/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67974519
Man I Love Fuana. She is next to reach 1 million

>>67974519
At the very least, she's not kronii.

>>67974519
Extremely cute, thoroughly based.

>>67974519
What did nijisanji do this time?

>>67974519
She is my friend and lover. Her tavern card goes fucking hard.

>>67974990
>She is my friend
https://youtu.be/OfeUK9at5W4?si=3E15JOvjeE2KggsH&t=10

>>67975144
>Fake news
Isn't it odd that she said that in the one stream I wasn't present for, hmmm?

Verification not required

>>67974519
Cute
She is my wife and friend

>>67974519
go back sister

>>67974519
holy schizo

>>67975498
i swear you cant get this shit from any other board

>>67974626
Numbers don't matter

>>67974519
She is literally my wife and I love her

>>67975498
Oh of course, it's the riifu cuckling seething at his married whore stealing his donos and running away
Humiliating faggot

>>67975498
rumao

>>67974519
Not my friend...

Someone post the brown feet.

>>67974682
Pathetically short bar to top

Fauna is my bf (best friend). Source: I saw it in a dream.

>>67975498
>>her only skill is streaming regularly
That alone makes her better than most of holoEN.

>faunaschizo posts this
>his precious oshis boy toy graduates
And they say karma doesn't exist

>>67974519
she was right, especially for a 4+view you cant even be friends, and i appreciate her honesty

people still cant get over it huh

>>67974682
>he doesn't know
it's worse

>>67974519
I'm not friends with my favorite anime characters either. It won't stop me from masturbating and tributing to their pictures.

>no valentines voice pack
She hates us

>>67974519
>Look at my cute [I think it's important for boundaries to be maintained. I'm here to entertain you, and that is all] entertainer. Say something nice about her.
jej

>>67974519
Good voice. Completely correct.
It's amazing how a completely truthful and accurate statement with no malice is enough to mindbreak faggots like (you).
>spaz out about rushia's mental illness thinking she's in a relationship with her viewers
>flip your shit when someone makes it clear they don't have that particular mental illness

>>67980276
RUMAO
think he sees the color green and gets reminded of all the money he sent that grifter?
no wonder hes mindbroken

>>67988304
>It's amazing how a completely truthful and accurate statement with no malice is enough to mindbreak faggots like (you)
Why has no other EN said what she said here >>67975144 ? Did Saplings deserve it? Did they really need...'the talk'?

Do you think Fuwamoco would ever say such a thing, especially with that kind of tone to the ruffians? Shiori recently had to gently nudge the Novelites into seeing her as a FRIEND instead of a girlfriend as we're leading up to valentines, but not once did she make the point that she's just an entertainer. All of Advent genuinely see their fans as friends. Fauna is schizo for not. In that clip, she even said [FAUNA and SAPLINGS] can never be friends. That's fucking brutal. I'd understand her saying that the real woman behind the character isn't their friend, but to say the character she plays shouldn't even be seen that way is all kinds of messed up.

>>67989355
>>67980276

>>67974984
Kyo's graduating

>>67974519
She is the most entertaining vtuber out of Hololive.
You cannot refute this.
Well maybe Biboo is getting there, but still

>>67989355
Hell fuwamoco said the exact opposite, they said their viewers can view them however they like, as friends, as daughters, or… “something else” (i might be paraphrasing slightly cause i don’t remember but this is essentially a direct quote)

>>67974519
I don't watch her, but sometimes I turn on her VODs when I'm going to sleep. Her voice is very relaxing.

>>67991677
That was a really good answer by them, completely avoided any drama and satisfied every type of viewer in their audience.

>>67974519
She's right though, she's just an entertainer why is that so hard to grasp?

>>67989355
Fuwamoco are grifters trying to gain money and a fanbase for their RM project, Fauna actually cares about saplings.

>>67992367
>Fauna actually cares about saplings.
For context, this was very soon after her biggest break ever AND after telling the Saplings she doesn't trust herself enough to stick to schedules, so they can basically go fuck themselves if they're not around to catch her live. Bae still tries to stick to schedules and she works 3x as hard.

