/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67722304
KIKI LOVE!

OLVE GIGI

um... hellooooo?

>>67716041
Watched from hand measuring onwards, pomf stream of Kiki playing newgrounds H-Games when

/( o)_( ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ )_( o) OLVE COOGIES ( o)_( ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ )_( o)/
(un)official recipe for all that really ovle kiki for, this recipe (you) will need:
>1 cup flour
>1/3 cup OLVE oil (honnestly the idea only came to be beause I didnt have any other cooking fats)
>1/3 cup milk
>2/3 cup sugar
>a handful of peanuts (I used activated almonds because I didn't have them, but kiki likes peanuts)
>1/4 tsp and a half baking soda (this is what makes it puffy ToT, use precisly 1/4 and a 1/8, too much and you and up with bread...)
>1tbsp cocoa powder
>a small dash of vanilla extract
>a small pinch of salt
Steps
>in a bowl for the dry ingredients, put the flour, baking soda, salt and cocoa powder then whisk.
>in another bowl for the wet ingredients, put olive oil and sugar, mix, add milk and vanilla, mix again.
>add dry mixture to the wet one, mix, then add peanuts, mix again.
>put your cookie dough on a baking pan with parchment paper
>put it in the oven, then heat the oven at 400f/205c for 15min.
>take them out and let them cool(soooo kewl)
here you go, the (un)official OLVE cookies, I'm not a baker, so adjust as you will.
btw, I know eating raw cookie dough is tempting, but the rawness gives a sickly sweet olive oil taste, so I don't recommend it (I don't notice the olive after baking tho)
/( o)_( ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ )_( o)_( o)_( ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ )_( o)_( o)_( ᐢ. ̫ .ᐢ )_( o)/

Is this the rabbit thread?

>>67723486
moight be...

I liked that little dance/jingle from the beginning of the opening of her debut highlight video so much that I made a WebM of just that.
Sound version: >>>/wsg/5432181

>>67723642
so it seems so it seems

>>67723642
check out that nerd neck

I've been putting off dishes and laundry for like 3 or 4 months now...

>>67724662
Do it! Do it noooooow!!!

>>67724662
Laundry I can understand but dishes? I have to do dishes every single day, sometimes twice a day. What do you eat?

>>67725545
NTA, but back when I was in college I'd frequently avoid dishes by either eating things that didn't require dishes at all (chips and salsa, stuff out of jars, ready-made meat patties that I'd just stick onto the blade of my knife and eat off of without using a plate or anything) dry foods that I didn't consider to "dirty" the plate I used (hotdog on a bun, a sandwich) or I'd simply wipe the vessel I used until dry with a paper towel and considered that good enough. For example, I often made microwave ramen in a specific square plastic bowl designed for it, and after I was done I'd just wipe it dry of leftover broth and put it back on the shelf without washing it.

>>67726003
>microwave ramen
>microwave ramen in a plastic bowl
Holy shit man

>>67726243
Hey, it was simple, cheap, and tasty.

i dont care about microplastics but i hate eating/drinking out of plastic because in my experience if you wash it it just tastes like soap. this is why i HATE TUPPERWERE

>>67726429
if you wash it by hand with a brush it won't taste like soap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Do other countries not have dishwasher machines?

>>67727672
i wash everything by hand. maybe i just pick up on it easier or something. still not gonna use plastic

>>67727925
i would never get a dishwasher. seems like it would waste water

>>67728239
All accounts I've read say it uses significantly less water than washing by hands.

>>67728239
Mamapyon?

>>67728309
I think it depends on whether someone is the "have water running constantly" sort of handwasher or the "fill sink with water once and wash all dishes in the same dirty soapy broth" sort of handwasher.

>>67728396
yeah im the latter. i hate using lots of water that just literally goes down the drain.

>>67728661
it's not like it becomes forever unusable. one of the few truly recyclable things on the planet is water.

>>67729148
Recycling it costs energy, though.

>>67729247
it's being filtered, used and recycled over and over one way or another, if not by you then by everyone else.

>>67729148
true however im pretty set in my ways to not waste something if i dont need to. i take long showers but thats about as far as i go on using lots of water.

