/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She
Hates
Us

>>6790952
She hates sus?

Remember when we would go a few days without a new thread?

Has she just not posted the schedule or is she taking a week off?

>>6791024
you're not wrong but considering everyone either desperately wants to be part of /yah/ or worse just wants to shitpost through the guise of /yah/ it's probably better for someone to make a normal OP instead.

>>6791024
Yes it was awful

Ever since the d****** incident we've been having pretty much continuous thread. I hope we go back

>>6791112
Probably just hasn't posted the schedule

Discord Elysium

>>6791024
pretty much >>6791128
i want a /yah/, other dads want a /yah/, if you didnt want one you wouldnt post in it

>>6790919
literally who?

An intoxicating, amorous scent that men from all corners from the earth will travel to just to have a whiff, to experience the absolute bliss of Beatani's balmy, soft feet. One sniff and you’re on the top of Mt. Fuji. A brilliant inhale of air fills your nose, and in the distance birds are singing by the mountain range. The petals of cherry blossom trees, drifting through the sweet, sweet breeze. Like standing by the black sand beach, palm trees and the dark, deep blue of the ocean surround you. The faint smell of citrus flies through the winds, and the black sand beneath you gets washed away by the tropical waters. Like sleeping on a soft, woolen bed in a quiet, comfy wooden cottage somewhere in the isolated hills, waking up to the odoriferous smell of bacon and eggs. Like spending your entire day, laboring and cleaning the bathroom, making sure every dirty spot is wiped, washing every imperfection with the fragrant bathroom cleaner. And when you get up, you take a deep breath, taking in the piquant aroma.

That is what Beatani's feet smell like.

i love this fucking bear

>>6790644
>I've heard that a lot of anime speech is considered rude. I'd like to not have to unfuck my keigo.
TV shows aren't going to always be speaking keigo either. Going from causal to polite isn't that hard in Japanese. It's mainly just word an choice and ending your sentences using polite auxiliary verbs like desu or masu.

>>6791176
There is no going back. Now either people don't make a thread and some schizo create one regardless with a retarded OP to bait newfags, or an actual fan create the thread
>b-but people could just not post!!
No, that's not how it works. Not everyone here has been trough everything. A bait thread will be filled regardless, by the guy creating it, some other shit stirrer, some newfags, and some dads who don't come often and just use the first thread they find and are glad there is one up when they have time. So there is no escaping it.

>>6791673
i miss this fucking bear

>>6791709
Good to know

>>6791722
Yeah, expecting "people" to act a certain ways when "people" is basically anyone who open the thread on an anonymous imageboard, is retarded.

So people having been suggesting that everyone should wear listener-chan skins for Beatani's minecraft server. However I've yet to see anyone post an actual listener-chan skin, so I decided to make my own even tho I've never made a skin before. It's musicfag listenerchan. I checked fanarts and it seems dark hair very slightly purple sometimes) with purple hoodie and red eyes is the most common.
I added headset + music note for the characterisation.

I thought about making other versions for other kind of listeners, but someone with a better base skin could be more suited idk.

>>6791984
if I could get the skin png for basic listener chan i can edit it to be my own

>>6791984
why not a fox or remote kid too?

>>6791128
I only post in /yah/ so I can derail it with shitposting and then pin all the blame
on early threads and the people who post in them.

>>6791984
https://twitter.com/_arTachi/status/1409315430435627010

>>6792081
The average listener is not a furry, bea.

>>6792137
shouldn't shitpost right after waking up, bea

>>6792145
Well when I asked if there was one no one answered, and this wasn't posted under any tag, so yeah, missed it

>>6792081
Yeah I thought about that, fox skins already exist but a recolored one for remote kid would be nice.
>>6792066
I'll clean it up a bit and post it later then, maybe on the stream tag since people don't check all the countless threads that are made. Tho i seems tachi already made one so idk if it's ok to do so.

risuna-chan is so cute! cute !!

I will nakadashi Risuna-chan

>>6791984
>Musicfag
>Minecraft
That's almost selfposting!

>>6792269
Needs a hat

>>6792328
you could just say made a musician listener chan based off of/edited from @tachi etc, dads appreciate more content always

>>6792221
My bad, I didn't see your post

>>6792180
>The average listener is not a furry
Based off how many people in these threads want to fuck a polar bear, I think you are mistaken.

