/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thanks for za bread!

Thanks for the bread!

How far into the first game do you even meet Majima again?

>>68302050
literally one or two missions in.
He goes "damn kiryu you got soft" and starts jumping you to train you.
ALSO PLEASE PLEAS EPLEASE SOMEONE SUPERCHAT HER AND TELL HER TO UNLOCK THE KIWAMIS OTHERWISE THE BOSSES WILL HEAL

>>68302050
You meet Majima for the first time before you go to prison in the prologue.

Rrat Love

Bread!
Man I didn't get to play kiwami by myself... I am gonna get another game spoiled... but now that I think about it, does it count as spoiler if I watch every single moment of the game instead of playing? I am still experiencing it...

>>68302686
I dont have time to play video games anymore so watching Bae experience this franchise while I lay in bed is pretty much my substitute .

Thanks for the bread!
Majima Everywhere soon!

I'm excited

I'd appreciate it if this stream did not go till 7 am

>>68304298
It will and you will like it

>>68304298
1 pm. Take it or leave it.

I've been thinking about after I beat 0 just skipping 1, watching Bae play it and playing 2 instead. Should I?

Will Bae dry up once she sees how post Yakuza 0's Majima is outside of the haircut?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oqOrCEjPcAI

>>68305345
Go ahead, Kiwami 2 is the better game in my opinion and has a different gameplay

She HATES that brat who also cries when she ends her stream

YO BAE
TWO MONTHS IN JAPAN MADE YOU A PUSSY

#Jerkoffwellbae

I can't believe she's dead...

holy shit she hates us so bad

Bros.. the tummy hort medicine had a sedative side effect...

>>68305892
w-why would she hate me I just miss her

Bae is wanking it to a meme50 doujin...

C-Cheesed to meet you?

This fucking rat better not be snoozing right now...

BAE'S ASS EXPLODED AND SHE PASSED OUT ON THE TOILET PASS IT ON

her: you better not be a eepy weepy sleepy rat if you think we fucking
me asf:

What's the over under on her being up all night playing Palworld again

hahahaaha hakotan is DUMB

>>68305894
2 YEARS IN THE SHED MADE YOU A FUCKIN' IDOL

>>68306285
This isn't Hakotan you fucking fool, you absolute buffoon, you utter cretin
This is HakoTARO (smells bad)

>>68306285
THAT'S IT MIOPOSTER, BRING IT

>>68305963
>>68306214
imagine the smell...

>>68306402
ROUND 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7R_xQUiZvg

Does a titty tattoo, like bae's thumbnail picture, hurt more than a regular tattoo?

>I am physically, emotionally, mentally, spiritually, psychologically, metaphysically ready for this.
she was not ready...

>>68306515
Abso, freaking, tootely my guy
Anywhere there's a bunch of nerves = pain
Also anywhere there's surface level bone = big pain

Bae is going to be kicking herself for being late to her first Kiwami stream

She hates me the most

>>68306402

You think Bae would be turned on by being lifted up by her shirt with one hand?

>>68306515
Across the sternum is one of the most painful places for both man and woman

>>68306515
actually the part over her ribs would hurt more. Bones and Tatoos dont get along which is why i did my forearms instead of my hand

>>68306515
Bae does not have sensitive nipples

>>68306640
AIEE YOU'RE BACK

kek imagine if its like that mc stream she totally forgot for like two days

>>68306796
Zero fucking chance she'd forget about Kiwami

>>68306594
FeBaery is tough, I hope she just takes it as extra rest

>>68306796
She didn't even put up a frame for that stream because she memoryholed it so hard, this is just her having a snooze

>>68306712
I always thought palm tattoos were pretty cool but after seeing videos of tatted up dudes crying while getting it done I think I'm good

thanks youtube, very cool recommendation

5 days in and she's already a quitter? PSH typical

>>68306629
She has literally never commented on one of my comments. She hates me the most.

I think tattoos are for LOSERS

>>68307058
>*Rasengans you*

>>68307026
ultimately it depends on your pain tolerance and sometimes the literal thickness of your skin.
My friend was almost criying getting his done, while another friend who is terrified of needles being completely fine
>>68307116
mohammed shut up and bring me another kebab

>>68306714
I told you brratling, this Sunday at Backlash, I'll win our steel cage match for the "Bae loves me the most" championship...

