/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>67759405

This is my actual wife.

>>67759595
It appears they're multiplying...

>>67759628
they're breeding

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, chumbuds
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>67759628
She's so cute and dumb I could listen to this all day.

Breed me, Gura.

reading
I LOVE GURA!!

The heck, you used the same OP image as that /uoh/ thread.

>>67760167
it's a good image. is that thread still trying to groom nobodies?

What is Gura streaming today?

>>67760227
Nobody knows. My Gura images are on Palworld.

Gurass

>>67759405
>>67759435
Bratty shark child...

>>67760186
I don't really know the specifics of what goes down there. I've only ever been in there a few times to see if there were any good cute and funny images.

God I love Gura

>>67759405
Why is she so popular? I love her but she’s the only one in EN who could pull JP numbers. Does she have a large Japan folllowing? Or does she appeal more to the “normie” viewer

>>67759405
Check out this twitch partner that stole gura's voice:
Their old ai voice: https://youtu.be/H7WkoFixoq8
Proof that their new voice that matches gura's is ai: https://youtu.be/LotlQyzy-1k

>>67760615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgPnaDwdvo

>>67760615
The normie angle just doesn't make sense to me, her numbers are consistently high, I don't think normies go out of there way to catch every Gura stream live. And her merch sales are the highest in EN too. I think there are really just that many people who want to fuck a shark loli.

>>67760666
fr... that's gura's voice
https://twitter.com/krumroll/status/1750495123568239084

>>67760615
she's a bratty loli and speaks english so english normies can watch her

>>67760666
>>67760725
No one cares.

>>67760615
same-chan kawaii that's why

>>67760666
>>67760725
It didn't sound similar to me at all. I've played around with an AI voice changer and even as a dude it made me sound more like Gura than that.

>>67760915
chumbie was listening through tin cans and coconuts

im the emperor of /ggg/

>>67760915
you need to unmute the video kek

>>67761026
You need to get your hearing tested.

>>67761093
you new here? you responded to the wrong post kek

>>67760959
new onahole...

Why is there so much porn of Gura with dark-skinned men? She may be a shark, but she's no mud shark

>>67761179
Because somewhere along the generic shadowman hentai insert became a shitskin, right around the time NTR faggots started being wrongfully proud of themselves.

>>67761179
Porn with ligher skin guys just looks fucking weird. It doesn't mean anything about race unless the artist goes out of their way to scream that it's a race thing at you.

Child

>>67760959
Rape

>>67761179
Eh, they're not that dark more like light skinned

>>67761334
this is the love of my life

Is Gura /here/? If you're reading this Gura, know this:
I love you

>>67761618
I love Gura too

>>67761618
>>67761700
Gura I love you more than these two anon

>>67761787
That's not necessarily a good thing. Gura doesn't want people loving her too much. I'm just right.

Gura like incoming

>>67761835
I bet my love is more just right than yours

>>67761906
I want Gura to cast her fart upon me...

>>67761906
Wait. Does that make you fart or does that make you smell her fart?

i was actually thinking about buying a big blue orb just so i could stare at it

>>67762029
Make you fart. Her farting would be a miscast, and Gura is a very bad wizard.

>>67762336
Buy a lava lamp. Top tier staring material.

>>67762336
Yo change the channel, blue sucks I wanna watch red.

I had a dream that I kissed a girl
But it wasn't Gura, it was Megumin

>>67763082
still acceptable

my shark wife

Did Gura ever say why she stopped doing member wallpapers? I kinda wish she'd do them again.

Wife today!

>>67763082
Megumin is Gura is Gawr, and they are all Gabby

Good morning, /ggg/!

>>67763481
/ggg/oob mornin/ggg/ n*/ggg/erfa/ggg/ot

*chops your dick off*

>>67763772
Goob morning retards

>>67764564
was literally just about to do it myself kek

>>67764564
>>67764610
Now there are four of the brats, looking at me like that
God give me strength

>>67763192
>>67763420
I'm going to ryona your cute shark wives T u T

>>67760666
>8 second clip
>sounds nothing like gura
>calls it "proof"
chumbud take your fucking meds

>>67764968
>*Le touché*

Can chumbies help me to find a Gura moment? I don't remember very clearly but it was about Gura making mouth fart noise against a boss or something. She made a couple and wait for the reaction, then made a final one before the boss starting to chase her? Something like this.

