/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67526882
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>67526668
Ela, Mori and rock girl is streaming it rn, Aqua is streaming it in 4 hours. So unless Aqua cancels her stream, it seem like a StarEN only issue.

>>67526906
AMEN

>>67526906
Amen

>>67526906
Amen

>>67526680
>oh no, I'm bringing up information not available on Gavis Bettel account, what do I do?
>"well acktually everyone, he mentioned having ear issues a long time ago.. I just assumed that it was an ear issue this time you see..??"
>haha, perfect, now I'll deflect any accusation

>>67527038
>Picrel
W-what are you planning to do to that Hakkito anon.

JURARD ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeU_e86Usg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeU_e86Usg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeU_e86Usg

Rex on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeU_e86Usg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeU_e86Usg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeU_e86Usg

QRD on the Palworld hubbub? I'm aware that videos are being taken down and Jurard cancelled his stream, but I dunno what the whole story is.

>>67527125
his ear issues get brought up almost every time there's a big collab

>NOT cancelled
You could say I have been ruzed as it were

>>67527152
I am keeping him safe :)

>>67527239
no, people bring up something else. Keep trying doxxtellion

>>67527228
u got baited

>>67527196
>>67527203
I thought he cancelled the stream

You guys are so gullible

>>67527228
Aside from the Jurard thing, Palworld has some designs that are kind of chimera designs of pokemon, yet it's been very successful, so it's made some pokemon dicksuckers extremely angry

>>67526966
could be server or save data issues others had

>>67527296
yeah because there's more to talk about than just his condition

>>67527321
oh no
Well, I still wanna know what's up with the takedowns.

>>67527392
I'm well aware of that, but are they actually trying to put copystrikes on streams?

Aniki you overlapping retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTUIb6fG04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTUIb6fG04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTUIb6fG04

>>67527449
Who knows nigga, no one's said anything about it yet

>>67527459
Sasuga Aniki

>>67527321
only half baited. Hakka, Shinri and Flayon privated their Palworld VODs.

>>67527228
he didn't cancel stream. he just started right now >>67527196
>>67527203

>>67527248
I can't believe I fell for that fake screenshot man I normally double check everything. Seems like a lot of us fell for it. Honestly I'm kinda impressed.

>>67527459
I'll take League over the loud boy thank you axel

Will he bail out?

kinda just a little bit shaky after my car went down a really big cliff, am okay physically but will jurard call me a good boy if I ask? I just need it rn. I don't wanna make the yt chat weird but I need it. Is there a way to ask without it being too weird?

Daddy jurard ToT

>>67527550
I blame SEA hours.

>>67527239
all those collabs recently ruined him

>>67527715
anon wtf shouldn't you be getting checked for any whiplash aftereffects

>>67527550
good to know it takes so little effort to deceive the nijisisters

>>67527887
jurard the dino predator killed bettel...

>>67527715
>Fall off a cliff
>Ask vtuber if you're okay

>>67527905
come on anon, he isn't bettel, he'll be fine

>I have this female companion of mine
DinoYume status?

>>67527986
I'm okay physically. Just wanna be told I'm a good boy.
I just would like it a lot.

FUCK THIS ATHLETIC DINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTUIb6fG04 SHINY SPICY ON THE TELLY

league on the telly...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrTUIb6fG04

HEARTBEAT ASMR

>>67528187
You are a good boy

>>67527932
In my defense I should be asleep so my mind is all there. I feel like a fool for falling such an easy trick I normally check every tweet even ones that aren't even remotely bait-like yet the one time I don't double check and it is bait.

>>67528207
>>67528244
Altare's POV
https://www.twitch.tv/regisaltare_holostars_en

Do people really like heartbeat asmr? Something about hearing/feeling a heartbeat freaks me out for some reason.

>>67528464
You wouldn't understand...