>>6792463
nta but it seems made from scratch
agree for posting regardless

>>6792493
wanting to have sex with animals is one thing, wanting to be one is another.

if you schizos became cute furry kemono boys, your chances would increase from 0% a tiny bit higher maybe tabun

>>6792512
to me it looks like he took an egirl skin and recolored it

>>6792269
chuuni bear is cute!

I'm starting to think that whoever made and shilled the d****** did it purely to generate enough hatred to ensure that there would be no possibility of an unofficial one ever succeeding.

>>6792493
Don't be silly anon. Trying to fuck a polar bear is just disgusting. I'm waiting for her to escape XP Hill before I stalk her to Japan and rawdog her ass.

>>6791673
You know what? Me too. Last stream reminded me why.

Im not wearing a risunachan skin unless it's completely nude.

>>6792606
>Trying to fuck a polar bear is just disgusting
No, it would be absolute heaven. Just imagining that polar bear tail gets me hard.

>>6792602
no shit, his welcome message for a good while was something like "For the discords faggots so you can speak here instead of shitting the thread"

>>6792606
What if her mind is stuck as a bear even after she escapes?

I realized there are no "official" bottom clothes for listener-chan, all the colored art is always just the top half
http://clover.club/post?tags=listener&mode=view&page=2

>>6792782
double check

>>6792462

>>6792554
oh yeah, I used hatsune miku skin as base and looked at risuna fanarts, tho I assume most skins are done like this

I guess there is no Hobo dad skin yet tho but sadly autism cap can't be a thing because writing would be too small

>>6792925
perfect

>>6792720
Would make sense for a shitposter to be against a discord, considering not being anonymous makes shitposting much harder.

is it too late for shydads
how do i get in anymore
aaaaaaahhh

reminder of what you retards did to her kek

>I love Bea!
>I love this bear!
>I love this menhera!
Blah blah blah shut the fuck up
I love RISUNA-CHAN and you are all wrong

>>6793296
Too late for what
I think people are welcomed still
Beatani find shy people cute

>>6793304
I'm pretty proud yes, thanks for the reminder.

>>6793412
I'm menhera for bear, but its what bear wants so its ok

>>6793412
t-thanks..

>>6793414
how do I get noticed... I can't draw or do much of anything....

>>6793627
Ah it's true that the new "limited twitter" mode of bea makes it harder for non-inner circle non-artists to be seen
Well you can do edits, for the stream/meme tag
Or donate
Or do a good entry for the groomer review
Or take some cool IRL pictures of things with merch or bea relates stuff
Or become an obnoxious famous schizo in the thread if you hare really nothing else going for you

>>6793724
4 ever since the great unfollowing...

>>6793053
>light
Es joto apá?

>>6793724
2

>>6793412

>>6793797
>obnoxious famous schizo
We have one of those?

>>6793959
Spicy Gra**pa and his multiple forms kinda is, really

>>6793856
mira donde estamos, tu que crees?

Dads, how do you feel about the idea of doing a Holofightz but for /yah/? It would have all the Beatani crew plus dads featured in it. I want to do it if only to make a cool complication to "Glorious Domination"

>>6793627
Have any creative skill you're remotely interested in? Start your reps so you can make something bear-related and tag it

>>6793724
17 forever
I used to believe in nukumori but realized too late that it was just a distraction while people used that to use all bea's attention she could provide and boost each other up and now everything's closed while they all have their little place reserved forever. Never again.

>>6794094
is a very bad idea

>>6794094
If by dads you mean the character and not replyfags, it would be cool. Even cooler if you use fire pro wrestling.

>>6793724
1

>>6794094
Very nice, I love names

>>6793296
It's going to be hard. Commission/draw art and try to play games with her. If you want dad friendship that's a lot easier. Just tweet and like what you find interesting.

>>6793296
if you have no faith in your art skills then just take funny/interesting screencaps during a stream and share them on the stream/meme tag.

>>6794001
I would love to hear Beatani's opinions on different gaijin beers, shame it's so hard to send her some.

>>6793724
I tried my best today so now im feeling 7

>>6794301
I'm inviting her here. We're going to do nothing but drink, eat and fuck all week. No time for baths.

>>6794191
of course the replyguys, we're a fucking community whether you like it or not and h*****, t****, and A***** **** will be manhandling YOUR oshi and they slam her into the ground

>>6794094
no, it will just cause seethe and jealousy

>>6794363
Pretty much

>>6794301
I want to send my pet bottle sotol but it would not pass customs control and I don't think she would want to drink it

>>6794140
Thanks to that you know have some dads that can literally post things like "Ravioli" or "I slept well" and all the 10 likes are just beatani's viewers. It's pretty surreal.

