/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I go down to get food one time.....

>>67803610
That's a big hat

lolihags and lolibabas are such a weird concept

>>67804428
They can be fun. I know we love hags for having shapely bodies, but petite women are very attractive too

>>67804428
strange but not uncommon

>>67805160 (me)
let me just say, office women are so fucking hot. I forgot how charming this damn artwork was, fuckin hell

>>67805138
theres petite and then theres literally the exact opposite of what an "older developed woman" is. but its weird to me in a funny way.

Welp, that was fast

>>67804428
little ladies need love too

>>67807804
please do continue loving them

>>67809521
don't worry, I'll hold the fort

>>67811006
Page 9

>>67774224 he said hes not looking to get into a relationship right now

>>67812942
i meant in loving the little ladies.....I'm doing work at the moment, but I'll bump the thread too
>>67813060
well damn. Sorry to hear

>>67813060
That's bad, at least you did you part and now you finaly have an answer, keep your head up

>>67813060
bummer but i'm glad you were able to get a straight answer so you don't have to do this overthinking dance anymore. on to the next one bud

>>67813696
its fine, its not like he gave me a flat no and that was that, he said stuff like i have a good heart which i appreciate but hearing it from him kinda hurts

he let me off easy but i really think its probably just because he prefers younger women. unfortunate

>>67814809
no point dwelling on it. hope it doesn't fracture you guys friendship though. i know how hard it is to find like minded people in your 20s

>>67813060
Good on you for trying, at least you have your answer. I hope you guys are still able to be friends after that

>>67815170
im sure we'll remain friends i just worry things will be awkward for a while

>>67815501
Things almost certainly will be awkward, but it'll pass. It was good you tried

>>67813060
>>67814183
>>67814809
>>67815501
Don't feel too bad haganon. You did what you could. Tell him to go to an endocrinologist and get his testosterone levels checked.

>>67816306
will not be doing this

>>67816306
kek, ikr?
>prefers younger women
putting bets down that he'll up in distress 2-5 years later regretting his decisions

>>67816306
>>67816886
maybe he's just not into her

>>67817593
Could be a multitude of reasons, but mo point in her dwelling on them. She tried, that's more than could be said for lots of people these days

>>67817593
I know, I'm just being salty

>>67817733
i agree. i just think anons are being really silly when we know nothing about these people
>>67817933
understandable

>>67817593
i share his hobbies and interests and im about as sexually charged as him so youd imagine itd be an easy sell. i dont know there could be a million reasons why he turned me down-- maybe hes not comfortable financially or something

>>67817933
you're not even the femanon, why are you salty?
>>67818329
everyone has different ideas of what their ideal partner is in their head. some guys just have bad taste or don't know what they have until it's gone. really no point in assuming anything. better to be with someone who will appreciate you and reciprocate your love back

>>67818329
Is he long distance or something? You mentioned in the last thread there's some distance between you two. Maybe he just doesn't do long distance dating

>>67818777
yeah. yeah thats probably it. we both live on the east coast so i figured it wouldnt be too big a deal but we are pretty far apart

>>67803610
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>>67818679
>you're not even the femanon, why are you salty?
NTA but it's understandable to by frustrated at someone refusing to be saved by a hag when that's what you want.

>>67819090
NTA but The picture you posted it's literally me

>>67818942
Yeah that's typically a deal breaker for me. One bad experience of that was enough. Probably is the same for him. Have you tried getting to know anybody locally?

I recommend going to church and meeting someone there

>>67819145
No.. what did she do to you joshu-kun...

