/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Tell me chumbies, what is thou eateth for dindin, hmm?

>>68376146
gurass

Famitsu got review copies of Helldivers 2 before most other places. I wonder if Hololive will get perms?

>>68376197
But she poops from there?

>>68376258
not anymore she's not

Sex with a fembud.

im the emperor of /ggg/

>>68350089
SHE LOVES ME! She saw my post and wanted to make me happy. :3

>>68377333
*rape*

>>68377333
onahole

>>68377333
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
Gura if you’re reading this, please start a cult. I have nothing else to live for. You can be L and I will be Light.

>>68374468
Do you know if it's possible to breed Alphas? Can Gura breed an army of huge dinos?

>>68378493
Cults are too much work.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I hope Gura's knee is fine...

>>68378493
>>68378994

gura should shred my dick

Would it be based if Gura shamelessly started belching on her streams?

Gurass

>>68379568
Well there's a couple possibilities:
1) She went to the doctor, everything really is fine. (Most probable.)
2) She went to the doctor, her knee is fucked but she doesn't want us to fuss and worry so she lied. (Unlikely since her profession is at stake.)
3) She didn't go to the doctor, she doesn't know how bad her knee is, and she's using her own denial to make us feel better. (Possible, but relatively unlikely.)

Whichever is true it's not like we can do anything about it, so just pick #1 and relax.

>>68380441
SNIFFFFFFF

imagine licking her bruise

Child

very c word today

MY wife

Wife soon?

I must leave (You) now chums, sleep calls for me
Oyasame

>>68383822
later bud

>>68383822
oyasame

>>68383822

>>68380048
It would be cute.

im gonna watch long vids of airplane takeoffs

>>68385741
how long could it take for an airplane to take off

>>68387170
long just means there are no cuts in the footage

>>68378690
unfortunately no, so if you want a pal with the perfect enough passives while also being an alpha, having the hp pool, you get to catch them and pray
shinies you can pass the lucky down, but not the size, kinda sucks

I'm so in love with this dumb little girl...

>>68384897
*touch*

if all of guras fans lobbied for gura to be a voice actor in the next elders scrolls, there's a chance it can happen

tiny throwback: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDfre_8Z7Y0 (loud)

On February 5, 2024, Gawr Gura made the decision to tease her upcoming lovenest with the chumbies.

The impact of this decision on my gooming pattern is negligible.

>>68387907
>Stoopid idiot
You tell him goop goop.

>>68385741
autistbud...

>>68387907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDkoqsrago4
After watching yours youtube offered me a follow up.

>>68385741
I've always wanted to go plane watching

God I love her so much.

Gura cute Gura cute!

My truck and my car are both having mechanical issues and I don't have time to fix them yet LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The members post and her valentines day plans mean a whole lot to me right now.

>>68390259
>The members post and her valentines day plans mean a whole lot to me right now.
Same. It's been so long since we had a big nice member post like that, feels really good.

Man, youtube comments are really taking a shit today.

>>68390752
what do you mean by that?

>>68390834

>>68390752
I noticed that too. Oldest comment I see is about 3 hours ago, so I guess it reset then.

>>68390977
aw, my comment got deleted then..

>>68391117
>>68391135
I don't think they're gone for good. I had a comment disappear from another video then pop back up.

>>68391282
so, should I just wait or leave another one?

>>68391282
She's also had member posts like this get comments wiped and they never come back though.

>>68360323
Depends person to person. Some pretend they love it, some actually get off to it, some pretend to hate it, some hate it.
Pretend to love it
>Watame, Chloe, La+, Towa, Fauna, Irys, Shiori
Actually loves it
>Okayu, Marine, Miko, Matsuri, Noel, Flare, Luna, Nene, Koyori, Fuwamoco, Moona, Risu, Iofi, Nerissa, Mio, Ollie, Reina, Lui, GURA
Pretends to hate it
>Pekora, Mio, Korone, Subaru, Shion, Fubuki, Iroha, Mumei, Bae, Zeta, Kaela
Actually hates it
>Suisei, Towa, La+, Mori, Kiara, Kronii, Mio, Ame, GURA
Head empty
>Ayame, Aqua, Biboo, Kobo, Anya,

>>68380467
She definitely picked 3 but it’s not denial it’s being a red blooded American. Even soft girls like gura are sturdier than the others

>>68391443
>Mio actually loves it, but she pretends to hate it, but actually hates it
???

