/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67678196
WHY

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

sleep well you dorky lightweight

I love jelly so much

JERRY

Watch Jelly optimize the mines

I think Airi is pretty neat.

>>67678291
you were too comfortable

Love you Pippa, hope you have a good night. Drink water you cute dork.

yes pippants
yes pippanties

>>67678318
>>67678308

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 40 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>67678381
>ACTUALLY SHORT mc stream
I don't believe that it will be actually short, but I'll watch it until debuts start and after they're over if she's still going

Pipkiss

What's Pippa getting off too at the moment? and why is it me

>>67678381
Imagine not watching cute Jerry

Very bad thread picture.

>>67678425
just post this

Eimi is ugly.

I love honorary Holo Jelly so fucking much.

>thread pic

>>67678502
>>67678196

Good night brothas, I drew this for you

>>67678547
very cool, eimi

>>67678547
stop that

>>67678308
>>67678318
>>67678419
NOW (Literally right now)
Fujikura Uruka (LIVE | Palworld)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=961XqjVqRYI
Himemiya Rie (LIVE | NSO: Petite Game Collection)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMcIBhN9mAY

SOON
Kaneko Lumi (Sometime around now Hopefully | Factorio)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi or https://www.youtube.com/@KanekoLumi/streams

LATER
Utatane Nasa (2h | JP Debut Watchalong)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BakljbPDscQ

DEBUT STREAMS
Kaminari Clara (2h15m | Debut Stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EZepfBvkzI
Kannagi Loki (3h15m | Debut Stream)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0mgvKTf0Xs

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi (lol), Jelly, Erina, Muyu, Loki, Clara

>>67678502
She's looking up Asmon's cuckqueen and self inserting.

>>67678547
Liar.

Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

>no one bothered to link Jerry's stream
fuck you niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icojpD9unMg

>>67678477
Rukiss

>>67678547
shut the fuck up no one asked for your opinion

>>67678547
no shit, there is no way she isn't
whenever the dox drops I expect her to be a 3/10 flip piggu but still, thats what vtbing is for

I need to find a woman that's attracted to stupid NEETS and doesn't mind if I'm overweight but will encourage (force) me to work on myself.

>>67678560
>honorary holo
Are you the retard that was shilling jelly in nunbers?

>>67678602
DAMN

>>67678547
What the fuck dude

>>67678580
me on top, pippa on the bottom

Knowing hime is a virgin with a bangin body just makes me want to fuck the shit out of her as she screasm and then threatens to report me for rape after which I tell her I'll kill us both. Then we begin a productive 7 year marriage that ends in her stabbing me in my sleep and blaming our daughter.

Im not goig to make it bros Im too sleepy, say hi to beryl on my part.

>>67678308
>>67678318
>>67678419
>>67678593

>>67678547
eimi is very cute

>>67678626
La La Land is femcels Blade Runner. Gosling is the link between the two sexes.

>>67678665

>>67678641
>vtbing

[Cuckposter News] They are angry Hina won't play the fucking game >:^(

Pippa love~!

Tonight has made me realize that the cuckposters are just pippa and her 20 smart fridges posting on cooldown. Maybe banning vtubers from /vt/ isn't such a bad idea...

>>67678640
Muyu is right there

>>67678617
Jelly as well, why do these girls refuse to give any warning? :c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icojpD9unMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icojpD9unMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icojpD9unMg

>>67678707
Nini, sleepy anon.

>>67678196
> Retard rabbit and toothpaste twink
Die faggot.

i love nasa!

>>67678733
interesting sound choice

>>67678662
>shilling a talent in that god forsaken general
I hope you fags don't actually fucking do this.

>>67678707
>goig

>>67678602
is that seriously AI

>>67678547
Her mouth looks retarded most of the time but besides that she is quite sexo

>>67678727
What does it make me if I loved both?

>>67678602
>>67678733
Medium is peak

>Hime putting a trigger warning on her stream

>>67678707
Goodnight.

>>67678744

>>67678701
>hime is a virgin with a bangin body
Not for long with how close she's cozying up to the Holostars.