>>67819299
Life's hard and coffe is nice, I drink 4-5 everyday, I also have that face

>>67818679
its not even like im conventionally unattractive or anything, ive got aligned teeth, a normal nose, im not FAT-- and you know what., thats unironically a possibility, i might be too small. i know he draws thick girls having sloppy meaty sex on the regular so its not out of the question that its as simple as my ass and tits arent big enough

>>67819285
only If the nuns marry me

>>67819415
Even if we love BIG stuff in anime and porn, men aren't really that picky when it comes to their partner's body. Anyways, it's not use to overthink it about the why's. Keep looking at head and follow your path

>>67819184
most if not all of my irls are in relationships and the ones who are single are not people i connect to easily

>>67813060
His loss. If only I wasn't stuck here with no income...

>>67819090
>frustrated at someone refusing to be saved by a hag
again. you guys don't know anything about these people. only because someone on paper seems like they'd be the perfect match for you, doesn't mean you're gonna have feelings for them.
>>67819415
>he draws thick girls having sloppy meaty sex on the regular
based. i'm really not trying to be rude or anything, i just think anons are being a little unrealistic on how actual relatioships and attraction works

>>67819680
True, we don't know anything about these 2 people

>>67819469
Based.

>>67819680
>again. you guys don't know anything about these people.
you're right, I'm getting frustrated at the idea of it
>>67819584
>men aren't really that picky when it comes to their partner's body.
yeah because It'll always be the same in the end

>>67819887
What does the end look like?

>>67819984
picrel >>67819887

>>67819628
You considered moving? Not the most ideal option but if you are struggling to make it work near you, a new place may be what you need. If you aren't catching any fish, try a new pond

>>67819584
>men aren't really that picky when it comes to their partner's body
i disagree. i know plenty of guys, even close friends, who go after a particular type of body. i think with maturity, that does go away but maybe the guys just doesn't have his priorities straight when it comes to what really matters in a partner.

>>67819656
dog im gonna keep trying but if time keeps passing without any progress im going to deadass have to look for someone to date here before i run out of time. because at the very least i can be sure we share at least One common hobby/interest

>>67820241
>/hag/ mixers
One step closer to State mandated hag wife...

>>67820095
the problem i have is pretty much my entire extended family lives in south florida-- leaving would be largely inconvenient

>>67820241
ganbatte

Is Mio the hag who more desperatedly needs saving?

>>67820241
Hah, do you prefer younger or older guys? I know there's a pretty large number of ojisans /here/

>>67820391
i mean leaving would be inconvenient but if i were leaving for the express purpose of moving in with someone i love right off the bat id ditch all of them at lightspeed

>>67820510
yes

>>67820510
i actually think mio and marine are tied for hags that need a husband ASAP. i love my very dearly but marine's depressive spells make me want to save her more since i like taking care of my partners
>>67820241
i'll buy you a drink if we're ever at the same con or something. i'm in the south as well

>>67820241
You can always fall back here if that fails. Also, do you mean the literal here or /here/?

>>67820343
Alas, they (the states) bought the Reset meme

>>67820670
im a pretty small person and i still feel Slightly youthful so its difficult to say their age ever crosses my mind-- a 23 year old guy might be years younger than me but odds are ill still look up to them like theyre older. as for guys who ARE older than me, im super fine with as long as theyre not.. drastically older than me

>>67821133
Seems like you aren't too picky then. If you really feel like you're running out of time, you'll have your pick of guys /here/ that would kill to date you

>>67821116
Don't remind me about the 2030 Agenda, I try not to think about it everytime the prices in my country raise by 100% every week because our Goverment is following the International Banks orders

>>67821031
im going to sound a little retarded for this but. what does that mean. does /here/ refer to this thread and does here refer to vt/4chan as a whole. if my assumption is right my answer is /here/

>>67821455
i havent been on 4chan for nearly as long as any of you probably have been so im not fully aware of the lingo

>>67821455
The former meaning this thread while the latter means near your area. You were correct sorta with your assumption.