>>68391683
Don't think about it too much bud, apart from a couple of people on that list he just made all those answers up.

>>68391443
Gura loves it and hates it? this brat..

>>68391443
Man I wish fauna would do ear kissing

>>68387573
I see, so it's either perfect stats or BEEG.

Nice what a slow thread. The member post must've had a very calming effect on everyone.

>70 posts
>page 10

>>68396064
>71 posts
>page 1

>>68391443
There's no way Kiara hates it, I don't believe you.

>>68394064
what streams do to chumspydbuds

>gura comes back
>nijisanji falls apart

How can goob have such devastating power?

Friendly reminder that Gura can gag: https://youtu.be/2k8LP0hKyr0?t=385

(i wonder if she knows what she is saying, either she verbally shitposts or she actually don't realize)

>>68396548
the Dinos stand behind her, her power is limitless!

>>68398789
Imagine the handies with those fists <3

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>68391443
It's better for me when they hate it T u T

>>68384897
>*Le touché*

https://files.catbox.moe/lrkfdj.jpg

>>68401093
Me specifically and Gura on valentines day.

>>68401180
Don't kid yourself, having sex with you would be like waving a fishing rod in grand canyon

>>68401256
Is not about the size of the rod, but how you wiggle it to trick a fish into sucking your dick

>>68401256
My worm is the perfect size for shark bait.

:3

>>68403148
Hi Gura

>>68391683
I took a call while typing it and didn’t realize I put her 3 times it’s supposed to be twice. She doesn’t like the extremely degenerate ones

>>68397422
She seems so different back then. Like she wants to engage with chat and talk about plans and things.

>>68405699
this Gura seems to be coming back

>>68405877
I hope so.

Gura has been so cute lately that I still feel energized. However I do have to report cunny reserves are down but manageable.

>>68406839
Gura being back has given me the motivation to stick with my weight loss. Down 11 pounds so far.

>>68407437
I'm proud of you repsbud

My daugther who's 10 watches Gura so I wanted to see what the other kids were saying about her and I found to this thread only to find out most of her fans are grown men with a porn addiction.

You're a bunch of sick pedo fucks who jerk off to the depiction of a child. You should be ashamed of yourselves

Gura likes finding your indecent fish photos

i can finally breed gura. Not her with me but ill take what i can get. I like that all the natural ones have the coward trait, pretty fitting.

>>68408576
there are not 4.43 million people here or other porn addicted pedos. Sure there are some but plenty just like Gura. Not hard to see why even children would like her. This is bait anyways probably since like 70% of her and really any vtubers audience are males.

>>68408823
>At a glance it appears full of confidence, but it is in fact weak and cowardly. Being toyed with by a Cattiva is in many ways the greatest of disgraces.
Cattiva was probably the perfect choice to slap Gura onto

>>68409420
PoopyDooDooBoy knew what they were doing. I kind of wish it was something more worth using but even that shows how clear of a fan are (just because she's not streaming doesnt mean she's not our oshi). I only wish this mod had both of these and i didnt have to pick one or the other. I wish the shiny ones were the cooler dino gura

>>68409200
>70% males
Anon it's at least 90%

>>68409615
it helps that it's a beginner pal you can get right away, pieces fell into place

will her stream be at the usual member time or public time?

>>68408576
The morning shift already?

>>68410066
sleep tight buddy

>>68410066
Oyasame

>>68409762
>70% of Gura's audience: 18-34 males.
I was just going off of this as a lower bounds. Im sure youre right but best to under predict rather than over,

>>68409762
That's true, they had to make sure it was something she could encounter and catch easily. If i could increase the transportation stat of this one pal i would and just use it everywhere. I probably still will but all my friends on my server wont even see gura. Too bad its not server side so i can force her on others.

https://twitter.com/iPASScorp/status/1755109153134256623
You chumbies, check this shit out!

>>68410778

Why’s it called The Legend of Zelda if you never play as Zelda?

>>68410778
That's a penis

>>68411069
same reason it's called Halo and not master chief

>>68410778
When was the last time she wore the hood?

