/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura has pica

>>67918627
>Fed to gang-saw crotch first
They're troons, anon - they're into that sort of shit
>>67919173
>Pretends he and his fellow jannies aren't leaving up the doxpost out of sheer feminine bitterness
As believable as your transition, I suppose

Why doesn't artist paint vtubers more lifelike often? I really dislike their quality shit, why is Guras vtuber model so freaking South Parky instead of more Unreal character design?

>THAT post ended up never being deleted
Gay moderation

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>67919543
>>67919579
KEK

im the emperor of /ggg/

Okay this is beyond parody
Could you jannies kindly join the 48% sooner rather than later, the human beings are trying to love cute girls here

>>67919772
>cute

>>67919804
>and funny

Shion is sexier than Gura

>>67919870
Yeah that's why she got plapped by the alien

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>67919861
Thinking about shark's sexy, unique screams during the most recent stream.

>>67919861
cufunny!

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

gura is the autism creature of all time

>>67920059
Fuck off anti

Gurass

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFrNsSnk8GM

Sex with a fembud.

>anon i have to tell you something
>im jewish
>would you convert for me?
how do you respond

You left me no choice! Say goodbye to your constituent Atoms!

>>67920059
>>67920108

>>67920182
Tell her she's wrong because women are incapable of having beliefs without being swayed by others beliefs.

>>67919726
you are late onahole

>>67920182
That isn't the real Gura, that is a lab-grown Mossad skinwalker
Run it over with your car

>>67919772
Those faggots don't do anything unless Mori, or Karen, is the one being doxxed

Do u think

>>67920494
no

Jannies woke up after their 13 hour nap

>>67920683
They're just like me frfr

>>67919772
>>67920442
Unfortunately for Gura they only delete real dox shit.

Finally fucking Jannies

>>67920683
>>67920802
If only they weren't busy eating crayons, they might've removed it BEFORE the last split was archived
Sasuga fucktards

It's still kinda messed up that Gura doesn't follow ReGloss on Twittet. I'm gonna superchat her about that.

Marriage with Gura!

>>67921278
Don't forget to mention the homos.

>>67921307
Consummation with Gura!

I’m trying to poop out this chicken sandwich but nothing’s coming out.
What the heck am supposed to do now?

Do (You) think Gura is *actually* bi/lesbo-mode for cunny, or do you suppose she's simply an insecure praiseslut whose body issues cause her to feel a sort of comforting reassurance when she receives positive male attention vicariously by watching us slobber like horny animals over a character design she can easily project herself onto

I just had full color pop into my head and now I have to hear the rest of it.

>>67921528
Retard.

>>67921278
Who?

>>67921528
It's pretty obvious she's straight and doing the "omg i looove cute girls!!" schtick for money.

>>67921578
You're too kind anon, but that doesn't really answer the question

>>67921605
Retard.

>>67920182
>would you convert for me?
"You and I need to have a talk about Publius Aelius Hadrianus."

>>67921528
Truth is that she just likes cute things, but the cumbud in me likes to mind warp shit and make her out to be a mega nympho lesbo slut that lusts after goom and cun T u T

>>67921232
But the retard also deleted the post that pointed out just how much these hotpockets act like faggots.

>>67921605
>He thinks "straight" women exist
roru

>>67921512
Eat another

>>67921528
>>67921605
>>67921727
Every woman is bisexual until they find a penis they like. Never forget that.

>>67921745
Would you believe I actually got a tempban for that
>Off-topic
Fucking pottery

>>67921692
>>67921757
Yurifaggots seething

>>67921814
Deserved

I'm going to meet some fembuds in Japan

Can we talk about how much we like Gura?
I like Gura so much that I would sasuga her nooga, if you know what I mean.

>>67921814
Go bitch on the feedback page and get that retard in trouble with the admin staff.

yesterday I finally released 3 days worth of goom to Gura

>>67923571
How was it?