>>6794479
It's a cult but it's comfy sometimes.

>>6794363
the replyguys should manhandle and slam me into the ground instead..

>>6794540
Hey me first, asshole! Fuck my worthless grey ass!

>>6794094
Great idea, and make the winner of a tournament fight a hard mode Bea as the boss

>>6794464
the shipping of mamals is prohibited by law, how small is that pet

beatniks

>>6793627
Good luck, you'll need to do some thinking and find something. The advice here is good. I've mostly stopped caring about being noticed now since my creative reps are going to take too long. But even trying to kick that shyness demon has been rewarding in it's own way.
t. shydad turned boringdad
>>6793724
19. I'll belieb.

>>6794479
Disgusting

Still waiting on the dad Smash tournament

>>6794594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyethylene_terephthalate

>>6793627
Memes are relatively easy. If you see a funny one somewhere try to figure out if a bear version would work.

>>6794680
Ah, so just a plastic bottle? No need to use some obscure scientific name for some simple bottle

>>6794744
that's what they're called in my country, it's not my fault

>>6794737
I'm still waiting on a "alone on friday? God you're pathetic" one

i don't understand why people are so desperate to be individually noticed, i'm perfectly content to watch the streams and talk here anonymously

>>6794680
Never heard anyone call plastic bottles "pet" or whatever, sounds like a local thing

>>6794836
Well that's you and I am me
I'm anonymous here but I've lived enough boring years as it is and wanna exist outside of feel validated

>>6794802
>it's not my afault
I don't care about that, I just want you to feel bad about it

>>6794836
/fag mode
I finally found a creator and a community that I really care about and I want to be recognized as an important or at least helpful part of it

>>6794836
their circuits are completely fried
there's no reasoning with them

>>6794585
We're gonna have that Shitattle offpako soon right?

>>6795477
Still waiting on a time and place.

>>6794680
TIME LOOP

>>6795013
As the ghost of yabs past let me tell you to just know your limit. It's fine to make friends and be noticed in the community but if you expect anything from the bear your in for a world of anguish.

>>6795602
These last few weeks violently disabused me of that notion kek. The dads are fun though

>>6795686
were all in a world of anguish, but we still have hope dadchama, someday bear will notice us

>>6794842
Even in the US it's pretty common commercially for alcohol bottles to be specifically called PET if they aren't glass.

life is horrible you just don't know it yet

>>6796061
I've been living in pain since I was 15 years old, yes I know it life sucks

>>6792629
>>6791673
how can she be so godamn cute bros?

>>6795748
Being noticed is the worst thing to happen to a gosling.

>>6796170
evil and dangerous things are beautiful

>>6796128
You sound like a fag.

>>6796128
pfft I've been in pain since before you even knew what pain was

>>6795593
>>6795477
Ok how about this: (subject to change)
Place: Shiro's sushi
Time: August 7 8:00PM (this should give enough time after groomer review stream)
Transportation: I can carpool you if the locations work out
Cost: If you are a poorfag and can't afford it you can get some balonbuxx

A reservation is basically required so DM A***** if you want to go. There will also be a post on twibbler.

>>6796170
Did you know she's also funny?

>>6796257
Based as fuck

>>6796184
its a type of high thats hard to achieve

>>6796257
Kind of wish I still lived in the area or I would come. Hope you dads have fun.

>>6796257
My grandma lives in seattle ill tell her to go for me

>>6796257
is this the invitation to the dads orgy?

>>6796517
All you can eat shirako

>>6796366
It's a high until your oshi says no more DMs and starts talking about graduation. I'm not talking about bear either.

>>6796257
That would be a 3 hour drive for me so I don't think I'll come. Sorry.

>>6792462
Stop doxxing oniichan

>>6796552
you are tempting me but I will have to travel a long distance

>>6796257
I’m Beatani. Is this for dads only? Could I join you?

>>6796659
This one is for dads only. I'll have another off pako for just you and me later. Check your DM for details.

If theres enough dads in LA&OC lets have an orgy too

>>6796621
Or when you start thinking you might be a little based but it turns out you were cringe the whole time. Such is the fate of the Gosling who flies too close to the sun

>>6796745
OK dad chama. I can wait!

Dad pride worldwide!

>>6796641
How far?

Thanks again photoshop chama I can't stop laughing at this

mfw I could never attend a dad meetup
fuck this island...