>>68411114
Why did the Forerunners choose to keep the Flood alive and study them instead of just exterminating all of them?

>>68411746
I always assume that was just because they were unable to do so. Is not that implied through the story?

>>68411746
Why didn't the Forerunners create a failsafe incase of an escape. If John or the other humans never landed on the ring there would be no way of stopping the flood from escaping installation 04

>>68411746
The halo array only covered our galaxy and the flood/primordial came from space outside it. So even though the forerunners could wipe out the flood in our galaxy, they had reason to believe more may eventually show up, so they needed to keep researching them

Gura's too cute, it's dangerous for my heart.

>>68412005
i thought the failsafe was supposed to be the rings themselves

>>68412123
Gura is so cute that it makes me want to sexually bully her T u T

>>68412123
The little noises she makes when the dinos walk. Mea culpa Gura for ever doubting

>>68412179
Yes but (if I remember correctly) Guilty Spark needed a reclaimer (humen) to obtain the index (key) and activate the self defense mechanism of the ring.

>>68412205
Anyone have any clips of i can save?

>>68412274
fug
*human

Why didn’t Master Chief and Arbiter kiss at the end of Halo 3? Was I getting mixed signals the whole time?

>>68412474
Bud are you a massive faggot?
Men don't kiss, maybe a punch to the shoulder but never kiss.

>>68412474
Were it so easy...

>>68409615
Is it possible to make mod with variation.
Example breed
cooler dino + normal dino = dino gura with gun
normal dino + normal dino = dino do kneecap strike and other martial arts

>>68412693
currently, there's nothing out there like this unfortunately. I've been avoiding all mods in palworld other than the mini map and this because theyll probably change a lot at some point.

Why are they called blowjobs and not suckjobs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9XbC9dCFfk

so, probably stream on thursday, right?

>>68413221
I dunno lol

>>68405877
Gura is healing. Please be kind, all~!
>>68413221
I'm feeling the lovenest ASMR stream for V-day (members only).

>>68413493
Gura put on your helmet

Would Gura dislike it, if I mentioned in my next letter, that I doubted her but didn't give up on her and that I'm happy I didn't?

>>68413493

>>68414153
Probably. Gura likes manly men, and that behavior is very beta.

>>68397422
I think her subconscious just shitposts faster than her mind can process it sometimes

>>68414744
nta. pretty sure actual manly men wouldn't put up with her shit and would have walked away a long time ago

>>68414153
You can say that it was hard without her but I wouldn't mention considering giving up on her. That sounds like guilt tripping or putting pressure on her.

>>68415007
what's this supposed to mean? what did she do to anyone besides not making YouTube videos like a robot when she had ongoing issues?

most normal people understand that life happens and it can hit you fast, and that skipping this whole gig to prioritize things that truly matter was the right thing to do.

>>68415406
The biggest issue the vast majority of people had/have ist hat she does not communicate enough and vanishes for weeks or months without any update. And that is a very valid thing to criticize her about and she herself admitted that she could / should do better. The fact that she did not do better (once again) added even more fuel to the fire.

>>68415561
Doesn't bother me, I give SteveMRE waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more money than Gura, and he goes MIA for months at a time without a peep.

>>68415155
>You can say that it was hard without her
I was thinking about wording it like that, actually
>That sounds like guilt tripping or putting pressure on her.
Yeah, you're right, I shouldn't mention having doubts or anything like that.

goob night chumbies

>>68414153
I would phrase it more as "I'm so incredibly happy to hear that whatever was happening in your personal life has gotten better" or something to that effect and praise her for overcoming it
She is a dirty little praiseslut after all

>>68415705
Sweet dreams chumbie

>>68415736
>Gura gooms from being praised
New fetish unlocked. I now want to praise her but then edge her by bullying her.

>>68415648
Well, I personally am bothered by the fact that someone like Gura who labels herself as an idol puts so much distance between herself and her fanbase. Look at every single other Hololive talent and how they handle long hiatuses. Kiara wrote a whole letter and posted it on X for all her fans to see and explained why she will take a longer break. And it also still really stings that Gura ist he one and only talent in all of Hololive who could not be bothered to wish her fans a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Something like this just feels like a kick in the nuts.

>>68415888
I don't care what everyone else does. I only watch Gura.

