/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>>68154212
why did you take so long?
gura is under attack by bees rn

Gura getting attacked by yellow jacket, those pesky French bastards..........

The Dino will rule this world!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>68154238
SNIFFFF

oatmeal buds, we're in?

It's me, I'm living in Gura's fridge.

Gura living in harmony with a yellow jacket, let's go! Gura bought her own pop up parade?

Look at those legs indeed

>>68154266
Those are yellow vests
Also have French maid Gura

>>68153123
no, because you faggots fucking ruined everything else. cant watch sports, cant play most games, cant watch tv or films. Literally all that is left that hasn't been ruined by commies is vtubing and shooting. That is why like 90% of posters on this board are /pol/ users and why Pippa does so well for a nonholo

Gura checked to she if she was wearing panties

>>68154395
imagine cross posting from being this buttmad lmfao

>yellowjacket in the fridge
some exterminator bud is going to get to meet Gura irl and be in her house

>Jason Dreams
isn't this one of the paypigs that fucked off?

Remember when Gura had a 2 month old soup in her fridge? Gonna be one of those mold arc timelines again <3

Love my disgusting unhygenic Goober <3

>>68154452
Still seething that chumbuds don't like your shitty politics sister? Good

My self-conscious low confidence shark wife...

>>68154395
Same, if those retards never started destroying my hobbies I might have been a tea party type fag. No I am fully on board with camps for those parasites.

Chumbuds...booba

gura has JJJJ cups?

Gura with quadruple j cups would be funny to Gura.

>>68154452
yeah, kinda fucking mad commies ruined fucking everything

Gura wizard outfit when
https://litter.catbox.moe/hb4rlf.mp3

>>68154532
moldy bee...

Gura wants to say relax time figurines are for adults. A child figurine for that will alert the police.

I find it funny some are still convinced Gura is secretly some sort of alt-right diehard. I'd think you'd have learned your lesson from Taylor Swift.

>>68153997
"And that's why we tried to save them from the typhus epidemic, that's why all their heads we shaved"
"So you tried to save us from our selves?"
"That's right sweetie, we even provided them with work, a swimming pool and a theatre"

feels like stream ending in next 30min

Gura bruises like a squishy peach.

>>68154507
Yeah, i wonder how much money he has spent on Gura, every freaking superchat reading that fucker is there with MULTIPLE supas

Must be thousands of dollar by now, is there a way to SUM(JasonDreams) SC?

>>68154577
nyo

>>68154587
I should've expected that.

?

>>68154395
and you pol retards destroyed this site thanks you are just as insufferable kys

Pregnant Anne Frank re-enactments with Gura!

>>68154683
Still too big

>>68154238
It's trying to escape! Get back to work!

>>68154714
ignorantbud>>>listenerbud

o-oh my

GEM

Rare chest and waist view

the website pic is wrong??

>>68154817
stop kissing each other

beta gura

oh it was a non-gura approved model

>>68154651
I want to consentually bruise her neck by choke fucking her, hard.

Remember how horny she was when the pink huggy wuggy pinned her to the ground.

She was like "Hey." in a really turned on voice. Gave me a boner. Why am I reddit spacing? I'm tired.

I LOVE FLAT CHESTS, CHUMBUDS

>>68154985
No it's due to the changes to the outfit.

Seeing Gura's chest up close. I guess they updated Gura's model. The gem was too much but from original outfit? She's wearing the updated one?

>>68154631
Unironically this, I may or may not make frequent use of the term Synagogue of Satan
I can just see the mildly amused yet blank stare and befuddled, pained smile on her face as she tries desperately to follow the schizophrenic real life lore rrats and fails, but still pays attention anyway because she can tell that I care about it and she loves me
And it is a good and cozy thought

The way Gura responds to flat jokes/comments in the last 2 years make me think the got a boob job, she shots them down way to fast and never aknownledge her flatness anymore!

Now i'm sad!

UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

GURA LEGS!

