/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i love fuwawa

Are you excited for their birthday, ruffians?

>>67772892
Big time, it's giving me much strength for this week

>>67772892
I know it's you Mococo I love you

>>67772892
yes i am

>>67772892
yes.

>>67772892
Yeap!

not going to see my wives for over 24 hours...

What happens if I DON'T show up for their birthdays huh? What are they gonna do about it?

>>67772892
yes but also stressed

>>67773294

>>67772892
Yes and no. Yes because it will be a great celebration for them and no because I can't give them anything other than a celebratory message. No merch and supa from me due to my circumstances. Also long supa readings.

>>67772892
Very. I've already accepted that I probably won't get their limited edition merch, but I'll still try. I refuse to get it scalped or anything cause I'd rather they get the money.
Their individual Karaokes should be incredible. I wonder what they'll both sing?
I'm actually really excited to hear Mococo read all of the cringe/sweet love confessions I KNOW she'll get. I don't know exactly what I'll write...

>>67773455
>long supa readings
fuck

Fuwawa has the brains, Mococo has the skill.

>>67773532

>>67772892
i thought it would be more than karaoke desu
im sure itll be fun though

>>67772892
Yes. I can't wait for Mococo to lose her mind at all the praise she's gonna receive.

>>67773584
maybe they didnt have the time for something more elaborate

6month anniversary of the sacred document, celebrate

>>67772892
Very much so

What are the chances that some ruffians that cannot get limited merch will go to scalpers and post it on Twitter even tho they aren't supporting Fuwamoco but rather to appease their own ego?

>>67773786
yes

>>67773786
i will 100% go to scalpers if i can't get it but i won't be posting it on twitter

>>67773887
you better buy 2 sets of merch to make up for it

>>67773701
Bau Bau

>>67773786
caring about scalpers because it doesnt support them is stupid
people say you shouldnt purchase from scalpers because it encourages them not because the supplier misses out
they lose literally nothing because they still got the money from the original purchase

>>67774077
buying from scalpers and posting your purchase on twitter for a like is dishonest

I love fuwawa so fucking much

>they lose literally nothing because they still got the money from the original purchase
Except you'll be spending 2-3x the amount that was originally paid, guess who that money could go to

>>67774208
caring about likes in the first place is dumb

>>67774236
why do people reply to posts without actually fucking replying to them
>inb4 look I did it again!

sex with wuffians!!

hello to the anon two posts above

>>67774223
>Fuwawa wanting to continuously kiss so it suppresses her moans
My dick is erect on a whole new level.

>>67774290
Not right now Fuwawa Im at work..

>>67774278
I thought I did, my bad!

>>67774640 (me)
Also I do it when I want to reply to bait without giving a (you)

>>67772994
CUM TO FUWAWA WUFFIAN

>>67774640
sorry if I was too aggressive

Insider here: the 6 month anni shirt will be a triangle instead of a rectangle

I'm joining the army ruffians!

>>67774861
go ruff em up

*steals your semen*

>>67774900
She's stealing blanks from me at this point

>>67774861
which army? NATO, BRICS, or shithole?

>>67774900
can't steal what's already hers

How does she attract so much gorillaposting? It can't just be her breasts

>>67775089
everything about her is sex incarnate

I don't reply directly to posts because I'm afraid of confrontation

>twitter gets an invitation and not reddit
baused

>>67775122
I reply directly to posts with frog pictures to create confrontation

>>67775089
her voice and personality are also sex
>>67774861
make sure you put a fwmc picture in your helmet

>>67775122
>>67775146

>>67774077
>they lose literally nothing
except they do, they lose a sale on the non-limited merch. paying 3x the price just for a signed postcard when instead you could have bought the non limited merch with the printed post card is a lost sale for them.

>>67775264
I can't afford either

>>67774808
Cover sure is pushing the envelope on that one eh

>drains your balls
>owns your bank account
>can make you horny just by talking
She can't keep getting away with it

>>67774861
Get some stickers and a fwmc polaroid and you're set.

>>67775484
this except #2

>>67775484
She can

>>67775484
She has, and she will

>>67774900
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE GIVE IT BACK ITS MY SEMEN NOT YOURS

