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Gura...

>slurrp

If you actually watched the stream, a thread wouldn’t have to die

>>6804097
SLEEP CAN'T TOUCH YOU IF YOU HAVE YOUR MONSTER
WHY IS MY HEALTH SO BAD?

It means her boyfriend posted the message to mess with her and then she had to do damage control.

I am Gura's sleep paralysis demon

Sleep paralysis is a meme, I've never had it and if I ever do and that bitch ass demon tries anything funny I'll just will myself into moving again and rape its demon ass

>>6804294
>>6804301
Gura's boyfriend is her sleep paralysis demon

Unironically why the fuck is she being so dumb with her health, I remember she said she was trying to quit caffeine, now look at her. Holy poor health.

>>6804330
Demonshark?
Demonshark

>>6804313
Ive had it. It sucks. You hallucinate and shit. Its weird.

>>6804097
It means she's ready for a fourth round of tonguing Pikamee's anus

>>6804421
iine... naisu...

>>6804097
>4th monster
mmm all that taurine and caffeine
those better be sugar free bitch

>>6804313
I shoot kamehameha's at the shadow people, it works every time

>>6804806
They aren't. She specifically commented on that.

>>6804855
>They aren't.

DUDE HAHA SHE TOTALLY SENT THAT BY ACCIDENT
HAHA HOW WACKY
TRULY EPIC

>>6804097
Imagine how stinky Gura's piss is after all those energy drinks

>>6804906
TuT

>>6804888
>implying Gura isn't capable of fucking up like that
Ask me how I know you don't watch her streams

>>6804906
Cradling a sweating, shaking Gura in your arms as her tiny heart struggles to maintain a regular rhythm.

"A-Anon, I'm scared. Am...am I gonna die?"
"Sssh Gura-chan, it'll be okay. I'm here with you."
"It hurts Anon."
"It'll all be over soon."

>>6804097
Can't this bitch just drink water and get 8 hours of sleep

>>6804097
Based retard shark.

>>6804097
I love this shark.

>>6804906
We have a competitor to suisei now...?

>>6804097
>4th monster
jesas, when i was a milfag and had to stay up for 48 hours i did that and i felt like pure dogshit
how could you do this to yourself willingly

Real shit, maybe it's because I'm getting old, but 2 monsters in a day and I start feeling my heart having a bad day, 4 would probably kill me

>>6805673
I think two is a nice amount. 4 is close to double the recommended maximum daily caffeine dose.

>>6804906
you could use to strip paint...

>>6805063
her boyfriend doesnt let her

>>6805770
Boyfriend forcing her to stay awake through stimulants, both chemical and sensory. He gets a pliable, compliant shark gf that loses all her inhibitions. When she's at her breaking point and needs some rest, out comes the booze.

I drink soda, but never had an energy drink. Should I even bother?

>>6805940
If you drink like three of them in an hour, you can experience heart palpitations.

kinda based ngl

>>6804097
>4 monsters

I downed an entire monster once and I felt like I was having a heart attack.

>>6805940
Go for it. Worst that'll happen is that you won't like the taste and waste a couple dollars. Monster's probably the better choice if you've never had one before, since it's not as in-your-face with its chemical taste like Red Bull is.

Just be sure to brush your teeth afterward.

She spent a week away due to family stuff right?

I think she's avoiding sleeping to avoid thinking about it.

The simplest of rrats

>>6804313
unironically works, i stopped seeing shadow people after I told the last one that I was going to rape it to death

why can't people just drink tea? is zhang actually right on this one?

>>6806079
Takes time to brew, more complex than 'buy can, open can.' We know how lazy a lot of these girls are, after all.

>>6806054
But she would want to sleep if she wanted to avoid thinking about it.

>>6806123
you can literally buy bottled tea for less than energy drinks tho

>>6806134
Nothin like staring at your ceiling at night
with your insecurities and anxieties to keep you company.

>>6806079
why dont people eat sandwhiches instead of burgers?
because overload on salt/sugar/fat/caffeine etc makes brain feel good

FFS, Gura...