>>68415561
She's doing better now retardchama - and all the faggots who jumped ship are rightly feeling pretty fucking stupid right about now
Just one of many reasons why abandoning your oshi (or any high-quality woman) at the first sign of difficulty isn't being manly or enforcing standards, that's being a disloyal heartless spoiled baby faggot who sees people as cheap, meaningless and replaceable

>>68415955
Good for you. I for one feel pretty neglected when my oshi has no problems appearing for shill streams and collabs but appearantly is not able to do even the bare minimun when it comes to proper communication.

>>68415852
Same desu

Hope I get a good night sleep tonight, chumbies, had a nightmare a few hours ago.

>>68416017
>She's doing better now retardchama
Oh come on, how many times did we have this loop now? I will believe that she finally learned from her mistakes when she truly communicates for longer than a few weeks before disappearing again.

>>68416054
Based that you feel neglected. Neglect is so fucking hot T u T

>>68416121
Scary dreams are fun. The only dreams I dread are those involving people from my past that I’ve burned bridges with. They still fucking haunt me man…just make it stop..

>>68416121
I've been having some scary dreams too, but I don't really get scared I get mad.

Gura in Taipei
https://twitter.com/iPASScorp/status/1755109153134256623

>>68415888
>>68416054
>No problems appearing for shill streams and collabs
>No problems
The only shill streams she's done since the anniversary/birthday/outfit reveal (so, those and the Sendai aquarium) had been scheduled a long time in advance, and for all of them she fucked off around the one hour mark
And with the collabs she refused to stream her PoV, to the point that relying on Discord screenshare was causing confusion during the Lethal Company collab
Saying she had "no problems" doing so is retarded and the sort of disingenuous rrat only the most catty and effeminate of brains could conjure
Her recent behavior, as well as that of her genmates in those very same collabs you yourself mentioned, indicates that there was a reason why she couldn't be, or at least couldn't bring herself to be, online. I don't blame anyone for pausing their membership, but making it all about (You) and holding a grudge indicates that she was never really your oshi, because you refuse to "supporting" her at the time when it would have counted most
>>68416124
>How many times did we have this loop now?
How many times has it seemed like she's actually doing better?
Once. One singular time. THIS time. And lo and behold, this is the only time I've ever said so. Hardly what you'd call a "loop"
If you're just talking about anons consistently stating that she seems better this time around, that's also not a loop, that's just them describing what they're seeing because it seemed clear from the start and the evidence has been mounting with every passing week. If you're sick of getting a dose of reality from autists, stop saying dumb shit

Gawr Guras biggest flaw is her bad communication. That is not debatable and if you defend her you are a psycho white knight zealot. She herself agrees that her communication is bad for christs sake

>>68416555
the lethal company collab was really weird, it showed she's capable of streaming for myth in the discord, but not for us specifically?

>>68416654
But she made a member post yesterday?

>>68416124
Fuck it i'll bite. This time is different because she has directly acknowledged several times of having to deal with burnout, depression, and other personal issues, instead of just sweeping it under the rug like in the past year. She seems more self aware of her issues and willing to face them openly, so I think things will get better in the long term even if we don't immediately see the perfect behavior (You) are looking for.

>>68416121
>Nightmare
Care to share the details? If you're okay doing so ofc

>us
Yeah a shitposter

>>68416781
Being in a discord call is different than streaming to your audience via OBS. Don’t get it twisted. One’s easier than the other.

>>68416781
My thoughts exactly
I know better than to hope that we might get real answers, but the curiosity is there all the same

>>68416654
Nobody is debating that, faggot-kun, now run back to the catalog

if I’m being completely honest, my assumption with gura has been that she is burned out and not depressed or sick or something. are there any real reasons to believe otherwise?

