/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

Gura cute Gura cute!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>68165286
SNIFFFFFF

should I buy the tea even if i dont like tea???

I love my wife so much!!

MY wife

>>68165398
literally came here to say this, you beat me too it :/

>>68165286
It's trying to escape! Get back to work!

>>68165398
MY sister, which makes me YOUR brother in law
So, uh... how's my sister's cunny, I've wondered but never got the chance to try

Gura should watch "the man with no name" trilogy with us.

you're not being monitored, post away

>>68165614
Glow Gura

>>68165312
samen

I love my wife so much it's unreal!

>>68165786
desu

remember that she thinks about you

>>68165512
i just want to watch comedies or scary movies with her. those are most fun. she can watch the other movies on her own and tell us about them like she likes to do

reading
I LOVE GURA!!

I love my sisterwife

>>68166205
Oyasame

>>68166205
Shark dreams

Is Gura a:
A) fembud
B) fartbud
C) scatbud
D) ryonabud
E) diaperbud

Cast your votes now.

>>68166309
trick question, Gura isn't a bud at all, she's a shark!

>>68165887
can you do one for this
https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=15226

>>68166309
Couldn't be A) because it's kind of like asking if Christ is a Christian
B) Yes
C) 50/50
D)God I hope so
E) Goes hand in hand with C)

>>68166205
sharkdreams

>>68166375

My wife just spent two and a half hours getting called a whore and farted on by dinosaurs
>And she loved every second
Biden's America

>>68166702
Based soundpostbud delivers

>>68166702
thanks
>>68151505
thanks too

>>68166205
Goobnight~

>>68166702
use gura?
https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=12396

>>68166922
Hey now, crying in public when you've hurt yourself is okay when you're a woman
Though I don't know how much better it would make her feel if we were to say that

>>68166922

>>68167672

I need Moom to come back soon too, Gura clearly misses her and I love their collabs.

>>34474472
https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=1057
holy hell I'm dying

This stupid girl really needs me to protect her.
She really hurt herself in dance class?

>>68168615
wasn't in dance class, it was while she was carrying something maybe some donuts while out the other day

>>68165278

>>68168661
Gura is so weak the weight of a single donut brought her crashing down to earth and nearly destroyed her body.

>>68168661
Sorry. I think I've mixed up her stories tonight, I haven't had a good sleep in a while.
Someone give me the Gura QRD tonight please.

>>68168963
Gura said she hates (You) in particular, she went on about it for quite a while, I've never seen her that visibly angry before.

>>68168963
Gura loves us for real and thinks about us, especially me

>>68169124
Well there's just so much of you to think about fatbud.

>>68167886
Mumei is Gura is Gawr, and they are all Gabby

>>68168963
>>68166717

>>68169469
It's really messed up that Cover is still forcing Gura to pretend to be a whole other person, managing two channels and doing double the work of everyone else.

like it gura. you coward

>>68169898
I am okay with it because dual persona is my fetish the concept of Gawr was already hot as fuck but HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG

>>68169932
nyo~ tomorrow :3

>>68166205
sleep tight buddy

what do you guys think gura thinks when she sees her ex members in chat

https://youtu.be/Jn0X0Z3Uulk
The other day I decided to start exploring some JPniki clipfaggotry because I was curious what moments the JOP/ESLs base their impressions of our shark upon, and how they contrast with Gura's most well-known moments in the Anglophone world (also because I find goolag-translating their comments to be fascinating in its own right)
While doing so, it occurred to me that (at least to the best of my knowledge) we English speakers don't really have a single stereotypical name or nickname to refer to the Japanese as a whole anymore, pars pro toto. Say, Ivan/Boris for the Russians, Kraut for the Germans, Jacques for the French, Pajeet for Indians, Muhammed/Ahmed for Arabs, Ching-Chong for the Chinese, or - something that makes me smile ear-to-ear - the apparent Japanese use of "John" for me and my fellow Amerifats wwwwww
There was "Tojo" in World War 2, but that mostly referred to the Imperial army and government of Japan at the time and in any case has since fallen out of use
I wonder why that is? We interact so frequently it feels wrong not to have a representative nickname for them, maybe we should come up with one ourselves and start trying to popularize its use? I propose something like Takeshi, or Hayate, or Oda

