/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

im so fucking horny

i did a dip today

Bae cute!

Let's make this thread even gayer.

My Ina!

behold

>>68206122
impossible

I claim this thread for lesbians!

Lapsama my friend

Now I can see why Kaela doesn't play Ziggs.

>>68206122
Okay, posting the gay Holo.

Bibbles soon.

>>68206019
lol no, the asshole and the pussy have their own fixed sizes but also a stretchability to them (which is why you see weird as fuck xray pictures), they cannot be enlarged unless you're like, really ill or have some sort of medical deformity, they will always return back to their normal size

pro tip: the prostate isnt that deep inside your ass, only an inch or two. so no need to go that far if you intend to stimulate it

bok bok, I love Takanashi Wawawife

>>68206081
>>68206164
based

I thought Advent was supposed to cure dead hours, not make them worse?

>Yah!
>Ha!
>Oh!

towa...

>>68206122

https://files.catbox.moe/n52az8.jpg
Ponytail Rissa...

>>68206187
I'm the one in the back with the energy drink

Waiting for Koseki Bijou Ch. hololive-EN

Girls!

Mowi soon!

>>68206243
>pubes
not canon

BIBOO ON THE TELLY

ROCK WIFE ON THE TELLY
TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6AnbSTc_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6AnbSTc_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx6AnbSTc_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aUeR1iM5VQ

>>68206243
uuwaaaaaaa

Sell me on Nerissa

do i switch to sekiro now

Neat

I think Fuwawa should rape Mococo on stream

sekiro is so good and Biboo also so good

>>68206164
Yuri is justice

sexy rock child posting time

>>68206286
She is gay.

Will Biboo beat Genichiro tonight?

Soon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9mIkaM1huI

LETS MAKE HLGG STRAIGHT AGAIN

>>68206196
>>68206197
t-thanks?

>>68206286
She's a girlfailure masquerading as a girlboss.

>>68206306
Yuri is justice!

>>68206319
Easily. No hit as well.

>>68206290

>>68206164
Cool

>>68206286
Do you like Kiara?

>>68206319
No idea how bad genichiro is with charmless but shouldn't take that long

>>68206330
*kiss your oshi*

towa is my wife

BONBIJOU

I don't know why I expected gura to tell the truth about streaming today

Looking forward to Bae'nis

>>68206330
>posts the second gayest holo

Why did Shiori and Nerissa already drop their kimonos?

>>68206400
who cares we're watching the superior Gura right now

>>68206164
Preach!

>>68206286
she is midwestern so probably wide which some people like

>>68206358

>>68206164
>>68206212
>>68206306
>>68206358
>>68206365
>>68206426
All yuri posters are female, prove me wrong

Don't go...

NOOOOOOOOOO BIBOO'S LAST STREAM SHE'S GONE FOREVER AHHHHHHH

>>68206400
what truth

>>68206307
hell yeah

>>68206422
This gotta be the weakest falseflag I've seen in a while

>>68206449
*proves you wrong*

>>68206290
why is it always rape with you people?

>no Naruto whiskers
It's so over

>>68206286
do you like stupid woman act like she knows what she was doing?

My wife doesn't know how to computer correctly...

>>68206315
Yeah, for me, Astarion

>>68206417
It's February.

i'll forgive biboo for ruining gura's palworld stream if she fingers my ass

>>68206485
I was gonna respond "because I've been watching fuwawa too much" before seeing what you were replying to

>>68206485
they believe their only chance to have sex would be rape.

>>68206449
I'm a female at heart

>>68206422
Based

>>68206449
This is literally me(male(i love Yuri))

>>68206481
Why are you gay?

>>68206400
Chumbud, I beg you to watch other Holo girls.

Kek Biboo
She loves Advent so much

MORE lesbians!

>>68206509
FWMC and Biboo are still using it, Shiori dropped hers on the fucking 22nd

>>68206362
DON'TA FINGAH YOU'AH SISTERU!

hey man

the botter retard is back I guess

>>68206485
because mococo doesnt want it to be public so fuwawa will have to force it

>>68206449
i'm a dude, though

>>68206509
out of 10!

>>68206461
She said she would do a membership karaoke today
Did you forget already?

>>68206558
I wanted to see her bare tits again.

Bae getting that .04% ball was great to watch, I wouldn't have even tuned in if Biboo didn't show up.

>>68206351
Kawaii de gozaru!!!!!!!!

