/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

if your oshi had a boyfriend she wouldn't have gotten this job

>>67765695
ironmouse have a x husband and boyfriend

>>67765751
>ironmouse
is THAT your oshi anon? jesas

>>67765789
my oshi

>>67765695
False
gura and fauna

>>67765751
Had HAD, years and years prior to her internet stuff apparently.
Though that being said, when did Mouse give “GFE” vibes?

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>>67766347
>if your oshi had a boyfriend she wouldn't have gotten this job

no one said

>>67765695
shouldn't*

MiComet is real ||as in, Miko raped Suisei and she liked it unlike Peko||

All oshis that often go on long breaks are either in a deep relationship, married, or have a family.

Oh and another one: those that stream non-stop, without any significant breaks (other than actual sickness, loss, annual leave) are clinically insane and have had such a terrible upbringing that they are unable to function properly as a normal part of society, since they don't know what is really "normal" or not. Because of this, they rarely socialize and develop real feelings for their chat (be them good or bad) in order to fill in the primal hole of wanting to have a family

This one is my favorite: In light of the recent Rushia scandal about her being married whilst being a streamer, and divorced because of both her and her ex-husband cheating, Pekora, Marine and Flare are not streaming until the end of the month because they have been summoned to testify in court because they themselves have met Rushia's ex-husband and may have a possible relation to cheating with him. Although it could be false because Rushia is a certified menhara.

>>67766576
the state of micomet posters

>>67765645
Lamy raped Marine one night when she was very drunk, it's the reason they don't talk anymore and Marine took her key away form her.

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>>67766596
False rrats as they didn't follow OP's instructions
>>67765695
The one true rrat so far, as it contained an ogey
>>67766367
Had an ogey, but no rrat.

>>67765645
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>>67766596
Since we're dropping redpills, here's a copypasta stolen from another thread

Being a vtuber fan who is parasocial for these chicks is the true ULTIMATE and FINAL cuck. At least in a irl relationship you maybe got to fuck once or twice or at least TOUCH the bitch before being cucked. With vtubers you don't even get that. She could be fucking someone behind the scenes and you wouldn't even know. You can only get your name read from a superchat that will likely be used for condom money. Say what you will about the smug "I only watch vtubers for entertainment" crowd at least they're under no illusions.

>>67766596
>That last one
That's literally not how that works in court at all. Woman is full of shit is she said that.

>>67765645
Fuwamoco are not sisters, they are a lesbian couple and have sex every night....

>>67767148
Fuwamoco are sisters AND are a lesbian couple that has sex every night.

rrat: Lisa SCAMMED Pippa Pipkin out of MILLIONS of dollars, stripped her naked, and led her through a Walmart by a leash after inserting a lovense and a vibrating bunny tail plug into Pippa's body. Then she made Pippa cum in front of the checklanes during peak hours. Pippa had to flee to the otherside of the country in shame and move back in with her ABUSIVE PARENTS because she was too poor to live on her own. let me know if you want the realistic version

several holos are dating amongst themselves
it's simpler that way, everyone involved understands the struggle, possible leaks are easily dealt with as fans likely would welcome it, and they are within the small pool of people who even understand what your life is like

Fuwamoco will only do 1 on 1 collabs (or 2 on 1 I guess) with Holos who are currently single. They will do group collabs with anyone though.

>>67766766
Don't think that's a rrat anon I think you've said too much we're coming for you nigga.

>>67765695
only if she does GFE
Like niggas unaware that they need EXPERIENCE to offer the GF part, fucking delusional gachikois

>>67766347
she calls her fans "precious family" while keeping her real family situation hidden from view, I just think that's peak clown world

>>67766596
>All oshis that often go on long breaks are either in a deep relationship, married, or have a family.

>those that stream non-stop, without any significant breaks (other than actual sickness, loss, annual leave) are clinically insane and have had such a terrible upbringing that they are unable to function properly as a normal part of society, since they don't know what is really "normal" or not. Because of this, they rarely socialize and develop real feelings for their chat (be them good or bad) in order to fill in the primal hole of wanting to have a family

OP said rrats not blackpills anon

>your oshi is married
Yeah, with me, no shit.

Miko didn't rape Pekora...
hard enough

Can't post actual rats since Jannies nuke anything about their oshi

>>67765645
Management is forcing Gura to be active during the Sendai aquarium collab, she came back like the day it opened and she'll probably be gone the day after it closes.

At this point the better question would be, whose vtuber carrear has not been a mistake?
Who is actually entertaining while being genuine and not a grifting whore?

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>>67769388
She is a grifting whore tho. She leads herself for her fans

>>67769667
again in english?

>>67767694
>the only single members of HoloEN are Biboo and fucking Mori
Holy grim

>>67769214
That isn't a better question, because nobody can answer it
It doesn't matter how genuine someone is, if you're a schizo that doesn't trust people can agree with you on some things and still have other opinions, that will never matter, you choose who to trust, nobody can make you trust them

>>67770392
nice strawman, that wasn't the question.

>>67769214
All of gen 0, gen 1, and gen 2.

>>67767694
>biboo
>mori
>fubuki
>lui
>koyori
>anya
The Holo dating pool looks ruff bros... I claim Koyori.

>>67771275
>nayuta
>aqua
>shion
>ayame
absolutely fucking not LOL

>>67771380
What the goddamn fuck is your definition of grifting whore if you think Azki, Shion and Aqua are grifting whores?

>>67771373
I'll take the sex hag fubuki. She's the type to serve you breakfast in bed while she's on nothing but her robe.

>>67771517
I don't know about the other two, but I've never gotten the feeling that Shion was "genuine". She doesn't actually enjoy streaming like some other members.

The alien fucked other girls from holo.

>>67772445
the alien?
from outer space?

>>67769214
My faith in humanity is at an all time low, but if Korone isn't genuine, I think I'll just off myself.

>>67765645
Kiara's related to the basement grandpa, aka "no.1 best dad in the world"

>>67771373
LA+ already claimed Koyori.

>>67773005
Should be fine if she doesn't do GFE. Otherwise I'll have bad news for you...

>>67765645
Pekora pimps out Yagoo to high powered businessmen

>>67769214
Sora

>>67769214
>Who is actually entertaining while being genuine and not a grifting whore?
My oshis.

>>67765789
There's literally nothing wrong with that. The mouse is cute.

She actually hates streaming and her fans.

>>67772316
To my understanding she's depressed as fuck so at least that would explain her lack of drive.

>>67771380
sounds like >>67770392 was right

>>67765697
This did not age well

>>67773596
>nothing wrong with that
Grim.

Nerissa is Gura's nepo hire

>>67773596
Is there anything NOT wrong with that?

>>67773596
>ironlung is your oshi
I'm sorry your uncle touched you, anon.

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>>67772445
He sent the message on purpose during the collab as his exit opportunity. I refuse to change my mind.

>>67776090
was she in on it?
does she hate cheaters?
how strong is Flare's influence?

>>67767600
If like 3 or 4 Holos are lesbians, it's a lot. Weak rrat. Not ogey.

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>>67771650
I'm taking Lui, then. I love her husky voice.
>Captcha
They need a partner to remain mentally stable, captcha-kun.

>>67776317
Selection bias. The women that watch hololive and know of it's existence are more likely to be lesbians.

>>67776090
>He saw the chance, he took the shot.
May you stop suffering soon, Mafumafu.

>>67776317
bisexual women exist too

>>67768004
Bro what experience? I keep seeing this shit. Making kisses and being nice to viewers, that's all there is to it lmao.

>>67777214
experience in gaslighting men it seems

>>67769777
Let's be honest, Mori is only single now cause she hit the wall hard.

>>67776317
F it, then: Hololive has become a lesbian clique where mentally ill girls are bullied into sex by people less successful than them.

Everybody who tries to resist them get a harsher contract, and the girls in question then retaliate against the company by streaming less.

