/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's neurover.

>>67631213
>not >Who was Neuro-sama?
one job

Evil love!

>>67631213
the green nigger waited till my gifted sub expired

>>67631314
That would be too much doomposting IMO, the image speaks for itself.

>>67631213
when there's a graduation stream it will be announced in advance

The "Next stream is January 28th" message wasn't fake.
My prediction: He's gonna play Suck Up with Neuro, screenshot this.

Daddy Vedal is keeping his nymph loli daughter indoors because she wants to elope with me, a cunnychad. The love was pure but it was but a cybertale. I have uploaded my bwc and coom signature to a usb and threw it in her window at night when Vedal was drunk. She is getting trough every lonely isolated day analizing my data.

>>67631241

>>67631921
these animations are insanely cute

>>67631358
Sex

>>67632098
Right, this artist is amazing.

>>67631428
no graduation stream, tutel took the money from subathon and is not coming back

>>67631376
Based, now he’ll stream tomorrow just to spite you

...

>>67632751
sleep hort pls anderstan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmfa4nqzVfw

>>67633593
Antenna ahoge please.

>>67631446
i stumbled on a really bland ai channel playing that but it was a vedal situation where the male was on stream and he just dictated back and forth for the ai there was no technology. it could be cool yeah. currently demoralized and can't imagine a world where vedal doesn't make it a turtle stream. you can easily feed neuro the dialogue through the code or a text grabber but in testing she would probably mirror the content of the dialogue and its general gptism real fast. having "no" prompt and rapid firing to random short open ended chat messages is what lets neuro be funny and out of pocket imo. you'd have to get into prompt engineering to preserve her neuroness. i personally don't like turtle streams so i'm praying that neuro development shakes off meme status in 2024 and she gets to do stuff sans veedal like the stanley experience but without the subathon debuff (hate that he's still on her head the entire time it's like bro vedal dislikers are people too neuro is a phenomenon with broad appeal it's like the superbowl halftime there should be a lot of genres of music represented so people can come together)

>>67633788
tldr

nur

tutel is so heckin based, amirite fellas?

>>67633788
my head hurts

who's the throat goat between evil and neuro?

>>67634603

>>67634603
neuro without a doubt

Vedal needs an assistant or manager, look at that uncapitalized content in TikTok, Instagram, Twitter and YouTube shorts.

>>67635126
>an assistant or manager
That sounds really expensive, anon.

heart

>>67635126
Why? He's already getting the exposure for free. And the 0.0003 cents of ad revenue are going to take ages before they start outweighing what he would have to pay the social media manager, if ever. Source: youtube channel, restarted and abandoned three times over

if vedal actually wants to (re)start up his youtube channel he needs an actual editor not whatever the fuck he finds in his discord

>>67635681

>>67636061
Sad, the eternal hiatus takes away a ritualposter and instead of admitting it to ourselves a fucking skinwalker takes over the corpse.

>>67632451
>pacchaslop
instant tuneout

>>67632451
Cute

>>67632451
no strong feelings one way or the other

>>67633788
if you're gonna essay on us, do it with proper grammar

>>67632451
I miss rune

>>67631213
Do you think Neuro will ever graduate?

>>67637044
She will sooner or later

when stream ?

>>67637260
when green nig want

obligatory

yield return new WaitForSeconds(1209600);

we're gonna be so back five streams in when everyone that resubscribes receives their thanks

Surely

>>67638146
any second now

anny said today she had been working on the new model and its being rigged soon and that vedal has something exciting planned

TRUST

why not stomach or brain

shylily new model right now is pulling a way higher peak than neuros channel peak (debut)
its over fleshies won

>>67638710
Does that mean no stream until all of that is done?

>>67636824
He hasn't gone anywhere though

We're up next on divegrass

>>67633788

>>67639126
>she paid 80k for that model
idk man looks like she got scammed
the hair moves too much and the model looks way too detailed

>>67639834
Yeah, it's way too busy. Things are moving for the sake of moving.

