/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

rebaking

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i love my frieends on my funny little image bored

>>67870285

Day 8 of no porn.
Still don't feel any different.

I want to make an ai partner with a custom voice

>>67870756
didn't you dream about raping your sister

>>67870932
For about 4 seconds.

>>67870694
crane youre so cute would you let me drug and rape you

is it worth setting up streamlabs?

>>67871242
streamlabs as in program no. use obs
streamlabs as in donos yes. free money

Shilling my new toggle

>>67871390
pafu is so cute awww

>>67871390
Why do the boobs move so weird

so is 3rdpt fucking rura and iriya is doing nothing about it? cuckold?

>>67871390
hehe, veggie hair.

>>67871527
Wdym this is how all anime boobs move

Thank you to everyone who joined for changed!! Things are really heating up, puro is really cute...maybe we can be a little furry, as a treat :>

>>67871903
did you get hard while playing the game? i love tfplay

>>67871390
cute

>>67869318
what happened to the scissors guy?

>>67871903
You. Are. A. Rapist.

>>67872500
weak mental, tweeted something about turning into a girl or something something

>>67871430
Thank you
>>67871698
This is the cruelest crabbing I’ve ever gotten ! I’m not fricken lettuce you bully. >>67872415
Thank you

>>67872577
It's not rape if I give my consent :3

>>67871390
pafu im too shy to tell u this to ur face but u seem like a rly comforting person to be around and i rly like ur model too go white girl go...

>>67872577
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

>>67872831
okay gumpai

>>67872831
Thank you that makes me happy
>>67872935
She hates me bros it’s over

>>67871390
>>67869427

>>67873309
Silence split schizo

>>67873260
Shouldn't have made a joke in her vicinity. You have only yourself to blame.

I miss him so much...

Just waiting for the next time a image or art of me gets posted and for the split schizo to direct to wasp so I can laugh

>>67873309
why are you youing me

>>67873433
I’ve already religiously self flagellated over this, I promise to never joke around women again

>>67847732
I will publish the VOD but it's terrible due to mic quality. Please undastan.
>>67848140
>>67848815
>>67849114
Saved :)
>>67853958
Your art is adorable and emote worthy. I will try to do my best to make quality content to be deserving of it!
>>67854012
Punk me up! I appreciate being drawn in any way :)

>one stream
>70 followers
I really, really hate women.

Anon, i got that much in one stream as a male...

>>67874215
anon how the fuck did you get that in one stream you wizard

>>67874215
>>67873982
whoops

70 is basically all the active /asp/ies and viewers so most here get that after a few streams anyway unless they make a nuisance of themselves or just don't advertise

>>67873982
Technically two streams and a few collabs and a lot of networking in addition to having actual talents and skills but uh sure man.

>>67873309
Stop using my love as your schizo op thsnks

Its not fair. I goslinged for the gobby first. Meat took that from me. Why am I born cuck?

>>67874434
Skills like ovulating?

>>67874775
meat gosling'd for her while she was still viewerchan bro

>>67874827
Yeah me too

>Women don't even have to stream to get fanbases

Thank you to everyone who hopped on by to witness my despair. We will avenge Jann even if we have to make a mountain of Imps to do it

>>67874924
try having 30k twitter followers I guess bro

>>67874775
Thats nothing
>found lava from her earliest streams
>cheen cucks me
>watched rura debut
>iriya cucks me

I'm the king of loser mountain

>>67873761
I missed the stream, glad I can watch the VOD thanks

>>67874923
It's true! Look at that silver haired girl who hasn't streamed yet who has fanart already.