Her dick(s) must be huge

>>68154725
homobeggars are a lot worse.

I'm going to lose the SC lottery again.
FML

janny is a nigger faggot tranny

Gura's toes are waaaaaaaaay too short, she needs a feet rework

>>68154683
fixed

this teasing brat!

Gura is a brat. She won't give us those toes.

I'm so happy just listening to her chat. I NEED TO CUM ON SHARK TOES.

DAMN THIS BRAT, TEASING ADULT CHUMBUDS...

>>68154725
4chan has been a /pol/ site for well over a decade at this point. if you are upset about that, maybe reddit is more your speed. commie tranny

>>68155135
That's a constant.

>>68154725
>destroyed
No, tourist-chama, that would be morons like (You) who astroturfed the idea that /pol/faggotry shouldn't be normalized
Please fuck off now, don't ruin this board too

THIS BRAT!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m worried about Gura’s injury

Hnnngh, Gura's toes... this brat needs correction.

Why would you want to smell like sunblock?

SLIME GURA OUTFIT UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gura eats sunscreens confirmed by Gura

how does she have the wrong model?

Gura bathing in jasmine scents. Nice.

>>68155135
And water is wet

>I like Jasmine
Oh thank god, I've been putting Jasmine oil on my letters.

>>68155307
cuz nobody makes gasoline-scented bodywash

mm, slime Gura

>>68155329
Yeah mine

>>68155361
Christ I haven't seen this image in ages

Been a while since we saw the trident. Gura nervous about Fes. Excited for us and everybody else.

Gura's trident is at least +10 and has some top tier gems equipped on it for extra meta bullshit

>>68155361
Someone needs to edit the rest of the doujin.

she gon cri

ugh this creep again

>>68155035
I agree the gem broach thing was too much, but I like the gold trim

Gura's depression..

>>68155059
patrician tier levels of comfy.

GURA IS HAPPY TO SEE ME. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Speaking of bodywash and stuff, this may be pathetic BUT i have bought Molton Brown for 2 years now, a specific scent:

https://www.moltonbrown.com/store/collections/coastal-cypress-sea-fennel/coastal-cypress-sea-fennel-bath-shower-gel/NHB226CR3

"Coastal Cypress & Sea Fennel Bath & Shower Gel

cool spice, marine notes and salted blue cypress"

Sha have said she likes sea smell, the smell of rotting seaweed and stuff, so i imagine Gura likes my smell <3

My wife is happy to see me

Literally all people ever want is to interact with you, Gura.

>happy to see us

GOD HOW IS THAT BLUSH TOGGLE SO EFFECTIVE ON ME. HOLY FUCK I JUST FEEL SO WARM WHEN I SEE HER LIKE THAT.
AND HOLY SHIT GURA CUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M HAPPY

>happy to c you
that you? me. no other one.

I've been nursing a migraine for a while that is only now abating
I am really glad I tuned in to this bit

I'M GONNA CHUM FROM MY EYES.

I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lately, Gura felt happy to see us. Excited to interact with us. She's very happy if you think of her and it makes you happy.

Is it true. Are we finally back??

THIS IS NOT FAIR

GURA, I'M GONNA RELAPSE

Sometimes I really wonder if the fact people love her overwhelmed her.

>>68155473
Things a legndary Atlantean super weapon made by Poseidon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I L OVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>68155656
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>I've been going though stuff too

She's happy to see ME, actually, but that won't last for long. I'm the bee in the fridge.

Gura and I are in love!

>tfw caught cold, took medicine and struggling not to fall asleep to Goob
I'm losing this fight...

She's so perfect...

all those that gave up on her are missing this. fitting. justice is fair.

victory day?

>>68155247
>>68155242
Ive been here mre than a decade and Im fine with posting whatever but you guys do it with a purpose and in hoards and you guys should kys

that was really sweet

no japan to fuck up valentines day this year

She's so excited for her Valentine's plans with me. :3

When she says stuff like this it just makes the silence all the more baffling. I guess I just don't really understand her. But regardless I'm glad she really seems to be back.