Bae actually read one of my comments a couple months ago so it's pretty safe to say that she loves me the most

BAE HAS SALMONELLA AND SHIT HERSELF TO SLEEP

Man all these thoughts of Bae's exploding colon is making me have to poop

bae doko?

Wait, does she know?

>>68306402
>>68306640
>>68307144
PREDICTABO!
HAAHHAHAHA
RAAAAGINNNNNGG STOOOOOOORM
"The Weak Shall Perish"
>T. Geese Howard

Have we come up with any Bae over sleeping lore? Like what does she REALLY do when shes late.

>>68306515
tattoo is shit. you damage your skin like crazy and ink will leak into your bloodstream.

>>68307287
she read more of my comments when I wasn't a member. guess when chat is mostly green, grey stands out...

>>68307640
Well for Baesona we just thought she was masturbating to the red head

>>68307536
Not so fast, Geesu...you're fate was sealed long before this bread was ever baked...

>>68307640
>Have we come up with any Bae over sleeping lore?
yes
>Like what does she REALLY do when shes late.
sleep

She's awake!

>>68307726
>Comes back for every single KoF with no explanation despite being dead since the inception of it
Give in to your fears! DEEEADLY RAVE

bae liked a pic of mine on twitter long time ago, that was neat

>>68307652
Mashallah sister

I think this game will make her very sad considering how invested she is in Kiryu and Nishiki's brotherhood

>>68308006
oh yeah Niski turns into a dick right

>>68308006
It's ok I will hug her and kiss her after the stream until she feels better

>>68308006
>immediately retcons 0
>Nishiki is a non character
0 was great but it does give a lot of whiplash in the context of the rest of the series. shame kiwami made zero attempts at making a retelling of 1 after 0, and just copy and pasted the old ps2 script

>>68308006
If she's like me she'll probably hate it because its such a retarded rug pull.

Chaos has arrived!

>>68308118
>retcons 0
God, that makes me feel a little better skipping Kiwami 1.

telly!

>>68308305
Well it's not really a retcon, they just tell the story they wrote like 18 years before 0, it's assbackwards

>>68308118
Calling 1 a retcon of a game that came after it is a little strange

>>68308305
It's more like 0 was an attempt at making characters from 1 more likable, but they went too far with it and practically made different characters

>>68308042
Immediately.

BAE'S EXPLODING SHITS ARE CANON

Remember to ask bae her opinion on facial hair after Majima shows up

>>68308385
And that would've been fine had K1 continued those characters (Nishiki at least). Issue is the writing takes a HARD turn back to 2005, even though its a "remake".

Like, Nishiki is IMMEDIATELY an asshole. The game needed some "remember the good old days?" parts, it has none. 0 is kinda that, but 1 needs to stand on its own.

did you guys get snacks? I only got a monster didn't have money for chips or anything

>sega jumpscare
>every time
never gets old

Might have to go back and make a compilation every time Bae gets scared by the SEGA logo

is this after the economy collapsed in real time?

>Papa Rat used to look like Kiryu
HOLY SHIT NEW LORE

>Papa rat used to rock the Kiryu 'do
what the fuck I was not ready for this

>Bae's dad had the same hairstyle
HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>68308926
>>68308949
how hard is she going to self insert as Haruka lmao

>I'm older than Kiryu now
I'm not okay with this...

>>68309037
Haruka's gonna kick her maternal instincts into overdrive and I'm ready for it

>>68308926
>>68308949
>>68308987
>The kangaroo of Down under

>>68309085
Who let you out of the nursing home oji-san?

>>68308827
Yup, I mean the entire crux of the game is a missing 100 million Yen.

>>68309194
reject old age, return to baby

>>68309098
That daughter named Haruka Bae wants? Mine.

I love getting CP!

>>68309465
Pebble...

>>68309465
How did a chumbud sneak in here?

>>68309512
kek Hey gotta watch big sisters streams too.

Ah finally, home, to the real Majima

You can hear her soul leave her body.