>>67873433
I think pafu is a good streamer, i watched her vids, i dont really want to be in the center of getting negged anymore so I try to not interact. Even if it’s a joke, i dont want to engage. I also dont think my content is for her but her content is for me though teehee

>>67875197
>I'm the king of loser mountain
No the biggest cuck here is me. I will not elaborate but if you know you know

>>67875197
>watching vtubers to find a girlfriend
yeah you really are a loser

I want to chop my penis off
I wish I was castrated at birth and forced into the military

>>67875240
But I did stream...

patchey i no longer hate you for being a rapist if youre a furry too, i love you now please post feet

>>67875485
it's not worth responding to people obviously arguing in bad faith and trying to use others as ammo to win some stupid 4chan argument, anon

>>67872238
surprisingly not! tfplay doesnt do much for me, the game appeals to very specific niches and it surprisingly manages to miss any of the things I'm actually into. its still fun as hell though and I'd rec it if you want to try it yourself! my chat loved it too, lots to riff off of/gamer moments with the bosses

>>67865358
Check out indie games and their developers' twitter pages, join their discord after streaming their games/demos and participate by actively posting there. Maybe even post a clip from your stream in said servers, talking about something from the game.
Have your contact e-mail available on your twitter page too, maybe. I know that worked for Dante in terms of sponsorships.
From doing those things, I got:
-One indie game's main VA to follow and watch/chat in some of my streams
-One free game key from one indie company which I'll stream soon

Who is the /asp/ie with the most room for improvement

>>67875767
boring you should have lied you were jacking off during your stream and i would have followed you for it

>>67875485
Don't engage with them. They've been crabbing the past few threads. Someone has been seething the past few days really about anyone doing better than them, it's getting really annoying.

>>67875847
Me

I don't like the hang on viewer depressed males we've picked up. This thread should be about people trying to be vtubers not some kind of therapy session. Nobody even watches their streams.
We all know who I'm talking about.

vocaroo prompts doko

How's the editing work for your short form content coming along, bruv? Remember it's recommended to upload at least one short a week!

>>67876447
I have no clue who you are talking about

>>67876672
If Coqui never had to do it then I don't.

>>67876672
>shorts
lol

>>67876863
Good

>>67876447
I just think it's one or two males that are mad that they're being surpassed despite starting earlier

>>67876989
Of course it's males, women succeed automatically, there is never a reason for a woman to complain about anything in this thread. Did you think saying it's males was some kind of epic ownage?

>>67876447
If they were girls you wouldn't complain because you haven't complained about the viewer girls

>>67877235
Its not about them being viewers learn to read.

>>67875847
Me because I still haven't started, can only go up from here

>>67877235
Don't all viewer girls just become chuubas? Well except Ch*** despite what she said, guess her bf prefers her isolated

Since all the men here are depressed next one that tier three subs to me I will suck your dick

>>67877622
NAME NOW!!!

>>67877669
AstroParseks

>>67877669
Its me Keitaro.

>>67877622
I'm not depressed! I root for everyone, no matter the gender. I'm above the hatred and crabbing. :)

>>67858462
thanks for stopping by.

WAGMI

>>67877722
You wish it was me

>>67877622
Same but instead I'll send you a personalized voice recording.

>>67876603
>"Aspie-kun, Ganbatte!!!"
>"Another day to write false information on /asp/, HA-HA-HA-HA!"
>"Sub 3 and I will give you a smooch :3c"
>"Uuuu Fujo please notice me Uuuu"
>"I am thinking that this is the day I will finally do it..."
>"Good morning aspies, don't kill yourself!"
/Asp/ varied repeated messages.

>>67877622
Can you tier three sub me instead? I rather that

>>67877923
https://voca.ro/1lm5VkR5tVL9

Why wouldn't you happy someone you know succeeds?

>>67876603
>TO-MAY-TOE, TO-MAH-TOE, PO-TAY-TOE, PO-TAH-TOE
>There isn't anything I wouldn't do for twenty bux!
>ugh, ough! I need assistance, Heaahh! Ughhhh. Cwuuaghh
>I wish I was winston, holy heck! I wish I could jump around and rampage all over the objective! I LOVE WINSTOOOON!
>2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>I don't much like giving money to the homeless.
>Road work ahead? Uh, yeah-- I sure hope it does!
>You're tellin' me a SHRIMP fried that rice?

>tons of my mutuals started doing palestine protests and content on their vtuber accounts
I hate this. Some of them are kind people but I don't want political shit on my timeline.