Unless you have experienced sleep paralysis and false awakenings you have no idea how disturbing and horrifying it can be. For instance, if I get sleep paralysis and somehow manage to open my eyes hypnagogia immediately kicks in and you'll get to see everything from devils to giant panthers slithering into your room, all snarly and eager for blood. Keep in mind, you are paralyzed but awake and can't move. It sounds metal as fuck but it's actually terrifying because all that shit looks absolutely real, and imminent. And you can't move. The worst case is actually that you'll wake up and be convinced you are choking or being unable to breathe (despite breathing normally) because some strange feeling of your muscles just being too weak to breathe overwhelms you and you're just lying there, struggling to breathe (thinking that on a BIOLOGICAL level) and yet utterly unable to move even the tiniest move.

And false awakenings? Imagine waking up and getting out of bed, and everything is... odd, but recognizable. And you go on to turn your light on, but the light doesn't work. And then you wake up again in your bed, and realize you were dreaming. So you get up and try to turn the light on again. It doesn't work. So you wake up in your bed... again. And finally you get up, turn the light on and it works. For the rest of your day the thought you are still dreaming gnaws at your consciousness.

Keep in mind that this is coming for you all, one way or the other. I didn't have these often as a kid and teen, but do now in my thirties.

Sleep tight.

>>6806320
dopamine is the shit.

>>6806393
unironically, take your meds

>>6806393
back to /x/ with you, fag

>>6806393
Sleep paralysis used to terrify me back when I lived with my parents, but ever since I got an apt I just scream "PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!" really loudly as soon as I regain control of my body and it helps a lot being able to simply be myself.

>>6806490
LMAO

>>6805585
Some people are built different lol
I can drink a bang and a five hour energy and not feel like shit

-t navyfag

>>6806393
Don't be a pussy, it's not that bad. You get used to it.

>>6806462
>>6806480
I'll give you the benefit of a doubt and assume you don't know this is an actual thing with nothing mental or /x/ about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_awakening
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia

>gura likes to tongue fuck monsters

>>6805940
No if you have no reason to don't touch them. Some of them are really fucking tasty so its best not to get hooked on them because frequently drinking them can actually affect your heart.

>>6804097
Gura's a country girl. It's common for such women to tongue the butts of men they're interested in, as a sign of affection.

>>6806601
it's a real condition, the /x/ tier creepy pasta is not

>>6806393
I’ve had a few, but I’m a lucid dreamer so I usually figure it out after the initial confusion. There have been a couple of times when I’ve been fighting to reach my gun by the bed to shoot at whatever I’m dreaming about and fully awaken with my hand on the grip. Apparently you can overcome the sleep paralysis if you fight it hard enough. After which I moved it further away and kept the chamber clear.

>>6807076
>After which I moved it further away and kept the chamber clear.
Thats what the demons want you to do

>>6806809
A guy at work said he was gonna quit them and just stick to water ages ago. He still had cans and cans of it months later piling up after he said it. That shit is hard to quit once you're in it. Now that he's had a over a year at home in quarantine I'd say its probably worse if he didn't cold turkey it.

>>6806393
You ever have sexy sleep paralysis demons? Sleep paralysis demons you wanna fuck? I want a 10 foot tall succubus with like 12 eyes to rape me whilst I can't even move.

>>6806393
The only time I ever remember something similiar is the ten foot tall chicken that made odd sounds at the entrance to my room one night. Never had that experience again and its been 4 years now.

Why can't gura just fucking sleep

>>6806393
I used to have these all the time 2 years ago, the worst thing that happened is me waking up tired, stop being a pussy.

>>6804855
They are dumbass. she drinks ultras and bangs both zero sugar and she literally said last week caffeine and sugar would be too much for her.

>>6806535
It's not as bad as it sounds. I drink 3 or 4 a day depending on what brand I'm drinking. The monsters she drinks have 140mg of caffeine. Bang though has 300 mg and will definitely fuck you up. The only thing she needs to worry about is dehydration. I drink a gallon of water a day to compensate for my 4 monsters.

>>6808146
whats your resting bpm?

>>6808282
He doesn't have one cause he never rests

>>6808282
It's at 76 (I'm 190lbs) rn just checked but I can drink them making sure I don't have one past 7 pm and finish my gallon before I sleep in the next hour which will be 1am have a jerk and sleep a solid 6-8 hours.