>>68309740
enjoy it while it lasts, he goes sane in 4 or 5 again

Just joined, wrd?

LMAO

>>68309774
Semi-Sane.

>>68309598
oh so you really are a pebble... me too...
Captcha: MYVAN

>>68309802
>wrd

>>68309802
Bae overslept after shitting her guts out on the toilet
Bae HATES Majima

Kek, the whiplash she's getting and going to get with Majima is going to be fun.

Honestly, they fucked up by making Majima TOO cool in 0

>>68309802
how are you later than bae moomer poster!!

>>68309875
>shitting her guts out on the toilet
what happened

>>68309904
I like the cool Majima and the crazy Majima, but yeah, they're kinda different characters.

I don't like the moddy, depressed Majima of 4+

>>68309882
She's seeing it now. Pekora went through the same thing too

Bae is in fucking despair but me?
Flourishing, in my lane

this is hilarious

>he became nishitani
kek

>I want the ponytail back

>>68309873
sorry
>>68309875
I see, people spoiled here that nishiki is a very different character in kiwami, I wanna see bae's reaction to that.

Having a Flashback within a Flashback is always the dumbest.

>>68310269
How deep can we go

>>68309951
Guts played up after the radio stream and she forgot to set her alarm. She's feeling a little better now though.

>All the smoking you see Kiryu doing

heh... foreshadowing 2 decades...

>>68309904
The whole series has been overcorrecting Majima. Dude's best in 0 and then later as older side character that doesn't play Joker anymore.

>>68310372
No no, that was the nuclear waste, not the 40 years of booze and tobacco

>>68310372
he should just tiger drop the cancer

>Bae says this after exchanging rings with IRyS

>>68310609
yeah kek

>>68310609
I thought the same lel

>>68310609
Hey, we all have regrets.

>>68310609
>"rings has a romantic connotation"
hmmmm

>>68310609
THEY ARE
BAERYS ALWAYS WINS BABY

>Immediately thinks about how she would scam him if she was a the salesman

>>68310651
>>68310660
>>68310706
>>68310761
>>68310789
Ina...the mistress...

>>68310951
The poop ring...

FUCK OFF YOUTUBE CUNTS

>>68310874
Business rat grows stronger in cutthroat Japanese enviroment.

>>68310951
Seducing with tentacles and black magick...

>>68310874
I think it was more she has to look out for scams like that, and Kiryu is too dumb to

>>68310951
so IRL rings means friendship to bae, got it.

Kiwami has some of the most annoying boss fights in the whole series so hopefully she doesn’t end up hating the game

What's kiryu's actual height?

>>68311495
6 feet

>>68311495
6'0

>>68311412
she did consider playing these on easy to rush through the story... I won't be surprised if Shimano makes her do just that desu

>>68311495
Like 6 feet, tallest man in Japan

Man Youtube is being dogshit tonight

>>68311602
was just about to ask if it was me or not

is it youtube then? or bae?

>>68311546
>>68311551
so he ain't that tall everyone else is just actual jp height

>>68311641
Probably YouTube, it’s happening to me too

>What's a soapland bae

i dont remember this blatant padding

>>68311602
>>68311641
Lagging for me too yeah

>>68311735
It's where mommy is

>>68311767
Yeah me neither

>>68311735
a soapland is like a vtuber channel

KIRYU'S GOTTA CUM AGAIN

SHINJI
IVE GOTTA ORGASM
SO HARD

>>68311602
Fucking YouTube. Couldn’t even watch Majima’s reveal properly.

>>68311875
woah aniki, you sure have big balls full of cum.
Here, have some money

all that for a soapland joke
... worth it

2005 writing ladies and gentlemen

Just hopped onto the stream. This is my second Bae playthrough I'll be watching since I love the Yakuza series. WHOSE READY FOR SOME DEPRESSION?!?!?

GO GET HER TIGER MY BRO KIRYU HAS GAME

>>68312050
If you mean the ring story quest, wasn't that a Kiwami addition?

>>68312050
Substories in this one is basic as it's the very first game yeah

>>68312099
Kazuma "Playstation 5" Kiryu
BECAUSE HE HAS NO GAME

Reina is better than Yumi. Convince me otherwise. If Nishiki just went for her while she essentially spreading her legs wide open for him, none of this game would have happened and everyone would love happily ever after.