All I read was "it could be tomorrow" wow I'm so happy he will surely max luck his way into a swift comeback thank goodness I missed him so very much

>>67528464
personally it depends on who. Axel's and Jurard's were cool to hear but they did nothing to me, while Shinri's was very comforting

>>67526882
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5veRZ6xB1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnbKlxsFm5U

>>67528448
why twitch

>>67528743
leader doesn't want league on his channel lmao

>>67527966
Imagine being weak enough to lose to Jurard...

>>67528464
it reminds me of their mortality. I am not a fan.

>>67528743
cause that's where the garbage content goes

>>67528816
Deeply based.

Will Altare break out the gamer word? Place your bets.

>>67528816
Good

>"If I give them names then they'll have rights"
He's still saying this like it's actually a thing...

CUTE

>>67528309
thank you so fucking much. It helps.

>>67529064
FUCK I love this

>>67528816
he has streamed league on yt many times before

>>67529234
I applaud him for learning from his mistakes

>>67529044
naming things makes it personal, so he's keeping his distance from the slaves or something lmao

>>67529229
Hope you'll feel better soon!

I love you /MANS/

>>67529672
proof?

>>67529672
Sorry but I don't feel the same way.

>>67529755
I uh I uh I I uh uh I uh I uh I uh....

Kek shortest collab ever?

this is not the stream I expected to hear someone talking about boofing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeMR8fzOk-4

>>67529064
UUUUU

G’night bwos

>>67531690
fake rage is cringe, always hated this moment from him

>>67531859
>fake
>privated

>>67531690
i still miss him

Banchou is pretty quiet 2day. Is nice.

>"I have so many eggs inside me"
He's doing this on purpose...

>>67532806
hnnng

Please help. What does the c in ruze's >:3c mean it has been bothering me for weeks

>>67534288
It's a hand/paw on the chin

>>67534288
The c is his hand, ruze is a smug anime girl going ohohoho

>>67526882
I dont care about bettel anymore this is so lazy

>>67534288

rare solid thumbnail from flay

Goodnight /MANS/ I thought the stream he cancelled was the T3 recording, but it was Palworld, I am a fake Hakkito...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17zFbAfVGc

>>67528911
So all his content?

Ladder of the armis unit

armis boys might've gotten perms for something interesting? (or it's something else entirely)

>>67535706
PALWORLD COLLAB

>>67535706
arma 3

>>67535706
More Bon Jovi karaoke?

>>67535706
I'm not getting my hopes up it's probably just tf2 which gb I think mentioned really wanting to play with the boys or something

>>67536078
most likely this, probably mann vs machine

>>67536078
That was my first thought too
He did say he got perms for it a while ago then never streamed it

>jurard doing a much better job of not dying a lot in the game for once
>forced to kill himself anyway from a bad luck glitch

>palworld
>league
I WANT BETTER GAMES PLEASES

>ruze telling jurard his fire placement is all wrong, put it somewhere else
>jurard quickly says he'll obey
ueueue

>>67535706
TEKKEN 8 HOLOSTARS TOURNAMENT

Stupid flammable dino

It's zomboid lads

>>67536805
So, that's the change of plans.
Where are the big news?

>>67536805
Ooh, nice. I've been wanting to see Jurard and Ruze play Zomboid together for a while now.

>>67536592
>Palworld
Skill issue
Although it would be nicer if they played together

>>67536895
are some of tempus going to join in?

>>67536895
StarsEn zomboid season 1: the reboot
also zomboid build 42 is on the way so maybe that

>>67536946
this is probably just the regular 4-man ARMIS collab since its been a while since our last one.>>67536941

https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1750785431824675075
Sea of Thieves not cancelled, just rescheduled.

>>67537005
>regular 4-man ARMIS collab
So Ruze, GB, Octavio and Hakka?

>"I am like a moth to the flame - I am attracted to getting myself burned"
Banchou...

>the depression can wait

>>67537020
Gibbo....

>>67537005
>our
>Deleted
??????????