>>67728309
i'm imagining this as a dishwasher marketing blurb where the comparison point is like an informercial buffoon who's purposefully wasteful

>>67729464
>where the comparison point is like an informercial buffoon who's purposefully wasteful

>>67729600
kek

>>67729600
hammies will be happily snacking on those long-lost cheetos that rolled beneath the furniture

https://twitter.com/bunnyonvt/status/1751769978762907657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yZ71SlyFcA

KIKI CUNNY KIKI CUNNY KIKI CUNNY KIKI CUNNY KIKI CUNNY KIKI CUNNY PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>67730084
what's this peanut so smug about
she probably doesn't even wear underwear under her trousers

>>67730084

>>67730677
she's so small she's allowed to be smug

>>67730346
This desu

>>67723496
>gonna need little kiki hands already

>>67732199
CORN GANG REPRESENT

>>67732199
get lost, ramples

>>67732199
i am NOD indresded in this!!

>>67732199

>>67732199

>>67732199
Dang, boy's even got his own dark aura
We gonna see an epic Champles vs Ramples like Longcat vs Tacgnol?

>>67732669
nodreally...

ha . . .

>>67732999
checked & hamha'd!

>>67732999
ham...pardon me...hamha!!

she's getting closer

LIVE!

https://youtu.be/1yZ71SlyFcA
https://youtu.be/1yZ71SlyFcA
https://youtu.be/1yZ71SlyFcA

>>67732199
ramples is just the fallen shadow mascot with rabbits ears instead of a viking hat

>>67730677
What trousers?

>>67733329
its a bit more complicated than that

Is YouTube buffering really bad for anyone else?

>>67733592
Yes

>>67733592
not I

ready for rab!

>>67733592
ye

`!Intro animation

>>67733329
had to look up and no it's not ya fool

>>67733514
blue board champoo

hi rab

`!Kiki on the telly!|Zatsu

Yeah have to watch through twitch as well since yt buffering sucks.

>>67733697
kind of

>>67733848
wait, you guys aren't all playing her stream on both platforms every time?

`Showing us what she was working on last time

>coloring is fun
paint bucket tool, my beloved...

>>67733883
nuh uh ramples has a white outline

`Kiki had an idea about the sandals (-5)

how about freckles?

`She'll be so white she's almost transparent under the tan lines (-5)

kiki is not like those other stinky girls

`Kiki has a resting scared face (-5)

kiki dox

Spotted kiki

`Kiki looking nervous (-5)

her deepest, darkest secret is that she's actually Canadian

>>67735060
I don't see any spots

Jesus
Youtube is being an absolute dumpster fire.
I'd watch on twitch, but my membership is on youtube and I dun want to miss out on my emotes.
Poosan has really dropped the ball.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but bring Susan back

>>67734979
>>67735060
what have they seen / heard?

`You can find racists anywhere in America (-10)

>>67735292
they hear what is said during the dot dot dots

>>67735271
This is what happens when you replace westerners with indians.

>>67735292
It's more like "what have they smelt?".

`She lives in Indiana (-5)

>>67735344
if a goose is involved does it make it foie gras instead?

For Kiki's reference, here's where it is

from ney joysey?

kiki did so bad at that american states quiz, at least 10% of Americans who took the test did better than her.

The Indianapolis 500, formally known as the Indianapolis 500-Mile Race, and commonly called the Indy 500, is an annual automobile race held at Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana, United States, an enclave suburb of Indianapolis.

>>67735430
have a heart

moo

im from uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh snow

`Kiki explains what a ranga is (-5)

Can I adopt Kiki and bring her back home to Alabama?

with her being a racer, she should be able to have an autistic fixation on cars/nascar and do watch alongs for the big races.


also she needs to be a speed demon

https://www.youtube.com/watch/FPZi51GL3cs

spelling is weird because all words in America come from different countries and languages all the time

I can't believe my people are being stereotyped by Kiki Uoh

the real recipients of the "hurrdurr inbred" stigma should be pakistanis, do NOD look up into those statistics

states map just for reference

>>67735729
But she also can't drive and is horrible at driving video games but insists she's the best player in the world

I need help with this adblock youtube bullshit. Stream's unwatchable

Can Kiki sing the yellow rose of Texas?

>>67735737
My favorite language factoid is how when a cow is alive we call it a cow, but when we eat it it's called beef, because when the French ruled England all of the peasants working in the field spoke English but the rich people who ate fine meals spoke French, so we ended up with two separate words for the same animal.

mississippi is the real southen state. After failing for 130 years to ratify the 13th Amendment, which abolished slavery except as punishment for crime, the state of Mississippi finally ratified the Thirteenth Amendment on March 16, 1995. with the thirteenth amendment stating "Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction."

>>67735929
what about pigs/swine and pork?

`Kiki is scared to go to America (-5)

>>67735976
Same thing. "Pork" comes from the French word for pig.