>>68312141
That was in the original too

>>68312058
yeah it's already starting up...

I WANNA DICK DOWN REINA SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>68312241
Guess I forgot

>>68312222
>If nishiki wasnt retarded and jealous then nothing bad would have happened
That's the entire point of his story. He went full niceguy

>>68312058
She was dying inside while seeing Majima beat that guy with the umbrella

>>68312254
This man is a man of class and high intelligence. Also I think she was hotter in the PS2 version.

>chat "NTR! NTR! BSS! BSS!"
The fuck? Her chat knows about those genres?

Reina is objectively hotter than Yumi but her voice in Yakuza 0 is better desu

The greatest mystery is why they decided to make Kiryu's first name Kazuma and his dad's last name Kazama

So unnecessarily confusing for new players

Wait is this the game where Majima dresses up as a woman and Kiryu acts disgusted? Because if so, oh boy this is gonna be interesting.

>>68312556
That's a part of the Majima Everywhere system yeah

youtube kun pls

>>68312556
This is the game where Majima pole dances seductively for Kiryu

Man even YT is getting depressed for what's about to happen...It's trying to stop Bae from seeing what's coming up next!

>>68312556
She'll never grind the system that much.

Man fuck YouTube not even 144p solves this

>>68312673
Don't you have to progress to certain ranks to even continue the main story?

Then again I haven't played Kiwami 1 in forever

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE!

neil what are you doing with the site

NEAL FIX YOUR SHIT

This is genuinely the worst night for Youtube to start with this shit

>>68312806
No. However, it does unlock a Kiwami Heat Action, which stops certain bosses from healing.

>>68312806
I don't think there is anything like that. Rushing the main story is possible. And honestly if you rush main story, only thing you miss out is Majima everywhere system.

>Did majima turn into Kiryu stalker
oof...

nishiki.....

And here is when Nishiki loses it.

>>68313342
It's the start. The game shows exactly how he went even deeper later

Imagine all the effort they put into humanizing Nishki in 0 but never once mention his sister once to set up that plot point.

Oh yeah, a lot of the substories in this game are pretty poop. Gotta stay true to the original

Date my beloved...

BALD

Ironically, Nishiki could have gotten what he wanted as a Yakuza (a reputation, which is necessary to climb up the ranks) if he went to jail. He would have needed to abandon his sister though on what would eventually become her death bed. He was just too soft to be a Yakuza.

>>68313486
One of the few people with a good fitting VA in the original dub

I honestly think the buffering has something to do with the adblocker shit. Even though I’m watching on a fucking PHONE.

>>68313486
Gotta love how he's always sounded 75, and then never ages in the series

Is this only on Bae's stream? Is YT fucking up on other streams as well?

>trauma induced youtube lag

>>68313630
he wasnt soft. He was overly ambitious.
The entire point of those first scenes is that Kiryu is soaring even though he stays humble and desires nothing but to repay his debts.

>Trauma induced YouTube lag
Kek

>>68313732
Mori's has been fine.

>>68313732
It's not her end, half of her pauses I'm not having issues in. Might be regional issues. Like US west is having an issue, then east, etc

agh fucking youtube my internet is already bad from the start I don't need you shitting yourself

God is it impressive how much they fucking ruined The End of a Drama in this game

Kiwami means EXTREME

>>68313732
There has been all kinds of shit in past two weeks and like that other anon, I watch with premium. Fucking annoying.

>Reads halfway through the explanation
>Too many words
>"Ok"

>>68313630
10 years in the joint would have made Nishiki a pussy

Kuze...

Nishiki…

nishikiiiiii

oh yeah.
Bae will scream bloody murder when kiryu slaps haruka

POW

That one rattled bae

>nishiki....

Bae is now the driest thing in Japan
All that goodwill Nishiki built up with her is GONE

>Ichiban hit a woman
Damn...

After watching S2 of Vinland Saga recently, man I see a lot of parallels between Ketil and Nishiki.

do you guys think bae got spoiled about nishiki? considerin taht she had to do the thumbnail

>>68314294
Saeko…

for people that know JP a bit, why do they say "ichi ni yon zero" for the number instead of just 1240?