>>6806393
Anon please get a CPAP, it sounds like you have sleep apnea.

>>6806060
>>6804840
>shadow people
Wait a second
>that one "father-like" shadow 2 weeks later after his death when i was i child
Was it "sleep paralysis demon" everyone are talking about? Never happened to me after, but i remember at some point i was afraid to sleep without lights on.

>>6804097
>>6805585
When I was working in a convenience store I used to chug 4 monsters a day. Your body just kinda adjusts to it. You get a mild arrhythmia though.

>Had sleep paralysis
>Didn't get nervous at for some reason
>Just thought that I had to wait for a bit to move again
>Didn't see any demons or shadow people

>>6804313
>Sleep paralysis is a meme
is it?

I want to hold Gura tight while she's sleeping so she feels comfortable and safe.

>>6804097
esl gura

>>6806393
I never got hallucinations because my eyes were always shut but I've trained myself to break free. Also to stop dreams that turn into nightmares from waking me up, I just assault the dream ghosts now.

>>6809928
how she do that doe

>>6804313
I used to have it all the time as an adolescent. It's never pleasant, but when you have it enough, you learn to be calm and just let it pass.

Except for that time I awoke and saw a giant shadow-spider lowering from the ceiling. I actually woke up screaming.

>>6809830
This. Actual sleep paralysis is about as scary as sleeping in.

>>6804313
It has a higher chance of occurring during short naps. I have it all the time during my siesta. It's not bad at all. The sexy demons can even fuck you if you sleep naked.

>>6809830
>>6810109
Congrats, you got the version that doesn't come with terrifying hallucinations.

>>6804313
i've been visited by them sometimes, they are very real and you are paralyzed. i used all my willforce to punch the one next to me in vain
they instantly banish once i fully open my eyes. i recommend praying if you get visited by them frenquently. also i've never had any other visual hallucination iml so i add emphasis in that they are very real.

>>6809830
try opening your eyes during it next time

>>6804313
I've had it a couple of times, not the most pleasant experience.

>>6804097
she just got blacked, anon. dont you know that all holoEN members are black man's property

>>6804313
I thought you were supposed to force that shit in order to dream lucid? Because that's exactly what I do if I'm just the right amount of tired but not tired enough. fuck all the oshis in your dreams, the purest form of love indeed

>>6804097
It was Bloop.

>>6807532
My sleep paralysis demon was literally a disembodied hand.

Caffeine has a half life is about 5 hours.
If Gura drinks 4 energy drinks in the evening she's still under the effect of 2 by midnight and about 1 in the early morning hours.
Even if she sleeps, the caffeine will cause her sleep to be much less regenerative that normal sleep. After sleeping for 8 hours she will still be tired and will have to drink more energy drinks to feel awake.
But energy drinks only block the perception of tiredness. They don't cure lack of sleep.

>>6811105
Why is she doing this to herself?

>>6811105
Yup. She's committing a critical error. It's very unhealthy.

>>6804097
And then she fucking crashes after 3-5 hours of every stream she needs to stop doing this shit.

>>6811105
Gura is going to die

>>6804313
Just flex out of sleep paralysis like I do.

Mines a guy in a hood that just stares at me. fucker has only moved on one occasion when i tried to scream "do something faggot" then it walked through the wall.

>>6804097
Isn't she also a vegan? What are you doing to yourself, Gura?

>>6812424
She's not vegan, she just doesn't like eating meat because she's scared it'll give her prion diseases or food poisoning.

>>6812875
Adding on to this, she talked about how she would frequently have food poisoning as a child, almost every month or something. Can kind of understand her being afraid of meat bc of that.

>>6804313
Sleep paralysis is just your body and brain not in sync, so you're in a state of being half-awake and dreaming.
Being in an uncomfortable state often makes you think of uncomfortable things, so it usually ends up with ghosts and monsters at the edge of your vision. However, if you just straight up go "ill fuck the monster", your brain is more likely to imagine a hot ass monstergirl than a demon

>>6812875
Prion diseases is an odd concern.
Implies a fair bit about her age and background.

>>6804097
SLURRP

>>6812424
she eats a lot of vegan foods because they spoil a lot slower.

