/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

Where is Selen?

>>67868992
Dead

>>67868992
watching Gura probably

Graduate everyone below Bae.

First time watching Gura, is she always this retarded? It's triggering

oh no no no numberbros.
>The number of VTuber fans is on the decline. Why?
https://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/2401/30/news181.html
https://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/2401/30/news181.html
https://www.itmedia.co.jp/news/articles/2401/30/news181.html

>>67868992
with me

26k dooooryaaaaa

Sex with Gooba, Sex with IRyS followed by Sex with Mooms

>>67869038
we love retards here

26k dorya btw

which holoENs and nijiENs love blue archive?

Well this stream is on a similar pace to her last poppy stream

is the Moom stream a rebroadcast?

>not even 30k
no, I'm not a nijinigger who's oshi is a 3k shitter

26k SORYA!!!

Tonight's botting target. He has to pull out the big bucks again, 40k required to solidly beat Irys outfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F8Z7MngZCs

>>67869083
Bijou said she loves Hina

>>67869086
yes. you can safely go to sleep before it starts.

>>67869115
kys botnigger

>>67869104
t. Nijinigger whose oshi is a 2k shitter

>>67868992
Nijisanji where she belongs

>>67869044
I sure love data without context.

Probably the wrong time to ask, but where the hell is the jester? I haven’t seen him stream in weeks.

>>67869018
nah graduate bae too

26k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67869083
Gura at least likes Cherino since she got the mustache idea from her

>>67869086
Obviously not if you saw the previous

>>67869083
Biboo likes Hina, the best girl.

IRyS gold today.

>>67869183
Kikek seethe

>>67868852
Mumei isn't back.
She has this stream, a re-do because her PC shat itself during the one million endurance karaoke, and one collab in February.
That's it.

>>67869161
I'm not the bonigger, just calling his shit out ahead of time. There are many who try to larp that he has nothing against Irys/Fauna when that's one of the main reasons he bots

>>67869083
https://files.catbox.moe/7mee4i.mp4

>lagging behind both her last palworld stream and her first poppy playtime stream
it's over

>>67869183
we love Bae and her rapeable body here

>>67869038
Welcome to the Gura experience for anyone who isn’t a chumbud. We’ve been dealing with this for over three years.

>>67869083
whatever they paid for this, it wasn't enough

>>67869115
Irys is gonna get overlapped by Gura and she won’t even get 30k. I’m actually expecting sub 20k for the shitphilim

>>67869018
>4 person collab
>mixer buff
>wilson
This is just...
I mean, it's bad enough that they can't even beat superchat readings, but WILSON?

>>67869178
Dealing with health issues. Also talked about it on his rm account.

Gura's last return/horror game buff. For anyone coping. Took an hour to get 20k

A win for Gura is a win for Hololive.

26000 DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67869104
>t. Nijinigger whose oshi is a 3 view shitter

KILL MIDROLL ADS KILL MIDROLL ADS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>what does the world need more of
>girls

>>67869233
This but because she's Gura.

>Bae sub 2k
potential bros...

>>67869044
Schizo article. Nijisanji/NijiEN tainting the data.

Did she not fix the ads? That was quite a drop

https://youtu.be/olgAt2bKLME
https://youtu.be/olgAt2bKLME
https://youtu.be/olgAt2bKLME
It's up

>BOYS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>67869314
HoloEarth....

>>67868930
/#/ is a cunny general.

This is just Rapture for children...

Well Gura didn't remember to disable mid-roll ads

>marvel sponsorship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm5AShECJyc
Pippa hit the big time.

What's with the botted /#/ thread?

So susan hardcapped EN so bad back in 2022-2023 huh?

>>67869188
I saw the previous. She sang a decent amount of songs and hit 1 million subs. Sure, there was like a 45 minute rant about OBS being retarded and her model lagging a little bit but I'm not sure why it would need a 2nd karaoke stream so soon.

>>67869346
She doesnt care

>>67869378
Mutsuki my onahole

27k DOOOORRRYAAAA

>>67869454
Moomtism

>>67869351
Riku... You let them go and this is what you get.

>>67869018
Man, that's one of the lowest EN superchat readings ever. Guess all isn't perfect even with culls gone.

>>67869390
This actually feels much more unsettling than the last 2 chapters.

>>67869346
You need to qte to disband it I think?

27k TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>67869390
NO PARENTS OR BEDTIME, ONLY PLAY

GURA'S CCV TO THE MOOOOOON !

>>67869326
What?

>>67869507
overlap hell

>>67869115
The latest strat was Biboo to try and force Gura vs biboo

Minions mentioned!

>>67869274
>last return
Didn't Gura stream like all of Advent's debut week, every day?

>>67869510
The part that's upsetting me is that the train was already going down really far, but the game just keeps taking you deeper and deeper into the Earth.

27k SORYA!!!

Wait a minute this is just bioshock but Disney

>>67869274
Some of gura's big streams would still be verifying views when she ended. That shit was so fucked before.

>Gura viewers bleeding out the arsehole with every stream.
>40k
>30k
You are here now
>20k
Ara-ara

>>67869346
Her manager needs to do it for her.

im already bored

>>67869627
chu chu chu chu

>>67869390
Out of all the baby horror games this one is probably the best, alot of care put into it

>>67869417
>>67869346
If gura knew that ad rolls are causing a drop in her CCV, she'd spam those

>>67869454
>but I'm not sure why it would need a 2nd karaoke stream so soon.
You have never watched Mumei before that stream have you

>>67869627
plap chu plap chu
chu chu plap
plap chu
plap chu
plap chu plap plap!