>>68170984
If it were me, and depending on was really going on behind the scenes, probably a tinge of bitterness and animosity mixed with guilt and regret
Knowing her though, she's probably willing - if anything, even desperate - to forgive so long as the chumbies are willing to forgive her, especially if they just unmembered quietly and weren't one of the feistyfags spazzing out for no reason. More than anything else I'd imagine she's just relieved and grateful for those of us that are still here for her

>4 hours of gooba
>with SC despite being tired af

we're winning so much bros it's unreal the 6-month wait paid off itself

I think some people overthink her.
My wife just wants to pass her way though life.

>>68169906
They're doing their best

>>68165593
I love Gura in pink. She needs a pink super girly cutesy outfit someday.

>>68171946
I would like to park my penis in that thing's mouth T u T

https://files.catbox.moe/9ikuzo.webm
This is how I'll be gooning to her when she does her Valentine's Day stream this year

>>68172257
>gooning
You need to go back

i can't stop feeling bad for my beloved gooba in pain, crying and embarrassed in public
i'm going to kill god for making her go through this

> ** Your item was not found. Confirm your item number and ask at your local office
is this normal?

>>68172708
Gura would not want that anon, she is a good Christian girl, see >>68165312 and >>68165786

How often does one outsell at an aquarium? Seems this chumbud wanted stand A and everything is sold out except the cheaper priced acrylic keychains. Can't see price of folder set but I'm going to say it's worth more than 748 yen.

I'm really glad Gura told us the atlantis outfit images on the cover site were the old versions, I like her current version better without the extra gold trim and other small details.

>>68173431
They probably weren't expecting so much hype around the whole thing. Gura's stuff is almost always understocked.

>>68173498
literally mogging gem vtuber with her gem

I was rummaging around my Gura folder renaming each file, and smiled at this. Rhombus head especially

>>68171174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWYhel_N9so
The JPnikkis don't know yet rumao

>>68171174
Jp have little translation channel now, Korean and taiwanbuds are the one who still translating

>>68175447
Is that so? Unfortunate, why? Is it just that they moved on due to the long hiatus?

>>68175447
not really they're inactive for some reason

>>68175916
meant for >>68175792

I wish Gura would do a programming stream, like learning Go or even Rust, that would be so fun to se my tardwife try to learn Rust ;)

She hurts herself when she attempts to touch grass. She should stay indoors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi-FqoBacok

>>68176270
Yeah, Gura should stay in my basement where she belongs.

>>68176345
Calm down Fritzl

I woke up and wanted to re-watch the first 15 minutes that I missed and saw that the rrat and Irys are still streaming.

>>68176093
Gura is a woman. She's incapable of learning anything beyond javascript.

>>68171174
Taro is the best one to use.. Translating JP comments can be fun too and it can be amazing how outside of very specific cultural things that we all act exactly the same

>>68176093
>Rust
You know its not possible anymore with all the chat backseating and those new rules Cover gave to the talents

>>68176799
I know this reference because of Ongezellig

I'm not convinced, gura isn't truly back until she brings back the schedule

I'm in love with this dumb girl

>>68178465
This is a most correct opinion

>>68178270

I don't love Gura at all. I just want to use her like a semen bucket.

>>68179085
How could (You) not love this little semen bucket

Goob morning retards.

Finally saw that Gurarium video by hwikky. Actually well done that I'm surprised at the quality. Must have some professional video editing background. If you can't make it to the Gurarium, it's probably the next best thing to watch. Also, Gura is cute.

>>68179902
Good morning faggot

>>68179902
Goob morning faggot

>>68180215
Agreed, the fan interactions were cute too especially the fembuds

>>68173431
Those ketchains were sold out on January. I see they got restocked again

Aus chumbud here bumping the thread during the earlier hours.