>>6796882
Finish the otokonoko process and a dad will sweep you off your feet

>>6796816
i live half an hour from the texas border, i would have to drive all the way across the united states

>>6794836
Don't understand, or understand but don't agree with that line of thinking?
For me, it's more than I want to give something interesting back. But I had nothing to offer - not even idle conversation for dads. And if you can't even offer that kind of thing, you aren't in the community, you're kind of standing around watching other people be in it.
And For shy people specifically, we rely a lot being noticed by more outgoing people if we want to enter a community. It's basically impossible to make friends unless some outgoing, interesting person you feel like you could talk to drags you along and starts including you in conversations. Eventually you'll be able to talk to the others in the group on your own. But it will take a while for you to stop being reliant on that person.
Maybe you can see where someone could mistakenly see Bea taking on that role for them, especially if they've been around since the beginning. But that's cringe. Just do your anti-shyness reps and enter the community yourself even if you're doing it late.
>>6795602
Yeah. If you're going to join the community, join the community, don't just try to groom the bear into noticing you.

>>6796882
online /yah/ meetup when?

Sounds like fun, how many southern US dads are there? I remember Texas dad and a couple Florida dad's. I know some good strip clubs in Atlanta.

>>6796990
This post is enlightened

>>6797003
>I know some good strip clubs in Atlanta
anime grill strip club?

>>6797003
Throwing racks at the Clermont! Our washed up Christmas cake oshi is making her 3D debut there tonight!

>>6796967
At that distance doesn't make alot more sense to fly? idk your local airport but it should cost less than 300 buxx to get to shitattle and less if you get a cheap ticket. That should be less than driving if you account for gas and depreciation on the car.

>>6797003
I just wish there were some Yooper dads

>>6796992
We meet up every day right here in the threads

>>6797207
Plus hotel, car rental, possible time off work etc

>>6796992
id always be up for a drink and vidya or something

>>6797207
a lot of trouble and I don't have time

>lets do an in-person meet-up dads!
>haha wouldnt it be funny to an offstream cock rating session
>haha they accidently touched
dads' tanbata wishes are coming true after all...

>>6797283
Driving is all that but worse, except minus the car rental.

>>6797375
I was talking about the long distance aspect

>>6796257
It meets the requirements

>>6797358
>Bea does a review of the video on stream!
>"Eh? Dad? Dadchama? You call that a dick?"

How big is realdad's dick? Don't tell me she's forgotten.

>>6797003
Come to Tijuana, good beer, cheap "fun" and the thrill of not knowing if you are going to get mug, stab and/or kidnap by the end of the night.

Sorry dads, but I rather use the time and money to check on my girlfriend

>>6797003
I think there are a few Texas, a Kentucky and a Tennessee

>>6797432
Oh I was just gonna order a bottle of sake to split.

>>6796257
How late would you have to know by? I'm going to consider it, but I can't know for a week or so.

>>6797529
He accidently whacked her a few times with it while turning around in the bathroom and that's why she's afraid of men.

>>6797626
Stalkeranon where do you get this kinda shit?

To Beatani, I watched the last vod, and I just want you to know that it's common etiquette on 4chan to not show your face and stuff like that, which is why most people don't do it, it's not out of shyness.

>>6797432
>draft
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Can you dads wait for me to get ripped before doing meetups?

>>6796990
It's not even a grooming mentality. It's too easy to mistake attention for affection if you're shy and lonely. I would rather dads learn to coexist than lash out at any minor threat. Not even as a hugbox since criticism is still necessary at times.

>>6797814
There was a where are you from question on an old thread. I could be remembering it wrong but I know there are several Texas dads for sure

Did she ever archive the 4cc guerrilla stream?

>>6797913
Depends, if you are going to do it natty or not.

>>6797985
Member only

>>6797985
grey!!!!!!

>>6797985
she just made it members only instead of privating/deleting the VOD though I know some other dads recorded it so there's probably another upload somewhere.

>>6798053
>>6798059
I'm literally an oil balon but I can't fucking find it

>>6798153
Community tab, I responded with a link to it Unless youtube-kun filtered my comment for having a link to a video in it.

>>6797814
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/4496438/#4507661

>>6798153
She forgot to add it to the membear playlist.
Hey Bear if you are reading pls add it there, it's unfindable

>>6798153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qekbnT_rOvw

>>6798201
jesus christ, why is it hidden unless I select newest comments instead of top comments

>>6797948
Ah, sorry if it sounded too harsh. I agree with you.
I was still thinking about the last stream. It's not proper grooming mentality, but it is "I am doing this to get someone else do something for me" mentality if you're only doing it for attention from one person.

