/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

oh nyo

>>68143858
SNIFFFF

Dino Gura received correction

oh nyo~

Gura cute Gura cute!

Female Dino Gura's are abnormal. Sounds about right.

>>68143714
She chose this path and now she must walk it

this should not expand dong, but it does

Would you still Dino Gura (male)?

This stream is fucking lightning in a bottle. Everything came together perfectly.

>>68144167
no

>that harmony
Got a genuine laugh outta me. I lover

>>68144195
can't wait for every fanbase to copy the idea

I love this dumb girl so much!

more goobas

>>68144167
I would suck off a Dino Gura (male).

How many farts can a dino gura suit hold? If there were enough farts in it, could you use the fabric around her butthole to make tea?

>DA BOIZ
homo status?

RAWR

Sex with a fembud.

>>68144255
this post was NOT me btw

>>68144269
suit? fabric?

>>68144269
anon pls

Seeing Gura so happy, makes life worth living.

>>68144274
MALES ON STREAM AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh that snort laugh. I missed this so much...

My farts seem to have lingering potion, i farted 15 minutes ago in support of dino goomba but i can still smell it

Gura is excited to play Dino Gura mod. When they talk in sync, it's the cutest thing ever.

the sound repeating is due to how randomness works in software, right?

also dino mod man dont let other annoying people try to leech off of you

>>68144400
mine never linger long enough. Gura's probably hang around like a thick miasma.

Modbud we need more Gura types to make her dreams come true.

>>68144400
Anon I think you shit yourself

>>68144511
I imagine someday there will be a Gura version of every pal.

The fart sound makes me laugh so much.

why does Gura gives me an erection everytime i hear her voice.

Gura has no balls!

Alright, I'm bored. Time to wind down and chat then end stream, Gura.

>>68144511
again, do you have models, etc
modbud is not a miracle worker
this is a collaborative effort all the way from when the smol guras were drawn
some chumbud's gonna have to step up to the plate and really do their 3D modeling reps

>>68144607
It hasn't even been an hour yet

>>68144606
Gura drained her balls

>>68144607
same guess im becoming a boomer, cant watch streams for more than an hour nowadays without getting bored

>>68144639
oh wow, it's almost been an hour, time went by so fast..

>>68144623
Stay on top of things and post a call for models on Twitter/Discord or something, people are going to be making their own mods after how much she's enjoying this

Is there a limit how many sounds the "cat" can have? Or can the mod have more sound slots than the original model? This repetiviveveness of sounds will get tiresome i am sure

>>68144606
Fuck, i just realized she has a fully functioning reproductive system. Hot.

I dunno why I laugh at this stupid image every time I stumble across it

the elevens do not like the farts

>>68144748
let them, it's probably better off in more experienced hands anyway

>>68144931
because it's funny

>>68144511
>>68144623
>>68144511
Can I make a Gawr version for modbud?

>>68144954
rare unbased JP bros

>>68145027
they tend to like burps more

I will agree that it happens a bit too often, though

Gura should open a maid cafe and all the girls will wear dino gura outfits.

>>68144954
they can't handle our american humor

>>68144954
god translation is retarded. making the translator assume the subject makes it fucking retarded.

>>68144607
kys

which would you pick

>>68144954
>your anus will become weak, and if you suddenly get attacked by a homo, you won't be able to maintain your chastity

>>68144954
But the japanese are the ones that make all the fart porn...

>>68144999
>*Le touché*

The dino army grows

May i suggest another sound snippet for dino gura mod:

The "okaerinasai" from her Master Roleplaying stream, she was so embarrased and her giggle afterwards was the most precious thing i've everr heard in my entire life

Dino Guras sleep with their eye opens, huh? Gura wants Cattiva to have gun for the mod.

God I love just hanging out with her on saturday nights.