>>67923648
pretty good

I wonder what her next outfit is going to be now that they got the school uniform out of the way

>>67924112
Retard who doesn't know that Gura wanted a schoolgirl outfit for ages, and doesn't know what else she wants because she's already mentioned those too.

calm down mori fan

>>67924421
uoh

>>67924172
What does she want?

What does the shark say

>>67925533
I have to pee really bad

>>67924172
lying

>>67925688

>>67925934
did that guy ever do the followup picture he said he would do

How are the chumbies doing today?

>>67921528
Girls find other girls cute all the time even when they are straight so no Gura isn’t a lesbian. Could a holo actually talk her into lesbian sex absolutely but these are mutually exclusive

>>67921809
All women are bisexual it’s why 3somes exist and why women act like men also known as dykes. On the flip side you’re just gay because guys can’t be bisexual

>>67922402
Rare

>>67926579
You think she started watching classic SpongeBob again recently? I’ve noticed a lot more references

>>67926785
ESL...

>>67926579
I'm bored. Kind of thinking about trying deep rock cause goob mentioned it but I don't really like those kinds of games. I need something to do

Sex with Gura goodnight.

>>67926921
what references I haven't noticed shit as an oji-san that never watched spongebob

>>67924918
Nta but she’s talked about sleepwear, and slutty cowgirl outfit for 3D. There was one more but that might’ve been a joke

>>67926989
goobnight

You guys can argue about which type of genitalia she leans more towards all day if you want, but just remember that she only really cares about my set specifically.

>>67926579
Great, just playing wc3 customs.

>>67927013
Mostly around squidward being hurt and a few from the movie

shovel head

>>67926579
made a private lobby for red dead 2 online so my friends can play in peace without that public nonsense

>>67926579
I will play rainbow six

>>67926579
Stellaris

Gura's stinky shark pamps

God I love Gura

You think gura would like this recipe?

>>67927768
Based on my experience with randoms you’re probably ass?

>>67926579
Taking shower

>>67928592
Don't know I never play rank.

>>67927013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtUCrKHS6QU

>>67929097
it must be different watching gura and catching all this stuff. all I hear is Gura being weird and cute

>>67929348
you never watched the old spongebob?

>>67929491
never

>>67929530
what about the episode we watched with Gura? It was generally pretty good before the og creator left, also had many subtle jokes only adults would get

>>67920182
>Marry Gura
>Our children will rule the world
Downsides?

>>67929348
it's still cute, I feel like a tenth of what Gura says is some kind of reference but she tends to choose things that are context light and are fun even if you don't know the origin

Cunny cunny cunny cunny cunny uoh
https://files.catbox.moe/bqync5.jpeg

>>67930558
T u T

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

I just want to spend the rest of my life with this creature is that really too much to ask?

I just want to enjoy watching Gura's content is that really too much to ask?

>>67929633
I did watch that but I don't think that counts when talking about if we watched spongebob. It was also the first time I saw that android show

>>67930558
TuT

I just want a fembud is that too much to ask?I

>>67931516
source

>>67920182
>Marry Gura
>get a one-way ticket into the global elite, securing our children's future
I see this as a win/win.

>>67926579
Gonna play KOTOR for the first time but might also play PALworld with friends. Depends on Holo activity tonight though especially since Instill gotta watch Irys outfit reveal and Advent 6 month collab

>>67931693
https://twitter.com/darkdeaththorn/status/1752536465823891678

>>67931948
nice

I kinda regret not buying Ebi-chan to pair up with Dino Gura now

>>67932162
I bought an ebi for each of my dino Gura.

>>67932162
I bought 5

God I need to marry this cute tiny autistic sweetheart so bad, you have no idea.

>>67932162
ebay

>>67932162
my one(1) ebi me shipped yesterday, geekjack being slow as it is

gura ate dog treats

>>67932698
she is just like me...

It's nyover

>>67932612
really? I am still waiting for mine

>>67933335
What happened, chumbie?

I'm trying Project Wingman in VR and I can see why Gura gets dizzy.

All I want is to fuck this sick creature.