1.29.24 Episode 74. Nip Ruffians had a slow start because someone forgot to post the traditional FMM thumbnail on 2ch.

>Mokochan is fine
>Moist and fluffy
>Happy 5th month
>Fuwamoko is my little sister
>Fuwamoko loves Poruru-oneechan.
>Poruru Abyss Guard
>The Abyssguard family has been claiming custody not only of Poruru Abyssguard and Fubub (Fubuki?) Abyssguard, but also of Machu(?), and their relationships are deteriorating at an alarming rate.
>[response to above] The reaction of the true mama Abyss Guard, who is looking at the clippings from time to time. I want to know
>Ephiaaaaaan
>I think Subaru also said she wanted to keep a fluffy pet.
>I got invited to a birthday party.
>Is it Fuwamoko's birthday?
>Mokochan silently shakes her head
>What is the unique pen that Mokochan uses for drawing? Is it a Mokolin pen?
>Mokochan's eyes began to swim
>Mocochan Super NATTO time! !
>Moco abuse is saved.
>Fuwamoko's birthday is different! ?
>It's great to be able to celebrate my cute girls for two days in a row! !
>It was probably born on a Japanese straddle.
>I thought identical twins were born at the same time...
>[response to above] If two babies came out at the same time, the birth canal would break...
>This is a necessary ritual for Moko-chan to become a strong-boned and healthy guard dog. Fuwawa is also worried about her heart and is holding back tears.
>I've been feeling fine since this morning, Mokochan...
>There aren't many edible moss...
>Half a year of Advent!
>Thanks to Fluffy for the past six months, my life has become more energetic, so I'm just grateful...
>I got a lot of energy from the fluff, but my sleep time has come at a cost!
>The morning is over...

>>67775867
baused

>>67775867
>[response to above] If two babies came out at the same time, the birth canal would break...
retard

>>67775867
>Fuwamoko's birthday is different! ?
You'd think they would know this

>>67775484
she already has

>>67775484
I'll be the man she needs. I'll keep her in check so no one else has to suffer that fate.

seasoned paypigs, do you know how many characters you get with a rainbow vs two reds by heart so I don't have to do the math myself?

>>67776221
if you're a whore who uses even the sub pinks, you get 1145 on a rainbow. vs 540 on a rainbow.
but if you're not a faggot, rainbow = 520 (red+pink)

>>67776221
no not season your paypigs it ruins the flavor

>>67776338
>you get 1145 on a rainbow. vs 540 on a rainbow.
(me) i have money not brains.
1145 rainbow, 540 on twin aka

i will combo break your rainbow

>>67776221
Rainbows are for attention seeking cocksucking faggots, just do a normal aka

>>67776221
You get way more if you type in all of the supas. They read the whole thing too, so if you want to send a JP-tier wall, that'd be your only chance, I guess.

If anyone is keeping track of their syncs, this is probably their longest.

https://www.youtube.com/live/qe-LpfIw3e0?si=hiI7WMG616Dfo6x-&t=8770

>>67776221
anon they already said on stream they think rainbows are silly and unecessary

>>67776221
More than enough, so please don't try to fill all the characters of every SC in the rainbow. The red and purple should already give you enough at 570. It'll be 775 if you include the orange but that should really be the limit

>>67776338
>>67776405
Jesas, that's a huge difference. They should be more generous with reds, because rainbow also looks better.
But I'll definitely fuck it up if I try to do it, 100%. Best bet is probably just sending red and pink and not bothering with the rest, since I'll make a mistake anyway.

First they repeatedly tell us the syncs are embarrassing and now they are saying we should have been tracking them

>>67776585
They are women

>>67776549
They didn't. They always praise rainbows and read the whole thing.

>>67776585
Women, amirite fellas?

Can I do a rainbow and only say a word per superchat though, or is that also attention whoring

>>67776585
Its pretty obvious thay they still find them embarrassing, they simply realize that we like them so they want us to track it.

>>67776667
It is attention whoring, but why would you care what random faggots on a mongolian basket weaving forum think?

>>67776622
>They didn't.
do clipniggers really

>>67776667
If you're so concerned about what this thread thinks is or is not "attention whoring" than just don't even send an aka at all.
Buy merch and don't say a word about it. OR just send them whatever the fuck you want and stop being an impressionable retard.

>>67776667
if that's attention whoring then what do you call my plan to do
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>>67776551
I won't go out of my way to do it, I just want to know which route I should go if I can't fit into one. Can't do one but two are fine = just send two, still need more = rainbow. I don't think more than orange would ever be necessary, but if I need more than red and pink I might as well complete the rainbow.

>>67776667
It doesn't matter what you say in a rainbow, it will always be attention whoring

>>67776785
all superchats are "attention whoring" even blanks.

all this talk about rainbows reminds me the clique has a literal spreadsheet planning exact times to schedule their rainbows so they can get attention with a side of attention definitely not going to accidentally SC during any of it

i don't think rainbows are memorable tbdesu. you gain more from consistent superchatting than one big show. by the time they're reading two messages from someone else you've already been forgotten, but the guy that sends a supa every stream makes an impression

i'm poor

Don't let people lead you astray, rainbows are always cute and trying to get them to not be interrupted is a cool minigame. But I agree on the needlessness to fill every single supa in it.

it's not 5 months...
this is why they're not replying to me...