>>67735929
indresding
in my language i've also noticed a stratification of loanwords, on which demographic brought which loanwords and it's all very telling

`A baby skunk

that's nod a sgunk, that's baby kiki

>kiki gets a pet skunk
>now 2 fog horn noises have to be played when she is around

this vid is as sweet as pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vszWsYOdnPg

OBSERVETH

fuck my humour is bad, "I'm scared to go to australia because of the animals, I'm scared to go to america..." and my mind filled in "because of the 'animals'" sorry

Hi. Do you have any Jewish ancestry?

>>67736278
Bears are very scary Anon :).

A former co-worker became a manager at his new company and said he was totally unprepared for having to deal with telling one of his employees that he had really bad body odor and other people were complaining about it.

lol

`Kiki pleads the fifth (-5)

>>67736319
I got your dna results

for posterity, this is what the nascar uniform kinda looks like, besides with different colors and sponsors depending on the person,so she should have this kind of outfit imo

Moose are like kangaroos except ten times their size.

https://bearcountryusa.com/

In America you can go to a place and drive through and see bears/wolves/moose if you wanded to

Kiki's moossussy

Moose are WAY bigger than Kangaroos

>>67736021
i know more french than i thought
and this took way longer than the joke was good for

`A big moose

Must be possible

Uuuuuoooohhh Brat correction!

<Champoo is now playing Palworld>

>>67736963
I was just about to

>>67736915
kiki loves moose because they have a huge ballsack neck

`Realizing that moosies have ballsack necks (-5)

it's so over for ballsack neck champs...

I have a mooseneck underneath my champickle..
Guess I gotta get rid of it..

mweeeh

Pressing my ballsack to Kiki's neck

Kiki will be requiring all champs to be castrated

Kek I was looking up the size difference between Elk and Moose since Elk are more common in the US, and the first pic was this

kiki wears my balls as sleeping mask

`Little Man got into Kiki's bed this morning (-5)

in arizona it can get to 120 F with lots of sun (49C)

show the cronch video to the tourists

>>67737390
his head has tripled in size since this photo

bearded man

diamond spotted

good shot of the beard

He looks so wise.

`Showing Little Man's beard

littleman is a notorious vagueposter

Have you ever done this to Little Man?

i never have nails because i chew them before they grow out

eeew nail chewer, nail chewer!

`Why Kiki started biting her nails (-5)

I just rip my toenails off, it's oddly satisfying

If you don't bite your nails, you can add the length of your nails to the size of your hands so you can say they're at least a little bigger

im flexible enough to chew my toenails. i have done it before

Back in my day we used to send dick pics

is kiki a foot fag

Kiki that's some kinky shit. I'm not sure if I should support your foot fetish.

KIKI LOVES FEEEEEEEEEET

that's a fucking kino profile pic

I think she's close

`Kiki likes looking at ingrown toe removal videos (-130)

>>67738207

Feet bros feasting tonight lol

i used to watch blackhead removal videos a lot so i completly understand kiki

Are you into pimple popping too

your ingrown toenail was literally me...

When I'm searching something on youtube, sometimes youtube seemingly gets tired of giving me actual search results and just shows pimple popping, blackheads and botfly shit for no reason whatsoever. I want so very much to destroy whoever makes it do that.

I put up ear wax removal vids on cy before but you guys skipped them...

>>67738519
same

>>67738519 me
hmmmnnn-okay, I'll allow it then ¬_¬

i like when kiki

`Papapyon would call Kiki a little raccoon or squirrel (-5)

My recommendeds are full of femboys what have you been watching?

`Kiki's favorite combination when getting Indian food (-5)

>>67738811
I remember seeing a youtube channel with a humble little guy who would go catch and release river fishing, wearing an Astolfo or a Felix argyle cosplay, or something else similar. Very calming and not gay at all.

in america good chinese food is at the places with a kid doing homework on the counter and yelling from the kitchen

>>67739170
femboy fishing? i love fishing so i thought the channel was relaxing

ive had a dream of owning a coffee shop or cafe. i feel like it would be a great atmosphere i could curate if only i had the money and dedication

>>67739346
I think starting a restaurant is the stereotypical way for people with no business experience and a bit of money to go broke

>>67739346
if you ever came in to the shop(virtually) you get free cawf for life of course

>>67739240
Yes, that one. I'd love to go river fishing in such a peaceful environment.

Speaking of which..
Kiki, whats your opinion on catch & release fishing, think you'd find it fun to be in some calm waters catching and releasing some fine fish?

