/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shondo in my arms

Shondo baby slobbering on my erect penis.

Stealing shondo babies pacifier and as soon as she starts crying giving it back, only to take it again as she calms down

>>67939155
What a concept, she should do that during Baby Time sometime.

Sheeeeit if a Shigga can be real for a minute I'm actually in love with Shondo like an unhealthy amount and I'm going to lose my job if I keep watching streams while I work and she dominates my every waking thought and I like things now that I didn't before and that kind of scares me but is a testament to how powerful she is and I really do consider this to be a legitimate relationship even if it's unconventional and I fantasize about having kids together and the whole nine yards and I'm so happy to have found her

>>67939397
i made this post

Pushing Shondo down and she says "ouch!"

spelling bee time

remember or perish

Punching Shondos eye and she says "harder faggot!"

I'll bet on the 5% chance that shondo reads /here/ tonight and propose that Baby Time needs a re-haul. It's understandable to want to switch things up and she does it with plenty of things that get stale.
But the cope today that we weren't agreeing to take the pacifier amongst the sea of syadouBaby spam was silly, She should know a bit better by now that a few of us are autistic and keep up with chat like she can.
Just change up BabyTime in whatever way you like, because as of today, that was a waste of 500k and I don't plan on redeeming someone you want to reluctantly do, shondo.

where da 2 views at

shondo oink

>>67940915
no

>>67940915
fuck you her nose is cute :(

Ok sorry about the last thread shoggas. I've fixed myself now. I just needed to listen to shondo audibly rape me with kisses and also stick her tongue in my ear while telling me she loves me again. I'm ok now, I love her again. I'm happy.

>>67940915
Shonpig > Shondog

>>67940680
If you are not feeling up to it shondo, just say so and refund the redeem.
Your baby noises are cute but we can tell you are half assing it and you can't sell us your cope that we didn't hivemind the pacifier.

Shadow must play Shadow's new game

Is Facade a good game?

>>67941984
its a look into the future

I wonder if Shondo is still working on the encouragement voice pack or if that got put on the back burner

thought about this earlier while walking

what would you guys really do if you saw a shogga out in public

>>67940915
stop it!!! her nose is cute!!

kill

>>67943683
what

>>67945036
I'd be able to guess what their Twitch names are based on how they looked. For example, Dewd is a 300 pound brown man that is probably groping a child.

>>67945036
I would tickle his balls. That should be our secret code.

throwing a shoe at shondos head because she didn't order the right groceries

>>67945036
do the head nod

>>67945036
Depends who it is

bitch taunting us with the cuck game

>>67945036
Ask him hows the wife been doing as I pass by him, both of us having a laugh but secretly I would pity him

>>67946195
Have you ever had fun in your life

>>67946508
hes just like me

>>67946278
yes recently i had a lot of fun because something i innocently posted here somehow got incorporated into a schizos delusions and then people sperged out about it

Sometimes I think about having sex with Shondo.

>>67946278
Briefly

wdsmbt idgi

What would you do if Shondo just started saying more and more insane shit? Things where it's obvious that she's wrong. She knows she's wrong. She knows that you know she's wrong, but keeps pushing it; trying to see how far you let her go before you call her out on it.

>>67947490
love her even more

>>67947490
encourage it further

>>67947490
we know you're messing with us already you don't need to come here to gauge if you should do it even more

>>67947490
>what if

>>67947490
watch her more

>>67947490
i would syadouHYPERNOD in chat and then come to this thread and complain because i can't do it in the chat because it could be some sort of test

>>67948255
You would have failed. Always be vigilant.

mfmf pov
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpZIDI01MHM

>>67948408
i'm reporting this video just because i don't like you

>>67947490
please stop breaking my heart shondo

>>67948577
kek

>>67948408
the thought of shondo trying to beat me up and just hurting her own hands and then she is just tired and collapses and can't stop me taking a hold of her and putting my head on her chest to hear her 150 bpm heartrate is very nice

>>67948577
kek

>>67948390
no....

>>67948577
literally me

How can I make her more faithful to the original?

