/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

why is the website so busted it doesnt load right at all

I've never used /g/ but am simping them so hard just because of their goal horn, love me some SNSD.

>>6735268
>[Deleted]
Actually deleted it

>>6735268
>[Deleted]

>>6735543
>>6735549
Jesus Christ you two are quick. There's a V2, hang on.

>>6735525
/g/ is like /a/, gotta sift through tons of shit to find good threads.

>>6735268
>>6735543
>>6735549
>>6735579
Put the shotguns away.

New model requires... new shotguns.

>>6735945
Indeed it was, got it to output at 720p and still clock in well below 3 MB. Probably could've bumped the bitrate a little higher.
Do you have the Watamelon that's in the video with the glasses and mask?
>>6735969
you sniped me by a split second...

>>6735969
best abayo we've had in months desu

/a/ is fucking ded

>>6736041
I don't know, mikoposter stealing the abayo two threads ago was incredibly kino

>>6736034
Afraid not, but it's definitely in the mega somewhere.
https://mega.nz/folder/H5wWVRJB#tzaKx-hrWIxOUIKoi-hV5w
Unironically the best thread on /vt/

People wanted me to stop getting the abayo for this? I expected at least friend to come back or something...
I guess I'll have to do it again.

>>6736273
I was watching divegrass

>>6736273
I was ready to BIGFATTITS but was busy making watamelons, also divegrass. That thread ABAYOed really fast for a Sunday.

>>6736273
If you want to do it again make sure to cut the investigator's hands

>>6736223
Perfection.

well, that took some dip-buying to get the MPP under $3k...

>>6738263
Based, remember Haglove

>>6733661
only one DUM DUM bought suisei

>>6738760

>>6738887
btw I just woke up and I'm SELLING Susie because I missed the roboco dump

>>6739005
>selling suisei while she is on a break
NGMI

retards.png

>>6739250

alright anons, for the first time in almost forever, zhonkbot is not doing anything. shill me your coins

>>6739940
buy Haato

>>6739940
buy Maririn

>>6739940

>>6739940
Everything good is already +10% or more but $rope might be in your price range.

>>6739940
Buy octoina!

>>6739940
Amecoin I swear it's not a shitcoin

>>6739250
just because suzie is releasing a music video this month doesn't mean it will be on this week

>>6740219
stop trying to bog the newfriend

>>6740721
>at least 39 coin
>newfriend
retard

>>6740828
he might bought at least one of those coins at best. You never know

>>6740670
> a music video this month
I've been spoonfeeding info for so long. You just get a (You) so I can laugh at you later.

>>6740919
Even if it were only 1 of each that's still a solid week or two of playing.

>>6740919
retarded

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>6741173
News Hour now belongs to the avatar fag shitposting alliance.

>>6740951
if you're talking about the 3D concert, that's still is pretty far away relatively speaking.

devs, can we seriously add this bear? legit made me laugh

>>6741682
>inviting the /yah/ schizos

>>6740951
at this point, i hope suichan concert gets at least 20k subs and 3m views

>>6741779
oh yeah, i forgot about the schizos, nevermind then

>>6740001
I already have a bunch of haato but not a lot of matsuri, should I buy some matsuri to hedge?
>>6740088
I heard she is taking a break until sometime in August, should I start buying for her comeback stream now?
>>6740139
Is 32 a good number or should I buy more?
>>6740219
My MPP is 7k

Hey everyone it's me 暗闇の中でダンサー (ロープモード). You might know me for the "put your dick trough a CD" post.
I'm here to give you all a few updates on my situation. While the post that i made about putting my dick through a CD was a result of too much alcool, the things that I am about to descrive are not. After experiencing the thrill of attempting to put my dick through a CD for suisei I've been thinking about it more and more, to the point I tried it again, again and again. Now I only masturbate by putting my dick trough a cd while thinking about suisei, I've also been thinking about putting a picture of suisei on the cd so I can imagine her giving me a blowjob.
This is all from 暗闇の中でダンサー (ロープモード), hope to never see you guys again.
t. actually not 暗闇の中でダンサー (ロープモード), just shitpost

>>6741986
nah Matsuri will dip more, you can pick some up tomorrow morning though.
Consider some Aki if you havent already

>>6741986
nta that suggested maririn but the pirate a wildcard desu, yes she's taking a break but that doesn't mean her channel will cease activity, case ib point with her "i'll be back" 20 sec vid. one thing is true is that she's a pretty good coin still.

>>6741986
>My MPP is 7k
great, shes cheaper now so buying more will bring that down.

>>6741986
32 is 4 octoinas, so long as you buy multiples of 8, you will get her blessings!

>>6741986
>My MPP is 7k
Buy more to bring it down

>>6742107
holy fuck, update us the moment your dick gets cut off

>>6742107
Thats exactly what moonrunes anon would say.
>>6742140
and this is not the "good boy" post that I thought it was going to be.

