/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She's back!

Bros I'm worried that Zen's "VA" is going to get replaced again :(

>>67506792
Nah, she actually got sick from drinking orange juice /s

>>67506764
PA PA PA

I kidnapped Zentreya

>>67506792
No way, we would tell right away if the VA changed

>>67506792
I hope the new zen is better witch tech

>>67506985
Give her back

>>67507039
No. I will rape.

>>67506985
>t.

>>67506800
I really wish Mouse let Seafoam put the models up on their sketchfab like the Holo models they made

>there's a mother fucking bee dimension in the mod pack
What the fuck?

>>67506764
I am happy for you hentais

>>67507172
I know, it's hard to beelieve

>>67507172
>anon didn't beelieve

Would like to see Henya play RP one time to see how she does

>>67507198
>>67507221

>>67507198
>>67507221
>make the same joke but 20 seconds later
fuck my life

TTS are in full force cringe today

>>67507364
truly we are back

henya doko

https://twitter.com/ProjektMelody/status/1750678638293405811

I hope henya beehaves

>>67506650
>SHE'S BACK! Edition
Not "SHE'S BACK-DAYO! Edition"?

Back from vacation Henbutt

I looked back at my gallery and had a bocchi picture where she had abs and shotas in the mix to idk what the heck happened

>>67507280
Why do you have such a resting beetch face?

>>67507275
go back to your stream geega
>>67507364
>today
>>67507497
Henya is DA Back Yo

>>67507472
First Henya comes back and now Mel? What a wonderful night this is turning out to be.

>>67507567
Sounds like you were getting into some based things

>>67507364
Sorry you hate fun and being excited that Henya is back.

>>67507567
Thanks for the microblog, homie.

>>67507275
shut up geega

I hope zen's okay..

>>67507701
NTA but I unironically do

Mouse on vsj server

>>67507786
zen's dead, anon. zen's dead

>>67507674
I think some of the stuff I sent to someone because surprised of the art being good .

>>67507786
She's not.

I want to dress Zen up as a princess

A FUCKING FRUIT
ARE
YOU
SERIOUS
Imagine canceling streams for a week for something like "I tripped on some yarn"

>Wake up Roomie! It's time for the Palworld!
>Yes honey...

>>67508265
Bossy Henya sounds so fucking hot...

>>67508211
>Imagine canceling streams for a week
Seems like... she left you hanging...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

>>67508334
i want henya to step on my balls...

Kuro's autism is killing the server

https://files.catbox.moe/ilrggy.webm

Post Zen’s with metal songs
https://youtu.be/AHOJVINZVR0?si=378VVeiHg1x2Icd4

>getting off minecraft kino for palworld slop
AAAAAAAAAA

>>67508397
i came

>>67506988
It's pretty good. I struggled with the books when I was younger but the movies are very accessible. And you can usually find someone who wants to sit down and watch it with you which is always a nice activity.

>>67508394
Stop being mean. Do something productive.

>>67508508
it's rebecca, she can't stop.
>pic unrelated

>>67508397

>>67507786
Not the first time she's had trouble but she's getting better at handling it now than in the past

>>67508425
In rememberance.

who raided geega ?

>>67508622
me

>>67508622
me

>>67508622
Not Zen.

>>67508622
Zen before she died

>>67508504
Yeah I could watch with mom

>Rumichan called Henya "mom"

Vshojo should release a statement on the Zen matter. I can't be kept in the dark with this.

>>67508816
>mommy fetish with Henya
404 error

Zentreya was brutally buttfucked by a horde of furries

>>67508916
>We regret to inform you that Vshojo streamer Zentreya has passsed away

Zen tweeted. We're getting married

>>67508984
>mommy fetish with Henya
>404 error
not for long, dayo.

Vshojo should release a statement on the Shinzo Abe death. I can't be kept in the dark with this.

