/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bread!
She hates us once again...

Thanks for the bread!

Thanks for the bread!
10 hours in the bed made Bae a sleepy…

HAKOS BAELZ

VERSUS

HER TOILEEEEEEEET

BEGIN

Ok Brats, I missed the last stream of Kwami, how did Bae take post 0 Majima? Does she hate him and misses the one in 0 or is she getting used to seeing him everywhere?

>>68384628
She HATES him
But she is getting used to him

Waiting for Hakos Baelz Ch. hololive-EN
February 6, 2024 at 8:00PM

>>68384599
more like 10 hours on the toilet...

Bae is asleep
on her bathroom floor from shitting too much

uh fuck sorry guys we just woke up one second

t. baes husband (me)

It's over

wake your rat up so I can have sex with her feet and also watch her play yakuza

Fauna (salad) killed my oshi

>give it up for 30 minutes!
>30 minutes!

rat up

rat is sleeping

>>68386554
>>68386573
who do i believe

>>68386627

>>68386639
That could've been written by the management trying to hide her neverending diarrhea

>only finished Y0 last week
>still backed up on like 6 streams
>Febaery starts

>>68386806
MANAGER-SAN HAS DIARRHEA!?

I'm sorry but its becoming more apparent she can't balance her duties as a holo member and a masked vigilante. You can only have one Bae.

people who post spoilers in chat need to be hanged

>>68387015
Shut up riddler

Hopefully she was able to get some good coffee and snacks

>bae sees a child in game
>she posts this
???? bae???????????

2 days in a row? pathetic

>>68387245
Confirmed baedophile

>>68387247
Moomsuke's face gets longer everytime I see this

I wonder if the holos will migrate to BlueSky

just joined, qrd?

>>68387443
Literal zero chance lol

>>68387521
Bae had an intense fight with her bowels in the bathroom and just started her stream

WITNESSED

>>68387443
Nobody above or below 1000 subs will move.

sex with the rat's feet

>other stuff
hmm...

oh is it her period so soon

>>68387799
you're just like me

She doesn't tell exactly what happened...

No no bae, keep getting late for stream this is good.

>>68387829
He's a KFP infiltrator...

>>68387963
oh... well I used to be one to...

Baetyan...
>>68387820
She probably would've said if it was.
My guess is she's juggling too much shit again and not giving herself time to breathe. She did it last Feb as well.

>Pocket circuit
I FUCKING WON
MY BEGGING PAID OFF
THE GODS ANSWERED MY BEGGING

>All these different voices
She is feeling extra silly today huh?

I hope Bae does the Fake Kiryu storyline in K2.

She's extra dorky and cute today!

THE LEGEND

>200 yen more after 17 years
p sure that's just negative with inflation

Fighter with the Nijisanji wages

>makes 800 yen /h
>autistic about pocket racing
>he still made it
What's stopping (You) anon?

>>68390041
I'm not living in a fantasy world.

>>68390126
Or... are you?

>>68390221
I think, therefore I am.

>>68390363
That doesn't make sense stop saying dumb stuff

>>68390464
It worked for Holodeck Moriarty!

BaeMobile time

I hope it's me and my shitty internet thats shitting itself and not youtube again

>>68390866
No I'm getting skips too if that's what you're seeing

>>68390866
So far so good on my end. That beginning was Bae's OBS being a shit iirc

>>68390866
It's fine on my end

Bae likes Pocket Circuit.

Fun fact: Majima is the only Yakuza protagonist to have canonically laid pipe. Yeah this motherfucker right here. And he STILL never paid child support.
The rest are a bunch of fucking virgins even at their elderly state in the newest game.
And also Haruka fucked I guess, but I feel as if it's embarrassing to admit that you adoptive daughter had sex before you did.

my narrative is that she was late because she woke up horny and had to quickly rub one out

>finally arrive home
>its pocket circuit
oh man, please tell me she's not spending the entire stream on this

>stay at home all day (I'm a neet)
>it's pocket circuit
oh man, please tell me she's spending the entire stream on this

>>68391210
Didn't his child get fucking aborted ?

>>68391236
i want to hang the mongoloids that implored her to play this.
what's the point of this minigame if there's only one correct build per circuit

>>68391379
Yes, and he was right to slap her for it.