>>67869351
thumbnail should have been a milk carton with a "Have you seen this VTuber" message on it

>>67869533
there is a channel setting. She needs to toggle it to manual mode.
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7385599?sjid=12707076861238384205-NC

>>67869658
>europoors
>making the most braindead posts every thread
Name a more iconic duo

Kill midroll ads. Behead midroll ads. Roundhouse kick a midroll ad into the concrete. Slam dunk new midroll ads into the trashcan. Crucify filthy midroll ads. Defecate in a midroll ad. Launch midroll ads into the sun. Stir fry midroll ads in a wok. Toss midroll ads into active volcanoes. Urinate into a midroll ad spawnroom. Judo throw midroll ads into a wood chipper.

>>67869260
Gura MIGHT end by that time though?

>>67869346
Pay up piggy she needs your money to pay for her kids (yes they are mine)

>I AM THE RULES

>>67869658
kys dogfucker

>>67869669

>>67869115
are you sure they'll bot something that could beat their JP bots?

28k get

>>67869669
Yeah idk wtf so special about her. You can find more than a handful of indies who does what she does easily.

>>67869658
HOLO VS HOLO! JP VS EN! ONLY THE TRUE HOLOFAG UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING THIS DECADE OLD TRADITION! WHERE THE FUCK IS TEMPISS 4, YAGOO?

>>67869351
theyre waiting

>>67869760
how does she do it?

>>67869426
I've watched girls with ~40 average ccv get Marvel Snap sponsored streams

>>67869735
>Implying I'm not using ublock origin
huahaha

>>67869609
Well apparently "return" buffs last entire weeks so what's the problem?

I love Mumei so much

>>67869708
i can already foresee its going to be trash

>>67869627
CHU CHU CHU PLAPPY CHU CHU SMOOTH CUNNY CHU

Where's fauna???

>>67869733
No she won’t, she is retarded and will take like 4 hrs to complete this

>>67869658
Miko had less viewer engagement than Biboo lmao

another ez 30k incoming for the shark

>>67869724
>name a more iconic duo
Chumbuds & Stockholm syndrome

>>67869274
Look at that waiting room, would easily be 30k+ now

28K DOOORYYAAA

>「My Dearest」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover) *new*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxZeLM9rx7s
>「DAYBREAK FRONTLINE」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>「名前のない怪物」 - 音乃瀬奏 (cover)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

there has to be better horror games

>>67869758
>>67869669
30k viewers are bored, yeah right. Two-views still think they can imitate or be a better Gura kek

>>67869314
>>what does the world need more of
>>girls
You forgot to add
Gura: "Girls"

>>67869800
It’s like the pebbles bragging about the Sponosrship Biboo got when Flayon also got it.

>>67869760
>Biboo
Bahahaah look how she's fallen

>>67869831
dead

Shitposts seriously are gonna have to making
>n-not even 30k
Posts from now on lmao. This girl went from 14-20k to this.

>>67869260
Ennacuck

>>67869901
Ironically, better horror games are numbers poison.

>>67869654
never4getti the 90somethingK 3D live that was still inclining on the endcard

7k to go until this stream can be considered a success!

>>67869044
This kids, is a prime example of "twisting the data without context to push an agenda".

>Gura is going to hit a higher peak than her first poppy stream
Sister your response?

>>67869923
We don't need more girls

>>67869831
my bed

Can someone tell me what Micheal cat's numbers have been since she's streaming again and the SC's as well?

>>67869922
The game hasn't been scary yet, gura's doing her best to hype it up as scary though

faith was the only good horror game gura played

>>67869760
It's so hard to breathe up here.

>>67869260
Aloupeeps = aloucuck

How many newfags are here? Holostreams don't tend to peak this soon.

>>67869378
Mutsuki you goddam semen demon

Do you think Mori aware on Gura's CCV?

>>67869348
Who is nr 5?

>>67869958
She still has return buff retard. That will go away soon, she already losing more and more every stream

>>67870023
Ah ah ah

>>67869831
Eating my meat

>me into Ame's ear on the discord sleepover

Gura and Ame had a discord sleepover? WTF is that?

GURA HAS DISCORD SLEEPOVER SEX WITH AMELIA WATSONNN AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

28k SORYA!!!

wait are gurame discord sleepovers a normal thing?

AME MENTION

>>67870023
Why she betrays the Pokelord? NO MORE METRONOME TOURNAMENTS!

>>67869708
18k

>>67870023
Easy Pekora Gold.

you know whats better? gura playing gartic phone with them instead

Shouganainaaaa
I will watch fauna yesterday minecraft vod again then

>>67870023
Let's gooooo, Return of the Queen

>>67870023
PALKINO

>>67870051
and then what? She will still body everything, everytime. I don't get the salt.

>>67869901
None of the holos are big brained enough for Martian Gothic.

>>67869958
It actually might not reach 30k. It just released today, so a big chunk of people might not watch this until they play the game for themselves. It's not likely, but it's possible.