>>68417083
The main thing for me is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s2F6Ckf018
She makes it sound like a weight has been suddenly lifted from her shoulders. I don't think it's as simple as that she's "depressed" or "sick" per se, but this tracks more with some sort of serious issue being resolved rather than recovering from burnout - at least in my personal experience with both

>>68416836
>She seems
>I think
oh how assuring that anon makes some hopeful assumptions
i on the other hand believe it when i see it

>>68417264
sure you will shitposter-chama

>>68417264
That's not what those words mean, ESL-chama
What do you suppose he's saying "seems" a certain way to make him "think" a certain way, if not what he's seen? An "assumption" can't "seem" like anything

>>68416879
I describe nightmares as the ones I recall vividly for quite a few days or so. Here's what I happened earlier:
>I had to do my taxes early this morning and needed more time to sleep
>oh shit I'm in dream, try to wake up and open my eyes, no luck, literally scream on top of my lungs, no luck
>look in the mirror, it's a different person, wtf man
>I was probably in a hotel or some sort and barged to a room with a black person and asked some questions
>found a knife and killed him, then I woke up

>>68417264
Reatard-chama

>>68417290
>>68417317
>>68417392
samefag

>>68417376
Wtf lol. Your nightmares suck. Try having xenomorph nightmares next time bitch

my wife

>>68417457
all me

>>68417376
>taxes
>in wrong body, like a troon
>black people
That is one whopper of a nightmare anon holy shit
I'm here if (You) need someone to hold

>>68417376
the screaming and inability to wake up reflects your inability to escape taxes and other life obligations. the lack of familiarity with yourself in the mirror is tied to a loss of childhood innocence and grounding. killing the black man… I don’t know. go on 4chan less

>>68417376
That made me realize something, I don't think I've ever killed anyone in a dream in all of my life.

>>68417457
Aim better Pajeet

>>68416781
The LC collab and the sports fes and the halloween collab with ame were probably my 3 least favorite streams of hers of all time, though I was fond of the talking part at the very end of the LC collab, the whole having to jump perspectives feeling like I'm missing things and actually missing things was extremely frustrating and unfun to watch, I was missing her a lot and the feeling of kind of being able to see her but not really just made it worse. I'm glad she's back now though, and I hope she doesn't do streams like that again.

>>68417392
What's a "Reatard"?

gurass

child

>>68417762
A “real retard” if you will.

>>68417564
nta, but I kill people in my nightmares all the time. It ranges from kino action sequences if I don't overheat to utterly fucking traumatic, like that time I surgically weaved three little kids' vascular systems into each others' bodies through their scalps, producing some kind of a siamese triplet abomination which simply sat there and looked at me as I worked with a sad smile of acceptance on its three faces if I do

>>68417746
nta my least favorite stream was her bioshock one. She couldn’t have cared less about the story and was just blabbing nonsense when important events were happening lol

>>68417746
same desu I agree with almost everything you said.

>>68417938
That's a little lady full of erotic sexual pheromones.

>>68417960
anon wtf...

>>68418086
wut, but Gura never played biocock?

PLEASE UMINO MORI AQUARIUM COMPANY SENDAI JAPAN PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE EXTEND THE COLLAB FOR JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>68418129
nyooo~ :3d
baka gaijin, you gotta go now!

>>68401093
this is really really nice

>>68418086
>Bioshock
Huh? If you mean SOMA, she did pay attention and realized the twist pretty early.

>>68418117
I said the same thing to myself the moment I woke up
Had to just sit there in bed for a few minutes to process what I just saw and wonder what kind of fucking demon decided to mess with me overnight
Thankfully such thoughts are banished when shark is on the telly, and to an extent even when I'm /here/ with you fags :)

>>68418292
Distracting yourself doesn't change that you're fundamentally broken.

>>68418345
Thanks anon, (You) too~

time to sleep, I hope the demons don't catch me :3

>>68418456
Oyasame and good luck, may shark thoughts protect thee

>>68418127
>>68418215
Don’t gaslight me you fucks. I remember distinctly her playing Bioshock once and walking off into another room and talking to chat while something important was happening.

wtf…why can’t I find the stream. I have a distinct memory of this happening. Somebody else has got to remember this too, right??

>>68418528
>>68418707
Nope. Gura never played bioshock. Fauna did and didn't really get into it or enjoy it that much iirc, you might be remembering that.

>>68418707
You've been watching too much Fauna Sapbud...

>>68418707
Anon, I think (You) just got Mandela'd
Welcome to your new timeline, make yourself at home. Was Trump also president where you're from?

>>68418714
>>68418718
I am a sapling…

I love her so so much!

>>68418714
What, did she find the "Andrew Ryan" Objectivism caricature distasteful or something

>>68418707
Memory implants. Probably means you're a replicant.

What do you guys think? Members or public for tonight?