I don't know how I feel about people larping as me.

>>6742347
Be happy anon, it means you are good shitpost material

>>6742347
You have transcended from being a run of the mill shitposter to an idol shitposter.

>>6742495
>idol shitposter
oh god

>>6742347
you get used to it, just use it to your advantage.
captcha: H4PPY

>>6742170
>>6742223
everytime I buy amecoin she dips even harder

If you all listen to MOGUMOGUMOGUMOGU it'll have been worth it.
https://youtu.be/duaPOoTtx0A?t=1081

>>6742694
Uhh, yeah? its so you can buy more. whats the problem here?

>>6742694
That's the best part

>>6742347
your legacy will continue on forever anon. be proud

>>6742107

>>6742694
Buy the dip

>>6742716

>>6743082
>not the shotacum version

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

Here's today's R.I.C.H. report:
>There are 358,501 shares in circulation.
>This is a 0.82% increase from yesterday's value.
>Average shares per coin is 7,029.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 26):
>Roboco :: +21.5%
>IRyS :: +20.7%
>Korone :: +19.4%
>Aqua :: +18.9%
>Amelia :: +18.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 25):
>Watame :: -24.3%
>Kanata :: -15.3%
>AZKi :: -15%
>Ollie :: -12.1%
>Nabi :: -9.7%

3 coins (Sora, Miko, Subaru) had a volume change of less than 1%.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid estimated at $39,319 exactly.
>This is a 2.3% increase from yesterday's value. For those keeping score, the loss from yesterday was completely deleted by this and then some.
>Total Market Value is $1,743,611,392.79.
>This is a 4.73% increase from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average value per share is $4,863.62.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 33):
>Rushia :: +29.8%
>Aqua :: +20.8%
>Amelia :: +12.9%
>Luna :: +11.8%
>Shion :: +11%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 17):
>Watame :: -16.8%
>Flare :: -9.3%
>Inanis :: -7.9%
>Nabi :: -6.3%
>Kanata :: -5.3%

Choco had a net value change of 0% today (specifically, 45 cents down).
6 other coins (Ui, Matsuri, Miko, Noel, Hololive, Ayame) had a value change of sub-1%.

As an interesting note, we're roughly back to the same overall average market value as last week (coming up about $1600 short of the Starting Liquid estimate for this time last week), but a LOT more shares are in circulation (64,284 more), and there's also over $300 million more in total Market Value. This would indicate that the inflation is controlled to some degree, but still firmly under the control of EdCo: It can only go Up.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>6743619
There are three acceptable suidrinks and shotacum is not one of them (because I'm too old to count)

>>6743848
Ringo, orenji and piss?

>>6743633
Jeez, I know Sunday is a bad day to buy in >current meta but +0.82% is really, really low considering how many good dips and big streams we had today. I think a few niggas be lacking.

>>6743900
no, pissfags get the rope still

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL

>>6744370
bye mogu, it was nice having you visit!
at least we have this...

>>6743848
why would suisei drink anything other than the most nourishing of liquids?

>>6744675
delet

>>6744569
FUCK SUSAN

Hi-
I'm going to be closing the market for a few minutes to deploy some changes. Thanks!

>>6744943
HONK WHERE ARE MY MONEY

>>6744943
w-what changes?

>>6744943
tell us the change is that haato and shion get a portion of rushia's views from the live last night

>>6745000
>>6745003
Just some performance changes on the backend, nothing visible. Though hopefully you notice a performance boost.

>>6745092
>nothing visible
Can I have more rope? I need more rope.

>>6745092
Thank you for culling the dead players Honk. But wont that remove a bunch of liquid from the game?

>>6745132
>cutting the dead players
did he? doesn't look like it

>>6745467
If I schizopost enough it will eventually become a reality.

>>6745533
cull them all except for doggy and val honk. they deserve their cents

>>6745533
to be fair, sub starting money deserve the delete, especially the 10k below accounts

>>6745606
Everyone with $5,589.43 can fuck off for sure, those two are chads though.

>>6745092
>one ws connection per tab
Hopefully that helps reduce server load. No idea if you changed this a while ago, I just noticed.

I don't even know how you get down to 53c. Having nothing but Matsuri then selling it on MATSURI DAY would have done it (or taken you negative, that would be a chad account) but I can't think of anything else. Quite a few of the starting money fags have oshimarks and open wallets so I assume they played before the reset but never came back.

>>6742694
Ame never drops nor moons. She only crabs. Literal stagflation coin. She isn't worth it especially at 6k just to get $900 on saturday

>>6745878
>I don't even know how you get down to 53c
Sell everything, then superchat all the cash away, I'd guess.

>>6745966
Oh, duh. I actually forgot superchats even existed...

>>6745890
Today was a good dip, stacked up on amecoin ready to get on the board of directors In two weeks

>>6745966
>>6746083
I remember having this exact same conversation about a month ago, almost verbatim.