If you're reading this, Gura will cuddle up next to you in bed when you sleep tonight and warmly pee on you

>>68181395
oh nyo

>>68181395

https://youtu.be/_k65pMAeGwI?t=51

The laugh she makes after saying she is gonna pee in narrators hole, <3 <3

>>68179439
She's too retarded and sucks at math, and our hobbies don't align whatsoever. Her personality is too frustrating for someone like me who places significant value on time above most things in life.

my wife

>>68182175
>vtuber
>/vt/ hornyposter
>our hobbies don't align whatsoever

>>68182175
ChatGPT-kun, ganbatte

>>68182376
I don't watch vtubers, I only watch Gura.

>>68182754
Naruhodon't
But this is the basketweaving forum so I accept (You) nonetheless

I want to weave a basked from Guras chesthair

i want to weave a jacket from dino gura skin

I want to weave a dildo from Gura's shark cocks

>>68183258
>>68183376
>>68183489
Ogey

>>68182110
she has grown so much, she isn't nervous to tell us she needs to pee anymore

>>68183258
Gura doesn't grow hair there.
>>68183376
Dino Gura's skin is a costume.
>>68183489
You would have to weave two dildos.

Hewwo.

>>68184456
hi

the fart version got an uptick in downloads, lol
i was gonna ditch it, but i had a feeling she'd pick that one if she was gonna play

>>68184557
based and disgusting that the fart version is the one with the lowest donwloads. fake chumbuds.

i got work handed over to my ass during the weekend so i couldnt be there for her palworld dino goobs stream fml

>>68170984
Absolutely nothing because they still appear in chat

>>68176093
women can only learn CSS and HTML at most

>>68173526
You are right but you aren’t correct. Gura always comes tied for the most stock possibly only beaten by Marine and Suisei in some scenarios. It’s not that they understock her in particular it’s that everyone else in hololive barely moves their product so anything above double to triple is hard a sell even for top members even though they crush it every time. That said more often then not by the third restock Gura is always switched to unlimited and they plan to restock the Gurarium merch to sell online. Don’t know if it’ll still be available past the 29th though

>>68176093
is it easy to learn those? I wanted to learn how to code for a while now, but never knew where to start, I don't even know what coding language to choose.

>>68185142
python is good for beginners desu

>>68185142
python is probably the most popular and easiest
after you get comfortable, you can try C++/C#/Java

>>68185217
>>68185293
I personally would recommend C to get more used to working directly with memory
Remember: SEGFAULTS are FUN!

>>68185217
>>68185293
>>68185528
thank you, I'll check them out

What kind of special plan does Gura have in store for us for Valentines? What kind of mushy gushy 3 year badge will she unveil? The anticipation is killing me.

>>68185733
KU 100 ASMR love nest

>>68165278
Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>68182754
Interestingly enough seen more than a few comments like this. I understand liking her despite not liking vtubers but I how do people who don’t like vtubers find her.

>>68185293
>>68185528
How fast do you think you think someone could learn it and what’s a good place to practice?

>>68186077
>how fast
depends on how much work you're willing to put in
>what place
khanacademy has free programming courses

How much does Gura love peepee?

>>68186077
you can always ask Bing ChatGPT if you get stuck or even ask it for challenges

>>68185733
If last year is to be believed it’s probably a mix of stuff she didn’t get to finish last year with some new stuff now she’s got the mic.

>>68185985
She is, by a huge margin, the most well-known vtuber in the English-speaking world in mainstream culture. She reached genuine internet meme status back in the pandemic days, plenty of outright normalfags know who she is in the abstract if nothing else. It makes sense for a number of people like that to exist.

>>68186134
yes

>>68186077
>practice
For online IDEs/compilers I'd suggest https://godbolt.org/, it's what I used and there are lots of convenient and easily configurable tools to help you play around (do ideally have some guidance onhand who can point you in the right direction to start though, all the options can be a bit overwhelming)
For an IDE on your local machine on the other hand, you can't really go wrong with Apache NetBeans > https://netbeans.apache.org/front/main/ , though you'll get all sorts of different opinions from different people using different languages, probably depends largely on what you'll ultimately be doing
(If you don't know what an IDE/compiler is yet, don't worry, the concepts will become clear with time)

>>68186134
>>68186457
Yeah mine

>>68186127
>>68186215
>>68186481
Thanks I’ve been looking for a way to learn the skill

>>68186284
I sometimes forget just how big she really is because every other “western” vtuber including her genmates barely cause a blip.