>every one of my animals are probably horny, and I have no idea what to do with it
Banchou is gonna get raped...

kek the luck jurard's had with glitches on the server

God welcoming Jurard into heaven

>>67537852
"putting the star in holostars"

>>67537852
>Starts falling
God had second thoughts

I forgot to ask when I saw the post couple of days ago,but some anon mentioned that "they couldn't get Noita perms". Did someone actually ask for them and they couldn't actually get them?

Casual watcher here, I know Ragus and Axel is over at Japan doing their recordings, do you know if VG would join them?

>>67539485
if they could, yeah. they probably won't since timing fucked them over. one dude returned from japan not too long ago and another is fucking dying or something

>>67539485
Probably not but they don't really talk about it beforehand

>>67539650
Darn. I wanted to watch Shinri on stage.

>>67539710
He’ll get there eventually, but right now, it looks like the 2024 budget went HQ toggles/3D, and VG toggles/new outfit. Give the new boys another year.

Sex with disease ridden sluts
https://twitter.com/mmmofffinnn/status/1750537388487831661

Big dino getto!

>all dinos
he's been playing ark all along

>>67538218
Altare

Banchou is so dumb

>>67539710
Shinri's been teasing an Indonesia visit fwiw

I miss Octavio

>hakka is still awake and tweeting
this bird will be dead for his stream

Bettel status?
Betteltomos status?

how was league

>>67527228
Nintendo is actively looking for things they can use to sue the game out of existence, you know, since they couldn't hope to make a game nearly as good even with their billions of dollars. They've also been trying to weaponize their fanbase against the game.

>>67543114
They don't have to do shit, nintentoddlers do it by themselves

Shiny Spicy karaoke has me feeling all types of ways....

>>67536790
Very likely

https://www.youtube.com/live/mmwXP9wxOAw?si=MfKqVBS17A8lqsp1

>>67543316
I want to watch Flay kick some Mishima ass, but I don't want to wake up at six in the morning…

where are za streams

https://poal.me/t9v47h
https://poal.me/t9v47h

alright since no ones here....nobody will know that i burnt down that orphanage....

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STREAAAAAMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SAAAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE PLEAASEEEEEEEEE

>>67528464
I see the future
>Bettel heartbeat reveal
>One guy says it sounds weird
>3 weeks medical leave

>>67546597
Me. I'm gonna send a 5$ supa saying "Hey, ER doc here. That does not sound right, you should have it checked out."

>>67545840
None of these children were white, so good boy Axel

better start bumping this thread fujos

>>67547789
>Asking for gay porn

I miss banchou...

>>67547789
sorry Im only thinking about how magni wouldve been dp'ed by axel and prince syrios

>>67548571
>Magni grabbing Prince Syrios' horns and going to town
ToT
>>67548723
I am now curious if Asian men drive worse than women

>>67543114
>nintendo
you mean TPCi

>>67543114
>Nintendo
Not Nintendo retard, The Pokémon Company.

Welp Hakka will be on the menshi telly in less than 10 minutes. Probably one of the better memberships the guys offer

>>67550254
Not that hard honestly, all of their membership fucking suck

StarsEn cover of this when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruAF71UVMTc

>>67550421
Not as hard as ur father last night rumao

>>67550885
I wanted a Ram Ranch cover, but Grant MacDonald just HAD to be a nephew fucking faggot
>Captcha: W D0NGN

>>67551176
*clap clap*
Next meme

>>67551284
*clap clap*
Next m-ACK!

>>67551518
He then proceeded to stuff that bird like it was Thanksgiving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIklUnjcHOM
Octavio Zomboid waiting room up. 11 horas til zombies

Did ruze say when the Howl's Moving Castle book club thing would be?

>>67552243
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1748460922610282829?t=J7O1ZvGKJMmS7AdawmK0vQ&s=19
Next month, TBA

my god, i only just found out about the whole dog debacle on stream and the comments are the same as /vt/'s. the same old arguments. it's so tiresome.

