/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for my wife

Gird yourself against evil women.

Oooo

Jelly is...

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

WHY ARE EGGS SO HARD TO BREAK?

>panko can't even break an egg
not wife material...

>>67714915
skill issue

YOU ARE ALL STINKY, SMELL NERDS!

Lumi OP wins
Panko BTFO

>Hina has Jelly in her boba

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>67714859
Point to the woman that demand conformity, order and perfection.
Guard yourself against the woman or man of those evils

ah she's self-concious about her skinny hands, they look very pretty though.

Jannies hate panko manko

>>67714942
ok
*smells Lisa*

i love nasa!

why are pankos hands so frail and thin

That sticky stuff on Panko's hand? me

>>67714897
A crack shot

Hina mentioned that there are unofficial official NSFW tags
What are those ?

Panko's eggy sticky hands...

>>67714986

>>67714933
Why is she looking at me like that?

Bad woman Good.

>>67715034
Post Nasa 18.

panko needs to put honey on the toasts

>>67714991
Alpine genetics.

I want this meme to never die for the JP fans.

>>67714954
Really like those astral ones.

>>67715006
#Hinaporn #Hinahentai #HinaAIorgy

>>67715067

I love this Panda

>because if fish we will never have Hina porn
Grim

>>67715078
This is when my dragon wife forgot to get a Halloween costume and had to modify her robes into an outfit

>>67715131
>if

>>67715131
>Under an official tag or posted by her
Youre free to buy a skeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSnDhoYMhVA

>>67715131
>he doesn't know

>>67714793
>Ai art op
Digital art drawn by humans (on a computer) cucks lose again

Panko milk...

>>67715043
She wants your youth and vitality.
Feeding time is near.

Obey Hina.
Praise Hina.
Worship Hina.
Submit to Hina.
Kneel for Hina.
Bow before Hina.
Sacrifice for Hina.
Pay tribute to Hina.
Devote self to Hina.
Give all worldly possessions to Hina.
Sacrifice your body and soul to Hina

>>67714952
Now I'm fucking sure. Lumi pulls the strings here. Her long, blue fingers know no bounds

>>67715131
>if

STREAM POTION

>>67714793
Woah! Is that a fucking Yippie!

>>67715131
Most of the R18 tags are pretty empty even if they exist, sadly.

I hope this meme sticks in the JP side of Phase

>>67715200
>youth
I'm 27

>vitality
It takes me two hours to get out of bed and I can't stay up past 9

I want a Clara/Shiina duet cover FISHMAN DO IT NOW

>>67715034
cute!

Hina is kinda boring.

Hina is wholesome 100 big chungus

what did panko mean by that?

Panko should beat my meat

>>67715095
>>67715259

>Beating the Canadian Allegations
Ummm, can she SAY that?

>>67715123
Thank you
there any for the other girls too ?

>I hammer meat everyday
that's my girlfriend.

Panko the master baiter

>>67715272
27? with that hairline? grim

>>67715331
Just make some up like I just did.

>>67715359

same

>>67715192
lardmi's fat jowls...

>>67715324
I knew Hina wasn't Canadian the moment Pippa did an offcollab with her.

Imagine if Clara debut in Gen 3 instead.
We would have gotten 3 top tier singers in the same Gen,

Cinnamon is gross? What in the world

[Hina news] she did not pass the Phase Connect auditions; she's not in...

>>67715443
White women are weird

[More Hina news] Sakana gave her free Michiru coffee.

>>67715414
>3
name the other 2 (eimi is shit btw and doesnt count)

that's my cum

pancocaine

Vanilla bean is so damn expensive now

God dammit Panko

>>67715518
grow your own

NO PUT THE MARKER AWAY
Gypsy Panko...

>>67715512
Stop saying that or Eimi is going to cry

>>67715554
Huffing fumes with Panko...

Have any of the talents done a serious review of phase connect's coffee? Would sakana allow the talents to give an honest review?

>>67715376
My hair is fine

>>67715512
>eimi is shit btw and doesnt count
Listen here you fucking nigger. My wife Amy is a great singer and she is the best, THE BEST, singer in this entire fucking company. Now go stream Dissonance before I sex pussy fuck blast you you piece of shit.