>>67764968
https://streamable.com/svc3ij

I have about 2 degrees of separation from gura IRL and I think you guys should know...
I've heard through the grape vine that she has been traveling with her boyfriend and now they're back in the states for a while, so she is actually back this time but be aware that your oshi is taking BBC every day after she streams.

tail

WIFE

>>67765484
Are you the modder lookin for more toot noises lol

WIFE

>>67761906
The first like, are you Gooba? Plz show bushy pucci.

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Where's the rest of them?

Goob morning Gura

みんなさん、頑張ります!

Gura liked the fart spell but didn't give us any goom perms...

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=time+until+8+PM+ET
9 hours and 40 minutes until stream time

usually indicated by a frame/YouTube reservation 2-3 hours prior

>>67767186
What is that link chumbie?

>>67767128
fartchads got goom perms

>>67767309
just a basic countdown upon link refresh, to gura's usual stream time (8PM) based on your local time, is all. She said she is going to stream today

Thread is so slow after Gooba showed us she's awake...

>>67768464
my sharkwife is going about her day and will return to us in full glory soon

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>>67768903
ty chumbie

gura didn't like sion.. it's over...

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>67769216
Who is sion?

>>67769347
>>67759435

What game would you like to see Gura play next?

Gura love?

>>67770416
I don't really care as long as she has fun.

>>67770386
aw, so cute

>>67766226
Sad that Poppy Playtime mind broke her and we probably aren't getting a second stream of chapter 3

>>67770513
??? That's very likely.

>>67770416
Nobeta

>>67770416
Flight simulator

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>67771152
>>67771230
fuck off anti

>>67759405
Damn brat showing me her immature little undeveloped chest!

Dino gura mod man, can you give dino gura a peach fuzzy bush?

>>67771305
dino gura doesn't grow hair there

Sex with a fembud.

>>67760615
You want the numbers reason or why her personality attracts people? If you want numbers yes she has a large Japanese fan base among the highest in the company which is saying something considering the others are based in Japan. She also has more indos watching her than the actual indos barring kobo. Her NA audience is only around 40% according to Cover. But the reason she attracts the audience is because she’s cute and funny, i mean that literally. She also arguably has one of the best interactions around which probably stems from her crippling anxiety. And ironically you’ll probably be more likely to be read as a grey than you would with even a $100 super which doesn’t pressure people to donate. She is what you’ll get if you tried to create a streamer in a lab also she’s a loli

>>67760666
Sound nothing like her at all. Even my shitty attempt sound better than this, Ame btw
https://vocaroo.com/1jZ6HOREA8nV

>>67759405
I'm disappointed to see this general made by the same fag from uoh

can someone share the members only wallpaper

>>67772304
Why? Isn't /uoh/ based?

>>67760672
Dramafag

>>67760666
You’re losing your mind

>>67770416
Has she played Deep Rock Galatic yet?
She mentioned some memes from it in a recent stream

>>67763288
No clue but it’s usually management or her thinking people don’t care that much. They usually have to get approved before the month in question. Also that must be a great job you get sent all these barely sfw wallpapers knowing full well they’re all embarrassed by it

Dino gura mod dude, can you make a bloop version too? I want to abuse and enslave bloop.

>>67772304
why do you think the same person made the threads using the very popular gura artist image

>>67760725
That doesn't sound like Gura. Retard

>>67772609

>>67759405
Show tit, whore

>>67772377
I thought /ggg/ have its own dedicated bakers

>>67772401
She’s not sure if she should pre grind to make it more interesting or start from the beginning with chat assistance. She also wants to do it with ame

>>67772835
>filename and md5 both don't match

>>67772983
let's be honest she's never going to stream it outside of collabs and she's not going to be able to arrange more than one collab, three absolute maximum

>>67773055
HL should hold a raffle amongst fans to fill in slots for multiplayer games like this in the event other idols can't participate.

IDC if I have to be muted the entire stream

>>67773227
You can play the game with less than 4 people and the game compensates. There's no need to fill in slots.

>>67773266
>There's no need to fill in slots
You're right, just let me play with Gura and it will be the two of us and the rest of you losers can watch.

>>67773334
She made it very clear that she has no interest in playing with fans.