>>67821590
alright that makes sense

>>67821403
>so enamored with getting a hagwife, setting down and achieving a family and such
>while the country actively degrades further and further via civil unrest and the deplorable infrastructure
I'm not even sure if there will be any one left by the time I make it to 30 and haven't put a bullet in my head or someone else's

i wouldnt have to worry about my potential future husband living in pennsylvania if we had ONE BULLET TRAIN

Since we all are blogposting tonight
>mfw I'm the only haggot in Argentina

suisei densha shoo shoo shoo NEVER
>>67822110
damn. what's that like? all i know about Argentina is that your currency is in the gutter

>>67822213
>What's that like
We have all the problems of a south american country and the "Check your white privelege" crown in all of our institutions. everyday thousands of inmigrants from Paraguay, Bolivian, Venezuela and fucking Africa come and control the ilegal industries (Drug, clothing piracy, trapitos which basically take your money in exchange of not breaking your car when you park near an event like a football match or concert) since the goverment follow the orders of The International Bank our currency devaluates everyday. And basically we're a puppet state of UK, Israel and USA.
Literally the only 2 nationalistic goverments we had of Juan Manuel de Rosas 1835 y 1852 and Juan Domingo Perón 1946-1952 were overthrown by United States, UK and Brazil. The rest of goverments both leftie, right and militar goverments were always following orders from UK. Sorry for the long text I just hate The New World Order

>>67822213
NTA but argentine women aren't worth anybody's time, the ones below the age of 55 are completely insane.

>>67822522
even the grannies are fucking insane because >muh 30000 communist holocaust, women got heavily radicalized in the 80s and only got worse

>>67822213
Argentina’s not a serious country anymore, even by south american standards.

>>67822620
Funny thing that even with all that, EVERYONE KEEPS COMING HERE, it's not a serious country but it's still the safest and most advanced country in South America, not for much after Argentinians will become a minority though

>>67822510
>Sorry for the long text
no worries. that sounds like hell to try to do anything. i'm an immigrant myself to the states so i wasn't aware they had their fingers in even fucking argentina

>>67822675
Fun fact, they had the fingers in Argentina even before Israel was created. Plan Andinia (1930-40) talks about making the state of Israel in the Patagonia (South Argentina)

>>67822675
>i wasn't aware they had their fingers in even fucking argentina
Probably for longer than any other place.

>>67822110
my condolences holy shit lmao, move up North ASAP!
>>67822510
>Literally the only 2 nationalistic goverments we had of Juan Manuel de Rosas 1835 y 1852 and Juan Domingo Perón 1946-1952 were overthrown by United States, UK and Brazil
thank your local (and foreign) 3LAs for making the world a better place for literally no one else but them! I just want to piss off and live on an island these days

>>67822739
One of my dreams is becoming rich enough to buy a tiny island in South East Asia, looks comfy

>>67822014
Same femanon or another one?

>>67822832
>mfw when I'm SEAhaggot

>>67823382
same one

>>67822832
if i had as much money as i could ever need id get a large beachside property by the gulf of mexico facing west so i could have a million kids and be completely at peace knowing none of them will ever go hungry. id go to bed every night with the sunset over the ocean horizon outside my window and id contently wait to die old and happy with my husband

>>67824113
Truly the dream...

>>67824113
I'd be swapping one colonized country for another if this comes true with me .

>>67824762
disastrously depressed now that its dawned on me that the amount of kids i can bear in my lifetime is slowly decreasing every year on the grounds that i can only crank one out every nine months

>>67824993
Just hope for twins or triplets every time

>>67824993
The dream for me is to equal how many of us siblings are (4) with none of the trouble my brother invited due to him not beong financially ready...

Also, you did say you're close to 30 right?
Me too, December this year

Capcha: rsdog

>>67825426
january of next year i turn 30-- you can imagine how much turning 29 has fucked with me now that im.. here. of all places

>>67825193
odds are it wont happen but id love to have twin girls. ive fantasized about having two tiny me's running around the house more than id like to admit

>>67825786
If they are anything like these dogs it seems nice.

>>67825705
I defo feel that. Turned 29 and havent achieved anything...

You'd probably be a senpai to me had we attended school together.