>>67715556
I live in the cold

>>67715556
If it was that easy it wouldnt be expensive

>>67715589
holy shit anon you could land a 747 on that fucking thing.

>>67715587
Remi did and it was surprisingly in depth

>>67715624
they're literally orchid seed pods, you can grow orchids you can grow vanilla

Whad did she mean by this?

is it something about the italian language being closer to english or panko's just that good at english
like I never heard a french person speak anything other than cursed sacrebleuspeak when they speak english

I love Shiina!

>>67715589
I need to slap it...

>>67715663
niqqa

>>67715587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6-uJRNLx6I
People remember it for something else though.

>>67715663
That's her deskmat anon

>>67715589
I'm 37 and I'm losing hair on the right side of my hairline but not the left so I'm asymmetrically balding.

Architectbros it's so over...

>>67715663
She was gonna write "niqab" but didn't want to reveal her religion

Why does this thread use so many AI OPs?

>check holodex
>fishman actually did it, all the JPs are perfectly going to take care of the dead hours

>>67715740
dios mio

>>67715740
Where did you get that from?

>>67715740

>>67715740
BIGGER

>>67715740
Woah mama!

>>67715667
french people are just awful at english; they have proper distain for the language and don't try to pronounce things right

Hina is gonna kiss me

>>67715667
You haven't met kids online that speak perfect English yet never left Eastern Europe or South America?
Kids raised on Internet culture are just different

>>67715649
She will again when they finally make it to her.

>>67715708
No.

>>67715730
kek

>>67715587
Only semi-serious review i saw was made by Koefficient.

>>67715740
pillows...

>>67715740
now THIS is merch

>>67715740
I need it!

>>67715512
Even Runie admitted that Eimi is a better singer than her though.

>>67715740
AI OP, AI mousepad

>>67715755
/pcg/ - Russian sleep experiment soon!

>panko wants to be a cooking streamer
looking good bros

>>67715740
wow...

>>67715740
Whoa... that doesn't look very practical. Do you fuck it?

I do want to cook with Panko every day...

>>67715667
That's a distinctly French thing. France also didn't really have internet until the late 2000s. They had their own WAN separate from everyone else.

Hina is not lewd

>>67715832
Yeah Runie is really nice.

>>67715740
Why would you spend money on this and not get decent art for it?

>>67715832
My wife is so modest

Breast pussy

>>67715740

>>67715766
some nigga in the phase discord

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 40 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>67715888
Bussy?

>>67715751
because the faggot that keeps spamming threads hates /pcg/

it's very awkward to see people flirt with panko now and her being receptive to it...

"I'm a comfy pillow!"

>>67715779
To be fair. The left breast looks like overflowing a bit. [Still not complaining./spoiler]

>>67715740
HAHAHAHAHA

Why the cult bs?

>>67715867
It's crazy that with their insular culture they're still globalized to death. Bankers are a disease

>>67715751
Not a snob

rizzGOD i kneel

You're not actually in love with a streamer, right?

beep

Is Hina a pickme?

>>67715867
>That's a distinctly French thing
germany also

>>67716012
I used to be.

>>67716012
Nah, that would be weird

>i can teach you how to play adc
He's a bit late for that

>>67715587
Runie said she's interested in doing it

>>67716012
No....

Begone, erotic bird woman! I've chosen to dedicate my life to flat chests! Do not tempt me!

>>67715990
Catholics.

>>67716012
I would never.

>>67716012
No they're dumb but cute

>>67716039
Who?

>>67716001
Not really all that crazy. The French revolution was a test run to create the foundations for what would later become your classic New Yorker. Snobbish insular yet at the cutting edge of globohomo.

[shocking panko news]
Butter smells like butter.

>>67716012
That would be weird haha.

>>67716012
I'm not but there are examples of it working out so never give up!

>>67716112
pippa

>>67716012

you need talent to fuck up a toast.

it's so over

>wants to be a cooking streamer
>doesn't know how to cook
owari da...

Butter status: ALL THE BUTTER

>>67716169
You're definitely better off now

>>67716135
Wao...

