/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Midsemi Midlock

I wish I could just nap until it was time for Ami's stream, I miss her...

>>68276967
I'm sorry, Midsemiposter, I just don't have it in me today...

Mio Love!

Full Nelson

gm i feed eepy embr !
please everyone have a good week !!

I miss my mayor

>>68278228
Those are some soft curves and titties Emrbrbro nice job

>>68278228
The same to you, king.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new GREAT Purple Smoke speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Be happy if you have to. That is my advice. Keep smiling, yeah, just keep smiling. Just throw away your pride and keep on smiling.
Thank you for your attention.

the fuck is wrong with people?
>why yes we can get Mio making us cum with hag voice
>lets go for normal Mio trying to be a dom

muyu died and fish replaced her with an AI

>>68278228
Your gift of big soft Ebr has already made my week a little better, mysterious drawfriend, I hope yours is good too

>>68279438
Fish would have bigger things to worry about if Muyu died than just needing to replace her

Mio is the love of my life and I wanna lick her ass

Someone should check up on Orla. I'm sure she's fine but things like that definitely sting

>>68280680
It ain't Orla people should be worrying about.

>>68280680
I'm sure she'll be alright. At this point the worst of the situation is already over and Doki's coming back in just a couple of days, so she's probably feeling relieved if anything.

>>68280680
>>68281097
Breaking News:
Tazumi's yacht was found at the bottom of the ocean. The only clue is a copy of Zoobooks at the scene of the crime.

Meru Love!

>>68278251
HANBI LOVE
TYPHOID HATE
GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER GET BETTER

>>68281097
Oh for sure we're gonna get a huge fucking rant if she decides to stream

where overlap

>>68282646
Overlap will begin in approximately two hours

>>68282229
>Open Orla stream
>See this

I wanted to commission some porn of Mio but I'm too autistic and can't explain what I want exactly on skeb

>>68283633
do you want help? maybe you have a reference? I'd have thought the skeb format lends itself well to autism

>>68283633
Explain here or post examples, what's causing you problems?

Hi, I hope your Monday is going easy for you. Ilove my smart, dorky spidermomma and miss the tender feeling of her fists slamming into my belly at 800 miles per hour. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>68283837
>>68283849
It's like, in my head I know what poses I want but I don't know how to put it into words, at best I think I would end up just finding an image that's close to what I have in mind and saying to change the girl to Mio but I don't know if that's enough

>>68284286
Go through Mio's skeb accounts to get an idea

>>68284286
if it's a pose and not a "position" with a tag name then yeah, that might be tougher and warrant finding a reference.

>>68284286
oh yeah and adding to that, since you're supposed to post it in english and it gets machine translated to english I'm always afraid a few things will get lost in translation

>>68284906
translated to japanese, I mean

>>68284906
Use deepl to translate it works great make sure to use normal sentence structure.

oh no I forgot today was penis inspection day at school oh god oh fuck

>>68285536
It's so fucking over bro...

>>68285536
lol nooooo miss dokuro please don't crawl inside my urethra lmao that'd be so embarrassing haha

>>68279265
Mommyfags btfo

MUYU IS BACK LET'S FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/lbCoZJaYuCU
https://youtu.be/lbCoZJaYuCU
https://youtu.be/lbCoZJaYuCU

Moochads stay winning
Moofags in shambles

>>68286985
Moobros..

>>68286985
I'm gonna have a cow

WE ARE SO BACK

Nice hat

It's Muchouli!

BWEH (BWEH)

I love hearing happy healthy cowe again

DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Good news]
Muyu is foine!

>Went to the skin doctor to get her allergies checked
>Got told to go to a psychiatrist
Moomoo...

>Muyu's not a sadgirl, Muyu's a BAD girl
X

>>68287699
Still coughing though...

I love my cow wife so much it hurts(good)

[Non-news]
Muyu wants to play Ultrakill

>"Are you good with spicy food?"
>...No.
>It's a painful time in the bathroom, and then it's over.

>>68288477
Just like Ember mama....

>>68288838
Ember is a lot better than she was but rib injuries with a cough is nothing to ignore. I wanted to box her bloody ears till she saw sense... Her and Muyu are too alike.

>>68288536
Does Muyu have the right mental illness for ULTRAKILL?