>>68145391
yeah, me

i sense gura is getting bored of this. This mod is only funny for the first hour

a sadist and a coward, just like the real thing >:3

>>68145482
I sense that you gobble cocks

>>68145327
I don't want grays hearing my wife's cute roleplay

>>68145487
your legs will never work

>>68145482
I sense that you have a micro dick you faggot lol

>>68145206
The cooler Dino Gura

>>68145482
She needs a full base of them and then a shiny. Should be good for a few more hours.

>>68145543
same desu that's why I consider gift fags to be among the lowest forms of gutter trash

>>68145327
needs to add yippeee

>>68144954
It made Gura laugh... but at what cost?

Gura still forgetting to count to 5. Definitely need more Dino Guras.

10on1, my favourite category

why is gura saying come come so much recently

Every time I think I'm done laughing at the fart sound It comes back.

>>68145798
she wants it

>>68145798
Geeeeeez i wonder why, such a mystery, much mystery wow

>>68145798
she knows im watching

>>68145798
she wants me to cum in her as much as possible

>>68145889
She didn't used to say it like this. It's weird.

>>68145910
source? I love cumflation

can you mod it so dino gura can do all the things

The Dinos roam these lands

>>68146060
You could, but generally having multiple proficiencies on things is a negative.

>>68145994
idk, I stole it from here

>>68145798
You say that to your babies to make them follow you. Gura feels like a mama.

Gura gonna drown a dino goomba :S

>>68146115
why. if she's going to have an all dino base she needs that, and she made the cap for how many she can have higher which might make up for it

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>68146153
>feels
*is

>>68146224
samen

is this it? the goodstink?

FUCK FUCK I FELL ASLEEP AND JUST WOKE UP
What did I miss buds

>>68145994
The original image is not cumlation

>>68146119
Ah, damn. Reverse image searches were no help.

>>68146310
Gura said she's wearing nothing much. Imagine.

>>68146310
you actually DID miss a lot this time

>>68146193
There's a bug where you can't permanently assign them to certain tasks so they'd be in a constant cycle of swapping tasks in the middle of things

>>68146193
AI is shit so it keeps getting confused on what to do.

>>68146403
She was talking about her palworld character :(
But she is definitly naked IRL

>>68146403
>>68146405
Well fuck, at least VOD reps are gonna be kino tomorrow kek

>>68146403
She was talking about her character

>>68146310
it's only been an hour. if you watch on 2x speed you should catch up before she ends stream

>>68146476
>>68146495
No, don't ruin it for me...

>>68146193
You can't set priorities, so generalist pals just cycle all over and get very little done compared to specialists that stay in one place and grind.

>>68146193
because then they'll prioritize random shit over the tasks they're best at/what you want them to do; like how an Anubis (3 mining, 4 handiwork) will go fuck off to mine stone instead of tending to the assembly line, or things'll take jobs from people with better skill levels, or your 3 kindling pal with woodcutting decides "nah I'm gonna go hit a tree" and not tend to the furnace.

Now, if she wanted to and had the know-how, she could individually change their proficiencies and whatnot in the save editor and give them all specific tasks/whatnot, which would fix the issue, but would obviously never happen.

>>68146468
>>68146474
Just like the real Gura...

Gurasses

So much Gurass...

Guras checking out those dino ass

A blessing of Gurass'

Speaking of outfits, she's still using the old version of the dress despite the updates on the cover site. 3D dress incoming?

>>68146495
No, she wasn't. Also, you should know she wears very little at home.

>>68146695
How can you tell? They look the same to me.

>>68146719
>No, she wasn't
She was anon
>she wears very little at home
She wears jackets at home all the fucking time. You're just being a coomerbrained faggot when you post stuff like this.

i really hope a raid happens

GURA NEEDS ME TO BUILD OUR BED

>>68146852
She might've turned them off

>>68146799
No gold trim along the top.

>>68146841
A jacket with nothing underneath. Her pure sweat soaks into the jacket. Imagine the smell.

>>68146841
Anon, at home she walks around barefoot and wears as little as possible. For comfort. She's mentioned this several times.

>>68146919
and no gem on the shoulder

First time watching Gura, i don't remember a single god dam thing she has talked about, is this normal?