>>67870023
Pekora's thumbnail game is still the best, show me someone better?

>>67870156
Unironicall, good. I've never liked them.

>>67870051
>She still has return buff retard.
For 8 days? For the 5th stream?
Really nigger? Also she hasn't lost fucking shit, she's on track to get exactly the same numbers range as yesterday.

>>67869758
Not beating the seething 2view accusations anon

>GuraAme Discord sex is canon
Rrat peddlers lost.

>>67870023
GOLD

>>67870023
great, overlapping the shit out of the purple cunny PEKO!

>>67869992
>vesper surrounded by mooms, gura, kanata and ina
Dude could not be anymore obvious

>>67870167
*rapes*

>>67869831
Gonna watch Gura and IRyS, then masturbate to Mooms

I can't believe Gura just casually revealed the existence of Gurame discord sessions in bed.

>>67870023
Kek. Shark will be absolutely mogged and demolished. This will be easy 60k ccv with 1M views VOD

>>67870023
DORYAAA

Schizochama's discord newest tactic, something is about to drop

>>67870023
Should Pekora really be showing off her pits like that? It's indecent.

>AmeSame discord sleepover
THEY ARE

>>67870051
>last two streams were both over 30k and within 600ccv of each other.
try again sister

>>67870204
Miko.
Gura's thumbnail game is also top tier.

>>67870264

>>67869992
The vampfag attracted some of the most annoying motherfuckers into the fanbase

>>67870204
Looks the same as 90% of Holo thumbnails

>>67869901
This is all that you can get from the horror genre in video games these days

>>67870133
When they game or talk all night and fall asleep talking to each other

Am I crazy to think Pekora will get 80k CCV for her first Palworld?

29k DORYAAAA

29k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67869831
Watching gura with us

>>67870193
It's at 29k anonchama
Come on, stop setting up bad grudge posts

29k DOOORRRYYAAAA

29k Doryaaaaaa

29k dorya

>>67870262
Gurame doubters BTFO, rrat peddlers BTFO.

shark is just too strong

>>67870276
Many a weak-minded fool has been driven to insanity by #

>>67870023
LETS GOOOOOO

>>67870296
KEK

WHY WONT SHE RECLINE

>>67870356
they've had sex

>>67870361
It'll very heavily depend on who else is streaming and what at the same time. She'll definitely get at least 30k though.

>>67870023
PALGODS WON

>>67870361
Yes, it’s already starting to lose FOTM power

>>67870296
KEK
Saved and please be next thread

>>67870204
Gura has the best thumbnails, her brainrot works perfectly with them. Peko's looks generic

>>67870472
yeah, with me

>>67870463
return buff over soon friend trust the process

>not even 30k

Will she be able to reach 30k before the Advent Anniversary starts?

>>67870361
No!
First Palworld is super mega buff, add return buff, and also everyone already playing Palworld so they want to see Pekora reaction

>>67869992
>just hope the rest of the subreddit shares this sentiment
草草草

>>67870112
>>67870115
>>67870120
>>67870133
>>67870153
So thats why Gura is healed. ERP discord sex. GG Watson

It's kind of insane how big an impact the verification fix has had on Gura's numbers

>>67870361
If she does something interesting yes, if she just log in and play normally then nah but probably 50k

>>67869083
Nijis aren't allowed to publicly like Blue Archive in EN.
Source: The one that left and then instantly started posting about Blue Archive cunny

>>67869958
I thought the
>n-not even 15k
For Fauna was bad enough. Is it really over for Grim posters?

>Gura will overlap Irys oufit reveal
>Peko will overlap Laplus outfit reveal
They are

29k doryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

>Majority of Chumbuds are also Pebblephiles.
>Most Chumbuds are also Advent-viewers

>>67870361
return buff+first palworld yeah

>>67870472
Yeah with me

>>67870567
They are blue!

>>67870511
which one fucked your ass?

Can we get 30k before advent starts?

>>67870246
Get out

>>67870567
IRyS will be sub-20 and Laplus will hit 60k.

>>67870567
Everyone's overlapping IRyS outfit reveal. She just straight up picked the wrong day to do it.

>29.7k
oh no no grimbros don't look

>>67870567
cutthroat

>>67870626
Last time i checked only gura has a cock

>>67870567

https://reddit.com/comments/1aeo4sp
The thread is still up BTW

>>67870567
Egomaniacs

>>67870598
a .1 different between pebbles and ruffians is basically the same exact number, anonchama.

>>67870679
Mumei does too.

>>67870542
Well it was already apparent that ENs that got higher numbers got bigger boosts. Fauna was seemingly the biggest benefactor before Gura, and Mumei will probably also see a similar jump

>>67870598
Now you know why she overlapped Advents during their debut week??? Adventrix can KNEEL now

30k soon
unless neal fucks with it somehow

>>67870167
You should watch her Starfield vod, it's very close to 300k

My retarded rrat: Gurarium boosted Gura's mindshare and ccv.

>>67870598
Pebbles and ruffians are shared with almost everyone else

>>67870761
He already fucked it up by auto enabling midroll ads.

stop blue balling me shork

>>67870598
Sisters...your schizo deflections...

>>67870598
I like cunny, yes

>>67870748
Yeah, but it was like 20% for most others, while a lot of it is also the buff content, Gura has gone from 20k on buff streams to a consistent 30k range.