>>68391379
Yes. And he rightfully pissed

>>68391210
why do women always go for the mentally ill ones

>>68391531
He WAS rightfully pissed.
My autocorrect hurts.

Is she going to keep doing this boring pocket circuit sidequest... because if that's the case I'll just tune off.

Youtube is buttery smooth for me today, It feels good

>>68391843
Just fuck off from the thread if you're going to keep being a borderline anti.

>>68391864
Feels good today and she decided to be one guy into doing pocket circuit. The world ain't fair.

So when does bae get to play as majima again?

>>68392066
In the side mode in Kiwami 2 and then never again

>>68391969
I will not. Nobody tuned in for this crap.

>>68391969
His complaining is annoying but please stop being a faggot, reading this I died of cringe. Let's not dilute the word anti this bad.

>>68392066
Kiwami 2. And even then I think goro content is a post game thing. I don't remember haven't played Kiwami2 in like 5 something years.

>>68392207
you unlock parts of the majima mode throughout the game and eventually unlock the whole story by the end

>>68392133
I wouldn't be this mad if he stopped fucking being a bitch about it. I played the entire baseball minigame in 6 to utter completion for the Plat, but I don't complain about it here despite it being LEAGUES worse than PCR

>>68392268
holy shit just shut up

>>68392339
You/Him first.

It's so weird that dragon style feels ultra clunky in the beginning but ends up being the smoothest style once fully upgraded, I found that aspect kinda neat

>>68392396
Probably meant to simulate Kiryu getting back into it?

>>68392396
i would rather them block it until the end because its kinda shitty to get new moves for it but it feels like shit.
Until you have 70-80% of it it might as well be useless

>>68392066
Kiwami 2, you get some good story bits from him.
And then never again until Like a Dragon: Infinite Money. Which is set in 2023. Basically, YEARS later.

>>68392396
It's what 10 years in the joint does to a mf

>lost to Hideki-kun

>>68392514
Also, I get the feeling Majima's reunion with Makoto will make her cry, just purely from the fact that Majima reverts back to his Yakuza 0 voice and personality for a few moments.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P52UiRjgj6Y

>>68392745
Or this karaoke song
It made Miko cry iirc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTrbRMr3Bzk

>>68392730
S-Shut up Bae lost her memories of when she became the circuit champion in 0

>>68392745
FUCK MAN I DIDN'T PLAY THE GAMES SPOILER THE SHIT

>>68392266
Got you thanks.

>>68392868
Kek, my bad. Don't worry, it's just one moment of many.

>>68392868
kiryu gets cancer in 8

>>68392268
Shut the fuck up faggot

Bae...

>>68392396
Man I remember trying to s rank majima everywhere for all the moves that grind absolutely fucking sucked to the point by the time I was finish I was too burned out from even trying the full moveset. Then there's the fact you have to pray the rng to give you the version of majima you want to fight for his moveset. Like the bat and the dagger.

Boost is always a hilarious gamble.
Sometimes you get through the race without needing to stabilize at all and sometimes the car enters the shadow realm the moment you touch it.

>>68393266
rape

>>68393266
hey moomposter who was the artist that made these again? I know he made bae too they are really cute

>>68393467
9am

>>68393657
no, it's 12 am

>>68392868
Haruka marries me when she 21.

>what's a permavirgin?

How did we even get here? did she do karaoke and got confused?

>>68393852
>bae doesn't know her fans...

>>68393917
bae fans are not permavirgins! they are wizards and unloved fujos

>>68393852
She thought it was a completely new word instead of two joined ones

>>68393852
I can't tell if she just thought is was an entirely new word and couldn't separate perma and virgin out in her mind or if the concept of a permavirgin confused her

has she encountered mesuking?

Is anybody else starting to stutter

>>68394053
Naurr

>>68393917
But I have sex regularly

>>68394053
Not yet
That shit alone made Nenechi pick up Kiwami 1 iirc

>>68394295
Same, with my wife Hakos Baelz

>>68394301
Please don't tell bae about mesuking

>>68394301
The one in Kiwami 1 will make her not want to play. Nene will do anything if it has stag beetles in it (like palworld)

PHOTO FINISH!

Does it end after this or is there more?