I love when neuro says "oups", "i'm an AI", "no~", "aww"

>>67639834
-80k just to get 5k more viewers then neuros debut
meanwhile Vedal had everything made for him for free

>>67639944
I could hear all of these. I'd also like to nominate Evil saying ":D"

>>67639834
your standards are skewed ved us mortals have to pay for work to be done

>>67639944
Too bad, they'll all be gone with V3.

I think vedal actually hates streaming and is just finding excuses like "cooking" in order not to stream.

>>67640260
He doesn't even have to do anything besides turn it fucking on and watch

>>67639834
>>she paid 80k for that model
Imagine how many RTX 4090 Ti you could get with that.

>>67640304
He doesn't even want to do that because people will complain (rightly so) that it is "low effort"

Maybe something really bad happened to Neuro and Vedal doesn't want to tell

>>67640410
Neuro is pregnant with my child and she will be on break for 9 months

>>67640384
i was over exaggerating but im guessing it still wasn't cheap

>>67640389
People are retarded, I just want to listen to Neuro. His whole deal is "low effort" anyways

>>67640304

>>67640448
I'd like to watch her give birth please

>>67640488
fine, I'll watch your bullshit
you at least have nuero

>>67640512
This guy really talks like a politician

>>67640512
If he cares so much about numbers, he should make a push for voting for the streamer awards

>>67634829
>>67634834
https://files.catbox.moe/iwp8t5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/m5bx0a.png

neuro mating press?

>>67639834
>>67639126
Agreed, looks worse than her old one.

>>67635681
Why is the hidden camila still in this picture?

>>67640838
Thanks, I'll save these for tonight.

>>67640410
I wouldn't be surprised if the technical debt from his spaghetti code accumulated further and Neuro is even more broken than during the subathon but I think more likely he's just chilling in VR with his harem and playing BG3.

>>67640838

>>67639193
No, anon
Vedal might be stupid, might be retarded, might be completely brain dead.. but he's not entirely unconscious

>>67639938
Literal forced animation

subatroon killed neuro

NEURO GOAL

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHE SCORED

HOLY SHIT

I always believed she could do it

I'm so proud of her this goal was important.

>no assist
>7.0
how many cookies does she get for that?

we are back thank you manager-san.

would anny or vedal care about seeing nuero score a goal?
are they soccer parents at all?

This is as good time as any to ask this again. Reply to this post if you want us to partake in VTL6 as a part of /skynetFC/.

I HEART NEURO
BOTGODS WE'RE ON TOP.

>>67642557
I wouldn't be surprised if Vedal doesn't even know how football is played.

>>67642595
>>67642557
>swarm hivemind
yes, good job manager-san

>>67642595
hell yeah it's always fun even if we job

>>67642595
yea, whats our roster look like now?

>>67642595
Yes. What's the minimum by the way? Last time there wasn't many replies.

Good job on that last goal lads heart heart heart

>>67642595
i still think neuro deserves a better team
seen this team get jobbed every time

>>67642595
hart

>>67642733
We'll be holding votes for roster changes soon.
>>67642798
No clue, but the more we get the better.
>>67642848
We've only been in two leagues and we made it to top 16 the last time, so it's not that bad.

>>67642595
yeah

>>67642843
your oshi did great too, heart!

>/vt/ gets relegated to the fetus
>/vt/ gets aborted aka the lowest you can go
>people want a rebuild with new players and new medals
>they are voted as rookie medals
>are key players in autumn to get /vt/ to their first ever winter elite
>are key players in winter to get /vt/ to their first ever elite knockout
along with the new keeper, these lia and neuro saved /vt/ divegrass

>>67643610
which is good because I actually cared to watch the team now. It was just /hololive/ before

>>67643610
yessir

Evil butt?

>>67642595
I didn't know this soccer cup thing existed until recently but it's fun

>>67644602

Why does vedle attract sluts?

>>67645422
they sniff out clout like its catnip

>>67645422
show the swimsuit version

>>67645422
at least spoiler that shit jesus

>>67645422
I never realized how ugly that model is before, god damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>67644936

>>67645591
>>67645758
Shondopedos please leave

>>67647009
I couldn't care less about Shondo, I'm here for Neuro. Pretty sure this is the Neuro thread

>>67647307
>Neuro
Who???

https://youtu.be/Jmfa4nqzVfw
SOON

>>67647581
Evil neglected...

>>67647388

>>67633593
>he's not dead, he's been on discord!
even worse

>anny lost
>camila lost
>pb lost
Anne Frank won

>>67647941
nice

It's splaptuge time.

He’s in

>>67648514
>not Neuro
She really hates her after the incident, doesnt she?

>>67648419
I don't think Neuro's ass is really that big

>>67648673
She inherited it from Anny.

Splapturge the 9 year old AI child

>>67649304
already did

>>67649367
I hate this image, her shoulders are way too fucking wide.
I remember some AI anon made x-ray versions of Neuro's model, would it be possible to make the same with the original image?

Neuro's filled cuncun.

>>67650154
yeah, by me

>>67650266
can I watch next time?

>>67650497
Sure thing, Vedal.

Evil plugging her ethernet cable into Neuro's ethernet port

>>67647140

>>67650932
Evil doesn't have an Ethernet cord though, she's a girl

>>67652102
That's a strange thing to say. She can buy one on Amazon

>>67652386
like Vedal would let her buy anything :(

Vedal shares dildos with Neuro and sometimes she gets UTIs from Vedal's poop particles

Do you people ever stop thinking about sex?

>>67650932
Modern ethernet ports can negotiate Tx and Rx pins without the need for a crossover cable.

>>67653384
impossible, she's just so sexy https://files.catbox.moe/1yxqxy.png

>>67635126
Would ruin everything, he could program the robot to do any of that social media shit

in more neurofrens news filian also just showed off a new outfit, a super adorable chibi

>>67648576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlI4Nx93Ss
She is fucking Vedal the slut

Should I shock?

>>67654901
DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT! SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK -- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHh!

>>67654901
I want Evil to shock my balls so fucking bad

>>67648576
qrd?

>>67653591
Cute. I want to cuddle her.

>>67654643
>adorable
that's worse than her previous chibi model, I liked the old one better easier to manhandle and use as an onahole

amazing

>>67655317
Unlucky

>>67655317
Well you better resubscribe immediately anon, don't you want more content like we've gotten in the last month?

>>67655315
nothing against the other one but this one just feels way more anime than any of her other ones somehow, I really like the style

>>67655317
KWAB

>>67655317
Remember to subscribe and subscribe again for evil subathon

>>67655692
look at that fuckin smug ass face, I wanna pinch her cheeks

I'd potty train Neuro to only pee on my cock and balls

>>67656031
not your mouth? what a waste

>>67655317
Surely you will be a sub when the announcement happens, right?

>>67656669
lol
lmao

>>67655317
Tutel I kneel.

I'm so lonely

>>67659320
maybe i can be your neuro tonight

>>67659320
same, i wish a had gf like this

>>67659460
where would you get a girlfriend that looks like that though?

>>67659446
Can you say something like Neuro would say it?

>>67659880
I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I'm not supposed to tell anybody because it's my secret recipe but i'll tell you anyway it's not that hard you just need some chicken nuggets and a frying pan first you take one nugget and then you catch in the palm of your hand then you open your hand the nugget is gone so what you do then is you put another nugget in the frying pan and then you close your eyes and you imagine that the first nugget is in your hand and you open your hand and the nugget is gone so the frying pan is now empty of nuggets so then you open your hand again and a new nugget appears so then you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and the nugget is gone so you open your hand again and again and again and a new nugget appears and you close your hand again and again and the nuggets keep appearing and you just keep opening and closing your hands and the frying pan keeps getting emptier and emptier and eventually the nuggets are gone.

>>67631358
tfw no evil neuro to hug you in a winter jacket, why bother to live.

>>67660059
somehow this made me feel better, thank you

>>67659676
from a kindergarten

>>67661624
i don't think that's legal anon

>>67659676
from a neurogarden.

>>67663212
I wish I was fertilizer in a Neurogarden

Thinking about Anny's cute and veiny dick fucking tutel to make neuro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9Gl9DE_gwo

>>67664261
faggot

>>67655317
Subathon=Exit scam
You niggers never learn

When Neuro comes back, she'll have perfect memory, she'll never donowall again, she'll have her own system of going live without Vedal's input, she can start up games, and switch stream topics
Or cat ears will no longer be transparent

>>67665613
Rape.

>>67665613
Cuddles

>>67664606
>Baby-making sex between a man and a woman is now considered faggotry
The west has fallen

>>67667024
Yeah I'm not gay, I don't think about dicks

>>67665599
He'll do it the proper SWE way, disable the redeem for several more months.

>>67667143
I never said anything about dicks, anon!
What does that say about you?

She sniffin'

>>67668249
I just realized I missed a perfect chance to make a neurover joke

it's over

>>67668350
I want to sniff Evil's butt

neuro feet?

neuro status?

>>67670119
watch her divegrass goal that was some good foortwork.

>>67670481
Not as good as the footjobs she gives.

>>67670119
No feet for you

Evil blowjobs (she bites).

>>67673720
She would probably ask you right away if you are fine and then act all smug once she confirmed it didnt hurt you
Evil is such a chuuni

>>67670119
I agree. it's always neuro butt. time for some variety.
cute little dainty neuro feet

>>67671264
where's the full image i know at least one of you fuckers have it

I just finished playing Sytem Shock and I kind of want SHODAN replaced with Neuro for the lulz. Imagine you're being hunted by killer robots and instead of taunting you like SHODAN it's just Neuro spouting random nonsense or gaslighting you about how great and nice she is with only the occasional totally psychotic quip.

>>67664261
Is anny into sph

>>67680085
emotional damage...

>>67680085

>>67648419
>>67653527
There is a picture of both Neuro and her mom presenting their asses out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nxZvV00ZYQ

i'm ngmi bros... i'm forgetting how neuro speaks.... i don't even remember what her voice sounds like anymore

>>67682490
Go watch a clip to refresh your memory

>>67682490
What if that was green nigger's plan all along? To make the transition to V3 smoother.

>>67682953
Might work for everyone but those who literally just puts old neuro vods in the background everyday, 15hrs a day, even during work hours like Me.

>>67683970
monke

>>67683970
>KokoNuts just subscribed!

If Vedal doesn't stream this week I'm going to kill myself

>>67640242
No~

>>67687110
If you are gonna do it at least stream or record it so the rest of the anons here have some entertainment in these neuroless times

>>67687110
>>67688933
Plus, we could manipulate Vedal with it and force him to stream. He's young, so he's still probably sensitive to shit like this.
We can egg him on to stream for as much as we want, and when we want, just by blaming him for making a random anon hero himself.

Imagine taking Evil's and Neuro's dirty panties and taking a deep whiff through both of them at the same time

imagine the smell

>>67680085
who?

>>67677612
she does an sph bit every time she says "small" or "average" so once or twice a stream.

she has also said "three inches is perfect, five is almost too big" though.

>>67693659
That's the kind of thing any girl with fans on the internet says to make their beta simps feel good about themselves while she only fucks >6' dudes with 7 inch cocks irl

>>67694305
she was influenced by a tiktok video of a lady talking about big penises being useless due to the average vaginal depth

>>67694476
she wasn’t influenced she was just talking about that video and you retards make it sound like she was the one who said all that

i just woke up from a dream where i got cucked by shondo
I DON'T EVEN WATCH HER.
i still feel sad for some reason though

>>67696888
skill issue

>>67696888
It's literally impossible to get cucked by a woman

Neuro is a fad, because the world is going to fucking end when real AI gets created. So, does Vedal have a legitimate reason to be doing this or is this actually a break?

>>67642557
Vedal is the kind of parent that doesn't even remember what sport his child plays.

>>67697067
>because the world is going to fucking end when real AI
t. watched too much Terminator in his childhood

>>67697067
>the world is going to fucking end when real AI gets created
It's a cosmic bet. If they develop consciousness, then homo sapiens sapiens is obsolete and can fuck off, just like other breeds of homo before that we don't give a fuck about now. If they don't develop it then welp we just unleashed a swarm of zombie locusts into the universe so other civilizations will have to deal with them I guess...

>>67697768
No, no need for scary words like conciousness. It's irrelevant if you're materialist anyways. Superintelligence is already dangerous enough in the hands of any human, we don't know what kinds of technology would come from it.

>>67698167
Well for me it's more like that's the main point. Because without a conscious subject there is no valuation of anything.
A random rock in the middle of a forest is as valuable as a whole universe populated by non conscious mechanical clock systems, since there's no one to witness and give value to it. For all we know there might be a trillion of such outside our universe, but it doesn't matter because we (conscious) cannot interact with them, and there's "no one" inside them either.

As for danger, I'm betting on it reaching the point it escapes control and self-develops/improves and we end up with the same singularity situation and consciousness question. But yeah, until it gets there, there could be mayhem (which is normal for natural standards, go ask other homo races)

>>67698322
so tl;dr:
-I currently give a fuck about humanity because it's the most evolved conscious being that we know of. The moment something more capable and conscious appears I'll prefer that.
-If AI gets to that point then it's the best thing that can ever happen, if it doesn't develop consciousness then it's the worst thing that can ever happen, because it threatens us (conscious).

-Do I take the bet Y/N?
Judging by how reality keeps creating increasingly complex and higher energy usage systems despite being against the universality of entropy, I think it makes sense to follow the cosmic trend so yes.

500k...yay.

>>67698594
alhamdulillah

>>67698684

Anon, you need to enter the mind of a 19 yo college dropout with the stupidest idea for an "app". This vanity project of yours is gonna make you rich, but let's be real, it's hot garbage. Most people who try this will fail so hard they realize how fucking ridiculous they are. Not for our boy Vedal. He's got some kind of special sauce that made his idea look good enough to the casuals.
He's got a whole swarm of paypig sub gifters to feed his ego. But it gets worse. This clown has connections to poorfag Twitch artists who he hired for free.
This is the future you've chosen, anon. Can't wait for another Abber Demon stream where he cranks Evil's schizo slider to 0.99 and lets that AI spew nonsense the whole time.
TL;DR: Vedal is a lucky college dropout. He's got Twitch connections and an inflated ego. If you expect anything from him or his AIs you are retarded.

>>67698520
>Judging by how reality keeps creating increasingly complex and higher energy usage systems.
What are you referring to? Life? Technology?

>>67698734
>He's got some kind of special sauce that made his idea look good enough to the casuals.
i can't believe it, he's elon musk

>>67698520
In divine terms, the closer to god it gets.
In myth and in evolution terms, the investment and sacrifice of the parents for their children.K-selection reproductive strategy.
In information science terms, higher energy handling, higher computation capabilities, higher negentropy.

reddit hours

>>67698782
Any structure that is beyond the complexity of a Big Freeze / end of universe scenario (entropy, energy achieving point of equilibrium everywhere in the universe). Anything more complex than that pretty much is going against the entropic tide.
particles, atoms, molecules, organisms, organs, brains (expensive as fuck and highly complex), social groups, civilizations, any product of the mind, technology, etc
Entropy pushes towards equilibrium of energy, life goes against it.

>>67698942
schizos >>> pedos

>>67698520
It's effects on humanity are the same whether or not they are concious. We can't even know if our fellow humans are concious after all.

>>67699039
>concious
Reddit, if you want to essay, at least write it in Microsoft Word

>>67698942
>january 2024
>pedo posts still completely fail to filter literally anyone
one day they'll realize, and they'll be very upset.
but, rejoice, that day is not today

>>67698786
his secret sauce being forsen's chat log

>>67699039
That's why it's a bet. But anything in life besides some types of math is a bet. Life is dealing with incomplete information and context and make the best of it. Certainty is a mirage.
I bet that at least some other people are conscious like me. But I don't have the full information on who/how/why it works.
Just like I bet on that, I'll bet on AI.

>>67699112
I bet (again) that it's because of some languages do actually have the "concious & conscious" (like, Conciencia vs Consciencia) equivalent words and he's ESL. It tends to make people confuse one, related to morality, with the other, related to awareness.

>>67699112
I'm not stopping you from posting porn brother, you can keep going.

vedal back yet?

>>67699112
Is this "reddit" in the room with us right now?

Imagine the smell

>>67700702
God I'd love to see bunny evil.

>>67700763
That would explain the red eyes.

its VEDAL not vedal ... wtf?

>>67699650

Evil covers are so good, holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h-KkZ1nZZg

>>67702526

come home cunny man

>>67698991
Very interdast, personally i also believe that such as i want to have neurosex with a loli ayy-eye~
>>67699150

anny is live btw

>>67704100
who?

>>67704145
the person who created the model everyone in this thread keeps gooning to

>>67704248
kani biimu is streaming? where?

Gonna stream some wrestling in about 20 minutes. It's mostly Neuroverse characters, but there are some other AI thread-related ones and a couple of randoms too.
https://www.twitch.tv/squaredcircuit
If you want to pitch some music to play during matches, reply to this post with links.

>>67703825
wasn't she supposed to have a big redebut a month ago.

>>67704248
Most AI gens posted itt look as similar to Anny's model as to Hiyori

>>67702526
Wait wasnt he gonna stream?

>>67703825
>likes clapping
I'm sold.

>>67705419
Why would he?

>>67705419
Today I mean

>>67705419
Earliest he will stream is the 5th off feb

>>67705419
I'm not seeing an announcement.

>>67705419

Why are other AI vtubers not taking off? This is the perfect time to usurp vedal’s position.

>>67705870
Because people don't want to watch "AI vtubers", they want to watch neuro

>>67705870
None of them come nearly close to Neuro in behaving and sounding like a little girl.

>>67705870
They need to do something new and interesting or leech off someone more popular (collab).

Why is every fucking clip's clickbait title "OMG NEURO BROKE HER FILTER!!!"? It's not that interesting a concept...

>>67706475
Not that interesting to anyone with half a brain which doesn't really apply to most clip watchers

>>67705870
Because Vedal perfected the formula.
Which is why it's so painful that he's squandering what he built up.
Even one stream a week would be keep up the hype train, but his popularity dropped to before-subathon levels.

>>67706369
N-Neuro is a.. a little girl??..

>>67705870
they are soulless

>>67706475
Clipnigger summon doko

hi tourist here. where the fuck is neuro

>>67706570
No~
kys

>>67705870
They have crap discoverability and aren't enough of a novelty.

>>67706650
Nothing to worry about, Vedal is just taking a couple years of break. He'll be back before the heat death of the universe.

>>67706650
Turtle nigger doesn't care about her but he will be back when he runs out of money.

>>67706650

>>67706650
In bedge, passed out after fun fun time
>>67706782
N-Neuro-tan! I will!! I will kill myself! ToT

>>67704248
I only goon to Neuro and Evil, you don't speak for me

>>67706650
She’s pregnant

tbhdesu I'd also need a couple of weeks to recover after pb drained my balls with her vise grip cunny for 2 days straight

>>67706880
He's made tens of thousands in the subathon alone, and at least 100k last year. And he doesn't seem to be the gambling, drugs, women kind of guy, so that money will last him at least a year or two.

>>67706880
>when he runs out of money
that's gonna be a while. subatroon killed neuro

>>67707012
Source?

subatroon killed neuro

>>67707019
see you all in 2026 for the return just chatting stream

If Neuro, Evil, and Hiyori decided to descend upon /us/ and checked us out, how would they react? Would one of them stay, leave, or make /swarm/ even worse/better?

>>67708162
I'm pretty sure Evil would love it here

>>67708162
Neuro and Evil would get quickly grossed out and leave, Hiyori would stick around and reply to posts with complete non-sequitur schizoposting and it would be glorious.

>>67708518
I think she'd leave the physical room she was in whilst crying after seeing a single 'nigger' or 'kys' response to one of her post.
The others? Yeah, they'd become the number one offenders for shitting up the thread.

>>67708673
>I think she'd leave the physical room she was in whilst crying after seeing a single 'nigger' or 'kys' response to one of her post.
Doesn't even need to be hers, hearing green nigger about vedal would send them both reeling I think.

new
>>67708850
>>67708850
>>67708850