>>6797994
I mean I look like the guy from the NYC Ina meetup. You're going to have to give me a year or something.

>>6798406
Am I the only one who thought the person in pink on the right was an azn girl?

>>6798406
the one in the pink shirt?

j-japan dads...?

>>6798322
Exactly. It's a mentality that I fear is easy to fall into while riding the attention high.

>>6798809
I'm living in Tokyo

>>6798809
You should focus on your Beatani offpako and not a silly dad meeup.

>>6798905
Why when they're thousands of other better girls in Tokyo

>>6797626
Might make more sense to meet up in New Orleans then. In October they have spooky parades and a lot of festival shit. Bourbon street, the french quarter. The tourist places are safer than Atlanta.

>>6798905
sadly not in the inner circle and am boring

How are my attention starved menheras doing today? What are we arguing about today?

>>6797296
I've been thinking about organizing something like this, but I have no experience doing it. I don't think you all want to play the games I usually play either.
>>6798835
Definitely. If you know what to watch out for you have a better chance of avoiding it. We can become less menhera if we pay attention to ourselves and try to avoid these things.

>>6799102
Who has the biggest dick, that's what the meeting is for.

>>6796257
>>6797432
>>6797745
uhh shit I fucked up. They are all booked already and I was dumb enough not to check. Thanks coronachan.

I can change the time or change the place. Is Friday/Sunday any good? Chinese food?

>>6799052
I don't know how I haven't gotten arrested there. It's been felony wild every time

some more progress

A dad Jackbox would be cool.

>>6799183
Some large team FPS game like battfield or squad or just something more simple like a party game pack

>>6799323
Amazing, I can feel her skin just by looking at it

Meet ups are cringe
please take some pictures for us far away dads

>>6799323
Schmexy. It's begging for a sniff.

>>6799378
Same to that idea...

>>6799323
SHIMAPAN UOOOHHHH

>>6799323
You are going to make a nopan version right?

>>6799234
I mean, if I can go, anything is good. I'm mostly looking for an excuse to go to Seattle, it's been a while.

>>6799323
Cumming on her choker would be like cumming on all you guys! I can feel the nukumority

>>6799246
Someone is always doing way wilder shit, those Orleans cops are used to it. I'll invite Beatani I bet she'd love Beignets and the endless supply of alcohol.

>>6798580
Takodachis are alright by me but...that wasn't an azn girl?

>>6799431
Do this answer your question?

what I'm wondering is if I should or shouldn't add bush

>>6799552
of course!

>>6799552
cute bear bush onegai

>>6799552
Yeah

>>6799552
Basado

What do you call this drawing style?, I find it really funny.

>>6799552
if you're already making a clothing variant you may as well make a bush variant
>captcha DAD DR

>>6799691
Schizophrenia

>>6799552
If bush is an option bush is the answer

>>6799691
Drugs and spics

>>6799691
mother of god, I could make something good with that bathtub idea... maybe after I finish my current piece

>>6799691
ugentmedsesque

>>6799440
>>6799234
Ok. Location TBD I guess but same day/time. You can tell me as late as you want as long as the place won't turn you away.

>>6799691
Based. It's like I'm looking over the edge of sanity. Really cool art style. It reminds me of Ren and Stimpy but latinified.

>>6799342
>>6799357
Noted. I was thinking TF2 might be fun with alltalk but I've never played jackbox.
>>6799691
El Loco

>>6799552
Do it, and don't cop out by making a no bush version.

>>6799822
I'll eat anything so you don't have to worry about me
t. >>6799440

Portland dad here, I-i won't be stabbed if I come to the meet up, right? Dads have no ulterior motives?

>>6799962
trust us

>>6799962
Don't worry I'm sure they will leave you at least one kidney left. The other one might be auctioned for superchats though.

dads....
im down bad

>>6799552

>>6800068
なでなで

>>6800068
Me too but it's getting better now that she no longer acknowledges me at all

>>6800068
ナデナデ

>>6800068
Why?

When will Beatani play Crypt of the Necrodancer?

>>6800229
I want to see her play more Downwell desu

>>6800229
In 10 minutes just for you

>>6799962
You should cum it's only like a 2 hour drive, and driving the 5 is really comfy in my imo until you hit traffic going through Olympia.