>>6746085
Cypher is stealing my crown soon. It was a good run for me I guess

>>6746311
He'd need to buy 1454 more Ame for it to count, I think you'll be OK.

>>6746311
only if you let him.

>>6746311
I don't think cypher is interested too much in oshicoininig hard otgerwise he would have done it way earlier

>>6746311
Might not be possible for him at this point if you keep up with adjustments and the coin price doesn't shoot up dramatically. For example I can never catch up to mogu simply because he makes enough off dividends to buy 1000 Okayu every week

>>6746381
>>6746388
>>6746518
heres the thing though, with his networth, he will get enough in divvies to buy Ame nonstop all week, where he gets more divvies to buy Ame non stop all week. once he takes the crown, he will be literally impossible to dethrone. theres a hard cap on how fast you can buy coins, you simply wont be able to buy more coins than him.
Sneed needs at least 10m more networth before can reasonably buy 1000 ame a week. thatll take a few weeks easily, especially if hes also buying Ame at the same time. theres a very real chance cypher can catch up and lock in the crown.

>>6746761
Oh, for sure. I just mentioned how many he'd need to buy because it was interesting, not because I think he has any intention of doing it. Time is absolutely the limit right now, plenty of people could sell everything and buy 20k Mel just because it would be funny if they wanted but it'd literally take weeks. He doesn't post here much but IIRC he just picked the oshimark because he liked it, not because he was going to try and take it.

s-s-sugoi...

>>6746761
There is also the fact that Cypher never showed up on the ame oshiboard, even though for months it would take someone less than 200 coins to take the crown before sneed and watoto dispensary started stacking up on amecoin, he is clearly more interested in gains than oshicoining and unless he went full schizo I don't think he will steal the crown from sneed

>>6747016
I think if anything, this brings to light a few issues with the oshiboard. id like to know what happens when the race for top spot reaches 10k coins. the autobuyer as far as i can see can only buy up to 9999, is that where we enter a new hardcore race for top spot? where the bots come back and rape the servers?

>>6747211
When someone reaches 9999 he will unlock the gacha system, where he can use coins to roll for items

>>6747211
Well, the mogu reactor has achieved fusion, we'll find out in about 6 weeks!

>>6747110
>still only 2nd in market share%

Why can't I stop buying Rushia

>>6747211
Time for a reset, everyone start again from scratch. No coins, a bunch of liquids and the feeling of being a poorfag again having to daytrade 90% of your networth to maximize profit

>>6747520
Because her 3D was genuinely one of the best concerts they've ever done. I don't know if they upgraded their shitty PCs or bought new mics or something but it was really, really good.
(also 1m views and she's still on discount)

>>6747666
I miss those simple times where day trading felt meaningful.

>>6747666
>>6747707
Up until ~$1mil or so I'm pretty sure I never had more than ~5% liquid at adjustment. That first Gura/Holo/Mori/Kanata/Suisei I'd sell was 100% necessary to actually buy the morning's dips lol. That was before overbought mechanic, so even if something was going to crab I'd just buy 1 whenever and sell it before going to sleep.

>>6747687
>she's still on discount
is this FOMO bait?

>>6747792
Nah she's going to adjust up to around 7k easy.

When is the Pekora concert anyway? Don't tell me she won't get one

>>6747792
It wasn't meant to be, but now I look at it objectively, she's up 60% from open. Even with these numbers this could well be another Okayu.

>>6748022
Anon...

>>6745092
honk replace Towa's oshimark with a crab.

>>6748048
>60%
anon your math reps...

>>6743948
I think it's the mixture of buying and selling. While nothing had a drastic showing, we did have some upturns and spikes that might have convinced some lower-income-bracket users to sell. For example, Iofi in is still on high from her birthday, but the low volume may have spooked some anons out of doing a full dump ASAP.
A lot of coins didn't move much in value, but almost everything had notable movement in volume.

>>6748236
My fucking blind oldfag who needs new glasses reps actually, I thought that graph started at 3000, not 3800. I take it back, she's still on discount (ish)!!

>>6748048
>>6748236
>>6748594
~17.5% up from open. For a game that revolves around numberfaggotry we're surprisingly bad at math as a whole.
Speaking of which, why is the percent change indicator in the Market view incorrect? The dollar amount appears to be correct.
I'm not going to paste a Calc view, but the displayed ~15% is what you get when dividing the amount gained over the current price, when it should be divided over the opening price (~$4380).

honk/Devchama do your math reps you niggers.

BUY BUY BUY

>>6748631
>the displayed ~15% is what you get when dividing the amount gained over the current price
Y'know I've always wondered why the %s from the FUCK Reports never directly match the ones NASFAQ gives. I initially thought it was because I grab the data at Closing, not Open, but it never matches exactly.

>>6748631
Because most people here, inculding me, only know to things: green, don't buy and maybe sell;
red, don't sell and maybe buy;
See? No math used other than typing in numbers in zhonkbot

>>6748631
Percentage change is always new value relative to pre-adjustment, that's how we get -100% (lol) Mori when she falls from 7k to 3.5k. It's kinda annoying but I've just accepted it.