>>67877775
do you want to fuck rura's tight wet gushy meaty pussy?

>>67878576
https://voca.ro/12Ym0TS3BSo7

>>67877923
https://voca.ro/1oUnCmPIt5i4

>all the female vtubers have giant tits that jiggle retardedly

>Starting Late because tech problems
>Get this for the thread thumbnail.
Worth it.

We're playing Elite: Dangerous tonight. Finding our way to our home system.

https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry

>>67878631
Time to mute and turn off reposts!

>>67878631
skill issue. my aspie oshi is very political in a good way

what's your guys favorite time for livers to stream?

>>67879750
I'm more into watching kidneys myself

>>67878291
Don't do this to me cute eldritch boy my wallet is too light as it is

how can I get renata to sexpest me

>>67880544
Tell her your mom died

>>67880544
try reverse psychology, I hear she only sexpests people who don't want her to.

>>67880544
Let me know if you find out

Live now with more Cult of the Lamb! We off to slay some Bishops! (Again!)
https://www.twitch.tv/finbar_haughey_vtuber

>>67877775
I would buy you no homo tho :3

>>67880544
just an ikemen and gay, she will come around quickly enough

>>67880757
it's not fair it's not fucking fair

>>67880757
The pain of liking a woman who only likes gay men...

>>67880757
She likes oji-sans too though. And you don't have to be gay.

>>67880886
there are multiple paths to a victory

>>67880800
>>67880860
If you two work together there might be a way

time to kidnap the gayest ojisan here and exchange him for a date with Renata...

>>67861333
I'm adapting my release schedule, so I might have time to do it now, but I never did anything like this before, so I can make it cheap. Hit me with a discord or twitter DM.

>>67881227
Who is the gayest old man? Albert? Kankuro? Digby? Vita? Geltaran? Flandzen? 3rdPT?

>>67881707
Gelt is an old man?

>>67879332
I dont think schizo althis politics work the same

>>67881707
definitely gelt

>>67878576
https://voca.ro/1dY5vAapedRs

>>67881707
none of those are old

>>67881924
All of them are over 30, except geltaran but he is a dirty old man inside

Hello Renata, I’d like to commission some yuri art

>>67881707
Flandzen talked about cosplaying as a maid before, he is definitely the type to act all submissive so I pick him, also third worlders are small and weak.

>>67882225
Hello Renata, I’d like you to work on and finish your commissions

>>67882719
no she has to work on some moth faggot art

>>67881918
Cometcrust stream so I can simp damit

>>67878576
https://voca.ro/11EkYMntyLox

post more vocaroos i wanna say things !

>>67882719
How do you fags have internet powerful enough to upload and see images that don't look like this

>>67883057
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so l asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused

>>67882883
i'm not comet lolol

>>67882719
Hello Renata, I want you to ignore your commission art and this anon, and draw boobs in your mouth
>>67883155
I’m cooler than you

>>67883057
Don't tease me like this shvah my heart won't be able to take it

https://twitter.com/pokopokotarou1/status/1752530935944519896/photo/1
just be a girl at this point

IM WORKING ON THEM

>>67883555
Nothing against that artist but I don't like how they draw lolis. I prefer them to look a bit different. I think its the eyes but honestly its hard for me to tell what in it is off to me

>>67883778
We have you surrounded Renata. Let the ojisans out of the basement

>>67883284
https://voca.ro/1nUQBQn0dsAk
Sorry for slurring my words im drunk heh
>>67883551
Sorry anon! Just keep moving forward and I know you'll make it !

>>67884010
You will never get me

>>67881707
3rdpt

>>67884250
Is it over for me if dick got half hard and it was all tingly?

>>67884502
yeah

>>67884502
Don't lewd my cute boy ToT

>>67884635
Not lewding him, I just didn't expect my body to react...

>>67884392
All we need to do is set up a trap with some bait, its pretty easy, actually

>>67878984
*cums on you*

>>67884790
Who is going to be bait? Who offers himself?

>>67884392
draw gay old men

Reneta? In my thread? More likely than you think!