>>67949145
that chin is way too sharp

>>67949145
Make her less yellow

>>67949145
neck too swole

I love my gold digger of a wife

One time I tried to copy Shondo's caffeine consumption and I got heart palpitations and had to tap out

i've recently been incorporating shondos health into my delusions
i wish she took better care of herself

Masculine urge to say gn Shondo I love you more than anything in the world

i get really uncomfortable with like 300mg of caffeine, 1k mg would kill me

fresh wave of BA tweets in an hour?

Scoured the vod, she skipped my sub message
Is it over for me

>>67951685
50% chance

>>67951871
what did you say?

>>67951871
highlight a message to her next stream about it

>>67951946
If you do this you need to also repeat the message, if she missed it it's because it didn't appear in the shitty third party logs she has to use because twitch only logs 100 events

>>67949145
is that an elden ring char

she responded to atleast one of my messages today :)

>>67951871
i got a "i love you too" instead of a "big love" today
had the biggest smile on my face and teared up a bit
god i love her so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>67952239
you won.

I really want Shondo to reference dracula flow

i threw bits at the twitch club underneath the great pyramids

>>67952194
keep your stupid comments to yourself!

>>67953373
it was actually a good comment i think!

>>67953569
it wasn't. i hated it

I like FallenShadow

>>67953650
you dont even know which one it was

>>67953681
get out.

>>67953681
i love love love love love love fallenshadow

everyone fuck off this is my thread

>>67954155
go to bed shondo

Conceptualize a captive Shondo. You smack her around a bit or whatever, shrape, have your fun. At the end of it grab a stool and toss her a rope. Tell her to tie her own noose. You want to watch her hang herself in a kind of "dig your own grave kind of thing." She just kind of looks at you. She fights with it for about 15 minutes and fashions something vaguely resembling a noose. She slips it over her head with shaking hands and clamors on top of the stool. Good girl. Now jump. Deep breath. Closes her eyes and jumps. Bang. Knees clatter onto the cement and she lets out a groan. Knot didn't hold. Do it again Shondo. She takes even longer fiddling with the rope, adrenaline kicking at this point, and she's lowkey upset because she thought she made a good knot. Climbs back up on the stool again. Eyes closed. Deep breath. Jumps. Bang. Same thing. Rolled her ankle on the way down this time. "I'm sorry." Do it again Shondo. Third time, same result. Walk over to her. She looks up and goes to hand the rope to you, "can you just" Goddamn it Shondo no. I'm not doing it for you. I mean, I'll- I'll walk you through it but I'm not doing it for you.

my shigga mouz hand over one of your many 2 view side pieces please...

i didnt like this one

i liked this one

Shoggas will tell you they discovered the most wonderful hidden 2view who will do everything right and isn’t like Shondo.
You ask, it’s Neppie.

I will not discuss another woman in my wife's thread.

>>67955085
you're one of my favourite posters

>>67955333
it's true
>replies to all the dms you dm her on every platform
>replies to your daily tweets about your life
>responds to almost all her chat
>is actually grateful for small bit donations and doesn't put a baseline to how much you need to donate to get acknowledged
>still has her drawing redeem
>will draw a personal avatar for each of her viewers
It's everything shondo was that everyone liked

>>67955085
>>67955333
>>67955947
leave and dont come back

>>67955333
>>67955947
i should have jumped on the neppie train when i had the chance
its over

tomorrow will be a good day I can feel it.

>>67955947
idk about you but i just love shondo and im happy to see her evolve and evolve alongside her

>>67939397
Howdy partner! I think that your thoughts are unhealthy. You should really try to step away from this and move on! It's not good thinking you're in a relationship who doesn't even know who you are! You can find the one for you, I believe in you man! You go get her! Xoxo Hugs and kisses, Anon.

Why does shondo love cuck games, first with simulacra, then facade
Not to mention the many many times she keeps talking about cucking on stream like the first time she brought up email schizo

https://youtu.be/OXZHixQxVCQ?si=53JZ0sXXJl3sbZYO
I like this one

my biggest issue with ASMR other than the sometimes unnatural sounds is the way that a lot of the time the transition between one side to the other is too fast or isn't accompanied by some other movement noise
it really takes me out of it

>>67954991
The end was pretty good and funny, didn't like the start of it though

I really want to like asmr, but i just don't
I want wifey in my ear and to not miss out on stuff, but asmr is literally torture to me

>>67956118
Yeah, today kind of sucked even if she was trying to make to good. But that is honestly pretty normal for Wednesdays.

