/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68398909
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>P2W Metaslave
Nooo...

>>68398909
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
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"They don't need to save me - I'm a better person now"

amen!

>>68398939
AMEN
BIRTHDAY REX
BIRTHDAY REX
BIRTHDAY REX

>>68398939
Amen

>>68398939
Amen.

scatterbrain...

>>68398939
Amen

How long does a call-in last? Bring in the next person already

1 year old Jurard uuoohhhhhh

CUTE
U
T
E

So, apparently Axel's Kyukurarin got found by some jp people recently because Suisei released a cover of it and they really liked dingo's version

he asked flayon to praise him so flayon did and now he's getting shy. adorable.

time for Flay's autistic compliments section of any conversation

>>68398443
>>68398545
>You know remember how cute this woman acts

I despise flayon so much it's unreal

>>68399209
He can talk to a single person forever

>>68399268
He gets a pass because it's for the birthday boy

Shy dino kawaii

>>68399287
>You know remember

>>68399287
>Know
NOW
I have failed. I will jump off a bridge posthaste.

THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>68399287
Wonder if we will get some see her or the other Manes this HoloFes.

>>68399322
He could talk to an imaginary friend forever, honestly

>>68399322
Banchou should just make it a open forum instead of a waiting list desu niggachan

>>68399376
finish the dino birthday before you go

Bancho is younger than Flayon…

>>68399209
I think there's a general sign-up/timeslot spreadsheet or something. Odds are that there's enough time in the overall stream or there weren't a lot of signups that would allow for this sort of length.

>>68399535
All of the StarsEN members are younger than Flayon, technically

>>68399535
And Flayon is taller than Wolverine... Flayon's existence keeps fucking my mind up...

>>68399535
flayon is 18,000+ years old

>this vod is going down
Literally what did he even do?

>>68399623
That's less a Flayon thing and more of a Wolverine being a fucking manlet thing

Armis doko

>>68399670
Accidentally showed a Tiktok feed for a second.

>You're (Flayon) the inspiration in my streaming career
Uh oh

>compliments him when he's gone
cutee

>>68399670
Talked about how his tail comes from his ass

I hope leader calls in and makes jura submissive to him again ToT

I don't want to like Rexy but I do, quite a lot

>>68399739
so he's just being overdramatic over nothing

>>68399623
Can I have this image again?

>>68399814
It's what we call a joke

>>68399814
isn't he always?

>>68399674
>Wolverine being a fucking manlet
>Is the same height as Hakka

Iofi-senpai!

ENTER IOPI

ENTER ALIEN

>>68399814
He said his inspiration was Flayon so understood

Alien jumpscare

>a woman (female)
Yumes BTFO

Loafy jumpscare lol

monhun autist koko

>ENTER Pink Alien

Welp time to mute

>>68399841
It just reminds me of his screaming about how he'd be bonked over every little thing around debut. It got old quick.

>>68399909
did she hook him into a monhun collab already?

HoloID is based

sorry important question do they fuck

>>68399977
Yeah me

Iofi entered the lottery, cute.

>>68399889
he's already pregford with six kids to ollie and adores the nijiflip women. there's no chance of him pulling legit unicorns or cbdctards out of his fanbase

Why wouldn't he do the lottery the moment he showed the merch?
Nobody's probably buying his merch rn cause they're waiting

>>68399889
:(

>>68399977
They are both fucking me yes.

I guess I'll keep watching dino until my oshi calls in.

>>68400034
Cuz people would leave immediately after the lotto ends, think with your brain, anon. Leaving the best for last is basic marketing.

>>68400027
i'm still here :(

I'm kinda impressed with Jurard. I don't think I can keep a conversation with no topic. I would probably just keep quiet if that was my bday stream

>I want to play monhun with you
He offer himself as sacrifice

>>68400164
you're just as retarded as he is. bless your soul. i hope you can survive off the few ikemen voice crumbs he gives every so often.

>>68400034
The odds of winning are incredibly low, so I doubt it's a big factor for most

>>68400080
>What Bettel sees outside of his window (this is a distraction from the other group disabling his security system)

>>68400034
Honestly I think everyone should wait until valentine merch drops before ordering Jurard's brithday merch.

>>68399806
you WILL learn to appreciate my red retard sometimes

Dino needs to be gangbanged with Happy Birthday messages and cock!