Fat rat
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115830251

Bae turned her car into a plane lmao

i only got into bae after connect the world but damn i love this girl. these yakuza streams have been incredible

>>68395194
Her 0 playthrough is great too

>>68395262
those are the ones to which i was referring sorry - obviously the kiwami ones too, but yeah, 0 was top tier. kicking myself for not watching her sooner

>>68395166
now i know where the soup calories went..

>>68395123
I think beating Takuma-kun is the last substory for this.

>>68395166
nice

Bae...

I just bought Kiwami on sale so I shouldn't be watching for spoiler reasons but also
Bae...

BAETYAN...

This rat is so fucking dumb...

>>68395734
Meh I like kiwami but I think kiwami 2 is better. Plus the cabaret host club returns on kiwami 2. Kiwami 1 biggest grind is the majima every where thing. I think you have to beat him close to 200 times to get that sss rank for all his moves.

>>68395951
well I bought the collection so 2 is next.

Baetyan... your fingers...

rat has entered moutbreather mode

>>68396009
Nice have fun with the games anon.

Time for the final challenge!

Jesus Christ bae..

owari da...

Pain...

She thought that was the loop....

Can of you guys just superchat her a build so she can move on from this already.

>>68397312
What makes you think she'll read that

>>68397312
she wont read it unelss you make it red

>where are mah parts
me after becoming trans

>>68397425
Well then I guess I'll suffer with her in solidarity.
>>68397381
There's always a chance... lol

>Read the 1 retard she always looks at
>He's wrong
>get mad at everyone else

it's so over

i want every faggot who bawled their eyes over pocket circuit in 0 to neck themselves.
This is terrible

>>68397976
Minigames sucks ass can confirm

>>68397833
CUTE

>>68397862
I think some of you take this whole chatters thing a little too seriously
Feels like every other post these days

>>68398173
Have you noticed the strange bot like posts are one guy copy and pasting chat messages

>>68398285
Sir my oshi is the rat, not the chat

>>68398355
I'm just saying posts ITT have been bizarre lately, like someone's just reading chat to us

>>68398173
there's one guy here obsessed with the chat that always tries to make everything about his imaginary enemy

Man she's salty tonight.

WHO THE FUCK TOLD HER THERE WERE CAR PARTS AT DONQUIXOTE
NOW SHE'S MAD

>>68398447
what a genuinely sad life

>>68398447
yeah you

>>68397976
I mean 0 had funny bits in their pocket circuit story like that little girl who told her father kiryu was her boyfriend for example. In kiwami is more of a snoozefest.

This dork is singing by himself.

>>68397976
Y0 Pocket Circuit has an actual funny story, she decided to play the watered down bland version of it, dont blame us

This is a really nice Baka Mitai
also
Pocket Circuit Fighter...

>>68398447
Don't act like superchat schizo doesn't have a raging hate boner for everytime Bae gets 500 dollars

>>68398647
no one really complains about pocket circuit story, its the mindboggling minigame full of unskipabble stuff

>>68398614
You could say he's.... like a fool.

>>68398755
and you're just as bad as him
if you don't find that sobering you're beyond help

>>68398716
My king...
My bro...

>>68398835
This place is where I like to post, it's calling a spade a spade, get off your high horse

>>68398912
>no you see my schizophrenia is the good kind, not like that other guy
Consider not posting here anymore

>>68398989
Kay dude, see you next time the Gooks bankroll her, make sure to keep your anger in check

stop giving attention to the weirdo and enjoy bae playing the game.

I have a peaceful pair

this is just the energy drink side quest from 0

>Kiryu buys a salt stone for 100k yen
>Joker buys a salt stone for 100k yen
they are?!

Too many people are giving her advice and not realizing it's not Y0.

I love that heat action

is Bae a mouth breather?

>>68399620
When shes very focused yeah she goes permanent :O mode.

Thanks for wasting time again chat

>>68399650
>Wasting time
>Literally blind and ignores the traffic cone
No you're just retarded actually

Look at the traffic cones bae...

>>68399728
That's the wrong Traffic cone...

>>68399728
>>68399776
does it look like it's shaking you lobotomites

IMAGINE

>>68399876
imagine what? Bae with f-cups?

>>68400005
big rat....

>Acting all prude and still fell for it
bae...

BAE WHAT ARE YOU GAY?

Not a brat, does seeing Bae get drenched over Kiryu and Majima in 0 feel like NTR?