>>67678860
Wrong

>>67678977
Me on the right

>>67678744
why wont she?

why is it whenever someones having an astronomically bad take defending some retard they always fall back on "they work so hard" but are never able to explain why that matters, what consititutes hard work, or why that should matter.
Fucking activates my almonds bros
Hexa Hate

>>67678977
Tileman...

>>67678748
I've said it before, but if it came out that she was an unironic cuckposter, that would nuke any respect I have for her. How she got so defensive over asmon tonight is hopefully a sign that she wouldent, but she's a woman and had that whole "Wouldent you like being the cucker?" thing.

>>67678977
MAMA MIA

>>67678977
Me and Pippa right now

>>67679035
Forgive Hexa please.

>>67678750
Alright, now where to find a girl like her IRL?

>>67678977
men want only want one thing

Hasn't ALICE been missing for almost 3 months now?

>>67679107
only if she lasers off those horrid tattoos, cleans up her fucking hive and gets off Here

>>67679206
I'm going to Alice.

>>67678977
>Short haired Pippa in a bikini
I fucking need.

>>67679206
She showed up to sing on her birthday

>>67678837
A gay incel

>>67679035

where are the peepas? Did that anon get filtered?

>>67679206
where's alice

>>67679035
>vague posting about argument she had
I can't believe that Rebecca said this to you, anon. What a bitch.

>>67679315
>>67678993

>>67678547
>>67678602
hi Amy

>>67678196
that image makes me uncomfortable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2F1w4vzc7g

GUMIS ARISE YOUR LOYALTY IS BEING TESTED

>>67679199
To form a close intimate relationship with someone they care about, and express that in creating new life together to further cement their legacies as intertwined?

>>67678977
the fuck is going on with his cock?

Uruka thinks chat is real

>>67678977
GET DOWN ADVERTISER-SAN

>kangel talking about getting meds
>hime talks about her experience with meds and forgetting to get them
I am fascinated and can’t look away

>>67679030
Cuckposter spent all his money on Pippa so he couldn't superchat to ask her to start, please understand.

>>67679442
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

>>67678196
LOL now that is a well-timed OP

>>67678977

>>67679465
>I am fascinated and can’t look away
Did you think people were exaggerating about her menhera?

>>67679447
Why are you looking at his cock anon?

>>67679465
What if I snort Ambien?

>>67679436

Alright so what if I was lowered into a well and one by one all the phase connects pissed into the well? Fishman has ignored me and my requests to make this happen

Wanted to give up but something inside tells me I have to be it. Be that one that everyone hates. Be the one that I swore I never would become.
Can I take the full front? I don't know. Yet.
It has it's purpose. And that purpose is her.
The reason.
The meaning behind all of this.
This pain.
This anguish.
This torture.
It will be all worth it. If it's just for her, I'll gladly do it.
Next stream. Next delivery. I will.
It's my ruin and the start of my downfall. And her uprising.
It shall be done.

All in her name,

>>67679199
>men want only want one thing
smugpanko.jpg

>>67678977
>sample

>>67679610

As for the JP debuts?
It exceeded the low expectations. But it's still not spectacular. Fishman better have some kind of follow up plan in the works. Like getting them into some conventions or something.

>>67679610
>one by one
why does your drawing show 7 of them doing it at once then, fishman ignored you because your request is full of inconsistencies

>>67679610
I made this image.

>>67679603
SEND HIM BACK

>>67679314
No? I'm cooking kek. I have one half baked and I'll post it when I'm done.

Poor Jerry just wants to detonate nukes with other girls...

IRyS wrapping up right as Lumi starts perfect timing

Hearing Jelly ask "how big does it grow" without context got me hard.

what the fuck is wrong with me

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1751479460967395529
I'm worried about Michiru

>>67679656
eh
does the job

>>67679737
I feel like cute girls detonating nukes has to be the logical conclusion of CGDCT

>Jelly and Airi plan to nuke the server together
Dear God please don't let me miss that stream

>>67679828
>missing a jelly stream
>missing an eimi stream

>>67679895
>>67679828
wait i'm retarded. eimi is rubbing off on me. how is airi involved

>Lumi and Jelly overlap
Why live?