I want shondo to lick and bite my ears and doing joi while whispering that I'm hers forever

If sho does an asmr i WILL masturbate to it

Thank you for keeping the fur-less cat OP image off the catalogue this time, that shit was getting irritating to scroll past.

>>67961944
otis baker you know what to do

>>67961944
fuck you nigger

>>67961944
He is handsome fuck you

I fell asleep when she started the gameplay, is it worth catching up on the rest of the vod?

>>67963334
She was much more engaging with the game this time and there was a few cute moments.

i need another sho stream

Its been nice but I'm graduating from the shoubliette and shondo in general
Keep up the good fight lads

I MISSED IT!
can't believe she still uses early goodnight tweets as the sign!

Better luck next time shogger

>>67964116
classically, those are the sign she's up to something on another account

>>67961706
I know how you feel. I can tolerate the soft whispering and fabric noises of some of her recorded asmr but the live stuff is definitely torture for me. I feel like I'll go into an autistic fit or something.

nothing is real anymore except my love for her

I had a really cute vivid Shondo dream last night. I love her so much!

>>67970862
what happened in it?

>>67961944
My son is very handsome and photogenic you fucking bastard

>>67971332
He may be a bit gay for liking a male vtuber's quote tweet, but he's my son nonetheless

>>67971227
Most of it was us just doing sort of SOL stuff at home but there was one part were we held each other in a long embrace. I could feel her almost cold skin on mine and how warm I was compared to her and how soft her lips felt on mine when we kissed.

I want shondo to suck and lick a lollipop and then i want to suck it and lick it too after which she will once again suck and lick it and so on until we finish it

Giru should draw more sho

I want to shove a lolipop into her shunny then force feed it to her over and over until she gets addicted to the taste of herself, then everytime I fuck her, she'll clean me up by licking my shaft clean, enjoying the taste of herself with the trace remains of my cum

>>67974306
giru and teaparty should stop with this faggotry

>>67974964
tell it to them in their dms then shondo
no balls

>>67974306
Personally I think we should eradicate you gay cunts from the community. But that's just me.

>>67975563
I'm not gay I love my wife and her only, we should focus our efforts towards cheaters

>>67975622
>I'm not gay
>we should focus our efforts towards cheaters
pick one

>>67975622
at least cheaters have side hoes that they dump their grievances on when shond is being a dumb bitch, the real issue comes from the husbands that burden shondo with all of their brainworms and grief, through dms, emails, and twitter replies
go find someone else that loves to hear about your life story and what you ate for breakfast, shondo doesn't give a flying fuck about that and doesn't want that personal individualized connection

>>67975760
Shondo... why are you being like this recently..

>>67975748
I'll gladly say I'm gay for sho if it means we can get rid of cheaters
>>67975760
Both cheating and trauma dumping on shondo are bad, do neither

Going to re up my gamer supps today discount code SHONDO at checkout for 10% off. Thanks Shondo! Love you!!

>>67976941
Stay safe

there are 2 options for today's stream
>she tried to steal grace away from him
>she tries to repairs their marriage
can you guess which one she is more inclined to do?

>>67977413
She'll do the first one today and the other one next week so we end it on a good note

I hope she chooses the option that makes the most people shit and cum their pants so she can look at the carnage and giggle

I hope she loves me

I hope she hates you

>>67939001
I'm going to force her to watch my tributes.

>>67979092
How are you going to accomplish that?

I know she hates me. She knows I know she hates me. We’re at a standstill.

>>67964116
nani

It's bait, stop replying

>>67979191
You're in a mexican stand off all by yourself

I love her so much ToT

i love her

I love my cute and funny autistic left-handed little sister schizoaffective menhera unable-to-smell-things asmrtist artist singer gamer neet nise stalker vindictive affectionate touch-aversive period-free caffeine-addicted british and eldritch-horror wife so so so so so very much

>>67980340
me bad with words but same

No one asked + didn't read + ratio + she divorced you

>>67980340
>nise
i see what you did there

Called her nise? Yeah

Why is she such a bitch to neppie

the notif from last message scared me

what did she mean by this

I'm having second thoughts about having married this bitch

Bro

How is that a bitchy or rude comment, they announced the game is being terminated the same tweet they announced it’s releasing.
Or are you just nitpicking every single thing she does and says to twist it into your anti narrative again?

