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/asp/ is a thread for Vtubers to give and receive advice related to Vtubing.

Scissor and schizo edition

>Is mentioning /wasp/ here off topic?
Yes it is. Discussion of or links to the /wasp/ thread are off topic and detrimental to the overall conversation of aspiring vtubers since it only starts beligerant arguments.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, & CapCut if you don't feel like spending money or pirating, otherwise use Vegas Pro or Premiere.

>I have a question, but I fear getting crabbed or not getting real feedback, should I not even spend my time here?
It has been shown that the thread tends to not give feedback for the sake of saying positive things, but anons can help when you formulate your questions properly, and if it failed once, please try again at a later time, know that as there are so many anons here, it's hard for everyone to see your question and respond, even if they know the proper response to you problem, so stay hopeful, and keep asking your different questions!

Open company auditions:
Brave: https://bravegroup.co.jp/audition_en/
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en
Specialite (Women Only): https://specialite.games/en/audition/

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Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Tierlist: https://tiermaker.com/create/active--asp-ies-from--here--again-16631934

Last thread: >>67496448

>> No.67529979

I'm watching three people right now and you can't stop me

>> No.67530322
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denpa dropped all these on lava right now...

>> No.67530380

>>67529261
I'm too shy but I will try

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>> No.67530427

>>67530322
is she gay?

>> No.67530599

>>67530395
Sex education very cool

>> No.67530600

>>67530322
>>67476936

>> No.67530658

>>67530600
>>67463344

>> No.67530894

>>67530600
>>67530658
>>/trash/62853749

>> No.67530921

>>67530322
>>67499512

>> No.67530924

>>67530395
Damn this is some good fucking art who made this so I can credit

>> No.67530971

>>67530894
>>>/trash/62853749

>> No.67530996

>>67530395
Aight who did it

>> No.67531064

>>67530322
>>67455169

>> No.67531076

>>67530395
it's obviously cheens art you fucking retards

>> No.67531230

>>67529414
>it's part of my brand
so is Zettai, it's in every online handle you use, thus a part of your brand, thus a thing you can and will be referred to as until you make a clarification that it isn't.
Last I checked your name wasn't "Icefox Productions, Icefox Games, etc"
It's IcefoxZettai, meaning Zettai is a part of your brand.
In fact your name even reads like "An Icefox named Zettai"

I've got no problem with you having a problem with this, and I've got no problem admitting I made a mistake with your name do to unfamiliarity with it but to act like you aren't also a part of the issue and others should unanimously think like you is just silly.

If you wanna talk more about it just dm me but there's no reason we need to continue this discussion here, or in any public manner.

>> No.67531292

>>67530971
>>>/mu/120227030

>> No.67531335

>>67531076
Sorry I’m dyslexic

>> No.67531374

Okay, I trust that /asp/ will be alive long enough for you guys to sleep on this and answer if you feel like it, but what are (You) planning on getting into tomorrow (today?)? Will it be a stream? You collabing with someone, or arranging one? Will you be struggling in the wage cage? Perhaps you'll throw yourself further down the Palworld pit, like so many others? No matter what it might be, I'm interested to hear about it!

>> No.67531493

>>67531374
I hope I can talk more with someone I met this week. Been having good times with them.

>> No.67531629
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>>67529941
This was good too. Next thread maybe?

>> No.67531730

>>67531374
idk I don't feel like anyone cares what I do I wanna kill myself and stop streaming

>> No.67531919

>>67498919
I fear that someone will find out about me and try to out me / cancel me over things in the past which ended up in a huge shitshow that never deserved to end that way. It's why I'm wary over doing collabs. I'm still scared of them.

>> No.67532405

>>67529941
People love redeems that fuck with the model, so I want to lean heavily into that idea. Is there a voodoo doll-esque vtuber?

>> No.67532448

is denpafish actually a lesbian?

>> No.67532514

>>67531919
Do you think sending a pipe bomb to a nursing home is a cancelable behavior?

>> No.67532531

>>67532448
bro she has been showing her big fat tits on twitter, what do you think?

>> No.67532569

>>67532514
Who told you

>> No.67532676

>>67532531
so yes?

>> No.67532685

>>67531919
no matter what you do those people will exist.
I still have people spreading word that I'm a transphobic pos and you just gotta shrug that shit off man.
You do not have to explain yourself to people who are not going to listen.
If you've got good intentions then you've nothing to worry about.
Don't live in fear, and do your best.
Be a good person not only for yourself, but for others you may improve the lives of.

>> No.67532845

>>67532685
I'm not haunt btw don't
>hauntlich...
me

>> No.67532985

>>67500071
Nta but I'd like to also hear what you do to that mix

>> No.67533078
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Keep my name in your mouth. Shove it so far down your throat you choke on it, and when you start coughing, wishing I would gently grab your cheek to let you breath, know that my pimp hand will slap the ever living fuck out of you for letting any of my seed spill.

>> No.67533101

>>67532569
Is that a yes or a no?

>> No.67533163

you retards really gaslit yourself into ritual posting somebody you don't even like

>> No.67533174

>>67531076
not everyone knows every drawfag, anon. even if the artist or the chuuba have been here for a while. there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.67533200

>>67531374
will be collabing with new friends and hopefully watch anime with one of them after stream~

>> No.67533264

>>67533163
Yeah, fuck Beryl.

>> No.67533280

>>67533078
He's like Iriya but obtainable

>> No.67533311

>>67526120
I was iffy if I wanted affiliate since I want emotes and redeems (REALLY BAD, i wanna feel like a real vtuber) but I'd feel like such a fag running ads on my dogshit-at-video-games goofy cat streams. especially since almost every viewer is... you guys.

I'm so excited at the possibility of turning ads off completely. now I really actually do want affiliate. :>

>> No.67533431

>>67533311
You should be getting up and stretching your legs every hour anyway.

>> No.67533531

>>67533311
just be wary turning off ads doesn't disable them entirely.
They won't play at intervals or anything but your viewers will still be hit by ads as they join in because twitch is scummy.

you still get paid for said ads but it's negligible.
I usually tell people to use an ad blocker.