>>67773358
ill change her mind with my slightly above average incel charisma

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

>>67772829
That's a child not a whore you sick fuck.

Is goop goop gooping today?

>>67773997
it's both T u T

>>67771152
>>67771230
Gura has zero body hair because that would make her less hydroydrodynamic. The only hair she has is the hair on her head.

>>67774253
A child can't be a whore you pedo

feels good to be a chumbud. I am so happy Gura is back. I am so happy she took her time off and is now back again. the wait was worth it. her streams so far have all been 10/10

>>67774439
oh boy don't jinx it now

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>67763288
the girls handle their own commissions and invoicing for them (but it's cover which pays, so they don't even do it directly and have to middle-man for any delay), so it's just one extra thing that she didn't really want to keep track off

Gura has avoidant personality disorder and imposter syndrome.

Gura has syncope and pica.

New Likes. Frame any second now

Gura has a vagina

Gura has dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>67773227
Why would they do that? Even the girls good with technology is just at the level of a below average video game player. It’s why prepared Minecraft worlds from the studio and party games are the only ones that’s ok

>>67774558
>>67774600
Kinda crazy to think about how Gura willed Gawr to be canon lore herself and not just Hololive dictating.

It's getting weird here man...

>>67774563
Pretty sure cover does not pay because if they did she wouldn’t have to keep track of anything. The link to the wallpapers is handled by jenma, the commission goes through jenma or the new manager’s quality control and it has to get the ok that it’s fine for youtube from cover. If they paid for it they wouldn’t even need her past pointing out an artist

>>67774890
If anything it’s crazy they haven’t given her a toggle or separate model. Ollie, korone (though this was a wish) and Fubuki got one

>>67775085
Honestly knowing Gura and especially the last year she probably either didn’t ask for one or just recently did as in when her op was made and it isn’t done yet which I can believe considering her birthday Gawr collab.

Gura still has one more wish. She should use it on a chumbie public use Gura train T u T

WIIIIIIFFFEE

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Post the frame you slutty brat

Hey buds what’s the best way to clean my dino? She’s been getting a little dusty and dingy sitting on my dresser.

>>67775612
Wash her gently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKENZOuG5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKENZOuG5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKENZOuG5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKENZOuG5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKENZOuG5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKENZOuG5k

>>67775885
GOD!!!!!!

Palworld as expected
nice

>>67775885
>>67775901
I'm going inside gooba's balls

Bae is playing at the same time, and IRyS a few hours after. Smells like a possible guerilla collab tonight.

>>67775901
I'm stored in Gura's balls.

>>67775572
Gura is /here/ and she loves feistybuds the most

>>67775986
When was the last time she interacted with Bae on stream? With IRyS?

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67772225
It didn't sound like Ame but the way it randomly speaks up and drops off is definitely how Ame talks.

>>67776026
no she loves cumbuds. cyb0rseggz soon.

>>67775986
>Bae and IRyS

I call her George
she loves it

>>67775901
It feels surreal to be back.

Is this the power of japan arc?

>>67776297
Gura loves me the most because I'm the only one who would sexually bully her T o T

>>67776375
I need at least one month of this before saying we're back. Of course it would be understandable if she needs to go to Japan for holofes... But still, april and may needs to look good.

>>67775885
>>67775901
>three streams in a week
WHAT YEAR IS IT

>>67776397
she was on maternity leave (my baby, also I'm the baby)

>>67776485
I just hope she doesn't ghost us on Valentine's Day

>>67776567
>three
greychama...

>>67776671
technically this stream is in the next week, so 3 streams in a week is correct for last week.

>>67776485
Even if she streams straight for 2 months or more, if she vanishes again even once without a single word I am done with her

>>67776650
It's almost guaranteed she won't, considering she was "ghosting" us at this point last year and we still got a stream, albeit a lazy one. After her comment about the beach soft talking SC I kind of thing we're getting something akin to an ASMR this year.

HOLY SALMON!!
RIDE A MANTA RAY INTO THE BLUE HORIZON!!
stream much appreciated

>>67775885
>>67775901
WHAT'S HSAPPENING

>>67776485
yeah, I am waiting until after Valentine and fes. If she is till active, I will renew my membership and say we are back. I will kneel extra hard if she does actual movie may, starting with Empire Strikes Back

>>67776731
Bud we've gone with these if she doesn't ___ I am done with her at least 5 times now. She is going to do it again, you're still going to wait for her. The only thing we can hope is that it won't be too bad of a situation, with a shorter break or more communication. But she will vanish.