>>67934477
Imagine how warm her cunny would be if she had a fever.

Im getting so many gura vods on my feed ...

Am i banned?

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>67935505
schizo found a new toy

>>67935128
yes

Dang, imagine if Gura wasn't trash tho?

Gura is my treasure, I'll keep her all to myself!

MY wife

Hey Gura, do you want to go to a date to the Läderach chocolate store in Sweaichzie Luzern? I let you get 10 grams of chocolate

Call me (y)

Are there any pictures of gura making this pose? I think it’d be really cute.

>>67936387
Gura isn't a whore!

>>67935790
My post is showing to me but i guess i am shadowbanned :/

>>67936387
that's literally the Gawr Gura pose, "Sakana"

>>67936387
the sakana pose?

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>67936387

>>67937474
yes lots
some with kids too

>>67937403
>>67937405
I didn’t know there was a name for it. I thought it was just the fish pose. >>67937531
Thanks anon

>>67937614
Sakana is just fish in Japanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nwoorAlqyg&list=RDMM-nwoorAlqyg&start_radio=1
Listening to this bang of a cover

Child

>>67937614

>>67936387
Hoshino is pure sex

>>67937720
a month and a half until holofes..

>>67937720
Kanaru skinwallking again, i wonder how many male fans accidentally have goomed to him

>>67937851
kanauru is an actual dancer
it's obvious when he does vs the holos send them their mocop

>>67937813
I completely agree, definitely top 3, but I’m more partial to iroha

>>67937601
2 fembuds for the price of 1? What a deal!

Is Gura a fembud?

>>67938814
Gawr, Gura, Gabby, and dino Gura are all fembuds.

>>67937851
no that's gura dancing, she flew to japan for it.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>67937913
>>67938989
I found the Guys who have rubbed their little twig to a male dancer, how embarrassing for you guys

>>67939289
why are you like this

This is gonna be a controversial opinion but I think that my favorite Gura original song is Q, though I wish she had actually sung some english lines in it

>>67939289
This faggot wouldn't make full use of Gura's slutty body if she was possessed by a male ghost, what a pussy.

>>67939391
my favorite would be full color, if it were to ever come out

>>67939604
you can listen to it right now, quit pretending like it not having an MV means you can't hear it

Wife
Mine

>>67932481
I bought more than that

>>67940258
NTA, but I want to hear the full release version.

>>67936387
>No one posted this one

Hello chumbies, a non-Gura stream day today, but I wanted to let the thread know that signups opened for /vt/ League 6. Pictured is the roster as it was last league, and I come asking if the thread still wants to see the team play and if there were any changes you want on the team. Last time I asked a few days ago, it seemed the thread was fine with how it is so far.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//GGG/

>>67940564
I am fine with how the team is right now.

>>67940564
remove grove street gura and add diaper shork

>>67939289
gura flew to japan to mocap that, retard.

Anyone remember that one original song she sang in an event just to never be mentioned or released?

>>67940564
Add that one guy Gura made in the FIFA stream she did

>>67940861
Eaton DePooPo

>>67940752
Worst post today

>>67940916
gura wears diapers and that needs representation. at least add a pissy player

>>67936387
https://youtu.be/0-Zx7nWxeaU

>>67940776
https://youtu.be/bCEgg0UgNTU?si=o5gqsJbuexc3v6Dd
Lol

>>67941324

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>67941324
https://streamable.com/svc3ij

>>67940752
>>67940956
I'll note that down. I could keep Grove Street in and just replace the last Atlantean with the Diaper player since the last Atlantean is just a copy past job of the GK, Atlantis Shark.
>>67940861
I could do that yeah. I'd just have to mess with in-game settings to make someone that'll look like him. Most likely will replace dropped cookie on the team since dropped cookie is just a png of a cookie on a headless body.

>>67942352
shark pissy cunny

>>67940564
>Dino as 2nd star player
This team is a ok for me

my wife

>>67934477
When Gura got covid/long covid while in Japan who watched out for her? I wasn't around.