>>68289008
Yes
https://youtu.be/7ASFKFPhkZo
https://youtu.be/IoJSTEFcK10

insane how much I missed this brat

Speaking of Ebr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3oL0HL5KKU

Mio smell status?

>>68289576
Rancid.

>>68289181
Ebr will be singing a song
https://twitter.com/lonealphamusic/status/1754620583520665895

Muyu...

>>68289111
based

DA GWATE BOIPOLE SMORNK

Reminder that Lisa is streaming early for most of this week, music review in 15 minutes

>>68289816
>Alohaii
If I know the guy's work it will be a good song, but I've just got one question. Do all of his songs sound so summer-y? I can't figure out how else to describe it.

B A D A S S
H A R D C O R E
B A D T O T H E B O N E

op

>Cupid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I know this one!
>doesn't know it
>Oh wait, I know this one!
>doesn't know it
I love her so much, bros.

[Shocking news]
ami monke later
https://youtu.be/nvaPbV_QJW4

>>68291191
>silent
LIES

REAL HUMAN BEAN

>>68291191
Heh. Silly spidermom girl just couldn't make the whole two days without us, huh?
UUUUUU AMI IT'S BEEN SUCH A SHITSHOW WITHOUT YOU I MISS YOU SO MUCH UUUUUUU

>>68289181
Luv me some Eber and Airi
>>68289816
Luv me some Eber singing too

It brings me great joy to hear Muyu singing her heart out once again, as God intended

>>68289576
Delicious and well done

>Time After Time
It's over for me

Sheepy soon (real)
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1754626795641745687

>>68284286
I've seen plenty of skebs with multiple image links attached for reference so that's not a problem

>>68290166
I know what you mean and yeah that's very much his style, one of Shiki's original song is basically what you mean
https://youtu.be/Ts8w1Cjglww

Is it still gosling if you want the girl as your daughter?

>>68292326
Goslings come in different forms, you do you anon

[Non-news]
Muyu is hungry

>>68292833
>I'm not hungry!
Don't believe her lies

(Don't) kiss Muyu

It has been ZERO streams since Muyu got jumpscared by her own bell

MUYU SEXY

Can someone direct me to the best Miori ASMR streams? I hadn't heard anything from her in a while and the asmr stream she did today was a very pleasant experience

Y A R A N A I K A

>>68293653
Her last membership one made me cum buckets

>>68293672
I've got this saved in my Nen folder for some reason.

She was so out of synch with the BGM for the whole stream but she's had such a good time I don't even care

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU

>>68293878
Oh, she does ASMR for members often?

>>68293952
Makes sense to me

Bratty fucking cow, calling me a bottom and then ending stream before corrective measures can be applied...

Sleepy's playing more Wind Waker
https://youtu.be/ddosZfHdPIE

>>68294802
Glad to hear her grandma's doing okay

wose...

MUSIC REVIEW IS FINALLY BACK
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

>>68295625
why does she have a spoon

>>68295686
OH FLIP

You love to see it

>>68295686
HOLY MOLY IT'S LISAAAAUUUURRR

>>68294153
members ASMR is more or less sporadic, extremely good whenever she does one though

>I was gonna stream an hour earlier but I got sent on random errands
One day soon she'll be free...

[Good news]
Lisa's been taking her antibiotics to get better

>Lisa felt sick to her stomach after doing the VR stream
>Tried testing it out more over the weekend and almost vommed

>>68295686
I love Music Review but honestly the live requests of radio sheepy is the better format. The ideal form would be the live requests of RS combined with the active model and non-muted reactions of MR

I miss my boyfriend.

I want Lisa to hit me in the face

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

I have a visceral reaction to that phone alarm sound

>>68296272
Is it worth?

sore losers just cant keep their mouths shut it seems

>>68297267
That alarm sound gives me flashbacks to going to bed at 4am and setting an alarm for 6am

>give me a minute
>DRAAAAAAAAAAAA-mutes

>>68297396
Lisa is sillier than usual today

I love my needy girlfriend

>>68297564
Imagine the smell

[Ami news]

she is making hot choccy for stream and has invited you to match her

>>68295625
I hope she's doing okay

>Hears Australian accents
>"Bri'ish men!"