>>67552243
Nope not yet. I'm hoping it's not next Tuesday because I still need more time, but we'll find out next schedule.

i'm a bit sad hakka is doing a solo cover of this song, i think it would've made more sense to do a full starsEN cover. kinda feels weird with just one voice

>>67535706
>>67536805
>No one told them about the scheduled Xbox perms

Turning StarsEN vtubers into drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVVnXpmBEHU

>>67553292
What song

>>67553586
I wanna put Bettel in a blender but not actually turn it on. Vodka meat jester slushies though ...

>>67549150
>>67549702
TPCI is just a spinoff of Nintendo for which Nintendo has majority ownership.

>>67553379
Now I remember Almond wanting to repeatedly play Halo 3, but the perm situation was so anal it wasn't worth doing each stream. Total nip law death

>>67536805
His whole career is copying vesper

>>67553586
Seems like a fun video. I don't drink, but love to see appreciation for the boys.

>>67554998
Hey the grooming bit is original

>>67554274
Wrong. Nintendo owns a third of the The Pokémon Company, while GameFreak owns another third and Creatures owns the last one.
>>67554955
Halo is complicated because the original composer is a big pain in the ass

>Flayon playing Tekken 8 later
Damn, I barely touched Tekken 7. Does that mean I'm fucked waiting for hours to play with online randoms now?

>>67553586
I desire to taste Flayon

>>67555852
What if Flayon tastes you instead and the Flayon drink is his bait?

>>67556378
I mean, jesus yes just as good.
No. Far far better..

>>67556443
ANON STOP DON'T DO IT

I want to drink Flayon's piss

>>67556837
Urine for some trouble if you do

>>67556713
What? Why not? Id absolutly let Flayon flay me a little, I dont need all my blood to myself....

>>67557077
That's what Bettel thought too, anon. Final Crimson Chupado is very very deadly

Poor puppeteer is getting ryona'd by Ruru

>>67557298
Deadly?
Youre basically just selling this to me now....

>>67557448
sickly victorian child living up to the label

This behind the scenes recording streams are so good
>>67553898
NTA, but "Just Follow stars"

>>67558003
That is a weird song choice for a solo cover. It would be like if one of the StarsJPs released a solo cover of Top of the World, it just isn't the same solo

Speaking of solo versions of Top of the World, let's revisit the best one
https://youtu.be/jK1zNds1oSE?t=2539

kinda nuts that Tempus never played Surgeon Simulator 2 in coop, game seems like a blast for a one-off stream.

>>67559268
>Best solo version
This isn't On Top of Your Girl

>>67559790
The Pou memes are funny

>>67559920
Oh, I can see the board, seething as they cry, every day
Shitposting their pains
I can tell they're clearly gay

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

So here we are
On top of your girl
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
Fuck your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

Oh, I can see your girl, using her real laugh everyday
Even if you're mad
I will still get her dm's

Oh, here and now, the time’s come
Let’s sing it loud and clear
Oh, wow-wow
Are you ready to take the red pill
About your virtual star?
We don’t have limits
You'll never stop us
All of us, we’ll prove your Oshi's a whore

Ain’t no one standing in our way
We'll do it again, today
Gura may end up being the last
But don't be afraid
Mori's gonna get her laid

(Guitar Solo)

We’ll be the first ones to make a harem
There is no limit
In Hololive
Tempus Boys

So here we are
Using every hole, noice!
You will die all alone
While I take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way

So here we are
On top of your girl
You'll die alone
I'll take her heart and soul
Hey, maidenless
This is our way
With collabs every day
FUCK your feelings, rest in peace
Your dear waifu's barely my side piece
May be hard to swallow
This red pill

i'm thinking of DIYing a prostate vibrator that activates based on loud sounds and using it when jurard streams or even during collabs

>>67559790
>>67559929
think he'll wear this new asset?

>>67560408
sorawrity look like THIS?