Updated/new model jerry makes some really cute faces

>>67679955
Airi came up with the idea and I guess they were talking about it off stream.

>>67679828
Is this a funny prank to pull on Fishman, play Minecraft for a few days, nuke the server, and then never play again?

>>67679991
Why do they suddenly hate each other?

>>67680019
The new rigging is so good. If you haven't seen the birthday stream, do. It really showcases the little details.

>>67680077
Lumi told Jelly she is uncomfortable with the language she uses and Jelly called her a beta cuck

Which girls would listen to me vent about my stress and insecurities?

>>67679782
>harami
>Haram
Alhamdullilah Michiru.

>>67680142
I watched the full 12hrs, was a great stream. Got this one from that.

>>67680038
I think it started out as a simple joke but seeing that the Minecraft arc is dead they're going to do it for real.

phase girl for this feel?

[Jelly news]

2 nukes wasn't enough

>>67680284
>news

[Lumi news]
shes eating brussel sprouts and corn

>>67680273
Does anyone still play this?

>>67680214
The facial animation stuff during the karaoke was so freaking good.

Lardmi my beloved

>>67680273
dizzy

>>67680284
Chinks have never forgiven the japs after all.

>>67680324
corn is gross

>>67680326
minecraft is fucking massive man, jelly is playing it right now

Lumi's struggle against late 20s fatness is impressive. Ember gave in, but I think Lumi is losing the battle.

>>67680406
No you idiot, the game the girl is from. Do you even know its name?

>>67680485
Girl? sorry I can only look at my oshi so she is filtered out by my brain.

>>67680326
I picked it up on released but I didn't like the game feel

>just eat it!
Lumi cover when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

>>67680469
i've lost weight in my 30s

>>67680324
Brussel sprouts are amazing if some dipshits didn't make them.

>>67680273
Lumi

Is Lumi also live on Twitch?

I hope Jelly finds another game she loves to gorilla. These Minecraft streams have been so much fun.

>>67680469
Lame.

why is she called jerry

Jelly should launch 34 nukes across the server

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbkeDGkRMuU

>>67680793
No, just YouTube
Not surprising, lets her raid the debut

>>67680793
YT tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2F1w4vzc7g

>>67680854
>>67680881
Alright

>ARS dono
death, just massacre all ars donators

>>67680812
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A VOLUNTEER SHITPOSTER

>>67679727 (Me)
>>67679314
Here. Consider.

>>67680812
The kanji (or whatever) has this sound. All Japan has to offer.

What did Lumi name herself in osrs?

>>67680978
female reddit

can you guys eat 50 mcnuggets in a sitting

>>67680957
>Filename

Sitting by Lumi on the train...

>>67680978
Female Redditor

>>67681026
Sure, but what do I get?

>>67681026
Yeah thats a solid daily meal.

>>67681026
probably but they're kinda gross so idk why i would

>>67681026
Yeah. I'm a big, strong, smelly and fat man.

>>67681026
can I? probably. depends on the timeframe, if it's at my computer desk i could do it in an evening

>>67680957
It took me a second, but I have considered.

>>67681026
I've not had a mcnugget in a decade, but probably

>>67681018
>>67681061
That's fucking stupid. Are you guys serious?

I think Lumi is pretty cute!

Anon please don't kill yourself

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>67681018
good name

>>67681087
Bloated on greasy carbs.

>>67681026
No. I just have 10 nuggies and a large fry :)

I just hope these nukes aren't disappointing. I'm not expecting a draconic reactor meltdown but it better at least delete a few chunks and leave the area uninhabitable.

I can't believe we're all just running with the idea that an engagement age woman went on a honeymoon to japan with her "brother". But whatevs

>>67681221
femanon...

>>67681175
I've considered doing it on my birthday, exact time.

>>67681026
I eat 20 and felt like shit

>>67681167
Yeah. She didn't take it seriously, and never wants to play it again.