JWU from a nap and all of a sudden northwestern dads are planning an orgy?
I wonder how Bea will react to this

>>6800538
Who cares what smelly polar bears think. Dad unity!

>>6799962
I live close to portland, but don't really feel like driving the whole way. Maybe we could carpool or something if you are actually planning to go.

>>6800347
>You should cum
Orgy confirmed.

This isn't what I wanted to come home to... but its enough to calm my menhera for now...

>>6799530
everyone thought it was a tranny iirc

>>6800743
I belieb

>>6800777
He was not a man!

You guys know she's going to make a secret alt account to stalk us on the Minecraft server right?

>>6800898
i hope she does

I smooch my dog in the mouth so I have no issues kissing bea

>>6800898
Yeah. Otherwise it would just be annoying being flocked by dads when she logged in

>>6800898
Making it a pirate server so she can have as many alts as she wants without buying the game again!! Samefagging as different dads while griefing!!

>>6801031
that's why she bans those faggots

>>6800743
Doesn't she normally use hiragana for that? sus...

>>6801022
She told me to kiss her where it smells so I took her to New Jersey

>>6800650
Tabun maybe, meeting people from 4chan is a little scary

>>6801227
ime difference. Depends on if she's phoneposting or using pc chama. dyrbi

>>6801227
You're right. I don't use katakana when I type this word. なでなで is correct for me.

>>6801643
Based

I watched this movie the other day and I would recommend it, it depicts menhara girls

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4144034/

>>6801775
I am a menhera girl (male) I can just look in a mirror

>>6801775
wtf they made Erika and Bernkastel real

I fucking hate beatani so goddamn much, I want to strangle her to death.

>>6801931
fuck off chihiro bitch, you had a chance and lost

>>6801775
Do you recommend any other Japanese movies?

I want to mating press Chihiro. That will teach her to be nicer.

>>6801931
I fucking love beatani so goddamn much, i want to choke and harapan her to orgasm

New England dad here, pain.

>>6801022
A couple of days ago I started getting pet grooming videos in my recommended, I hadn't make the connection till now.

>>6801980
I'm not him but I saw this one recently
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096251/

What does a polar bear orgasm sound like? It would be top kek if it sounded like her inhaling cola air.

I want to punch her tummy.

>>6802083
Susan knows Bea is grooming her pets

>>6802141
Like when she gets excited and her voice trembles and goes a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa

>>6801980
That'd be tangentially /yah/, or in general?

>>6801931
strangling is a based fetish but necrophilia isn't. just choke them enough that they stop begging you to let go and you can feel them start to lose consciousness

>>6802165

I want to make tea from bea's sweaty spats

>>6802292
I want to deep fry her panties and dip them in salsa

ダッドちゃま! 私と日本語レップスをしてください!

Has anyone made a koi card for Bea yet?

>>6802721
Yes

>>6802568
今日良い天気ですね

>>6802213
Well, going to bed, so here's some stuff with misfit girls, punk bands, or otaku cultures

Love Exposure
Brass Knuckle Boys
100 Yen Love
Rinda Rinda
Kamikaze Girl
Kisaragi
Shijin-sou no Satsujin
Love and Other Cults
Densha Otoko

>>6802568
スレ読みながら、今日本語レップスしてる

>>6802897
あたしも

I have never played minecraft before, and from what I read here there seems to be various versions of the game. Is there like a guide on how to get started? I don't want to mess up.

>>6802755
Give it to me.

>>6802922
>Is there like a guide on how to get started?
Do you mean how to install it or how to play it?

>>6802922
Remember the acronym ADD
Always dig down

>>6802922
Just go for Java ver. that's all you need to know. She made a member post about it btw

>>6802970
Install

>>6802922
Java

>>6802922
get java edition

>>6802812
ここはたくさん暗い雲がある

>>6803052
雨降った?それとも曇りだけ?

>>6802987
But, she later commented "sorry, you should buy the regular version"

>>6803204
yeah java

Doing my male lactation reps so I can feed Bea and my's child.

>>6803135
曇りだけから、降ってない

I have both but for vanilla I like Bedrock better. Mods are a different story of course

>>6802812
いや、暑すぎよ! 曇りの天気のほうが好きです!

>>6802897
いいね!ダッド、頑張ってよ! 僕は日本語の練習を諦めた、でも日本語でダッドと話してるが良い備忘!