>>68206574
but Fauna isnt streaming today

Nerissa on heat

>>68206612
no she did not

Gokisei more like gokigay

biboo being botted?

>tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink tink

Fuwawa will have her way with (You)

>>68206645
IS THAT A FUCKING NIPPLE ON MY CHRISTIAN BOARD?!

>>68206645
NIPPLE SPOTTED

>>68206417
Nerissa has the worst new years outfit with no deez sex appeal. Shiori's original outfit is too good to never be used

Biboo is jerking me off with L1

>>68206645
>pussied out on drawing the feet
Fucking hate when artists do this

i think biboo should focus her content on having sex with kaela kovalskia live on stream.

Biboo has a 100% chance with my balls

>>68206554
>chumbud
if that was a chumbud he would know what gura said

>>68206645
it's "in heat", not "on heat"

>>68206645

>>68206645
bro i can see it

>>68206689
Biboo's Japan Arc is going to be wild. Everyone's gonna want that ass.

>>68206662
They've been trying to mess with Fuwamoco's channel for months, now going for Biboo

>>68206652
>>68206704
Watch the stream, threadshitters

I want Kaela to sit on my face.

>>68206400
she said maybe

>>68206708
Nerissa should review Heat 1995

>>68206708
she's on an electric blanket.

>>68206629
He was still botting fwmc daily even when Fauna was on her break, he just wants to watch /#/ squirm.

>>68206735
going "no u" won't magically make your statement true

>>68206645
>>68206708

>>68206662
Yes. She gets botted any day that Fuwamoco doesn't stream.

>>68206747
"Robert De Niro and Al Pacino huh...they should have gay sex."

Cute dorks

>>68206747
she was making a move, and i had to get it on

What's the bets on Biboo finishing this challenge, at all?

bruh

>>68206742
So you can just weasel out of everything but adding a "maybe" onto it at the last second? Lame

Will all of EN ever be active within the same week again?

>>68206677
>Shiori's original outfit is too good to never be used
I agree but I really wanted to see the kimono more because I fucking love it, but she completely stopped using it in solo streams on the 22nd

bau bau

>>68206737
Sorry, my face is already her seat

ONE PAWNNCCHHHHH

everything one-taps her at this point

>>68206196
>The vagina is only around 5 inches deep on average
This is still funny to me because guys will spend their entire existence obsessing over their dick size and the reality of it is just being around average is all you'll ever need. The porn industry has cooked mens brains

THIS LITTLE GAMER PREFERS IT ROCK HARD

>>68206237

>>68206858
>just being around average is all you'll ever need
Woman spotted

>>68206800
>"maybe I'll do a member's stream tommorow, if I feel like it"
>decides not to
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHE PROMISED SHE SAID SHE WOULD DEFINITELY STREAM WHERES MY STREAM WHERE IS IIIIIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okey retard

>>68206789
This is an underrated pairing, I approve

>>68206858
cope dicklet
better start using your fingers instead

>>68206858
yeah ive never heard a woman talk about liking big cocks or making fun of small ones...fucking retard

I want to one tap Biboo with my spear....

>>68206081
Kronii should dedicate the rest of her Hololive days to giving rimjob cock milkings and stockings footjobs.
Dedicating herself to draining semen

Biboo got me addicted in granblue relink, its so good

>>68206796
She'll finish it for sure. The question is how long it will take.

>>68206958
Kronii is for the girlies.

>>68206574
>>68206756
>>68206662
>>68206756
He hasnt even gotten a single you in the monkey thread why are you mentioning it here fuck off

>>68206908
NTA but this is a weirdly well researched topic (Scientists have nothing better to do I guess) and statistically every study has shown women don't care and men dramatically overcare on specifically that one issue. You want to really be self conscious over something as a male? It should be your height. That's the thing that actually matters.

>>68206976
We need a Holo who looks like Narmaya

>>68206914
Whatever. It's people like you the reason for why we suffered so much at the end of last year

>Most abused
Chumbuds
>Most spoiled
Pebbles
>Most successful
Takos
>Poorest
?
>Having the most sex
KFP
>Most virgins
Saplings
>Highest Test
Deadbeats

BIBOO WHISPERS ON MY DICKKKKKKKKK

biboo baby we gotta get you a ku100 stat

>>68206942
They're the true JP/EN power couple

>>68207011
>You want to really be self conscious over something as a male? It should be your height. That's the thing that actually matters.
I'm already 6'2 so I only need to worry about my dick size and income, thanks.