Gura has something planned for the big V day. She's excited. We back chumbros! No more secrets revealed or jinxing herself.

How can she have been thinking about "us"? It was all trash when she was gone, surely she wouldn't be able to drown out the antis and just see the nice onces? Surely she have seen all the shitposters?

so cute...
so cute...

>>68155759
never show mercy to weakbuds

goon fuel stream on valentine's day confirmed

yes please just leave poppy, who cares, unless you wanna, then it's ok

>>68155777
>(You) do it with a purpose
>Not the people you're complaining about doing it with a purpose
Pottery
Go back to your hugbox faggot

>>68155777
maybe we're right. maybe consider that and change your ways.

I can't wait for Gura's lovenest ASMR built for us.

i'm very happy she enjoyed the mod
i knew she was gonna pick the fart version
this is what the dino looks like when it takes a bath
good night and dino dreams friends

>>68155805
Okay, I won't jinx the cyb0rseggz anymore either!

KU 100 Valentine's ASMR love nest

>>68155678
Other holomyths have hinted at the fact she may have suffered from Impostor's Syndrome in the past, anon.

she's spending valentine's with ME. not (you), ME!

>>68155759
> gave up
LMAO. Weakbuds get out.

I must help her achieve her dream of being sticky.

stope devaluating my rare georges

She is painfully sweet bros, the diabetus

Gura would rather be sticky than itchy. I do feel like I've heard that question before as well Gura. Fes in a month and 1 week?

>>68155801
Living your life online isn't healthy for anyone, even if you're making a ton of money off of it.

when she feels sad she should just pop in here and let us play some DRG with her

I love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i l ove her i love her i love her ilove her i love her i love her i love her i l ove her

PLEASE GURA, I NEED IT ALL THE WAY IN

She's reading every yellow SC and above except mine..
SHE HATES ME SO MUCH

>>68155801
I'm too tired to tell you privacy is something to desire. Just be happy is all I'm asking.

>>68155868
Not any of the guys involved in this argument but only one side literally has government back spamming bots on twitter and FB to normalize its politics and we know who that is. Best to stop engauging at all those because these types love attention and we could talk about Gooba instead

Don't get your hopes too up. Remember what happened the last 50 times. Never relax

>>68156033
Im sorry bud, your timing was unlucky I know which one was yours and it was brutal.

bro is not okay :skull:

Gura confirmed kusogaki. She's going to stick that trident far up our asses. Gura actually chooses games over bacon? That's surprising actually.

>>68155815
I mean she literally said it's hard not to get overwhelmed seeing everything, but she thinks about the people that are happy thinking about her. She's saying she's been focusing on the positive lately

>>68155937
the rare georges are the tiny ones though

>>68155801
if you don't understand now, you never will i guess. I don't find it hard to understand at all, i'm well versed in burnout, depression, needing to disconnect and touch grass. It's not really complicated, but just know that she does wish you well. Only weakbuds see her actions as malicious.

>>68156042
Fair, I've made my point anyhow
Anyway Gura cute

>>68156104
wrong site, twitternigger

"HAve you ever had one of those dessert pancakes"

THATS THE DEFAULT PANCAKE YOU AUCUSTIC IDIOT CHATTER

>>68155759
>>68155906
Imagine saying you love a cute girl but then abandoning her just because she disappears for a while. Imagine not having any trust in the one you claim to love.
Weakbuds are pathetic.

gura likes cream

>>68155967
>Living your life online isn't healthy for anyone
Huh? Literally all she had to do was officially say she was taking a break/hiatus whatever, or have management do it for her.
>>68156041
How does saying she's taking time off compromise her privacy? But I guess it doesn't matter, I don't want to start this loop again, I just genuinely don't get it.

>>68156104
right site,xcracker

>>68156184
Why are you here? No one who genuinely likes Gura would be talking about such stupid shit right now.

unless?