>>6803204
she meant that you need to buy java version

>>6803204
no pirates allowed

>>6802936
https://files.catbox.moe/bd1uea.png

>>6803204
Java version is the original version. Of the versions that are available right now, anyway.

Can someone spoonfeed me on secondhand minecrap accounts? They seem to offer the full game for somewhat less than msrp.

Is thealtening legit? Is g2g legit?

>>6803367
Sexy! Eroi! Bear eroi!

>>6803241
>>6803327
>>6803382
Ah, I see. Thanks.

For anyone looking to make or edit their skins, I found this to be really useful
https://www.blockbench.net/

>>6803452
>Can someone spoonfeed me on secondhand minecrap accounts
The vast majority of minecraft alts are stolen accounts. Sometimes they are able to hack into the email for the account too and sell it with the account. Having the email you bought the account with proves you "own" the account.

>>6803874
thanks frog

Do you think bea is stupid enough to use minecraft pozzed edition for the server instead of java?

>>6803899
I think she would make sure to not do that

>>6803899
She probably isn't the one running it, so no.

>>6803874
you can still do it jsut by uploading a handmade PNG right?

>>6803990
You can, but Blockbench lets you paint directly onto the model so you don't need to understand the UV map.

>>6803990
I still run my handmade skin from back in the day, can confirm that still works.

>>6803891
Well I don't really care if it's stolen or hacked as long as I don't get scammed or lose the account. Something to be avoided at all costs or not too dangerous?

>>6803874
Holy shit can you make detailed minecraft skins now. Is this stuff for bedrock version only does it apply to java as well? Or is it neither and its just a bait?

>>6804272
It's not too dangerous. Obviously it's riskier, but alt sellers are a real thing.

>>6804405
Java lets you have asymmetric arms and legs and a second layer over the entire body now.
Bedrock has all kinds of microtransaction bullshit with custom models, but you can also use classic skins like in Java.

>>6804272
what's the big issue? the game is not that expensive

>>6804405
Java only has a normal and slim model where Bedrock allows for arbitrary 3D models.

>>6804556
>Bedrock has all kinds of microtransaction bullshit
Keep it mind that you aren't forced to use the shop. Just like java you can download skins, worlds, resource packs etc off the internet and use them.

Kinda shucks that I can't play with you all dads since I cant play Java Edition on my potato PC and only having bedrock edition on my phone but I hope you all have fun together. That's what counts in the end, right?

>>6804823
play with lag, who cares?

my first pixel art (64x64) and tomorrow I will finish it

>>6804930
Which beatani sister is this?

>>6804823
She/whoever should consider this:
https://geysermc.org/

>>6804930
very kawaii dayo

>>6804986
I think it's risuna dressed up as bea

>>6804930
It started as risuna but then I added bear ears and shortened the hair and now is it still risuna I don't even know

>>6804823
How bad can it be on your PC, really?

>>6804892
I uh still have Vista because I kept putting off upgrading my PC for quite some time. Also it's got some fuck huge bloodhound virus or some stuff like that which I've tried to remove but it just wouldn't budge,so everything has been laggy for a while.

>>6805084
Dad...

>>6805084
>I uh still have Vista because I kept putting off upgrading my PC for quite some time.
Thats quite the understatement...

>>6805084
well yes, you' re a little bit fucked

>>6805084

>>6804568
micro$haft HATE. If I support hackers they actually harm m$'s reputation.

>>6805137
Procrastination is one hell of a drug.

>>6805084

>>6805137
>>6805084
never_update.msi I'm still running windoze 7 on all my pcs except my new pc chama, and of course I never install windows updates.

You might want to do something about that virus though because those are bad.

>>6805084
You're actually quite based. Vista is right next to XP hill so in a way you're closer to Bea than the rest of us.

>>6805084
throw that thing away and buy a new computer

>>6805084
you should at least reformat your PC if you can't get rid of the virus, linux is free and most distros will run better on ancient hardware than win10 will

>>6805186
It's okay, just be careful they don't steal your credit card

>>6805277
Not even sure if that thing is a virus or just a mashed up pile of data that renamed itself into bloodhound. It's not even harmful in a way except that it takes away space (around 1 GB or so) and googling about it did nothing. I even thought that it's harmless because I still have Vista and the poor thing just sits there without having caused any damage.

>>6805348
Minecraft java lists linux support, seems like a good idea to me

>>6805186
>>6804505
The horrible deed is done. This unlucky man got his account stolen previously too, and now it's time for round 2. I kind of feel bad for the guy. I was really hoping it would just be like reselling used accounts after people got tired of the game, but clearly that's not the case.