>yippie
Someone's been watching Elira.

>>67870598
>not unsubbing from bijoe once the real deal is back
lmao

>>67870853
BASED!

>>67870567
I thought Laplus had Pekora's blessing?

>>67870853

this isnt even horror

>>67870246
God damn it risu, I thought we talked about this

>67870853
Filtered.

>>67870799
She's not even shilling Gurarium anymore bar that single mention in the very first Palworld stream. I bet Gurarium sucks, that's why she did the very minimum

>>67870799
the sea creatures all watch her now too

>>67870830
Where the hell are the kronii fans at?

>>67870719
>2.3k updoots
do they not have mods?

Gura's numbers pre uncull
>Giga buff games 20-24k
>Buff games 17-20k
>Neutral games 15-17k
>Debuff shit 13-15k

Calling it, now it will look like this:
>Giga buff games 25-32k
>Buff games 20-25k
>Neutral 17-20k
>Debuff 15k-17k

>>67870023
terrariabros.... our response??

scarle just posted a video of the inside of her throat
also she sounds much better

>pomu leaves nijien
>starts drooling over cunny

>>67870854
It's almost like the vocal schizos on 4ch are the minority. Crazy huh?

>>67870924
She just started streaming again, vrabi chat data is only for the last 30 days.

>>67870853
Diamond City Lights? What is that?

>>67870919
Yep I bet it was flop too kek

AIEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GETTING EDGED

>>67870853
He said it again!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ESmXxx9ajJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKQMPJw8jGU&t=35s

>>67870156
Nintendo kneels to Pekora

Do you think nip management regrets not picking up the twins?

>le sub-30k shark

>>67870966
Proof?

>>67870961
Shamelessly leeching salami

>>67870919
Anon, all the merch is sold out...

>>67871001

>>67871003

>>67870954
If they had anyone who could read English they wouldn't be in this situation

>>67869044
>male vtubers are down
For the most part, female vtubers have stagnated or grown while most male vtubers, particularly the English-speaking ones have nose-dived into the Mariana Trench.

* FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN *
>01/30 TALLY:
30,993: Gura (Hololive) | Palworld
24,378: FuwaMoco (Hololive) | FuwaMoco Morning
12,308: Amelia (Hololive) | Palworld
11,818: IRyS (Hololive) | Palworld
11,272: Bijou (Hololive) | Palworld
10,947: Fauna (Hololive) | Minecraft
7,322: Bijou (Hololive) | Sekiro
7,301: Nerissa (Hololive) | Stardew Valley
5,371: Mori (Hololive) | Palworld
5,204: Kronii (Hololive) | Storyteller


>EN GOLDS FOR JANUARY 2024
1) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 26,058 - New Year's Unarchived Karaoke
2) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 13,177 - FuwaMoco Morning
3) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 21,158 - Lethal Company Advent Collab
4) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 32,113 - FuwaMoco Morning
5) Rosemi (Nijisanji) - 22,528 - New Outfit Reveal
6) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 59,273 - New Outfit Reveal
7) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 28,520 - Mario Kart Tournament
8) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 35,578 - Mario Kart Tournament
9) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 19,729 - FuwaMoco Morning
10) Mumei (Hololive) - 44,119 - Karaoke + Announcement
11) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 21,257 - FuwaMoco Morning
12) Nerissa (Hololive) - 12,036 - Unarchived Karaoke w/ Kiara
13) Amelia (Hololive) - 23,638 - Unarchived Karaoke
14) Meloco (Nijisanji) - 22,527 - Among Us Collab w/ Pizza Gang
15) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 19,910 - Lethal Company Collab
16) Pomu (Nijisanji) - 19,465 - Final Unarchived Karaoke
17) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 15,569 - Kanon Watchalong
18) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 22,926 - Kanon Watchalong
19) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 25,498 - Palworld Collab w/ Advent
20) Nerissa (Hololive) - 50,592 - Unarchived Advent Karaoke Relay
21) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 19,190 - Thief Simulator 2
22) Bijou (Hololive) - 14,193 - Palworld
23) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 39,218 - FuwaMoco Morning
24) Bijou (Hololive) - 26,888 - Granblue Fantasy: Relink Sponsored Stream
25) Gura (Hololive) - 48,089 - Palworld
26) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 40,970 - Palworld
27) FuwaMoco (Hololive) - 22,020 - Backrooms Collab w/ Advent
28) Bijou (Hololive) - 35,333 - Palworld
29) Nerissa (Hololive) - 17,814 - Mario Party Superstars w/ Family
30) Gura (Hololive) - 30,993 - Palworld

>PER COMPANY
27x: Hololive
3x: Nijisanji

>PER STREAMER
17x: FuwaMoco
3x: Bijou, Nerissa
2x: Gura
1x: Amelia, Rosemi, Meloco, Mumei, Pomu

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
102p: FuwaMoco
38p: Bijou
19p: Nerissa
16p: Fauna
13p: Gura, Pomu
11p: Amelia, Baelz
8p: Ina, Mumei
5p: Meloco, Rosemi, Shiori
4p: Luca, Mori
3p: Hololive, Kotoka
1p: Kronii, Regis

Man being a HoloEN must be exhausting these days.