My Gurandma.

>>67943828
Gura did not get covid in Japan.

I'm just full of nice shark thoughts tonight.

She won't stream on Friday because one of the Teletubbies has a birthday stream and she won't be allowed to stream on Saturday because one of the EN Homos is having a 3D showcase

>>67944097
she got something else that's long

>>67946668

>>67946034
>and she won't be allowed to stream on Saturday because one of the EN Homos is having a 3D showcase
They got rid of that rule.

>>67946830
Homobeggar management doesn't care about that rule

>>67940564
>Gawr still the Striker
Based

>>67948253
I hope Gura brings Gawr out soon it's been months and I miss her.....

I want Gawr to rape me

I just ate an entire jar of yogurt

See how peaceful the threads are? Really makes you think...

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17TTWAnXsxoplD34Nvzb-uYrsm2I_6M3TAJ8lYTf7Zqg/

Hololive EN survey, show your love to Gura, chumbuds

>>67949763
more like dead

>>67949763
what having Gura back does to people

>>67950098
>What was the first hololive production related streaming/clip you saw? (Please describe talent name and content in detail)
So.. do I answer Miko saying nog?

>>67950685
That would be inaccurate if you said that. She did not say "nog"

>>67949755
Did you at least heat it up to be more like Gura?

>>67949763
well there's only one mega schizo who shits the thread all day long and everything else is just sporadic raids.

>>67950685
I put Fubuki clip singing coffin dance

Do you think Gura would care if I drool in my sleep sometimes? She definitely drools in hers

>>67950782
No, but I crushed a chocolate chip cookie into it

Gura's Wizard:
https://youtu.be/DtkagOU2B4E

I bought a food scale chumbies... I'm going to miss eating tons of wing stop and pizza

>>67951765
Don't miss it too much. You'll live longer.

>>67951093
This but Scatman

>>67951765
good luck bud, I'll make sure to eat more wingstop in your stead

It seems like management fucked up someone's song perms again and the new bird girl got her Lilium cover taken down. Is it just the EN perms guy that's completely incompetent?

>>67951979
huh, I wrote on the feedback section to be less autistic about perms

>>67951765
Give cocaine a try you'll forget about craving fullness real fucking quick.

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_valentinevoice2024
new voicepack buds

>>67951979
Nah, Cover is plenty incompetent all around. 3D lives have been taken down often. Also, listening on the few things we've heard about perms sounds like a tangled nightmare to deal with. Like, how do you not get perms to have subtitles for a song? There's some perms where you have to pass through phases before you get the okay. It's mind boggling hearing it from the girls but think of the staff that has to go through all that as their job and it's probably much worse than you think.

>>67952277
That's nice. I await the mega.

>>67949159
I caught this thing a while back, It was being aggressive

>>67952457
Shake the jar, it will calm down.

>>67952330
Well they probably get promoted after a few months if they're competent, so getting perms is forever a job for the incompetent.

>>67952277
More importantly does this one have a letter too? I'm not buying it if there isn't a letter.

>>67950098
wonder why they want to know our favorite animes and games

>>67953837
why not. data is data

>>67951135
I sometimes drool in my sleep too and sometimes there's a lot.
And yea she's definitely a drooler. Imagine the taste... imagine the smell...

Ah yeah did anyone soundpost that one big scream before the laggy trip in yesterday's stream?

>>67950098
I told them that I demand Gura play Gauntlet Legends Dark Legacy

>>67953887
I guess but who made that games list? where is my dark souls series?

>>67954753
Elden Ring is dark souls but better in every way, so...

>>67954420
Well I tried to make it anyway.

>>67954983
Cute... I want to bully her and make her cry.

>>67954814
>Elden Ring is dark souls but better in every way, so...
Still not better than Bloodborne. Fight me.

>>67950098

>>67954222
I want to taste her drool...preferably with my tongue in her mouth.

>>67955692
Fuck I should've done the same.