>>68297564
>deleted
I don't understand this bitch, what's wrong with that tweet?

>>68298072
she shy uweh

YOINKER ALERT
WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST YOINK OF THE DAY

>>68298072
Doesn't she just always delete everything?

>Oh my god, there's bees in my microphone

[Good news]
Lisa has been blessed by the beagle today
https://youtu.be/HHOn8u-c2wk

>>68297715
Stranded bucko on a tropical country here... I don't want to boil, Ami... unless that makes me tastier when it's time to join the rest of the gang inside her tummy

>>68297564
She is so cute bros <3

>>68298072
She is shy and cute... And doesn't like the attention from /here/ uweeeeh

Lisa is groovin'

>>68298472
This album fucking SLAPS

DOTA

I missed music review so much

VI SITTER HA DOTA

>what nationality is Basshunter?
>Swedish?
>I like IKEA meatbakk
>IKEA good

dota is for DORKS

>>68298778
Please don't stone me to death but Lisa teaching Pippa about the beagle was a very cute moment

>>68299181
>apex
lol lmao

>I'm yoinking this
SHE'S DOING IT AGAAIINNNN

>>68299181
The only reason you say that is because you got banned...

>>68299187
Most people here would probably agree that Lisa x Pippa collabs are generally very cute and fun when they happen, we just get sick of people begging for them constantly and generally treating Lisa like a Pippa accessory

Ceiling gays!?

Lisa's sharing her chip with me, later nerds

>>68299666
Lisa sharing chippies with Satan!

>This is fucked up

>>68299187
i think the worst you can say about pippa is that she's an idiot and also absolutely atrocious at tard wrangling. if she were better at the latter the former wouldn't be anything even worth mentioning, but honestly i don't know how i'd go about tard wrangling capipis myself.

>>68299187
>>68299415
Indeed. PippaxLisa colabs were very cute and fun but people ask them both almost every stream and it's clearly super fucking awkward.

>>68299746
This is art

>"He put his whole kenussy into it"
>EWWWWW!

YEAAAAAAAAAAH WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH

>Screaming and clapping with joy because she managed to convince ONE (1) Sheeple to use a separate shampoo and conditioner

Where is the Chai special guest appearance, I was told Chai would be showing up

>>68296880
>I honestly should do it that way, that wouldn't be a bad idea
>Maybe I'll do it radio style next time (next month)
Your wishes have been heard

>Things coming out that editors were offered upwards of $20 (that is not a typo) for edited videos for Nijisanji.
Oh yeah, Mio totally got paid $10 a song.

WE GOT THE C-WORD PASS

>>68300543
CUTIEFUJI LIIIIIIIISA

>>68300648
CUNNINGFUJI LISA

Ami is live with a "silent" thumbnail making monki stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvaPbV_QJW4

Oh to wrap Lisa up in a big leaf of spinach

>Lisa's Roman empire was the Salem witch trials

>Lisa mentioning Salem Witch trials
I'm only vaguely aware of it because I'm not a burger, were they as bad as the European witch hunts?

Cat?

>>68301281
no. it was mostly just in one little place (only a few dozen died), and it was mostly just for the sake of stealing some land.

>>68301231
>I would wear a funny hat

>>68301281
We all learned about them in school.
They were pretty infamous but I don't think they were reeeally as wide-spread as the European ones. But still anyone could be accused of being a witch and it was basically guilty until proven innocent.

EMBER’S FAT ASS IN MY FACE

>>68301490
uuu i miss this cutie with a booty

I missed the yapping of this sheepy

>>68301845

shimadders scheddy

Learning about Lisa's tastes in fiction!

Ami is a true dork and retro enthusiast and I love her for it

CHESSNAAAAWWWWWSS

Oh god not this video. Didn't Muyu try to show this to Saya?

>>68302557
>Didn't Muyu try to show this to Saya?
That collab was a rapid fire fever dream but I do remember this being in there, yeah

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

just about all of the rest of this godforsaken hobby is on fire and my tiny bladder spidermom is geeking out about her girly japanese retro game console archival efforts
i love her so much.

[Lisa news]
She's going to explode

>>68280680
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1754658198718689751

Orla...
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1754658198718689751

>>68302987
>>68302989
kiss

YEEEEEEHAWFUJI LISA

I need a clip of that yee-haw, twitch won't let me

>>68302987
>>68302989
auntie... i'm so sorry...