While not streaming, the non-lesbians secretly trade sex for money with the eventual aim to buy the company and expel all the lesbians who bullied them. The lesbians know this, and farm 4Chan for ways to thwart those they can't control. Both sides are too autistic to actually talk to a lawyer.

Yagoo has not stopped any of this because he was secretly assassinate back in February 2023.

>>67765645
>Idol company
>14 generations later, no one can sing better than Suisei
I believe Suisei is lobbying the recruiters so they won't hire someone who can sing better than her, to ensure that she retains her position as the best singer in Hololive forever

>>67778324
I know the ringleaders of this erogenous plot
i mean egregious

>>67778324
This rrat I gladly feed.

>>67778324
I'm this close to giving an ogey...
Give me something more

One of the girls in hololive production has a penis

>>67766367
Seems like "Relentless Rrat" is a worse card than "Relentless Rat". Why would you put Rrats in your deck when you still need Rats for the "+1/+1" effect and Rrats not giving a bonus to the Rats on the battlefield?
Might as well go for an all Rat build.

>>67765645
Your bitch is roleplaying an idol. She’s actually a whore who got ran through by multiple men. She also cheated on all her partners.

Thank god it’s not my tuber though

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>>67774635
why do numbermonkeys hate her so much?

>>67782106
>https://magic.wizards.com/en/rules
>201.6. Promotional or alternate-art versions of some cards feature a secondary title bar below the name line. The card’s name as listed in the Oracle card reference is displayed in the secondary title bar, and an alternate name appears in the upper left corner. For the purposes of deck construction, game rules, and effects, these cards have only the card name specified in the secondary title bar. Rules text may also refer to a card’s alternate name; instances of the alternate name that are present in rules text refer to the name specified in the secondary title bar. The alternate name has no effect on game play.
The Rrat card functions identically to, and counts as, the Rat card. They do this with real Magic cards sometimes to slap a crossover IP onto a fitting existing card.

>>67783771
oh, ogey

>>67783937
rrat!

>>67765645
Some companies have paid shills on this site to fling shit at each other, but you never noticed them because they are incompetence at thier job

>>67766766
>"I only watch vtubers for entertainment" crowd
Cucks in denial.

>>67765695
I beleb

>>67766766
Jokes on you, I'm an actual unironic cuck. Unfortunately, no matter how hard I look, my oshi is completely clean of any BF yab. So I guess I'm still being cucked, just in a more abstract way.

In January, Aki only started doing solo streams after Mel's termination.
Everything before that was Ecelebs she met in VCR and the Mario Kart tournament, oh and one 5 person hololive collab.
She's done some Eceleb collabs after that but those could have been in the making before she knew about Mel, so she'd be obliged to go.
After Mel's termination, she's stated to distance herself from the VCR people.

>>67766766
I agree on the premise but I'd also add that any vtuber boyfriend is also a cuck, maybe not on the same level as the viewers or an actual fetish cuck and maybe even closer to the fetish one. Hear me out, at the end of the day a parasocial viewer has what is basically a crush on a girl and that would make them as cucked as a guy that has a crush on a girl he knows even though they were never in a relationship. On the other hand, the boyfriend IS in a relationship AND if your girlfriend spends 5 to 8 hours a day entertaining (or worse, doing GFE) to thousands of internet men then... that's pretty cuckish to me. Imagine wanting to fuck or even just go out with your girlfriend and she tells you
>sorry babe I have to do ASMR to my paypigs to jerk off
And then you're alone jerking off while listening to your girlfriend pretend to give a blow job to random men on the other room. Nah man fuck that shit. That being said you do get to fuck her I guess so that makes you less of a cuck than say a true fetish cuck, but even true fetish cucks fuck their girls too so... idk. I guess just find one loyal girl to settle with that works in accounting or some boring shit if you don't want to be a cuck.

NijiEn's management are unironically /here/ and know full well their actions won't have consequences because they just know people will use their livers (eg Elira, Enna, Kyo, etc) as their scapegoats