>>68206948
Coping about dick when height is the only thing women care about is something I'll never understand. Its height. Height is what gets you pussy. You could be a 5'5 dude with an 11 inch pornstar cock and you'd still lose out to some regular average ass 6'4 guy 99% of the time.

Well Biboo, as a ninja it's probably not a good idea to scream out your attacks beforehand....

>>68207037
Teamates are the poorest and also suffer the most

I'm glad Biboo was not creeped out by her mama randomly giving her a pacifier and she doesn't mind using it

im a boyfailure but im not cute

>>68207037
>Poorest
Teamates

>water loli
>comes and goes, is uncertain and wishy washy, an unreliable streamer
>rock loli
>consistent and always there, doesn't change and is a strong endurance streamer
this is fucking kino when you really think about it

>>68206174
>not lesbian icon Calliope Mori

>>68207058
Suisei should be bimbofied.

>>68207037
>Poorest
me

>>68207011
Good thing I don't need to worry about either

>Lowest IQ
>>68207037

How do these generals survive a stab in the neck and still fight good?

>>68207107
I’m rich and 6’ 3” and in love with gawr gura

>>68206948
you've never even seen any women, no not even my mom

>>68207111
When are we getting an air and fire one?

>>68207037
Ruffians are the pooreest after having to buy both birthday sets

>>68206858
The only thing you should get blackpilled on when it comes to genetics as a male is if you pass the 6ft test or not. Literally nothing else matters not even income.

Why is there so much yuri posting this thread? Are lesbians intimidated by our femboys?

>>68206797
u rite

why are there 2 povs?

>>68207111
Kobo is pretty consistent though.

Gura and other holos actually got me into watching lots of lesbian foot worship porn

Poor Biboo....

>>68207115
Kek did she reply to that?

>>68207033
retard, Gura and her whims are not actually affected at all by chumbuds and their approval/disapproval of anything she does or doesn't do

>>68207156
They're rich enough to afford both sets.

Why does Biboo need a pacifier?

>>68207189
She chose this

>>68207094
But chuuni

>>68207161
im over 6 foot, white, and a 26 year old khv

>>68207111
Are you gonna post on cooldown? No one is falling for the falseflag retard

>>68207165
Yuri is justice, Mooms. This thread was claimed for lesbians.

>>68206858
>and the reality of it is just being around average is all you'll ever need
and some people are below average, anon.

>>68207161
But uh uh im like a cute shota twink or something

>>68207246
And the lesbians will be claimed by me.

>>68207037
I'm not really successful...

>>68207037
>Having the most sex
>KFP
lol, lmao

>>68207171
Kobo stopped being consistent for a year now

>Pacifier + whiskers
Peak content now.

>>68207189
Suffering is what she desires

>>68207200
Do not engage retards

>>68207011
I think the most fucked up thing about the study on male height was that it found that even if you were extremely wealthy and attractive but below 6ft, women would almost always sooner date a poor average looking guy above 6ft instead. Not even money matters. It's beyond fucked.

>>68207174
based?

>>68207268
most other Takos are.
you should've become a doctor like your mom told you to!

This challenge is unironically too hard

Why are saplings arguing about dicks and height?

>>68207303
Then where are my bitches

>>68207130

>>68207293
But I love chatting with Gura...

why is Biboo being botted?

>>68207239
Why are you so butt mad about a lore joke

>>68207166
cunt

guess I'll die

>>68207287
masochist wife, my beloved.

>>68207343

Bae wont do a Undertale arc. She'll do a Lisa the Painful arc.

>>68207346
FWMC didn't stream today, she's the 2nd target in priority
The botter wants to mess with their channel

>>68206858
>men's brains
women perpetuate this regularly
porn isn't why obsessed about it

>>68207331
My mom said to be whatever I want...

>>68207325
give me that sucker

>>68207346
Baeschizo doesn't want bae collab to win

Bros

>>68207303
This image reminded me of how much i miss Coco. Now I'm sad

>>68207272
Why do people not understand the contract yet?
It's happened with Myth and Council where they streamed a lot in the beginning then after the first year, they are more free to stream as much as they like and take breaks. It's why Advent is consistent now, but come September, you'll see the breaks start happening more and more and streams getting more and more inconsistent. Then the cycle will repeat with EN4

>>68207154
there should also be ice and earth ones too

BIBOO WHAT DID YOU EXPECT BY BEING NEXT TO THE EDGE

>>68207414
I'm gonna rub my dick on those Towa abs

>>68207391
How does that mess with the channel

>>68207317
cute

>>68207256
I mean that just sucks to suck then. Statistically most men are around average. Obviously dick size matters in that regard but as long as you match the average and more importantly pass the 6ft test you're fine.