>>67981622
he's right to grrrr at whores

>>67981649
The latter and they're also mad shondo commented on their side hoe

>>67981649
your wife hates you

i know you did that on purpose shondo

Perhaps shondo isn't playing 4D chess

>>67981747
wow rude

What'd he mean by this

>neppie mentioned in thread
>she wakes up and tweets her
>its a divorce meme
shes so fucking here INSANECAT also fleece was right

>>67981904
next mindbroken shogger

>>67981904
if you're around for a while you're uses to her baiting divorce

>>67981379
She’s been trying to be friends with Neppie for over a year now. She raided her multiple times, has tweeted at her dozens of times, commissioned her etc. There is zero reciprocation there at all, Neppie hates her guts.

>>67982004
wow its just like us fr

>>67981927
Are you okay? Bait aside, are you good?

>>67981834
Unthinkable.

>see her tweet
>stomach drops
>cold sweat
>pulse quickens
>grab the cocked and loaded gun sitting on top of the nightstand
>put it to my temple
>today is the day
>see her correction apology tweet
>put the pistol back on the nightstand
>not today

>>67982165
no

she sends the tweet and an inhumanly wide, wicked looking grin begins twisting itself across her porcelain face as she anticipates the wave of panic and despair that will inevitably spread in the wake

>>67982207
>>67982251
Nade nade

>>67982004
The last time she raided her was at least over 10 months ago

>>67982541
Neppie never raided her back once. She had dozens of opportunities to and didn’t raid back, so naturally Shondo stopped raiding her.

>>67982633(me)
To add on she probably assumed the raids were unwanted since Neppie didn’t reciprocate, when you’re trying to befriend someone in this sphere it’s a normal strategy, if someone doesn’t raid back it’s typically because they have no interest in you or didn’t appreciate the raid

>>67981904
bapy... dm me bro if you want to talk

Bapy you should dm this guy

>>67982692
>>67982633
Don't timeloop this, it was already answered months ago you retard

>tweets that she is going to divorce
>gets only a few replies

Another shit test failed. Everyone knows it's already shover.

>everyone
Not shondomination bros

>>67982867
anyone with half a brain can tell within 1 second that its not directed at us. She is a retarded little girl, she doesnt have the brain capacity to play mindgames like what everyone here attributes to her

>>67982138
Its like a love triangle

>>67982957
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FUCKING COPE JAJAJAJAJA

>>67983003
>JAJAJAJAJA
monkey

>>67982867
i didn't reply because i was distraught

Why does she lie? The divorce already happened

>>67983192
This will be the official divorce, not the emotional one.

>>67983192
That is horrible
If i woke up at 3 am due to that I'd wake up and im try to figure out the context

>>67982862
she did this because neppie was mentioned here

>>67982633
shondo always ends before neppie, you fucking retard

>>67981904
Some of them are reaching the final stage.

denial (she loves me)
anger (why does she keep fucking ignoring me)
bargaining (maybe if I gift subs and spam constantly she will acknowledge me)
depression (it's fucking shover)
acceptance (It is what it is)

>>67982004
Perhaps it can happen

>>67982957
This was done on purpose but not as a shit test but as ritual humiliation

>>67982957
>she doesnt have the brain capacity to play mindgames
you've never been with a woman in your life, not to mention being new to shondo

>>67983392
Ok

i love shondo even though she chooses to hurt me in the ways that hurt the most

>>67983192
Hi cheerful rock

I'm more concerned with people being unable to reply properly

>thinking shes allowed to divorce us
hahahahahaha

>>67983598
I once again remind you that she will one day marry a rich man and leave everything behind, internet included

>>67983192
Stealth graduation announcement, she met a rich, older man at the club.

>>67983647
>>67983638
that rich man? me

This genuinely is just an anti thread now, when did you guys stop at least pretending to be genuine? Every single thing she says or does is just used as fodder for you to jerk your insane schizo rrats off to, it’s so tiresome. It was funny at first but it’s just dull now, wtf happened to this thread?

>>67983733
Took you this long to realize this?