>>68400164
.......how? I thought your kind hated the Hologirls, and he's openly praised them day 1 and collabs with Ollie a good amount.

>>68400080
This art goes hard..

>>68400250
I thought it was White Day merch this year

kek

>>68399889
This anon didn't watch Jurard's debut.

>>68400166
Same, normally this kinda totsu get pretty awkward with talents that dont interact much, but he is doing pretty well jumping from topic to topic.

ZETA WILL CALL

what kinda fucking rollercoaster is that

>>68400292
nta but one cannot simply choose who they fall in love with and what their type is. Even if there were any unicorn fans, it's not like there's any female-free options out there anyway.

"I'm just a lil 21 year old boy :3"

holy kek

>>68400292
not all yumes hate the girls. i'm just waiting. when these girls get tired of him and drop him, i'm taking jurard for myself.

>>68400485
No, please i cant handle Aniki getting NTRed.

why does he say i'mma as emma

>>68400761
ESL

>>68400733
you mean
>JTRed

>vlog to capture his screams
based and thank you

It's been a while since I've watched a totsu

>half an hour for two call-ins

Aw that art is so nice

>>68400485
no..

>>68400970
I'm loving it so far. Gotta wait for the food to cook.

Baller art

Armis doko

RIP ears

ah volume to 1%

Ollie and Jurard are like twins seperated at birth, god.

>>68400970
The dino truly loves to talk

Her male art is actually better than her female art. Also cute gift.

Oh jesus fuck, LOUD, LOUD, LOUD

>abortion

>>68400970
talking monster......excellent.

>holo talent getting an abortion
vod gone

>abortion
just like Yagoo's dream

>Juned is dead, just like you, senpai

>>68401161
I think I could tolerate ollie a lot more if she were male. God I wish she were a guy instead.

banchou abortion :(

this does not tickle my pickle

Sasuga that was a kill

Banchou reverse babytrapping Ollie...

>>68401303
don't out me

wtf are they saying

kek she made him the buns too

Ah I think of Magni...

has anyone of the boys actually used the space buns?

>I'm part of the family now
yab

Why are redheads like this?

>1 starsEN
>2 holoID
Why do the other boys hate jurard

>you just fucked me, right?

I don't know how Jurard gets away with some of the things he says kek

>>68401488
They all think his birthday is tomorrow in Western Elysiumerica

holy kek he's crazy

>>68401448
Princess Jura..

>>68401110
>>68401488
the best is always saved for last anons

>>68401491
Horny?

>>68401530
kek

>>68401491
Red is the color of passion

>>68401524
Ollie and him exist on the same wavelength. They're equally as cursed in the shit they say.

>>68401488
Getting the annoying whores outta the way first

He can't keep getting away with this kek

>>68401524
It's okay because he's saying them to Ollie

>>68401530
that's exactly why shinri overlapped his bday stream for 40 mins before being bombarded in discord pings kek

>>68401546
So Flayon is the worst...

>>68401599
I get Flay is a little annoying but you didnt need to call him a whore...

It was me. I kidnapped their kid. I'm gonna raise him as my own.

>>68401650
Best and worst!

>>68401530
As it should be

>>68401662
The only zombdino in the world...

>>68401480
Magni did for his Commision Open art collab stream with Ollie.

>>68401662
Literal cuckoldchama...

Reminder that Shikamane is cooking and currently listening to this shit kek

uuuhhh okay he is trying to seriously kill the vod

Jurard cannot collab with Ollie... the domestic murder LMAO

WHORE

sexy

NOW the VOD is dead.

>You little whore
GODDAMN

>you little whore
Yes he is

>>68401662
Give him back!...You know what i think it would be better if the kid stayed with you.

DINO WHORE

w h o r e

"It's probably not even mine, you little whore!!"
She knows it's Ruze's...

>>68401650
are you really surprise?

????????????????????????

he's way too unhinged around her kek

Is this the first time he's been called a whore on stream? KEK

jurard is a whore

she said that with her whole chest

ok the little whore part was great

loberu?

Noooo, Markiplier is leaving...

>>68401655
You jest but I included him in my statement in the first place

I fucking hope Mille isn't gonna come up

>merryweather

most disappointing build up

oh thank god it's just merry. lame but at least not a yab.

oi, it's the guy who makes those comics that depress me sometimes

that jerk

please... please get to our boys...

KEK

he doesn't usually make me laugh but scripted merry actually ok

>>68402100
Well, he's dead now. Are you happy?