CHIKA DANCE GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCUusqsQAWc

>>6749100
>September
>Cha-cha Slide
>Love Detective Chaika
There's no way in hell this is archived.

>>6749347
Ame confirmed just now that it's not-archived.
Do NOT buy. But do enjoy.

>>6749100
It's actually criminal that nobody has bothered with VR before. Ame just keeps raising the bar when it comes to OC.
(also she just said this won't be archived)

I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU THAT IT WASNT GOING TO BE ARCHIVED BUT I FAILED THE CAPTCHA 15 TIMES I' CRETAREDED

>>6749588
FUYCK

>>6748842
>vod will be deleted
SELL SELL SELL

Weren't her numbers already 7x higher than yesterday, even before this stream?

At least clipfags will repost it all, this has been non-stop kino as usual.

shhh let people sell

>>6748854
>>6748963
Still, it doesn't add up.

>>6749985
Yep, she's up nearly 30% already though, I wouldn't buy now but if you already had some I think tomorrow will be good.
>>6750054
Yeah... I'm just getting flashbacks to when I used to try and spreadsheet stuff myself, I kept getting similar results to you and it was driving me insane so I stopped, I could never make anything add up.

>>6749960
>>6750469
Uh, the SECRET TEXT was meant to be at (You)

Damn this Ame stream is fucking great

I love how this thread is basically a slower, comfier /hlgg/ most of the time. Also yes, this stream is truly THE FUTURE of streaming. Ame is the Elon of waifus.

>>6750469
honk fix your math

>>6751225
Just make sure to steer it back to the money after the high wears off. Only rrats that affect The Money.

I don't even need to find music, this entire fucking stream is nonstop soundposts...

YUBI YUBI

holy fucking shit imagine her getting an actual non-botched 3D

I have been waiting for this!

3dpd truly btfo, the soul is off the charts

HOLY KINO I LOVE BUBBA NOW

>rolls the end of stream animation
>comes back and delivers the best piece of content I've ever seen
today was a good day

you friends better sell Ame now cause she's going to crab. Not even kidding.

>>6754577
give us a rrat or were not biting.

>IRyS only gets 2k buff from Ame's stream ending
uhh aristochads? I don't feel so good...

>>6754668
nevermind

Just need to wait for someone to edit the end of that stream onto one of the screens on this and we can shut hololive down. It's over, this is peak content.

AHHHHHHHHHHH AMEEEEEEEEEE

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Stolen from the stream thread and presented with no comment other than picrel.
https://youtu.be/96hknUjXdgk?t=2760

>>6756204
>>6756329
Faggots

>>6756204
>>6756329
[now there are two of them.jpg]

I play this game to pretend I'm successful and have a lot of money. In reality, I'm living with my mom, watching VTubers all day, with less than $300 to my name.

Why can I only get fake things? A fake anime girlfriend(s), a hundred thousand dollars, and a bunch of fake friends in a chinese cartoon forum.

Sorry for the rant, I get banned for making threads about my VTuber addiction and this seems like a nice comfy place to share things.

>>6756946
I'm hurt that you think our friendship is fake.

>>6756946
try getting outside of your house and jogging. Try waking up at more responsible times. Eat healthy, eat clean, dont snack too much. control your impulsiveness, at least try to coom less, and find some inspiration in your life, regardless of how deep/shallow. We're all going to make it, anon.
tl;dr: get /fit/

Only fake thing here is the numbers, frendo.

bogbeats this is the week where mori will lift us out of the bog. I hope you had faith and kept buying.

>>6757423
>streaming in the morning
I dont think so

>>6757034
We've been talking for years but I don't really feel a direct connection with you, you know? I wonder if this is how VTubers feel. They talk with different people every day, lots of different types of people. Kinda similar with your guys, ssmetimes you guys are retarded, sometimes you're supportive, sometimes I wish I could kill your entire family.

>>6757159
Thank you my friend. I do want to do all those things but it's really hard to even start. I'm very grateful to nasfaq though, it's given me a new hobby. I was never good with numbers or graphs but now I really like look at them all day and it meshes well with my habits of following my oshi and other holos every minute of each day.

>>6757183
You're a good one kapu

>>6757440
>sometimes you guys are retarded, sometimes you're supportive, sometimes I wish I could kill your entire family.
this is literally what true friendship and camaraderie is like...

>>6757565
I would say I love you, anon but I'm not that gay.

>>6757159
this, /fitizen/ for over a decade, one of if not the best board by far, bullying and faggotry is surprisingly effective
>>6757439
my mpp used to be 10k and now I've bought so much it's >current price, I don't even mind the bog anymore, it amuses me, fuels me, losing money has become more fulfilling than making it

>>6756946
>>6757159
listen to this Anon, and you will slowly get out of your slump.