>>67716135
I don't believe it...

>>67716012
What is love?

That's a lot of egg mix, how much french toast is she eating

>>67715740

>>67716185
Onigiri collab would be great

>>67716175
I'd watch this bunny if I knew japanese

Is Panko an ideal housewife?

panko...

>>67716186
i-it's the lighting!

She has no fucking clue how to make french toast...

>>67716217
Oh baby don't hurt me

>>67716196
>>67716135

>>67715589
Age and oshi?

kek she's so funny

Panko is disgracing Italians by being a shit cook.
How do you fuck up french toast?

>>67715740
TETTE ENORMI

>>67716265
well she's italian

>>67716229
By our third child she should be passable

>>67716272
What a cancer song. Triggers npc behavior instantly.

Panko took all the bad parts of Italian grandmas and none of the good ones. She wants to make you fat but can't cook.

>>67716012
Of course not, there's no way I'm one of those people who never found love, never had contact with a female, or never even had friends so the slightest feeling of human contact with a girl pretending to be an anime character on the internet saying she loves me is enough to make me tfall in love. Couldn't be me. I'm not in love.
No way

why is the temp so fucking high
panko...

>>67716012
No, I got better after Lumi joined phase. Not because of phase or anything, I just had a job for a while where I basically never could watch her live.
I also had two girlfriends during that time, one who dumped me, one who I dumped after realizing having a girlfriend eats up all my free time.

maybe turn down the temp

So, berylfags, was it her?

Nobody's gonna tell her you need to leave the bread soaking on the mix for a little longer?

can't even make french toast, imagine the cannolis

>>67716363
ES ELLA

>>67716363
yes stop asking

>>67716012
I only love my parents my siblings and my dog.
I wouldn't mind dating my oshi but she's more like a pleasant acquaintance to my mind.

>>67716376
(Yuu)

Why is it so hard for people to just not post images of themselves on the internet????

>>67716376
Ao at home but better in everyway.(potentially!)

Ok I'll admit it.
I've never had french toast so I'm watching this stream to learn how to make it. I don't think I've learned much so far.

>"it's because of the pan"
>"the pan's lagging guys"
panko...

Won't this get splatter all over the peripherals

How do you fuck this up so badly?

IT'S BURNING
HELP

>>67716439
You should get some properly cooked french toast. It's an A tier breakfast food and not that hard to learn to make yourself.

honestly this is kinda embarrassing panko...

>>67716503
she's convinced that the control is labeled in degrees celsius, which is nonsensical

goddammit panko

>she managed to burn half and have the other raw
nani

LIFT THE PAN

PANKO!

Wemi once again proving to be the numba 1 phase chef

Nice she's getting worse. She needs her mama in there

Good thing Panko doesn't have a smoke alarm in her room.

How is panko like this I can't believe it

THE BUTTER IS ALREADY BURNT AND SMOKING
IT'S SO OVER

>>67716376
USG

>>67716439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zyJT-PiqUA

questa ragazza è un disastro!!!!

>>67716439
Here let me teach you
>get thick cut bread
>lightly whisk some eggs into a bowl with cinnamon powder
>submerge bread in egg, leave for a few minutes and flip
>warm up butter over medium heat in a small pan
>after it's more sopping wet than _______'s pussy after ______ put it in in the pan and let sit for 3-4 minutes before flipping
>temperature should be just enough to brown the butter, adjust as needed
>another 2-3 minutes on the other side and pull out, coat in powdered sugar, and then add toppings as you like. recommended real maple syrup or a grassy honey

>>67716439
Have bread
Have butter
Have eggs, milk, cinnamon
Break egg and mix with milk and cinnamon
Dip/soak both sides of bread in egg mix
Make pan hot, put in butter
Put in bread, cook each side until golden brown

>>67715067
Did you post this on purpose just to get around my "evil woman" filter? Fuck.

>>67716391
ty
>>67716398
can I ask one more time? please?

>>67716663
you WILL like Runie

wat the panda cookin?

Post em.
https://www.idrlabs.com/moral-alignment/test.php

>>67716635
I had a kitchen fire because you left part of the instructions blank, thanks a lot anon

>>67716707
italian toast, its a bit browner than its french counterpart

>>67716723
why

>>67716707
Smoked brioche slices with a burnt egg exterior

No way that happened.