>>68171174
>>68174193
>>68175447
>>68177013
>>68186533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hteMwkyzeAA
Has anyone translated this legendary moment for the JPnikkis yet or are they missing out

>>68186753
Calli is at least *kind of* well known across westoid internet circles because she keeps pumping out content and appearing in various places, but yeah even she still isn't in Gura's league of notoriety
Kinda crazy to think about

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with Gura.

>>68187229
you sick fuck, Gura is just a little girl!

>>68186759
i wonder if 肉便器 would be the jp equivalent

>>68187630
>One google translate later
Ah right yes that
As an EOP it *seems* like they should be homologous, but you never know with foreign languages and their own peculiar manner of intonation
Can any Nihongods /here/ confirm or deny

>>68187591
Sauce?

>>68187819
Tenroy

Can someone ask Gura for a recipe on that blueberry crumble next time she's live? It has been living rent free forever in my head ever since she mentioned it that one time...

gura is giving me a footjob right now

is gura an audiophile

>>68188932

I'm a big fan of Gura.

>>68169982
Chances for Gawr to appear at Karaoke?

>>68189419
I beleeb/100

>>68186077
I learned python as a kid by making shitty little games with pygame. You have chatGPT nowadays to make things even easier.

>>68189535
>>68189570
>>68189621
>>68189672
>>68189731
>>68189778
Where's my Palworld mod?

I had the complete wrong idea about Gura.

>>68189826
who let you out of the jar?

Chumbuds, this you?

>>68190101
If you wouldn't suck a cock for your oshi do you really even love her?

>>68190101
this is what Gura wants

Is this lazy harlot streaming tonight?

>>68190875
Odds aren't looking good.

>>68190875
too eepy~ maybe tomorrow :3

I'm lovin the resurgence of dino art

>>68191521
Ya I'm kinda hoping it might spur Gura to do a Jurassic Park 1-3 watchalong soon...

>>68191521
I'm lovin the resurgence of Gura

>>68191521
there are alternate timelines where she dressed up as a fruit sandwich instead and im wondering if that had the it-factor like dino gura does.

I love this fragile womanchild so much

>>68165512
She should watch Tombstone with us.

>>68171174
I've been doing this for years. You're not special

Did Gura say when she was going to do the member karaoke?

>>68192476
no, but it might happen today, definitely before public karaoke

>>68192575
I'm open to being wrong but I don't think it'll be today or even this week, whether we get a member stream or not
unless my brain is making shit up again I could have sworn she liked to stand for some songs while singing, and I don't think her knee wants that

how would a gura hitman stream go?

>>68192712
oh yeah, I forgot about her knee
I have a strong need to take care of her

>>68192720
she'd try to stealth, potentially fail and turn it into a massacre

>>68192720
If she did it as Gawr it'd be great, or better yet >>68193009 start off as Gura trying to be sneaky only to fail and just go full Gawr for kino.

>>68193091
that one DBD collab where during the pregame chat she color shifted a few times and only viewers saw it. such a kino moment and she never replicated it for some reason

>>68191521
The blue dinos kind of creep me out ever since a pack of wild man-eating ones attacked my base.

>>68193763
She is a child...

https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=12171
my kuh-nee

fellas isnt easily bruising a common symptom of taking birth control? i love my wife for allowing me to cum inside her but why does she talk about it so publically

>>68193910
Her doughnut survived but her cunny did not.

Does someone have a timestamp/clip from the Palworld stream of Gura waking up to the Dino Guras all roaring at the same time?

>>68194671
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/live/b8g0HWn-Zas?si=DhGYUD5ZiH4wQo3t&t=9815

>>68165278
I love gura and her cunny that is all

She read one of my random chats again last night.
It always catches me off guard and makes my heart skip a beat. I love her.

>>68194849
Yes! That's the one, so adorable.

Gura mentioned oatmeal and I am the oatmeal poster, therefore Gura is in love with me.