>>68400193
>Drenched
>kiryu

What?

>>68400193
By the fantasies of a yumejo?

>>68400193
watch less porn

lately we have been getting too many retards coming in here.

>>68400193
Shiori baits didn't work huh?

>>68400005
Big fat rat tats…

>>68400298
the retards are in the walls

Bae's complete freakout over anything sexual never gets old

>>68399620
When she’s focused she air cools yeah

>>68400306
Shiori antis having to fabricate entire arcs of bait in their minds only to face fall first is kind of endearing

Forgiveness instantly bought as soon as she heard about the casino

kek the despawn

is this thread written by chatgpt?

A rat denied her EXP...

>>68400005
Just
IMAGINE

>>68400577
Hey those tits look like her normal tits
you scamming be buddy?

Majima Nowhere System…

>>68400193
I'm literally Majima irl, if anything this gives me hope.

Majima HATES her and is actively avoiding her

>>68400615
Sorry that must've been a bad angle

>>68400577
These are barely even bigger than normal

>>68400615
Jesus you're greedy. Fine, here.

>>68400665
You're intelligent and nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor and an eyepatch?

>>68400683
Good lord, did she become Etsuko?

theres so many ppl she could be talking to on the side of the street but she keeps running

This isn't even Kiryu getting scammed anymore, its just a mugging

Oh nice a free sword

>>68401047
>11:38PM taco tom Member (1 year)This isnt even a scam anymore its a mugging

I agree with you my guy

Did the Japanese really carry Katanas around tokyo in 2005?

>>68400989
She wants to find her oshi.

>that reaction to a big black man
Oh no

GARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSTEEEEEEEEEEEER
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLMEEEEEEEES

How did they allow a group of homeless to turn a public park into their own village?

>>68401477
The same way the homeless built fortresses under every overpass in California

>>68401477
The economic collapse hit Kamurucho hard…

Komaki in K1 is in the park right

I wonder if this is what the addicitive cabbage from that one chapter of hyakkano was based on

you have to let go of majima, baetyan...
the accident wasn't your fault...

>>68401742
baetyan cabbage kisses....

>>68401477
Leaving the homeless to their own devices in a small corner of the city is better than wasting manpower trying to move them on.
They get the park and the police only have to have a few officers nearby to deal with issues instead of needing to cover a wide area.

>>68401854
I like that she went from kinda dreading seeing him to hunting him for EXP lmao

oh wow! i wonder what Kiwami means

This thai dude looks like my cousin back in my home country

>>68402628
joe higashi looking ass

is this nigga fighting with jordans jesus they really got it right

Is Gary's voice modulated? because it sounds so strange.
>>68402553
KIWAMI MEANS EXTREME

>>68402553
KIWAMI MEANS EXTREME

>>68402783
https://youtu.be/qxyv8y4v0MU?si=f9PqtDN4XfpCynrF&t=224

this is the voice actors normal voice

>>68402754
>every type of sneakers is a jordan's
fuck off /pol/ack

>>68402890
You're telling my my nigga gary isn't really voiced by a JSL black man?

>>68402936
shh its funnier this way

does she need to talk to komaki to learn tiger drop?

>>68403038
she needs to go through komaki's questline to unlock it, which makes the later half of the game bearable

kek i love u bae, you finally learned your damage can actually go up

TL note: KIWAMIIIIII!!!!!! means EXTREMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>68402998
fuck off to the catalog

Good fight Gary, you're a real one
See you in 2 my nigga

>>68403191
He will surely go back if you give him exactly what he wants, the attention. Very smart, anon.

>>68403243
he still shows up in the colliseum, so if we gaslight bae into finishing it to go against hanyaman...

Bae’s cry of MY DAUGHTER was powerful

>BATTINGU CENTA

>batting cages

Well she's getting that Majima encounter soon kek

Well Bae is meeting Majima anyway

>Haruka kidnapping: 1 of 12

Bae....how are you this bad at following a purple arrow...

Nevermind it was a coin locker moment my bad lmao

>Nears Haruka
>Suddenly it starts raining keys

i still dont get why they wrote majima like that in 0 when he's a cooky villain in the series

Majima sure does love this batting center

mad dog time!