>>67871003
Every merch still sold out, so no

>>67868930

>>67870919
God yeah can't imagine why she's not constantly shilling an aquarium in Japan to her US viewers

30K DORYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Effortless 30,000 concurrent viewers for same-chan

30k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAA

30K DOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYAAAAAAA

30K DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

30k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

30K DORYAAAAA

>>67870361
easily the biggest ccv of Palworld

30K DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As a Advent hater, i love gura so much bros
Not only she purposely overlap their debut
Now they overlapping their 6th month aniv
You know what funnier
Gooba > flopvent

30k akkorrrryaaaaaaaaaa

30k SORYA!!!

>>67871034
https://files.catbox.moe/7mee4i.mp4
Had to censor herself before so the nijisisters wouldn't cancel her like zaion

>>67870919
She's the anti-kiara. She only does the required amount of shilling. If you miss it you'd never know from her.

30k Dorya. New floor for shark?

>wahoo
Someone's been watching Mario.

>>67871032
>le sub-30k sha-ACK!
DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67871033
Not allowed in any case. Racial purity.

>>67869988
So, same as /#/?

Wait, do chihiro, niji apex girl, do a graduation stream?

>>67871042
Cover is losing money with that

30k

30k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67871120

>>67871105
>b-b-but it is the b-buff.. t-trust the process

>>67870204
Pekora's thumbnail for Shawshank Redemption watchalong stream is still my favorite

>>67870847
Gura has also only played pure FOTM stuff so far, so she’s also getting a boost from that.

>dorya-ing 1/3 of what pekora will get later today
come on, now. 30k is the new 10k.

>>67870799
Yeah all the fish in the Gurarium now tune in to her streams

>>67871003
>one minute cooldown
stop replying to yourself aloucuck

BACK
TO BACK
TO BACK
TO BACK
30K STREAMS
KNEEL UNTIL YOUR KNEES CRACK AND SHATTER

>>67871135
spat my drink

30k yippie

>>67871033
They'd be less popular with JP fans if they were in HoloJP

Lol I guess Elira because her new oshi while ok her break

>>67871064
Thats expected, vtubing isnt the cool thing anymore. and twitch whores have made it literally the same as fleshstreamers, the only sights of originality are on cover thanks to the idol addon.

>It's like Deep Rock
Gura has dwarven brainrot

>>67871042
>Gura caused cover to go bankrupt

DOUBLE DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gura 30K and Bae 2K

>>67870719
KEK

>>67871135
KEK

>Gura having 30k+ stream back to back
This is Gura's real number.

>dorya-ing 1/3 of what pekora will get later today
come on, now. 30k is the new 10k.

>>67871042
>sold out before January has even ended
>still the rest of February to go

>another 30k

The shitposting is getting very desperate

>>67871067
That's one hell of a meaty tally for the shear amount of overlap yesterday

>>67871298
Nice post Ennacuck. Good Job.

>>67871280
Dragoons have had ENOUGH

>>67871155
>>67871267
Oh nyo...
Still one of the most brain-numbing memes to have come out of /#/

>>67871120
Gawr Gura is the best thing to happen to HoloEN in its entire history. She's single-handedly turned Hololive into something that can be enjoyed by people who don't even like VTubers or anime, and has completely redefined how successful a vtuber can become through her own innovation, charisma, and hard work. People who hate on Gura are either incredibly jealous of her success or just don't understand what makes her so special.

BAU BAU PHONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F8Z7MngZCs

>>67871154
No, she didn't want to.

>bleeding like a stuck pig

>>67871298
oh man I'm here only to read the cope, it's so good.

>>67870023
100k

>>67871326
I think the thing that surprised me the most is that it was a pure Holo tally.
Like, fuck dude, it almost wasn't!

>>67871220
I will doryaaaa Goob's 30k, and I will doryaaaa Peko's numbers later too. I love Hololive.

>>67871067
>Advent to 1-2-3 the tally points
Golden gen.

>>67871398
doesn't matter hit the 30k

>>67871298
>>67871220
Ennacuck your bot broke

>>67871220
>Expecting ENsharts especially chumkek variant to argue in good faith

I love Gura
I love Mumei
I love Fauna
I love Advent

>>67871280
ohnonononono they are waking up sisters

Well, time to overlap hell

>>67871472
& IRyS!

>>67871441
for a second. it doesn't count unless she can hold it for at least an hour.

>>67871120
We love all the girls here.

>>67870567
>>Peko will overlap Laplus outfit reveal
Fucking rude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
SOON

>>67871509
Lmao the cope

>>67871385
Niji akatsuki only grows stronger >:3

BAU BAU

>>67871120
So true sister! This Advent vs Gura narrative is so good, holofags are tooooooooooooooooootally buying into it

>>67871472
It's SNORyS and Advent

>>67871433
>golden gen is entirely botted
Grim

>>67870112
>>67870115
>>67870120
YOU GUYS TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY, YOU CALLED ME A SCHIZO YOU CALLED ME A FAGGOT BUT NO NO NO NOOOO I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG I'VE WAITED AN ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF FOR THIS THEY ARE FINALLLY GONNA HAVE SEXXXXXXXXXXX FOR REAL THIS TIME FUCK ALL THE DOUBTERS FUCK ALL OF YOU BECAUSE AME AND GURA IS GONNA HAVE SEXXXXXX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

https://vocaroo.com/1byaRXKVxxhX

SO YESTERDAY WE CONFIRMED THAT EVERYONE IS HERE

THEY PROBABLY SEE OUR POSTS THAT BOTH OF THEM NEEDS TO MOVE TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO ACTUALLY DO IT.
WHY? BECAUSE IT KILLS TWO BIRDS IN ONE STONE, AME GETS HER SHITTY INTERNET FIXED AND GURA WILL NOT BE LONELY ANYMORE.