Alright that was pretty good

kek good enough

>fucking Meteor killing the dinosaurs
Son of a gun, The ProtoHakkito fucking did this

>killed all his family members on video
alright thats a kek

>>68402173
No. I liked being sad.

>WHO'S GONNA MAKE ME WEBCOMICS NOWWWWW~??

I love how dino reacts with his whole heart to everything

please show the video with the niggas dancing please please I wanna see the fanbase burn

I like how The Rock is Jurard's nemesis.

KEK

okay it's cute that Merryweather put in that effort for a short video

>YAB INCOMING YAB INCOMING
>nothing ever happens
he's making this fun and you retards are ruining it only for yourselves

I 1000% prefer Merry over any of the ID whores.

"THE GOTH BOY WILL BE ALL MINE BABY~!!"

Rex just decided that he inherited Merry's company

>>68402249
only burgers would care

>>68402375
they already made a drama about it, jurard showing the video would be funny as fuck

ENTER ARURAN

PIZZA UNCLE

ENTER ITALIAN MAN

>ENTER

Pizza leech

Oh my god Arunii is not going to understand all this

finally a boy!

Jurard slow the hell down

Jurard tasted cunny pizza

>>68402499
Silence, heathen. Aruran is actually goated, bro is a true homie to StarsEN.

>Theres cunny

>nearly did a majikayo
come on banchou, pull the trigger

BEST FRIEND FOREVER

>Aruran gently shutting him down so he can leave
nice

Ojisan kisses cute~

>Give me two years I will speak japanese fluently
Can he do it? Do you believe in him?

2 years to learn japanese? maybe I'll take this challenge too

>>68401488
Ears hort

>>68402764
Anyone can if they're serious enough about it

>>68402764
I wouldn't say fluently but he could get real good in 2 years if he's consistent, I believe

He's in trouble

>manager has to reminde her retarded talent to drink water
You'd love to see it

Shikamane is probably going off on him right now

>>68402930
Hot...

>>68402764
Ollie did it, if Jurard actually put in the effort i think he could too.

he sounds stressed out

>>68402764
He could get at least fluent-ish. He knows a decent amount of vocab already because he's a turbo weeb

are people not showing up when they're supposed to

>>68403094
>>68401530

What was that banchou

BONKING THE IMAGE

>still on display capture
he has me sweating

enter oldman

>>68403138
Gey
I expect naked dogezas and at least one sudoku (preferably Bettel) in recompense.

this is going to exceed his 2GB so fucking fast

MEMBER OF HOLSTERS IS THERE

Rikka so cute~!!

Damn JP stars totsumachi is awkward... language barriers is a bitch

Rikka so cute....

Don't make him change his mind jurard kek

why do I find his panicking so cute

Piped down Jurard you are scaring old man Rikka.

I'm going to overdose from moe Rikka is so cutee

>>68402930
shikamane telling him to maybe reconsider joking about getting drunk and killing his child

kek you're gonna kill him Jurard

Aww, banchou is so flustered. So cute~

>I want to be with you... any any any
>MWAH MWAH MWAH
W H O R E

>i want to be with you
Jurard wants that vibrating Holoroid dick

>>68403138
that's so sad..

JURARDO

I'm jealous...

That's was so cute

Rikka is surely getting an impression on how EN stars are

>JP member speaks quietly
>Jurard: UWWWWWWWWAOOOOOOOOOOH THANK YOOOOOOOOOU

rikka is killing me he's so soft

>cute soft birthday song
>SCREECHING

Jurard range is so incredible, he goes from 1% to 100% loud in less than a second.

www jurard being so loud but v v appreciative.. i like this kind of jutard

i've never been more jealous

>>68403453
It's his charm point~

Rikka is a google translator?

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>68403500
DeepL probalby.

WINNING GRANDSON

>>68403138
He put the waiting room and tweet since yesterday tho

>>68403453
my volume slider cannot keep up, but thankfully my ears have long adjusted to this

BOYWINNER TIME

>>68403486
Jurard's a very cute eight year old.

i need a soundpost of that

He is very happy

ENTER OJISAN

BEST EIGO

FUMA CUTE

FUMA WATCH OUT, THE METEOR IS COMING

JURARD IS WINNING AT LIFE RIGHT NOW

FUMACHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FUCK HES TOO CUTE

why does he do that with his voice in English

Fumataso too cute

He keeps saying I love you to a lot of dudes. Ollie is right... jurard is a little whore

Jurard just screaming at a video is destroying me

holy kek

Jurard's sperging lmao

JURARD, YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER

HE IS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH

He does that to me too Jurard

>Dino costume again
Dino Gura soon!