All this yuriposting and no Okakoro? Disappointing

>>68207410
"Win" what?

>>68207418
10 hours

>>68207377
koyo just like me frfr

>>68207377
What is the Mayo dog doing?

I really need to make a woman out of Kaela

My Ina and her student soon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9mIkaM1huI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4aNVcCHSA8

This spear guy filtered me and made me quit playing Sekiro for like two months, before I just restarted my playthrough and breezed through him when I got to him again.

>>68207365
yeah nah mate

>>68207111
Give it time, child. Bit by bit, the rock will erode and crumble in the rain, and when all is said and done, the water will keep coming.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>68207421
We need EN4...

>>68207335
>kenzie smugly asking questions about what saplings do
mind your business, hoe!

>>68207335
they know my dick longer and girthier and are coping

>>68207345
Do not engage retards that aren’t cute I mean

>>68207466
She's harvesting fresh gozaru mayo

>>68207421
>muh contract cope
Mori and Kiara still put in respectable hours if not more
Stop trying to preemptively label Advent as lazy just because your oshi is

>Gamer of EN

>>68207303
Anon that study was done using a dating website... it does not match onto reality even a little. The difference between dating via a dating app and dating via meeting people in real life might as well be day and night

>>68207438
YT detects bots, for the streamer it shows the actual viewership after the stream is over and also the real VOD views.
The algo might punish your channel if people keep botting you

>>68207389
And you chose to become parasocial?

>>68207456
Not possible. You get no bitches

I didn't even notice her nipples were showing I was looking at her ass all the time

>>68207450
Okakoro feels too fake now that we have stuff like micomet

>>68207428
Rock is close enough to earth already

>>68207538
demon bell/charmless
If she can beat it at all then she's 100% gamer of EN

>>68207538

>>68207161
>The only thing you should get blackpilled on when it comes to genetics as a male is if you pass the 6ft test or not.
Being 6ft is grossly overrated tbqh, I'm 5'6 and have had several girlfriends and even had sex a handful times while there probably 6ft or taller dudes ITT who are virgins and can't even look a women in the eyes
Literally all the matters is being charismatic

>>68207335
You are on a vtuber discussion board do you think the average poster is an ubermensch

>>68207538
Yeah I don't think anyone else would do a CHARMLESS DEMON BELL run, truly the ultimate gamer

>>68207197
that was from not too long after they got monetized, so idk. long time ago

>>68206174
But Kanata assured me she isn’t gay

>>68207269
Kiara wants us to reproduce.

>>68207593
some of us have even had sex...

>>68207557
I didn't choose, it just happened one day

>>68207578
>LITERALLY got married live on screen
>too fake
Huh?

>>68207504
damn sappo

>>68207338
He said average not below average

>>68207586
>literally all that matters is being charismatic
lol
lmao

>>68207526
I'm not saying any of them are lazy, just that this "consistency" is mostly company based. If anything it's reasonable that they'd stream more in the beginning until they can pay off the initial investment for their model, manager and such. Once that's paid off, it's up to the talent if they want to be Watame or Ayame.

>>68207586
this is true and should be the last word on the matter

>>68207586
Kill yourself, normie
Posts like yours are unironically worse than the schizos we have to deal with

>>68207526
>Mori and Kiara still put in respectable hours if not more
>Kiara literally not even streaming for weeks right now
?????????

>>68207538
Yes?

>>68207646
I'm above average looking and over 6'

This girl really needs to get laid

>>68207586
How do you feel knowing multiple studies have proven that women would sooner date a below average looking poor bum over you just because he's over 6ft? Because that's the reality of it. Being below 6ft unironically subtracts like four points off your attractiveness scale alone.

Alright I'm taking a shot everytime Biboo gets killed, who's with me?

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7090920

>>68207663
He's got a point though. It's funny seeing so many people here who boast about winning the genetic lotterly and being 6ft tall, but they are 35 years old and still virgin. What the fuck are they even doing with all that height then, jacking off?

