/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Few weeks ago
>Phone rings, it's Matsuri
>Picks up
>Haachamachama! You're calling the private number of Akaihaatochamachama! May i know who's calling?
>Hey there Haato! It's me Mats-
>McDonalds? Right on time! Lemme get uhh pepeloni pizza with ears of pizza, and a large LGBT without the BLT. And uhh...
>Wha-
>Make sure the pizza have no pepelonis in it! I'm dummy hungry, extra double! You better deliver it ASAP!
>Look Haato, i genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. Anyway... Fubucchi, Akichan, and Melmel are coming to my birthday party! We think it wouldn't be complete without you so we may as well invite the entire gen! So what do you think? Maybe we can prep up schedules and stuff?
>Oh, Matsuri. About that, uhh....
>Hm?
>I need to... uhh... i have a date with my pet kangaroo! y-yeah
>W-well, glad to hear that, i guess? In any case, your happiness should come first so we hope you'll have fun. You can call us anytime if you have a plan change!
>Okay! Smell you later!
>Fast forward few weeks later
>Phone rings, it's Rushia
>Picks up
>Haachamachama! You're calling the private number of Akaihaatochamachama! I'm very busy on my vacation right now, but you can leave a messag-
>YO YO HAACHAMA MY ANNIV PARTY IS LITERALLY TOMORROW! WANNA COME BY AND BINGE SOME PIZZAS? AFTER THAT WE'LL DO ORGY WITH SHION AND AYAME TOO!
>...
>HELL YEAH RUCHAN, LET'S GO! MY SCHEDULE IS COMPLETELY FREE ANYWAYS!
>Fast forward, party's over
>Check twitter
>Some rando with this username @7216_2nd is seething for whatever reason
>Refuses to elaborate anything
>Goes back to vacation