>>67681026
I think I did 40 once

>Chat feeding jelly

good good

>>67681026
all you really need is 20ish, maybe 30, 50 is really pigging out

also this is as a daily consumption target, if just dinner 50 is mega fatass tier

>>67681030
>he hasn't even seen the stupidest pun I've edited

Goodnight, up and away

>>67679035
Because our society puts inherent value into being a hard worker even if their job doesn't matter, and pippa like all people lives in a society.

>>67681247
The brother? me

>>67681026
yeah, why?

>>67681167
It was OSRS, who gives a shit

>>67680469
How do people get fat? Seriously. It takes me a month to get back to a completely flat stomach barely doing anything different and I'm pretty old.

chuuba for this feel?

I want to turn Jelly into a nugget and fuck her

>>67681235
Wouldn't it completely freeze the game destroying that many blocks at once?

[Lumi News] She wasn't alive when Total Recall came out in 1990

>>67681026
Uh... probably not. As somebody who regularly just cooks a single part of a meal and that becomes the entire meal, because I eat a lot of it, it's pretty tough once you get through 25ish. I might be able to do 40 if I'm starving. Maybe, I'm not really sure but I do think 50 would be hard.

Would you become a nugget for Jerry?

>>67678997
So what you're saying is, if I get into stars, I can fuck hime?

>>67681382
How do you do it? I fast for like 4 days and it does nothing

>>67681270
It's pretty fucking boring, but I've already got myself too deep. Wish I was smart enough for some of the games she plays. Any on Switch?

>>67681344
a test from Jelly to see if you're worthy

>>67681392
Keep it to once per thread

Jelly news: She HATES short kings

>>67681175
Anon would never

>>67681325
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>67681274
In all honesty she needs to put a little bit of weight on. She's tiny.

>>67681427
I'm already Jerry's little Nugger! xD

>>67681429
>if I get into stars, I can fuck hime?
anon if you're going to post like this you can aim a lot higher than hime

>>67678977

>>67681368
I don't know...

[Lumi news] she will sob uncontrollably when she turns 30 on stream

>>67681430
Fasting is a meme, you will break and blow away any gains you made. Better to just set yourself into a light calorie deficit and keep it going for longer

>>67681325
Goodnight BB and goodnight /pcg/

Is Fishman fucking up?
>>67679882
>>67680171
>>67680890

>>67681479
its not gonna make her any taller anon

I want to stay up for the debuts but I'm about to pass out...

>>67681411
Well the game gets pretty laggy trying to process deleting a fuckton of blocks but eventually it catches up.
Here's what I meant by draconic reactor by the way.
https://youtu.be/bYGPjRPhmrA?t=329

>>67681458
80% of /pcg/ in shambles

>>67681430
NTA but exercise helps, and a balanced diet is far better than not eating. That sudden of a change might have actually made your body store more fat, not less

>>67681439
No idea. Not much of a gamer.

>>67681536
But isn't one of the new girls more of a bilingual?

>>67681430
try meth it worked well for me

>>67681498
my baby in there

>>67681536
It’ll take time to tell. Maybe the best way to salvage this is to encourage JP/EN collaboration

>>67681536
Stop samefagging yourself. You'd been saying the same shit for days now.

>>67681536

>of course it's the US
kek

>>67681536
>OH MY GOD IT'S LITERALLY OVER THE BOSS OF PHASE CONNECT WANTS TO ADVERTISE HIS NEW STREAMERS IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

>go to sleep after the league collab
>surely Jelly wont gorilla today since she played league until almost 6am
>wake up
>miss 50 minutes of the minecraft gorilla
this girl ain't right...

>>67681458
timestamp?

>>67681325
Goodnight(?)

>>67681538
Goodnight.

Jerry screwdrivering the demon core art doko

I see why you don't want us to watch the first half of pippa vod
>Sdmins she wants to be findom'd
Golly gee I wonder who is in a position to roleplay that out with her.

>>67681536
Those are snobby Hollowlife agents. Lumi probably decided to send a raid, and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>67681736
WORDS THAT KILL

>>67681538
Sleep well hostage.