>>67983733
bye for the millionth time

>>67983733
go back to filian/neuro

>>67983733
I stopped staying up to 7 am and started going to bed at 11 pm
I truly did carry this thread

>>67983733
there is only one or two actual antis here and one of them is shondo

>>67983805
I’ve been watching Shondo since her first video editing stream you tard. My feelings for her have only grown stronger but her general is a fucking cesspit.

>>67983816
Wtf would you call the rest of this thread then? It genuinely reads like a catalog bait thread, all day, every time. Go to literally any other solo chuuba general, indie or corpo, scroll through, and you will understand how bad we have it.

>>67983881
k bye

post a biggly in chat right now

>>67983943
she made us this way

>>67983943
it's literally 1 guy and a bunch of newfags

>>67983733
Everything post here is satire except for the posts when I'm being sincere.

I thought it was cute that shondo was impressed with a 225 lb bench press yesterday. Maybe I should start posting my lifts to twitter so shondo can see them

>>67984195
kek

>>67983638
>and leave everything behind, internet included
She better fake her death in a convincing way.

>>67984275
All she'd have to do is say
>okay that's it I'm going to bed
Then have ft cancel a stream

>>67984370
Ok? That'll work for a week, then I'll look her up to see if she's dead.

shondo play openttd with the barbies

>>67983638
Leaving the internet is impossible for her she has no friends or life outside of it

Perfect torso.

>>67984672
that's married life for you

>>67984700
i love my perfectly flat wife

Stop doomposting you fags.
Love Shondo.
Simple as.

>>67974306
what pisses me off is that he has never drawn shondo's feet that well. please give shondo feet i can fap to, giru...

>>67984700
literally built to be bred by me

>>67974306
if a bro turns his butt to me like that he's asking for it

>>67985086
least gay /shon/poster

>>67972790
that's cute. i have a lot of similar dreams where we're quite gentle with each other and softly press our lips together etc, then i realize she hates that shit and wants to be raped and beaten and i get depressed. us gentle shoggaz have no place in her heart romantically.

>>67985198
just saying bros shouldn't be a cocktease around me

>>67984895
>JUST STOP HAVING EMOTIONS FOR YOUR WIFE
kys

>>67984700
ToT i love her so much

>>67985426
>EMOTIONS FOR YOUR WIFE
>FOR
No, you have emotions about your wife. Retarded ones at that, you fags are on your period 24/7.

>>67985221
she doesn't know what she wants

>>67985426
Nta but i wouldn't call doomposting "having emotions for your wife", that's just me though
I'd call it brainworms or being pitiful
>>67985501
>you fags are on your period 24/7
Someone has to if shondo can't

>>67984895
So true oomfie
Love my cute little sister wife unconditionally

i can fix her

>>67985597
who made you the arbiter of what emotions we're allowed to feel? or how we're allowed to express those emotions? shondo herself has said that this is a good venting space. that's what we're doing. fucking venting. if you don't like it, then fuck off? is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to stay here?

>>67982867
She was already shonquered by bbc. Its over for us

>>67985784
calm down

I cant distinguish between irony and actual full blown retardation anymore.

>>67986044

>>67985784
Jesse, all i meant was that i don't think calling it "emotions for" is correct, It'd be more accurate to call it "feelings about"
Venting is fine, and I've encouraged people to do it here before, all i was talking about was your choice of words
Unless you mean the period comment, which i thought was funny

>>67986147
and what's the point of arguing semantics? you know what i meant, correct?

Sometimes I like to picture Shondo all hulked up and shredded. With chiseled rock hard abs.

>>67986147
it wasn't funny

>>67986250
if I weren't at work i'd photoshop her face on buffsuki's body

each day the delusions grow stronger as i fall ever deeper into the shoubliette never to escape, the harlot jailer cackling at my struggle, her blessing also my curse

>>67986147
stop being autistic.

>>67983733
>>67984015
>>67984895
Retard. This general is 80% normal fans who understand that she doesn't give a shit about them yet like her anyway and 20% deranged schizos who spam MY WIFE LUVS ME for 14 hours a day as a coping mechanism despite her repeated hints that she wants them to fuck off.