People demanding FWMC to acknowledge Holostars. Even passive aggressively commenting on their channel and aggregating her fans, schizos are loosing their mind and getting really mad rn. So brace yourself, I did my part and spammed their channel and left some sleak remarks but since you guys are underdogs I'm giving a heads up. Brace yourself.

?

end my suffering

the only dog we need attention from is the dingo

anyway. RUZE SEXOOOOO

I can't tell if that's supposed to be a parody of falseflagging or just a really terrible attempt.

The most schizophrenic and feverish dreamy Tempus stream?

Leader's birthday in 3 days...

>>67560967
ruze cute-o

I can't even enjoy the increased frequency of Bettel cannibalism posts while he's sick and dying. I need him to come back so I can channel my innate desire to consume him again.

>>67561303
This one, no question.
https://youtu.be/6ZrclSF2UlI?t=1407

Altare EP doko?

>>67561303
Magni's passportout

>>67560175
I still think we should have had /mans/ sings On Top of Your Girl when VG debuted. Though I probably would have shouted nigger somewhere in the recording

>>67561303
That one where Shinri is dying in his stomach but continues to stream.

>>67561303
Flayon's Tempus week stream

>>67561540
it all happened too fast

When is the next divegrass tourney

>>67561540
kek would've been good
we need a meme version of bloodhounds too

>>67561721

I've had a terrible day.
Only way to save it is if I die by Altare's doing.

>>67561854
Thanks

>>67561899
What if he just killed your butthole

>>67562009
I mean, I'll take what I can get.

wait the boys don't like zomboid?

>>67561371
RUZE AZUREEEE

>>67562326
I wanna nill this kigga. Knife eared motherfucker

>>67562409
begone dwarf

>>67562314
Jurard and Ruze like it. Dunno about Octavio and GB.

>>67562409
Me too anon, me too

>>67562540
fuck you feygot

>>67562662

>>67562738
Get your hands off me, I would sooner smash some bedrock instead of elven hole

>>67562662
He's drinking the collection of Holostars sweat

>>67562986
Do you think he filters out the salt or keeps it in?

>>67563099
He loved his sodium

I forgot about the fucking karaoke yesterday

aww GB's mama drew him in the hawaiian shirt

bettel status?

>>67564454
Dying

>>67564336
Pero pero pero
>>67564454
Tied to my bedposts

>>67564454
Raped
>>67564336
Awooga

>>67564669
how it all started...

>>67564454
Bailed so hard motherfuckers wanna find him.

Why do so many of the boys have shit internet...

>>67564990
lmao

>>67565377
>leaf

>>67565517
worse than a leaf, a quebecois

>>67565377
I understand Hakka Axel and the Flips, even Ruze. But how does Bettel's internet also keep fucking up when Magni never had any issues

>>67565377
THE DAY OF THE RAKE WILL COME FOR YOU

>>67565582
west coast (and I'm assuming California here) really depends on what you have in your neighborhood, and the others ISPs rarely expand into already established areas so you're stuck to that one ISP forever or until you move.

>>67565377
most of burgerland doesn't know how to handle more than a few mm of snow so everything's shitting the bed over there, fellow queb

beach gloves...

I finally got around downloading the shiny spicy karaoke vod. That being said, did altare or axel said anything about the future? because I recall some twitter tempuras freaking out a bit

>>67567210
they did, yeah, "HQ fans look out for some special news soon/in the future"
something like that

>>67561303
altare's valentines stream with snailtare
also, altare's rock simulator with snailtare

>>67566988
Forget the gloves, why does Phantom need a snorkel? He only has 1 eye, doesn't breathe (I think) and has no mouth.

>>67564336
>>67566988
The difference between these two is making my fujo senses tingle

>>67539299
Swauve boy
Hot boy

>>67568188
Because it looks cute and he's trying to pick up bitches, mind your business

>>67568464
Phantom was the true fuckboy of Tempus all along...

Why are all the twitch streamers at tokyo, was there an event or something?