>>6805048
based

>>6806490
Your neighbors are probably really confused that they hear someone shouting penis repeatedly on some mornings.

>>6804313
I've had it once but I've never seen no monster ass niggas when it happened, I just woke up and couldn't move or breath so I figured I should just be calm and wait a few seconds, then I could move and breath again and I turned on the tv and watched tv.

>>6805048
Why do I find this arousing?

>>6806393
False Awakenings can be combatted by an actual loud ass alarm clock you fucking moron.

>>6811377
She wants to die.

>>6815553
Yeah Gura is the yankee doodle type of nihilist who gets all moody and depressed about it.
Which is definitely better than the other kind of american nihilist

>>6804313
>Tfw no sleep paralysis to turn into a wet dream.
I just want to smash some shadows bros

>>6804313
I had it once almost a decade ago. Nothing supernatural. The scariest thing about it is literally just being conscious but not being able to move despite you making all the effort to do so. And breathing eventually becomes tougher. It's quite a cool experience though barring how freaky it is. It's like the closest thing to lag you'll ever get to experience.

>>6806393
Ask me how I know you haven’t been taking your meds

Sleep paralysis sucks, you tend to get it when dealing with stress and lack of sleep. And after experiencing it once you mind anticipates it causing you to experience it more leading to even more insomnia like symptoms.

>>6806393
This is why I don't do shrooms.

>>6806535
What’s your rate?
I was a nuke so you hate me

Also can agree that I don’t feel like shit after, if anything they made me not feel caffeine anymore I could down a cup of coffee and a 5 hour energy and be asleep in ten minutes

>>6804097
she meant to send that to someone else and sent it in chat. must be drunk off her mind

>4 monsters
fuckin' hell

>>6818071
A controlled dose of shrooms in the right environment is actually really euphoric and life-affirming, it's only if you take a stupid amount that this kinda shit happens.

>>6806393
>but do now in my thirties.
Boy oh boy, I can't wait.
My dreams are very realistic though. All this stuff I heard about not recognizing faces, or not being able to tell time, or light switches not working, or not feeling smells/taste/touch - not to me. My dreams are indistinguishable from reality, they just have incoherent event progression, but even events themselves make sense, with characters that act logical and believable. Also, I never have nightmares, never.
Most days I wish I didn't woke up.

>>6818664
God last time I did shrooms I watched ame stream and it was awesome, too bad gura wasn’t live

>>6814113
>Implies a fair bit about her age and background
She's a 9000+ yo from Atlanta-I mean Atlantis, of course she's worried

>>6804097
Gura gone wild?

>>6804330
>>6804294
>[Deleted]
HOLY SHIT HAHAHAAH

>>6822277
More in that the last big prion scare was during the British mad cow disease outbreak. Which led to a lot of import and blood product bans in the USA relating to the UK.
Most people don't even know prion diseases are a thing and its not info that you generally stumble upon. Unless you're in a relevant field.
So either someone she knows succumbed or she's old enough to remember the scare and it had a lasting effect on her.

>>6822380
She posts her nudes on twitter.
Graduates the same day

>>6804313
I had it twice times, in the second time I hallucinated with the fucking Baphomet.

>>6804313
My sleep paralysis is awkward. It only happens when I do naps. I don't imagine weird monsters, but I'll try to wake up in my head, do my routine, move in my room until I realize I haven't gotten up at all. pretty spooky and hard to explain. Imagine getting reset everytime you realize you still haven't moved until you finally wake up for real.
I can totally see others getting monsters and stuff.

>>6824547
I might add I only got it before waking up so far, maybe that explain it's difference from other experiences.
My mind is awake but my body is not.

This is why she has to take "I'm unwell" breaks so often. Her lifestyle is going to put her in the hospital one day.

>>6824639
One must wonder where her family is in all this.

>>6822452
I was at primary school in the UK during that outbreak. Nobody I knew gave a shit or stopped eating meat - you'd see nutters on the news acting hysterical over it but they were back on the beef soon after the scare was over. IIRC the news was more focused on farmers killing their cows with bolt guns.

Tbh I think Gura's just fucking weird.