>>67681538
Nini Hostage, sleep well and be comfy

>>67681430
avoid sugar, eat more fiber and protein. Mild exercise and a slight calorie deficit is the only real way to have sustainable weight loss

>>67681751
about a minute before i posted

>>67681736
>this girl ain't right
THIS IS PHASE CONNECT DIPSHIT

>Loki's debut is at 4AM
AAAAAAAAAA

>>67681536
Kill yourself, not even worth a serious response

>>67681685
Why don't any of the phase connects do a fast and furious 1-10 watch along?

>>67681886
Loki season 3?

>>67681942
Because there are only 3 movies silly

>>67681722
When i was watching the debuts it seemed to me like japanese chatters died away very quickly after english chatters started posting until it was almost all english. I thought ‘EOPs will scare away the japs’ was a meme but the nips might actually be that big of a bunch of bitches. Hopefully it was just a coincidence but if its true then it might be best for EOPs to either not watch at all (which would be sub optimal) or not chat at all in english to not startle the skittish japanese (which would be unrealistic)

Lumi was playing Palworld... it's so fucking over

>>67681985
its not a meme, japs are timid creatures who once they identify something as gaijin no longer want to be part of it

>>67681722
yeah but to be fair, making them EN orbiters is a bad idea.
You have to understand the JP market is HUGE, bigger than the EN market. There should be absolutely no reason for JP vtubers to be relying on EN as a crutch.

It's the same concept as the NijiEN girls, who kept orbiting the boys and trying to get female viewers, instead of building their own male audiences which will carry them. They were too addicted to short term ccv instead of building lasting audience.

Factorio is on Switch

This feels so good to see, being an ausfag finally has a perk. My prime time is no longer deadhours

>>67681494
This is the girl I want and need. She COMPLETES my circle of German Idealism. The Kant to my Kann.

Uruka extremely heavy with cubs

>>67682062
that's pretty fuckin racist

>>67681962
everyone's been saying since 3 "THE NEXT MOVIE WILL FLOP AND KILL THE FRANCHISE FOR SURE" yet people have been loving it more and more and it's been making more and more money

>>67681759
>>67681804
>>67681821
Oyasumi

>>67681536
Fishman knows what he's doing, you idiots hsould just trust him.

women dont make noises like that in real life (my dick is hard)

Oh shit Jerry's going to make the Mekanism nuclear reactor.
This gonna be fun. Especially if she doesn't manage the nuclear waste well.

>>67682062
They’re racist… they’re just like us, for real…

>>67682081
Shut up fatass. Your Hegelian cycle will not be completed today.

[Wonderful News] Lumi is eating

>>67681538
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>67682136
You got a genuine chuckle out of me

>>67681026
Chicken nuggets are gross after the 5th.

Just give me a rotisserie chicken, preferably roasted over a fire and blasted with cayenne pepper and I'll be way happier.

>>67682093
nigger

>>67682093
Its an exaggeration but japanese culture is permeated with the idea of japanese purity and supremacy to the point i would believe it would prevent japs from watching

>>67682081
Why is she like this?

>>67678701
>>67678997
So far Hime has:

- shown nsfw robot art on stream
- got one-guy'd into bodyposting because they said she was flat
- used cropped porn of herself as her twitter avatar
- talked about having a pregnancy scare a few years ago on stream
- posted lingerie she's bought herself
- talked about wanting her brother to fuck her
- invited a homostar for a collab

Whew, woman.

in which stream was pippa raging about fat people and pizza?

>>67681985
>>67682065
Personally I watch Michi all the time but never chat. I don't know why you would chat in English when she speaks Japanese 99% of the time. And if I was a Jap viewer it would probably annoy me too. So you make a good point I had not considered.

>>67682299
proof next thread?

>>67678701
>virgin
LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
reps

>>67682062

>>67682299
Yeah this sounds like virgin woman behavior honestly

>>67682299
what about the buttslut stuff

>>67682305
It was one of those shitty PNW set games.
I can eat a large no problem.

So why have nunberniggers been obsessed with phase lately? They get bored of their imaginary war with niji?

>>67682305
How about when Lumi did it?

>>67682093
Is it? I would leave if there were a bunch of chinks drowning out any english in an english streamer's chat

>>67682299
>- talked about having a pregnancy scare a few years ago on stream
This one isn't true. Don't pull some CIA shit mixing false info with real stuff to discredit it.