>>67775901
>>67775885
Palworld single-handedly saved /ggg/

How old is Gura in human years?

Weren't they all in Japan at the same time of last year? Gura also said she planned a LC collab in the second week of February which means she will still be in the US by then.

>>67777051
There's no reason why a LC collab can't be done in Japan. Ridiculous logic.

>>67777051
They're not going when half of them are extremely burnt out. Certainly not for more than a week or two. Gura just started dance lessons in the US.

>>67777051
Why would they all be in Japan at the same time this year?
Gura will probably hop over there for a week, record her stuff and go back

>>67777126
>Gura
>doing a gaming stream (a collab no less) while being in japan

So, we might not be getting a holofes JP arc this year. What does that mean? I don't want skinwalkers...

Gura already was in Japan and recorded everything during the last few weeks of her hiatus

I think Gura

Are we back buds? Is this real?

wow she's actually playing a game for a second time. Uncharted waters here, folks

>>67777348
Remember August last year when we thought she is back?

>>67777401
either tourist or cheap bait

>>67776847
We're seasoned veterans at this point. Gura going dark in spurts over the year shouldn't even be anger inducing.

>>67777401
well, it's like rust/minecraft etc.

You know chumbuds, you may have done it. You actually managed to hold out and stick around and you might just actually be back.Good for you guys.

>>67777500
>in spurts
she started streaming again less than a week ago after a third of a year without streaming. The streaming is the spurts

>>67775176
Good point but the birthday thing wasn’t myth’s fault all of them got their 3D rejected except ina who’s got delayed for 6 months anyway. Ame ended up doing something with her studio, mori did a souped up karaoke, ina did a half baked cake handcam, and i don’t even remember kiaras.

>>67777427
I believe in Gura, she will restore the west to it's former glory, Restitutor Orbis!

>>67777482
>>67777501
i just want her to play FNV again, man. Maybe Outer Wilds too

>>67777075
tits too big

>>67775228
Each wish is weaker than the last one but how does she have 1? Her first wish was the nendo then mori copied that for her wish. Her nendo sold extremely well so goodsmile set up planned collabs for every holo and mori got her wish back. Why didn’t she get hers

>>67777075
Tits too small.

>>67777764
Because she didn't use it on the public use wish T u T

>>67777500
Spurts? Chumbud, look at 2023. Do you call that spurts?

Spurt spurt spurt~

>>67775986
Sucks I don’t like either.

Gura really likes my spurts

>>67777631
Outerwilds is ass

>>67777075
chest-gills bros, rise up

>>67777051
>>67777142
>>67777210
She already did the recording for fes late December early to early this month. Last year they stayed in Japan for fes, 3D showcases, and CtW.

>>67776767
>>67776731
>>67777401
>oh no /ggg/ is too happy I have to get my tools ready

>>67743271
Uncensored
https://files.catbox.moe/jfs2qn.png

>>67778753
It's called managing expectations. Of course we are happy. But I'll keep my guard up because I was hurt before.

https://files.catbox.moe/n6eci6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/f5vpj1.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/es96su.png

I hate having appointments, I might miss the end of the stream, if she streams longer than 4 hours, it's likely to happen with palworld

>>67778868
No, it's called shitting up a thread.

>>67778868
How fucking sensitive are you to being hurt by someone stopping playing a game?

When will Gura finish Super Metroid?

>>67775885
>>67775901
>been up all day and night because I had to do training for a new job this morning and didn't want to miss it
>Gura stream in the evening
my sleep schedule is thoroughly fucked now let's freakin go

You can manage expectations, but I'm just saying getting angry over sudden breaks at this point is pointless. By now you should have contingencies in place when Gura does disappear for a bit.

my wife

I'm out of superchat ideas
Give me something to send her

My Gurandma.

>>67779413
Ask her for sex

>>67779413
You and me both, I basically stopped coming up with ideas during her break and don't have much. I do still have one or two weird ones but im sitting on those until she's a bit more settled in again.