>>6825140
Calling it now.
Gura is just Alex Jones putting on a voice. Have you ever seen them in the same place? I thought not.

>>6814024
>your brain is more likely to imagine a hot ass monstergirl than a demon
What if I want to fuck a hot-ass demon?

>>6804097
This autist sits there pretending to talk to chat in prechat... I wish she would just chat.

>>6804097
Gura...

>>6820714
Based. Vtubers on psychedelics is an experience I can't recommend enough.

>>6826891
now I understand better how she thinks she answered a message when she didn't

numbers

many furs

>>6804097
>4th Monster
Man, I felt like my heart was gonna explode when I drank 2 ER9-1-1s from Dutch Bros back to back on a dare.

>>6804313
>>6804097
Sleep paralysis happens near 100% of the time if your heavily caffeinated before bed. It's gotten so bad for me that I have to actually sleep with the lights on otherwise I get them, but I can't give up my coffee before bed. Also being heavily caffeinated gives you a higher chance of control of what you dream about. The side effect is just a high chance of sleep paralysis. We know Gura drinks monster and coffee all day so it makes sense she always gets sleep paralysis. The only reason sleeping with the lights on helps is due to what the mind sees. When your heavily caffeinated your mind starts dreaming like crazy and the problem is it starts projecting it to the outside world. Think of your mind and eyes as a projector. Normally your eyes project the image inwards and that's how you get dreams/nightmares, but when your caffeinated your eyes project the opposite way to the outside world and now your seeing your dreams in front of you. When your in the dark your mind fills in all the shadows with what your mind thinks it sees. Sleeping with the lights on solves the issue because your mind can't fill the gaps with crazy shit.

>>6833890
>Sleep paralysis happens near 100% of the time if your heavily caffeinated before bed
I drink a coke before bed every night and I've never gotten it

>>6834019
I'm talking about the concentration that espresso based coffee and energy drinks give you. You'd have to drink 4-5 cans of coke before bed to get the same effects.

>>6834164
stop drinking that shit if it gives you these adverse effects

Has your sleep paralysis demon ever molested you? I remember one time I felt it squeeze my thighs over and over

>>6833890
How is coffee before bed desirable in any way? Wouldn't that make it hard to get to sleep?

>>6834195
>>6834447
A little just have to time it a couple hours before bed, but I drink it because it makes me happy.

>>6804313
I've had it once and it was purely auditoty, just a voice talking about how my soul belonged to Damion and I just got really angry and clenched my first hard enough to draw blood which knocked me out of it.
Would reccomend 4/5

>>6804097
it means she doesn't care about hololive and should graduate

>>6824547
That's false awakening not sleep paralysis I get that sometimes and I'm usually halfway to work when I actually wake up

>in my 4th mons
oh my

>>6804097
woah that is totally wacky dude lol

>>6808950
possibly, mine took various shapes, from a bus driver wielding a shovel to the disembodied head of a succubus in my closet which actually talked to me

>>6833890
No. I abuse caffeine like Keith Richards abuses heroin and I only have rare sleep paralysis.

>>6810403
Why pray anon?

>>6804313
>I'll just will myself into moving again
This does work. I had it twice. First time didn't know what was going on and was scared stiff no monster. Second time some little goblin fuck started walking towards me and I just tried with all my might to move and kick it and then I just actually woke up

>>6835035
So you get sexy nun demons instead of niggers

>>6804313
I had it recently, I don't get why people say not to open your eyes because I physically could not do it for more than like 3 seconds

I love this shark but why is she so bad at taking care of herself?

>>6804097
I wish i can explain it to you but im graduating of my rratposting

>>6806393
I can confirm this is accurate. I envy those who doubt this is true because they never have to deal with it

I probably used to drank at least one liter of coffee every day.

Thanks to covid, I work from home and I dont touch the stuff at all these days. Pretty sure it was mostly placebo.

>>6818226
Lol sub nuke et, at its worst I would mix pre-workout and a bang before going on watchm... I simply don't understand how people get heart attacks over 2 regular monsters

>stays up for 24 hours
>stays up for 38 hours
>always exhausted
>currently sleep deprived and delirious on stream, you can hear it in her voice

Why is she not taking care of herself???