>> No.67533577

>>67533531
>because twitch is scummy

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>>67533264
His girlfriend is already doing that, you're too late.

>> No.67533659

>>67533280
no he isn't he has no money and is just a social experiment

>> No.67533731

>>67533577
Yes, disabling ads shouldn't play intrusive ads especially when people raid you, it's scumbag shit.
They have been doing better with less intrusive ads that pop up on the edges, but until they get rid of video ads that interrupt listening/watching it's dogshit.

>> No.67533808

>>67533731
Is Twitch a charity or a business?

>> No.67533901

>>67533078
Amen.

>> No.67534010

>>67533808
Are they a live-content based platform or are they a prerecorded-content based platform?

It doesn't matter if they're a business, they're willing to degrade the user experience to make money, that means they're either ignorant as to the product they offer, or they're scumbags who don't care.

>> No.67534018

>>67533614
fatty

>> No.67534060

>>67534010
Post your business degree

>> No.67534115

>>67534010
This one. This is the stupidest post I've ever read.

>> No.67534222

Wait until anon finds out about radio and television.

>> No.67534380

>>67531919
scissors love

>> No.67534466

I don't want people to find out i'm gay. I act straight and sexpest women just so it can be my coverup

>> No.67534533

A woman was in my chat earlier today. I banned her just to be safe.

>> No.67534540

>>67534222
They should watch CraneTV.
>>67534466
You should come out of the closet. Gay Fish.

>> No.67534567

>>67534466
I do the opposite because that way no one will suspect anything when I get close to women

>> No.67534593

It’s shocking that anyone simps for denpafish considering how obvious it is that she’s a dyke

>> No.67534657

>>67534567
>>67534466
https://youtu.be/U1EohegQtIM?si=ADP5twaMzFTwsXqQ
>>67534593
You underestimate the power of U-Hauls and Domestic Violence Statistics.

>> No.67534727

>>67534222
you mean pre-recorded content that isn't inconvenienced by advertising?
that's crazy man it's almost like that's exactly what I addressed in my post.

>> No.67534755

>>67534727
skill issue

>> No.67534803

>>67534755
reading comprehension issue, as usual.

>> No.67534824

>>67533431
that's true, but even turning a song on and treating everyone like a subscriber would feel better than making them sit through ads. I hate ads so much its unreal, and I avoid them at all costs, so I won't subject viewers/bros to them either.

this is definitely pipe dream retard thinking, but If I made any money as a vtuber I'd rather it be some sort of merch like a plush or comic/manga or t-shirt or something.

>> No.67534827

>>67534803
>as usual

>> No.67534853

>>67534727
this retard has never heard of live television or AM talk radio

>> No.67534882

>>67533531
ah man that's fucked.

>> No.67535043

How was yesterday's stream and where can i improve?
T.ineda

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>>67533531
So that's why I still got 20 cents from the ads even though I have them turned off.

>> No.67535120

>>67534853
You don't MISS any of the TV Show or AM broadcast you're watching/listening to when Ads play. Unles it's live event coverage like Sports or WWE, and even then they usually are very selective about when the ad breaks come.

Twitch will consistently fuck you.

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>>67529941
Who do you think will be scissors-kun's first stream collab when he finally does one?

>> No.67535228

>>67535120
Again, skill issue.

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>>67534853
those are things that have time set aside for ads so they don't interrupt the content, you are still not making a good point.
Twitch ads are more times than not prerolls that interrupt raids, a core feature of the site.
If your only response to that information is "hurr tv did it first" then you clearly don't see the issue.
I would have no qualms with running ads on my content if I had control over prerolls and ads, but the only way to prevent prerolls is to constantly run ads during your stream, and not oh I'll do it every 2 hours or so, no it has to be 3 minutes per hour. and even then they still run initial pre-rolls.

>> No.67535354

>>67535261
Protip: Stop using the scheduler and manually run your ads. It disables pre-rolls. I've never once had a raid interrupted by an ad and I've never had an ad interrupt a raid I followed.
Nobody likes ads but pretending there's nothing you can do is ignorant.

>> No.67535482

>>67535261
You can disable the pre-roll ads? I see you have it set to disabled. I haven't hit affiliate yet so I've never seen this interface.
>>67535354
I would be murdering people with 5 minuet ad segments so that I could get cigarette breaks in mid stream.

>> No.67535515

>>67534824
based

>> No.67535593

Twitch is scummy but the direction you're taking the argument is retarded bro

Although the guy you're arguing with is someone who unironically played the "they're a business they want money I'm very smart" card so he's a total faggot to begin with

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>>67535354
You only think you've disabled prerolls but I assure you that you have not
if you manually run ad breaks you still have to fit into that 3 minutes of ads per 60 minutes or prerolls run.
Unless you can provide documentation that states otherwise.
You can only cap out at an hour of disabled prerolls by doing things manually, which will still require you to just roll ads out in an inconvenient manner.

>> No.67535660

Is being a vtuber even worth it anymore? Seems like everyone who is going to make it already did.

>> No.67535664

>>67535482
As long as you run 3 minutes of ads per hour, you can avoid pre-rolls. When you're streaming there's a timer in the stream manager window that tells you how long you have until pre-rolls return. Generally speaking, unless you've screwed up your ads, you won't encounter pre-rolls with a well-set scheduler

>> No.67535719

>>67535660
if you ask this question, youre not cut for it

>> No.67535726

>>67535664
You mean I can sneak in a smoke break hourly? Fuck that is going to be very bad for my health.
>>67535638
How is it inconvenient to tell your chat you'll be right back and press a button so you can piss or eat or do drugs?

>> No.67535775

>>67535638
>you have to run ads to avoid having pre-roll ads
yes anon, I read the contract that you didn't

>> No.67535787

>>67535660
Is being an artist even worth it anymore? What about a singer? Maybe an actor? Anyone who's going to make it already has.
Not to be an ass, but I feel like putting it that way gets the point across best; not only is it about doing it for the satisfaction of streaming, anyone can make it. You don't know unless you try, and eventually those who have made it will leave, and then new faces will spring up.