>>68403712
>>68403561
cutest little 8yr old whore

>>68403712
It's not like this is news to anyone.

truly the night of boywinning

ENTER GHOST BUSSY

why are the JP Stars all so low

GHOST

chupado

CHUPADO

is anyone saving the vod? I need to sleep but I don't want to miss the boys' call-ins

ENTER
GHOSTWHORE

>ENTER Ghost Bussy

"I respect your passion"

The most precious Uproar member

GHOST IS ALSO AFTER THE DINUSSY

do you think the holo general will be in a shitstorm if any of the en members will be in the totsu?

Wtf was that squeal, jurard????

>>68403984
Uproar are all cute, they're good boys.

>>68403777
Big if true

>Jurard is bridging the language gap with hype and autistic screeching
Sugoi...

Jurard became a StarsJP fanboy pretty quick considering how he treated them as an afterthought at debut

>talks to them like they're fluent in English

>>68404028
>>68398939

>>68404028
>>68398939

>>68403915
your perception has been manipulated, everyone's volume is fine but Jurard tho

>>68404058
he knows people clip and translate

>>68404064
>>68404078
Now kiss

>>68404055
It's not that hard to get into them once you put the effort to actually look for clips for them, they're pretty fun and endearing.

>>68404122
I'm sure those clips will really help the senpai while they're trying to communicate with him

>sexpest that joined to chase oshis
>was chasing the male jps all along
sasuga

Rio's pic is making my dick feel things...

>>68404209
stop rubbing your dick on your screen

>>68404058
To be fair, they're not having much trouble conversing since Jurard is able to scream enough weeb phrases to help them follow

>>68404122
DIdn't Oga literally go "kaigainiki translate my words for the birthday boy since I'm bad at eigo" for one of the boys at one point lol

>>68404179
there are live translators in chat. maybe the managers are translating for them in discord too.

bro is shooting his shot with Rio

he jouzu'd Rio......

>>68404232
where would you rub? the machussy or the ghostussy?

>>68404283
Yeah, he's definitely said "hey chat, live translate this for me" at one point or another

Hit him with the eigo jouzu

>>68404338
He got nakama zoned
Rio is for Hakka only!!

>>68404209
>another victim

Oh god ugh. Muting

OH BOY

>>68403936 (me)
onegai respond

shit eater...

Holy shit is she like in an airplane bathroom

>>68404058
a lot of foreigners are better at listening to english than speaking it.

>>68404393
>opens with I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU SUKI SUKI SUKI
>rio goes quiet
>You are my colleague. We are nakama.
kek the ghost rapist definitely loves a challenge

>Enter Kobold

food??

>>68404485
oh you reminded me of the time I used her model to represent the kobolds during TempusDND, good times

He's shitting on her gift...

did she even wish him happy birthday kek

>>68404456
The Loathsome Dung Eater

>>68404055
Same with Flayon. I wish we could get some actual Holostars fanboys in instead of simps for the females.

>>68404595
there we go kek

GIBBY

>>68404595
now she did

GAYBULLET

JURARD THAT'S RUDE

>>68404393

Gibby really sounds like a fat gay black dude lmao

Finally another EN boy

>>68404542
This might be your edit, i saved this during the TempusDND stream kek.

Glad she was there for only a short time.

>>68404626
Well, technically, Tavi and Hakka were StarsEN fanboys, and I'm pretty sure future gens will be specifically fans of StarsEN as english-speakers.

be funny if GB made art off stream when the others streamed their's
art stream never

GIBBY ART

When the FUCK is this nigga gonna do an art stream

WHY WON'T HE STREAM ART

>Enter a Bullet!

cute art

Cute art~!!

GB art stream please just one art stream please GB please one art stream please GB ple

>>68404831
Yeah, and I'm thankful for them. We really got lucky and blessed with Hakka. I'll also give credit to Shinri for knowing that famous Miyabi quote.