>>68314265
That's the point of Y0. Build him up so that we watch him fall.

>>68314400
In mate numbers are said outloud one by one

>>68314350
Add what? The game's cover?

someone just called Nishiki "tommy ten years" oh my god lmfao

>>68314400
They do that in English too for inmate numbers

>did he go through a joker phase
i love her so much

They inmate wasn't actually hired by Sera by the way

holy shit nishiki got through puberty or something

>>68314502
>>68314447
ahh nrhd

That was a strong reaction

And to think...all this violence...all this suffering...all this death...was so that Nishiki could cuck Kiryu.

Bae likes the slick back hairstyle. Confirmed. Again.

>>68314450
She probably saw the first second of the intro which shows the final boss fight lmao

holy shit

>>68314644
I can tie my hair in a ponytail and slick it back
Yeah I'm thinking of me and Bae's childrens' names

>>68314644
IM SO IN! also koseki bijou is probably feeding her vergil pics

>>68314670
In fairness that's currently, back then it would been over the 100 million line at least.

>>68314670
Wow the exchange rate is that bad now huh

>>68314670
You'll need to adjust your calculations. Remember this is 10B yen in the early 2000's.

>>68314743
their money has been tanking for years now

>She already hates him

>>68314743
Yup. That's why so many tourists are going to Japan.

>>68314764
HOLY SHIT
that's like 3 dollars

NEAAALLLL

I guess Kiryu fighting Majima could be seen as a relatively friendly way of trying to keep each other sane

>>68314870
you can buy 2 AAA games on steam with that kinda of money

reasons to go to the gym:
to get this tattoo and look like this
seriously, yakuza tattoos get me fucking hard as fuck

>>68314935
It's the baseline of friendship in Yakuza universe.

Bros, how hard is Bae gonna hate Majima after this game?

>>68314743
Interest rates baby, the central bank of Japan REFUSES to raise them so as the US (the fed) and other main central banks have hiked, Japans yield has stayed weird as fuck

Literally, as of late last year, the yen was being compared to the Arg Peso and the Turkish whatever, it's hitting lows THAT bad. So if you wanted to go fuck some Japanese girls and eat Japanese konbini food for pennies on the dollar, right now is ideal

Youtube is absolutely insufferable today

>>68315231
Its been a while. Does he do something bad? All I remember is the Majima Everywhere thing in one of the kiwami games.

>what 10 years in the joint does to a mf

>>68315306
Kidnaps Haruka, kills one his men with a bat

>>68315306
Crashes a truck into a soapland, and holds an innocent woman at knife point to goad Kiryu into fighting him

>>68315354
KIRYU IS A PUSSY

>Majima everywhere
Lets go

this game has a better dragon unlocking method except it forces you to chug pocket circuit and that garbage is so fucking boring

LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

That was fast

>Majima already
lmfao

IN YOUR WALLS
BEHIND THE COUNTER
UNDER THE FLOOR

IT'S
MAJIMA
EVERYWHERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_PVPyn6n8

I think Bae gets the new Majima. She just has to embrace him now.

Wonder how awkward it’s going to be if she meets the perverted lesbian hostess

Majima. That's the only name you'll hear. Majima. It means the end and the death. Majima. I am Majima. Majima is all around you. Majima is the man beside you. Majima will gnaw on your bones. Look out! Majima is here.

Gonna be some whiplash going from this game to Kiwami 2, which is arguably the easiest game in the entire series because Kiryu does absurd amounts of damage

>>68316061
Kiwami 2 Kiryu didn't spend another 10 years in the joint

>>68316041
IT'S A SWEEP

>>68316061
And because they got an actual writing team for 2 so it flows a lot more like the modern games. Still has some weird 2000s oddities in the writing though

>>68316061
It will be fine for Bae as a streaming game because the main story is peak chuuni shit and side content is pretty good.