>>68147015
yeah she has that effect

>>68146992
tshirt, no panties.

>>68147015
adhdbud...

Gura is unsatisfied by this amount of Dino Gura.

Kiara mention by Gura. Wants to see more palworld streams.

>>68147015
if you focus, you can feel your brain smoothing over in real time

gura wants to capture me again

>>68146992
She wears socks and slippers, she's even had to take her socks off on stream to smell her feet. She's mentioned having to take layers off plenty of times as well but you'd rather ignore that I guess.

why won't she tell us

>>68147154
It's almost like she wears different things and amounts of clothes depending on the day. Crazy

GURA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GURA KNEELED TOO MUCH?????

I NEED TO HOLD MY INJURE WIFE AIIIIEEEEE

My wife is hurt...

GURA NEEDS ME TO LICK HER KNEE

>gura broke her knee carrying something
>i broke my ankle going down some stairs
WE ARE

Ouch, knee injuries fucking suck

Gura...

GURA CRIED???

she broke her leg

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

>she cried in public
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE CHILD

RYONABUD GOT TO HER!

Gura meant to tell us she hurt her knee really badly. Carrying stuff and slip and twisted knee and fell with all her body weight on knee. On a hard stone. Gura okay now. She cried and it was in public. Poor Gura....

shes such a child

why was she in public

SOMEONE SAW MY WIFE CRY IN PUBLIC

Noooooooo my wife

>In public

AAAAAAH GURAAAAAAAA

>OW GOD OW FUCKING FUCK MY KNEE
>THAT'S MY KNEE
>DAMMIT
>SHIT

>>68147344
I MUST SCRAPE HIS SKIN OFF WITH A TOOTHBRUSHS SHIV

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

>TRAUMATIC WHALING

Not like this

I should have been there to help her...

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN SAVE HER

CHUMBUDS????????

CUTE
I SHOULD BE CONCERNFAGGING BUT ALL I CAN DO IS IMAGINE HOW CUTE SHE WAS WHILE CRYING

My wife did not stream yesterday because she was crying

the knee is truly the achilles heel of the body

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

She can heal that knee by eating a tasty burger on stream

Goddammit Gura please take care of yourself

no ice means it didn't swell up stupidly so she's fine

My little crybaby wife....

No dances for a week or two because of hurt knee? It was colored bright red and purple and some green? Might want to get that checked just to be sure.

just joined she said she was ugly crying, what happened to the baby?

HOLY SHIT MY WAIFU TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEES! HER STREAMING DAYS ARE OVER AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA
also we need a knee hort version now

SHE WANTED TO LET US KNOW

>She is still streaming despite a non-trivial injury
Bros, the silver lining is that this is compelling evidence of her being back
This is definitely something that would've caused her to go on health break in the past
>>68147460
Seek Christ

So uh what the fuck is going on with Holofes anyway?
Shouldn't she have gone there already? Can she now that her knee has been severed?

Is it weird that I'm jealous of the strangers that saw her cry? What is wrong with me?

gura making fun of ojisanbuds...

Usually people whine all over social media when they get hurt for the pity and attention, good on her for holding back on that.

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>68147154
fembud, we should date. Where do you live?

>>68147658
Same...

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

Gura can walk but had to do cable management and it was painful to crawl. She whacked her knee again? Gura is such a klutz.

Captch: VR HAG

GURA I AM A SADOBUD PLEASE MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

I believe the depression rrats now. It's the most I've seen the people I know be so repeatedly clumsy

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GABBY

The way she says
>no, no, no, no!
is always so unbelievably CUTE.

Do you think someone offered to help her, or did everyone just stare and walk around her?

the helmet...

I HAVE TO PROTECT THIS SMALL FRAIL STUPID GIRL OH MY GOD

>Helmet
>For the knee
Well we can see where she gets it from at least

I am so happy the dino mod means we get Goob all to ourselves~! Yes, I'm selfish. She's all OURS~!

Gura needs a knee helmet now...

>>68147821
They looked around for her parents first.