I HAVE ACTUAL PROOFS FOR THIS
>GURA TAKING TOO MUCH TIME ON UPDATING HER SCHEDULE
WHY? BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE MOST TIME TO PLAN HER SCHEDULES AND SHE ALSO NEEDS TIME TO PREPARE TO MOVE SINCE SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS MOVING TO AME'S STATE
>INA TALKING ABOUT GURA AND AME'S SLEEPOVER
WHY WOULD A GURAME SLEEPOVER COMES TO FIRST TO INA'S MIND WHEN TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING HABITS? ITS BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM ASKED INA TO MOVE WITH THEM BUT INA REFUSED. SHE REMEMBERED THAT PROPOSAL DURING THE COLLAB AND IS NOW FORESHADOWING IT.
>GURA CANCELLING HER TARANTULAS AND AME CANCELLING HER FISHIES
IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVING TOGETHER AND YOU FAGS ARE TOO DENSE TOO NOTICE IT
>AME CHANGING HER BANNER AT THE SAME DAY SHE SAID SHE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER BANK
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE CHANGED HER BANNER ON TO SOMETHING THAT AS IF SHE AND GURA ARE LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE WHY? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ALWAYS HER PLAN IS, SHE WANTS TO LIVE WITH GURA SO BAD THAT SHE IS ALREADY PROJECTING IT ON HER TWITTER BANNER. IT IS NOT SOME CORPORATE SHILLING LIKE TAKAMORI, SHE IS JUST GENUINELY IN LOVE WITH GURA AND JUST OVERLY EXCITED TO MOVE IN WITH HER.

>SHE TOOK A PLANE ON HER WAY TO LOOK FOR A NEW OFFICE WHY?
AS I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKS THEY ARE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER, YOU DONT TAKE A PLANE WHEN MOVING TO ANOTHER NEARBY STATE, BUT WOULD SHE TAKE ONE HUH? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER.
>WE SEE AN EVIDENCE THAT HINTS ON THIS ONE ON THE LATEST GURA'S STREAM.
GURA IS TOO EMBARASSED ON THE THOUGHT OF MARRYING AME, WHY BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER UNIRONICALLY AND THE THOUGHT OF THAT MADE HER TOO FLUSTERED THAT SHE OPT TO CHOOSE MORI INSTEAD OF AME.
>GURA SAID SHE IS GOING TO BE VERY BUSY NEXT WEEK AND AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME AS AME'S MOVING TIME
MORE EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE MOVING TOGETHER COME ON ANONS YOU'RE NOT SOME BLIND FUCKS AREN'T YOU?
>AME SAID ""I'M SAVING MYSELF"""" AND GURA SAID SHE IS HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT EATING
GUESS FUCKING WHAT ONCE THEY MOVED ON AND LIVE TOGETHER THEY ARE GONNA FUCKING HAVE ROUGHEST CLAM EATING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE IN THEIR FUCKING LIVES. GURA IS SO FUCKING HUNGRY ON THE THOUGHT ON EATING AME THAT SHE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
>GURA HAD MENTIONED LAST NIGHT HER BED CLUTTERED AND IT WOULD BE A WHILE BEFORE SHE COULD ACTUALLY GET SLEEP.
THIS IS TYPICALLY THE CASE WHEN PEOPLE ARE PACKING FOR A TRIP. SHE ALSO HAS MENTIONED BIG PLANS THIS WEEKEND AND TO EXPECT A COLLAB COMING UP. SHE ALSO MENTIONS WATCHING HOLO STREAMERS THIS WEEKEND. SHE ALSO INCLUDED A 'TIMES SUBJECT TO CHANGE' ON HER SCHEDULE, IN CASE THERE ARE ANY TECHNICAL ISSUES. THUS, GURA IS GOING TO MEET UP WITH AME AND MAYBE HELP HER MOVE. THIS IS THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION.
>GURA WAS ASKE IF SHE IS MOVING? AND SAID """"NO NO MAYBE"""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHmQP7kmvE&t=1016sIF THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING PROOOF THEN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT IS.
>BUT OHH NYOO SHE IS JUST RECORDING STUFF
FOR FUCKS SAKE SSHE IS NOT LABELING HER SHIT AND PUTTING HER SHIT ON BOXES FOR NOTHINGG AND SPECIALLY FOR RECORDING. SHE IS MOVING WITH AMELIA H. WATSON AND THEY WILL GET THEIR LONG AWAITED IRL SEEEEEEX WHEN THAT FUCKING HAPPENS
>WHAT DID AME MEAN BY THIS?
>Last week
>Gura 3 duets
>Everyone else (-Mori): 2
>Today
>Gura 3 duets
>Everyone else: 1 or 2
SHE IS DOING HER DUET REPS WITH GURA BECAUSE THEY BOTH WILL DO AN OFF-COLLAB DUET KARAOKE STREAM ONCE THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER ANNND AFTER THAT THEY ARE BOTH EXHAUSTED FROM SINGING THEY WILL BOTH STARE AT EACH OTHERS EYES AND JUST AUTOMATICALLY FUCK EACH OTHER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMOROW, IT'S IN THEIR NATURAL INSTINCTS IT CAN'T BE FUCKING HELPED
>WHY IS GURA HAVING SUGAR SHAKES WHY IS SHE OUT OF A SUDDEN NERVOUS? WANNA KNOW WHY?
SHE MET UP WITH AMELIA AND SHE IS TOO NERVOUS WHEN SHE MET UP WITH HER. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? THIS STREAM SHE HAS THIS WEIRD GLOW TODAY
>GURA MENTIONED MOVING SHIT INSIDE HER HOUSE
WHEN MOVING STUFF INSIDE YOUR HOUSE IT MEANS YOU'RE CLEANING UP FOR A VISITOR, SOMEONE IMPORTANT, SOMEONE SPECIAL THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO EMBARASS YOURSELF TO THAT SPECIAL PERSON BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY HOLD THEM DEAR IN YOUR HEART. HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKC
>I'M DECORATING GURA'S ROOM

