want to find out

>>68428556
They could've learned about the incognito mode for spaces and switched to that

>>68429342
>House
Real issue with that is I don't think that's a reasonable option for two dogs with no license who rely on public transport in the Northwest Passage.

>>68429246

>>68429642
Well, I wouldn't know anything about that, but I did hear housing in general is awful there.

>>68428825
I hope they read LotR for MamaPuppy some day...

>>68429632
They were in chat too, it's not like people only know because of the list of listeners.
Fuwawa had a massive boner when she started to think about Biboo streaming from the bath

>>68429796
There's a fucking chat for twitter spaces?

>>68429702
did the dude rigs pero like that? kek

Is it true that Fuwawa regularly feeds Moco-chan her breastmilk?

I wasn't the only one who read bautistic just now, right?

>>68429796
I need a Moco-chan bath stream...

>>68429840
Biboo used her open chat on YT.

>>68429545
All of other EN members got their 3d showcase late because of covid and the fact that the new studio was in construction or no even in contruction when they debuted, if they want a new concert this year 3d showcase need to be fast. For context holox 3d was 7 months after the debut.

>>68429840
they used biboo's freechat youtube "stream"

>>68429840
Yeah, anon, they use a waiting room on YouTube for chat, did you seriously miss out on talking to FWMC on their first two spaces? They forgot to set one up for the third.

>>68429857
bautistic ruffians

>>68429889
Sure, I don't think it's impossible to be happening this soon or anything, I just think the signs don't show it yet. A week in Japan isn't enough time. Especially a week where they'll stream normally. If they go now and stay there for a month, sure, but then Biboo's trip was just a coincidence.

how do you pronounce mococo

>>68429765
We need to make it a sub/member goal so they can finally do a watchalong.
I WILL make them do their reps!

>>68430012
mah cocoa

>>68429726
Depends where you live, ontario home prices are retarded, BC home prices are also retarded, Alberta home prices aren't insane but they're getting there because of the mass exodus from out east and BC.
The only really cheap places to live are in Saskatchewan, which is flat prairie with nothing much to do unless you own land, toys/guns, and then most of the east coast is cheap cause lol no jobs.

>>68429884
>>68429905
Is there a log of what they said there? Tried checking the usual place but either it's not working or I'm doing something wrong
>>68429913
I know that they used youtube chat for spaces but I didn't know biboo did it too

>>68430012
muhcoco

>>68430012
(my)cocoeh

>>68430047
People screenshotted their replies, yeah, check the previous threads

uuoohhh

>>68430251

>>68430251

Fuwawa’s must be coated with a barrier of sweat from every game she has seen Moco-chan play until now.

This DB autist in the chat

30 minutes to fireworks! (no pup talk this week, just straight talk from Mococo)

>>68430788
esto es el fin grande yagoo

>>68428895
They're taking the Doggoes to Isengard!

Don't look at the latest tweet on the fwmcmorning tag. I know it's one of you faggots

>>68430895
I don't get it.

>>68430895
did you mean the ESR or Hunoa

>>68430895
and we're supposed to be angry why

Something festers in the heart of Middle Earth.

>>68431052
IT'S PEANUT BAUTTER JELLY TIME

>>68430833
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>68430895
What are you even talking about? The frog?

>>68430833
>filename
kek, baused

Enjoy the morning show for me, I'll have to watch the vod this afternoon.

>>68431255
Ojisan, you can stay awake...

>>68428644
Icomochi and Pochi got banned withing 24 hours. Nip artists aren't going to stay there when they are getting banned for posting art with slight cleavage.

>>68431255
I'll schizo post about the announcement for you don't worry

>>68429246
Fuwawa you're a hag, you want to get raped

Are you ready for the probably not so huge announcement ruffian?

I hope the announcement isn't something that would make an insane schizo leave because then I would have picked a fucking terrible time to take a break

>>68431435
no i'll be nervous like with the cloudy feelings stream

>>68431435
i haven't caught up to mgs2 vod yet, so no idea why people are so ominous about it

>>68431496
it's pure menhera posting, there was literally nothing ominous about the way they said it

>>68431435
Starting to think it might have to do with that lantern event in taiwan

>>68431277
Stuck at work on an earlier shift now so no more Fuwamoco mornings
>>68431297
Thanks

>>68431550
that wouldn't be a surprise announcement

They're announcing that Pero is nasty

>>68431285
wow you're not joking
https://bsky.app/profile/icomochi.bsky.social

>fwmc info session
What do they mean by this?

please no cameo please no cameo please no cameo anything but the cameo

The information is going to be THAT.

i want fuwawa to play yandere games on stream like azki

>>68431726
It will be a cameo for davinki

>>68430833
>>68431062
Pero is growing stronger...