>>68316061
She can take the time to enjoy the new engine too. I remember Miko saying it's like real life when she first started playing Kiwami 2

>>68316335
2 is a much better remake partly just because 2 is a much better game kek. Even the OG 2's gameplay is genuinely pretty good even now

>>68316438
Going around walking into shops and restaurants in Kiwami 2 while in first-person mode is so incredibly immersive and tight

So there’s really no Yakuza 6 perms? Subaru won’t play Yakuza 6?

imagine getting "no way fag"d by kiryu

"I wouldn't touch a female even if she begged for it"
HE JUST LIKE ME I AM TERRIFIED OF THEM TOO KIRYU

i think bae is warming up to kiryu

>>68316816
Bae said she respects Kiryu’s ideals and coolness last time

These lines are brilliant

NO WAY FAG

I absolutely cannot wait for Bae to react to "I peacocked your mom." in Kiwami 2

>>68316618
huh really? That'd be weird to have no perms for exactly 1 game in the series

>>68316816
Bae likes kiryu, he's just lamer than 0 majima but he does get kakkoi in this game

The camera panning in this scene always looked odd to me

Just straight into boss getting in your face moment the cutscene starts.
I love 1's pacing.

>>68317063
It's because its a remake of the cutscene in 1, it looks very jarring compared to the original. The remakes of 1 and 2 tend to have worse direction for cutscenes in general

>>68316765
10 years in prison and man still has some standards.

Even though i seen it a million times some of the moves still make me wince

sex with the rat's feet

>lost to Yuuya

lmao i have never seen anyone die here

>>68317090
1 is a no bullshit kind of game. Very easy to beat it in around 6 hours if you're rushing a bit. (Kiwami takes a bit longer due to shit like Majima Everywhere)

her gamer sense... the gamer arc is so over...

Bae just lost gamer points

>>68316618
That can't be right on the perms? Although, who the hell knows. Shame if Shuba won't play it, 6 is better game than it gets credit for.

>>68317403
Not really. Gameplay is mid at best and the story takes a fucking nosedive after Beat Takeshi bows out. Plus has the worst final boss fight NARRATIVELY

WAIT FUCK I LOOKED AWAY ONE SECOND WHO DIED?

>protection money
iirc actual yakuza said they'd rather sell drugs as that brings in way more money

>>68316936
From koyori’s gaiden stream

>>68317555
6's gameplay is the worst of the dragon engine games for sure since it was the first

Adding police sirens to a soundtrack automatically makes it cooler

>>68317570
Sera

>>68317837
huh sera died?? holy shit

>>68317779
Still not as good as the original version of the song

>>68317555
Sure, gameplay is mid (I have never played Yakuza for gameplay) but I love the story even if the ending is what it is. But I know I am in minority.

>>68316936
NNTA but not the first time it happens, for some reason cover doesnt have the perms of MGS4 and RE5, kind of random.

>>68317875
He got offscreened apparently yeah

>>68316451
Some fights like the one against Hiroshi are straight up better in the original

>>68317875
Yeah, they build him up all of the second half of 0 despite knowing he gets offscreened in the second chapter of 1.

>>68317779
Hell yeah it does

https://twitter.com/valentallie/status/1754708545747234929

>>68317230
you understand me

what happened to my kyoudai...

>>68318419
he got his dick sucked

>>68318419
The japanese equivalent of incel rage

>>68318419
ten years outside the joint didnt get him any pussy

>>68318506
Japanese INVENTED Incel Rage you pleb. What do you think dark idol anime were about?

>>68318419
10 years of seething about Kiryu having the bigger cock

SUCK ME C OCK NEAL

>>68318562
One in prison 10 years.
One living free 10 years.
Got exactly the same amount of pussy.
Hi Miopster.

is this p2w stuff from playing Yakuza 0?

> Can’t eat money anymore…

>>68318783
yes

>>68318783
Nah. Free DLC that was released 4 times weekly after the release of the game. Imagine that.

Why didnt Nishiki just bend Reina over her bar? Like seriously bro, did he think she'd refuse?

Youtube cuts take longer than rat piss.

>>68319007
He took the CF pill.

These are kiwami exclusives

BAE'S A FEETFAG?

>>68319284
No. Civilized people don't wear shoes indoors.

PEAK gameplay

this is like that mission with the little kid and the magazine huh

>>68319643
minus the porn