SIGNED (AND SNEEZED) MERCH

>>68156045
But I'm so happy to see her, I'll believe anything my goddess says.

Gura licked mine

Gura could've sneezed on sign limited autographs. You could've have touched gura indirectly.

god damnit now shes reading as they come and I sent mine a tad early FUCK

Gura is gonna rob a taco bell with a gator she snagged from the aquarium I know it

>>68156256
yeah nta and right back at you, stop being retarded

if I was a pal I would say EEYYY GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY I'M TRYNA WALK OVAH HEEEAAAHH

Fucking dramadumping in chat, i don't care about your open heart surgery cumbud

>>68155881
10/10 JOB ANMON

>>68156184
haven't you ever had anxiety before trying to communicate? put yourself in her shoes, and give yourself hypotheticals, until you do actually understand her and why she did what she did. I'm sure you have the intelligence for this. if you begin assuming malicious intent or that "She doesn't care" you're doing it wrong, try again.

kek what's with all of these boomers needing surgery superchatting?

>>68156101
>I know which one was yours and it was brutal.
Show us. :3

>>68156147
No? Default is breakfast with syrup. He's probably taking about the crepe kind with like whip cream and toppings and stuff

Gura is planning a lethal company collab! She likes the funny mods. Especially the booby one.

I could never put myself on Gura's shoes, my feet are way too big

plotting .. :3

DEADLY CORPORATION COLLAB INCOMING

>>68156419
Gen Xer here. Dont worry that wont be us. We will just quietly die with no fanfare

>>68156428
I don't like pointing out anons unless they're being assholes or autists, that one was neither so I won't.

>>68156033
mine got skipped too

>>68156490
I would put my dick in Gura's tiny shoes.

she didn't read my supa...

Now that is on topic. Do any of you had a laser eye surgery? Because I've been thinking on having one but I don't know how they work

>>68156184
Maybe she couldn't because management was of contrary opinion. Maybe she thought about doing it but then she thought she'll be coming back and struggled making up her mind daily. Maybe her shrink suggested her to stay the heck away from all internet period for a while. Maybe she was on such heavy med she couldn't, Maybe she was so depressed she couldn't bring herself do even that much.
It's a dumb game to assume without really being in the know, anon. We are just talking about a complete stranger we know very little about apart from the little she wants to share, let's be real.
Hard to make an informed judgement onto someone you know so little about.

>>68156546
maybe next time....

I won the SC gatcha yet again. I'm on a roll!

goob...

>>68156519
we'll die, beaten to death in nursing homes by black nurses. No one will remember our generation. Too young for boomer gibs, too old for pokemon. Though we did have the best toys and best cartoons and movies of any generation.

>>68156438
>No? Default is breakfast with syrup.
No, those a fat pancakes for overweight Americans and Snow mexicans! Crepes ARE the default pancakes!....

Freaking NA ruins everything they touch

Gura's cunny?

Gura broke her knee saving her donut. I love this retard.

HER CUNNY DIED ITS SO OVER

Her donut survived but her ka-knee didn't. "Gura, but the Fes" or Feds could work.

The Feds are after me...
I need your help, chumbuds
-G

Gura's cunny did not survive... I went too hard, muh bad...

GURA'S HOSTING A CUNNY FES AND ONLY IM INVITED

>>68156590
A friend of mine did, anon. She doesn't need glasses anymore and she's pretty happy about it, but mind that with time it may regress and you can have to do further surgery. At least, that's what I've heard.

that might be a soundpost

>>68156603
the problems start when people start assuming malicious intent when there was none. Many a weakbud succumbed to this, and now they miss out on the cute affection and love bombs she's given us this stream.

https://youtu.be/gIkBJruoxG8?t=246

I can fix her

IMAGINE THE SMELL

Stinky laundry on the floor, i love my messy stinky wifedoughter

hot yogurt...

Gura confirmed to be 6 dino gura's in a gura suit. To lazy to clean so she left wet laundry on floor and had to wash again. You can't mention hot yogurt outside member chat.