>>6757802
I like this poster you and the other anon as well

The auto trader automatically sets the buy and sell buttons now

gains'o'clock is the best time

>>6758088
have one for Marine too

>>6758266
OOOHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT

>>6758266
no fucking way

>>6758266
I have a feeling I'm going to get constantly fucked by this

>>6758266
wtf how am I supposed to complain about something this useful honk? good job guys

I'm still waiting for my extra rope, honk.

>Uto is streaming and it's really cute
>She doesn't have a coin yet
feelsbadman. This Mori stream is also very good

>>6758337

>>6757440
>but it's really hard to even start.
Its not supposed to be easy, anon. but there's nothing wrong with starting small. even just 5 pushups a day is better than your previous lifestyle of zero. that's a 100% improvement from before. even if its hard to start, you have to anon. I beleb in u
in other words, YOU HAVE LIVE IT

The number of fitizens in this thread makes me uncofortable.

>>6760539
And illiterate, apparently.

>>6760539
it's filling me with an uncofortable level of determination.
>>6760384
NTA but I'm going to do 5 pushups tomorrow. Thanks anon.

hey to that guy who does the title cards with the music, I have a request: The gang becomes /fit/
>>6760539
weak.
>>6760633
WAGMI

>>6760633
Do it faggot.

>>6760539
Get MOTIVATED

>its a fit thread now
hehe, nice.

>>6760869
But Doctor, I >>6760633 am that guy.

The amount of variation we have is probably my favorite part about these threads. Anyways, doing 10 pushups a few seconds after this post.

>>6760225

>>6761368
keep up the good oc, friend. and good luck with those pushups, form over everything when you're starting the grind.

Hey /nasfaq/, you up for a game? for every % moved when adjustment hits, do 1 pushup. (Green or red, it dont matter.)went red? get punished. went green? get gains both in game and irl.

>>6761559
>>6761577
(*´ε`*)ﾁｭｯﾁｭ for you both nice digits
>>6761908
I'm in. g'night /nasfaq/

https://twitter.com/uruharushia/status/1416941970639921154
AAAAAAAAA BUY BUY BUY

>>6761908
Count me in too, Jigsaw anon. Maybe I can finally get fit instead of skinny...

>>6761908
for every Towa you traded today, do 10 sit ups

>he didn't stock up on Mr. Koro while she was sheep
this literal bitch will make me rich!

>>6728833
which one of you wrote this

>>6762709
Wasn't me, it was the Suisei oshicoiners

>>6746761
>>6746381
here's a little secret:
you should be happy when a fat cat guns for your crown. Usually that fucks up optimal play and they do stupid shit like buying hundreds of migoti for 6,5k+. With a shitcoin like Ame even moreso. You can then watch them tumble down the leaderboard in due time.

>>6760633
do them RIGHT NOW so you do 5 more tomorrow and your count is 10.

>>6763129
I don't care about where fat cats are on the leaderboard, I just care about my own performance. you should stop comparing yourself to others anon, its better for your mental health.

>>6763129
now that I think about it, I hope devchamas wouldn't give oshiboarders even an ounce of incentive. If that was the case, all of the top 10 would aim to conquer the oshiboards as well
t. oshiboarder

>>6761577
form over EVERYTHING, ALWAYS. Crossfit is the speedrun to being paralyzed or anatomical freak, doing reps slowly with proper control of the weight you lift/ your body also lets you use a lot of more muscles, burning more calories in the end.
>>6761908
Every Mikochi you bought today translates to 10 minutes of reading the /fit/ sticky, for your own safety as well as minmaxing the time investment because proper form and the right training for (you) will ultimately get you there faster. If you already have read it, you don't need these games.

>>6763420
everyone but cypherposter and frieren are on their respective oshiboards

>>6763321
>Agua_about_competetive_mindset.tiff
you're not wrong though, it's a find-your-own-fun kind of game, that said using every opportunity to shitpost is the kind of bar-setting I imagine us to be in

>>6763420
would or wouldn't? Because we already know more incentive is coming

just another Mikopost rolling through

>>6763703
I manually hear this, might as well automate. Don't know where the urge to shitpost/talk on the internet comes from monday morning

>>6763745
>monday morning
stop reminding me it's only sunday night here

>>6763781
spoiler: it's shit just like last week.

>>6763745
>ガタンゴトン
Miko saying もぐもぐもぐもぐ has been stuck in my head since Saturday morning because of you lot. is it just me or is she putting on way less of "the voice" in this? might be why I like it so much

>tfw might reach 200k today after adjustments
fuck outta my way poorfags

>>6764680
>market is pumped full of divvies money and he thinks this trend goes upwards
Enjoy your first red monday!

>>6764680
Goodluck anon! I still remember how good it felt when I broke 200k

>>6734972
Alright, I'm hodling untill the end of times. Sold all Irys when she started dropping and went hard oshicoin.