Japan mommy helmet mention. Gura needs to be wrapped in bubble wrap.

>>68147611
NTA, but crying girls get me diamonds.

God I wish Gura would keep me on a leash...

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

ah i wanted her to possibly interact with Irys on the EN server. the mod has to be used on a separate server alas

>>68145994
https://twitter.com/fi_zz_ill/status/1747437991247917261

Search for the artist you you can’t use Twitter.

>>68148087
you you?

should add a glowstick to male dinogura

>>68148133
i wonder if that will be considered nsfw

>>68148132
If you, dumb mistakes I sometimes make.

>>68147279
FEEL BETTER GURA

I just want her to be okay

Gura started playing Lego Hobbit. She enjoyed it more than the actual movie. No that hard though.

lego game perms when

>>68148087
Ah, nice. A mating press is good too.

>my wife is a Tolkien aficionado

Mod Shadow of Mordar to have hololive in it. She will pla yit. It will be good.

>hololive EN collab DnD stream
why havent we had this yet? gura should be the DM

>>68148251
would make for a good off-collab stream with co-op

>>68148402
comabud..

mod gommusk to be slime gura

>>68148087
>Mating press

Nice, to bad he didn't draw more to that.

>>68148402
>Gura
>learning rules
>putting in prep work
kek

>>68148364
hololive will try to fax the tolkein estate and they're a bunch of ornery fucks that the japanese could only aspire to.

G-Gura????????

it's been over 5 years since a decent LOTR game jesus

Level 10 right now. Gura wants to see Dino Gura in a hot spring?

>>68148616
its been 25 years since a decent LOTR movie or tv show...

LOTR is boring

oh no...
whyyyy
gura why...

18 naked dinoguras

naked dino gura is just gura. wow that was a good giggle

IN THE SHOWERS AT GURA RANCH

>>68148680
>return of the king came out in 2003
I feel old

18 naked dino guras you say? Any specific reason for that number?

>>68148774
anon...

She really just loves casually talking with us and just shooting the shit.

she also didn't do that kekeke laugh this much. the break changed her

>>68148836
kek

>>68148817
and everyone shunned her react content idea

>>68148680
No way its been that long.
"checks"
Man, where did the +20 years go?

Gura must get Pal fluids and she's excited to breed them.

gura supports eugenics

>>68148873
I was in favor of it

>>68148873
I said yes please but cover won't let her

>>68148680
feels bad man..

Every time I hear that fart sound I can't help but giggle.

Gura wants my happiness fluids T u T

>>68149154
Same desu

I laugh at the farts every time

>>68148691
Pajeet is not Anglo and therefore cannot relate to peak kino Anglo aesthetic
grim

Dino Guras confirmed to be full of gas.

>ARS

Fucking grays

Would you let Gura pee on you?

>>68149440
That son? Me

>>68149403
at least he actually lives there

>>68149440
His son is based.

wtf is that schizo superchat lmao

>>68149326
Nah it's just boring. I tried watching Two Towers three times and fell asleep all three times. Fellowship was alright.

>>68149529
lol

>>68149529
He's sent 4 of them

>>68149535
>tried watching
>watching
fuck off

>>68149440
Autism is fake. Learn to control your fucking kids. A slap to the face stops a big melty right in it's tracks.

>>68149529
>>68149559
looks like gibberish to me

>>68149440
Let's hope the son won't superchat her poems

>>68149440
>Low-functioning autist
>Still have good taste in females
Gratz autistic-son-chama, at least you will not end up like Chris-chan

>>68149440
me fr fr

>>68149586
Do you think Gura has read LOTR?

>>68149605
Gura is autistic, fuck off tourist.

premium chads winning. they don't need to see the ads. Time to fight Chillet with only dino guras.

>>68149440
Wait..

dino booba...

>>68149535
>Blaming the film
>And not his 'jeety AIDSistani ways
Sasuga

>>68149653
ADHD is also fake. Let boys play outside. Make girls sew and cook. ADHD cured.