>> No.67535892

>>67535181
Who does scissors want?

>> No.67535926

>>67535660
No sorry, every single future vtuber viewer will only watch Gawr Gura from now on, no new vtubers will ever be successful, it's over

>> No.67535939

>>67535726
I don't think the guy knows how to manage a stream and just wants to autopilot.

>> No.67535960

>>67535726
The biggest issue with it is that your viewers don't all get ads at the same time. Worse yet, pressing the button doesn't instantly queue in ads. It starts a new fucking timer for usually about 5m where ads can start for one, all, or none of your viewers within that time.

It's offensively bad, but for the most part people will understand if you say "Hey people, I'm stepping away for a minute, I'll run a 3 minute ad and be right back"

Better yet, if you use your phone to monitor stream you can still chat while it's running.

>> No.67535964

>>67535660
Worth what? What is *it*, anon? If you can't figure out what *it* is that you want out chuubing...then nah. It isn't.

>> No.67536056

>>67535960
The fact that more people don't run ad breaks every 10 to 15 minuets like actual television baffles me.

>> No.67536059

Be honest, how many of you actually care about what you make and how many of you just want to be part of some sort of community that talks to or about you.

>> No.67536126

>>67536059
I care way more about my video content than I do my streams, but being part of the gang is nice. If I was here ONLY for community or attention I would just go back to VRChat.

>> No.67536136

>>67535726
maybe it doesn't matter much to you but I stream for quite a long time and having half of an hour or more dedicated to ads is pretty bogus.
I'm just going to keep linking people to an adblocker that I know works.
Taking a break should be an organic thing not something you do to fulfill obligations for a platform

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>>67536059
I really care about what I do, but I have such a hard time pointing myself towards a certain genre or a niche. I'm still a baby, don't get me wrong, I just feel like I really need to get centred soon and find what I should stick to.

>> No.67536184

>>67536056
Sounds like a great idea, you should try it

>> No.67536290

>>67536056
Eh, I find that the majority audience of streamers "feel" it more than you would while watching TV; it's a lot of zoomers and people who watch primarily streams. Time is really an economy in that way, and 10-15 minutes isn't a lot of time between ads when you think about it. Just because TV stations get away with it doesn't mean we have to

>> No.67536292

>>67536059
Yes. I want to be the positive or encouraging influence I couldn't ever find irl. Also, I like acting/writing/creating but have a face for radio - so chuubing is the closest I'll get to acting outside of a horror film or a piece of scenery.

>> No.67536435

>>67536126
love you crane, I wanna hang out with you more <3
I will be joining you on youtube, I'm just taking a slightly different path there (also making bideos is a lot of work and life is very busy so it's slow work)

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>>67536056
Hold my beer

>> No.67537126

>meat apparently got a runoxi raid
I thought she didn't hang with us anymore?

>> No.67537198

>>67531374
Learning how to rig

>> No.67537233

>>67533280
Iriya feels genuine, Crane feels very forced

>> No.67537378

Thanks for showing up and spending time with me :] I appreciate you all.

>> No.67537428

>>67537233
One showed up, made some video clips and things, got shit on constantly.

The other showed up, strutted around until people shit on him.

>> No.67537431

I hope I learn how to be a better community leader this year. I want to get away from the numberrot.

>> No.67537558

>>67536059
I absolutely care about what I make :] That's part of why I haven't recorded any VODs yet, actually. I want them to be of reasonably good quality that I haven't quite achieved yet, in my eyes. I have a greater purpose in mind, as well. I want to spread warmth and kindness while learning a thing or two together along the way. It's very important to me.

>> No.67537564

SHOULD I STREAM OR NO?

>> No.67537706

>>67536435
If you're in the /asp/cord or in any of the servers I'm in, feel free to shoot me a DM any time. I'm actually watching a movie with my audio buddy for the next video right now. We start scripting tomorrow.

I need to collab with more people so if you ever want to go live or plan a video with me just let me know. I wanna do a chuba dating game show for Valentines Day. I got a couple of other ideas kicking around.

>>67536772
Now THAT'S criminal.

>>67537233
Millhouse.

>>67537428
How birdlike of me.

>>67537564
Do you want to stream? If yes, yes. If no, probably not.

>> No.67537775

>>67537564
Go for it, anon :] if you have the desire, there isn't much harm in giving it an honest shot. Another way of looking at it, do you want to be someone who thought about it and never really tried? Whatever you gotta do to get yourself there. I will say, for me, I quite enjoy it. It's fun.

>> No.67537791

Don’t run ads. The revenue is dogshit and it’s disruptive. Stop responding to rebels low tier bait

>> No.67537938

People who worry about pre-roll ads and minutes and seconds and putting in ads for raiders are all ngmi coded. Desperation for retention translates clearly in how you act and viewers can smell it off you.

>> No.67537946

>>67537706
Please stop mass replying, not everything needs your comment.

>> No.67538012

something something every schizo is a male including letania

>> No.67538044

>>67537428
He pretends to crab himself which is hilariously desperate

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>>67537791
actually twitch will bury your channel if you dont run ads, I stopped them on mine for 3 days and my viewship tanked for a good 2 weeks before going back to normal
>>67537706
NTA but a little advice crane, and i do mean this with the best intentions, the thread isn't your fanbase, community or viewers and it would likely be best if you used your energy to support those things rather than respond to crabbing, giving and asking for advice is good /here/ but don't let this be the only play you interact with people

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>>67530380
>>67529261
Came out kinda scuffed, sorry I'm too shy but thankfully my joints are not hurting anyways
https://voca.ro/1eL17VhmOC3o

>> No.67538235

>>67538139
gelt.... you can't stop ads if you are affiliate. period. if you turn them "off" you are instead running pre-roll ads. your numbers are not affected by your ad distribution (aside from maybe people bouncing off because of preroll ads)

>> No.67538275

>>67538139
>play
place*
>>67538235
you can in places outside of the US

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>>67538139
Love you gelt no homo, please stream some jong

>> No.67538327

>>67538139
Bet.