>>67825921
while they ARE cute i would NOT want my daughters doing the shit they were doing at 14 years old

>>67825964
Wait no, we'd be classmates.

>>67825964
im your age, wouldnt we be in the same grade (unless you flunked a year)

>>67825992
Kids will be kids.
The important thing is they grew up to be fine women.

if one of my daughters grew up and achieved my dream of becoming an aidoru chuuba i would be so proud

>>67826039
Yeah exactly, I flubbed my math lol.

>>67826186
If you're going that-a-way, remind her to never cater to the mentally insane no matter how big the bag is.

>>67826634
I think you can tell your kids a lot but at the end of the day it's up to them you know.
They are their own people.

>>67820241
How do you feel about vetmed school drop outs? SUBMITTED MY APPLICATION TO WITHDRAW YESTERDAY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. One of the things I want to do now I have more personal freedom is finding a hagwife.

>>67826691
Big agree with that. That's what my folks sometimes dont understand especially the old man.

>>67826634
ill only ever give them the full chuuba lecture if i find out shes into vtubing

>>67826732
why would i have any personal opinions over your veterinary studies lol

>>67827185
Yeah. Tell her the tales of Rushia, Chris, and similar ones, as well as tales like Towa or Miko.

>>67827259
is it because of the bag. i dont care about whoever i marry being rich at this point-- i just want a family

>>67827335
We're in.

>>67827316
>the fact that people like rushia and chris will be ancient internet history at that point

>>67827404
Sigh...
(NTA?)

>>67827478
whats nta mean in this context

>>67827563
Not that anon, meaning your a different person than the intended recepient.

>>67827608
but im the person you replied to. oh was that what the question mark was for-- alright i get it

>>67827675
You're getting the hang of it!

>>67827791
lol thanks im learning

alright its late and i should really stop staying up til 5 am. thanks guys for keeping me company-- still a little heartbroken after tonight but ill deal with it. oyasumi

>>67827824
Glad to be of help. Who else can help other than another person left behind by society...

>>67827906
*pat pat*
Gn

>>67830045
kuro variant?

>>67830075
The guy hasn't done Kuro variant of that piece. The world needs more Kuro art though.

>>67830045
tasty looking hag ass

>>67831823
I want to massage hag feet..

>>67833543
Wifezki

Fennec live is a fuckin blast

>>67805160
>>67807804
manhandle hags

>>67835442
Fun fact, fennecs are in peak heat right arounr this time
So she’s putting her full sexual display on for you

>>67837961
I say, BRING IT.

Which hag chubba would benefit most from having a live-in manservant/butler? I believe it's Marine, personally.

>>67839683
I'm biased but I want to make sure Watame is well fed and gets a good night's sleep every night. I would also drive her to her dance lessons when convenient.

>>67837436
Cute hag elf feet

Good morning hagbros, hope you're all doing well today

>>67842388
Aye. Done with work for the day and my oshi's Sololive is just one sleep away.

>>67842603
And my kamidaioshi is guesting!

Reformatted hagsmith tonight for my mod. Looks a LOT more human

>>67820739
Oh. Oh no. Oh nonono. The Saviorfag within me is waking up.

I need to marry a hag and start a family with her immediately, I can't take it anymore bros

>>67849227
Ok but how.

>>67850051
Moving to reroll the local hag dice...

gm hagbros

>>67850051
Hoping to meet one eventually. My career will have me meeting a lot of people soon enough, so hopefully I can meet a sweet hag

>>67850539
Good morning.

>>67851587
Need hag holiday.

flat hags

>>67844993
post?

>>67851987
Love em

Lovely older women

>>67854476
hag collab hag collab (i think)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVTch1KztTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD5vU9BF6Lo

ganbare

>>67820739
So who will save her?

>>67858591
me

New hag doujin (and one cake)
https://nhentai.net/g/493875/

>>67859423
>発情期
I'm a sucker for anything involving heat cycles.