I have so many birds that frequent my bird feeder, I'm starting to think that they will all die this winter if I stopped feeding them. They seem to really rely on that bird feeder.
Where do these little birds even live in the winter? Do they make nests in the snow?
Are birds even real?

>>68196056
every time i see a blue jay i go out and shoo it away
they always hog the feeder and peck at the other birds

>>68196056
There are birds that dont migrate and thats normal. Chances are a university in your area has a page about local birds and what foods they like. also, birds are never reliant on a single food source so dont worry about them too much.

Man the complete Gura drought made forget that I'm not all that happy with just a sip now and then either.

>>68196132
But those are lucky. Also, Gura streamed on the day I saw a blue jay outside my window.

Is Gura rich?

rich in vitamin b12

>>68196414
unless she squanders her wealth, she should be

>>68196520
don't they have tons of mercury

>>68196414
6 figures for sure but nothing above low tier millionaire.

i hope there is a 2nd run of dino gura plushies
in fact it should be available to order at any time

>>68196608
based
they should be available to purchase at every konbini year round

post this year's valentine voicepack please plase plaes

I wished for a gf to the Gura genie picture but I’m still alone.
Fuck this gay earth.

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>68196056
I found a rat's nest around the heater of my car before, my car was cold that winter because I was too dumb to investigate the problem.
I'm starting to notice that these flying rats have been walking around my car a lot this winter...

Chumbuds, I'm happy.

>>68196911
fembuds of pure heart are sent to the secret interactive shark petting area and are never seen again

no stream today I guess

>>68196564
yes, apparently coal pollution put mercury in the ocean.

>>68196971
Eh. She's put up later frames before.

>>68196971
We'll probably get something this week.

the member kara will be ours

Looks like no stream today. Gura lied again

Can someone give me the QRD of last night's stream? I'm sick so I've been going in and out of a coma, I missed gaps of her.

>>68197613
Gura and her Dino Guras conquered the world and then Gura gave me a lap pillow while the Dino Guras roared and bred with each other to make even more Dino Guras

>>68197679
you are partially correct, the Dinos have conquered this planet and will rule it or see it burned to ashes around them >:3

>>68197613
she was also really cute last night
see
>>68165887

Where the fuck is the members karaoke? Frame should be up by now

>>68198437
She actually does love and appreciate us and schizos are unable to convince me otherwise.

>>68198207
does she strip?

>>68197789
I will serve the Dinos...I will be their herald....

Does Gura like Lucky Star?

>>68199014
yes

gura's pushy bucci

Thinking back to how my old groupchat name was "Haywood Jablomee"

>>68197600
Stop pretending to be retarded.

>>68199335
That would’ve been funny if it was still 1965

>>68199335
i thought i was funny and original for "Mike Hawk" and "Mike Honey"

It's a comfy Sunday.

Last stream Gura admitted to having knees, imagine what she can do with those!

>>68202648
I can't believe my sharkwife can walk...

>>68197586
>bruises on both my knees for (You)

She hates us... again!

I need to marry and protect this frail girl.

>>68203291
I can't wait for her to hate fuck me again. :3

I kneel to this chumbie

https://x.com/0227_yuno_/status/1753980647599907210?s=20

>>68193384
She did with gta

>>68203616
Think of how much easier it would be to get merch by living in Japan. I'm tired of all these shitty pop up stores and having to pay a retarded amount for a 10 dollar piece of plastic. That's a cute collection though.

>>68203616
I wish Gura actually had that stewardess outfit, imagine a stream in that

when is amiami taking the payment for the 1/7 figure all it says is feb 2024

>>68204352
Whenever they actually get them and they're ready to be shipped out.

What are you up to, chumbies?
I'm trying to recover from a sickness by watching random Youtube videos in be.
Don't say wc3 customs

>>68204665
so some point this month then

>>68204781
Unless there is a delay, yep.

I want Gura to sit on my face...

>>68204819
do they automatically take the payment when they're released

>>68204701
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>68204900
No. You get and email and normally a week long window to pay for the product and shipping. Once the payment is confirmed they ship the item.