>>67779413
ask about member only wallpapers, again. One the things she wants to do but keeps forgetting

>>67779413
Ask her to burp into the mic.

I wanna squirt my pals into her womb
T u T

>>67779236
Sorry for loving Gura.

i want to breed the shark..

>>67779714
That isn't a breeding sow, that's a child

>>67779539
I'll try that if she doesn't mention it during the stream

Chumbuds sure are horny today.

>>67779755
proof?

>>67779769
>today

Girls coyly alluding to male anatomy in any way make my male anatomy hard

>>67779860

She is an ANGEL!

>>67778866
They have been unmatched for 3 years. I hope cover takes their head out their ass and release a fourth

>>67779889
damn brat

>>67779889
Why are lolis such little teases? It's like they know what they're doing.

>>67779984
>>67780065
Oh they know, and they like it, the dirty little minxes[/soiler]

>>67779756
good luck with the gacha if you do

>>67780154
kissable tummy

>>67779889
what do you think gura thinks of balls?

I vaguely remember an anon suggesting once, months ago, that while Gura is okay with her character model being lewded, she is not okay with her actual voice being used for lewd purposes due to her not mentally associating the former with being "her" in the same way as the latter. Has she ever openly spoken about this before, or was it just the voices in this anon's head, and if so, what did she actually say, exactly

why does Gura love childish jokes?

Sorry for not staying in the general... I heard somewhere that she's just returning the same exact week her aquarium started and would probably gone again after the event is done. I don't want to believe it but man... I shouldn't have bought membership so soon

>>67780154
You think cover gave the ok to let her have sexy underwear or at least colorful ones?

>>67780311
As I understand it, both men and women are in agreement that balls *look* funny - considering Gura's sense of humor I'm sure this goes doubly so for her
Beyond their appearance, I don't think she would have an opinion due to never seeing any in person before because she is a seiso idol virgin

>>67780311
Musky.

>>67780369
I don't think she's ever said anything about it. It's mostly because of how she hates the ringfit streams that you'd believe that, but she did knowingly do the candy eating asmr, so..
I personally think she's fine with it when it's on her own terms, but she didn't realize or expect it for ringfit and that made her feel uncomfortable with it

>>67780464
Depends, do (You) consider spats sexy or colorful

>>67780369
I don’t remember that but some of her members streams wouldn’t exist if true

>>67780369
Pretty sure I'm the anon you're talking about, and while she's never directly said that, in the past she implied it with some of the comments she's made.

>>67780558
I wonder if she hates the ringfit streams because the noises came uncomfortably close to the real thing.

I always do my best to derail reddit posts about gura and upvote hate comments but I just want you to know that majority of my NSFW commissions is hers (i think my client is the schizo in /hlgg/ who never gets banned by posting all of her nudes because I see most of my product gets posted when he's spamming)

>>67780558
I think her actual issue was people that don’t watch her calling her a whore on Twitter. She didn’t shoot down another exercise stream on the last

>>67780782
>She didn’t shoot down another exercise stream on the last
She did though. When someone asked last stream she wasn't into the idea at all, and instead asked to do a sitting stream instead. She doesn't really have any interests in another stream like that.

pew pew pew

>>67780558
>>67780625
>Wanting to control chumbies' male lust with curated goom perms
Women istfg
>>67780683
The summoning ritual worked, praise be
What comments did (You) have in mind, to the best of your recollection? The inner workings of the shark loli's female brain are my latest autistic fixation

I had CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA stuck in my head all week because of this brat.

>>67780881
exquisite george

>>67780778

>>67780901
Does it help (You) goom

>>67780778
Try derailing the discord server

>>67780698
>Implying my chaste sisterwife has ever goomed

Would you watch Gura be bad at another jrpg and if so which one?

>>67781305
>another
am I having a brainfart, I cannot think of her playing one before

>>67780891
Because I don't really feel like starting a stupid argument over this topic again right now the simplest reasons why I see things the ways I do is because of her ringfit reactions and comments, her lack of self confidence in her voice despite all the good things people tell her about it, and because a good majority of the time when she's just making random noises she doesn't see them as lewd. She doesn't mind liking lewd art and she makes naked jokes all the time, but in comparison she almost never makes lewd jokes about her voice or intentionally does lewd things with her voice. To me that shows a very clear difference in how she treats the two.