>>67975349
Same. She's just autistic about it

>>67974519
clean your keyboard

>>67989355
You cannot be friends with a wall of inane text and emotes anon. That's not friendship, That's a performer-fan relationship at best.

>>67974519
She has a cute voice and seemed like a nice person. But I still dropped her after she had the gall to tell her viewers they aren't worthy of being her friend. Fuck that.

>>67974519
>I'm not your friend
>sells plushies with the title "friends with u"
What did green lady mean by this?

>>67994294
She means the plushie can be your friend if you want but Fauna herself won’t be

>>67994294
also
>1.5 years of whispering in their ears like a close friend
>significantly slows down ASMR after giving them the talk

>>67995015
surely she kneels and pats her lap and tells non-friends to lay their head on her thighs while she strokes their hair and tells them they're a good boy, right? no?

>>67974519
What did Niji do this time?

>>67995015
It would be more suspicious if she kept leaning into it, as we've learned from a certain other green-hair.

>>67991677
Fuwamoco are not ironic weebs, they're hardcore otakus, they probably think it's ok to marry to fictional characters like miku

No but seriously, what was the goal of this statement. I thought we had an understanding, you tell sweet little lies and you make money by exploiting lonely weebs. Like in wrestling, everyone knows it's fake but the wrestlers don't come out and say "you know, this is all complete bullshit" before a match. Lonely men IS your entire audience, they want to fuck you and see you doing cute things. At least pretend to be their friend.

>>67995421
She suffered from a lapse in judgement (aka 'a woman moment') and made a mistake, then moved on from it.
No one outside of /vt/ even remembers.

>>67974519
Based grudge holder.

>>67974519
Fauna is the most consistently entertaining and funny holo, and her doing ASMR was a mistake.

>>67994196
Fauna likes having people watch her play random games and interacting to a small degree with them. So not friends, but something more than nothing. Classifying her as a pure entertainer like some streamers wouldn't be accurate. I don't think she aspires to be a huge idol with massive clout. Above all she desires to be 'comfy'

How come these threads never get deleted and are allowed to be samefagged to the bump limit but any post calling OP out gets deleted by the janny (who doesn't even have ban powers, so we know it's a janny)?
How come OP's keyboard is so filthy?

>>67974519
Who is your favorite liver?

>>67998729
Outside of /a/, jannies generally don't actively browse the board. They just check in every on user reported posts every so often and then delete them without bothering to read them.

>>67998729
Saplings are the only fanbase that publicly beg jannies for help kek

>>67975498
Dead internet theory post anon didn’t account for mental illness

People, often women since they're half of all people, sometimes inadvertently say insensitive things when trying to express a concept and fail to properly elaborate their point. She is, at the end of the day, a voice actress and entertainer interacting with thousands of people on a regular basis. She can not possibly be a friend to all of them individually. Let it go.

>>68000704
>She can not possibly be a friend to all of them individually
Why not collectively, like how literally every other vtuber sees their fans? Why does she think so low of her fans that she thought they're retarded enough to think they're friends with her on an individual level? It's like watching an Anime and the VA saying 'I didn't write these lines btw, I'm just acting them out, I'm not actually mad or upset'.

>>68001253
probably meant to, but like >>68000704 and >>67995523 said, fucked it up in basically one of the worst ways possible. then the autism probably kicked in and prevented her from correcting her mistake.

>>68001253
>Why not collectively, like how literally every other vtuber sees their fans?
Because that's an abstraction of the concept. It's like saying "I'm a friend to the people of Afghanistan" when you've never met one. It's like the facebook idea of "friend." Do you think those bitches with hundreds friends on social media would ever stick her neck out for any of them? Not likely.
>Why does she think so low of her fans that she thought they're retarded enough to think they're friends with her on an individual level?
I can't speak for her, but maybe she takes the concept of "friend" seriously. Somebody that you have a personal bond with. Somebody that you can be there for and vice versa. Not an ephemeral and detached relationship bearing a false name.

Hm? We're timelooping this again? Did something happen to Nijisanji this week?

>>68000704
Yes she can.
BE MY FRIEND, FAUNA!