>>68207735
>multiple studies have proven
gay reddit pseud fuck off, no one cares

why are silly cat memes becoming popular in japan out of nowhere?

it'd be even cuter if Biboo's voice was muffled with the pacifier in

>>68207586
>I'm a short guy who has had sex and I know there are tall guys who haven't had sex, therefore [...]
your understanding of statistics is unparalleled, anon

>>68207335
It comes in waves. Every so many threads everyone starts talking about cock sizes for a while then we all go back to normal. Its a tradition at this point.

>>68207774
mumei looking especially dorkish here

Fellow yuri chads, are you a mikotop or a suitop believer?

>Both of you at the same time
BIBOO??

>>68207781
Well she'd need to be sucking on a real pacifier for that

>Semens

>>68207735
How do you feel knowing multiple studies have proven that you can shoot lasrr beams from your eyes? Have you found the laser beams to be useful at all?

>>68207831
disinterested threesome with Biboo

>>68207773
What else am I supposed to do with my height, get things off the top shelf? Bully manlets here by holding things above their heads?

>>68207792
Its not a /vt/ thing its just a staple of 4chan. Site's always been this way for as long as I can remember. Even fucking /a/ will debate over dicks.

>>68207804
suityan domination loss via mikotop

>>68207841
AYO?

Kaela is literally begging for my semen on stream right now

>>68207638
I'm sorry that you are so gullible

>>68207894
AYO?

>>68207777
check em

>>68207861
stop leaking the business

I always hated spear users in games, they throw me off. I'm fine with any other weapon

>>68207773
I don't care about his point. Get off my board sex havers

>>68207586
""""Charisma"""""" is a fucking meme and isn't real
I'm a fairly handsome good looking guy but even though I'm a khv mentalcel autist with literally negative confidence and the personality of wet cardboard I still get hit on and get attention from women anyway
meanwhile I've seen other normalfag guys I work with who are extremely confident and 'charismatic' but get no attention at all if not negative attention purely because they are ugly or not conventionally attractive in some way
I've also seen guys who are even quieter/spergier than me that still have gfs just because they are tall lanklets too

Did Ina say what the fate thing she was gonna do is?

Biboo's panic noises are peak arousal...

>>68207616
>"""NOT GAY"""
>lets 2 women play with her as like bongos
but if me and the homie give each other a hug for too long i'm a raging faggot
kanata is gay

>>68207921
me on the right

>>68207928
It's fine, business partners do this kind of thing all the time. Perfectly normal business here.

>>68207937
Says the guy that want to fuck fake anime girls

Do you ever wonder how Yagoo feels knowing he recruited Nerissa and somehow ended up with a whole ass DLC expansion involving her family? Dude hit the jackpot by absolute accident.

>>68207616
Shut up Kanata's mom

>>68207961
lol u r a virgin

>>68207634
Then believe me when I say that your success is just going to happen one day, Tako-san. Don't worry about it.

>>68207986

>>68207980
Where the fuck do you think you are? Go back

>>68207832
I need to sniff the himebutt

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7163867
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7152617

>>68207832
This picture really makes me want to have violent sex with Luna

>>68207238
You also sit in your room playing video games instead of actually trying to get dates because you’d rather never try than risk getting rejected

>>68207832
I could fall asleep with my face buried in there

Do you think

>>68208068
NO

>>68207586
>>68207961
Charisma only matters if you fail the initial 6ft or above eye test. So basically its something most guys don't even need to worry about

>>68208068

>>68208050
I see this and raise you a fucked Duck.

>>68207891
>>68207919
HUH

>>68208037
>I don't care about sex
>I WANT SEX WITH ANIME GIRL UUOOHH
make up your mind

Biboos brown nipples in my mouth

>>68208097
hololive? fuck off already

Seven Spears is Biboo's Gideon

>>68208008
Thanks, I hope so

>>68207011
>>68207089
>>68207303
>You want to really be self conscious over something as a male? It should be your height. That's the thing that actually matters.
I'm 5'3". I have never had an girlfriend or had sex. I've been told by women and multiple female friends that I don't have an ugly face but I'm just not their type. Am I just fucked because of my height?

Her butt? That was me.

my gifted Kanata membership ends tomorrow, she just uploaded new wallpaper

>>68207832

kaela is still going??

>>68208120
but shes not being fucked. in that version at least

BIBOO WHAT???

>>68207986
I feel pretty confident Nerissa mentioned her family as a bonus point for her during the audition. That's probably one of the main reasons they hired her

>>68208166
lol