>>67509131
Congratulations Heavenly

>hasn't even liked well wishes
She's gone, bros.

oh fuck https://twitter.com/VShojo/status/1749107905016557665

>>67508816
This is normal in Japan
There are separate words to use for your own mom and someone else's mom , they both translate as mom

Vshojo should release a statement on my penis situation. I can't be kept in the dark with this.

Vshojo should release a statement on the Haruka pregnancy matter. I can't be kept in the dark with this.

>>67509298
Don't open. Nicocado

>>67509165
>Shinzo Abe death
He was trying to outlaw vtubers, so he found out why he's called The GunRun

>>67509365
don't get in the way of our fantasies with your stupid facts!

>ph*se shilling in tts
For some bizarre reason I've suddenly lost interest in this stream

fucking kill yourself TTSer

>>67509661
don't punish Henya for the phasecucks' cancer "behavior"

>>67509750
It's her fault for collabing with them in the 1st place

>>67509661
damn henya must still be ghosting them if they're getting this desperate kek

>>67509511
It's mine

>>67509876
if you're really this retarded then you don't belong in hentai.
>>67509921
no wonder after tenma basically bullied her post raid

Bringing roomie-chan on stream on day 1
Our Henya went through character her development arc during her vacation didn't she?

>>67510002
>bullied
bruh

>>67510070
she just stole her laptop, Rumichan is too eepy right now

>>67510002
Damn you're retarded.

>>67509298
Damn, they're really getting lazy with these announcements.

>>67506792
Zen model but it's voiced by Silver
think about it

>>67510256
I feel like this would have been funnier if you misspelled Zen's name.

>>67509750
Too late watching YouTube videos now

>>67510306
I'd rather bathe in acid.

>>67510002
>collab beg so hard henya would rather stream with her irl roommate with no sound on

Why doesn't Mouse play Fortnite while streaming?

>henya's dad is a juicer

>>67510328
Do it yourself.

>>67510328

>>67510553
Yeah, me

>>67510553
Bigger

Henya wants to go to Africa and Brazil...

>>67511309
Nice knowing you henya

>>67511309
Is she gonna build a tunnel from her home to another home in those countries?

>>67511309
>Africa
-50% of her followers instantly

>>67511369
yes. she will be a hobby tunneler of all time

>>67510454
she doesn't want to show that she's a team player

>>67511369
Yeah, mine.

Latina org

>>67511642
-1

>>67511427
If Kuro and U-san fuck, does it count as gay or straight sex?

>>67511642
Lunaria is /in/

>>67511717
I will fuck them both so they don't have to

>>67511642
>Latina org
*Latinx org

>no stream org

U-san's they/them ussy... I must have it...

Mel live on twitch!

>>67512024
you probably just have to get them drunk

default-chan my beloved

>>67510454
when did she play fortnite?

She has no working face tracking, and her microphone sucks but man is it good to have a Mel stream again. At least she has a new laptop.

How's Geega's stream been? Worth tuning in?

>>67512355
Just chatting kinography

>>67512175
last few days with foolish competitive

>>67512355
cute boy

Apparently Mel wants to do a hand cam stream with Kson tonight building gunpla.

Mel wants to do a hand cam stream with Kson tonight her time. Mel wants to build gunpla with her.

gunpla is code for sex

>>67512650
>>67512645
Mel wants gunpla with her. to do a hand cam stream with Kson tonight her time. Mel wants to build gunpla with her. Mel wants to do a hand cam stream with Kson tonight her time. Mel wants to build gunpla with her with kson tonight with gunpla hand cam stream

>>67512353
she had a big meeting to formally join a crew that was interesting to watch. now she's just doing chill doctor rp so it depends if you like that stuff

>>67512645
They should do a training video.

>henya's got a gun

>>67512806
Oh huh, turns out I'm having sex while I watch Henya.

>>67512437
ranked? with foolish? huh that’s a weird one

>>67512886
Nah, it's her comfort game with her comfort guy

Mel hung out with Bao, Girl DM, and Shoto. All /IN/.