>>6764766
glad you have that rope, you'll be needing it soon.

>>6764766
what are your MPPs on those? You might just need that $rope there.

>>6764792
>>6764796

>>6764858
completely off topic but to anyone who knows how to make these, I'm requesting one where they open a picture of Suisei on the phone but when they throw it up on the building, its dick sombrero

>>6764892
1.get an image
2.put a link in the filename
3.????
4.profit!

I should sleep, goodnight anons

>>6764892
I just use some zoomer tiktok-meme app thing to make 'em. I think it's called "VITA" - the Towa Tower Anon left the watermark enabled lol. I'd have to splice two separate ones to make it - so reply with the pic of Suisei you want on there and I'll do it in the morning. Also - I didn't save somebrero and I think he used litterbox so doing archive reps won't help..
>>6764918
>[Deleted]

>>6764982
nah, im not dumpster diving for a pic of anons dick. thanks though.

>>6765129
just use the destructo disc from the aggie

>>6765129
>>6535892 if you want the version with watamelon

got my divvies in my pocket and im ready to bet!
help me decide between $BOOBA, $CLUSSY or $RINGO, cause i love em all too much to pick a favourite and if i get bogged im not responsible

when youre meme is in op is good feeling

am I the only one that can't click the sell button on the autotrader?
It's not responding, no matter how many times I ctrl+shift+r the page

>>6766046
anon...

>>6766068
am I missing something, or am I just retarded? I genuinely can't get the autotrader to sell for me.

>>6766107
just set the target numbers my friend and see the magic

>>6766212
holy shit I was just fucking retarded
when did zhonk implement this?

>>6765921
$CLUSSY - overpriced right now, if you want to buy my bags here you go
$BOOBA - same, she can hit sub 4k any dip now
$RINGO - only for weekly daytrades, sell before divvies

even Botan is overpriced like now, if anything sell some bags, we're right back into Red this adjustment for most cases.

>>6766212
>>6766257
Wait, fucking what? I still have to click them. If I put "10" in for Watame (see pic) it will not start buying them.

>>6766281
SHIFT+F5, I did that it works for me.
IRyS in the market page still doesn't but eh.

>>6766313
Have you cleared your cache? that's how I got irys to appear in market for me

>>6766257
neat eh, honk performance update brings joy
>>6766281
what migoti said

>>6766336
good thing it's a bit to adjustments, let me try.

>>6766313
thonx beb

>>6766383
If you need any help just ask, should be easy though

pretty solid update, but i still expect people AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ing when they still forget to turn on autotrader

>>6766415
yeah worked like a charm. wrong assumption was SHIFT+F5 would do that shit for me.

Finally, my first lambo.

Haachama isn't coming back, is she?

>>6766481
either sell fucking everything in the next 5 hours or...

>>6766259
polka overpriced? i doubt that, but if you want to sell some of your bags i'll gladly stock up on the clown, even if i get zhonked it wouldn't be the first or the last time

>>6766486
from /hlgg/ >>6766182
>https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1417031460196818945
>Birthday gift acceptance periods for August
>No Haachama

>>6766486
s-she's just busy at uni anons...

>>6766450
Glad you got it working! I don't remember having to clear my cache for other new IPOs but IRyS was a special case for some reason

>>6766498
>35 oshicoins that have no chance of going up
No, I don't think I will.

>>6766513
slightly overpriced compared to the entire last week except her one 4k+ day.
If even retards like me manage to get 3.5k as MPP, 3.7k is already a bit overvalued. If she did a big stream which counts for this adjustment, sure, go ahead. I wouldn't, but what do I know.

>>6766607
every value will go up anon, crabbing made sure of that

>>6766603
good to see you're in for the "crab market of cut tires" experience, my first lambo was taken from me for the entire week until divvies manifested it.

>>6766627
that's the spirit, Dr. Math.
Show me those greens after adjustment!

If 1M is a lambo, 10M is a yacht then what will 100M be

>>6766607
bought my stack of clussy before the boggening, the MPP doesn't mean jack shit, so hand over your clowns, i don't care if she dips
i'll just buy even more

>>6766659
MY INFLATION HEAVEN WILL COME TRUE

>>6766705
godspeed, I am collecting maidens so I will gladly hand over some clowns to the more worthy of her.
If she dips, I promise to buy a shitton to keep her up.

>>6766698
A BBJ

Chart comparing daily views from cutoff to cutoff, excluding hololive. Hope you sold all of your bags.
As always, these numbers should be a lower bound.

>>6766823
thank you for triggering my gambling addiction, it's time to go all in and regret every moment of it

>>6766823
>pirate will go up
stop it maririn, give us a discount already

>>6766823
thanks as always

>>6767237
watch her go on hiatus and recycling some 3D skit daily for weeks, trolling us into even higher prices because people miss her

Anyone miss a coin in here?
I want to invest in two more assets to get to 35 uniques, all the 1s are waiting for dips.