>>68431804
I hate them but I would probably die laughing if they picked that over david hayter

>>68428167

>>68430251
when was this?

Why do people love Hayter's performance so much? He's a shit actor. He's a pretty good writer, though. Better than Kojima.

>>68431586
Welcome to my world.
>Stream starts 8pm cst
>Wake up for work at 4am cst
>Work through every FWMC morning
>Only able to catch the first half of streams that go over two hours
Life is suffering.

>>68431875
immediately after the MGS stream

The information is FWMC REAL

back in a week

>>68431896
Damn that really does suck

>>68431892
He suited the role well, in a well liked series, and had few other major roles. So for many that was the voice of snake

>>68431937
bau bau

>>68431925

>>68431846
Never forget

>>68431726
insider here: mamapuppy says they can only watch cameos after they finish the entire series including survive

Jesus. I see the BAU BAU NAU tweet, see a Ruffian post something and within seconds they receive 20+ likes. The fuck.

>>68431954
Him being the voice of Snake is an objective truth. Paying him to give FWMC happy birthday implies a lot more than "he's the voice of this game series they just started playing because we begged a lot"

>>68431993
>metal gear acid streams
kino

>>68432030
baused

Good morning BAU BAU

>>68431937
baused

>>68431892
I still haven't forgiven for him being involved in the Watchmen movie, but his voice is iconic, he nailed playing an autistic superspy.

>>68431993
Which is the one where you can date Kaz on the beach?

>>68432100
peace walker

gojo should pay gojo to do a cameo

There they are... the voices have been silenced...

I hate when FuwaMoco try and talk about something being meaningful or w/e. We are here to watch you be a distraction from how shitty our world is, please don't remind us about it.

>>68426968
I saw people who put in way more effort, including singing songs like that Japanese guy, who didn't get shit.

>>68432140
does JP VA even got a way to comms them to do shit like that

The info is that FWMC Morning is a short format morning show

gook gook raffians

Quick, post your last second guesses about what the announcement is. My guess is a new song cover.

>>68431937
BAU BAU!

>>68432232
Maternity leave.

>>68432232
holofes

GOD DAMN PERO SIGHTING AGAIN HAEH?

The king's back

CUTE FUCK

PUT FAT FUCK BACK IN THE BOX

>kawaii pero
you love me ruffians. right?

NOT a puppy.

>>68432232
More chances to get limited merch

Don't believe his lies

they were doing so well not selecting his submissions

fwmc king returns

>>68432356
oh shit
>restock of our birthday merch, starting in 5 minutes!
would be kino

What brothers are they talking about

Sex with Pero

God I want to face fuck Pero so bad

Brothers? What the actual fuck are they talking about? I have watched every single episode live and I am baffled

>>68432392
Me

hmm normally they would say their announcement first

FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE
FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE
FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

I still have not listened to Rebellion

>>68430012
MOGOJYAAAAAAAAN

>>68432446
Pero made this post.

>>68432449
Oh no no no no, laugh at this dude.

Wow, you can get picked for FWMC scoop just by reporting on things they were already gonna talk about anyway.

>>68432446
Based and true. He doesn't deserve the way they treat him.

>>68432449
there was one pero sighting where there was a body stuffed in the closet

>>68432505
unless you're me, then they take every scoop and strip the name

Fuwawa's boobs sure are distracting this morning

>>68432232
Where did they mention an announcement?

>>68428644
>phone verification
>mastodon and misskey already does this with more features
damn the shilling on this is on overdrive

>>68432548

I DID IT FOR YOU RAFFIANS

rrat exterminated

They're dropping hints about 3D, it's coming in a few months. They are in Japan performing sexual favors for their senpai to expedite the process.

Mococo is pregnant with my child

>she thought of me while throwing things in the trash
What did she mean by this?

>>68432483
of course you didn't, FAT FUCK

They can afford to drink tea normally... They made it...

>Mococo quitting her poorfag habits
Oh no she's getting spoiled

>>68432512
Wait I remember that. But why are they now referring to that singular body as their "brothers" ?

Why does possibly this image exists on irasutoya?

We did it bros....
Mococo can finally afford fresh tea...

Wait...was that announcement...?

>threw the used teabags out
We did it Ruffians! They're not poor anymore!

>>68432649
isn't it an edit of rat king + tea

>>68432649
based irasutoya

Watch Mococo quitting rat king tea and her sneezes/allergy disappear.

you dont need to change yourself for us mococo...
fuck the complainers

>>68432649
*exist that was a really bad one, even for me...

OH FUCK HERE WE GO

my heart and penis won't survive the valentines

>>68432646
those brothers, as in the guy taking the photo and the body in the closet

ASMRbros...