>>67739597
i dont think she would wanna hurt the fish but it is basically harmless for the fish

kiki luv, if you are using a drawing tablet do you have the little glove on your drawing hand? they help with reducing the friction while moving (self explanatory but u knoo)

>>67739635
True.. is fishing without hooks viable at all?
How long do you think it'd take for them to heal?

they also make little finger condoms to help keep the pen from rubbing against your skin and causing pain, blistering and calluses

What about a barking brown spider?

>>67739886
grandpa?

>>67739830
well there is net fishing. a hook is so think and small it doesnt really do much to the fish unless you tear wherever the hook was set in when pulling the hook out. the jigs that have multiple 3 to 4 proged hooks are more dangerous for them though

These?
https://www.amazon.com/Disposable-Anti-Static-Fingertips-Protective-Application/dp/B07BQ143BV

I don't know about the 'incident'

`!Short break

>>67739963
I looked up funny lures on google for shiggles, and most of them are penis shaaaped
Aaaaiiiieeeee my eeeeyyyyeeeeessss

>>67739975
there are different styles and materials, but just search for 'artist drawing finger protector' to get an idea of what's available

despite what she said, she already fell in...

>>67740198
what's a poor rabba to do...?

>>67740326
MODS !

>>67740164
i collect lots of lures because im about that fishing life but these are the ones im talking about that can hurt fishies more....

`!Kiki's back!

>>67740195
So these?
>picrel
>>67740416
Yeah, I've seen these around, I was just seeing if there was funny ones

>>67740535
those are the kind the other Champ was talking about, drawing gloves that help your hand glide against the surface of your tablet.
The kind I was talking about is meant to go on the fingers that hold the pen and help cushion your skin if you're the sort of artist who squeezes the life out of your pen (like I do, and apparently like Kiki does)

>>67740511
`edit Kiki's back!|Putting on some music and starting drawing

>>67739975
so these then

oh kiki, spending evenings with you while listening to gentle music like this is like a balm for my soul. its means more than you would think

you know what they say, you can wash a condom and use it again

just search for drawing finger protector or whatever, they make stuff like these out of various materials that breathe better than disposable silicon

`!Working on lineart for the body

working on a color scheme before a name could help you figure out what kind of girl she is

>>67740840
you could ask mamapyon to knit these for you

`Hey, listen! (-5)

I was filtered by Ocarina of Time, a child's game...

Rosy Anastasia Von Wildefeng

ah yes its almost like deja vu https://files.catbox.moe/3yfk6w.mp4

sometimes I try to multitask and do other things while watching or listening to you but in the end, I never can divide my attention from you.

>>67741118
wildfang is tomboy in German or so the Google says so it's a little namefied

Wilde Fe ng

>>67741118
I get what you're going for, but "Anastasia" sounds kinda like "anesthesia" in English

Jeez..
My dad's going in to have eye surgery tomorrow. No lasers, no anesthesia.. I have to do my best not to think about what that entails or how it's gonna go down.. gives me the heeby jeebies.

>>67741299
aussie/english diphthongs make it sound like anusteysha like a nigger name like some tayqueesha

>>67741299
it's a high class russian name

>>67741326
sending my energy. steel your heart and all will be fine

Thank you Kiki, that's very kind of you.

ive done the same for you for awhile.

>>67741444
Aнacтacия sounds like Ah-nahs-tah-see-ya in Russian, it just doesn't work in English

I just like all the different subtle expressions you can do

Kiki is the cutest girl in the whole world

>>67741675

>>67741675
some arent so subtle

>>67741703

>>67741530
>>67741750
"Champy, I know you're enjoying this, but I'd rather you were flaccid in this drawing I'm doing of you, so please try to calm down"

`Kiki was not tricked (-10)

>>67741799
please say this

`Kiki loves that photograph

キキさん、ぜひ上目遣いで描いてくださいね。彼女のスピードと自信の前には誰もが跪くだろう

`Kiki counts down slowly from 10 (-10)

was that an edgingchamp's countdown...

I'm dying

I wasn't even jerking but I came anyway

I love you Kiki

i dont have much in this life, but i do have you. so here a haikou.

wordless winds whisper all day
a very cold chill
kiki warms my home and heart

`Drawing is just a bunch of lines (-5)

People are just a bunch of molecules

>>67742608
if you really think about it dot dot dot...