>>67986250
>liking shondo when she's more masculine
you're not beating the homosexual allegations like this

>>67986283
:(
>>67986377
I can't it's a passive skill

>>67986423
in reality it's the opposite of this post including the repeated hints

>>67986250
You mean like this?

its over husbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoatSoGva_I

>>67986657
Yes but he'll never accept that because he's delusional

>>67986657
Do you ever stop coping? It's beyond pathetic. The whole idea is testable, just go away for one week, make a single comment in her chat that isn't tied to a donation or sub giveaway and then see if she acknowledges you or comments on your absence, as she would if she gave a fuck.

>>67987052
Nta, but are you retarded on purpose

>>67987052
there is no other alternative explanation for this result so true syadouHappynod

>>67987052
nigger is upset that my wife loves me and I love her. Are you the onlyfans porn addict or are you one of the other retards that an unironic chatbot watcher? You are not welcome here. You don't fit in. You'll never be a true shogga. You cannot save me. I don't want to be saved.

>>67987052
fleece please go seek out a psychologist and move on
this isnt healthy for you and frankly its getting kind of annoying

the forced positivity sucks too can't this just be a normal thread with discussion and not
>I hate that bitch
>LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU I LOVE HER

>>67987115
>>67987123
>>67987210
>>67987220
>more cope from the spammers
You fucking pussies know exactly what would happened, you would get ignored as per usual.

>>67987276
im dm'ing her this

>>67987276
holy shit its literally me

>>67987250
>i hate that bitch
there is nothing to discuss and half the people posting that are trolling
>>67987317
i don't know about anyone else but she noticed when i was gone for a while

>>67987317
what are you trying to achieve here? hoping to blackpill /shon/ so they get as bitter and lonely as you?
to me youre just text on a screen and nothing you say will change the fact that i love my wife
get a grip

anti thread. see you for the next one

based CHADS calling out another blunder. don't let this girl keep fucking up.

>>67987406
Yeah bro, that totally happened. She noticed I was gone too and DMed me asking if I was okay, it was real in my mind.
>>67987441
I want you to fuck off and stop spamming this general as a coping mechanism. Go be cringe elsewhere
SHE WUVS ME

either you guys are following nep or have "all replies" notifs and I can't imagine doing either

4:28 AM time to wake up

>>67987693
you bring up some interesting points i'll have to consider this

>>67987693
you sound upset and especially unhinged today

>>67987693
i think its for the best if you take a break and seriously consider going to a professional
this is the last (you) you'll get

>>67987317
>you would get ignored as per usual
Yeah, because the chances of getting read are small. I don't go saying in chat "hey shondo, I'm back after x amount of time, love you!" and expect to get read when I don't send it in a dono or even highlight it, stop being retarded for your own sake

>>67987406
>i don't know about anyone else but she noticed when i was gone for a while
even with some of her biggest names being gone for a long time (like dutch for example) she's only acknowledging their absence while reading a dono or resub message from them and even then it's often because they literally type "i'm finally back, good to see you again" or something similar. i've never seen it umprompted if they just type normally in chat. ever. and i'm an ancientfag. whatever you think happened most likely occured in your brain.

>>67988034
>>67988011

>>67988011
>I don't go saying in chat "hey shondo, I'm back after x amount of time, love you!" and expect to get read when I don't send it in a dono or even highlight it,
>don't expect it to get read unless it's a donation and then she will just through the motions
You almost gained self-awareness for a second there, retard.
>>67987892
>>67987970
>this is the last (you) you'll get
Go spam on twitter and stop trying to end the legitimate discussion here because you believe it's negative and you're a faggot white knight.

>>67988229
what point are you trying to make in this discussion?

Interesting thread. Check this out! I wanna put those toes in my mouth!

>>67988282
I've already made the point and it remains unrefuted because it's wholly true.

>>67988390
ok

Do you still believe in gfe?

>>67988555
what shondo does is something different and I'd prefer just gfe at this point

>>67988289
You'd get poisoned retard she has fresh nail polish on
>>67988229
Saying to not expect getting read if you don't make your message pop out isn't anything crazy
If you'd want your message read you should obviously try and make it stand out, if you send it regularly then it has about as much gravitation as the messages around it(unless it's really long, but even then she's likely to miss it if she's not looking at chat)
Stop being unreasonable and use your brain properly for a few minutes

these threads are so bad because shondo lets them get that way. maybe if she wasnt damage controlling rushia threads all night instead.