>>68432345
>ruffians
This pero is an impostor

It's over

No sloppy bj asmr on valentines...

I don't particularly care for ASMR

OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THIS IS THE WORST NEWS

OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>68432684
oh yeah, I'm blind

they hate us
unsubbing + unmembering

This is smart of them to get ahead of it

they hate us

>>68432753
me neither, but it's fun to shitpost over it

oh no....
actually I want them to do it when they're comfortable so this is fine

They are spending the Valentine's with me

>>68432763
>>68432766
now kith

good

>>68432753
>I don't particularly care for my oshi taking care of me and being intimate with me
faggot

Not today...
Not tommorrow...

Them talking about Valentine's Day is turning me on for some reason.

>edging the ruffians about asmr

>>68432778
they are true business dogs

>Maybe not today
>And maybe not tomorrow
>But someday
>And for the rest of your life

I can't tell at all if they are serious or not with the way they say it

FUCKING DROPPED

I will still jerk off to the valentines stream

>no ASMR
THEY HATE US AIEEEEEEEEE
I understand

>>68432848
Remember, Ruffian, you're here forever

>more voicepack shilling
Greedy

>>68432693
That'd be hilarious

well i only wanted fuwawa asmr

They care about my wallet.

>>68432693
kek.

>"We were thinking about you"
>thinking about ME?

>no ASMR
It's ooohhver...

>>68432870
I know, but let me try to pretend I can drop them at least for a bit.

Christmas ASMR. You hear it first here folks.

>>68432693
kek
>>68432895
>they cancelled ASMR because you supa'd too much on their birthdays

There sure is a lot of merch. A LOT.

>>68432753
I hate ASMR, but if you'd call chunks of their Twitter Spaces ASMR I WANT ALL OF IT.
Hardcore shit like JOI, ear licking, and countdown shit can stay in the trash where it belongs though.

this is the info by the way

ads in my fwmc morning.. it's becoming unwatchable

I don't like this, it feels too calculated and shilly.

"IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF IT"
"WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU"

>Info session meant shilling session

>>68432950
more merch than (YOU)

>info session is tanaka's shopping TV

Why does Fuwawa sound so submissive and breedable? Is she doing it on purpose

Advertiser-san sure is cute today.

guess this type of shilling is normal but doesn't fit fwmc morning desu.

I'm going to attach that keychain to my AR-15 and nobody can stop me.

man they are such numberfags

>>68432895
If they don't think about how fucked shipping is then yeah they do

>Listen, we know you guys must be so drained as far as your wallets are concerned...
>But let's review every single piece of merch that's recently dropped to show you what you may or may not be missing out on.
>No pressure, Ruffians.

Tell Hololive to stop trying to charge me ~120 USD just to ship merch and maybe I'll get your shit.

>we know your wallet has been hurting
>so here is all the merch you need to buy!

is it normal to have 4 merch in the span of 1 week
my wallets...

>>68433028
You will NOT survive Valentines

LISTEN UP

>>68433028
You thought the yobai thing was joke?

<skip ads>

quick, post images to scare the advertisers

FuwaMoco commercials as part of the news... At least Mococo is making it funny.

>>68433059
shoulda used tenso ;)

>>68433092
sauce

eh, at least this way no one can say they didn't know about the merch if/when it sells out

>>68433058
>>68433064
kek

>>68433092

>tells is what merch to prioritize
>mentions everything
The dogs are expensive... I assume they started with Fuwawa to confirm she's the highest priority.

>>68433049
>AR-15
>too poor for a SCAR

I already bought both limiteds so this shilling just feels kinda cynical.

>maybe you have a best friend
haha...

>>68433137
they ordered it by priority

>>68433049
cute dogs wagging their tails while you shoot

>>68433153
Buy it again, paypig

Do you all not watch asakoyo? She shills merchs all the time.

>>68433064
Pay up Wuffian

reminder that both of their valentine badge has sold out

They are really shilling their merch really hard. Like really hard. Interesting that they are savvy business woman.

based dog peddlers

why is it a shill stream again

BUY BUY BUY BUY

this is going to be a long fwmcmorning

>>68433092

a 20 minute ad in a 20 minute morning show..
hope this isn't common it's disgusting desu

milk me dry fuwawa

>>68433143
SCAR is a shit meme. If you get it in 5.56, you're a retard there are better 5.56 platforms. If you get it in .308, enjoy your junked optics and you are definitely attaching delicate optics to it because that's why you have a .308 gun, you aren't running red dots on that shit.

It feels crazy to me how much merch has been put out by Advent. I sure as fuck don't remember Myth or Council going this hard at the start. Am I misremembering?

why are they shilling so hard. aren't fwmc at the top of EN sells?