>>67513069
>cuck posting has evolved

>henya will never take you out back and butcher you

Henya just butchered a man

>>67513167
What are you talking about??

>>67513141
>bao and shoto /in/ uta with mouse
>mouse's reaction to shoto nomination was "another one"
>girl dm in some small corpa
it's time.

>>67512886
He is actually nice to her and doesn't push her overextending constantly like her bf. Of course she'll prefer playing fortnite with foolish.

Will Mel visit Kson Henya and Hime?

Oh i the silverfags woke up, guess it is that time of day. How is she today, ruin more marriages lately

>>67513141
Wow, even more people too. Giri and Onibro of course, Jacob from Fakku apparently, her future realtor, a bunch of her JAV friends including June Lovejoy, some youtubers, and probably Strippin since I know he was hanging out with Bao and that group at some point.

>>67513419
Yes No Yes

>>67513419
Kson yea. Henya no. Hime who knows.

>>67513450
My man fighting ghosts hella hard.

>>67513466
Hime is in Thailand.

>>67513319
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2042252832?t=04h31m02s

https://twitter.com/Tanu_illust/status/1750687041766248874

>>67513466
>>67513477
Will Mel visit Connor?

>>67513598
fuck is vgencode

>>67513708
I fucking hope not.

>>67513509
skill issue

>>67513708
good chance and crane/TT would be fun

>>67513069
it’s more foolish is on that valo grind and she doesn’t play ranked especially shooters.

>>67513598
i want more mata fanart

>>67513708
If Connor is down for, sure. If not, it's not like they haven't hung out before.

>>67513760
he's not gonna fuck her jesus even though she use to fap to him kek

>>67512816
anon you good

>>67513708
Probably if there’s time. Him, kson, and a couple others could have a fun time showing mel around the arcades and restaurants

>>67512816

>>67513908
Mel will never appear in a crane game video.

>>67513808
mouse would ask him if she's lost or kson has no time

>>67513708
Aren't there multiple streamers in japan he knows right now? There's a good chance he probably won't have time b/w normal work he has to do and others he's probably hanging out with/helping.

Is Froot gonna cosplay Melody in a hot tub

>>67513962
you never know

>>67513962
Definitely not. Not everything he does is on stream or for a video though. Him and mouse could walk mel around japan

>>67514013
idk but that'd be pretty funny right haha i hope it happens lol

>>67513998
It seems like a bunch of streamers are there right now, criken and strippin are too

>>67513998
dude would take them out to dinner and I would like him to introduce her to kaho

>>67514066
yea haha I hope she would maybe post the more risque pics for Patreon haha. Maybe I might subscribe to take a gander haha.

https://twitter.com/BubbbleBudddy69/status/1750680072694993296
Normally I wouldn't post this, but I found this highly ironic.

>>67514112
>introduce her to kaho
Anon, Mel and Kaho have known each other for a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_eLcET0QQE

Is Mel being retarded? You don't need to get a Suica card from Amazon, every station should sell them from Multifunction Ticket Vending Machines or JR Ticket Offices (Midori-no-madoguchi).

>>67514261
She said she went to an attendant and that's where they told her to get one.

Proud of Mel for keeping up with learning Japanese. Even if she still makes mistakes lol. She'll get there.

>>67514261
suica cards are being phased out since last year, they've become a rarity in favour of the osaifu keitai

>>67514404
>Japan going digital
The last castle is falling.

>>67514462
Suica cards... are digital?

Layna reminding Mel she has to do a spicy challenge for failing to get the joint ASMR done.

It would be nice if Henya would hang out with Mel & Kson

>>67514625
And it'd be nice if I could live comfortably for the rest of my life without having to work for the next 30 years.

>>67514192
kek
https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1750476213921968615

>>67513141
Why the fuck is everyone moving to Japan?

>>67514897
weeb dream

>>67514897

>>67514897
They can't find any JP talents for Vshojo JP, so they're importing them.