When does the "This is what you accomplished as a sub" monthly review thing pop up on twitch? I want to see how many chats I sent / hours watched for January.

the ancient gypsy curse shonspiracy has to be true. How does she keep getting fucked by everyone she works with

>>67988675
Enough with the mental gymnastics, she does read many of the unhighlighted comments but then she ignores them because responding to them isn't in her financial interest. You could send the message when the chat is slow, like it was yesterday during the Palworld stream, and she still wouldn't say anything because she doesn't give a fuck about you and she isn't keeping track of hundreds of weirdos and when their last message was.

Here is another test, you kill yourself and we'll see if she ever mentions your absence. It will be great.

>>67989146
https://www.twitch.tv/recaps/fallenshadow

>>67989146
https://www.twitch.tv/recaps/fallenshadow
It's not up yet but you can use this link to reach it

>>67989227
lazy whore

I took a midol and am curled up with a hot water bottle. Feel slightly better now.

>>67988675
he already said it's wholly true there's no more to discuss

My mother seems to find it very funny that shondo is playing a game called facade

>>67989338
are you the same anon whose mum teased him about shondo finding someone else

>>67989191
I hope you get better in the near future

>>67987276
i am in this image

>>67989338
Yeah when her power went out, interesting you remember that

>>67989576
meant for >>67989391

>>67988670
How would you call what she does?

>>67989518
I would say I hope you can form a half decent argument in the near future but that would require you to take your medication and come back to Earth. In the meantime I will just enjoy you owning yourself with your own posts and admitting it's about using donations to "stand out".

Reply to this post or your wife will divorce you in 3 months Smile

>>67989576
NTA but most people here know your mother is based and red pilled. Please send our regards.

>>67989650
That's not even the argument I was making, but whatever
>>67989710
WeirdCat

send this message to 5 people or your wife will divorce you in 3 months Smile

>>67989710
Call that pussy the matrix cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out.

Someone will leave May 1st

send this message to 5 people or your wife will divorce you in 3 months Smile

>>67989780
me

>>67989720
I have a hard time conceptualizing this, as it would be a fairly easy choice between kms and telling anyone in my family that I'm married to an internet loli.

send this message to 5 people or your wife will divorce you in 3 months Smile

>>67989710
Scared

>>67989780
march 1st and me

>melons
so she either looked the game up already and ruined the point in playing it or she's been dming dewd again

>>67989926
newfag

>>67989926
watch streams

>>67989926
melon

>>67989777
How tf am I to do that

>>67989926
AREYOUARETARD

>>67989645
abandonment complex and power fantasy

>>67989961
dm me

I don’t understand the melons meme!

>>67989778
I'm on them Nashville nibblers

>>67989992
WHO ARE YOU

UUU GUYS PLEASE I DON'T HAVE 5 PEOPLE TO SEND THAT MESSAGE TO UUUU PLEASE I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE

>>67990016
melon

wiggly off scares me

>>67990016
I think you need to leave.

a devilish smile breaks upon my face whenever someone fails to selfpost a biggly and a wicked one unfolds on my own whenever i manage to post a biggly myself

>>67990165
it scares me too lol it makes me think that it didn't load properly or something

Perhaps I'll watch this stream

Wow zoomers don't know what facade is

>100% certain
>literally divorced fleece a month ago

>>67989830
I have a good/close relationship with my mother. So it wasn't even a choice I had to make in my mind

please guys i need to know

We got the joke Shonshon don't worry about it
>>67990382
he divorced her

>>67990433
Anon, you gotta stop posting the lower right corner, theres nothing there

>>67990382
He divorced her.

>>67990481
please

what's that about her not being a mastermind at manipulation again?

>>67990660
>mastermind
lmao

>>67990660
???
shogga...

>>67990655
take your meds

>>67990433

>>67990705
>>67990696
your mind is so shallow you don't even understand what she's doing

>>67990783
sugma

apparently there's literally nothing else she can joke about. without the divorce and cuck jokes she'd be doomed to a life without humor.

Hi guys, I'm a new Shondo fan :)

>you can't make me
yeah shondo, now you know why being a brat doesn't work

>>67990811
She told the rabbit girl that her gacha wife will divorce her once the gacha gets shut down. How is this a divorce joke in general? It's a gacha joke.