I wish someone would draw my Haru x Keitaro ship.

>>67884903
Offer? I was just gonna force them all in one spot, it would be too much for her to ignore

>>67885137
Neither of them are comfortable with that forced ship

gimme a vocaroo script too im bored

>>67885225
Where's your proof?

>>67885242


Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

>>67884392
Can you draw Iriya and crane looking at each other confused (like a mirror)

>>67885304
i had a good run
https://voca.ro/16neppWvQXvU

>>67886188
nice try anon cute voice also

>>67886188
>she actually did it

>>67886356
thank you!!! wouldve made it further but im drinking like the last person... oops

I don't trust dudes who use cutesy words like eepy and skrunkly

>>67886629
How is that last word cute, also only male I've seen using eepy is billy and he is just too cute

Hewwo asp! I hope you all having a great day, sending kissies

>>67880143
For me, it's pancreas

I wish a cute boy would give me a kiss goodnight

>>67886757
>How is that last word cute
it isn't, it's grossf

>>67886629
But I'm eepy. What can I do?

Is she redpilled?

>>67886629
how else am i supposed to lul women into a false sense of security then genius?

>>67887407
https://voca.ro/1jX8fBneLkrv

>>67887579
add an "sl" to the beginning of the word

>>67887701
Just don't be a creep and treat them like a fellow bro - but with boobs.

>>67886188
Sexo voice

>>67887407
https://voca.ro/1lakjVxJazoY

>>67887824
d e ginning e rd :(((

>>67885304
The schizo ones are really fun to read. I need more villain-esque monologues.

https://voca.ro/16HbPHCZsozb

>>67887407
Why haven't you kissed me back?

Whose streams do you think has improved over the past month or two?

>>67888488
https://voca.ro/1c7TxGfjwits

>>67887407
I kissed you three times, I refuse to do it again if you don't send me one

>>67887671
>she

>>67887875
i have to be sex incarnate or whats the point in breathing

>>67874775
what are you even yapping about dude?

do you ever feel awkward about subbing to people you've become close friends with? like with other /asp/ies it feels like basic networking or even just "cool emotes bro" but at that point there's that voice in the back of my head saying you're almost paying them to stay your friends or something

>>67888854
What were your socials again?

>>67888745
I am shy. Maybe tomorrow when I am the only person home I can give you one

>>67888768
I dont see any kayfabe breaking roommate post from him so i stand by 'she'

>>67888967
No? They are your friends stop overthinking, if you overthink every small detail like this you will go full menhera.
Gifting subs is a different matter when the numbers are huge, and it's more likely that they will misunderstand your intentions.

>>67889139
Do like I did and sneak into your bathroom to send a smooch

>>67887407
https://voca.ro/18iLPDua8Rpw

>>67889291
Vita, you make it hard to treat you the same way with all this.

>>67889139
if you cant bring yourself to give good night kisses to one (1) random anon how are you supposed to present yourself as a cute anime boy to the masses, take pride in your cringe and harness it

>>67889413
I'll be honest, after finding out that the new people think I'm actually gay I stopped caring about explaining that I'm actually joking, it's hard to explain that sort of stuff when they only get to read my posts and chat messages and it doesn't help that other chuubas joke around saying that I'm gay too lmao
At the end of the day I'm just fooling around and none of this will chase me out of this site because I'm not using this identity outside of here

>>67889941
I used the wrong word there, not "chase me out" but "follow me out"

Daily reminder that our dear mining wizard Geltaran obliterated vita with a yakuman

>>67890198
That's why mahjong is under maintenance, they are punishing everyone because geltaran cheated

Even though Andy now loves to jong, I will not yield to the jonger menace.

>>67888020
WHO IS THIS BOY? WHERE IS GAY SCHIZO WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

>>67890361
Everyone falls, no matter how normie or autistic they are.

>>67890433
It's comet

>>67889029
i'm half joking, i'm not a lewdtuber, but i like to be hot and cute (@pittiepitohui)
i'm classy. jazz singing bird

>>67890433
https://voca.ro/1eg90pV4gfiB i'm not comet, i'm not camui i'm just. me.