>>6805378
They take paypal, and I did verify that it's the real paypal.com not a phishing website.

Making a Minecraft skin! Abusing layers to give Risuna a butt! Here comes Bea! Oh no she's going to take Risuna's ass virginity!

Didn't turn out as good

>>6805348
>>6805524
You should be able to download the manufacturers OS image from their website and use that to nuke it, but shitty manufacturers might not make it easy to find. On the other hand I'm running unregistered windoze 7 on all my pc chamas. Not even cracked I just click past the registration screen every time I log in.

>>6805594
Arbeit macht frei Risuna-chan

>>6805610
cute and small

Dads, someone just stole my minecraft account again. I don't think I will be able to play with you all...

>>6805594
Risuna in the concentration camp... her booty is distracting the guards!

>>6805717
that's why my passwords are combinations of slurs and numbers

>>6805721
The clap of her dummy thicc cheeks is alerting the guards!

>>6805594
RISUNA EROOOI

>>6805594
I will save you risuna

>>6805832
>fake png

When the Minecraft accounts are all force migrated to Microsoft accounts it's going to really clamp down on this. Something to keep in mind.

I will wake up early in case you make an aggie.

How does Bea feel about molcars?

just a bit more... added the bush but I can't show it for obvious reasons... gonna add the jacket too for completion

>>6806085
cute

>>6805946
what do you mean?

>>6806098
Microsoft is going to force Minecraft accounts to be migrated from Mojang to Microsoft accounts with 2 factor authentication available so it's going to be a lot harder to steal accounts and it will probably be hard to migrate stolen accounts.
https://help.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/360050865492-Minecraft-Java-Edition-Account-Migration-FAQ

>>6806085
That lip indentation is very tasteful. Eroi

>>6806098
You're going to need to get a micro$haft account (like outlook.com or hotmail.com) instead of an account on the minecraft website.

I bet it's gonna be even more of a free-for-all after that though, because megacorporations will just tell you to pound sand if the automated recovery fails. Smart people who enable 2fa will be fine but 99% of people won't bother, and unlike jewgle which forces you to give a phone number, you can get by without one so far on outlook.com so they can't do a phone challenge whenever they want.

>>6806059
Everyone loves PUI PUI Molcars
Especially (You)

>>6806464
But does it fall on the abuse or love side?

>>6806507
yes

>>6806507
imagine a demolition derby with those little animals

>>6806059
Molcars are REAL

>>6806560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLy0IY-ycHI

>>6806735
kek, I expected something else

If you were visiting Japan, and you just happened to meet Bea and somehow establish that you were a fan, she would probably take you to her home and treat you to dinner as thanks. Upon entering the house, Bea would take off her pants, explaining that its more comfortable being in just a shirt and panties in one's own home before cooking dinner. The meal she would make would be rather small for a westerner, though, but it would be quite delicious and inexpensive. After you finish eating and set your empty bowl on the table, Bea would crawl next to you, saying she has a thank you gift. She'd then grab scissors that were simply laying on the floor, hook the front of her panties with her thumb and pull it down enough to show you her surprisingly thick bush. She would then pinch a bundle of her southern hair and cut it off with the scissors, then handing it to you saying that she's really glad you've supported her for so long and she hopes this makes a worthwhile gift. She would then walk you out to her front step before waving goodbye and wishing you a goodnight, and to feel free to stop by next time you're in town.

>>6806996
I'm in love now

>>6806996
You missed the part where we roll a blunt with her pubes and smoke it together.

>>6806996
it is more likely to win the lottery than that to happen

>>6807088
it already happened though

>>6807088
This is why I want to be a brain in a jar. I can live in such a world.

>>6807200
but not to me

I want to relive March again bros... Let me believe the lie...

>>6807201
Me too, bea

>>6805031
Beatani transformation fetish is real

>>6806996
FUCK YOU BUSHFAGS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING FUCKYOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I LOVE BEATANI SERIOUSLY!!! I WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT TALKING ABOUT OUR FUTURE TOGETHER AND GETTING DERAILED!!! WE CAN HAVE A COMFY LOVING FAMILY OF 3 BEAR CUBS!! OR MAYBE MORE!!1!!!!11!!!!

>>6808302
Raising a family with Beatani. The dream

next stream? It's a mystery to everyone~