>>67781305
Paper Mario
Firstly because it was the game that motivated me to learn to read English fluently as a child, secondly because it is babby's first jrpg and watching her find a way to be bad would be impressive and hilarious, and thirdly because I still miss Stryder7x and have never stopped jonesing for good Paper Mario content since he disappeared

>>67780881
Thank you. I'm saving this george.

>>67780698
how do you know

>>67780369
She felt self conscious about her swimsuit 3d for being too cheesestick accurate so maybe she identifies a little with the model

>>67781406
>I don't really feel like starting a stupid argument over this topic
Who are (You) and what have you done with /ggg/

>>67781274
I dunno how to break this to ya but she's deffo flicking the bean on the regular. Prolly three times a night, at least.

It's another Gura stream. A third one. Is it too early to say?

>>67779013
First one is good, second one is should have posted the futa version, third one is meh.

>>67781636
>Flicks the bean three times a night
What to, you reckon
>>67781735
Fourth actually, she did a morning members' stream the day she first played Palworld (two streams in one day, if you can believe it)

where the hell are people getting that Gura improved her Japanese over her break from? She never said that.

>>67781305
SNOT BG3 collab would be kino

>>67781636
>>67781862
To picrel

>>67781898
similar as to what happens in these thread, people like to just make shit up.

>>67781862
>What to, you reckon
Probably her friends, I reckon. Like we all do.

My wife is streaming for me tonight.

>>67781862
Knowing Gura? I'd put money on mating press into cumflation.

>>67781965
>"Like we all do"
>Is not gay and has no female friends

>>67781965
>Like we all do.
We don't "all" do that at all.

>>67782025
>Strong breeding instincts
Atta girl

>>67782051
>>67782123
it's a bit odd if you don't honestly.

>>67782296
It really isn't.

>>67782296
Oh believe me I would if I could
But like I said they don't exist, at least not currently

>>67782005
i made this post

>>67782296
I don't think it's that odd. There was a brief period where I fapped to classmates when I was a horny adolescent, but haven't done anything like that since then and I had even less interest in very few girls I might say I was friends with.

>>67777427
Nah, this feels different. Something felt off in August. The streams she's done recently have that Gura magic, where entertaining her audience flows naturally. It reminds me of back in the day when I'd wonder whether she was some kind of entertainment savant, or if it was all just pure talent.

So this newest stream and all future streams are going to be on the ID server if I'm understanding correctly, yes? Do we know what if anything will be transferred (if that's even possible), or will she start with a clean slate and have to recapture chumbud for breeding purposes

>>67781305
Final Fantasy X

>>67782696
No it's on the EN server.

>>67782696
i thought they got the en server up and running

>>67782717
>>67782758
Ah, did they fix the server since Biboo made that post? Slap my ass and call me a faggot, EN management are earning their keep for once, good for them

>>67782820
yes, some stuff was lost for bijou and apparently bae, but it's mostly intact

Fauna fed chumbud yesterday.

>>67782385
https://steamcommunity.com/id/CAPITALISMHOO/
I'll probably never talk to you but there's always a chance.

>>67782025
And she's doing the pressing

>>67781305
evenicle (sfw)

>>67783116
you just reminded me there's a loli named "gurigura"

Are there really femchumbuds?!?!

What do you like about Gura, then if you probably don't want to bed her like the rest of us

>>67783279
my son likes her and she seems nice

>>67781406
Then that member stream is giving a very different impression

>>67783068
Thank (You) chumbie, I'll fire you off a friend request when I get back to my desktop, why not :)

>>67783279
>Are there really femchumbuds?!?!

>>67781387
DMC, Monster Hunter, Scarlet Nexus(sponsor), and depending how you view these two RE as well as Metroid

>>67781965
I’m pretty sure it’s Miku, porn of herself, and some of her friends followed by intense shame

Gura cute?

>>67783828
yeah

get in the bath stinky

>>67783279
I’m a femchumbud teehee :3c
I like guwa because she makes my nipples tingle teehee

>>67783447
Cool. I might not get it till the morning I'm zonked. I will at least accept it before I ghost you :)

>>67784300
can you ghost me too

Why did Cover build an aquarium? Do they get kickbacks from the gov for contributing to the public?