>>67716625
Cool, looks really good

>>67716640
>>67716635
You are both wrong.
Wheat flour, half a dl
Milk, 1.5 dl
One egg.
Sugar, one teaspoon.
Some salt.
Make batter, drip stale bread in batter, fry in butter. Eat with whatever you want, but jam or cinnamon/sugar is both good.

[Hina news] driving slowly is dangerous, never do that.

so panko's drunk again huh

>Open Lumi stream
>She isn't currently making train noises
>Close stream

>>67716723
>>67716763
Because Hina said so

>Age
28
>Height
6'4
>Hairline
Stage I
>Oshi
Tenma

>>67716559
smoke alarms aren't common anywhere in the world except in US movies and TV series

>>67716723
I'm not doing these twice

>>67716723
im chaotic good

She's going to eat like one slice. Who's going to eat the rest??

>>67716809
>no cinnamon
>dl
Get the fuck out of here dirty Europoor

>>67716937
family

>>67716853
>She isn't currently making train noises
How is that bad. There will be a lot more [Train Noises] soon enough.

>>67716723
Lawful Neutral

>>67716723
Pretty boring. I probably answered a few of the questions a little too critically of myself.

Imagine being brother pandas fiancee.
After hour of screaming something in english his sister emerges from her room and feeds you burned bread

>>67716893
They are mandatory in most of Europe north of the alps. The "water is safe to drink" part of Europe.

>>67716937
she said she's gonna hand them to her family

>>67716723
Neutral good.

>>67716809
>measuring flour by volume instead of in grams
ishygddt

>>67716723

>>67716937
Last time she woke up her family at midnight to offer them apples.

>>67716893
and canada, except there they purposefully set them up wrong so they go off randomly just to mess with the population

>>67716875
more relevant for Tenma, 1rm?

>>67716853
>>67716949
Forgot pic.

>>67716723
Eh I'm like whatever I guess.

>>67716707
charcoal

>>67716893
It's common in well-developed 1st world countries
Not like you'd know what that is

>april fools is coming up
wtf, just two months away

>>67717091
it's only common in places where they build houses out of paper.

>>67716723
>be slightly selfish and don't put too much value into laws
>chaotic evil
lmao nice test

>>67716723
Good/chaotic

>>67716938
Silence colonial.
>>67716985
It is cooking, not baking. The variance caused by this doesn't really matter. "One egg" is also a non-standard unit, but do you propose to weigh those as well and maybe use 1.1 eggs?

>>67717139
Sounds about right

Jannies... That test was Hina's stream activity...
Plsease watch Hina....

>>67716723
These questions arent very good

>>67717129
What the fuck kinda shithole do you live in?

>>67716723
Guess my oshi

Nutella? smdh

>>67716956
Chaotic neutral

>>67717169
oh, yeah, i was going to suggest that you should probably make some sort of comment about how it's related to a phase stream, but then i got distracted

>>67717148
"Das it mang"

>>67714793
rape

>>67716938
why do guys put cinnamon into everything anyway

>>67717205
Ina

>>67717169
>jannies
>watching streams
lol
lmao

My tongue in Panko's ass

>>67717166
NTA but egg size matters.

Putting tongs in pankos ass...

I'm pretty sure Clara is the best singer in all of vtubing

>>67717169
I'm not banned yet, but we'll see what happens. Lol. What the fuck?

panko does it on purpose, she has to.

Retarded fucking jannies

>>67717125
wonder what they'll do for it this year

>>67717169
Just where were they credentialed?

>>67717169
>janies
>watching streams
retard

>>67717226
Same reason as to why we do it with nutmeg. It tastes good.

since we now have an official jp branch, is it permissible writing in japanese?

>panko is the one who grabs
hot

Panko just grabbed my ass and put raccoons inside, later fags

>>67717312
You can't do that, it would scare away the EOP anons

>I am NOT roleplaying
Poor Panko menaced by the ERPers

>>67717252
she is for EN singing

>>67717312
engrish-onry board, prease understand

>>67717312
Yes

>>67717368
From what I heard, it's true for multiple languages.