I wonder if she remembers the t-shirt story.

I thought she said hot yoga at first

>>68156788
what if I believed that but never gave up on her regardless?

>>68156769
i'll get on it

>>68156726
Gura will militarily coup the US with a constitution which protects cunny art.

She is the daughterwife experience

>>68156655
Based. Thin round pancakes with slightly crispy golden brown edges, bit of strawberry jam on top, or even just sprinkle sugar on it. They're fun to roll up and eat that way, but truly based chads use fork and knife and a huge plate, and cut and eat the pancake into cool fun shapes.

I'M SOBBING

>>68156882
I know I always will

>>68156946
nutella is pretty good too on them

Why are all these faggots acting like betas. Telling Gura to take care of her knee. It's just a fucking bruise. Stop being so dramatic.

holy shit she's a genius

Using Gura in my mind does make me feel better

A STINK...

A school of dino guras.

>>68157019
no im sigma

A stink of dino guras is what you call their herd. Makes sense.

>>68156788
malicious or not, she's the only Holo to not wish her fans Happy New Years ever, it was so little and even the Holos who were on long breaks or suffered from heavy mental burnout always did at the very least that
at some point it's not about malice, just acknowledging you want something else that the other person ain't providing
I don't even hold any ill will over her not doing so, it just made me realize what I really wanted/needed

>>68156895
Means you didn't succumb to it, learn from the experience, sure keep a healthy amount of skepticism, but also learn to trust her. I dunno, it's just a happier existence that way. a bit yesbud of me perhaps, but you get the jist.

>>68156882
Do you think she remembers the leg story

>>68157025
she know exactly what she doing

>>68157025
>>68157027
She's such a fucking natural it's insane.

>>68157019
I need to protect my wife

so comfy

CUTE YAWNING SHARK

I'm going to start Gura husbandry and breed (with) them expeditiously.

>the Q schitzo got ignored
based shark wife

>>68157009
At the risk of doxxing my location, Milo is fucking good on them too. Or go savory with some vegimite.

>Gura owes us a few streams
Oh my

Yes, Gura owes a lot of watchalongs.

Watchalongs never ever

Movie May for real this time?

She said she owes us a bunch of watchalongs again. It would be really cool to have a few days of movie marathons or something.

SHE AKNOWNLEDGE SHE OWES US WATCHALONGS

(please no empty promises like the last time you aknownedged it, holy grail & elf was kino watchalongs)

>>68157228
>>68157222
>>68157218
>>68157200
>>68157198
I want her to watch a Godzilla movie with us. And I won't take no for an answer

>>68157166
Where Gura go one, we go all

>>68157270
You get '98 Godzilla, take it or leave it

>>68157166
What did he say?

I have homemade yogurt for Gura.

SHE NEEDS MY YOGURT

Gura wants my yogurt

I'll give Gura plenty of my hot yogurt

>>68157060
Anon, just being extremely honest, not preachy nor anything, but for your own wellness, don't get so parasocial. They are strangers. Acquaintances at best. You are gonna get hurt.
Take them for what they are: entertainers. Like a tv show host.

Gura has only eaten 12 hours ago. Gura wanted those midrolls turned off.

Please eat...

My heart do funny things everytime she apologizes for the most minute tiniest slimmest insignificant things, the more minor it is the more my heart flutters when she apoligizes <3

Anyone else?

>>68157060
Yeah,. It might have hurt a little, but you're a man, you take it on the chin, and you move on, and you know she didn't intend to hurt. She's showing you right now her true intent. She enjoys our company. And we enjoy hers. And rarely is a relationship free from small hurts. As far as i can tell, she was busy taking care of herself, so she could come back to us, as she has now.

>>68157270
1954 or Shin, (until minus one comes out). I like silly Godzilla but that's acquired taste, but she might like those.

>>68157350
Real Godzilla beating up that one in seconds was kino

>>68157350
That's fine with me, bud. As long as it's the fan edit that cuts the romance out

KEEEK SPAMMER BTFO'D

KYS giftbud you haven't waited for shit you faggot.

>>68157390
You might be a potential rapist.

>>68157355
he sent a lot of weird gibberish

Gura revokes her happy birthday from spammer and gives it to someone else.

Gura has never had a solo stream on my birthday, all 4 times it's passed.

>>68157456
Yeah, shame the movie was shit and sent Godzilla into a decade long retirement.

>>68157444
If only 1954 was actually entering the public domain

>>68157477
WHAT, how does that make any sense?

You already knew that, Gura

We getting a universal chumbie birthday? 2 birthdays means 2 birthday cakes.

Will the real Gawr Gura please stand up

Adios Mio! El Tiberon es muay loco!

Can someone link or write the name of the tea Gura loves nowadays? Forgot what it is called

gura likes eating me

Oh God I don't like Gura talking in my language

Hola, mi nombre es Gooba? She's actually using her tail to find Spanish sentences. She does love to eat shrimp.

>>68157811
I only remember that it was spicy cinnamon tea

>>68157811
https://www.harney.com/products/hot-cinnamon-spice-tea

>>68157811
https://www.harney.com/products/hot-cinnamon-spice-tea

>>68157831
Why not? everyone else usually goes crazy over it

gura is speaking esl

Gura pandering to the illegal immigrants now with her duolingo shit

Spanish is an ugly language.
Learn portuguese, spics.

Muchos Guracias!

HoloES confirmed...

>>68157878
that's expensive, what happened to my frugal shark wife?

>>68157831
Tienes malos gustos, chumbie.

>>68157911
looks like she's riding with Biden

>>68157876
>>68157878
>>68157881
Thank you cumbuds, appreciate it (y)

>>68157926
italian sounds the best

>>68157966
the loose leaf version is the same price as any other loose leaf that I have bought

>>68157888
she sounds like the spanish dub of a cartoon character for little kids.

>>68157911
Im one of the Ironmouse people but cant speak a lick of the language because I was raised in a quiet white neighboorhood with many zeros in our bank accounts while being culturally Weeb

She was in bed and woke and realize she could roll her R's. She's doing a spanish tongue twister?

>>68157878
>>68157881
I wonder how noticeable of a bump in sales they've had

>>68155557
>>68155059
>Chvmchvds want to radicalize my wife
Stop it that's my job

Gura can roll her arse.

>>67659217
There you go

Quick reminder that there are no feds in here

>>68157926
Pandering to Mexicans is bad, but pandering to Walmart Mexicans with portugeze is even worse

>latinx language
eh better than indog

Três pratos de trigo para três tigres tristes.
See? It's easy.

>>68158014
I don't actually know much about tea, I only see the packages at the super market for like 5-11 bucks or so

>>68156590
ask your doctor about ICLs. They put a permanent contact behind your iris. Non-destructive correction

how doe she type with her hands like that

She's doing Japanese tongue twisters now?

gura i need to pee

we will all have our own personal Gura AI companions in the upcoming years. How does this make you feel?

blessed desk slaps

what is gawr "esl" gura yapping about?

She likes tongue twisters I bet she'll look up some riddles like a child.

>>68158193
HAPPY since I get the real one

>>68158187
gura i need your pee

She's been training her tongue.

>>68158149
It's like typing with your feet but use fingers instead of toes

>>68157375
>>68157419
I don't mind getting hurt, but her being as she was for the last year just made me realize I just want to be considered/thought about, even as a part of a bigger crowd. There's so many spaces in the modern world that are almost explicit in how little they care for people like me, and I just didn't need my newest hobby to become one of those spaces, and so I made a hard call.
I still like her streams and chuckling at reactions/jokes here, but it's no more an oshi type relationship, is all.

Spanish weebs are fucking annoying as hell. Chat is about to get way worse now lol

>>68158193
it makes me hard as diamonds

>>68158187
You think you got it bad? Ive had to take a toilet destroying dump since she was playing PALworld

>>68158273
Newfag this isn't the first time she did something like this, and nothing changed.

>>68157166
>>68157490
Our wife is above the liberal falseflag psyops, I kneel

This thread just gave me a deja vü, i SWEAR i've read the last 10 comments before! WTF, glitch in the matrix?

>>68158280
STOP POSTING THIS YOU'RE DETIRIORATING THE VALUE OF MY IMAGES!

>>68158273
>Weakling that doesnt like DBZ detected

My wife is naked

Mumei mention. She hasn't worn her kimono outfit in a while. She's changing? NO. No, she is changing outfits.

SHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGINGSHE IS CHANGING

ITS NOT A DRILL ITS NOT A DRILL

GURA IS STRIPPING RIGHT NOW

SUDDENLY KIMONO SHARK

my heart always skips a beat when a character or account name shares my real name

>>68158271
She was thinking about us, even if for whatever reason she couldn't show it
Take solace in this fact

Best outfit hands down

>>68158412
No ill meaning or antything, just curious, are you alone IRL! I never understood why it means so much to people that they get a random shootout by a PNG

rub rub rub

>>68158347
nyo

>>68158414
I know it's a bad meme by now, but I am also a believer of action over words. But lets leave it at that, I don't really want to start looping when everyone is having a good time at the end of the day.

>>68158412
Wow that must feel great. My name is Bigus Dickus Pussydestroyer and none of them ever say my name.

God I hate my parents for this

>>68158347
>STOP! STOPP! DO NOT REDEEM

>>68158412
at some point I realized my firstname is so common it means nothing to use it online. It's great when she says it.

>>68158506
In two years you will understand.

no fun allowed, I guess, thanks management

>>68155801
>>68156127
she was if I remember right guessed to be somewhere in california before, now from the timezones of that member morning stream etc, she appears to be east coast.

It might have been something big, like a personal family matter. Either way if she wanted it disclosed it would be.

Gura was just afraid of being autistic in front of her friends this whole time...

She is so freaking good at random noises, i love her "Last time is was wobedtiidid blableieiea aba aba aba"

Cover scared that mod might affect client side? Mod awakening for Hololive is just beginning? Is that a hint of things to come?

>>68158187
>>68158301
Umm your phones chumbuds......

3d members karaoke!

KARAOKE 3D CONFIRMED

>>68158506
are you new here?

Guys, are... are we back, are we actually back this time arround? it sure as fuck feels like.

More like 2 and a quarter

Jason gets read right away
multiple SC's I sent still hasn't been read
haha just kill me now

Lego Movie 1 was great 2 I didn't even watch. Looked like a real stinker (not in a good way).

>DID DECIDE

BADGE MENTION!

I wonder if she actually thought about the cumbuds or if it just something she says to make peoples heart flutter?

Surely she knows how gullable her fanbase are by now?

>>68158807
then, die

3 years but Gura is still a guppie. When deciding on 3 year member badge. Hopes you'll like it. Talk about it in members. It's musshy reasoning. She also wants some chocolate milk.

>mushy
oatmeal badge confirmed

>>68158781
I'm scared to be let down again, but it really does feel like it

I love this mushy retard

>>68158807
skrill issue

Why did that sound like she's leaving us soon?

>>68158834
it says gullible on your ceiling
check

I'm gonna miss the karaoke tomorrow :(

Growing old together...

I want to grow old with this mushy guppy

>>68158911
because it’s been 4 hours and she’s getting sleepy silly

My daughter was 25 when Gura debuted. Trust me, I know the feeling of getting older as the oldbud of /ggg/

>We're not getting old alone, we're getting old together.
I....

Gura's a hag now...

3 year badge finally

>>68158933
I cashed a check today, so when I read this I thought "what the fuck is a ceiling check"

>>68158834
If you haven't realized by now that Gura is coached by her managers to say these things then you're acoustic.