>>6767391
Pictured are THREE coins that will not rise even though they're on hiatus.

>>6767391
suffering

>>6767456
their hiatus is complete absense of content, Marine is enough of a hard worker to at least feed us some little clip collections now and then so the usual bogging mechanic should eventually get her coin.

>>6767481
tfw Maririn not streaming still posts better numbers than over half the coins
She's so thoughtful, thinking of us and the bags we'd be left with without any new views.

Nice...

>>6767527
you can't even fathom how on edge I am regarding her coin, I want to amass at least 350 but had to glue a post-it to my fucking screen to remind me
- stop immediately spending your divvies
- SHE'S GOING ON HIATUS WAIT FOR THE DIP YOU MONGLOID

>>6767589
quick make $58.28 somehow

>>6767637
I was going to sell something then send a superchat to get me to 420,690 but I can't Supa decimals apparently

>>6767637
damn it I can't find the sketch where her ass is crushing Pekora's town. she's below my MPP, I buy anyways, simple as. already bought an extra 60.

>>6767758
gotcha senpai

>>6767589

>>6768096
10Q

as an aside, someone asked for this yesterday if you prefer a slightly different way to look at the same numbers from >>6766823.
is there actually demand for this or am I just being a faggot (options not mutually exclusive)

>>6768295
this close to adjustment? I mean by the time both of you post them I've already done my poi reps I still appreciate them

>>6768295
do you manually do the buy/sell this shit section or can you automate those?

>>6768330
well I can post mine earlier, I was just asked by someone around this time yesterday.
>>6768354
its automated, I just copy paste from nasfaq and poi and the posted sheet updates itself

>>6768375
thanks, gotta figure it out how to do that then

friendly reminder overbought-mechanic is a thing and people have been pumping already

>>6768406
hope this helps

>>6767449
Coins that are currently on hiatus such as ayame, haato (shion which you've got already) or stream every few days such as nabi and ui which you've also already have are pretty decent to invest in imo because you will get the gains eventually, optionally you might also go for the meme and get octocivia

also choco if she decides to spam apex again but thats just hoping it happens

>>6768434
thanks friend

What did he mean by this?

Forgot to post it earlier but here is your spoiler for tomorrow

>>6768441
Thanks for the evaluation, I went out of Ayame actually, same with Haato, I feel the algorithm doesn't process hiatus view% anywhere stable.
Ui I am waiting for the next dip to go in hard, Nabi was a good investment once so I went for her.
Choco, even if cheap, feels like high-risk and I don't really watch her, feels like Aki/Mel Coin to me which occasionally moon but are not worth the hassle, might just buy a few just to let them sit there later yea.
Fuck China so I'm not going for that meme, might upgrade to 44 coco later.
And THIS
>>6768782
is the reason I don't hold any Usada.
Guess I'll report back after adjustments, I might just buy into Robocoin.

i predict pekora will crab tomorrow

Sell your Sora coins
Don't buy Towa
Fuck China
>>6768782
Danke for the bog alert Anon, too late for me anyway.

>>6769136
kek

CAN PEKORA NOT STREAM FOR AT LEAST A DAY? IM FUCKING FUMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6769254
see >>6768782

>>6768974
I am trying to come up with few more coins but our wallets aren't much different, I've noticed you don't have holocoin, why is that? Its a pretty good coin to hold

Also based, fuck chinks, 44 coco is a power move for sure

>>6769273
those would just get cancelled out by her 2 fucking streams she has for tonight

>>6769318
they've always been way too expensive for me or when I bought them mooned to fuck too good to hold, and now that I can clearly afford them, they're not as good as a deal anymore. I'd buy them at 6k but since that shit's not happening I leave it and tell myself I'm buying better deals.
also, frankly, fuck cover. luv A-chan. it's complicated.

>>6769378
Was a good time to stock up on holocoin when the rubberband mechanic was still in place because they would get "cheap" rather often, now that the mechanic is removed, they will just flatline if overbought, and as a consequence the price will increase alot like a month-ish ago

>>6769456
yeah, I usually tell myself "for that money better just buy another Marine", she's my fattest coin

>>6769483
That isn't bad at all because Marine is a very good coin herself. Hoping she gets cheaper during her small break now so I can buy more, only 120ish right now would be nice to get like 300

Week one of my experiment.
Pumped divvies into everything that looked cheap, checked back now, shit looks expensive. Sold most of it except Oshi (+160 or so) went back to only like 20% of divvies spent. Planning on doing mostly the same plays AGAIN at the first sight of a red monday. more than ready to pump next to fucking everything on sight.

>>6769555
the moment she drops to 6k will be fucking high noon. I sense another night of leaving the PC running for autotrader.

>>6769700
Waiting for the dip aswell, got only ~2.3million left in liquid but should be able to buy 100 more easily.
Past week I had my PC on for like 5 nights if not more, the adjustment's at 3PM for me so buying any reasonable amounts of coins means I probably will have to leave it running overnight, rip the electricity bill

>>6769825
Same time here, I justify it by also seeding HolofightZ or leave fat downloads running

>>6769825
My PC has been on since before the zonkbot debut, how fucked am I?