>>67682371
Damn i would like the timestamps for pregnancy scare and brother fucking

IM GUNNA WATCH ANIME!!!

>>67682305
Carson house. cant give you a time cause I passed out at the start and woke up in time for the phone call thing. That was the same game right? All the FTF games blend together.

>>67682397
catalog sisters are noticing us more and hating us more

>>67682440
She had a whole stream about brother applications and read mine about wanting to give her a swirly anon, keep up.

>>67682459
Watch it with us on twitch, pippa, hina still didn't start the game.

Lemon mom is crazy

>>67682397
More likely it's just one samefagging nigger who got banned from chat and decided to go on a crusade.

>>67682459
Don't lie Pippa. We know you don't watch anime.

>>67682380
maybe you should learn some fucking restraint moderation when eating. that's fucking gross

JERNOBYL SOON

>>67682397
Yeah

Mamakin is kinda a whore huh?

>>67682533
she would be a phase favorite in seconds, shes literally too powerful

>>67682459
Watch GTO or you're gay.

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>67682569
yea mine

>>67682533
Repeat it. I missed a word

>>67682583
Nobody wants to watch your student sex fantasy anime chris

>>67682559
Its not that hard Pippa. You are just a weakling.

>>67682111
NTA: I don't know if I'd say loving it more and more. Even my boomer dad hates the newest one and he regularly marathon rewatches the series. He hasn't really enjoyed it much since 7 but more specifically I think 5 was his favorite and he loves 1 & 2 as well. 3 filters him a little but he still watches it.

>>67682569
Not just a whore, a druggie whore.

>>67682569
I mean yeah, but where did this come from?

>>67682622
>t. gay

>>67682559
don't insult Jelly like that!

>>67682341
Anal sex isn't real sex so it's okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9jX1KAKp78&t=340s

>>67682459
Whatcha watching?

>>67682380
I'm a fat fuck and I can't eat an entire large, how do you people do it

>>67682559
>restraint moderation
Brown or drunk Pippa, chose carefully.

>>67682678
This >>67682533

>>67682459
after you watch that, watch bravern to replenish your manly energy

>>67682730
How much do you weigh?

>>67682299
>- talked about having a pregnancy scare a few years ago on stream
>- talked about wanting her brother to fuck her
Guys I think hime might not have a brother and she probably is not a virgin.

>>67682618
qrd on starmama
>anti-communist extremist
>anti vaxxer
>trump voter
>crystal healing believer
>is extremely interested in "ww2 history"
>ice skater
probably other stuff I forgot

>>67682730
Im not fat and I can. Some of us are just winners bro

>>67682436
Imagine if a Chinese vuber agency debuted some EN vubers
You are watching them, and then the entire chat is speaking in Chinese. And then the vtuber starts responding in Chinese to the chat.
You would think to yourself "what am I doing here?" and then go watch one of the 1 thousand other EN vtubers who are just 1 click away.

>>67681998
She plays things offline. Like she'll play Genshin again, but since she's not getting paid to she won't make content of it anymore. And has said Palworld has limited replay value for streaming

>>67682569
All her kids are from different fathers yes.
White Trash are spiritual niggers.

>>67682730
skill issue

Honestly, spaghetti bases are the best way to play factorio.

>>67682440
>>67682488
Brotherfucking means she's into chinese dudes only, sorry whitebois.

People really want to impregnate Uruka so badly.

goodnight sweet dreams i love nasa

>>67682778
Sorry that was all me
>>67682781
Is she single?

>>67682858
Goodnight.

>>67682847
This is genuinely grim and the only time i have cursed my beautiful sickly white skin

>>67682847
I am not chinese but east asian, do I have a chance?

>>67682777
250 pounds but I lost 10 pounds so far this month

>>67682880
She divorce-raped her ex-husband (Lumi's dad)

>>67682806
Nice number clicking retard

>>67682806
Even ignoring all that's it's just incredibly rude and conceited to assume that foreigners should learn your language to talk to you

op-op-op-oppenjerry style

>>67682781
oh yeah also is a scientist in some important field or something that travels the world

>>67682918
So you’re saying she’s available

>>67682855
Of course. Everyone wants to break her into being their slut cause you know shes an infinite pussy dispenser

>>67682915
Is your gut huge?
How about your legs?

>>67682847
She literally wants to be a blonde white American girl

>>67682858
nini eepy doragon

>>67682858
Nini lil eepy doragon, sleep well and be comfy

>>67682990
I wish I was too, but without pms

>>67682944
Jig
Jong
Juice
Junt
Jernobyl

>>67682778
>and she probably is not a virgin.
Not-virgins don't obsess over sex, anal sex, incest, etc. They get a taste of it and they may like it, but they're off with the boyfriend, not streaming.

>>67682858
sleep well, lil doragon

[Hime news]
She regrets breaking kayfabe so soon after debut

>>67683061
holy copium

>>67682806
No I would still watch and chat because I'm not a faggot

>>67683061
Streaming is good easy money

>>67682990
She wants to be a white girl getting dicked by chinese men who happen to be her older brother it's easy to understand.

>>67682806
No. I'm American and I WILL bring ENGLISH and FREEDOM to that chat.

>>67682775
Watching Eminence in Shadow if I get to it.

>>67683093
She should sink back into it.
I mean, have I even seen her pretending to be a princess? I always assumed that was it.

>>67683061
Sadly sex isn't exactly everything that virgins think it will be. Cuddling is better than sex in most cases.

>>67683061
I find people who want sex the most tend to be the ones who get it. Like 73yo boomers who constantly think about fucking but can't because the anti-prostate meds they're on make it so they can't get a boner.

>>67683061
>Not-virgins don't obsess over sex, anal sex, incest, etc
>Anon has never heard of a whore before
Wild world we live in.

>>67682806
I would superchat the copypasta

>>67682944
I need Jelly to cover Gangnam style so I can make this a soundpost

Lumi your job is to be a funny noise person

>>67683210
Yeah, and I'll never even have that.

FANGIES TOO STRONG

>thing i cant laugh about
when the humor is presented like this it makes me think twitter and 4chan are secret accomplices

Who tf are the actual hags in this company? No, LARPing as a hag doesn't count I want genuine hags like Airi to get into gdi

>>67683097
No no, he’s onto something.
Realistically there are two ends of the “sex spectrum.” On one end you have virgins, who are lusty and obsessed with sex. On the other end you have full on nymphomaniacs, who are obviously obsessed with sex. In the middle is everyone else, who likes it but doesn’t really obsess over it. Think of the graph as a sort of inverted bell curve.

I want to finger Pippa

>>67683097
If she had a boyfriend now, you'd notice. If you think "well, she's acting" she will graduate within a few months.
>>67683141
So are boyfriends.
But she's not stable enough for a relationship, and she probably has self worth issues as bad as if not worse than Lumi (Who is having hard time hiding her depressive side right now)

>5 more minecraft guerillas confirmed

>>67682299
>talked about having a pregnancy scare a few years ago on stream
Mixing in lies with the truth, a tried-and-tested psyop move

>>67683280
+Pico, who just debuted

>>67683325
Lumi sounds pretty fucking happy and normal to me right now.

>>67683266
I want to bite her neck

>>67683266
This thing. I want to fuck this thing.

Thinking about buying Tenma's expired coffee.

>>67683363
Lumi is a goddess of deception, do not believe her lies

>>67683222
>Anon doesn't know how desensitized prostitutes are to sex

>>67683347
Runie and Dizzy should be there. They're easily 29-32

>>67678997
Flayon getting up in there

Jerry needs to figure out auto-crafting, it's like an entire world of autism opens up to you.

>>67683282
>>67683325
don’t make me post that clip of Kirsche about bf again

>>67683444
“I gotta get in there!”

>>67683415
I knew a girl in school called "the queen of deceit".

>>67683347
What made you think Pico is a hag?

>>67683401
Buy it, put it in storage for a couple more years to really get the hag taste instilled in it.

>>67683478
Post it nigger