>>67890433
Jignxcord

daiya in a thong or a jockstrap??

>>67890769
thong for sure

>>67890693
love the autism, you should start streaming

>>67891051
https://voca.ro/1gBVH2DTBV5g

>>67891209
i love you

>>67887407
I hope to see you tomorrow, so I may kiss you again

https://voca.ro/1asDMvTG4jDc

>>67875829
>I know that worked for Dante in terms of sponsorships.
It did what?

>>67887407
>>67888020
>>67888488
>>67888658
>>67888745
>>67889139
>>67889291
>>67889381
>>67889636
>>67891260

feel like maybe his left leg is a little too skiny :<<<

>>67891662
there is nothing horny about kissing the homies goodnight you porn brained degenerate, its like a bro job, or charging your JO crystal

>>67891662
I'm sorry, but what the fuck is this model?

>>67891662
https://voca.ro/160tNZHZwBva

>>67891662
Little overcooked design wise but would

>>67891853
now this is quality schizo content

>>67891801
That is the dipper man Rin Wasabi

>>67891687
the outside looks right, but the inside looks like it ends too early

>>67891687
hehehehehe

>>67892216
what does he dip and what does he dip it in

>>67892095
you want schizo, i'll give you schizo.

>>67892407
https://voca.ro/1nak0nIX2zAa forgot the fucking vocaroo

>>67892274
go to sleep rena

every so often I forget rin was an actual person and not just a word to describe every schizo

>>67892274
draw old man yaoi please

>Got T8 days ago
>BlazBlue Entropy Effect came out
>FF Pixel Remaster collection on sale
be strong, wallet-chama. It'll be over soon.

>>67892407
>>67892482
10/10 I was actually questioning my own sanity listening to this

>>67892556

>>67892753
okay one more goofy vocaroo. .https://voca.ro/1iXF07jZr2ZK

>>67892482
I BEG you to read the denpa and gumpai smut by mana: >>/vt/thread/67748067#p67772820 PLEASE WOLFUSSY PLEASE PLEASEEE

>>67893130
hey camui
https://voca.ro/13RUEsgMuBrL

strohmans

https://www.twitch.tv/camuich Half Life 1 (first time)
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis - jong (do not support jong, do not play jong, do not like jong)
https://www.twitch.tv/scege - Tekken 8 (currently customizing)
https://www.twitch.tv/acewindfallch - Arknights (gameplay)
https://www.twitch.tv/mumkeydee - banjo kazooey
https://www.twitch.tv/berialryuuta - The Last Faith - a metroidvania or some shit I dunno. The main character looks cool.
https://www.twitch.tv/chaosfoundry - Elite Dangerous

Is Wizhatt an aspie? He's playing Fallout: New Vegas right now.

>>67893235
You still call me C*mui you fucking bitchy himbo you take advantage of my lack of courage to discredit my love for you I CANT EVEN GET MAD IM SORRY FOR NOT BEING MORE BRAVE I WILL STOP BEING SO SAD I JUST WANTED TO LOVE YOU AND TO HEAR YOUR VOICE PLEASE STREAAAM

>>67893456
https://voca.ro/1HkfXKMnF7iK hey hey hey calm down fella look at this fish image

Meat, mix both vtubing and meme worlds a little bit more, and you will start funneling that always growing account into what you wanted, it might take some days and a few dozen of memes to swap to that type of content pleasantly, but it will finally give those numbers you had been searching so much. Belive me bro, do it.

>>67893050
WHO ARE YOU? POST LINKS

>>67893835
Lmao fine fine. i haven't been streaming much due to my clinical depression but here
https://www.twitch.tv/claudettevt

>>67893835
https://www.twitch.tv/claudettevt and @PineappleWolf_ and GreenTreeSnake_

>>67893932
Feel better ClaudetteVT.

>>67893997
Alright alright one final message these are really fun to make lmao goodnight i love you all and remember i am watching.