>>6769933
since electricity prices never fucking dropped, more fucked than last year for sure. I went like 430€s over the 65€ I already payed per month just because I was working from home, changed my provider that same evening I got to know that shit.

>>6769908
yurop gang represent, what country if I might?

>>6769933
What were you doing before zhonkbot that you had it up the whole time man

>>6769963
Goymoney.

not that anon but you could just use a timed clicker for buying over night

>>6769963
Zhonkbot but homemade. Also work

>>6769983
Germony, nice, we are neighbours then,I live in Polack land which isn't something to be proud of because this country sucks

Hmm, I didn't need to buy so many coins back then so I never used any clickers anyway, just autism buy/sell every 10/15 minutes for multiple hours on end. Also the adjust time was earlier too (or was it changed before the zhonkbot debut? I completely forgot), and since I don't leave the house that often I just sat there and clicked every 10/15 minutes

>>6770053
Fair enough.

Miko hour
Miko mind

Do i sell Rushia at adjustment or do i hold and stay a poorfag because oshi?

>>6770283
If you sell at adjustment then you will have more money and thus you will be able to buy more rushi when shes cheaper

>>6770283
People are less vehement when it comes to Oshis as back in the days. Do what you want if you're a pirate.

my adjustment bets are locked in and im ready to get rich, zhonk willing. i'm already know i'm going to get fucked in the ass by botan for the fourth week in a row, but im not going to lie, it kinda feels nice.

>>6770283
if you sell rushia you have to buy two shares per share sold, im sorry but that's the rules. you can't just break this precious girl's heart

>>6770629
Relatable, let's get bogged together

This is gonna hurt isn't it?

>>6770713
It will be fine haha..

>>6770141
Goymoney wants to act responsible and well-thought out but politics the last 11 years proves we're reigned over by absolute baffoons, half the country is under water with people dying and we had a fucking warning out 7 days prior. Shit might be shit in Poland but at least it's way more pragmatic and down to earth. Also most Poles I know are absolute broskis. Well, born in commie Germany might explain that.
I did the same because I was poor enough, some of the richfags of old did tell of their timed clickers though right before honkbot. Those then began to fail because of server load and now we have honkbot kek.

Also I am for once not all of those mikos.

>>6770688
>>6770629
1M soon, how had can it be to have a fat stack?

>>6770798
I'll be honest with you mikobro, I haven't really followed our politics for past few years because its a total shitshow not worth wasting time on imo, it used to be way better. And yea, same for Germans, you guys are cool, atleast the ones I've met over the years online. Most europeans are pretty cool from my experience besides the French, never met a single nice French person online in my life and I am doubting I will.

My friends used clickers back when adjustment was earlier because most of them are American and had to sleep right after. I am so happy we got the honkbot now, truly a life saving invention.

miko love!

>>6770820
That's alot of botan you got there, how much of your networth gone into her?

>>6770688
>>6770820
jesas! i admire your commitment poibros, i only hold 35 at a 4,5k MPP and i only short her, so my heart goes out to you, who actually have the nerves to stick to her!

not going to lie, even though botan bogs a lot, her pumps are massive, hodl your hag close bros, don't let go

>he hasn't accidentally ended up with 200 botan because she's been cheap for a week and faqing cute
ngmi

Buy Irys
https://streamable.com/c8lny9

>>6770798
>>6771021
True chads are apolitical and don't care not participate in the retarded tribal politics people do

Too bad the zhonkbot doesn't stop the server overloading

>>6771360
not him but modern politicsfaggotry will affect you, no matter how apolitical you are. Long gone are the days where the heavens are high the emperor is far away. He is trying to bring down heaven on earth, breathing beside your neck as he looks at your Internet history

>all my coins are odd numbers
I have a bad feeling about this

>>6771506
You can be excused if at least a few are multiples of 5 or end with 7.

>>6771506

thought I'd let you know, whatever this was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQyNVA_Nw1Q

>>6771600
stream from earlier today

>>6771360
I'm racist, and so are my international racist friends from like 7 ethnic backgrounds including Taiwan, Japan, Poland, Czechia, Romania, Turkey... we also all agree that voting these days is a choice between black death and AIDS in most countries.

>>6771506
>never selling exactly 50% because you are not an indecisive faggot
what a chad

Don't forget to send your sperm samples to zhonk.

i didn't do any adjustment plays last night let's see how this goes

>>6771747
why can't zhonk personally extract those for me?

>>6771804
That's part of the nasfaq gold package.

all american coins

>>6771670
Being racist over here in Poland is very common, 99% of the population is white skin color so whenever theres someone black or any other race they will get stared down pretty fast in public places.

FINALLY I CAN SELL MY AQUA

KANATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA