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How I feel knowing that WW3 is about to happen and all of you (my enemies) will get drafted to die in the meat grinder while I sit comfy at home with my rations, solar panels, and hundreds of gallons of potable water.

>> No.67754730

All that would be left are my eyeballs...

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>>67754691
How I feel knowing you haven't been taking your meds for the past 3 days.

>> No.67754927
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>>67754691
Joke's on you, bitch.
The military decided that I'm too insane to serve, and told me to fuck off.

So get ready, because I'm going to piss in your fucking water.

>> No.67755023

>>67754691
I'm too old to get drafted. I'm going to stay behind to breed with all your females while you're all getting shot at.

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>>67754927
Jokes on YOU, Ukraine AND Russia started drafting people with mental illnesses and of ages up to 60 years old. The west will do the same in a real war.

You will only be exempt if you have a defense industry job OR you live off the grid.

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>>67754691
>>67755072
>implying the glowies aren't gonna drag you out off your cuck shed anyways
You better start getting used to watching your oshi in the trenches

>> No.67755332

>>67754691
two more weeks?

>> No.67755363

>>67754691
Pekora stop posting on 4chan and get back to playing terraria.

>> No.67755377

>>67754691
I'm gonna watch my oshi's stream on frontlines or hell, even middle of the fight when I'm about to explode to thousand pieces

>> No.67755453

>>67755377
>gura finally streams
>it gets interrupted by a FPV drone chasing me into a ditch

>> No.67755494

>>67755072
>AND Russia
Proof next thread right?

>> No.67755532

>>67755072
The West has a much larger supply of soldiers than the Ukraine. Look at how few people it took to take over a militarized Iraq in about a month and realize that drone warfare takes precedence now.

>> No.67755924

>Get blown up and put in a compilation video with music
>Your favorite vtuber watches it and laughs at you as the drone chases you around

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>>67754691
I will gladly die for Russia.

>> No.67756290

>>67755532
Yeah it was hard to get rid of the CIA asset who was never popular and stayed in power via secret police and chemical weapons given by the West.

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