>>67776667
Do whatever you want. They like akas and they like rainbows. Just send whatever you want as long as it isn't schizophrenic

>>67776865
extra hated ruffian

>>67776865
I'm 3 months and they reply to me all the time.

>>67776818
Especially blanks. If you don't care about the message, you should buy voice packs instead, it gives them more money. Blanks force them to make conversation for you and increase the chances of them remembering you since all of their impressions of you come from them. It's the ultimate attention whore move.
But still, who gives a shit, if that's what you want, go for it. Cupcake got Fuwawa quite literally dreaming of him by sending blanks and having her create her own fanfic of what he's like.

>>67776865
Same boat and yes they love you less. They confirmed it today again. But we'll keep fighting for scraps

>>67776865
>>67776910
I'm 5 months, and Mococo has already privately DMd me asking for my hand in marriage.

>>67776914
>Cupcake got Fuwawa quite literally dreaming of him by sending blanks and having her create her own fanfic of what he's like.
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>67776843
Ok groomer, but we're talking about their birthdays here, not the best strategy to get the personal number of a small corpo talent.

>>67776914
He is delicious though.

>>67776771
Got the character counts wrong, it sound be 520 for red and pink, and 745 if you include orange
Honestly write your heart out, but the more concise the better. They're going to have a lot to read through

>recorded birthday song
>i sound more autistic than usual and got embarrassed halfway through
it was over before it began

>>67776843
It's supposed to be funny, not attention whoring.

>>67777002
cute ruffian

>>67776686
>>67776756
>>67776891
I didn't say I care, I'm curious about the standards/criteria
>>67776785
The expected response
>>67776764
Baused

>>67776865
I'm a minute one member and they haven't read my comments in chat even once. I'm the most boring ruffian and it's not comparable.

>>67776958
>>67777008
You fags can pretend to want the moral high ground all you want but you're not fooling anyone that you just want to spend money to get their attention.

>>67776914
Most blanks are unironically sent by anons /here/ who want to be called "based" by this thread. I noticed an uptick after the whole paypig/superchat arc, and all of them shockingly outed themselves in this thread as well.

>>67777063
stop just posting emotes ruffian

What's wrong with wanting to receive their attention, again?

>>67777074
Obviously, but the point here is that this is a special occasion, nobody is asking for tips of how to get them to love you or whatever.
Regular pinks being more memorable is not relevant to an event that happens once a year and lasts for a single stream. There is no "regular pinks" context for birthday superchats.

Ruffians busy with aka and rainbows and my poorfag ass just hoping for some nice merch

>>67777162
almost nothing but talking about it like most people do is obnoxious

What do I do if I only have enough money for either all their merch or SCs

>>67777162
Fuck off clique fag

how big can a pink be. it's all i can afford

I send superchats so that my name is in their brain. I do this so that when we inevitably see each other at a holomeet and I introduce myself usijg my screen name, they'll immediately throw up at the thought of me sending all of those heartfelt/gachikoi messages.
I look forward to their change in tone after that. I imagine they'll be a slight hint of disgust that only I'll be able to notice.

I might just be the ultimate shitposter, whenever I bring up something I'm curious about the thread starts derailing more than expected

Yes

>>67777183
Superchat is a lot cheaper than merch to me, or at least it was last time I even dared to check how much shipping would cost. Maybe there are cheaper options now.
I'm seriously impressed by my experience with buyee and zenmarket for the comiket stuff, shipping was far cheaper and the stuff is already arriving, it's crazy. I pay at least twice as much and have to wait at least half a year to get my stuff with Hololive.
Sure, their cut is bigger, but there are manufacturing costs and they obviously get nothing from shipping, so I never bought any physical merch.
Will buy figures, nendos and shit like that because those don't have to go through Cover's store.

>>67777241
go into debt

>>67777283
holy baused... if i ever find out who you are i'll copy your username and send akas in your honor to contribute

I will claim this get.

>>67772892
I'm excited but stressed too. Trying to get limited sets always feels like a shit show and they're really popular with JP

>>67777352
It better be a good post, like a white love shill

>>67777162
Nothing, it just depends on how you go about it I guess. Everyone in this thread goes menhera if they don't get attention.
Why do you think everyone here hates the clique so much? Its not because they're attention whores, it's because THEY are getting the attention, not us.

>>67777241
Personally I'd buy merch, and if I feel particularly needy I'll post a picture to xTwitter once it arrives.

>>67777162
wanting attention and being an attention whore are different. participating in the fwmc morning segments, roar and response, or just leaving a supa is fine and expected. dropping 17 supas on a single stream, begging in supas to get more attention outside of superchat readings, and complaining on twitter because you feel they aren't paying enough attention to you is pathetic and annoying.

>>67776667
>>67776785
>>67776818
>>67777162
the right attitude is to not care if what you do is attention whoring or not
why let /baubau/ live rent free in your head, just do what you want, vie for their attention, throw them money, whatever, support fuwamoco

>>67777241
Decide what you value more between getting their custom reply or having memorabilia. Do also take into consideration just how unique what you have to say is, they'll be replying to several "happy birthday, I hope you achieve all of your dreams and I love you" messages, their answer may not be quite as unique as you'd hope for if you're not saying anything different from the pack.
Hopefully they at least announce the merch during the countdown, even if they don't open sales until the individual streams, so it can make it easier for people to decide what to do.

starting the kanon #2 watchalong now lets gooooo

>>67777241
buying merch is better for them since they have to share the profits with less people.

>>67777398
>Its not because they're attention whores
No, this is exactly the reason everyone hates the clique. They killed oranges with their stupid spam, and are doing it again with pink spam.

fuwawa sex

>>67777487
You are replying to one

>>67777241
Get three credit cards; one for mococo, one for Fuwawa, and one for their merch

FUWAMOCO are for unicorn eyes ONLY

>>67777461
You're in for a good one, I don't think we've got that flavor of watchalong from them aside from Kanon part 2.

>>67777487
Those retards were being shat on long before that, newchama. It all comes down to them "getting attention," and that's it.

>>67777398
>Everyone in this thread goes menhera if they don't get attention.
the clique also go menhera when they don't get attention. the difference is anons here aren't sending supas begging to be extra specials ruffians or making tweets in fuwamoco's hashtags crying because fuwawa read his superchat instead of mococo.

>>67777536
why isn't Mococo capitalized

>>67777472
Supa
>Cover gets 35%
>Talent gets 35%
>Youtube gets 30%

Physical merch
>Manufacturing gets ??%
>Cover gets ??%
>Talent gets ??%
>Transaction fees that are usually handled within Susan's cut get 5~10%
>Shipping gets 50%

Voice packs
>Cover gets ??%
>Talent gets ??%
>Transaction fees 5~10%

The real reason why physical merch sales are good is for the internal metrics of "holy fuck FuwaMoco sell five gorillion units of everything we put out. if we're ever shilling products that need many units moved, we should assign them to that brand"

>>67777711
>me
>get 200%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8YflSQi1Vk

fuwawa sex

>>67777648
>the difference is anons here aren't sending supas begging to be extra specials ruffians or making tweets in fuwamoco's hashtags crying because fuwawa read his superchat instead of mococo.
Yeah, honestly, you're right. I guess most of the menhera screaming here is the equivalent of screaming into the void. Though some of the worst shit ever said about these girls has been said /here/.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8YflSQi1Vk

/baubau/ failed to get the get
>67777777
lets see what it is

>>67777711
>merch sales are actually worse because i made up a bunch of shit and ignore talents saying they are better
dumb attention whore.

>>67777472
>>67777711
I don't like merch for because I legit do not have space for them

>>67777774
So close..........

>>67777693
cause I simply forgot to capitalize her name

>>67777768
HATESHINAIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>67777768
>>67777774
>>67777781
>>67777795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo

>>67777777

>>67777812
who got it

>>67777880
mocochan

>>67777768
>>67777795
HATESHINAIIIIIIIIIIIII

If I send "happy bday, love you so much, thanks for all the hard work, never stop being you" I'll just be one of 500 sending something like that and be forgotten...
But if I send something weird and crazy they'll think I'm dumb or even dislike me.

I guess the best thing to do would be to personally make something for them like say drawing something nice yourself or baking a cake themed like them or something and posting a photo of it.

>>67777821
Nobody is saying they're worse, people just spout out bullshit without considering the costs that come with physical merch, thinking any money is profit.
If your shipping is half of the order's price, like mine is, they are without a doubt making more of every $100 you send as superchat than they do from every $100 you spend on merch, shipping included.
You should buy physical merch if you want the merch, or if you want to contribute to those internal metrics, if you just want them to get more money, buy voice packs, it's by far the best cut.

>>67777814
Me watching yesterdays vod.

>>67777821
Ive heard there are volunteers willing to teach adults how to read and practice their reading comprehension skills. You should ask around and find one of them.

Let me breed this semen demon please for the love of god.

>>67777711
all of them are good for them for different reasons. being consistently at the top of SC revenue is obviously a good thing and it LOOKS good to cover, but I'd argue merch is even better.
as long as cover is making a shitload of money off of them, and they notice that interest in FuwaMoco is high, then FuwaMoco are gonna keep getting handed opportunities.