>>67514843
kek
>>67514897
good question, it's too crowded and humid for my taste

>>67514897
they are weebs

>>67514897
The gaijin bubble is real so you can live their while knowing a minimal amount of Japanese

Mel went to a fetish convention in Japan. I can only imagine what she found and saw there. She also wants to set up a booth there for next time.

>>67514897
Living life:
Living life. japan: sugoy kakwee dezu nay

>>67514555
No they're a card

>>67514897
>Why the fuck is everyone moving to Japan?
because this

>>67515194
>their

>>67514897
Bao, GDM and Shoto are just visiting

Mel may not have face tracking but her moving her model around in place of emoting is cute as fuck.

>>67515205
Vshojo, get on it.

>>67514555
they're a suika

>>67515401
A card loaded with digital currency

>>67515523
From what Mel said, they have already helped her out with that.

>>67515585
Get on it again and get rob to do an IRL on CB.

>>67515622
the true revenge

Mel... how do you get yourself into these messes?

>>67515454
I just type and sometimes I type wrong.

>>67509575

>the circles of hell, sloth, lust and the polar express
mel kek

Where the hell in Japan is Mel that she's running into so many people with tattoos, face piercings, and colored hair?

>>67516517
That one street with all the Nigerians

>>67516517
yazuka hideout with kson

>>67516617
>yazuka hideout
concern
>with Kson
concern intensifies but for a different reason

>>67513509
There is a slim chance we get a Garnt gets gangbanged by ladyboys while Hime does the play by play stream

Henya what the fuck

why is henya wearing a pussy pad on her head

>>67517194
what

>>67516517
with all the other gaijins ofc

>>67517253
Looks like normal Henya things to me.

Girls not meeting irl and doing off collabs will always make vshojo lack that sense of belonging.
It's good but it can be better.

>>67517322
Coworkers. Not friends.

>>67517322
off collabs are fucking trash, I'm glad they don't do this

>>67517196
>pussy pad

why can't you be normal

>>67517322
Well we're getting it possibly tonight with Mel and Kson. Definitely in the future with Mata and Kson and Mata and Giri. And possibly in the future with Mata and Froot

Mel stealing toiletries from a love hotel is the most Mel thing ever.

>>67517196
How the fuck do you see a maid headband as a pussy pad

>>67517495
i don't care about mata

>>67516517
japanese tattooed girl

>>67517519
Gay

>>67517506
Why was Mel in a love hotel? Guys?

>>67517322
I disagree, it makes vshojo feel more like the anime girls we know they really are, off collabs dilute that and make them feel like just another streamer

>>67517550
WTF is wrong with their eyes

>>67517577
yes

>>67517322
>off collabs
You mean hanging out, bro?

>>67517550
I am attracted to the blonde one.

>>67517196
that's not what a pad looks like

>>67517596
Giri said she was out too long with friends and had to postpone her collab stream, so maybe you could hazard a guess...?

>>67517615
I meant streaming in the same place together

>>67517550

>>67517601
Don't be racist anon >:(

>>67517596
You really don't expect Mel to go to Japan and not check out a love hotel?

>>67517601
that's an exaggerated form of a style of eye makeup that's popular in east asian countries right now

>>67517675
That's just a collab.

>>67517675
VShojo streaming house when?

>Henya dies in game
>Goes to roomie's computer to revive herself
999 IQ play

Only Mel would go to a love hotel and just play playstation lol. She also said she turned on the TV and all that was available was JAV and the weather and she recognized the JAV immediately.

>>67517759
When Mouse isn't in Vshojo.

>>67517839
oh come on you know she probably rubbed on out thinking about being in a love hotel

>>67517864
ok fine, Vshojo-mouse streaming house when

>>67517916
She said she forgot to do that. She just took a nap after everything. Just Mel things lmao.

>>67517601
>>67517744
地雷系メイク (Jirai-kei Meiku) is a Japanese term that translates to "landmine-style makeup" or "minefield-style makeup" in English. This term gained popularity on Japanese social media platforms and refers to a makeup style characterized by bold, unconventional, or potentially controversial choices. It's called "landmine-style" because like stepping on a landmine, the makeup style can evoke strong reactions or surprises.

This style of makeup often involves using vibrant colors, unusual techniques, or exaggerated features that may not conform to traditional beauty standards. It's a way for individuals to express themselves creatively through makeup and challenge norms. The term can also imply that experimenting with this style of makeup involves some risk, similar to navigating a minefield.

It's important to note that the term "地雷" (jirai) in Japanese literally means "landmine," but it's also a slang term used to describe something that is potentially risky or controversial. In the context of makeup, "地雷系" (jirai-kei) implies a makeup style that pushes boundaries and may not be universally accepted.

>>67517963
Mouse has a house.

>>67517839
Does Mel go to Japan's red light district to have sex with Japanese girls?

>>67518017
i've noticed koreans have been doing something similar

>>67518017
I love bold eyes (raccoon-like eyeliners a la scene girls), but the weird exaggerated bags under these girls' eyes creeps me the fuck out

>this is my channel, not rumi-chan channel
Rumi-chan channel coming soon

>>67518106
they are the same race

>>67518083
Yes but they couldn't use that house because mouse would fucking die if stinky neets like henya came within 10km of it

>>67518084
Nah, Mel has no rizz with women and would probably find a way to get kicked out before anything would happen.

>>67517550
What’s wrong with me if I want the one on the left to chomp on my cock?

>>67518208
Bi-girls are incapable of picking up women.

>>67518117
yeah looks like sausages under their eyes

Post Melody lewds I want to jerk off while I hear her rambling, bonus points for her chaturbate content

>>67518083
Mhouse

>>67518519
Here's a couple clips I've made of her CB streams.
https://files.catbox.moe/eoog1v.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/l2wzm9.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/aw4zni.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/nw8pw7.webm

>>67518519

>>67518698
Based thanks king

>>67518698
Arrrrg again!?

>if she wakes up
Rumi is fucking dead

>>67518863
She was never real to begin with

Stinky NEET with a healthy sleep schedule flexing on her poor roomie with a degen sleep schedule

Mel ate a crab for the first time but she also got scared of it. I guess a crab does look like a spider.

this "roomie-chan" is definitely henya's girlfriend

>>67519044
She called her "mom", she's actually her daughter

henya...

>>67518519

>>67519142
>She called her "mom", she's actually her daughter
i wonder which vtubers are secretly moms irl
prob way more then we think

Henya giving the Pokefags an aneurysm

>>67519214
Every single one of them, and they will NEVER fuck (you)

>>67517322
Zen is so paranoid about people. Like 3 people know about her actual voice

>>67519397
Those 3 people? All me.

>>67519397
they say zen used to be run as a couple in the early vr chat years

>>67519471
That was just the first 2 voice actors, we're on the 4th now

>>67515580
It's still physical property and doesn't require an internet connection to confirm.

>>67519214

>>67519214
All vtubers are moms. I know this because I'm the one who got them all pregnant

>>67519563
Neither does a google pay connected to a debit card, but that's still considered digital

Henya ignored Rumi it's fucking over

>rumi chan name is stil agomee
kek

>>67519548
I thought it was that one person controls the model and the other is who actually games.

lol henya's voice changed when addressing rumichan directly

>>67519831
Everyone has a different voice when talking to their wife

>>67519831
That's how you know they had sex

>Mel thought this place was named Donator
>it's actually spelled Doutor
>it looks like it would sell donuts
>it actually only sells coffee
Japan is a confusing place.

when will henya come out of the closet as bisexual

>>67520033
>bi

>rumichan has an anime voice

>rumi-chan has a recognizable voice
RRATS???

rumi is also a vtuber and she doesn't want to be recognized.