>>67859423
>hag harem
SEEEEEEEEEX

>>67859146
strange, I don't remember writing this post

>>67860344
Too late anon, there's no escaping now.

>>67859491
>>67859423
In JP:
Mio gets knocked up and bred on Day 2 of her heat
Fubuki makes it to Day 5
Korone is on Day 10
Okayu is on Day 7

>>67860517
And according to the plot there’s apparently an anon who’s job it is to control kemonomimi girl’s heats in the office when they can’t stand it anymore
So that means Mio is so pent up she could barely last a day

>>67860512
who said I planned on escaping?

>>67860631
GIWTWM

>>67860799
>ywn be assigned to the Gamers division just to plap Mio and the other Gamers senseless
>ywn talk with your new coworker about how he has it rough being assinged to HoloX because Koyori is absolutely insatiable and loves the new hires

>>67861378
Fuck having coworkers. Let me give Koyo my mayo too.

>>67861579
In that doujin every person in the divison is only assigned a talent or group of them cause it’ll drain them
You really think you can take on dozens of in heat feral women?

>>67861378
>>67861579
where's the part where I slip in a request form to only work with Mio? They can hire more workers for the others

>>67861720
I'll die trying. Koyori can cook up some performance enhancing drugs for me.

>>67861794
If PD ; PT taught me something is that Mio likes to share

>>67862201
is that a fanfic name or something?

>>67803610
Lolihag bnnuy. Nice, OP.
>>67799598
She hasn't said anything so far, but I can see her giving it a try.
>>67804428
>>67805138
>>67805160
>>67807804
They have their charm. Instead of a loli trying to act mature so she's taken seriously, we have a tiny cute hag acting doing hag things because she's truly mature and doesn't care much about looking like a loli.

>>67863239
Yeah
https://rentry.org/ogz8n

Have you been working out lately hagchad? You should be able to bridal carry your hag

>>67861836
That's a very common trope.

>>67864259
Physical labour keeps me strong but I'm currently trying to lose weight so I can keep up during those crucial endurance sex sessions.

>>67864603
Stamina is key to ensuring you survive lovemaking sessions, keep up the good work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KocBv59LWQ
Lolihag bnnuy is Gojopilled.

>>67864259
That might be pretty difficult.

i dont regularly watch hags but seeing these pictures of mio makes me wish i bought her hoodie

haganon btw

>>67869581
your hag's stream keeps desyncing....

>blogposts in /hag/
>doesn’t watch hags

>>67864259
starting a weight regiment this week. been doing mostly cardio for the past month so i’m excited

>>67872559
lol how'd you get here then?

>>67873739
i dont remember. granted it was like three days ago that i started visiting these threads-- i forget what for. i guess ive stuck around cause its easy to talk with others here

>>67872559
Lucky for you she asked Cover for a rerelease and we'll have it this year

>>67874814
NTA but when is it dropping? I don't remember if she included a date

>>67874754
that isnt to say i dont watch them. polka is my oshi but its difficult to consider her a hag

>>67874814
wow sweet

>>67871987
All the more motivation to get stronger for her

>>67874889
No release date yet, she talked about it in her lego stream or Asamio, can't remember. But she said that management gave her an ok

>>67873249
It seems fine to me.

Bashful hags are cute

>>67879354
Lui doesn't strike me as bashful.

What's the local opinion about double hags (40+)?

>>67880123
I like to think that she is outwardly confident but behind closed doors, she's still a maiden

>>67882197
40s is perfect for me bit i can go higher

>>67853013
Later once I open my laptop

>>67872713
Ohayo

>>67885692
pretty delayed ohayo lol-- are you the SEAbro

>>67882197
I wouldn't be totally opposed, but I want to have several healthy children. 40+ isn't generally what I'm looking for, but those hags still deserve love

>>67882197
Plenty of very attractive (in body and personality) women in that age range. I wouldn't marry one though, by the time I could financially support kids, she would have gone through menopause.