Did he end up wishing Altare a happy birthday

>>68404906
That's so fucking cute

>>68404887
I want to be entered by bullet ToT

>>68404843
called it

>>68404881
it's possible he just doesn't like drawing that much compared to his younger years and became neutral about it

>>68404800
no no, it was just straight out her model kek

>>68404626
GB literally reveal himself to be a vestie at debut, but you dont care do you?

>>68404843
>>68404876
>>68404881
>>68404934
sign up to the groomed goddess tier of membership if you really want it

>>68404983
Good memories!

>>68404831
Shinri was the only one that actually watched them before he got into stars though

"I heard vibrating"

Dude???????????????????????????????

>>68405006
a single boy

>GB?? GB???!!! WHAT IS THAT I HEARD VIBRATING

KEK

Auntie ain't right in the head

I love these retards

>>68405006
>>68404626
Both GB and Ruze are Vesper fan, they are really cute when they talk about them

>eating chips while shaving his legs
is he ever not eating?

>>68405065
Doesn't that just net you a drawing?
That's not the same as an art stream

>>68405099
Ya, whats the issue? Do you think holofags likes ALL the girls? People have oshis for a reason.

GIBBY PRANKED

>>68405227
He said if he ever did art streams it would only be for the higher tiers of menshi

KEK

GB hitting him where it hurts

>>68405284
Lame

I really thought he'd make the hair cake with leg hair...

bancho is so cute

>>68405099
Not every Stars fan oshis all the boys. I personally only watch my oshi and only peek in for special occasions for the others.

>>68405160
Did Ruze ever say that? He mentioned watching some of the boys as research when he got in, but that's not the same as being an existing fan

Get scammed jurard KEK

A STICK

>>68405237
>>68405338
Would you call someone a "holostars fanboy" because they watch a single member?

RURU-CHAN

RUZEREX TIME

>>68405160
Ruze said he did research on the other boys only after he got in, he didn't watch corpos prior.

>>68405356
Nah you're right. ruze wasn't a vesper fan

>the scuff was all on jutard's end
KEK

>>68404983
kek good times.

>>68405356
nta but he said he knows that some of Vesper's interests aligned with himself but it doesn't seem like he watched/listened to a large chunk of his vods specifically. for tempus he mentioned listening to all of altare's podcast and a few things here and there, and a few of bettel's vods he's talked about with somewhat more detail because he enjoys his clown humor

Muted...

Jurard conversing with his Ruze tulpa live on stream

Ruru muted...

Ruze's model trying to talk is hilarious

>>68405356
My memory isn't the best (stream was more on in the backgroung), but in a membership he was talking fondly of him and I think he wanted to do some sort of collab (maybe DnD), but he cant now.

this is so scuffed KEK

LOVE

That was a black jack SHIT right there

THEY'RE FLIRTING AND WE CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT

>>68405356
He watched Bettel the most as research

I hope my oshi arrives soon so I can leave, can't take this dude's screaming

>>68405612
He said while he researching the boys, he thought he'd get along with Vesper, but unfortunately he never got the chance to interact with him.

HE'S GETTING HIS PRIVILEGE CHECKED

>>68405470
>he didn't watch corpos prior
think of your wording carefully

YES THE BIRTHDAY ART, FOUR HOURS WORTH OF CUTE RUZE CRAYON

>>68405713
just wait for timestamped vods, silly!

CUTE CUTE

>>68405727
yeah that

artist unit armis???

>>68405803
There is no VOD, the VOD died when Ollie showed up.

>he doesn't split the bounty

Ruze loves him so much. Cute~

>>68405713
be like me, leave it muted and wait for someone /here/ to go ENTER (YOUR OSHI)

Cute

>>68405843
Always has been

kek his obs is a fucking mess

>>68405806
awww

>>68405886
>ENTER (YOUR OSHI)
ToT

Armis got Jura scams for his birthday...

>>68405713
I think it's just Octavio next.

>>68405886
orz anon thank you for saving my ears

SO CUTE

HAKKA

ENTERS
THE SEXORCIST

Save octavio for last

ENTER HAKKA WITH ECHO

HAKKA

ENTER BIRB

enter spic

ENTER DINOFUCKER

ENTER LIZARD LOVER

>ENTER MY DAUGHTER

BIRBO ART CUTE AS HELL

I love his silly drawings

>>68406181
Whoa whoa whoa you can't do that! that's incest!

Twerking fugi...

They have the loudest laughs

kek Hakka shares so much wavelength with JuRuTavi

Jurard hitting on goth girl cashier Hakka again...

jukka