>>68302987
>>68302989
Hang in there, auntie...

>I need a cowboy hat
>This town ain't big enough for the... all of us

>>68302987
>>68302989
Chair girl...

Holy fuck

SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SHE'S SO KAWAII
CAN'T DENY

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE WORLD

>>68303948
>>68304380
The whiplash hit me like a truck

SHEEPY-HIMESAMA

ami is rubbing her legs together

truly one of the ami moments of all time

>>68305128
Plump spinneret absolutely devouring her leggings

>>68305128
The eternal wedgie queen

>>68305457
YOU ARE THE WEDGIE QUEEN, OLD BUT SWEET A WHOLE BAZILLION AND THREE

The doctor will see you now
https://youtu.be/ILApkFOLoL8

ami's gonna get into a fucking shoot out with the photoshop police LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>68302987
>>68302989
She wasn't exaggerating when she called it a shrine, damn. Auntie... I actually saw Selen in a few collabs after Orla left, she was pretty cool.

>>68302987
>>68302989
>full-on itabag
Fucking based.

How likely is it that Dizzy inserts mpreg into this stream?

Evil Ami and Good Dizzy overlap...

CARELESS WHISPER JUMPSCARE

ami just myuah'd me
later virgins

I fucking hate Dizzy so god damn much

>>68306176
Dizzy Dokuro (Jeff Goldblum)

I want to be lobotomized and bred by Dizzy

>>68306107

Bonus points for using MMD lmao

I thought that was Ember for a second

>There's a build up of cake in her brain
>You might even say she's been... caked up
BOOOOOOO

lewd ami timestamp

[Dizzy news]
She condones sex with bears

>>68307086
Okay, but are we talking Golden Kamuy style or Baldur's Gate style?

>>68307241
baldur's gate is for bear sex, golden kamuy is for bear FUCKING.

Dizzy can't handle her own bit

>>68307086
is there a creature or non-living object she condemns having sex with?

>>68307086
Male bears will kill the cubs of female bears to force them to go into estrus again so they can come in and get her pregnant, Dizzy is no doubt aroused by that behavior

>>68307311
I want to trap Dizzy in a room and force her to rewatch some of her streams in front of an audience of her RL acquaintances.

Pon wolf...

BOT HATE

I want to adopt her and give her all the pats and scritches she can take...

>>68307673
I wasn't even capable of chatting because I was appreciating that freeform song

>>68300397
Eeeeeexcellent.

I hope I didn't miss my song while I ate and lisa got raided by bots...

furry ami perfectly insulated from the winter weather

>Ember's brain is dominated primarily by hunger and cute young girls
>As long as we keep her fed her hunger is kept at bay
>As for the young girls, it's a common occurrence

>>68308093
Ember's gonna eat all the cunnies...

>Jelly's brain is too big for her skull

> Ami is going to eat the tax cost of previous productions
MAKE MONEY!!!!!

>>68299290
She was lying right, RIGHT?

ami love bucko

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

Strive to be Lisa's hype goblin in her next concert

I'm happy my spidermom is happy

>>68307361
Yeah, me ;_;

Can you handle TWO sheepys?

This is why you don't shake your babies

>>68309243
>Inside you there are two sheepies
>One is Cutiefuji Lisa
>One is Chuunifuji Lisa

Lisa has so many subspecies

Thank you jesus

[Good news]
Lisa will eat a quesadilla after this

wtf where did the doctor go

>Lisa finishes the reviews for today
>Proceeds to yap
I love her so much

LISA CUTE

>Lisa zatsu on Wednesday is the "assigning fruits to music genres" idea she had a while ago

Do we really deserve Ami
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1754682311562363325

>"I had a dream that if I ate at a Texas Roadhouse I'd have bad luck, but if I ate mashed sweet potato I'd have good luck"
>Actually ate mashed sweet potato the next day
She's such a fucking doofus

Mio https://youtu.be/D81WUbN8jgQ

>>68311247
Yuuna going Freddy Kruger style to plant the idea of eating food in Lisa's dreams

I can't believe we all missed this entire Ami stream...