>>68149634
what if gura was your mom?

>>68149559
Qanon is sending us signals.

I'M GONNA GOSLINGGGGGGGGG

All other pals will be cleansed from this world! This is the age of the Dino!

I like that the fart sound is a fart pushed out quite hard. I want Gura to push out a fart quite hard right onto my tongue. I want to feel the gape with my tastebuds. maybe slip in the tip while she opens.

>>68149757
We're back
-G

>>68149486
is that you Mati?

Gura is a one woman genocide.

>>68149645
I don't know, anon. Perhaps? I know it's the easier read, but she did say she read The Hobbit after all.

>>68149605
Bullshit, my father did not spare the rod in any way shape or form when I was young and I am STILL cripplingly autistic to this day

gura truly is the best vtuber isn't she

>>68149731
I'm sorry I don't share your fantasy autism
>>68149846
Hobbit is a children's novel even i've read it. The answer is she hasn't. She's only seen the films.

>>68149752
I don't want to think about it

>>68149440
that's my Dad btw

>>68149886
no
gabby is

>>68149605
Autism is real, learn to control your kids, but doing so with violence doesnt work and only produces worse retards that will beat people to death.

>>68149882
No you are not, just because it is a fad and every freaking idiot on this planet think it is a badge of honor to claim they have autism, adhd, add, bipolar disorder, etc etc etc etc

>>68149882
yeah because he stopped. If he was right behind you now beating the ever living fuck out of you, you'd straighten up real quick. Also, just look people in the eyes, stop ticking, learn to read emotions, and learn empathy.

I wonder if she'll discover the butchering knife this stream

Playing Gurassic Park song again.

>>68149736
ADHD is fake and a psyop to sell meds, autism is real though and merely overdiagnosed

>>68149843
no, but he's been around for a while so I don't really get upset by him

She's really the best isn't she?

>>68149992
thats not gabby

Why did Dino Gura call my oshi a whore?

>>68150010
As a matter of fact I was properly diagnosed by an actual doctor at the age of seven, in the early 2000s - BEFORE it was a fad, and before it would have brought any meaningful social capital
kys, you aren't half as astute as you seem to think you are

I dunno about this game my dudes, it is a weird mix between Pokemon & WoW, i think it will die as quickly as it began, i give it 2 months then no one plays it anymore

Would gura be able to catch the Vaporeon of palworld?

Well she did kill Chillet but did not capture it like she said she would.

>>68150303
how long until your bedtime

>>68150339
the game is fun to watch, but it's fucking awful top play. buggy, clunky, forced motion blur you can't turn off, clunky shit controls, pets kill mobs whenever you want to capture them, terrible optimization, shit tutorial. runs like shit.

>>68150339
how is it like WoW?

>>68150056
>Yeah because he stopped
Eh I picked up where he left off it's fine
>look people in the eyes
50/50 on that
>stop ticking
Done
>learn to read emotions
50/50
>learn empathy
Done, unfortunately the problem now is caring because I am also a sub-clinical psychopath
Vaccines fucking suck man

>>68149440
She has that effect.

I know alot about this game my girls, it is a normal mix between Pokemon & WoW, i think it will thrive as quickly as it began, i give it 2 decades then no one plays it anymore

We need to go further beyond. A mod that replaces every pal with dino Gura, regardless of how fucked up the model's bone structure ends up.

>>68150445
I am the loser who just woke up and missed the first hour, and before you ask I am EST and not a SEAmonkey

>>68150448
This all sounds like a skill issue. This game in it's current state is probably more polished than Ark, the game it's based off of, that's been in development for like a decade.

>>68150565
L rizz
you should have paid attention when Gura said she would stream again on the weekend

>>68150339
its your typical fad game, flash in the pan big for a few months and quickly forgotten as people move on to new fads or back to old staples

>>68150565
Why didn't you set multiple alarms anon......

>>68149605
Most people who say they are autistic are just socially awkward, but low-functioning autists are unfortunately very fucking real and completely tragic.