>>67955808
getting into the REAL SHIT now

>>67955692
same same desu
even if the other girls are doing something to get me to click on their stream, I don't have the attention span to watch for long because I don't care about them.
only gura for me

>>67955692
Gura doesn't respect chumbuds who do this. She herself watches much Hololive.

>>67950098
I asked them for military themed outfits and to let Gura command us in battle in Holoearth.

>>67956235
I just told them to do whatever Gura wants.

>>67956350
based and same desu

>>67956000
I used to really like watching everybody but I think the great dry spell plus my other favorites all leaving as well killed it, no more interest
it's just something on tv now, george is the only part left I really care about

>>67956095
That's fine, but I'd rather play games myself than watch other talents.

Also when the fuck did I become such a hipster?

>>67956417
>Love Hina
That was my first manga... Not exactly proud.
Motoko best girl, Naru a shit.

>>67955692
I did the same

>>67956524
I read it so long ago I had to look up a list of Top 75 Manga to remember its fucking title.

>>67956524
I legit never read manga but then I remembered I read Chihayafuru.

>>67956548
It sounded a bit assholish when I typed it out but it's the truth so I just went ahead and said it.

>>67956548
Yeah, me

fuck, i forgot to request cyb0rseggz...

Is Gura ever going to 1on1 collab with someone from Advent?
Maybe she finds them too stressful.
6 months since Advent debut.
Counting down to EN4.

>>67956939
teledildonics delayed another year...

>>67956980
nyo... I just wanted to operate Gura's sex toys and make her goom...

>>67956964
I sincerely think that none of Advent has a person that Gura can click with. They seem so different compared to how council was.

>>67956964
>Is Gura ever going to 1on1 collab with someone from Advent?
Probably. They debuted when she was off-and-on, people bitched about stream overlap, and then she just kinda dropped off for months. She seems nervous around them. Don't know why, not enough information to develop a solid rrat. Occam's Razor conclusion: There's no reason at all.

>>67956964
I haven't watch anyone in Advent so I don't really care if she never collabs with them. Honestly better this way so we can get more solo streams.

I ate a raw onion to quell my cravings

>>67957566
are you pregnante

>>67957228
it's interesting and an ongoing situation to observe

gura likes how they do events in deep rock galactic

"This year’s Lunar Festival begins on Thursday, February 1st and it runs until Thursday, February 15th."

she only mentioned ame as a possible collab partner to check this out. I think its max 4 players in a team

Will any members of Advent be good frens with Gra-chan?

>>67957596
Nyo I'm just fat

>>67956964
Dunno. Also, don't care. Whether she collabs with them this weekend or never, I will watch and love Goob regardless.

>>67957665
Onions are good to eat for fats. Keep it up onionbud.

has gura ever talked about what her favorite kind of febreeze, scented candles, anything like that is? I want to buy it

Gura cute? Proof?

>>67957779

>collab beggars

Gura likes to collab with someone who has the same quirks and wavelength as her, hence Council except Bae clicks and works best as they all have share the same weirdness. The only possible candidate is Shiori who is unhinge and talks whatever weird topics she has in mind.

>Bullies your shark

>>67957840
n-no..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ylXXrxK_Y

gooba content :)

>>67958075
thank you kiara

>>67958075
Where's the Shrimp SAUCE?!

>>67958075
that's not my shark my shark is a smart genius tensai...

>>67958075
from the YT comments cuz I had issues understanding it too

-
Gura says "Chef Wawa" btw, it took me a couple listens to fully understand it lol I just heard "eff wawa" at first

>>67958246
holy projection

>>67957934
>Gura likes to collab with someone who has the same quirks and wavelength as her,
so then why doesn't she collab with IRyS? Remember when they used to hang out in rust

>>67958273
helping non-comment readers is a nice gesture
eat sand with that attitude

>>67958288
they hung out like once

>>67958350
I saw them play Rust for a short stint, its an ancient tale by now

>>67958397
it was kino as fuck but she hung out with ame and mori way more

>>67958337
mmmh crunchy sand, yummy..