Sheepy will be really busy this month, lots of recording

>>68311185
No, but if we be the best buckos we can be we just might

LISA LOVE

>>68311536
DON'T CHU THAT AREA PON WOLF IT'S SENSITIVE

[Mio news]
She has a very big band aid over her very big boobies

bros, are you staying alive? Board is fast as hell.
Anyways, stream COLORS, Ember's cover is approaching 100 K views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILm-Eqnf0iU

>>68311464
true that, true that

>>68311719
Surprisingly we survived pretty well today despite our usual busiest timeslot being relatively empty.
>Anyways, stream COLORS
I will. I listened to it before working out yesterday too and it filled me with motivation, I love Eber.

Zero days without being jealous of a Japanese-Brazilian man

>>68312053
/tsunx/ and a comeback /ag/ survived against all odds... home...

>>68311719
this thread's not really all that slow unless it's total dead hours. we gud

THE MIO SMELL

>>68312198
What a week, huh?

>>68311719
I don't know anything about music, but I appreciate that none of Ember's songs so far sound autotuned to hell, like the ones from so many vtubers.

>>68312486
Wose, it's monday.

>>68312660
I basically only listen to Phase music. Most of the songs are fine. Maybe the most autotuned are Pippa and Lia, but everybody else is pretty okay.

Mio one stream "i need to stop calling out people specially" next stream "I miss you" "I miss you" I miss you" make your mind up woman lol

For somebody who doesn't really make video games a significant part of her brand at all Mio is surprisingly decent when it comes to actually learning to play them

>>68312807

>>68313154
>Immediately starts getting filtered by Gekkos

>Is the Sam DLC harder than the main game?
She didn't know?

>>68312857
I wonder if some day doing that will backfire and some regulars will stop coming to stream for a while just so they can hear that, I honestly considered doing it a few times

>"No shame in easy mode"
>Actually, tons of shame in easy mode!
Mio is more based than usual today

>>68313905
Its a pretty bad thing to be rewarding. It also devalues people who continue to show up. Either way I want her to pick and stick lol

Have you ever had anger that felt so good you avoid things that would cheer you up? Sorry Ami.

Hello, any ideas for Valentine's drawings?

SHE'S SO KAWAII (bitrate crunched to hell for the authentic experience)

>>68314539
Dizzy on an aquarium date (with me)

>>68313644
What a year huh

>One hour in and Mio has made no progress in the DLC whatsoever because she's been slamming her face into the first VR mission she saw
This is such a Mio thing to do

Trapped in virtual reality hell with Mio!

Shimada Tekken 8
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

Mio...

>>68315999

WE'RE FREE

>>68314276
yeah and she encourages it

Mio is getting her ass kicked today

>sucks at game
>lets her frustration out on chat
wow Mio is a real bitch

>>68317665
Nah, just a couple of dumb fucks in chat

[Shimada news]
She is a female misogynist now

>>68317804
what were they saying?

>>68314276
Regulars devalue themselves, this is apparently how obsessed you look when you're always there.

https://twitter.com/crybabyVT/status/1754269445306847651

>>68318038
>pronouns in bio
Opinion discarded.

>>68318175
>32K likes
And some of them from /tsunx/ streamers.

>>68318239
aren't they calling them upelons now

>>68318239
Explain to me why that should make me care about some literal who's Twitter post.

Art...

>>68318291
Because you apparently care about the identity behind an opinion and there are 32,000 identities behind that opinion including people without pronouns in their bio whose streams you watch. Do you need any further clarification?

>>68318038
Yet if regulars stop showing up every time, her numbers drop off the map, she has a mental breakdown and quits streaming. Great plan

nijisanji is imploding right in front of our faces and you're still posting this mio bait slop

truly a nigger among niggers.

>>68318421
Also art

imagining my spider mom's spinneret

>>68314671
>>68318351
Today's stream was great, I'm glad music review is finally back

>>68318421
>>68318807
The Shimada viewing experience is so hard to describe

>>68318621
Black and white thinking isn't a great approach.

How is the rising DLC? I loved the game.

>>68319003
>A guy got really little, he crawled into his gay boyfriend's penis, then he got very big, and then blew him up from the inside
I need to stop watching this woman IMMEDIATELY

New thread
>>68319370
>>68319370
>>68319370