>>67777854
I hope every twitter nigger posting random garbage in their chats just to be screenshotted dies from anal cancer

>>67778033
jeeeeeesaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss
literally BEGGING FOR IT AAAAAAAAAA THIS IS TOO HOT

>>67778033
Have mercy...

>>67777970
Yeah, if you can make something yourself, that is definitely the coolest. But I don't mind being just one of many generic supas, because even though the answer I'll get won't be that special, it'll add up to them feeling so happy for having so many people loving and supporting them. You can always tell by their voices whenever they're in that state of euphoria after reading several loving messages like that, even if they don't have much to say.

Physical merch is easily the #1 thing to go for
>you get something out of it, every time you see it it'll make you think about them
>you can post photos of it and they'll love you for it and give you a like even
>they get a good chunk of money from it
>it boosts their internal rankings and makes them more likely to be considered for higher quality merch or sponsorships and special stuff like figures
>it doesn't waste another 30 seconds of their life with the 287th "love you two thank you for everything, you're just the best, etc." generic sc

>>67778033
BUILT FOR ME

>>67778061
You could do your part and report those comments. I assume it'll affect their main account given that they share the IP.

I'm not listening to economic mastermind menhera anons im sorry
I'll keep sending empty superchats

>>67778171
>>it doesn't waste another 30 seconds of their life with the 287th "love you two thank you for everything, you're just the best, etc." generic sc
This, but also they like these superchats too. So you should be buying merch and sending generic love SCs.

>>67778049
Absolutely, ultimately this is the most important thing. The more money they make, the more chances they'll have to get their names out there, and as a natural consequence, make more money.
To Cover's credit, they do try to be fair and include less performing talents a lot of the time, but the really big stuff that is tailor made for a single talent don't really have space for pity slots. You don't get to carry anyone with you for the really big stuff, you barely get any time yourself.

>>67778232
>empty superchats
stop being shy

>>67778171
30 seconds is nothing compared to how long Fuwawa spends looking at the porn I draw.

>>67778033
cum inside fuwawa

>>67778033
doggy style with doggies....

>>67778033
Stop it Fuwawa! I finished just two minutes ago.

When will they play this game?

>>67778582
is this destiny

>>67778506

Too dumb to write proper sentences about my love for them and too bland to write something funny about the stream
Almost 5 am, good night ruffians

>>67778033
>no grool
almost perfect

oh shit fuwawa and mococo will do superchat reading on their own separately
time send mococo blanks and watch her squirm

>>67778670
gptit

>>67778582
They should do an Advent Dota 2 collab with Fauna (since FuwaMoco are only going to play as 1 player)

>>67778712
And I bet you we will STILL get
>mococo read

>>67778750
that's a good one, someone should do that too
for both streams

>>67778750
That would actually be funny desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLWdSgVlC8&t=12145

>>67778750
kek

PLEASE let mococo know she is sexy and a fine woman during her solo stream
god i want to pump her full of hot semen and make out with her passionately and she needs to know she's not just cute, but arouses such desire from men

>>67778838
God I love this moment and that whole SC reading

is mococo going to complain if she gets less superchats than fuwawa?

>>67778838
Time to be brave again for Fuwawa's next solo.

GODDAMN THE KANON ED IS SO GROOVY & CATCHY
WHAT A BANGER ED

>>67778838
Moco chan is going to experience levels of cucking that Fuwawa has only dreamt of.

>>67778838
God she's so perfect...

>>67778947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1PCVYytPnA
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GROOVY?

>>67774737
>>67774900
>>67774955
>>67777864
>>67778652
>>67778360
>>67778838
I SWEAR IF I SEE ONE MORE IMAGE OF HER DOING THE SEX EYES I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO LOSE IT HOLY FUCK HOW CAN FUWAWA BE THIS FUCKING SEDUCTIVE

>>67778838
Link the "Ruffians sure are honest tonight huh" one too

>>67778750
Kek that's actually funny though

>>67779058

>>67779058

>>67779058
just give in and breed her
you know you want to

>>67779177
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67778838
>Live chat replay is not available for this video
wut

Hime-sama…

>>67779344
for a brief moment fuwawa flashed a screen of 4chan on the stream when she was going to read supachats and edited that out

>>67779344
she showed analytics on screen for half a second and edited it out

>>67779435
>>67779447
oh right i forgot about that

>>67779447
this is false
>>67779435
this is true

>>67779058
https://files.catbox.moe/y1cmvp.mp3a

>>67779547
>fixed
https://files.catbox.moe/y1cmvp.mp3

>>67779784
put it in a cake

>>67779547
>>67779784
WEW

it immediately slows down huh...
nasty ruffians

>>67778838
I remember this stream, goslings levels were critical and it's when I became a full on Fuwawa gachi.

>>67779015
why does that one sound fucked up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ur4SB_F3AE
karaoke never ever

>>67779547
>>67779784
FUWAWA SEX

>>67780113
grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovin magic

>>67780033
>all fighting and SC autism immediately ends the moment sexposting begins
>suddenly thread goes quiet for 10/15 minutes
I'm unironically laughing

>>67780033
I love how Fuwawa says "nasty"
With so much emphasis

>>67780033
REJOICE

>>67780353
I like her accent a lot, she pronounces words very nicely

>>67780033
IM WATCHING THE KANON WATCHALONG

>>67780395
this is some ugly art

>>67780425

How do I show them how much I love them if I don't have money, I can't convey my emotions through words, and I have no creative skills.

>>67780532
uhhhhh
post a tribute?

>>67780532
this is a good #helpFWMC question

>>67780532
take a picture of yourself smiling

>>67780626
*with some rephrasing

>>67780629
and post a new one everyday at the same time

>>67780532
work harder so you have money

>>67778582
>minimap at the bottom left that says A B C in a row
What's the name of the game? Feels familiar.

>>67780619
I would be lying if I said I didn't think about doing it

>>67780626
They would just talk about how showing up is enough

>>67780629
I will never post a picture of myself online

>>67780629
and in a dark closet

>>67772785
>Let's sing happy birthday to Fuwawa and Mococo. Sing along this track: https://files.catbox.moe/2s4fd4.mp3 and submit your vocals in the chat of this puzzle:
>https://jiggie.fun/baubauhappybirthday
Is there something wrong with the jiggie room? I can't join it to submit my autistic singing

>>67780827
its finicky on mobile iirc, try ticking the use desktop version option

RAFFEANS! fuwamoco jigsaw puzzle is ready
it's just 250 pieces so come participate
https://jiggie.fun/ZTIHWk

>>67780817
>>67780532
Make a long heartfelt post on xwitter about them and preface it with "I'm not creative and don't have much to give" or something like that
>can't convey emotions through words
it's not that hard. sit back and think through things while listening to love songs on repeat like I do.

>>67778732
they should do an advent heroes of the storm collab so FuwaMoco can play cho'gall

I have decided to only buy a thing lr two from fuwawa's bday merch and the full set for mococo. I love her more, please understand.

>>67780935
>it's not that hard
I've sat there with an empty reply for about 40 minutes, I've tried writing something after listening to white love or watching the end of the member christmas stream a few times and I always end up with nothing

I really hate it when FWMC are drawn in an ugly western style, or exaggerated for comic effect. They should be cute. This animation they retweeted sucks and is inferior to just watching the moment happen in the actual stream.

>>67781051
Some Fuwawafags will take this post very poorly but they literally said the same shit when it was revealed the birthday streams were separate.

>>67779072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmLWdSgVlC8&t=11663

>>67781310

>>67781361
>soundanon never made a soundpost of this
Absolutely criminal.

>>67781357
when was this? because they didn't talk about that when they dropped the schedule

>>67781361
i hope mococo never watched this stream

>>67781247
Start out simple and think of the absolute BASIC things you like about FuwaMoco
for instance
>I like their voices
>I like their work ethic
>They're both funny
>I like their banter
then they to expand on those a little bit by asking yourself why
You can even do this with your emotions, too.
>I love FuwaMoco
why?
>They make me smile
why
>They're both nice and funny
and so on and so on. add in some cringe flowery text and you have a gachikoi message

>>67781361
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67781361
God... I've absolutely fallen for this woman..

who is onii-chan? should I just unsub now and save myself the heartbreak? The shit I learned is just weird as fuck. I thought they were actually fucking special I hate this fucking shit hobby.

It's the chatfags who are defending scalping by the way. They are pro scalpers.

>>67781562
wrong tab bro

>>67781361
god im not sure if im looking forward to these solo supareadings

>>67781602
her close ups are so cute. My moco-hime...

>>67781602
I love her

>>67781487
Maybe I'm just a retard because I can't do that, my mind goes blank way too quickly because I get overwhelmed

>>67781562
Me, I'm onii-chan. Now fuck off.

Everyone who retweeted the invitation has no manners. That invitation was to YOU, they didn't tell you to invite other people.

>>67781818
You might be retarded, but that's okay. Retarded wuffians are cute.
I would say just watch them and have fun. Try commenting on their VODs whenever you watch them. EVEN if its something basic like "thanks for the stream!" Save up some money for a supa and send it when you one day think of the right words to say.
Good luck!

>>67781818
Just fucking do a tweet that says "I love Fuwamoco BAU BAU!" They'll like that.

>>67781361

>>67781941
Not everyone is a whore like you, bro, only people I ever interact with on twitter are them, the only people who follow me are ruffians. My words don't reach the peasants.

>>67781818
You're overthinking it. Write what you feel in simple terms. "Fuwamoco make me happy because X". If you can't do that just tweet "I love Fuwamoco" and stop worrying about expressing yourself in ways you're not capable of doing

>>67781941
they would want me to invite my friends to my girlfriend's birthday party

So who was Noshiro

>>67782244
pero

>>67782244
some guy that got someone to send a birthday SC for him

>>67780532
Just give a like on their videos, that should be more than enough.

I feel cringe as fuck but they seem to like cringe as fuck Ruffians so maybe it'll be okay. Although if they don't acknowledge it after a bit, I am definitely going to delete it. I won't go menhera but I'm also not leaving that out on the internet to rot.

If you can't think of anything, just tweet "sex with fuwamoco"

>>67781941
I was already invited to my wives birthdays. this invitation is for all the ones who weren't yet. Im simply their husband handing out invitations to all their friends/acquaintances.

>>67782320
I only want fuwawa, other ruffians can take mococo

>>67782244
moustachbro

>>67782318
what the fuck are you talking about, dumb gorilla nigger

>>67782318
>but they seem to like cringe as fuck Ruffians so maybe it'll be okay
Fucking kek this. These girls are life-long otaku. They are immune to cringe.
If anything, they find cringe endearing. Remember animeNYC? Do you think they preferred the autistic sounding guy or the guy who did pushups?

>>67782360
you're missing out

what's cooler than being cool?

>>67782587
Mococool

>>67782587
being fuwawa

BAU BAU

>>67780922
took about 35 minutes huh

So will you watch Watame's solo live? I'm looking at this week's schedule and I'm not sure where sleep goes.

>>67782587
They should really do hey ya though. That would be really fun from them

>>67782643
I'll be at work, and spwn archive takes five billion years to process, so I'll save it for homework day

>>67782638
i got like 3 hours of sleep

>>67782643
Yeah, I'll be watching. It's at 445am, but it means a lot to my wives, so I want to experience it with them.

>>67782518
I think they really liked that autistic girl that talked about dinosaurs. If I can't get a wife like FuwaMoco than I want a wife like her

>>67782638
>>67782727
also didn't help a lot of the pieces looked identical because they they had so much skin showing

>>67782643
Nope. I’ll be watching their reactions to it.

>>67782643
i'll ride the boat

>it's called Metal Gear Solid 2 because it's Metal Gear Solid, Too
Kojima did it again...

do you think fuwawa says wuffian on purpose

>>67782643
Is it paid content?

>>67783321
ain't no way...
>>67783333
they sneeze on purpose to get more SCs to pay their water bill

>>67783333
Sometimes, yes. Once we started to notice it, I felt like she started to do it more.
She knows we all think it's cute, and she loves when people see her as cute.

>>67783340
yes

We should bring back idolkino for the homework sundays this month. 4PM PST.

Baking the birthday cake tomorrow then filming myself singing happy birthday with the lit candles and my debut acrylics and posting it.

>>67783723
I kneel.

>>67772785
>Let's sing happy birthday to Fuwawa and Mococo. Sing along this track: https://files.catbox.moe/2s4fd4.mp3 and submit your vocals in the chat of this puzzle:
>https://jiggie.fun/baubauhappybirthday

It's already week day and you promised, ruffian!

>>67783723
The singing part sounds sad, go for it.

Is it wrong for me to catch up on vods at 2x speed?

>>67783723
I kneel birthdaygod

>>67783825
yes

>>67783825
Why even watch it at that point?
You already missed it live, might as well enjoy it as delivered at your own pace

>>67783927
2x might be his pace
personally i speed up specific portions of vods when im watching

>>67783960
I genuinely miss it so much...

i miss them…

>>67783960
Capcom would never. We could be on episode 80 of Dragon's Dogma at this point.

Thoughts?

>>67784079
none

>>67784079
ADVENT clan lieutenant
Mococo Abyssgard

>go on a nostalgia trip and check out my former oshi's old streams
>realize I like Fuwawa so much because she reminds me of a less openly lewd version of her
Now I've made myself sad.

>>67784144
I don't get it

>>67783723
Way to out yourself.

>>67783960
It's pretty sad they stopped just before the water temple

>>67784079
why is she a part of the yakuza

>>67784180
what games did she play? satisfactory?

>>67784212
no one cares if you're here or not

>>67784079
If she's that openly brazen about being a criminal why is she carrying that pea shooter?

>>67784079
i need her so bad

>>67784180
Just means you have a type, what's wrong with that?

>>67784212
If they're posting a video singing hbd publicly I think they don't care about being 'outed'

>>67784079
VERY good.

>>67784332
Just join the HBD singing that BAU BAU is already doing, less chance of being ignored and then going menhera when he inevitably gets lost in the thousands of other well wishes.