>>67742566
haikus are 5-7-5 but weeeel, i don't know about rabbit haikus

>>67742641
i thought 7 5 7 guess ill burrow a hole now and live there oh well

did you purchase little man and little lady from a breeder or were they rescues?

it's a bit embarrassing to draw like a child since not having drawn since being one but it's also very liberating and just fun, they indeed are just a bunch of lines

>>67741799

I love the drawing with Gigi streams so much, Just doodling with my window open, late at night, while rabba chats with us. Humble doodle here

Thank you Giggles and champys

`Literally Kiki & Champy

crazy beautiful

Kiki has the prettiest eyes in the world

kinda see why this guy left for a while

i just noticed the little crosses on your ears form the meido headband. so cute

I should start roleplaying as her hemorrhoid pillow.

`Who and who? (-5)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

I loooooove and appreciate when you get your derp on

kiki is a 1337 derper

`What kind of music Kiki likes (-5)

Do you like slurpcore? Some of my favourite game music.

Kiki erp with me :3

Do you like Tism?

Since it has overlap with bands you like, have you listened to System Of A Down Serj Tankian's and Mindless Self Indulgence Jimmy Urine's album they made together? It sucks!

i was gonna go to the juggalo fest in detroit for kiki but thought she wouldnt care much to see, i was probably wrong

>>67739240
>>67739472
surprised you guys know about that one, i've watched his shit it's comfy

Keekee is part of the icp lol

king gizzard are inhuman, they've released 26 albums in the past 12 years

>>67743632
this you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJy38HNjMU

it's like when poltards put 'gate' at the end of any scandal now

Brewster's song..
Yeah, it gets me too.
A while back, my family had a piano.
I used to have piano lessons when I was way younger, but never understood the importance of practicing.
Fast forward many years, while I was in my 20s my parents were planning on selling the piano.
I went onto the computer and, as I played a lot of Animal Crossing: City Folk, and heard it a bunch of times, I reckoned I could probably play it.
I printed off the sheet music to Brewster's Song and tried to play it on our piano to justify it staying in our house, no learning, no practice, probably on the same day they wanted to sell it.. Absolutely failed in the worst way possible, as one would expect, broke down and cried.
Though I hardly ever played the piano, I didn't want our house to be without it, because it was too much of a change.

>>67743761
Remember Watergategate?

>mayhem
holy based

Now it's -maxx, -cel and -slop.

lots of breakcore tracks are just the same breakbeat and then the artist goes "yep thats good enough"

For me, personally, it's Paysage d'Hiver

`Kiki hates how they put "gate" at the end of everything (-140)

This Kiki girl is pretty cute, I'd really like to punch her in the tummy

>>67743892
don't we all...

im imagining she needs a booster seat to sit in the racecar, then she straps multiple seat belts on so her tiny body can handle the 180 mph turns

There are many things that make you xD
But what kind of things have made you Dx?

This girl your drawing seems like quite the rebellious character. I bet she wears her socks at different heights.

your lines are pretty good today. you are doing fine

>>67744015
fug I used your instead of you're brb killing myself

I want to kiss the nape of Kiki's neck

Imagine fingering Kiki's cunny as she awkwardly tries to get away as she poorly stifles her moans but she can't since you have her pinned to the chair

What about gigijaks?

>>67744109
kill it with fire

What power would Kirby get if he consumed Kiki

won't 4get gigigate

>>67744231
s-sooooo cool

`Gigigate

>>67744231
looks suspicious

>>67744109
only rage comics and YT emotes here dood

>>67744224
rabbit ears and the ability to "aiiieeee" your enemies away

>>67744224
he could get in a barrel you kno
and leave a slippery surface as he rolls for enemies to trip on

>>67744231
"I am not a Crampy"

kiki, this drawing is looking really good for a journeyman artist! please keep trying! i know you can make this character cute!

Don't want a repeat of yesterday, so I'll ask now - is someone on baking duty already?

if she is wearing frilly gloves make sure they look regal if that makes sense. like "dont make me dirt my hands by touching a filthy commoner"

`Doing the armpits (very important) (-5)

draw a cunny and call it an armpit

>>67744706

what an interesting character

somebody got a bread in the oven?

if you feel like drawing something less serious some time, aggie streams in near future perhaps?

Baker Bagoo, Where are yoooouuu

>>67744967
heres my favorite

this character sort of reminds me of Nagatoro in some ways

>>67745148
ENHANCE

twolk does not sometimes come choip

alright I'll bake then

im working on drawing reps too kiki, we can get better together!

getting good takes time, but so does everything else. if you work on something for long enough its only a matter of time before you can make what you want relatively fast

Any amount of alcohol you drink, your baby drinks.

Your baby:

NEW BREAD

>>67745578
>>67745578
>>67745578

Neva die