>>68418836
Actually now I think harder on it, I think she mostly didn't seem into Bioshock 2. I think she got on alright with Bioshock, she played it for hella long streams and finished it. She finished 2 as well but just didn't seem as enthused.

>>68418946
she said she will do members first

>>68418946
>tonight
It is not even guaranteed that she will stream today. She said "next day or so".

>>68418763
>>68418893
>>68418961
I skimmed through Fauna’s first vod and I couldn’t find what I was remembering. I’m positive it was Gura though. It must’ve been a different game. I’m going to figure this out.

I couldn’t figure it out…

>>68419269
Don't think about it too hard or else they'll have to terminate you

>>68419406
There’s a part of me that thinks the vod was deleted and you guys know that and you’re gaslighting me.

https://youtu.be/afL8533MiWQ?t=17
Are dinos clumsy

>>68419498
(You) got me, chumbie, I am the federal agent assigned by DHS in partnership with the CIA, DEA, IRS and Mossad to psyop you into having a mental breakdown and committing a mass shooting in the leadup to the 2024 election
Please comply, my career depends on it

>>68419680
This is not what I meant when I asked to join a cult >.<

>>68419740
Don't Forget: You're /Here/ Forever.

I want to goom but I'm not going to goom until vday

Just checked the member post again and my post and most of the others were deleted. What is Gura doing?

Interesting talks being had in this thread.

>>68419841
Well, at least I am in good company.

>>68409420
i needed something smol, smug, cute, bipedal, and most importantly, a big tail that could sway around
cattiva was perfect

>>68409615
unfortunately all the small pals are bad in combat. i will try to give the dinos better stats and allow them to do all tasks but i don't know if i can do it.

Hypothetically let’s say I get a ticket to Japan to see the aquarium. I know the whole subway groping thing is looked down on, but you’re “allowed” to do it, even if you’re white, right?

>>68419959
It's youtube being weird.

>>68420136
>unfortunately all the small pals are bad in combat. i will try to give the dinos better stats and allow them to do all tasks but i don't know if i can do it.
I think with a proper eugenics program any pal can be good at combat, also some of the bigger ones are fucking terrible too, they get stuck on shit or just miss their attacks frequently, I've had the most luck with flyers being consistent.

>>68420273
JAVbud... what would Gura think

>>68420273
I don't think so anon, especially if you're a foreigner. How are you going to blend into a crowd when she screams? What are you gunna say to the cops?
>"Nah it was the other only white guy on the train."

>>68420655
true, if you throw a bunch of dinos into the blender and breed them for the good passives, they should be strong enough for end-game
>some of the bigger ones are fucking terrible too, they get stuck on shit or just miss their attacks frequently, I've had the most luck with flyers being consistent.
i spent so long making the perfect anubis and it can't reach flying enemies with its signature moves...

>>68420776
I just got some Anubis today and i had to remove that dashy punch skill because the retard was constantly getting stuck on everything.

>>68420719
>>68420737
Ok now let me ask this. “Sharking.” Legally per se, that’s fair game, right?

>>68421175
>“Sharking.”
I'm drawing a blank on this one.

>>68421175
Do (You) suppose that would make Gura feel less bad

Gura's panties

>>68421279
Sharking is a culturally significant pastime of the Japanese.

She's sharking

>>68421401
So is seppuku
Culturally enrich yourself anon

This creature owes me sex

>>68422735
She is well aware of that and will be putting out soon.

>>68422735
Yeah, to me

I want to suck Gura's cocks

>>68423886
I don't see no hemipeni on this here sharkgirl chumbie

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>68424635
>tip
Yeah mine

Trump/Gawr 2024

real fans of gawr gura, when do you expect the next stream?

>>68425569
Hopefully today or tomorrow, the members' post indicates there's no reason to think she's back to ghosting yet so atm my morale remains high

>>68425810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4tOvYBw_sw

>>68425984
if you see a shape and you think "penis" to the point of it becoming a problem for you, that's an issue you have to either come to terms with or otherwise resolve on your own. good luck!

Chumbuds, I told you to watch over and supervise her. Now look, she's gone and done a stupid again!

One of you needs to check to see if her "Cuh-knee" is okay

>>68426083
Listen to this anon Gura!