>>67958288
gura and irys... the dream that will never be

>>67958288
>>67958631
It's funny because during the palworld stream the other day she looked a few times to see if IRyS joined vc or not, seemed like she wanted to talk to her.

>>67958631
it was cute as fuck that she was pushing gurys so hard during holospy

>>67958350
and it was pretty kino. They got along fine harassing Ina and Gura asked how to say something in japanese and IRyS just did a racist accent and said it in English, which is what Gura does half the time she is talking to JPs

>>67958708
gura does not do racist accents

>>67958288
Irys is ugly, let's say if Irys had better model like brown cunny for example then she will be a good friend with Gura

>>67958743
have you ever heard her try to speak jap?

>>67958854
are the JPs being racist when they try to speak English too? no, they aren't

>>67958844
IRyS (and Bae) both clearly want cunny models. I think IRyS said when she gets to 1 million her wish is going to be for a CunnyRyS model

>>67958854
japs love racism though

>>67958854
Saying something as if you're putting it into katakana isn't racist when there's a bunch of loan words that are exactly that

>>67958844
IRyS was ugly but her update made her significantly hotter. she's fine now. I'm sure gura wants to fuck her and who am I to say Gura is wrong

>>67958961
Nah she's still ugly, redjiuce is a hack

>>67958906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVvWExk8ZA4&t=8994s
>>67958946
cause its based

>>67959000
she isn't ugly she just isn't as pretty as Gura and others it's understandable that standing next to them she might look ugly but that isn't true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W1115XIgj8

>>67959098

>>67957934
This but I hope she forms some kind of SNOT with Advent too one day simply because it would be cute.

>>67959098

>>67959008
>cause its based
Yes it is. However, making fun of the nukes to their face is not.

>>67940564
Looks good to me. Good luck to you manager shrimp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClWlbUcXecM

ok so if she's going to play deep rock this weekend

team
1. gura
2. ame
3. ?
4. ?

or just a duo i guess

>>67959529
she will clone herself and ame and they will beon the team

>>67959529
1. gura
2. ame
3. me
4. mama shark

>>67956095
Anon, chumbuds don't watch hololive. Everyone knows this.

>>67958075
God I want to eat that idiot sandwich.

>>67959241
Advent snot is Gura with Shiori, Nerissa and Fuwamoco

>>67959529
Gura
Gabby
Gawr
Dino gura

>>67959821
good luck getting gabby to work as a miner

>>67959529
Mumei & Kronii I guess? They're the ones I can think of off the top of my head that like fps games. Does Fauna play shooters often?

I can feel it, she's been practicing for karaoke stream soon..

>>67960339
she said in the more recent palworld stream that she's been setting stuff up for karaoke, good times

>>67960339
Don't spoil the next member stream you faggot.

>>67960339
I hope she uses mocopi and a handheld mic this time.

>>67958075
Finally some Goob fucking food.

g a w r g u r a

someone peed on my shark

>>67962255
sleep tight buddy

>>67962255
sharkdreams

>>67962255
Oyasame

>>67962255
Oh yes same.

>>67959098
:o

>>67960535
I think it would be really cool if she danced on stream with mocopi.

I can't stop thinking about cuddling with Gura and her slowing falling asleep on you, then later she wakes up and is embarrassed because she drooled all over you while she was sleeping I wouldn't really mind though, because it's cute.

I forget, did Goob ever watch The Lord of the Rings?

>>67962980
she literally talked about watching it in the last streams, she also watched the first hobbit movie, but didn't like it, the book was way superior

She's the love of my life!

>>67962980
Gura and Kiara should do a Lord of the Rings Extended cut watchalong. Would be great to have everyone in EN could join but with timezones and all that might be hard on one of their sleep schedules. Maybe have some that rotate into whatever part they think they can sit through for and leave so others can join in for the other parts.

Goob would find this interesting.
https://youtu.be/adJdBSdMGKU

Farty child