>>68150455
The not caring is because you lack the mental capacity to put yourself in other's shoes. That's the empathy that all autists don't have. It's probably the primary reason 4chan is such a shit unfriendly place to hang out. Kinda like how some races lack the capacity to think in hypotheticals etc. They lackin that frontal lobe. To be honest, i'm not even sure if autists are self aware or even have a soul.

>>68150339
the gameplay seems more ark-like

ASMR SOON

>>68150668
>>68150680
I did, my body falls asleep when it wants sadly
>>68150775
Still more mental capacity than you faggot lolololol

she mentioned wanting to buy a mic arm last year
only bought one this year

An adventure voice pack would be fun to have. Got new cables and interface, huh?

This is a very pleasant stream.

I think she is in love with me and loves talking with me.

got 2 reads so far, feeling pretty good

This is a very boring stream.

Gura is regularly writing notes on what to tell us.

This is a very average stream

>>68150961
>>68151037

>>68150961
When I am shitposting with all of (You) assorted weirdos and mutants with my wife's voice making dumb shark noises in the background, I know that all is right in the world

This is a very exciting stream.

MEMBERS KARAOKE

YESSSS TEST ON ME MOMMY.

I like being experimented on by my wife :3

GURA WANTS TO EXPERIMENT ON ME, YEAH ME NOT YOU

Gura is not wi fi. She's hardwired to her PC. She set up karaoke room. Test of members first because we are guinea pigs. Just to make sure it works so something doesn't break on stream.

singing shark my beloved

>>68151006
Gura hasnt read a message from me since she started the ghost arc...

she set up a karaoke room and wants to experiment on me

>>68151179
gotta payup paypiggy

>>68151179
your fault

do you think the karaoke is tomorrow?

>>68151179
gura hasn't read a message from me, ever. normies have no idea how good they've got it.

>>68151006
I'm getting shit today

>>68151179
she hates you

>>68151179
She was specifically avoiding (You) and (You) in particular all these months
How does it feel

i'm working on a Gura AI at the moment, and i figured i'd ask here what things make her who she is? currently working on getting the AI to be bad at math, misspell certain words and know who holomyth are, which is all surprisingly difficult.

what is the original chippy chippy? I want to see the video my gura saw

Is this NPC wallhacking, the blyat

>>68151377
is it gonna be any different than the character ai one?

OMG that farts!

>>68151401
I think is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHALwt0Hgow&ab_channel=ChristellRodriguez

>>68151377
She is the perfect wife

>>68151300
Why normies?

BASED
SPORTSBALL HATERS UNITE

>She doesn't know sportsball
Just like me frfr

>>68151449
probably worse. i'm just doing it to see if i can honestly

>>68151550
normies are people that get actual human interaction, like the people in guras chat that she reads and responds to. They're just blessed with good luck, life just always works out for them. They are normies, and will probably get to have children.

Buying new audioequipment like boom arm, audio interface, new cables etc etc, maybe she actually is taking streaming seriously again?

>>68151573
I stopped watching when they were kneeling and praying to Mecca for death to America during the national anthem and it cant fuck off forever now. Shit like that is why I only watch Vtubers nowadays

>randomly says "te amo"
i came

GURA'S ACQUIRING MY FLUIDS RIGHT NOW

>>68151728
America first with Gawr Gura

>>68151642
I'm not a fucking normie, most of my reads are meme references or questions about her

She can't help but laugh at the farts.

>>68151514
use the photopea magic cut tool instead. the AI bg removers are trained on photos and suck at illustrations

>te amo
Man I just cried, I lov this womanchild to much

>gura stopped watching baseball and football because of the kneeling and constant blm shit
she is just like me fr fr

>>68151642
I would say people desperate for attention from an anime streamer girl are probably not that normie

People say ADHD is fake. Yet I can't even pay attention to my wife when she's doing a kino as fuck stream. Like consider how much you love Gura, imagine that love easily overpowered by a crippling learning disability that wins no matter how hard you try to focus. Sometimes wish i was dead.