I wonder if Majima will be redeemed at all in bae's eyes when he kinda calms down later

>>68405265
He's immediately a lot better in 2

>>68405265
kiwami 1 he's just a comedy relief who hides in the trash
he gets better

my hakotan is so bad at punishing and is always mashing...her footsies are atrocious...

Fighting Mad Dog Majima with rush style really feels like a DBZ fight

>>68405133

Do these bosses have way too much HP or is Bae just playing poorly?

>>68405762
this is a major fight so it has major fight hp

>>68405762
It's all on Bae, she keeps button mashing and getting punished for it.

one thing i despise in this game is the tracking in certain majima moves that will either find you three screens away or whiff completely
>>68405762
every kiwami boss has at least 2 more health bars than it should

>>68405762
she's not using her environment

>>68405762
Bae is playing very badly lmao

>>68405852
we missed a heat where he uses the baseball laucher

Well she's halfway there

Bae is so close and yet so far with that twist guess lmao

Nishiki you complete retard...

Story's picking up real good now, this is where she gets hooked

Does anyone remember what chapter it was when Kiryu and Nishiki have that talk that gets heated

>>68406487
Do you mean in 0? The end of chapter 6 is the forest scene

Man seeing Kashwagi here just reminds me of that moment in Yakuza 3 when Kashiwagi just fucking gets torn to shreds with a machine gun and Kiryu barely reacts and never talks about him again

>>68406561
No. Later in this game Kiryu and Nishiki have a sit down at the bar like old times and chat, before they get to the matters at hand and things get heated and I think Kiryu punches Nishiki

Hopefully she's able to find majima a couple more times this stream at least

am i the only one who thinks 0 ruins Nishiki?
I feel like without 0, Nishiki is a serviceable villain: he's a guy who could never step out of Kiryu's shadow that you barely even remember, but still feel some kind of nostalgia for.

After 0, you learn he's just a bitch that mindbroke himself after Kiryu left his side

>>68407337
Speak of the Devil

? he's right there

>>68407402
yeah just as I posted it rofl, he really is everywhere

Breaker style is so fucking annoying to fight, motherfucker has the longest strings in the world

wonder how many gallons per min bae can achieve during a idol meeting

>>68408998
Imagine Bae with endless piss mana

LMAO HERE IT IS

GOROMI SOON

she found mesuking herself lmao

Goromi AND Mesuking lmao

GOROMI SOON
MESUKING NOW

Bae's reactions are always hilarious with these sections

>>68410138
>my mfw when boob and vagene

>>68410138
Her slow blinks always crack me up

What does Bae see in the damselfly over kabuto-chan, bros?

damn i wanna fuck nenes beetles

>>68410414
>despair

that's a big ladybug

im going to bed
goodnight and remember, bae is your main target of focus

>>68410708
Sorry buddy I'm here for Kiryu

>>68410708
Goodnight and fuck you I will talk about Hakotan as much as I want. Bae who?

I'm falling asleep in my desk.... matane guys....

God I miss the money throwing

>>68411386
Me too chatguy, me too

Rina is a bit of an oddball huh

This is fucking kino

ENTER
GOROMI
Kek

This motherfucker is giving you an earnest and honest talk about his past while crossdressing in a cabaret club

This is so fucking good

>>68412025
I love that he actually opens up kek

This is everything I wanted out of the Majima Everywhere system kek

Seeing the live deconstruction of Zero Majima within Bae's mind

Majima is just bae's punching bag now

I miss her so much bros...

>>68412575
Haha great joke man, I think I saw it in chat

>>68412592
????

>>68412627
You know, chat, your oshi

>>68412653
is this schizoposting or a tourist or both

I miss goromi too

>>68412709
Aw dont be coy, you love chat so much, you practically feed it to this thread, so we never miss a beat

It's wild how many people see this absolute tank of a man (sometimes even with a weapon) and go "yeah I can take him"

>>68412791
My thoughts going through 5 and having packs of fucking lanky ass hosts stopping me every 10 steps

>>68412830
Definitely seems like the other games could benefit from Y0's money throw mechanic
God that game seems really well designed compared to Kiwami so far

>>68412791
Like half of Kiryu's problems are just randoms going

>>68412791
I love the part in 2 where they smash that fucking bottle over his head and he doesn't even flinch. I'd be running away the moment I saw that shit