>>68433191
Corporate dogs...

>>68433153
How do you think they became the highest earning ENs? They are calculating businesswomen.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

FOMO time!

>>68433124
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA....
Nest time at least use spoiler so I can mentally prepare myself.

good morning antis

I'll just get the birthday sets and anniversary from now on unless something else like a figurine pops out

Y-yes my wives...

>>68433227
RUFFIAN I CAN IT AIIIIEEEEEEE
also fuwawa's fuwawas are too small

They still try to shill the advent merch, it's not selling well.

Findomwawa...

i only want fuwawa to shill to me

next up mococo pup talk.
>ruffians cheer up
>when things are down look at your wallet and buy my keychain
>you can do it!
>BAU BAU

oh so that's why it's limited stocks
no time

I think Fuwawa should bottle her sweat and sell it to me.

>>68433191
no one here watches streams. fuwamoco shill their own merch all the time, too. anyone "complaining" is either a newfag or a literal tourist

>buy 30 sets
yes dear...

reminder

>>68433104
I used Japan Rabbit for the plushies, I've had good experiences with them for preorders, Buyee/Tenso I use only for stuff in stock (if the site is integrated with them) or Yahoo auctions.

I skipped this FUWAMOCO morning

SATAN

>>68433329
My wife deserves it.

so they really do only love paypigs deep down.
i get it, good to know.

THEY ARE LYING THERE WAS A SEA OF FEEDBACK I CHECKED AND I WAS ONE OF THEM WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT LITERALLY ALL IN THEIR MIND

>haven't seen much feedback on the voice packs
confirmed they are not /here/

I put my review on twitter...

>>68433227
This one is actually kinda cute, nice clean lineart and colors.

>limited digital goods
I hate THOSE people so much

>we haven't seen your thoughts
bloody hell women i did use the hashtag what're you talking about!

omg how long is this wtf even

I just dont really see the point, I mean if you are someone who wants to buy these merch you probably have already bought them

I'm finally up early enough to catch a FWMC Morning, and it's just a crummy commercial?

>>68433333
checked

>I'm sure there are a lot of wuffians savings up for Valentines day

>WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU!
>BY REMINDING YOU WHAT YOU POSSIBLY MISSED OUT ON!

finally a fuwamoco stream i can skip

everyone watching this already bought all of this, what a waste of fucking time

>>68433422
There are always retarded puppies that always miss everything, please understand

>wuffians, be sure to drink your Ovaltine!

This shilling section is long as fuck.

Are Fuwawa's merch actually more expensive?

>shipping $150
No thanks, I'm good

Just don't buy anything if you are poor. They are entertainers and shilling this crap is how they make money.

Shipping prices to my country...

>>68433450
I'm watching and I only bought membership.

Be honest have you bought all of this stuff?

now i want art of fwmc shilling their merch like some crazy jp sales-person

I really want the taiwanese goods...

>>68433474
Your tenso reps, anon. Become japanese.

not gonna lie acrylic stands are kinda low effort trash and you might as well print the design on a piece of cardboard yourself. i wish they get actual 3D figures one day.

Jesas

dang those are plushies, FUCK

STEAL YOUR PARENTS CREDIT CARDS KIDS

>>68433450
uh oh Y-yeah...

>>68433487
I have bought none of this stuff, except voice packs

>>68433470
yes, unironically.
Even despite Moco's stand being more complex

>>68433487
no and I never will. this is gross to waste 20 minutes on shilling bullshit

>>68433487
no

the shilling is over 11 minutes so far......................

JESUS CHRIST HOW LONG THIS TV-SHOP AD LAST?!

>>68433487
I bought all of them....

>>68433422
>shill merch
>make more money
They have the metrics on this, they know more about how this business works than you do.

>>68433480
Holy FUCK, that is rough

>>68433457
kek

>can you compare our flavors to our senpai?
sex

>>68433480
Jesas

I DONT LIVE IN FUCKING TAIWAN AND NEITHER DOES MOST OF YOUR FANBASE

>>68433247
Cover has been going way harder on this type of cheap merch in the last couple years because that's where the real money is at

>ruffians when they're reminded that this is a business

>>68433487
I think I spent like 2000 on merchs alr.

is it really hard to have this on aliexpress or amazon so can get better shipping prices?

>>68433422
the same reason utuber always says PREASE LIEK AND SUBREK
it actually works

"Just ask a friend."
"Hey Jeremy, mind flying to Japan for me to buy some candy? Thanks bro."

>>68433540
I almost said something mean, but I remembered Mococo's birthday request. Don't disappoint them.

Taiwanbros pls help