>>67871472
Gura, Fauna and the dawgs. I care for nothing else.

>>67871220
>Having to resort to Pekora
My sides

>>67871067
>28) Bijou (Hololive) - 35,333 - Palworld
pffft

>>67871220
The samurai recoils in fear when you show them VOD views

>>67871364
Yeah
I not really care about that
All i know is she hate advent and that aligned with me
That what you get for ignoring the star

>>67871189
I am not ennafag though?

>>67871536
BUY. AN. AD.

>>67871455
>jpcucks getting cocky again

Can we get a new non-event ENbox record today?

You need to be mentally ill to spend your time on a numberfag thread.
I'm sure you can find more productive ways of wasting your time than this, anons. Like maybe reading the rest of the catalog or something?
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>>67871572
Mittsu I like your art is very expressive

Oh I was wondering why Gura already bled then I remember Advent starts their streams 5 mins early

>>67871592
We love rpr here

>>67871572
This is the highest quality post I've ever read.

>>67871572
Didn't read

>>67871642
6 month anniversary is an event

Gura is going to get a 30k average this month, isn't she?

Does Gura watch Michael Reaves content?

is a vtubers numbers correlated with how little sex she has

>>67871280
Why are they being so goddamn mean to my oshi Anycolor vtuber corporation incorporated limited (tm)

>>67871572
BASED BASED BASED

>>67871572

Oh no no no, the invisible BAU BAU

>>67871572
this is entirely too schizo for me

>>67871678
We only love hololive here, and Ui, Pochi and Patra

>>67871642
Yesterday was just about 60k ccv and that was non event and non debut era
that already is hard to beat.

>>67871607
Where is SELEN

>>67871385
Like in she quit without graduation stream or that she walked back on it and is going to continue streaming in Nijisanji?

>>67871572
Incredibly schizo but absolutely based

Question to chumbuds here:
Why is it that acknowledging that she did, in some manner, benefit from luck considered so controversial to you guys?
Like, I understand the whole
>SHE DIDN'T EARN IT, SHE DIDN'T DESERVE IT, "ORLANDO BLOOM" WILL NEVER BE A RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE FELLOWSHIP LIKE ARAGORN OR GIMLI
shit is grating, but for other talents, saying that luck with things like the algorithm is completely uncontroversial. Korone got lucky with her DOOM stuff and the overlap with the general "DOOM x Animal Crossing" vibes going on at the time. Marine got lucky with her songs breaking into the algorithm, and Ui did the same on an even larger scale later. Pekora got lucky with her Minecraft stuff being the thing that hit the COVID Boom hard. Etc.
Is it not fair to say that Gura got lucky in the same way the other girls did?

>>67871572

>>67871572
now THIS is schizoposting. BASED

>>67871642
Outfit and anniversary are both events

>>67871691
No, because she wouldn't be in the tally. You need 5 streams, not 4.