>>68001948
Nothing out of the ordinary.

>>67974519
Someone is salty there is a game made with her as the MC
CGDCT WINNING

>>67989355
With how much "uuu mommy" shits up Fauna's stream chat? Yes. It absolutely did need to be said to drive the couple dozen psycho's away, hope they're happy with Shondo pandering to their every last parasocial urge

>>68002502
Giving your fans the talk is not cute. It's arrogant white woman behavior. She got too cocky and Saplings are so weak it made no difference to her #, then they use that to defend her actions when it's them in the wrong for enabling it kek. Fauna won and I'm laughing at (You).

>>67975498
SOVL

>>67974519
This is what is referred to as “shit-testing”. If you’re intimidated by this, you never possessed the drive, intelligence, and confidence needed to acquire a woman like Fauna.

>>68003074
Who would want to be with a pretend vegan that copies her favorite male streamers instead of forming a personality and skill of her own?

>>49224601
>>49224696
>>49224843

reminder for why these threads exist. ennakek nijidrone absolutely fucking ASSBLASTED about 2%, and thinks the dreaded saplings are the ones involved.
think the retard is probably seething that kyo got canned today and this cunt is next, tick tock faunaschizo

>>68002826
>doesn’t want a arrogant, competitive, and cocky wife
Just buy a onahole my dude

>>67989355
Fauna explains that she had her own experience with wanting to become "friends" with a streamer she liked. She said it because it was advice she would have liked to hear for herself. That's all.

>>68003253
Literally me

>>68003270
Holy shit
It's the exact same reddit spaced ESL drivel you can see samefagged up and down the thread. Imagine getting mindbroken by "2%" and supporting your black company this hard

>>68003339
That's on her being schizo then. Most people who watch their oshi or even streamers they like consider themselves their collective friend (at most). I feel like she spent too much time /here/ and thought the saplings in /uuu/ were actually going fucking insane and not just funposting. She's arrogant to think her fans saw her more than just a cute vtuber they enjoy watching with like-minded people.

what is it about fauna that utterly mindbreaks schizos so hard? she truly is powerful

>>68003270
>May 2023
KEK

>>68003270

>>68003270
Enna 2% thread?
Enna 2% thread.

>>68003270
RUMAO

>>68002826
Ok sister nothing u do will make me watch or support Mori or kronii or bae

>>68004540
Shouldn't you be refreshing Fauna's twitter to see if she is or isn't going to stream? Enjoying the no schedule experience yet Sapkek?

>>68003270
>>68004672
2%

>>67974519
She's very cute I'd like to be friends with her but I respect her boundaries and will keep my distance

>>68003270
>Riifu and Enna
This guy chooses a, er, particular kind of woman huh? Must really love NTR

>>67974519
I genuinely think she said nothing wrong. There have to be some boundaries between streamer and audience. You will never be a friend of any holo. You will not talk go them one on one. And I think stating this outright is much better and a healthier way to approach things. Just look at yourself, why the fuck would anyone wanna be your friend anyway?

>>68004540
One of these is not like the other

>>68005259
You mean Kronii because she's actually fun to watch?

>>68001663
>I can't speak for her, but maybe she takes the concept of "friend" seriously. Somebody that you have a personal bond with. Somebody that you can be there for and vice versa.
If you actually watched the clip OP has been seething about for a year, she literally does say this.
>I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know. But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.
It's immediately apparent to any non-schizo she just takes the term friend autistically seriously but clearly values her audience

>>68005446
I try not to watch clips and that's exactly why, but it was immediately apparent to me just from the short quotes of what she said lacking further context so that should say something.

Anyone who doesn’t hate Fauna has a subzero IQ

>>68005747
Why?

>>68005747
>green woman bad

>>68005941
>>68006017
Because she said she’s not your friend. Fuwamoco would never say this.

>mfw when Faufau brings home vegan food again

>>68006079
Why would my wife be my friend? Prof. Shirakami already demonstrated those terms are mutually exclusive.

>>68003270
PFFFFFFT

>>68004672
lmao destroyed

>>67974519
I want Fauna to feminize me

>>68006079
>WUFFIaNS! there's beeen a biiig misunderstanding! Sorry...I mean...*coughs*. Hey ruffians *normal deep adult voice*, this is the real voice of me, Mococo. In regards to this bait SC, I just wanted to say, on behalf of my sister and me that we are not your friends for real, or even dogs for that matter. We could've ignored this SC and kept up the good streak we had, but it's been a year now and we simply must have a woman moment out of nowhere, right before the EN4 announcement. We know it makes no sense but we've met up with Mori in Japan lately and...let's just say we had a deep chat about a few things that got us thinking. None of you deserve this immersion break. It's just one guy trying to cause trouble, but we HAD to bite and we know you'll defend us endlessly on /vt/ anyway. Thank you for understanding and supporting us. *cough cough* BAAUUU BAAUUU!

Saplings actually live in a timeline like this.

>>67974519
Why does mommy not have 1 million subs yet? She’s the best vtuber

>>68007087
another victim of the Mori corruption
she can't keep getting away with it

>>67997435
Her asmr is god like get the fuck out of here


Ok, it’s not that good but she makes me feel ok with her positive affirmations and that’s what matters

>>68003074
This is true. She’s THE top tier woman. I’m not good enough to end up with a woman like her yet, but maybe one day

>>68003745
Success breeds jealousy, simple as. Fauna’s “we’re not friends” diatribe didn’t cause so much of a blimp on her numbers. No drop in viewership, no drop in SCs, merch numbers better than ever, etc. The shitposters who bring it up already know they aren’t arguing in good faith, their only purpose is to try and convince actual fans that they should be outraged by it when in reality nobody is and never has been.

>>68005259
You're right, Bae is still a whore.

>>67991186
>>67974984
>Kyo's graduating
You spelled "the entire EN branch is dying" wrong.

>>68006079
So what you’re saying is FuwaMoco appeals to mindless consoomers while Fauna is for people with enough self-respect to have a realistic view of the world? Yes, that was already very apparent, enjoy your teletubbies.

>>68003253
Me.

>>67974519
Good, because I'm not desperate and lonely enough to have parasocial relationships to Mommy Nature.
Of course Fauna can't know me, she doesn't know me. Why would she? You're weird.
Also your oshi doesn't know you as well despite the mercy you bought and your supas.

>>67989355
Take a dive into the rabbit hole of ruffian mental illness, and you suddenly start appreciating how Fauna handled and trained her chat. And she is STILL inclining, I know it drives you absolutely mad that her stream CCV just keeps rising. People love her.

>>68008475
Fauna literally didn't even say it's bad to have a parasocial relationship or say she didn't have one with the saplings since she's not retarded and understands what that word means.

>>68007087
why are ennacucks like this?

>>68006079
They won't say that, but they also won't know even if you die.

>>67974519
I just slept 12 sound hours with youtube deciding to go from my oshis vod to chaining Fauna vods.
That was a nice sleep

>>68007087
You know what's hilarious? Saplings entering a timeline where Mori develops a crush on Fauna, tries to collab with her more, and sounds nervous when talking to her. It's actually happening, Mori is in her feminization arc, and she uses Fauna as an example.

>>68008935
Fauna is Mori’s oshi. Yes you heard me right. As crazy as it sounds for a senpai to oshi a kohai, I genuinely think Mori sees Fauna as her ideal-self.

>>68008748
Fauna recognized me after I changed my name and PFP which honestly was kind of creepy. She commented on it.

>>68009166
Mori has wide success thanks to her music, but she's been trying to fix her streaming side of things for a while now. She accepted that CGDCT is the way to go, collabs with FWMC and Biboo, limits her swearing. Fauna is a great streamer who oozes with feminity, Mori really wants to become like that. She said as much in her plans for 2024. It's cute, really.

>>67974519
She's cute when she's nervous/panicking.

>>67989355
Fauna wanted to be honest about how vtubers are only entertainers. That is a good trait and considering how things have gone with GFE heavy vtubers that is for the best. I like Advent but they have only been around 6 months and they have obvious financial reasons to maintain the illusion.