>>67886982
Yep, tis I.

>>67882197
My mom is around that age and it makes me feel things

>>67890819
uhhhhh anon???

>>67890885
I want to take Mio or Botan or Korone to my house, present them to my family and see their faces when they see that my wife is around the same age as my mother

>>67890613
im a genius

>>67891029
your mom is in her thirties? how old are you anon

>>67891029
>>67891381
>unironic zoomer in the thread
kek he's been enlightened early on

>>67891381
>40+
>30s
Anon?

>>67892336
Nta, I'm 23

>>67892339
wait are korone mio and botan actually over 40 i thought that was a meme

>>67892512
Very late 30s at least, notice he said around the same age

>>67892654
okay but even then theres no way anons mom is that young unless anon is genuinely a zoomer

>>67892787
or unless anons mom got it done REAL early

>>67891241
Kek
How you holding up?

>>67895475
not great but ill get over it-- now im just binging anime ive been putting off for months cause i got nothing better to do

>>67895699
I meanwhile have just booted up my hand me down laptop to maaaybe get some modding work done.

>>67853013
do-zo!

>>67892336
>>67892787
NTA, but is it really that weird for a zoomer to be a haggot?
t.18yr old zoomer

I love this 37 year old dog

>>67897573
nah, just rare. Interesting to see someone younger than me for once
t. 21 yr

>>67897902
good lawd is it big on pc

>>67897965
Anon, zoomers can go up to 26. I'm 23.
>>67892866
My mom got me on her early 20s
>>67892512
Botan almost confirmed, korone likely. To be true most of the classic hags posted here are around the same age

Just under an hour till I get to see my Sheepwife on stage.

>>67882197
Lovely hags deserving of love and cuddles

>>67899783
have fun watamate

>>67900319
I will.

damn watame concert soon but I gotta finish packing and go to sleep

>>67900359
holy moly ultra watamate

>>67901751
What does one give to have that as his POV?

>>67901845
your sanity

>>67844957
Hope you're happy.

>>67902819
Cant watch because Nihongo dekinai

>>67902878
SPWN has English options though?

>>67902915
No tix tho too

Mamarissa...

Women are like fine wine
They get better with age
‘94 and up are good years

2 months left until Pekora ripens

Hags selling out venues.

>>67906598
Annual gathering of Japan’s hagchads

>>67813060
I'm sorry to hear this. I hope that you are doing well.

>>67906752
I wish it was annual. Last Sololive was in 2021 or 2022 if you count AFA.

I wanna snuggle up with a hag
It’s been so long since I’ve been with anyone

>>67907304
Same

>>67909233
Would snap her outfit due to excessive movement (thrusting into her)

>>67911064
Aunties!

Even though most of the hags are within a 5-6 year age range as me, I still feel like they’re much older
Like I’m just as old as Marine but it doesn’t seem like it at all, maybe because I’ve never dated anyone younger than me, every girl I’ve been with has been at least 3 years older than me

>>67913412
maybe you're insecure? I sometimes feel that Im smaller and less mature than others when its really not the case

>>67904799
ENs mom really have it going on

gotta saaave

>>67917728
Made to be fucked like an onahole and cuddled afterward

>>67917997
One would assume that someone so weak would have already realized that she should cut the alcohol consumption

>>67917728
BIG BUSHY TAIL

>>67906976
thx

>>67882197
Isn't Botan around that age

>>67920348
Proof says that it's likely she already was before debuting

>>67920806
i caught a glimpse of her irl face once and yeah at this point no doubt about it

>>67922987
I'm going to breed my Friend.

thinking about kujirapasta or whatever his name is

>>67922987
Pink...

>>67922181
Imagine being in the middle of FutaMarine and FutaSora

>>67925448
Cute myon.

>>67920806
Hot

>>67927132
Koyori is a winner in my heart.