>>68426083
Even if it actually is penis shaped?
What, do (You) just see an empty void or something when you're busy sucking off your father or one of your other various boyfriends

>>68426146
I will hold this little idiot in my big strong arms and never let her go

I think I'm addicted to scout in DRG
the grappling hook is just too much fun
this is gura's fault

>>68426360
Only this exact sort of constant caring can prevent these accidents/injuries from happening in future. I commend you Chumbud for volunteering to sacrifice all the hours of your day for her care. Now we might see more streams with the injury reductions.

>>68427132
Injury reductions?

>>68421175
i forgot sharking was a term and now i want to see a video of someone grabbing gura's hoodie and pulling it up off her showing her naked underneath

>>68427132
Don't mention it bud, anything for my sisterwife

>>68427195
Why does my daughter look like she's in distress?

>>68428039
I'm afraid your daughter calls me daddy too, giri no chichi-san

>>68428524
>rolled in bubble wrap
Made me think of >picrel

>>68428524
I want to bully and ryona this fragile thing T u T

>>68430070
Hands off ryonabud she's mine

Goob morning retards

>>68431280
Goob morning ni/ggg/erfa/ggg/ot

>>68431343
??????

>>68431421
Seems pretty self-explanatory, the trve chinkcels are based and streaming shork in Taipei to boost morale in their holy war against the communists
Gooba has graduated from tourism ambassador and fap material to psyop, I'm proud of her

>>68431421
Read you nigger >>68410778

>>68375641
Maybe she can try a medieval Monty Python game series one day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf62lt5QCZ4

>>68416017
NTA, but the way Gura just vanished for 5 months proves that she doesn't love us the way most chumbuds thought she did. Even if she's back, it doesn't feel the same anymore knowing that she can just go away like that and not feel anything. I don't blame them for leaving because it's clear that Gura hasn't been honest and it's incredibly suspicious why she won't talk about any of it when most other streamers and vtubers would. Whatever it is that kept her away is clearly much more important to her then we ever were.

And this wasn't the "first sign of difficulty", like you so disingenuously describe it. Her flakiness and inability to commit to her word along with the multiple, unexplained disappearances with zero communication has been an ongoing and increasing problem for almost two years now. The only one that saw people as cheap and replaceable was Gura, because we didn't even mean enough to her for her to tell us she was going to be gone. And she never really even said why it happened or what she did for the past five months.

It's nice that she's made such a large effort recently, but I think most people know this isn't going to last. She'll be gone again probably within a month or so and stop talking to us again.

I ain’t readin all that lol

>>68432738
Yes, you will.

>demoralization LARP
>wall of text
>Leddit spacing
The quality of NDF personnel has fallen drastically in recent weeks, and that's saying something

>>68428464
Rubrubrubrubrub

Pajeet seems particularly agitated today, are his fellow sisters still trying to regroup in the wake of Selengate

>>68433171
But how can you rub when their bellies are hidden underwater?

>>68418018
>when I show Gura how far I can swing my balls back and forth

>>68431865
Bros I was just rereading the tweet and I noticed something
>Watsons Wuchang Gate Square
Amesame is so back lfg

>>68433534
IATA Yeah I saw that too. They really are, huh? I wonder what the fatcat and the brat think of this.

DRG perms are back it seems, Anya, Kaela and Kronii are playing it tomorrow
I hope Kronii likes it so Gura and her collab again

>>68433624
Okayu and Shion always knew they were only sidegirls deep down, there was always just too much of a language barrier to overcome
That said, I as Gura's loving brother and husband would not object to a fivesome, that way everyone is happy

>>68433959
Huh that's odd I responded to my own post. Weird, that I pointed out to myself that I am Gura's husband.

>>68433658
I've noticed a lot of anons shit on Kronii and kroneys to a level surpassed only by the virtiol for Mori and deadbeats, but I for one would like to see this too
Gura has a way of bringing out the best in her, just like with the pink one, and their strange sort of vaguely stoned, elliptical chemistry is something I deeply enjoy

>>68433419
I shall swim among them

She needs correction, and I shall provide

New epissode from yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA7UJE1HMrQ
They even made the same UmiSEA joke.

>>68434298
This post? Me

>>68432868
Space between paragraphs is not something invented by reddit, illiterate bud.