>>67889165
maybe listen to the ONLY video that has been posted and then come back and tell what you hear

>>67894172
>i forgot the vocaroo again
God fucking damnit lmao
https://voca.ro/1eYTGOhePzVC

https://voca.ro/1fN3iz1otjlS

>>67894412
how did you know

What's the meta now then? An aussie/euro pink loli sheep that plays jong, fighting, and retro games, does ASMR, and also owns a gun?

>>67894412
https://voca.ro/14D67yfPVL7d
okay last one for real LMAO

>>67894412
I am only gay for you Gumpai

>>67894412
Then FUCK ME TO NOT MAKE ME GAY ANYMORE, I DARE YOU

>>67894412
Can you say this in your womanly mommy voice instead?

>>67894656
https://voca.ro/11AXbJNaou7n I can’t go lower

>>67893835
Relax groomer

Vtubers?

>>67894803
In the /soc/ thread?

>>67894412
Opinion on >>67893130? I put some thought onto making it.

>>67894199
Yes. and it's no different to the other hundred babis i followed

>>67894920
idk smut is cringe, i just read nice drawn NTR in my free time

>>67894920
Begging people to read your smut is cringe.

>>67894951
babifags get the rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8X3xTPchmc

thumbs up pls

>>67895206
Cry about it
https://youtu.be/4pArupU1Tf4

>>67891687
das all i have in me im going out for a glizzy, ill finish this later

Would you trust Digby to protect your computer?

>>67895262
bros got 500 videos and only 82 subs damn

>>67895318
Why is digbys growth struggling so much?

When will we see someone collab with white digby

Renata when will you draw Ainslie

>>67895656
When will you become a positive contributor to the community?

Suraya x Scout babi mapfag collab when

What tags should I use to promote my debut besides #Vtuber, #EnVtuber, #VtuberEn, and #VtuberDebut?

>>67896322
#VtuberUprising

>>67896322
#hololive #nijisanji

>>67896350
I will instantly block anyone who uses this shitass secondary tourist tag

>>67896047
Who do you think I am

>>67896581
Banana verse nigga

>>67896350
Tried this tag and I get almost no views from it.

Would you get banned from Twitch for singing Filthy Frank songs?

>>67897255
No but don't publish vod without stripping audio

>>67861855
I honestly forgot to hit post on a message I had pretyped for when I went live
>>67861697
It is what it is. Numbers brainrot is a thing I am deeply terrified of.

I'll try remember to post here when I go tomorrow with more Apollo Justice Trilogy.

>>67897330
is getting your vod muted that bad?

Do people actually watch vods?
...Should I have a youtube channel for vods?

>>67895262
cool stuff, i wish i was more patient for stealth games

>>67893932
>>67894172
luv u, claudie.

hey /asp/
I am 6ft tall
I got dad bod
I got a beard and long hair
basically look like a swashbuckler/viking
and I shit loud
would any girl in here play games with me?

>>67896581
asps called me denpa, it is a silly place

>>67897922
Are....are you me?

>>67897922
Get a cute girl model

>>67897922
yes.

I am not a girl tho

>>67898043
>be /asp/
>told male anons to be cute girl
>gets mad when they get babi debuts

I found the perfect model for me on booth for just $2

>>67858291
I can't believe I completely missed the last thread... Thank you so much! I look so adorably miserable :3

>>67899113
Hey dats me!!!

>>67894412
Love you gumpy

>>67894743
Hello Lava.

Kuku new model reveal

>>67899812
Mond draw that?

>>67900466
Monds mama yeah

>>67871554
3rdpt is gay isn’t he?

name a kool vchuuba

>>67901211
Nikola

>>67901211
Tornkite or Manasong

>>67901211
Haru

>>67899812
he leeches as easily as he breathes

>>67899812
Dude is pushing forty

>>67899812
Adorable!!!

>>67898417
Babi love!!!

>>67902900
If you love babis so much, name 5 /asp/ie babis.

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>>67903456
they're all coming out as trans girls........

>>67895318
I’m sorry Digby but as a real leet hacker bro wanted in multiple countries I use incognito mode