>>67871572
Ina if you see this please marry me i would be a good husband i swear

>>67871572
BAAAAAAASED

>>67871572
AND WHERE ELSE WOULD AMERIA WANT TO DECORATE BUT IN HER NEW LOVER'S ROOM RIGHT? SHE WANTS TO SPEND ALL HER FREE TIME WITH GURA, WHY WOULD SHE DECORATE GURA'S ROOM IF SHE IS NOT PLANNING ON LIVING WITH HER?
>AMELIA SAID ""MY ENTIRE LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE"""
DUUUDE WE ALREADY KNEW THAT SHE IS MOVING, BUT HOW ABOUT WE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT SHE USED THE WORD "ENTIRE"? SHE ISN'T JUST MOVING, SHE IS MOVING IN WITH HER GIRLFRIEND GURA, THE ONE SHE WILL MARRY AND SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE WITH, OR AT LEAST THAT'S HOW I SEE IT.
>AMELIA SAYS "THEY SAY THAT MOVING IS ONE OF THE MOST STRESSFUL THINGS YOU CAN DO"
WELL GUESS WHAT? THE MOST STRESSFUL THING AMERIA HAD DONE IS MOVING IN WITH HER GIRLFRIEND GURA. SHE WANTS TO LIVE WITH HER SO BAD, AND SINCE SHE CAN'T CONFESS HER TRUE FEELINGS TO HER DIRECTLY SHE HAS TO GO AROUND IT BY USING CODEWORDS AND SUBTLETY.
>AMELIA SAYS "I NEED TO START PACKING ASAP"
AGAIN, ANOTHER CODEWORD, THIS TIME SHE IS TELLING US THAT SHE WILL BE MOVING IN WITH GURA VERY SOON, PROBABLY THIS COMING WEEKEND.
>AMELIA SAYS "THIS IS MY LAST DAY IN MY APARTMENT"
WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT UNLESS SHE IS ACTUALLY MOVING OUT? THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT SHE IS MOVING IN WITH GURA, AND I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED IF GURA WILL BE THERE TO HELP HER PACK.
>AMELIA SAYS "I'VE MADE A BIG DECISION"
THE BIGGEST DECISION OF HER LIFE, HER DESTINY IS SET IN STONE AND SHE CAN'T GO BACK NOW, THE ONLY LOGICAL CHOICE IS TO MOVE IN WITH GURA.
>AMELIA SAYS "I'M SAVING MYSELF"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. AMELIA JUST ADMITTED THAT SHE IS SAVING HERSELF FOR GURA. THIS IS IT, GURA X AMELIA IS REAL AND IT'S HAPPENING. THEY ARE BOTH GAY AND IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND WILL BE LIVING TOGETHER. THIS IS IT FUCKERS GET READY FOR THE GURA x AMELIA SEXXXXXX
>AMELIA SAYS "I'M GOING TO BE VERY BUSY NEXT WEEK"
YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK, SHE IS GOING TO BE MOVING IN WITH GURA, AND IT WOULD BE AWESOME IF GURA WOULD BE THERE TO HELP HER PACK AND MAYBE EVEN JOIN HER ON THE ROAD TRIP.
>AMELIA SAYS "I HAVE A LOT OF PLANS FOR NEXT WEEKEND"
GURA X AMELIA COLAB WHEN?
>AMELIA SAYS "I NEED TO FIND A NEW OFFICE"
SO GURA X AMELIA WON'T BE LIVING IN THEIR HOUSE THEN? NAHHHH BOYYYYY
>AMELIA SAYS "I NEED TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO LIVE"
SHE MEANS SHE WILL BE MOVING IN WITH GURA, WHICH MEANS THEY ARE GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS AND RAISE THEM IN THEIR LOVING GAY HOUSEHOLD. YES FUCK YES
>AMELIA SAYS "I NEED TO FIND A NEW PLACE TO WORK"
NOPE, NOT HAPPENING, ALL SHE MEANS IS THAT SHE WILL BE MOVING IN WITH GURA.
>AMELIA SAYS "I NEED TO FIND A NEW ADDRESS"
YES, GURA X AMELIA ADDRESS, 6945 GAY LOVERS LANE, WHERE THEY WILL SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER, FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
>AMELIA SAYS "MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN"
DUUUDE WE ALL KNOW THAT, HER LIFE WILL BE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN WHEN SHE MOVES IN WITH GURA. THEY WILL HAVE THE BEST SEX EVER AND GURA WILL LEARN HOW TO EAT AMELIA OUT AND AMELIA WILL LEARN HOW TO SUCK GURA'S DICK AND THEY WILL HAVE A HEALTHY AND HAPPY RELATIONSHIP.
>AMELIA SAYS "I'M EXCITED"
YES YOU SHOULD BE, BECAUSE GURA IS A BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED WOMAN AND AMERIA IS ONE OF THE MOST ATTRACTIVE AND BEST PEOPLE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, AND THEY DESERVE TO BE TOGETHER.
>AMELIA SAYS "WELL, I HAVE TO GET GOING"
YES YOU DO, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO MOVE IN WITH GURA SOON, AND THEY CAN START THEIR NEW CHAPTER OF THEIR LIVES TOGETHER AS ONE COUPLE, FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
>AMERIA SAYS "SEE YOU ON FRIDAY"
YES, SEE YOU ON FRIDAY, WHEN GURA WILL PROBABLY HELP YOU PACK AND MAYBE JOIN YOU ON THE ROAD TRIP TO YOUR NEW HOME, WHICH IS GURA'S HOUSE BY THE WAY.
>GURA SAYS "BYE AME"
GOOD BYE AMELIA, SEE YOU ON FRIDAY WHEN I WILL HELP YOU PACK AND MOVE INTO MY HOUSE, WHERE WE WILL SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES TOGETHER, FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
>GURA SAYS "I'M EXCITED"
YES YOU SHOULD BE, BECAUSE AMELIA IS COMING OVER AND YOU TWO WILL BE LIVING TOGETHER AND HAVING SEXXX AND BECOMING A COUPLE AND EVENTUALLY GETTING MARRIED AND HAVING KIDS AND RAISING THEM IN YOUR GAY HOUSEHOLD.
>GURA SAYS "BYE EVERYONE ELSE"
GOOD BYE

La+'s outfit reveal is going to make me really hard. I don't care what she did wrong, she still turns me on.

>>67871691
no. she missed the 5 stream cutoff and her numbers will crater next month.

>>67871572
HOLY KIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOO