/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Elira is a normiedragon whore, and millie is a crackwhore!

You guys suck last thread

Luca love! Good morning!

Check Millie's schedule. She said she'll be in Finana's channel for the Trolls watch along, and on Vanta's channel for Love Is Blind

Terminate Reimu Endou.

Cliquebros, we keep winning.

Scarle went to the doctor for her dying voice and throat pain, he told her she's fine and there's nothing he can do for her throat and to take a couple days off
Gotta love American healthcare

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS!!!!!!

>>67810163
ew

Gonna be honest, Finana hate is SOOO forced. She did some pretty bad things that are worthy of criticism and I get hating gacha spam but that was over a year ago. Get over yourself and find new material.

>>67810135
good morning! im going to smash his head in to help heal his headache!!!!

>>67809946
if no one watches petra then more than half of the branch isnt watched, including season 1 members..

luca HATE >:(
>>67810135
gmorning!

I miss shu..
>>67810135
Gm!

>>67809987
Elira is streaming

>>67810163
sounds fun

>you're supposed to floss before brushing your teeth
what hte FUCK

>>67810175
There's no magical "make throat not sound like shit" medication, especially when the cause is because someone talks nonstop for ten hours a day seven days a week.

>Bringing in shit from the last thread
You all get the lemon.

wuca wuca!

Elira has entered her fishing arc.

>>67810193
Yeah imagine being a desperate attention whore he can’t acknowledge character development

>>67810225
Petra is an irrelevant piece of shit

>>67810264
b-but.....i floss AFTER brushing.....

>>67810283
I start to think that whiteknight pentomo is just petra's anti....

>>67810175
Because there isn't anything a doctor can do, literally take time off.
Its no different than what singers do, you can't talk 7 days a week for almost 50+ hours and not expecting something to happen.

>>67810204
After I remove his balls and his nipples!
>>67810231
Luca love to hate <3
>>67810242
Morning morning!

is kunai going to be en kataribe?

>>67810193
valoguard hands typed this

ike in an ero trap dungeon

Elira is going to die living in prehistoric era.

petola gets feet on her feeds...

molesting vantacrow bringer! I want to eat him
>>67810163
>love is blind
really..........

>>67810367
Calm down sis.

>>67810370
>>67810283
the thread ended when i was going to respond. the branch is in the guts in popularity in general

The power level gap is insane

There's nothing wrong with complaining about Petra's anemic content and wanting her to finally show signs of improvement.

>>67810269
>>67810383
Yeah but she said spent hundreds of bucks on an appointment then he looked in her throat and said he saw nothing when she had gone before and they said it was visibly swollen. She got another appointment elsewhere for tomorrow though

>>67810390
he's already a woman, aia gets less headaches than him and she gets chronic migraines. i wish i saved that fanart i saw of ivy helping lucy with her period kek

Yuyu Q. WIlson rabu rabu!!!

hungy..

Gonna be honest, Finana hate is SOOO deserved. She did some pretty bad things that are worthy of criticism and I get hating gacha spam and that was just over a year ago too. Get over yourself and find new games Finana.

>>67810514
The gap in your ass is about to get real bad to.

>>67810517
you dont watch her and nothing you say here will change anything

>>67810447
Do elaborate

REIMU I MISSED YOU

>>67810591
Me too... we both should get something

>>67810514
>the big retarded Luxiem arc and sisters botting the fuck out of streams made numbertrannies think that everyone in NijiEN would be anywhere near HoloEN's level

Honestly sad, this would've never happened if we stayed small and comfy

I love my bird wife Enna!

I'm amazed how little of a fuck Scarle gives about opsec

o fuck i brushed my teeth but i didn't finish my coffee

>>67810175
I mean if your body is shitting itself because you're being too active the obvious thing to do is not be active and let your body rest. What else is a doctor suppose to do? If you want to grind your body to the point of breaking that they need to perform surgery on you then go ahead.

>>67810517
Tell her, not us.
Idiot.

>>67810514
I've never found gura entertaining

>>67810641
the eating animation from wiwa's stream made me so hungy... I want congee...

>>67810514
elira is MOGGING all the other shitters, graduation when?

I love Feesh so much!

SHIT MILLIE JUST HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK FUCK

I wish I could say so true sister without looking like a shitposter genuinely inciting genderwars. I just think the phrase is funny

>>67810691
she's seeing a surgeon tomorrow apparently

>>67810576
Right, there’s the whole luxiem and period pain fanarts before, wasn’t there

I don't care about any of these discussions. I just want to have sex with a pentomo.

>>67810753

>>67810694
Petra deletes comments like those now. I think she assumes that people who don't like her streams are shitposters.

>>67810738
>shitposter is a shiptranny
color me surprised

>>67810798
Who is this vtuber I don't think I can see them in the NijiEN lineup...

>>67810713
Aw... I just woke up from my nap and I want butter chicken... making food is so difficult isn't it

>>67810798
Only singular?

>>67810812
keiji.....

>>67810654
Luxiem was a mistake...

>shitting on the other members all the time
>crying when their fans shit on his oshi back
what is this mental illness???

>>67810839
Ria Starlily, she's going to debut in the next wave

>>67810881
Of course, do you think I am some kind of slut?

What if Pomu returns as a metal gear vtuber? And I mean like an actual Konami vtuber and not just a slightly themed one. Like crunchyroll hime or the Opera vtuber?
And she streams like once a week literally only about metal gear?

wait should I just start spamming sonny x finana

>>67810924
No, but I thought you would LOVE a harem of pentomos

>>67810930
That would make her happy, which in turn will make me happy.
Also she needs to release covers of Metal Gear songs.

>>67810949
do it

>>67810811
No she doesn't

>>67810864
>butter chicken
WAAA I want one too!!! I might just order at this point

>>67810622
i want to see ike wading through a pool of slime, his clothes getting sticky and clinging to his body. i want ike to look around embarrassed when he realizes that he has to do something sexual to unlock a door and then nailing it first try. i want ike to bring his guard down after he goes through a few rooms and then he gets molested by tentacles in a mimic chest. i want to see him drink an innocuous looking potion that bring his nipple sensitivity to 200% I want hom to get hit with a sensory deprivation spell and then experience 20 orgasms at once. i want ike to

Unironically what trigger the schizo today?

>>67810812
>shiptranny
You're so fucking retarded you dumbass bitch. Nice way to expose yourself

>>67811093
It's really yummy and I'm glad you recommended it lol
Nothing wrong with ordering, just do it

>>67811059
Pretty sure I remember someone on the discord or twitter/ somewhere that Petra deleted their advice comment on her vods for that yuri RPG Maker game.

>67811172
kys milgurschizo

>>67810930
>metal gear vtuber
Gay.
>Konami vtuber
Based.

>>67811213
sure you did

>>67810204
>>67810231
>>67810390
>>67810447
Let's all brutalize our oshis together!

>>67810930
What if she just becomes a fixture on the metal gear con circuit?

>>67811242
friendly fire faggot

>>67811259
If you aren't going to respond like a normal human then I don't think there's any point in continuing this conversation.

>>67811305
This is really weird.

>Many NijiENs have 3.0 now
>We still don't have gifs like this one with them

>>67811305
Holy cow

https://jiggie.fun/T_5to8
https://jiggie.fun/T_5to8
https://jiggie.fun/T_5to8
https://jiggie.fun/T_5to8
puzle

>>67810786
correct kek, i dont remember why that was a thing that started either

>pentomos can't stopped replying to baits
>dragoons are spamming #WHEREISSELEN on the X
I can't believe rosebuds is the most sane fanbase....

>>67811305
i don't feel like guro today, no thank you

https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1752179999246000425?s=20

>>67811373
>Pretty sure I remember this one thing that supports my argument but I have no proof
There is nothing to respond to.

>>67811343
Nta but thats the local schizo who cant hold any decent convo and have to rely on chatgpt for his schizo wall of text

>>67811503
big selen......

https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1752179999246000425
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1752179999246000425
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1752179999246000425

>Millie's ASMR delayed by 30 minutes because of asthma attack
>millie's asthma has returned

>>67810753
Catalogtroons ruin everything. I can't even say sister to other anons without feeling cringe about it now.

>>67811503
>>67811594
small selen,,,

>>67811503
>>67811594
Big Selen...

>>67811305
oh wow

>>67811253
Yeah a Konami vtuber would make more sense. She could also talk/play Castlevania, Silent Hill, DDR, Tokimeki Memorial, etc.

>>67810753
so true sister

>>67811527
no. the post he's replying isn't milgurschizo

Did the wheel land on the feesh and pingu today or something?

>>67810637
Calm down Vox

>>67811698
The wheel is always on Petra by default.

>>67810894
Unironically that's a symptom of autism.

>>67811671
>DDR
DDR is dead in the west. PIU has better songs IMO. Sad to say the recent PIU phoenix is going the way of DDR

AHEM- EHM- Hm-mgh uh- em, please watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX8FZbFBT50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX8FZbFBT50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX8FZbFBT50
thank you.

>>67811671
She can finally be forced to play Rocket Knight Adventures.

>>67811105
I think the orc bit needs to be the endgame, he will get kidnapped and get raped by bunch of orcs before getting forced to marry a king orc, he will never leave the dungeon

>>67811185
oh!! you had it already? ureshi!!! it's super yummy right? hehe I want to have it now!!!

>milgurschizo moved on to ver and koto
Another one to add to my filters I guess.

>>67811818
read the room

>>67811698
Penguin flavored fish….

>>67811698
ennaschizo spent all night watched enna's stream please understand

>>67811698
>Not hating dumb aquatic animals
We only love land animals in this thread

>>67811891
Nta I always wonder how all nijien taste like

>>67811818
glasses vivi is quite cute

https://twitter.com/YuQWilson/status/1749635289738322073
>4 collabs
I'm sorry yuqties...

>we

petra flossing teeth asmr..

>>67811837
i still haven't fixed the three hands on this one yet, i should do that
https://files.catbox.moe/80za36.png
also, i should add a womb tattoo. it needs a womb tattoo
dick smaller maybe? fuck, now I'm just thinking of random things I want to change

>>67811925
we love briskadets and stargazers here

>>67812094
Old schedule, buddy.

>>67811857
room?

>>67812130
Nah it's perfect, definitely need a womb tattoo though

I'm still annoyed at sonny for that tweet to the spider girl

>>67811374
>>67811392
>>67811496
>>67811641
I actually meant to use this pic but I found the other one first. I have over 700 pics....

PALKL is pretty good.

>>67812615
over 700 of just vox being beat up? that's impressive

>millie's still making a wheezing sound so another 30 minute delay on stream

teeth brushing asmr on Petra now

not funny didnt laugh

>>67812615
I guess you saved the one he showed on stream where he was in chains while getting his wings ripped out too.

>>67812971
With an electric toothbrush

Millie…

>>67812472
too late, I'm already committed to making 300 alt versions that i scrap and never release to the public
https://files.catbox.moe/fbynry.png
https://files.catbox.moe/9vwnar.png
have the other two erodungeon themed ones i have up on my catbox
also looking at my output folder i have way too little womb tattoo images, i really just have these two. i should fix that
https://files.catbox.moe/hr6oov.png
https://files.catbox.moe/wxtlnf.png
>>67812615
i don't really do a lot of shibari images because i'm kind of shibari'd out because it was one of the only fetishes the og nai leak could do. i should test if my new model is any good at suspension

>>67811840
Yeah!! It tasted really good, naan too!

vivi can't read so she didn't join the tournament, man.

>>67812971
she really gets fanservice

>>67812583
Can we get like one retro gamer please

>>67813131
AWFUL

>>67813131
*missed the opportunity to join

>>67813131
The registration process doesn't make sense from how she explained it, but yeah that's too bad

https://jiggie.fun/VoLXhh

Maybe Vivi's Tekken tomorrow instead of whatever petit game collection was

>>67813194
tfw no dorky retro gamer programmer spider gf

Fox mom mention

>>67813304
this image...

>>67813391
ami is fine and happy how she is now. 99.99% of her content would suffer under JP corpo.

will vivi ever acknowledge her jp sister, sophia valentine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Vb5xFIGz8 is the falling part of this animation a FF3 reference

>>67813131
how did everyone with no japanese could but she couldn't lol

>>67813061
The mimic one is so good, stomach bulging from just a mimic is something I didn't expect

*slurp*

petra wears dresses and skirts a lot more, and barely uses pants

>>67812837
No, over 700 reaction pics. But I can make over 700 pics of Vox getting beat up happen :3

>>67813010
The WHAT

>>67813615
they asked about playing casual game where everyone could enjoy and she didn't expect fucking sf6 and proseka.

>>67813061
what the fuck is wrong with you? swedes are already getting raped by muslims and is on the verge of civil war because of them and you're drawing ike getting raped? brenton tarrant was right

>>67813797
VGH THE YAMATO NADESHIKO but unironically I wish women dressed cute over here

>>67813797
>prefers skirts over pants
makes it easier for rape correction

>>67813131
Wait that's why she's not participating? kek, why didn't she just ask Claude

>>67813960
didnt she play sf6? odd shes not joining it, its not like its a big tournament.

>Harada is a rosebud
>Kunai retweeted fanart
>Reimu is suffering painful digestive problems

Can we get my much higher, NijiEN?

>>67813990
I like all of the options. Jeans make butts look good, dress and skirt shows the legs

>>67814194
Petra could try streaming a game that isn't shit

>>67813131
>she said this while aia, enna, ver, vanta, aster, ren, wilson, fulgur, claude and doppio joined this tournament

>>67814179
it's being conveyed incorrectly. she got the impression staff was asking people to fill out a form for the purpose of making suggestions and she didn't have any

>>67813797
i do that too but mostly because i find pants uncomfortable

>>67813950
29:34
https://youtu.be/fEq5WTWA97A?t=1774

>>67814299
Jeans and leggings are too dominant I want dresses for variety

>>67814179
>missed the chance to play af6 with kanae, kuzuha and salome.
oh....

>vivi losing his spaghetti already even if it’s just the preregister
Can relate… ;-;

>>67814613
Vivi is a boy?

>>67814613
>his

>>67814613
>he
vivi's cute feminine uncut chinese penis

>>67814476
Oh my god....that's not enough detail I need more....more more more more MORE
Fuck I need to catch up on VODs but every time I'm catching up on VODs I'm trying to catch up on anime......

>>67813614
im drawing a blank on ff3 but that gimmick+sound is in those early games

>look at sf6 part
>kuzuha, kanae, salome, naraka, hibari and etc
vivi.....

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>67813614
it's a mario reference

I haven't posted here since Pomu graduated, but I decided to post because I saw Rosemi being mentioned by Harada, good for her, I'm sure she is happy and rosebud must be happy and jealous of Harada

>vivi
>scarle
>aster
>pomu
who is the most coward to collab with jp senpais???

it is funny that in this chapter of killer 7 outright spells out just ONE part syndicate involving migrants to america

>>67814990
Scarle

was busy watching basketball and forgot vivi, hows the stream been?

>vivi didn't joined toutnament because she can't read
ok explain elira, finana, millie, ike, luca, scarle, kyo, kunai and hex

>>67814613
I love male Vivi!
https://files.catbox.moe/74u5ha.png

>>67813131
>>67813960
>>67814417
is this tweet related to that? kek https://twitter.com/VBrightshield/status/1752024882173587561

>>67815056
joji became a vtuber

willy schedule

>>67815195
the cost of being a speedreader...

>>67815195
probably...

>>67815308
>collab schedule
well uh at least there's no petra collab

>>67815308
>Mc hardcore
>Mario kart w hereos
holy shit these are some good collabs

>>67814943
I'm just happy for her. Much like how it feels to be recognized by Rosemi, I am glad she gets to feel that with Harada. When someone that does something you love acknowledges your efforts, there's really not much better of a feeling imo.

>>67815308
>7 collabs
wtf wilson????

>>67815308
two watchalongs this week in nijien, kino

why does it let you use webms
https://jiggie.fun/RZi4eO

Stummy

>>67815308
>FeFe

Ughhh...

>>67815569
it just comes up black for me

>>67815656
it made me change the renderer it used to i think quality

>>67814943
I knew pomudachi couldn't resist coming back to this thread.

>>67815308
>shu's schedule

>>67815569
this is crazy

>>67815612
i want to cover it in my goo inside and out

>played no more heroes as a kid
not boomer eno--
>knows madtv
WAT

Elira is peeing cutely.

>>67814194
don't forget millie's asthma fucking up again, leading to her asmr stream getting delayed. oh wait, never mind, she just said that she'll do it at 10 am later

>>67813649
lvl 99 beginner's dungeon mimic vs lvl 1 time-traveling vtuber
who will win

>>67815308
Who the FUCK are those niggas on friday?

>>67815308
no shu in minecraft hardcore collab...

>>67815705
my laptop cannot handle this..

>>67815569
Holy shit that's crazy

>>67815308
no ff14 collab???

>I peed a lot. If you are curious.
My peetuber

>>67815982
FeFe
>Coombait Twitch streamer
Haruka
>Autistic Vshojo orbiter who managed to join Vshojo
Arielle
>No fucking idea

>>67815308
Is willy going to ver route and trying to groom indies

Elira's bowel has movements alright.

>>67816302
ewww....EZ skip

>>67815308
>8 collabs
>1 solo
????

>>67815308
Is Uki gonna kill the vibes

>>67816686
In a big collab like that he probably won't even talk

>>67815308
uki is gonna kill himself in minecraft collab and force everyone to end this stream early....

>I wish I could just grab a bird. Grab it's neck an shoved it in my pocket.
Elira has some hatred with birds or something.

>>67815308
>uki replace shu in minecraft group
good or bad??

>>67815308
FUCK OFF WITH TWITCH WHORES WHO MASQUARADE AS VTUBERS

>>67815308
i'm happy that vox has wilson to somewhat react to his rambling, but we need one more player to ping pong his talk, i think only fulgur can help with that.

petra in charge of not being late!

>>67815308
I don't know team leader need to join the announcement stream....

>>67815308
holy shit is wilson the new schedule (You)s meta? is the shuconomy finally over?

>>67815569
Amazing...

>>67817145
>only fulgur
ike....

ohh my eyes

>>67815308
>zali doesn't have the mario kart collab on his schedule
>willy doesn't have the niji bomberman event on his schedule
krisis................

>>67817145
Wife in Minecraft hardcore.... I can't imagine

>>67817286
I didnt expect it to get this many but its nice i guess?

Vivi's voice is so comfy and cute I love it.

>>67817319
i said talk not flirt

>>67817286
>7 collabs
and wilson not even put ff14 in this schedule

>>67817235
hes not, hes just promoting the stream on his schedule

https://jiggie.fun/ZbISdF
https://jiggie.fun/ZbISdF
https://jiggie.fun/ZbISdF

https://jiggie.fun/xUmSUf

>>67817436
she is, but don't tell her that or she'll start swearing to prove you not

>>67817581
>7 collabs
>and wilson not even put ff14 in this schedule
We're going to go back to early 2022's collab meta...

which members joins mariokart tournament? I think only wilson, ren, shu, sonny and millie are confirmed so far

>Zali collabing with french girls
>Wilson collabing with twitch whores

>>67817639
>>67817670
WHY IS IT THE SAME ART KEK

>>67815308
Here, I contribute the 20th reply to you.

>no gameshark
ok not boomer

>vivi reminding me about my n64 gameshark
ah those were the days

>>67817900
thanks

>>67815308
>wilson has a lot of mariokart practice streams
Imagine if he get shitty members in his team....

>>67815308
I can't believe he did this...

petra sprays perfume in her thighs. god this girl make me insanely hard by doing the most simplistic things im so attracted to her

pomies are coming back...

>>67817319
ike needs to be alive for that first...

Petra's general lack of emotion made me think: would having a sociopathic lack of emotion count as being menhera?

>rosebud
>not rosemi rosebuds, it's from the sims 1
what was she saying before petra raided

>>67817760
She kinda reminds me of Sanae and I mean that in all the best ways.

>>67817815
>vanta collabing with flip

https://youtu.be/IsvB0s_bI9U

>>67818396
had to be something from chat. i honestly don't know why she said that

Vivi fantasizing about flashing me like shes the merchant selling me something

everyone should shop at tocco closet

>>67810264
yes anon, you get the crud out from between your teeth before getting fluoride to sit in between them. How is this so hard to understand?

i think this is what she meant?

>>67818716
im not elegant enough for this..

aggie!

https://aggie.io/p_a1toe3u3
https://aggie.io/p_a1toe3u3
https://aggie.io/p_a1toe3u3

>>67810533
It's not fucking rocket science. She needs to literally shut the fuck up.

>>67818597
chat was talking about gameshark and she said like rosebud aka the sims 1 cheat

>>67818197
>sprays perfume in her thighs
Why this sounds so hot to me

>>67818895

>>67818197
>>67818939
I do this too and I am a guy

I missed doing puzzles with anons.

Sex with Maririn

>>67819026
rape

>>67819026
Not to me

>>67818801
i have a coat like this

>>67818197
she must have seen the reel saying not to spray perfume on your neck/chest anymore

should i get sonny pampering or scolding, i haven't gotten a vp in a while
but also i feel like this paticular vp concept will make me feel 10x more pathetic

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>67819043
From the thumbnail I thought she had a penis poking down in the front.

>>67819138
Get both because it'll probably be years before they resell these again

https://jiggie.fun/hprET3
https://jiggie.fun/hprET3
https://jiggie.fun/hprET3

>>67818197
Imagine being a shota thats on the same height as her thigh.

>>67819026
like... bare thighs?

>>67819080
how cute is your cock buds

>>67819026
i do this too only because i fear people can smell that i jacked off right before i go to work

>>67818197
>petra sprays perfume in her thighs. god this girl make me insanely hard by doing the most simplistic things im so attracted to her
AAAAHHHHHHHH I WANT A WIFE LIKE HER SO BAD

>>67819245
does it smell that much...

>>67818939
because it is.. just like her using skirts and a dress it too..

>>67819235
Yeah, that's what my mom always told me to do

>>67819245
I don't even risk it, fapping just makes you stink too much.

>>67819369
Yeah, it's really obvious.

>what's mine is mine, I don't like sharing
Why is it ALWAYS the biggest whores saying this?

>>67818197
Somebody should do fanart of someone inside her skirt taking a sniff of her thigh

>>67819170
I fucking wish

>>67809987
Scarle da throat goat

>>67819433
>it's really obvious
fuck

>>67819433
I heard females go overdrive/horny when they smell semen
Is this true??

I'm so glad Ewiwa is using the HH

>>67819593
>Yeah, it's really obvious.
FUCK

>>67819606
I've never smelled semen :(

>>67819606
the smell of cum trees in the spring make me want to vomit so i assume i wouldn't go crazy

>>67818895
Aggie anons are really talented

elira sucks at mh and im not going to pretend otherwise

>>67815656
>it just comes

>>67819651
Yes it is. In fact a lot of people have descriptions for the smell, a common one is Ajax cleaner. And yeah when I worked at a gas station a long time ago, I had a co-worker who came in and everyone knew he jerked off right before coming to work. He would overcompensate with Axe body spray which just made it worse.

>>67818769
nya but I was always told the opposite

>>67819849
this is kind of her default for all games she's never played. she's a natural airhead that doesn't bother with reading stuff and takes a while learning new patterns.

>>67815737
>>67818269
>I knew pomudachi couldn't resist coming
>pomies are coming

>>67819849
Shut the FUCK UP, she is LEARNING! Don't DISRESPECT HER EVER AGAIN

>>67819951
nya...

>>67819951
upgrade your cleaning game and get a waterpik.
waterpik => brush teeth => floss

>>67818197
ok then NijiEN for this feel?

>Want to give Scarle money
>Google won't let me

>>67819951
>nya
alan get out of here

>>67820053
can't afford one at the moment.

https://twitter.com/RenZott0/status/1752134475306471582

What did he actually mean by this?

>>67820053
>waterpik
can i just use my shower head for substitute

>>67819911
>Ajax cleaner
For me its Chlorox, i hate the smell

gn sleep well yippee

>>67820390
yippee goonai

I'm starting to think the person Finana did the song with was Ren

>>67820390
goodnighty anon

im going to go insane, like actually schizo. i fucking love oneeshota so much SO MUCH i love hot college age girls with big tits and cute little boys half their size with cute small dicks who are easily groomable and get flustered at every little thing.
the fact that i will never EVER be a cute small shota who will get groomed and raped by an oneechan with big boobs until i cant move makes me want to genuienly fucking DIE

>>67820678
do you at least have a small dick? that's like half of it

>>67820678
Okay, Roberu

>>67820390
Gn!!!!!! YIPPIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>67820678

>>67820678
same ewiwer, same

>>67820353
Yeah. It's the smell of ammonia or bleach because semen is alkaline balanced so the sperm survives the acidic environment of the vagina. That's why it stands out so much, it's basically the smell of industrial chemical cleaners

>>67820249
debi is cheating on him with petra

>>67819911
>>67820353
wait so the janitors don't smell like cleaner because they use them? i fist bump with those dudes every time
baka i just learned i'm getting other dudes' ejaculate on my knuckles

>>67820678
This but Ike

>>67820678
I know how you feel bro. I love big sisters so much.

Does semen taste like clorox too?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6nicCYiRSE one day we'll have a nijiEN play a zingogre HH

>>67820678
i remember i was in that phase. then i moved onto the very rare gigabrain shota raping onee-sans, and even rarer innocent shota raping sleeping onee-sans

>>67820678
this but i'm a cute small shota with BIG UNCUT COCK and the oneechan use me as a human dildo

I just want to have consensual sex with a woman close to my age or slightly older than me

>>67821028
This but with basarios HH

>>67820988
it would probably taste better if it actually did

>>67820741
no.. its not very big but its definitely not cute sized either
>>67820761
is it really that hard to understand.....
>>67820802
>>67820949
i really wish i could live in a fantasy world were that could be a reality or something..
>>67821034
ive never been into it being the other way around but maybe one day thatll change...

>>67821048
THIS but Ike

>>67821128
>ike
>big cock
no he needs to be locked

>>67821124
the schizo part is, yes.. i didnt know men wanted to be babied so much till now

>>67820988
clorox tastes like burning chlorine pool water
semen is salty. make sure to eat a bunch of pineapple if you want your partner to enjoy their first semen load - it's said to make it sweeter

>>67815308
>FEFE
yuqties getting cucked...

>>67820988
cum taste like salty phlegm, clorox is bitter chemical water and it burns, chemically.

>>67820678
So true sister.

i suppose i'm lucky to be born a womanlet, or lucky to get into oniloli

>>67821028
I'm just waiting for someone to do a play through vs an elder dragon any of them would work.

>>67820678
bro

>>67820678
>little boys half their size with cute small dicks who are easily groomable
nijien for this feel?

>>67819138
Get both if you can but his pampering...

>>67820678

>>67821180
im sure its not all guys but personally id kill for this

>>67821124
>one day that'll change
probably. you just have to masturbate enough times to be tired of material / tropes / niches you've already used. give it a year or two.

You guys sure know a lot about cum

>>67821249
this is not gay porn

>>67821197
Anything else beside pineapple?
I hate pineapple because it is too sharp

>>67821329
i think it's a good majority because luca also talks about it..

>>67821267
literally alban

>>67821211
do sisters want to be a small girl who will get groomed and raped by an oniichan with big cock until they can't move

>>67821357
>female descriptor count
>male descriptor count
no he's onto something

>>67821413
yes

>>67821413
yeah

>>67821380
fucking luca?? thats kind of the last person i would think of

>>67821413
Desperately

i just want to try out some soft femdom on a younger guy one day

>>67820678
I'm embarrassed that I still have oneshota fantasies in my late 20s. Plus I eventually realized I'm generally attracted to the boys too

>>67821482
he wants to be pampered and babied badly despite how he acts just not overboard obviously

>>67821379
>However there are certain foods that are supposed to make semen taste sweeter, i.e. those high in fructose/glucose (for example pineapple, orange juice, kiwi)
>Generally, a healthy diet will contribute to healthier or 'better tasting' sperm, compared to an unhealthy, junk food diet and smoking, alcohol etc
gotta quit smoking and drinking anons

>>67821537
Based, you finally reached enlightenment

>>67821170
>>67821128
I think we can come to a compromise
>>50702048

>>67821526
HOW young

doom

>>67821028
This but Picklejoe

>>67821537
GOD SAME.. youre literally me

But I wanna pamper my oshi... Why every guy here wants to be pampered...

I can’t hold it in, I want Ewiwa to play more Apollo Justice and speak more about my boy

>>67820879
That really depends on the janitor, they will often smell of the chemicals they used because those chemicals are just that strong. I have a friend who runs his own cleaning service after starting as a janitor, and he's a clean guy and his company doesn't hire people who don't take hygiene seriously because that's really bad presenting to customers

>>67820115
Garlic pussy

>>67821797
you can pamper someone and still want to be pampered dum dum

>>67821740
That is the most disgusting ballsack I've ever seen in my life