>>68151728
Based Guratriots

Feistybud status?

I trust her.

>>68151972
pacified

>>68151911
no it's because she isn't with her family as much who she watched it with

>>68151844
I just stole that particular png from another anon, but thank (You) for the recommendation nonetheless

>>68151923
Dude dont dox me bro my face kinda sticks out in a crowd looking like this

>>68151837
yeah but you communicate like a normal human. i don't. i'm all weird and stupid and make girls ghost me and leave and guys just treat me like shit. it's whatever. whole world is normies, and should burn in cleansing fire.

>>68151807
Loving Gura is an America First tenet.

when she first mentioned the tard helmet I thought it was just because she went to the doctor and they diagnosed her with something. but after her fall story and the phone in the face I am starting to think she must have fell and hurt herself on like 2022 that lead to those breaks and the tard helmet

>>68151972
winning

>>68151915
Don't let your dreams be dreams

fartypals

>>68151915
I know that feeling bud

its been 2 hours, why does the fart still gets me?

>>68152035
bro, this shithole and Gura streams are literally my only social interaction

rrat has entered

My dream date with Gura would unironically be voting for Donald Trump on election day 2024

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>>68152045
Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

Safe to say Gura ate to many Hydrangea flowers for dinner

Rat enters chat.

RRAT SIDEGIRL HAS APPEARED

>>68152161
excuse him hes still too autistic to understand

the fucking way she turned and :D' at chat after the the fart gives me so much happiness

>>68151728
I stopped watching football because of the kneeling and putting blm shit on every fucking inch of the field. I stopped watching baseball because the Mets canceled a game to "stand for" that black in wisconsin who got shot when he had a knife and was kidnapping the kids of the woman he beat and raped.
>>68152013
just based on the fact that Gura is white and someone in her family owns guns, because she complained about carrying one around once. I'm gunna go with her dad doesn't watch much sports anymore either

la creatura

>>68151235
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>>68151319
Im a rainbow trident... and she used to read mine every stream...

Hololive DLC in palworld? Hey devs. This could be a good idea to help with that server money issue. wink wink. Kronii pals are like the exploding birds because they tick like bombs. That'd work.

>>68152470
i want to fuck this creature

who did gura kill?

>>68152395
>I'm gunna go with her dad doesn't watch much sports anymore either
She has mentioned her father watching alot of NASCAR when she grew up, even collecting car parts and putting them up around the house/garage as kinda trophies! So that sounds kinda "MURICA FUCK YEAH" but at the same time Atlantis is VERY Democrat leaning..so who knows

>>68152395
why do simple uneventful events make you stop enjoying things? I dont get it

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>>68152267
it's amazing that Gura has the same kind of pica as me.. Marbles, countertops, smooth pebbles, glass, smooth rocks. Fucking delicious. Though i think her flavor of pica wouldn't lead her to eating flowers, as cute as that rrat is, she'd be more likely to eat the colored stones out of an aquarium. I wonder if she ever stuck marbles up her pooper. Not that I ever did that lolol. There was once this fake pot plant that sat in a vase full of large oval glass beads. So anyone got any marbles I could borrow? sometimes coins too, put them back into circulation.

>>68152705
those cute lil aquarium stones actually were the cause of my first ER visit as a kid, and my mom did not bring me back to the pet store for nearly 5 years after that.

>>68152615
>She didnt say bonjour

…feeding ground reached…prey bountiful…at long last…we shall feast

this penguin is going to murder her

>>68152682
nta, but witnessing Herbert Marcuese-style communist subversion of my country via a deliberate, nakedly manipulative national humiliation ritual isn't my idea of a fun Sunday evening
Think of it this way - if it was trivial to the point that we shouldn't care, why does is apparently matter so much to the people doing it that THEY care to make it into the new civic religion?

kek

>>68152682
once shit gets pozzed, it's over. it's like rubbing a dogs nose in dogshit. thank fuck vtubing hasn't been pozzed yet. beggars tried and failed. gura stands strong.