>>68010125
That is the reality but the industry is currently at the heights it is by using the illusion that you can get an idol and experience of maintaining some form of unhealthy intangible relationship with a corporate talent behind a Vtuber. Do you think Cover and Anycolor would have even gotten to go public and amass enough money for that to happen to get as big as they are even though they both have been for around for less than a decade if they were looking out for what is best for their consumers and to maintain a healthy relationship with the streamer? GFE and hornybaiting would not be a thing in the corporate Vtubing environment if this was the case.

>>67974519
I love my professional oshi who streams for my entertainment. But alas, we can not be friends or lovers. I am but a name passing by quickly in chat. If this somehow upsets you please get some help.
I still larp parasocially about Fauna because I think it's funny UUUUUUU

What did she mean by this?

Jokes on you I am Fauna's friend
She went to my high school and I was pretty popular in high school and I also was on the student council so I reached out to her last month and we started chatting. She denies being Fauna but I know she is Fauna and I will marry her.

>>68010865
I don’t believe you at all, but you still made me mad with this you asshole lol

>>68010865
>She denies being Fauna
The fact that you even wrote this as a conversation possibility makes this fake as shit.

>>68011129
You think anon would just go and lie on the internet?

>you and I aren't friends, I'm here to play games you are here to be my paypig
why do streamers say this, why do they think everything will be better after saying that, they just show everyone how much of an asshole they are. There was this time I was watching some 2 view streamer, and a chatter said something like "why are there so many ads" and the dude shouted "CONTENT ISN'T FREE". While I agree, I think that's not the right approach to streaming. When the chat interaction is lost and any sort of chat interaction is gone or the streamer tries to push a "business relation" with chat, streaming just becomes a one sided money farming simulator. I honestly don't know how people can support any streamer, whether it's a fleshie or a vtuber who even dares to set boundaries so high that they even forbid viewers from becoming "friends" with them.

>>68012237
>There was this time I was watching some 2 view streamer
and the ennacuck reveals himself.
2% btw

>>67974519
Based Mama Kirin putting shittertards with no ability to grasp any sort of mental nuance in their place.

>>68012462
kek

>>68012462

>>68012462

>>68012462

>>68012462
KEK

>>68007087
Not even Fauna herself could present a good counter-argument against to what this anon said.
100% Truth.

>>67989355
i can understand why she do it, sapkek is kinda deranged imo and interacting with them prolly chipping away her sanity bit by bit until she cave in and decide a lecture is deserved resulting in one of the worse holoen pr disasters.

>>68014189
>still bumping this thread to samefag, but with a new IP
You are fucking pathetic, my dude.

>>68014189
Holy mother of ESL

>>68012475
And now she is the runt of EN. By this time next year she'll be behind everyone except Shiori, I hope it was worth it. Hell the dogs will pass her in a month or two.

>>68014723
Holy shit it really is the ennacuck /#/fag.

>>68015762
hardly, I hate Enna even more than I hate Fauna. But facts are facts, you reap what you sow.

>>68015860

>>68015860
explain in explicit detail why you hate enna

>>68016151
Dumb faggot loves his QoS so much he can't even give a single answer
KWAB

https://files.catbox.moe/hrldxb.mov

>>68008631
>what that word means
Yeah it means you give your money against fake emotions and relationships. These women aren't your girlfriend or anything. They're streamers. They don't know your name nor your ugly face and they couldn't care less.
>Fauna literally didn't even say it's bad to have a parasocial relationship
Woah she didn't try to kill her business? Who could have said?
If she didn't say it was bad then go on, keep simping my deluded friend. You got it unicornbro.
She's your girlfriend you'll never fuck nor kiss. Everything's perfectly fine. You're not a pathetic lonely man compensating social misery.

>>68016151
are you serious? Do I really have to dig up the laundry list 5 miles long of all the shit she's done? No one likes her. No one. You don't either, you're just shitposting.

>>68014723
Based Medium Mother Nature nerfs herself in order to not tell ridiculous lies to her viewers about having 900k friends even a child wouldn't believe in.