>>67520179
She is Pekora

>>67520179
She was most famously the voice actor for joey wheeler in the american localization of the original yugioh series

>>67520179
>>67520192
It's Pekora

>>67520179
I'm telling you
shinzo abe is alive. they got his double

actually her roommate is Tomoshika

>>67519214
some of the first generation youtubers in their 30's now have kids that are toddler to kinder age (strippin and dodger, maximillian, matpat). most vtubers are in their late 20's so within a few years there could certainly be more. honestly I'd love to hear about them talk about their kids if they feel comfortable with it, a lot of the ethical problems with an entertainer sharing about their very young children are no longer an issue if the entertainer is anonymous or their private life is very low profile. also good way to drive away weirdos who like to pretend their waifu is saintly pure

>>67520179
We've been over this like 400 times already, she's Pomu

>>67520270
no way, tomshika room is so messy, she recently posted a pic, it's look like a neet room

>>67520228
>Eyy Yuhgs

>>67520355
and rumi-chan just slept till 12, clearly neet behaviour

Do Henya and Rumi-chan have sex?

>>67520450
Every single day, yes

>>67520433
A true NEET would sleep until 6pm

>>67520450
Yeah, with me

hey did you guys realize rumi sounds kinda like roomie haha

>>67520450
Not currently, no, theyre both gaming. Maybe later tonight.

>Jay and Silent Bob?
>Is that a cartoon or something?
THE CULTURE DIVIDE... IT'S TOO GREAT

Henya and Rumi-chan sleep in the same bed

>Chat: will you be doing your other job while over there?
>Mel: If I couldn't I wouldn't move, full stop.
I guess it's confirmed Mel found a way to do lewd streams while in Japan.

>>67520534
Who the fuck are those?

>>67519214
I know what you are trying to do anon, just don't

>>67520496
meds

>>67520589
i'll impregnant them all

damn I was trying to avoid palworld but there's no way I'm missing out on a henya talks about rumi stream

>>67520485
No, a true neet wouldn't have a set time to wake up at all

>>67520726
No one plans to sleep until 6pm, it just happens

>>67520562
I had no idea there was an issue in the first place as I don't regularly watch her, isn't very minimal lower genital censoring the only thing required? that's not difficult to do for a 2D/3D model

nazuna had the best emotes

>>67520781
I don't plan it but then Henya streams until 9am my time and then I end up waking up at 6pm, thanks for the healthy sleep schedule Henya

Henya confirmed one of her upcoming new animated emotes is a Henya version of Geega's best emote

Well, it was a short Mel stream but it was still nice to have one while she's still in Japan. There's still a chance she might chicken out on the hand cam stream with Kson but if that happens she might just do an offline recording of the collab.

>>67520956
Geega's best emote is the newspaper one

>>67520816
It's easier to do minimal censoring with 2D images... JAVs pixelate the hell out of their videos. Don't know if Melody can work around that.

>>67520951

>>67520816
The issue is the censoring. It seems like she found a way around that.

>>67521019
GeegaB GeegaPaper and GeegaNODDERS are the holy trio of Geega emotes

>>67520816
The issue is getting a work visa when you're an independant content creator is difficult or impossible. If you're a part of a company though, they can handle everything so much more easily. The entire jp branch is started, in part, to let this move happen. But Melody and Gunrun didn't want to just make a facade to work behind. They ended up recruiting Kson and Henha, who is legitmately a star. Something stressful and terrible became a blessing, not just for her, but for the entire company because of a lot of work. It's kind of amazing.

>>67521131
>Henha

Rumi-chan's voice is cute, she should join Vshojo

Oh, maybe Mel can work around the censoring by technically distributing through Vshojo, an American company.

>>67520951
post them

>>67521242
She could also create an LLC herself and distribute through that if she doesn't want to get Vshojo involved.

>>67521267
Look them up yourself

wait wait wait wait, guys, I have a theory!
Rumi-chan with japanese pronounciation is Lumi-chan.
Lumituber lives in Japan and was rumi-chan all along!