>> No.67538359

>>67538327
basically, he is telling you to shut up and kill yourself

>> No.67538378

>>67538359
Nobody asked for a schizo translation, retard

>> No.67538402

>>67538378
Based

>> No.67538407

>>67538139
Gelt, don't waste your breath. He's been told since he got here to change his behaviour and attitude, he only gets more belligerent. He's just an asshole.

>> No.67538418

>>67538378
NTA but I am fluent in schizo and the translation is quite accurate

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>> No.67538482

>>67538139
Gelt I will message you on Discord as soon as possible to say thank you. You have my utmost respect.

>> No.67538484

>>67538378
it's what you meant gelt, and i'd rethink using retard when it's obvious it's you

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>>67538471
I try my best

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>>67538207
Also sorry it took me two hours to make the vocaroo, the words wouldn't come out

>> No.67538546

>>67538471
do you mean you're uncomfortable/comfortable with them or do you mean they're uncomfortable/comfortable

>> No.67538555

>>67538484
oh no anon please don't make a twitter post and tell them that I said retard

>> No.67538589

>>67538471
>immediately glanced to uncomfortable to find myself
>I'm not there
Damn, my self esteem sucks but thank you.

>> No.67538632

>>67538139
Jelly man you have my respect eternally.

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>>67538482
no need
>>67538484
NTA

>> No.67538677

>>67538471
Aww, man :[ I hope I'm not making anyone uncomfortable. Could you pinpoint what's off-putting about me or my streams, or do I just gotta do some reflecting? In any case, I'll keep on trying to be better.

>> No.67538709

>>67538677
I don't like that you take vague tier lists seriously.

>> No.67538746

So to this anon >>67535982
is this thread more to your liking considering its present state?

>> No.67538757

>>67538677
You’re cool Klondike, it’s crab season at the moment and they’re all setting their bait now.

>> No.67538766

Someone help me decide. Should I stay as NikolaNorthVT, or should I change to just NikolaNorth? NikolaVT is, sadly, taken...

>> No.67538808

>>67538504
I have you blocked on twitter :)
>>67538546
Based on primarily how they treated me on stream when I’ve chatted, else content/posting style
>>67538677
I think you just put me off or ignored me. Or your distinct posting style pisses me off.

>> No.67538810

>>67538766
I prefer usernames aesthetically without the VT but the VT is useful because it's a passive way to advertise yourself in chat.

I usually click on someone's name if I see a VT and check them out

>> No.67538847

the best way to do ads if you want money is obeying the 3 minute per hour deal to prevent prerolls.
if you do not care about money and want a better viewer experience you opt out of ads, and explain to people that the only ads they'll ever see are prerolls because they're out of your control.

When I was testing the system and running 3 min of ads per hour I made 9 dollars a stream.
When I opt out of ads I only make 90 cents per week from ads.
I'm ok with this because once you pass the prerolls you do not get interrupted again unless you have to refresh the page (which I got a tinfoil hat theory that happens more often than it should for this specific reason)

>> No.67538870

>>67538808
This feels Gumapi coded

>> No.67538900

rura why do you stream on twitch go back to yt, now i cant stream t8 because no one will watch me over u

>> No.67538917

>>67538847
9 dollars a stream!? How long, and how many viewers? That's a lot of money for someone making nothing right now.

>> No.67538946

>>67538917
I stream 12 hours, sometimes longer if what I'm into keeps me awake longer, but 12 hours minimum.

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>>67538808
>I have you blocked on twitter
If I say please will you unblock me?

>> No.67539006

>>67538946
>12 hours
I am not spending more then half my waking hours glued to my chair. Fuck that.
Viewers man, what's your average?

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>>67538946
You crazy son of a skeleton

>> No.67539023

>>67539013
PUT A BIB ON HIM AND A PACIFIER IN HIM I WANT TO FUCK HIM

>> No.67539038

>>67538709
Yeah, that's fair. I know they're generally kinda pulled out of whoever's ass, but on the off chance it isn't, I don't want to just completely ignore it, either.
>>67538757
Thanks, anon :]
>>67538808
I see. I hope you'll give me another chance sometime, but I understand I can't please everyone. I appreciate your perspective, regardless :]

>> No.67539048

>>67539013
He’s too good for this place.

>> No.67539054

>>67539006
I haven't checked in a while but I think 10 or there abouts.

Also I was wrong it's like 50 cents a stream or some shit now.
But yeah when you obey their ad rules they offer you a better split than if you opt out of ads and refuse to meet their minimum amount of ad time.

>> No.67539063

>>67539023
You are a sick son of a bitch

>> No.67539273

>>67539013
:)

>>67539023
I appreciate that you're at least consistent with this weird sentiment, even if I'm not interested.

>>67539048
Hard to say.

>> No.67539433

Do most aspies have gumpai muted? God damn she post a lot of retarded shit I don't want in my feed

>> No.67539479

>>67539433
I like gumpai's posts, I just wish I wasn't blocked...

>> No.67539537

>>67539433
No. I find her funny.

>> No.67539579

>>67539433
No, I want to be gumpai's friend. She seems like a fun person when she isn't talking about something nasty on stream

>> No.67539612

>>67538471
I'm glad someone still likes me. The crabs have been weighing me down a little...

>> No.67539670

>>67539612
Iriya... I like you.

>> No.67539681

>>67538471
This list is very suspicious

>> No.67539687

>>67539612
Haru...

>> No.67539705

>>67539670
Not Iriya, but I'm sure he will appreciate the sentiment. I miss him

>> No.67539728

>>67539670
thats not crabs, to be crabbed you need to be on a bucket and there has to be a way out

Iriya is his own crab and his own bucket

>> No.67539771

>>67539728
t. the crab in the bucket

>> No.67539823

>>67539728
Iriya just hates himself

>> No.67539936

Iriya let me love you. I may be a guy but we can make it work

>> No.67539971

>>67539936
Doesn't he unironically hate men?

>> No.67539975

>>67539433
Sorry but gumpai is a thread darling, she is immune to all crabbing and everyone likes her. The only one who crabs about her is herself, so shut the fuck gumpai and stop shit talking about yourself

>> No.67539993

>>67539975
i can ASSURE you almost everyone hates her here

>> No.67540010

>>67539993
I like her.