>>67784079
this looks like djeeta
now I want djeeta mococo

>>67784079
Yakuza-style tattoos are my one exception to disliking tattoos on women.

>>67784229
I was thinking of Finana back when she was just a cute retard in the early days. This comparison is almost certainly a huge stretch, maybe I'm just projecting.

>>67784450
i want to draw a lot of granblue-related fuwamoco art but im just not good at drawing...

>>67784450
give it up, they're not playing GB versus

I WILL BREED FUWAWA

>>67784466
I'll skin you alive for even suggesting that.

>>67784466
Kill yourself Nijinigger.

Ruffians! We are supposed to be friends, okay?

>>67784466
>Yakuza-style tattoos are my one exception to disliking tattoos on women.
That’s probably because they’re works of art instead of trashy shit.
>spoiler
Yeah I don’t see it.

You are king

>>67784647
I'm frens with everyone in this thread, unless they say something that I slightly disagree with.

>>67784647
I dont have friends, just acquaintances.

>>67784647
Sometimes there are people you shouldn't friend and or associate with.

>>67784647
What do you mean, I'm your friend.

I love all ruffians

>>67784520
they might like relink

>>67784647
True. So can I get a hug?

>>67784852
No, that’s not physically possible.
Just hang in there, bud.

>>67784852
*hugs* *hugs* *hugs*
*giggles*
luv u wuffian

when we do get ASMR i really wont be able to hold back fapping
hearing fuwawa and mococos whispering, hushed voice in both ears

>>67784923
thanks for sharing with the class, wuffian

>>67784923
I cant even hold back in normal streams. ASMR would be hands free orgasms

>>67784647
Hah! As if I would act friendly with the inferior masses. You see, I'm an EXTRA SPECIAL ruffian.

>>67784995
have you been pinned by mococo?

>>67784923
>thousands of ojisans will be jerking off to their inevitable asmr
I unironically wonder if they're aware of this fact?

I know Fuwawa loves me, but would she let me piss on her?

I wonder what they're gonna do for Valentine's

>>67785018
I wanna get pinned by Mococo

>>67785031
I think fuwawa is unironically the type of person that would love to jerk off all ojisans if that makes them happy

>>67785054
each other

>>67785054
their best

>>67785074
Giggling as she's absolutely coated. Wuffians bring extra silly

send sc with difficult words for mococoe to read

>>67783960
Will eventually see it, it hasn't been dropped. It'll comewhen TerminalMontage releases their Water Temple video.

>>67784923
I hope they lean into roleplay stuff.
Also sniffing asmr since they're demon guard dogs after all.

>>67785054
Me, of course. Not any of you.

New ruffian here, have they talked about their fetishes? Are they into BDSM?

>>67785258
Fat aging ojisans with massive smooth belly and cute toes. Japanese. Pervert virgin kissless.

>>67785258
theyre into lovey-dovey-kissy handholding sex with nakadashi

FUWAWA SEX

>>67785044
It'll be the opposite, she'll mark you over and over all day

>>67785258
Fuwawa is into ugly fat bastards.
Mococo is into being treated like a princess by a handsome man.
But both are into 30+ year old men. Not zoomers.

>>67785180
advent D&D when
shiori as DM

>>67785258
Fuwawa unironically wants to be yobai'd by a fat/chubby ojisan.
Mococo wants to be princess carried to bed by a relatively handsome, kind man who tells her sweet/cheesy things.
Both unironically want to be impregnated, but are destined to be lonely cat ladies relegated to eating each other out forever.

Miss Mococutie read: I hope all yall have a rootin tootin golly good birthday, yall hear? If anyone upsets you today they'll have to deal with this ol' bear, ya hear?

>>67785464
I want someone to send "Fuwawa read" on Mococo's birthday

i wish they would say something about liking bald guys

>>67785385
>>67785452
well how the fuck can this work? it’s a package deal but you can only look like one of their types and not the other

>>67785412
Maybe they'd be down to give it a try
>shiori as DM
Aw fuck that'll really be something to witness.

>>67785511
Pretty sure Fuwawa talked about rubbing bald heads before.

>>67785123
Go for it, champ.
>Greetings and joyous natal day, Mococo! I tender thee gratitude for thy toil and steadfast guardianship of our mirthful countenances. We hold thee in high regard, and wish for thee the utmost splendiferous celebration on this, thy natal day!

>>67785506
Make them read a birthday wish for their sister. (Do not).

>>67785514
get fat for winter, get fit for summer.

Sending Fuwawa multiple big fat akas to get her wet on her special day.
Sending Mococo lots of oranges with cheesy romantic pickup lines and compliments to warm her heart (privately) and comfort her without making her read aloud