>>67716723
https://files.catbox.moe/u47mn8.jpg

>>67717312
There's some written at the end of almost every thread.

>>67717327
good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE
do your wander reps
we're gonna make it bros

why is she touching the food so much

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>67717491
What year is it
>>67717497
No sense of filth

[Lumi news] She's getting "sloppy"

>>67717169
What was her result?

>>67717497
She wants everyone to eat her cumridden hands

>>67717442
Yeah I remember her 月亮代表我的心being very good too

>>67717501
WAO!

>>67717497
Tell me that doesn't make you want to eat it more

>>67717501
WAO IT WORKED

>>67717521

>>67717521
Where did screenshot anon go?

>be panko brother's fiancé
>your sister-in-law brings you burnt toast she made for you
your reaction?

>>67717169
there's so many cancerous blogfaggots in this thread and the one time they bother to do anything about it they snipe something that's actually stream related
genuinely baffling

>>67717526
She's not done yet

>>67717577
smile and say grazi

>>67717577
I'm no woman but I would probably just eat it

>>67717577
smile and wave

>>67717577
i think panko said he's a chef or a cook, so that might be a bit awkward

>>67717577
You have to be kind to special needs children. Just smile and be polite. Eat a bit. Say that "yeah I had a big lunch so I am not the hungry"

Are you talkin to me?

>>67717577
Its cute when Wemi does it, but with Panko its just sad.

her toast actually looks pretty decent

>They dont let their toast get a little "burned"
Grim.

>>67717577
if only specifically yours was burnt then it would be concerning, but since there's clearly more than one you just ignore it

>the bread is going cold
panko...

Loki is collabing with Peanuts

Damn I just lost the circle game

>>67717619
>say "I am not the hungry"
>get smug_panko.jpg'd irl

I WANT TO HOLD PANKO HANDS

Panko flashing white supermacist signs on stream

>>67717577
i she's the type to read into things she's gonna have some thoughts, yes

>>67717659

>>67717516
it's the year (You) do (You)r Wander reps, anon

>>67717691
actually based and not subtle at all

>>67717659
Nice penis-kun

>>67717659
>male
It's over

>>67717577
I'd be a guest in her house so I'd say thank you and politely eat a bit.

JERRY JAM

>>67717684
For free?

>>67717577
yell panko manko and shit on the floor

>fucks up putting the jam on
HOW

>>67717813
Anything for the bit

>>67717312
only if you use deepl so it looks like an EOP did it

>>67717804
The lore...its so deep

Cute retard

>>67717832
I don't think it's a bit, that's an average modern female move

[Hina news] she is 64.2% good.

>>67717659
MALE ON STREAM

PANKO FATANKO

>>67717849

[Hina News] She fucked up her test and she's (probably) gonna redo it

Hina is pregnant

>>67717691

my wife panko is feeding me her toast!

Panko's long fingers up my ass

>>67717910
yeah, with me

Guess my oshi

Panko loves Chat.

>>67717911

>finger ASMR GFE
we made it bros

My long dick up Panko's ass

Resisting the urge to write "let me lick that finger clean"

Is Panko wife experience?

JANNIES THIS IS HINA'S (PHASE CONNECT TALENT) STREAM ACTIVITY
https://www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-scale/test.php

>poking me with a sticky finger
cumming

>>67716723
why deleted?

NAKED PANKO UOH

>>67717804
Reminds me of Asura's Wrath. Tenma would like that game

>Panko COULD BE naked
yup. This is GFE.

>I could be naked on cam haha
Panko you dirty girl...

Panko naked and fingering herself on stream

Panko why did you have to say that...

Mukpank

>>67717849
I wonder how Lumi would explain giant gumis

>>67717659

[Hina news] she is on Tinder with her vtuber persona.

>>67718032
Phase girls would never

>>67717659
LOKI-SAMA I TRUSTED YOU

>>67718050
FINALLY

>>67718071
Never ever.

Why can't I hug this silly woman?? My heart hurts...

keep eating the french toast, panko

>>67718050
Marten don't relax around her