COVER has the techniques of manipulating dumb otaku down to an exact Psychological science.

yeah the joint function is definitely going down and it sucks ass

>>68158807
jason superchats every stream multiple times and is funny
superchat more

I love my wifes shitty legs, busted knees and one of my favourite soundbites: "CAN I BE EXCUSED NOW; DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT??? THOSE WHERE MY FFFFFFF........UCKING ANKLES"

<3 <3

We are getting old. Wisdom going up but everything else going down. Sounds like a wizard there, Gura.

ask the relevant questions dammit
what happened to full color
what is with the 3Dlive she teased half a year ago?

Gura is acoustic

>>68158982
My kid started high school this year and my mind is still blown

>>68159100
Why don't you do it, anon?

>>68159072
yeah but in my case the wisdom is going down as well

>>68159072
Wizards cast off Int though not Wis

jasondreams you jidf motherfucker, i found you

>>68159014
Then why couldn't they make her stream consistently over the last couple of years, if she is so well-trained and obedient
Consider that her behavior really is just organic, more or less

gets read immediately again.. and I still hasn't read once haha FML

>>68159139
i can't superchat because i have no credit card

>>68159109
She's also apparently Hannibal Lectar and a master manipulator. And a FART SHARK.

I wish they updated Guras model, this South Park looking flatness and shitty rigging is so freaking outdated!........................

AAAAAA RANDOM FUBUKI MENTION

Gura's advice. Appreciate the simple things like a fart sound effect. Someone dropped 50 sub gift.

Gura thanked her gifters.

>>68159215
Go watch anime in interpolated 60fps you faggot

>>68159195
You're missing the point entirely but sure lets pretend how she acts isn't influenced by her management at all- its still obviously emotionally manipulative because she literally can not form a relationship with thousands of people she can't even see or touch.

This is what is known as a Parasocial relationship anon.

>>68159014
>3 homo debuts and collabs shitting on gachikoi later

>>68159204
Then get one

>>68159215
>boomer ellipsis
lol

back pain HATE

She and I are having an existential crisis let's go!

FUCK I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH HER AAAAAAAA

The big 3-0 is the next chapter. she used to dread being old but it's okay now. Leaning on Gura with our broken backs together? home.

GURA WANTS TO LEAN ON ME AS WE GROW OLD TOGETHER.

>>68159215
i like it, its cute
if she ever gets rerigged I hope they have a lazy eye button for her to toggle

Can she end this phonecall? I have dinner rolls i have to form and put into the owen!

Gura, you're still young

I ate a banana with ice cream and it was aweome PLUS fought cramps

>>68159436
Jeez, what did Owen do to you?

i was throwing my back out during sleeping for like 2-3 years until I got some recent medication fixed it unintendedly
im not even an ojisan

Gura did not play Beyblade when she was young. She should do a Beyblade stream. I know I seen someone do it before. Top view so you only see hands above while 3d mocaps were used from what I remember. Marine mention "The age of 30 is in demand."

There you go anon

>>68159497
Botched a Tombstone Piledriver and broke mah gawd damn neck

what did Dr. Shitlord say?

>>68159314
>Goalposts status: shifted
People have to be coached on how to speak and communicate effectively all the time, that doesn't mean that the sentiments they're expressing aren't genuine
If Cute Girls Doing Cute Things is a "manipulation", then whiskey is "trying" to make you an alcoholic. Don't blame the gifts of God that were sent to bring us joy, blame yourself for your lack of temperance, moderation, self-control and other related personal virtues

I mostly fixed my back pain with core exercises

Is Gura old enough to remember Pog? Not the expression but the IRL game

>>68159633
savage

>>68159626
>In demand for the cemetery

I am 31 years old

>>68159633
KEK

>>68159633
kek

Gura has not seen Bakugan. Bionicle mention. she remembers the tubes. she wanted the green one? She had a tech deck?

>Anyway guys

>>68159728
same desu