>>67783754
what is this definition of JRPG you're going off of
I feel like this is codex tier role playing game because you play a role bait

>>67784433
probably i'll try

>>67784373
a lot of chumbuds, both malebuds and fembuds, are surprisingly good looking

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>67784570

>>67784629
I have a feeling if any fembuds did exist, they’d probably be big fat ham planets.

>>67784736
Do you not see the images a few posts up?

child soon

>>67784760
People living in Japan don’t count. They all eat like birds, and would have no interest in a foreigner.

>>67784847
Why bother if you're just going to move the goalposts?

>>67784874
My point still stands.

>>67784570
How do I looksmaxx so that I can be good looking like the rest of the chumbuds?

>>67782662
I have been puzzling over this for a while now honestly
The fact that she is back - and clearly FEELS back - is reason enough for me to believe that the issue (that was presumably causing the burnout she mentioned) was real and has been resolved. What perplexes me is that whatever the issue was, it was something that specifically prevented her from streaming other than for mandatory pre-arranged birthday, anniversary, costume reveal and sponsorship events and prevented almost all Twitter activity other than manager tweets. Furthermore, it required her to completely avoid chat for the few collabs she could appear for (Minecraft event, Halloween with Ame, having her genmates stream her PoV through fucking Discord screenshare during Lethal Company). It clearly left her feeling like abject dogshit, based on how her mood has changed. It was something genuinely serious, judging by the fact that all of her genmates have been clearly and unequivocally sympathetic and supportive of her. It was something she definitely couldn't tell us about. Lastly, whatever it was was apparently resolved a) in its entirety, b) within a relatively short span of time, specifically in the window between the aforementioned screenshared Lethal Company collab, and the first Palworld stream
It sounds like some sort of deliberately absurd and fantastical shitpost fanfiction an anti would've come up with back in September to mock copebuds or something - but apparently, it is now PROVEN to be literally fucking TRUE
So... what in the name of FUCK could it have possibly been?
Honestly, the only thing I can think of that seems even remotely plausible...? Something involving the law. Maybe some turboautist stalker manage to actually find her and has been harassing her for the better part of a year, forcing her into radio silence both for her own safety and for legal reasons as the matter was resolved by the police, and the loser was FINALLY put behind bars a week ago? It's farfetched as fuck, but I can't think of anything else that remotely fits this pattern of behavior
And thus, my question is this - who the fuck hurt my wife, what did they do to her, and why?

>>67784949
Have a normal BMI. And workout for 2 months. That’s literally all you need.

>>67784570
The bad looking ones do not post pictures on the Internet. Usually. Do not make the mistake of thinking chumbuds are good looking.

>>67784989
Or maybe people aren't simplistic machines that have entire behaviours determined by a single factor, and your speculation is extremely stupid

>>67782296
Thats only normal for teenagers with raging hormone induced crushes

>>67785266
>simplistic machines
Nowhere was this said or implied
In fact, my whole premise was specifically based on trying to reason out the complexities of organic human behavior
Humans have souls and our will is not bound by deterministic physical laws - that doesn't mean there are no reasons for why we do the things we do

>>67785335
I'm an old man and I still do it.

>>67785072
Hey I'll have you know that more people than my mother find me handsome!
I also found out that there have been a few girls interested in dating me just within these last few years.

>>67785433
Are you friends with supermodels

>>67785402
Anon, your entire rambling obsessive speculation is based on the idea that there is some binary switch that has been flipped, everything that was wrong is no longer wrong, and she will now behave exactly the way you want and so there must be some single answer for that. Let me give you a hint: that’s not true, everything you’re upset about with her disappearing will happen again, and you will obsessively speculate about that and about how it makes no sense and there’s no possible answer because she fixed everything, right? Everything was fixed she promised she said so! Even though she never fucking said that, and then she’ll stream some more again and you’ll fucking obsessively assume the entire world has changed based on that, and then she'll disappear again, and you'll obsess over that, and again, and again. Stop putting so much massive importance on minor behaviour details and trying to extrapolate someone's entire life from them.

>>67785433
Pervy jii-san...

>>67785517
In my head I am.

STOP STREAMING OVER MY OSHI

>>67785693
Yea, they really need to stop streaming during Gura Standard Time.

>>67785693
You can still watch your oshi?

>>67785693
This bitch Gura is always streaming over Gawr.