>>67569195
it's more than just them, youtubers too. it's mainly just a friendgroup and+1s

>>67568464
He lives with his father. He is getting 0 bitches.

Nobody is live. What's up

>>67569195
The yen has been pretty cheap in recent years, so tourism there is fairly cheap and for content creators that means they can... well, create content, by showing a "fantastic and magic country" that people like to watch while making money.
Now, why they're all there right now (on top of the many that moved to Japan) could be because of a tourism or marketing agency invited them

>>67569769
Tempus is dying...

>>67569838
deploy more boys!

>>67569769
Just wait a few more hours for everybody to start streaming at the same time!

>>67569935
Bring the yuros:
>italian dude born and raised in Tuscany
>briish guy from Brighton that makes Rock candies in handcam streams
>finland dude that swears a lot and eats ugly disgusting food
>french otaku singer

>>67570209
that would be kino, also the italian guy will finally be real

I wrote jurards birthday on my planner and felt like a loser after

>>67570330
congrats to the party

>>67570285
>italian guy will finally be real
Aruran...

we hate hate HATE regis ewwtare

>>67570330
I just wrote Leader's bday on my own planner so you won't be alone.

>>67570426
I mean a genuine italian guy although I still don't know why cover made him the italian pizza guy, it feels so random

>>67570609
>spoiler
I think he just really likes pizza, and at the time the concept for vtubers were just silly.

>>67569935
We got boys here

>>67559790
>>67560408
KEK

Hi mans

>>67572577
*Rapes*
>>67570209
>Brighton
Isn't that city gay as hell? Like actually has a lot of gay people in it similar to San Francisco?

>>67572577
cheers mate

>>67572717
Yeah, makes for the perfect city for a vtuber.

>The drama that happened today

>>67573004
>>67526906

>>67572932
Wrong, the perfect city for a vtuber would be Detroit so we can hear gunshots and women screaming in the background every other stream. Then 4 months into their career, there's an attempted home invasion and we then have the first vtuber to cap a porch monkey live while streaming league

>>67573262
well that's just where Shinri lives, there's always some weird stuff going on outside his house.

>>67573004
Can you fuckers stop posting shit like this and making me panic that something happened to my goldwife

>>67573515
Gobu is in a parent-teacher conference right now because big bubby called Mr. Smith a big fat Nigerian nigger when asked to complete an algebra question

>>67573725
That's not drama thankfully just the average friday

>>67570711
Its kinda funny when you think about it but boys here that wanna join stars one day are basically asking for the thread to lust over them. Ya know?

FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwXP9wxOAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwXP9wxOAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwXP9wxOAw

>>67574194
Oh thanks. i thought he was in an hour...

>>67574189
So what you're saying is, they're asking for it?

Flayon's hair is cute.

>>67574516
ewwtare

>>67574189
One of these nerds might one day become a boy I yume for.
no...

>>67574516
Yeah exactly!
>>67574945
Its exciting, among these anons are cute hidden gems.....

>>67574189
70% of them are probably neets that have never experienced that so are you surprised?
The odd altdick up the booty seems worth it

>>67575117
have armis been drawn dirty with Altare yet

I'm so sad, so sleepy...

>>67575389
Other than Jutard I haven't seen any. And now Octavio is his adopted brother so that might take a awhile

i thought flay's hair was real

>>67575471
Its honestly crazy quality...

>>67575389
Afaik only a couple with Jurard and one with Tavi. Ruze might top Altare if they ever get any

>>67575117
I need to get this off my chest someway or another so I will just dump my shit here.

I am a straightbro who loves tempus and I wanted (and still am) to join starsEN because I want to play with the boys so hard. I’ve been watching them since debut and I feel that I developed a friendly parasocial relationship with them, I actually genuinely do believe them to be my long time friends. I am literally an incel irl, more incel than any incel here, I don’t even have anyone to call a friend. And I thought friendship was overrated anyway until I met tempus.