>> No.67540025

>>67540010
crane she wont draw you

>> No.67540036

Kopadot
Klondike

Do we have any other robot/computer chuubas?

>> No.67540048

>>67540025
I'm not crane
More of a cat person.

>> No.67540055

>>67539993
Gumpai everyone likes you. Your brain is very ill, you didn’t have to delete your discord server. You already have everyone’s attention, you are great at drawing, you know how to get everyone together, you are very entertaining and have good music taste. Please have some self respect and continue to do whatever you said on twitter that makes you happy. Please close the thread. We love you, so keep doing you.

>> No.67540059

>>67539993
I like her a lot

>> No.67540064

>>67539993
I am indifferent to her, i watch her some times if there isn't a better aspie live

>> No.67540080

>>67540036
LColonQ is a CLI/Terminal-tuber. Does being software count?
>>67540048
But everyone is Crane now Digby.

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>>67540080
>LColonQ is a CLI/Terminal-tuber. Does being software count?

Mmm, I don't think so. The question I have is "Could I draw them as an Eva or as a WH40K Dreadnought?"

>> No.67540149

>>67540080
I'm not a cat either yet

>> No.67540151

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you so much I will never have the courage to tell you

>> No.67540165

If you don’t like gumpai it shows that your sense of humor is deteriorating and you are ngmi

>> No.67540180

>>67539993
I like you Gumapi. Although sometimes I feel you don't like me so I'm scared to talk in your chat, so I just lurk.

>> No.67540242

>>67540165
I like her but I hate her accent, it reminds me of the group if girls that used to bully me in highschool where they would shove to the ground and use me as a chair while they talked until a teacher would come in to help me

>> No.67540246

Gumpai is a signifier of GMI. She is VIP in L:C’s and Zenya’s chat. If you don’t like her you will never make it and she will shit talk you behind everyone here in order to secure your downfall. She is the number one glowie here.

>> No.67540358

I just want to make up with Gumpai, I don't like having enemies in places I frequent.

>> No.67540391

>>67539433
She made everyone unfollow her anyways. Don't think I'm gonna follow her either, I don't wanna spend the rest of my life clicking the follow button on her twitter. Otherwise she's great tho and you better shut your mouth

>> No.67540405

Friendly tekken 8 lobby Saturday night (East coast time, havent locked down a specific time yet), who wants in?

Contact Skab for entry

>> No.67540445

>>67540391
>>67540358
Forgive her. She is mentally ill.

>> No.67540477

>>67540445
I don't need to forgive her, it was my fault I just wish I could tell her...

>> No.67540621

I spent the last few days watching the streams of /asp/ies. Legit there are some really talented people here makes me feel like I ain't on the same caliber as them. Legit hope that as many of you as possible make it big and are happy in the end.

>> No.67540675

>>67540621
Genuinely, the quality of /asp/ies is good which I think comes down a little bit of internal competition but mostly because of shared resources.

>> No.67540681

>>67540621
Who are you? Slip your name into a list and I’ll say something nice about all the people I know and have watched.

>> No.67540738

>>67540675
This ain’t a zero-sum pie. If you go outside the aspie network, there are plenty of resources to be had. This place is getting crowded, I agree, but that doesn’t mean that someone always has to lose out when another person wins.

>> No.67540778

>>67540621
Name them

>> No.67540796

>>67540738
When did I say anything about a zero sum game?

>> No.67540914

>>67540796
Shared resources so I assumed, but now I see you didn’t mean it in that way.

>> No.67540929

>>67540675
Legit some could be VAs, some are energetic and funny at situational comedy, some are really good at the calm and regulated athmosphere. Would be cool if people could actually pull together and not fall into this whole drama thing but thats a different issue I guess.
>>67540681
My name would stick out like a sore thumb.
>>67540778
Not done with all so I guess you gotta wait a bit until I watched even more.

>> No.67540940

>>67540914
I just meant as in like tech resources, trusted artists and stuff, not like a viewer pool.

>> No.67540977

>>67540929
Say it you chicken.
>>67540940
Gotcha, I get you.

>> No.67540975

>>67540621
I'm also not on the same caliber as any of them, but I'm doing my best with what I have

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>>67540621
>>67540929
I'm about to sleep but if you caught my streams before tell me what you think

>> No.67541053

>>67541009
if it's you meat, you talk so much nonsense it's hard to listen to you. there is not being quiet and yapping all the time

>> No.67541114

>>67540621
I'll help anyone do cool stuff like I do in my streams all they have to do is ask.

even though I may not be who you're talking about at all lol
t.sceg

>> No.67541271

>>67541009
Refine your image and demographics. Stream the games you want, but only from a select few that are good for viewer retention.

>> No.67541366

I feel like I should graduate.

>> No.67541383

>>67541271
Any recommendations? I play pretty much anything.

>> No.67541440

>>67541383
Choose your best number games, and don’t collab if you want to grow.

>> No.67541448

What do I do if everyone tells me my favourite games aren't good to stream? I don't know what to stream and I really want to play what I enjoy.

>> No.67541502

>>67541448
there's always an audience for what you like.
sometimes that audience won't be very big but that's fine.
You want to enjoy yourself doing what you like to do, because that's what people are going to tune in the most for.

The only real exception is people like DSP or LTG but that's because they're very funny in their own incompetence.

>> No.67541521

>>67541448
Build your audience first then do whatever the fuck you want.

>> No.67541552

>>67541521
How do I do that?