>>67521409
That's an amazing theory anon! You should definitely send a TTS to Henya telling her all about it. I'm sure she will be amazed at your genius.

oh i have a theory on mata's "weird news"
she's said a lot of times that she has friends working in blizzard
so most likely one of her friends got laid off and had to play therapist for them

>Roomie and Henya have their beds together
k9kuroRAINBOW.png

epic lunch time

what if henya but gtarp

>>67521797
remember last year when henya deleted a vod because she was asking questions about the legality of gay marriage
our kettle has come so far

Roomie got angry that henya revealed she was cranky in the morning

>>67521979
Sometimes I wonder if this live poster is that one chatter that goes "yeah CHAT [repeats what henya said] :)"

>>67521979
Henya correction is required

anyone got a rough timestamp of when rumi-chan started being a part of the stream topic, I just woke up and want to fast forward to there

>>67522144
she was part of thestream topic the whole stream but just woke up and logged in the game half an hour ago

>>67522144
From almost the beginning. Nothing special though she's not on mic and is only saying a couple things while Henya is mostly solo in Palworld

>Henya feels that long nails are very inconvenient
Is it true that lesbians don’t like long nails?

>>67522355
>>67522360
thank you! wasn't super clear from reading the threads. guess I'll watch on 1.5x

Henya likes Anny

>>67522511
Lots of people don't like long nails for the exact reason Henya gave. I still don't know how Froot plays Apex with her nails

>>67522511
it's not just a lesbo thing, they make typing and gaming more difficult. I have a friend who loves getting crazy ones done but she ends up with hand strain because she has to completely change how she positions herself on a keyboard

>>67521911
only the first half hour
>>67522601
some women can curl their fingers backwards my gf creeps the fuck out of me sometimes with that trick

>>67522511
Not exclusive to lesbians, but yes, nail clippers are a lesbian marker in some media for a reason

>>67522706
>some women can curl their fingers backwards
I can too, but I'm a man

https://twitter.com/Trixiedazzles/status/1750661687483773216

>another one that eats expired food
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL

>henya eating expired food
not again

>>67522776
You should fix that

Henya about to take the rest of the week off

>>67522798
sex

>>67522798
I love the frooba!

>HENYA!!!! DON'T EAT THE EXPIRED FOOD!!!! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO ZEN!!!!!!

>>67522776
even your thumbs?
>>67522851
well RIP Henya

>>67522851
>>67522865
That's what 3-4 people in a week now eating sus food? Does no one give af about that kind of stuff anymore?

>>67522883
There's no "fixing" to be done, it doesn't hinder anything in normal use, my fingers are just like that

>>67522973
Most expired food is fine so long as it passes the smell test.

>>67523015
No I meant being a man

>>67522969
>even your thumbs?
I can make the thumb on my left hand touch my forearm, my right thump isn't quite as flexible though

>>67523048
Oh, right. I would if anime magic was real but it's not :(

I love the pink rat.

>>67523068
that definitely isn't normal kek
my thumbs can't go further than straight

Jesus Christ foxes are noisy

>>67523193
It's abnormal for sure, but it's mostly just a funny party trick, my fingers still function completely as normal for everyday use

>>67522851
>>67522865
epic diarrhea time

>>67523275
hopefully it won't be as bad as an unrelated streamer's clam chowder incident... diarrhea on both ends

new thread
>>67523407
>>67523407
>>67523407

>>67522973
it feels wasteful to not eat it...

>>67523456
Give it to a hobo

>>67523456
I'd rather waste food than deal with diarrhea for a week...

You just need to know what food past its expiry date is actually expired, like floating an egg or sour milk smell. Theres plenty of stuff like jam that is usually completely fine past use-by if in the fridge.

>>67522851
>>67522865
How expired

And was it an expiry date or a best-by date

>>67520291
>vtubers eternal virgins/ seiso
hope this ends faster