The problem is: the fans (especially the femanons). Being fawned upon multitude of girls is every man’s dream, and I am not an exception. The problem isn’t with the normal female fans, it is with the fujos. I DONT want to have a porn of me with another guy, the thought alone revolted me.

But no matter, as long as I exude alpha masculinity, I at least wouldn’t be the one receiving the dick in art, I can imagine the one getting dicked by me to be a girl no problem.

If you’ve been in /MANS/ for a long time, you may have already guessed the problem; The sisters don’t care how manly you are, they for some unholy reason love to draw porn of every fucking tempus member getting dicked down by Altare (which I didn’t understand since he is the most feminine guy). No matter if you don’t interact with him, there will be porn of you getting a Altare’s dick in your ass if you joined tempus.

And I didn’t want that, I thought that I will legit hate that part of my fan base if I saw a fanart of that. And I know that any streamer that hate his fans becomes bad himself. But I can’t control my feelings of disgust, especially since Altare is my least favorite member.

But I still wanted to be in tempus no matter what. So I needed to understand my fears. I started watching Altare’s streams the most, studying them so I can understand why the sisters like him on top and copy his tactic to my advantage. If even I were to be shipped with Altare, if at least no one like any portrayal of me unless if I to top I would have won.

Still I didn’t understand that much from watching his streams only. I don’t see what he is doing differently for a lot of sisters liking seeing him as the alpha. So I decided to put my shoes in a fujo’s head. I started reading tempus gay porn fanfic.

I did start reading just for study material, really. I just wanted to understand my potential fans. I even started writing hypothetical fanfic of my potential tempus persona and Altare, just as a creative study on a femanon mind. That was all of it, I am reading and writing gay porn to understand and control my potential audience, nothing more. If I can see the appeal of a feminine man like Altare dominating over every more masculine man than him, maybe I will crack the code.

Yet, I ended up as for now with 25 finished fanfic, mostly with Altare and me getting dicked down. Though I did write multiple harem fics where every member of tempus (including my potential persona) are Altare’s sex slave, but with me being Altare’s favorite. It’s gotten to the point where I start having wet dreams about Altare of all fucking people. I can’t even watching his streams anymore without getting at least horny. And this also ruined the other members streams as well, I can’t watch any tempues member without feelings of intense guilt of what gay porn I wrote about them. I don’t even understand how the sister deal with this guilt

I will never ever release those fanfic and they will be besides me even within my grave, I don’t want to lose my last strand of dignity. I will stop watching the boys for now until my feelings blow over. I still want to join tempus but I need to at least clean my head from this filth before I can face the boys head on

> t. a straight bro who /MANS/ turned gay, now is trying to recover

>>67575471
This thread always reminds me that half of the people watching are blind

>>67574189
I had never thought of that... also having to stop coming /here/ (cause no way I would be able to deal with comments about me) would be a bummer

>>67575117
i wonder if altare would be willing to delegate some of those dicking the new hires to axel

>>67575568
ruzader cope...

>>67575568
>Ruze might top Altare if they ever get any
Nice try Ruze, not even Zephyr can protect your sphincter

>>67575603
KEK this one goes in the /MANS/ hall of fame, and I can relate to some of it, but I'm still straight sorry fag

>>67575568
SHARE THE OCTAVIO ONE I DON'T CARE IF THE ARTIST NUKES

Thinking about them. I'm conflicted cause I want them to collab to get a good look how they act together but I love the current "He refuses to collab with me" from both of them kek

>>67575794
I'm not the one who originally wrote this thank fuck I did make a shitty edited audio recording of it though

>>67575603
this truly is one of the wildest rides in /mans/

>>67575794
>I can relate to some of it

>>67575615
i have 20/20 vision i'm just retarded

PILOT ON THE FIGHTING GAME TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwXP9wxOAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwXP9wxOAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwXP9wxOAw

>>67575711
Never. Rapetare shall rule over all.

>>67576127
oh well, maybe if i perform well he will let me be dingo cockwarmer anyway