>> No.67541554

>>67541440
War Thunder did good I plan to do more and Mahjong retains some viewership last time I played it. Other than that I might bounce between stuff like tekken and any other non story heavy games (Death Stranding surprisingly tho does well)

>> No.67541578

>>67541552
stream

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KEEP THE GENERATIONS ONCE A YEAR
TOTAL REFORM OF THE ASP CALENDAR

Gen 0 - 2020 - Pre auds era
Gen 1 - 2021 Year of the Hag
Gen 2 - 2022 Year of the Icecream
Gen 3- 2023 - Year of the Beaver
Gen 4- 2024- Year of the Wasp

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Dunno, sometimes I think I having fun in my little world and don't really care about the result

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Ya know. I initially thought of being a Bond villain vtuber inspired by Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons and Blofeld.
But too late we're out there and committed
Would have been easier branding though

>> No.67541795

>>67540975
You'll find your place brother. You don't have to be the best or famous at anything to have a shitload of fun at it. And there is a niche for everyone.
>>67540977
M'nah
>>67541009
You did fine trust me
>>67541114
I'm down to clown usually. Just not that entertaining.
>>67541448
Play what you like and ignore the numbers. Being happy with what you do matters more then some numbers going up.

>> No.67541818

>>67541776
Love you Ainslie.

>> No.67541966

>>67541818
Thanks, love you too

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Debuted yet?

>> No.67542133

>>67540151
Well I read it anyway

>> No.67542186

>>67542120
I love how their schizo behaviour has resulted in people having more interest in this predebut chuuba than they do ones who are actually streaming

>> No.67542189

>>67540151
Cute

>> No.67542247

hi chat

>> No.67542305

>>67542186
>Got more fanart than a streaming chuuba
How?! does she even have content other than tweeting?

>> No.67542509

>>67542120
>>67542186
>>67542305
I think everyone is going to be disappointed when they find out it's a guy behind the avatar. I think he's said he's considering hiring a voice actor for her though, curious to see how that goes, it sounds EXPENSIVE.

>> No.67542521

What should I eat chat?

>> No.67542547

>>67542521
Pizza

>> No.67542937

>>67541791
You'd never be able to top Scorpios theme song so probably for the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu_Z_BI5cJ8

>> No.67543094

>>67542509
they already said they're a guy but trying to distance the character from himself. the extreme kayfabe makes sense

>> No.67543228

>>67539433
I can't speak for the rest, but yeah. Both her and the other woman are muted for me. Their names are in my filters here too but I'm posting from work right now. I learned to skip past the spoilered rat posts too.
If she's the one who made the "uncomfortable" list, then the feeling is mutual. Having her around makes me nervous, but I try to keep it as professional as possible. I think it's fine, I know I'm not for everybody and I don't like people equally myself. It's all a matter of taste at the end of the day.

>> No.67543369

>>67542247
o/

>> No.67543411

>>67542509
Could do a lot with AI voices these days.

>> No.67543421

>>67542186
The content is interesting but since he doesn't stream yet so I don't bother to follow him

>> No.67543612

>>67543228
That can't be gumpai's list, she likes Flandzen

>> No.67544282

>my art is OP
I'm happy!! What a nice thing to wake up to!

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wtf
wtf is going on

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"the worst she can say is no"

>> No.67544879

>>67544787
Dude had a better chance asking for tits desu

>> No.67544984

>>67544787
Roru

>> No.67545196

>>67544787
Be honest, is there any single male vtuber that would say no if the genders were reversed?

>> No.67545213

I just got blocked by the creator of something I really like and I don't know why. We've never even spoken! Aw, man...

>> No.67545245

are there any aspies that are live rn?

>> No.67545423

>>67545245
Not a confirmed aspie (I think) but frequent aspie collaborator Lapis is drawing some big ass titties right now

>> No.67545784

>>67539433
I don't care what she says. She's better for me than Denpa is. Sadly denpa locked her big titty account.

>> No.67545817

>>67545245
Catie_purrow is live right now, she's either an adjacent or an older gen.

>> No.67545956

>>67545196
Multiple male vtubers. Clingy bitches are fun at first but then they depend on you for everything

>> No.67546371

>>67545245
Aight tell me what to play on stream and I'll go live rn

>> No.67546470

>>67546371
IS Defense

>> No.67546580

>>67546470
Is the game not banned on Twitch?

>> No.67546625

>>67546580
Its not on the list but obviously double check before you try it

>> No.67546690

>>67546625
Its not on the list and its not AO plus it has a category on Twitch. I assume its allowed but I am checking rn. Game is downloaded thou.

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the chess robot will stream after.... uh a month of not streaming chess, why am i even called the chess robot anymore
anyway here a stream for my morning bros
https://www.twitch.tv/kopadot

>> No.67546714

>>67545423
i really like lapis, and I'm genuinely confused how she isn't more popular. she must not do a lot of shilling.

>> No.67546845

>>67546714
Who?

>> No.67546906

>>67546470
https://www.twitch.tv/notimportantjake
Streaming it now... lets hope I dont get vanned for that one.

>> No.67546989

>>67546845
twitch.tv/lapis_windbloom

she is not an aspie as far as I am aware, more of an adjacent.

>> No.67547029

>>>/wsg/5429154

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>>67547029

>> No.67547255

>>67532685
Scege/frog/abby/momomo/kuromaru/cabu

>> No.67547471

>>67535181
His gf.

>> No.67547533

I promise this is not for nefarious reasons but does anyone have clips where Lava is audibly sobbing?

>> No.67548138

>>67538471
Gumplinch, be thankful I dont berrate your shitty 5yo behaviour

>> No.67548988

Why is there a separate ""women"" general now? What did I miss over new years?

>> No.67549033

>>67543411
Ai voices still stand out way too much

>> No.67549098

>>67548988
schizos happened

>> No.67549171

If I am trans do I have to try to change my voice? Can't I just use my normal one?

>> No.67549533

>>67549033
Doesn't stop them from getting twitch partner

>> No.67549680

Would anyone watch me draw just listening to music?

I don't really feel like talking because I'm currently very sad. But I still want to hang out, chat and work on my drawing. I'm not very good at drawing.

>> No.67549686

Daily reminder to use fucking xitter you low value m*le

>> No.67549713

>>67549680
Isn't that what Luna does? I think it's ok.

>> No.67549882

I didn't want to say this but she put me on uncomfortable so w/e
Gumpai, your "humblebragging" about how great you are and how you'd absolutely be GMI if you felt like it is the most childish, off-putting shit I see and your constant deleting and remaking your account is tiresome. Literally nobody cares if you're menhera or not, just either fucking stream or don't because I'm tired of giving you a shot and watching you drive your car straight into a wall over and over.

>> No.67549954

>>67549882
This means nothing unless you put your name to it.

>> No.67549975

>>67549882
she's unmedicated bipolar and doesn't seem like she has enough money to go to a doctor because America, lol. shes not going to change

>> No.67550018

>>67549975
then I'm not sticking around. glhf with that

>> No.67550028

>>67549680
It depends on how good at drawing you are and how much you talk.
It's not ideal for numbers but if you don't mind that and are comfortable with streaming your art go for it.

>> No.67550034

>>67549975
She is blowing money like crazy on drugs lately, you can see how she talks so much about roommate needing them.

>> No.67550079

i'd like gumpai if she didn't have me blocked. but for now I just pretend she doesn't exist.

>> No.67550406

>>67550028
I wouldn't talk at all. Just listen to music and type in chat to anyone who wants to be sad together.

>> No.67550484

Dear /asp/, I can't sleep and I've been in bed for hours.

>> No.67550523

I miss Tornkite...

>> No.67550598

>>67550523
I'm gonna shove an entire lighthouse up his ass if he doesn't come back soon.

>> No.67550999

>>67550034
Proof or did you just make it up?

>> No.67551210

>>67545196
Yes, instantly.

>> No.67551723

>>67544787
lol
lmao

>> No.67551837

>>67539433
yeah but every other day I find another account of hers to mute

>> No.67551873

Lava puke ASMR exists

>> No.67551929

what tf is daiyas merge supposed to be, anyone got the tea?

>> No.67551934

>>67544787
If any guy here asks me on a date I will do a one time discord date

>> No.67551957

>>67545196
Nah, that person is too crazy. He specifically says "it's only been a short time since I discovered you", so it reeks of desperation and mental illness-... oh wait that's perfect for half the aspies here.

>> No.67551986

>>67551934
I guess excluding the viewers on here.

>> No.67551992

>>67551934
WHO!?

>> No.67552127

https://www.twitch.tv/nikolanorthvt
Tekken 8! Nina gameplay.

>> No.67552154

>>67551929
Looks like he's bringing his PL into this account, which seems like a terrible idea

>> No.67552262

>>67551929
Looks like he’s merging his past life. Daiya has never been very bright. Did he take inspiration notes from Kurt?

>> No.67552771

I am on my trans era.

>> No.67553090

>>67552771
Yaaasss queen!

>> No.67553241

>>67551934
Coco...

>> No.67553290

>>67549975
>unmedicated bipolar
Do people generally like to watch menhera unravel in general? Or am I just too normie for this kind of people and their content?

>> No.67553431

>>67553290
Gumpai streams are normal and not menhera, she talks unhinged on X to compensate for her boring personality and astroturfs this thread.

>> No.67553710

after a little bit of tech issues, off to play a Certified Hood Classic...again
https://www.twitch.tv/InedaSilver

>> No.67554189

>>67536059
Sadly many locals are only interested in using this board as a clique I think. It's as you say. I've been fighting it for at least a year.

>> No.67554292

>>67536059
I honestly want people to STOP talking about me here.

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https://www.twitch.tv/papayasadas

POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.67554469

Consider getting a hat for your design. That way you can give the hat PNG to people who like you and want you represented in their stream.
They'll be wearing your hat. Isn't that fun?

>> No.67554538

>>67554469
Nobody wants to wear someone else’s outfit on stream, why would they give free promo?

>> No.67554573

Someone should bake because I dunno how to and I don't want to wallow in my loneliness

>> No.67554632

>>67554573
We've got a day without an asp before. It builds character.

>> No.67554639

>>67554538
Nosharko was literally wearing Momomo's hat before switching models just now. Millie from Nijisanji EN wave Ethyria gave her hat PNG to a lot of her EN comrades.

>> No.67554922

>>67554639
Yeah but Nosharko and Momo are fucking

>> No.67554945

>>67554469
>Consider getting a hat for your design
I hope YOU consider it anon! Sounds like you like the idea. ^_^ Make it a big hat lol. Good luck!

>> No.67554986

>>67554469
Everyone needs hats. The bigger the better. Make it pointy, too

>> No.67555158

Please stop fucking ignoring me this is humiliating

>> No.67555440

>>67554639
Sharko uses models and bits of any other Vtuber friend she's got. She also has Kliff glasses for example.

Having accessories like that is pretty fun to play around with, especially if it's some pretty neat looking Design-wise. Definitely pretty fun to play around.

>>67554469
So I second this idea

>> No.67555573

>>67554632
wouldnt everyone here be happier if this thread didnt exist? of this board didnt exist? there is only crabbing

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>>67555158
(you)

>> No.67555636

>>67531730
that is the depression bro maybe eat something and take a nap

>> No.67555777

>>67540059
>>67540180
>>67540010
Shes ugly

>> No.67555854

>>67554922
I hope they are, she is cute with him

>> No.67555874

>>67555777
So?

>> No.67555905

>>67555874
You dont like her you want to fuck her. But you dont even know what she looks like.

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Today, two adorable little kemonos get trapped in an endless maze of puzzles and tests. MikotoKitsune (not an asp) and I will be playing Portal 2!
Do we have the right mix of cuteness and brains to win over Glados? Can we keep our hands to ourselves long enough to finish the puzzles?


We're both cute, so don't pick one stream, watch the two of us at the same time here:
https://www.twitch.tv/manasongwriting
https://www.twitch.tv/mikotokitsune

>> No.67555960

>>67549882
This
It's not only annoying but it shows how insecure she is and immediately pushes you away from wanting to watch or interact with her
The first time you remove followers? Alright, some people might even consider it cute
Second? Annoying and a bit off-putting, but okay
Third? Fuck off, you aren't important enough for anyone to be following again and again
This applies not only to follows, but her nuking her accounts, remaking or saying that she will stop streaming every single week
I avoid her like the plague ever since I got a bit closer and saw how truly insane she is, and it's not in the cute way
Gumpai just stop, your humblebrag is pathetic, you speak so often about how much you don't want to make it when the reality is that you just aren't making it at all, your numbers aren't impressive and if you think that a bigger audience would tolerate your antics then you are deeply mistaken and dont understand a single thing about viewers

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>>67554469
hairclip that has the word "yaoi" on it so you can feel cute and fujo during streams

>> No.67556014

>>67555905
Don't care what she looks like because I don't have any intention of fucking her because I already want to fuck someone else here and my heart is pretty set on her. I like her for her personality and I'd like to be friends with her.