>>68196414
Depends on what you mean. She isn’t worried about money in the slightest and will never be worried long she’s with hololive possibly up to a year at least. She’s not at a point where she’ll never have to work though. And to be clear even if she never spent a dime and lived in squalor she’d still have to work eventually. But yes she is rich

>>68204956
>She’s not at a point where she’ll never have to work though
She realistically could be though, but if she's investing a good amount that would help.

>>68204701
Playing palworld on my steam deck. How the fuck did Gura find so many shinies so fast? I've been playing for 7 hours and haven't seen even 1 yet.

>>68205080
gura is the protagonist.

>>68205080
There’s a reason why Yagoo himself called her the cuncun god.

>>68205080
She has retard luck.
It works sometimes for her, and fails her when she needs it most.

Is Gura a fembud?

I think Kiara should eat Gura.

>>68205820
I think Gura should sit on my face

I'm watching dumb Batman clips on youtube.

>>68206102
I'm rewatching Gunbuster for the first time in a decade.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>68206194
You are? That's one of my favorite anime. I really loved Diebuster too.
I should've expected the tweest at the end, but I'm dumb.

>>68204701
doing laundry and feeling lonely as fuck. people that have other humans to interact with have no idea how lucky they are. 15 years. Only thing that makes me not want to deepthroat a shotgun is my sharkwife. Bet all the fembuds out there have more friends than they can count, and have to literally filter all the chats and friend requests on insta or whatever the fuck, and have their own discord with 100 orbiter guys ready to serve your every need. Never even have to spend a night alone. One swipe and you're in someone's arms for the night.

>>68206766
why are you larping as an incel

>>68206766
Let's be lonely together.
She and us can be lonely together. Suffering together is a good way of coping.

>>68206766
Try not to be so pathetic. It makes the rest of us look bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGVeIMKQ0sY

>>68207070
I don't why this image makes me want to have a daughter

>>68207243
BRAT
https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=11058

>>68207488
I love gura

>>68207226
i don't even fit in with incels, because the first decade of adulthood was filled with non stop raunchy sex. then it all went to shit. not even virgin, not even incel, don't fit in anywhere. i just fold my laundry and not get messages on my phone. fap, do chores, clean the house spotless even though no one will ever see, go on runs, lift and get strong as fuck with no wife to violently throw around the bedroom and push into the mattress. what am i fucking doing lol.

>>68206194
I'm watching Gunbuster clips now, It's so fucking cool what the fuck

i found cheese under my hood :3

Is Far Cry New Dawn good? Compared to 5?

>>68206194
The Gunbuster is the coolest mecha ever. I like it and Escaflowne.

God I love Gura

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love Gura's content, but I enjoy watching her erotic body.

WAKE UP CHUMBUDS ITS 8 O'CLOCK

Ive started eating oatmeal thanks to oatmealbud

>>68210267
Good, it's a hot, nutritious meal that can be stored easily for long periods of time and prepared just by boiling water.

>>68210088
East coast buds will be purged. Mark my words.

>>68210267
we is not one but many, and now, you am become oatmeal bud

i still think about that one obscure ritual post that gura referenced in her stream that one time

Gura's doctor here, i just saw her kuhne

>>68210541
Which one? I think she has referenced several.

Child

>>68210605
i forget what it was exactly but it was some obscure fact that was posted a few times and never since but she repeated it exactly how it was posted

her poor tiny baby knee... i want to take care of her...

>>68210715
any idea what stream it was from?

>>68210267
apparently there's several oatmeal buds. I'm personally fond of call it porridge, myself. Makes it sound like you're not poor.

>>68210960
Technically Gura eats it as gruel, not porridge.

>>68210960
To me it seems opposite, your stereotypical great depression orphan eats porridge, but oatmeal sounds more normal

>>68210572
is it broken doc?

>>68210715
you mean the "I wanna attach myself to Goobi like a male anglerfish does to it's female and suck on her nutrients as I slowly fuse into her body"

>>68211246
yeah that one lol

Guys, I think Gura

>>68211298
that was in the contraband police stream

>>68211246
Now we have to come up with a new ritual post.