>>67990846
>not a new ip
you can't fool me

>>67990846
hi a new Shondo fan

>>67990811
you're being an anti if you don't like your wife joking to you about divorcing or cucking you

>>67990846
>fan
ngmi

I hate the NHS so much

Putting shondo in a dog cone so she cant pick the skin off her lips

*punches you in the face for the second time this week*
AHAHA it was just a prank bro! I was kidding, you read too much into things

someone please ask if she has a wicked smile on right now

>>67990959
we should start joking about leaving her for neppie :) she'd probably find that hilarious!

How it started: image

How it's going: >>67983392

>>67991223
stop being gay

>>67990783
is she doing this to make me worried and get clingy and hang onto her, terrified that she's going to leave me alone in the cold and dark?

>>67983392
>>67991223
WTF are you on about? Hiroto excused her fuckup.

that slap was so fucking hot holy shit shondo do that more please

>>67991195
someone should unironically try, if she bans you, then she'll never make those jokes again otherwise she'll be a hypocrite

>>67991346
Asperger'schama, stop posting.

>>67991385
>shondo made a mistake
>hiroto brushed it off because he's not a bitch
>/shon/ "it's over"

"if I could time travel I would use it to rape women"

>>67991459
"it is what it is" is a statement of dejection, retard

i love her so much its great how she can cure me of brainworms in seconds just by being so great

>>67991538
That's not how he meant it and you know it. DM that shogga right now.

im using my power to skip time to skip the next palworld stream shondo

>>67991575
his dms are closed

>newfags can't even derek
lmao lurk moar

>>67991607
type it in chat coward

>>67991547
It’s like that meme where you’re surrounded by darkness and squiggles then Shondo walks in and you go OMG hi!

>>67991713
Same, I got brainworms like 3x and hearing her voice automatically made me feel better.

here's her altruistic preaching that contradicts all her actions

i love how shondo thinks spending tens of thousands of dollars on one hobby is completely normal and something everyone does

>dont spend your money on me
>but if you're a whale I'll unban you and you get special privileges and I care about you more than anyone else

this is the woman who buys figures and withdraws money to donate to a homeless man while in low income and is at risk of being evicted this year

She claims she doesn't like it but won't refund the money, curious.

>>67991883
>hobby
It's a hobby that pays of itself so why not? I'd spend 10 million dollars on a hobby if it made me 15 million dollars and I had fun.

>>67992030
nigga watch the stream

>>67991883
you don't?

>>67991644
no im going to watch it and complain here (she reads the thread and sees it later and laughs at me complaining)

>>67992030
how does buying vtuber merch pays off?

>>67992046
>>67991635
Sorry I'm drunk and retatrded right now.

your average white knight, people

EVEN DRUNK I LOVE MY WIFE Shondy

>It melted a hole through a steel box
I doubt it

>>67992332
they're not steel

yeah ok you fucking liar the fuse box was completely black huh

>>67992357
Breaker boxes are made of steel. It could have gone through a hole but there is no way it would have gotten hot enough to melt a hole.

>>67992437
get fucked lmao

>>67992437
WATCH
STREAMS

>>67992437
Yeah I was just thinking of this
>>67992464
mine isn't

>>67992437
Pathological. Liar.

>>67992437
shut up mouz

you can hear how nervous she is now after getting busted

>>67992490
Take a photo of it.

>>67992437
>shogger have never seen a fusebox before

>>67992558
she literally showed one on stream

>>67992554
ok

She avoided saying "Forest Fires" but said Mouz's name eagerly.

>shondo explaining to a bunch of 30yo what a fuse box is
wtf is this timeline

>>67992655
noticed that too

she already forgot that she said that 3 of the fuse blocks were completely black

>>67983392
>maybe if I gift subs and spam constantly she will acknowledge me
if you're like this you should consider Canadian healthcare

>>67992680
Pathological lying.

>husbands expect her to act like a wife when they can't even identify a fuzebox
Do some man of the house reps before complaining

>>67992746
>fuze

>>67992713
mental retardation it is

>In America it's faster to boil water on the stove than use an electric kettle
Why does she keep fibbing?

>>67992784
She lied for no reason, that's a pathology.

I HAtE ATTENTION WHORES

i have to mute before i get another aneurysm
>i'm not an electrician
>spews a bunch of shit about electricity that she has no clue about

>>67992650
>>67992554

>>67992879
syadouHappyNod