>> No.67556035

>>67556014
Shania...

>> No.67556047

>>67555985
i'll do this, but i'm a male.

>> No.67556070

It’s amazing how she can bait everyone into talking about her

>> No.67556139

>>67556070
I know that this was her >>67555905

I noticed straight away but I find her menhera endearing so I pretend like I don't

>> No.67556140

>>67555573
You're in a slump. Walk it off.
It ain't all bad here 24/7.

>> No.67556155

>>67532676
She's bi but she's really afraid of men

>> No.67556181
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>>67538471
Why do i make you uncomfortable

>> No.67556271

>>67556155
She has a bf

>> No.67556316

Everytime you randomly ignore what I say I die on the inside. What did I do wrong? It hurts

>> No.67556330

>>67556047
If you guys want i'll genuinely make this little hairclip png a thing it shouldn't take long

>> No.67556660

>>67556330
Make it something that can be pinned anywhere

>> No.67556705

>>67556330
Make a yuri one too

>> No.67557035
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67557035

Necrosphinx painting

https://www.twitch.tv/albertmornvt

>> No.67557543

>>67556140
yes it is

>> No.67557773

>>67557543
NGMI attitude

>> No.67557872

>>67554469
So fun. Although it's going to be a necklace

>> No.67558098

>>67557773
elaborate, you won't

>> No.67558132

>>67556316
Maybe understand why they ignore you

>> No.67558377

i think i have a crush on renata

>> No.67558513

>>67558377
I don’t have a crush on her, but I respect her art grind and relate to her pain with having to do a science degree. If she ever streams, I will ask her to recite the Krebs Cycle.

>> No.67558650

>>67545196
I've already had someone confess to me and I turned them down, so yeah.

>> No.67558719

>>67545196
I've rejected multiple guys here.

>> No.67558779

>>67558719
that's not what the post is saying femoid

>> No.67558828

>>67558779
Oh I misread. I would probably reject most of the girls here too.

Don't have time or inclination to be a psychologist as well as a boyfriend.

>> No.67558830

>>67545196
I would, im not THAT desperate

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67558843

>>67558513
>I will ask her to recite the Krebs Cycle.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP DTOP STOP STOP MAKE ITSTOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOPDONT MAKE ME RECITE THE CITRIC ACID CYCLE NOOOOOOOO NONONONONONO I JUST WANNA WATCH A ASMR STREAM WHERE AINSLIE IS A CUTE OJI CROSSDRESSER WHO BLACKMAILS US FOR MONEY AND SEX!!!!!!!!!NOOOO I DONTWANNA AUGHHHHHH

>> No.67558869

>>67545196
I've had multiple girls confess to me irl and turned them down, not all of us are desperate

>> No.67558905

>>67558650
>>67558830
I'd kill for a yandere girlfriend, personally

>> No.67558927

>>67558843
Hey help me with my organic chem homework next time, thanks

>> No.67558975

>>67558905
I don't even like yandere bitches in media so I'd definitely turn one of those down, but to each their own.

>> No.67559150

>>67545196
I wish she would say something like this to me.

>> No.67559212

>>67545196
bruh, you clearly have never been on the receiving end of a menhera girl's confession irl, shit's bizarre and turns your stomach

>> No.67559240

>>67558843
You must also learn about the impacts of change in primary sequence of amino acids and how it affects quaternary structure of proteins. I can’t wait for the educational stream!

>> No.67559285

>>67558975
To be honest I'd gladly take the trade of like a few months of happy relationship followed by utterinsanity and misery and physical harm
I don't think anything a girl could do to me compares to what I do to myself
And I've got nothing to lose

>> No.67559341

>>67559212
I've never been on the receiving end of anything

>> No.67559378

>>67559341
these nuts

>> No.67559476

>>67559341
I had been on the receiving end of gossiping and defamation.

>> No.67559513

>>67559476
I'm jealous

>> No.67559519

>>67545196
If a girl asked me I'd agree, not a chuuba tho

>> No.67559600

>>67559513
I was pushed close to suicide, You don't want that.

>> No.67559684

>>67559600
I'm already there

>> No.67559727

homocord vs suicidecord

>> No.67559751

>>67559684
Then finally roping because retarded bitches isn't worth it, you don't want that.

>> No.67559806

>>67559751
Haha yeah I do

>> No.67559808

>>67559727
Why I'm not invited into the homocord?

>> No.67559878

>>67559727
which is which

>> No.67559875

bakers all resigned this is the final /asp/

>> No.67559892

>>67559600
Don't do that, own up to your mistakes you bitch.

>> No.67559932

>>67559875
Hopefully, this thread grinds my balls

>> No.67559960

>>67536059
I only care about what I make and who I make it for. Which is myself. The community here enables way too much dogshit behavior. I have healthy friends that I spend that energy on instead. I feel bad for the people stuck here that deserve better.

>> No.67559968

>>67559932
medium coarse

>> No.67559987

>>67559960
nah.

>> No.67559990

>>67559875
I never bake bc I would make the OP myself and I don't wanna do that

>> No.67559995

>>67559960
Gay

>> No.67560022

>>67559960
sorry

>> No.67560053

>>67559990
Do it. Let the crabs show their faces.

>> No.67560069

I'm baking, thank you for the patience.

>> No.67560083

>>67559892
NTA but I'm suicidal not for my mistakes but because I feel like my existence was a mistake, I keep on existing because I'm not suffering, I have no goals and bo objectives, I'm just there wasting oxygen, but at the first chance I'm forced to go hungry because I don't have any more money, or suffer in any way I'm slitting my wrist

>> No.67560209

>>67560069

There's already a thread retards

>> No.67560225

>>67560069
dont bake let it die
we need peace

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