/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67485486
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1749133373132382605
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>>67485486
She's as pretty as the day she left me... That means tuesday.

Rissa butt

Sex with Rissa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEyKRT9Oj0
We're playing Stardew Valley, jailbirds! The stream is in a bit more than an hour, and it'll go for an undetermined amount of time. Please drop by!

How do we fix Ope's lack of ability to take or even receive a compliment?

>>67485827
Rope and hope they do better next life.

>>67485827
By exposure therapy. Complement them on their eyelashes and ass cheeks everyday

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft on our farm (I'm sowing my seed if you know what I mean)

>>67485819
Only if you compliment my nose, Rissa.

I want to suck Malpha's tits while she's lactating

>>67486063
Rope and reincarnate as her next baby

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

https://files.catbox.moe/rfsxsp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/22i82l.mp4

>>67486632
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>67486632
I'm Calli btw.

Rissa getting plapped by calli of all people? She'd totally bottom for Kiara

>>67486632
I'm wawa btw

>>67485945
What if they don't?

>Jump into pre-stream chat
>Make a silly comment
>About 20 fucking people link to me welcoming me to the stream
The fuck?

>>67487817
They like the welcome people, they're just like that.

>>67487817
Welcome to the thread Anon!

>>67487817
Anonymous

>>67485819
Of course, hope you got your rest and also that mocha treat.

If I stuck out my gyatt for nerizzler, what would she do with it?

>>67488507
[REDACTED] you until you [REDACTED].

I LOVE my punctual Nerissa Ravencroft wife!

Wife on the telly!!!

default outfit, my beloved

>>67488968
You can't do farm work in a kimono.

>doesn't just use a kettle
this confuses and angers the american

>>67489089
an electric kettle changed my life more than any other appliance

82 seconds to get the tea.

>>67489089
Explain to me like I'm 5yo.

Ravenranch has fallen...

>>67489089
what's the point of not using a kettle?

>>67489209
europoors who can't afford it like to make it seem normal

JWU
Did I miss much

She's going to farm the big big milkies

>>67489250
It's cheap asf though, even by a third world standard. We use it everywhere here

I've played stardew a few times and I could never into animals
Sprinklers fully automate crops. Animals always seem like such an irritating hassle

>ice cream kick
She's getting fat

>>67489287
She’s going to milk fauna again

Ice cream>jailbirds

>>67489366
Good, need more fat in that ass

>>67489386
Honestly? Same. Ice cream>Rissa.

>>67489409
holy based

>at work again while she’s streaming
Pain

>>67489386
>>67489420
Nerissa should turn her milk into ice cream and sell it to me

>>67489439
Just quit.

I honestly believe Nerissa is the most wifeable out of advent and its not even close

>>67489487
It runs in her family

>>67489439
>comfy at home after work while she's streaming
Heaven

>>67489487
And she's gonna marry me, I'm so lucky.

Forest is the best farm in the game

>Reddit
kek

She's so tryhard, I love her.

a fucking deadbeat

So, who's Rissa marrying in this game?

>>67489829
Elliot

>>67489829
me in the game and irl

>>67489844
It looks like someone she would be into.

Anybody know if something is up with superchats? Trying to send one to the Rizzler right now and it won't work. Tried two different browsers too

>>67489911
Try on phone, never fails.

>>67489911
idk but the chat layout changed again

Has the stream been stuttering the fuck out for anyone else?

>>67490182
No, it's going great on my end.

>>67490182
Works fine for me on Chrome with UBOrigin, check your Adblock

>>67489994
Noticed that too, happened half way thru Gooba's stream.

>>67489844
Winrar

>>67490182
Only a few times on mobile.

>yawns
it's over

>Childless even in Stardew
Jesas.....

The polyam mod…

>>67490747
The harem is real.

>>67490747
4 wives or nothing, she's based

Not being able to find something to talk about should be something she works on fixing desu, that's what being a streamer is all about.

Would you guys be part of Rissa’s polycule if she offered?

>>67491003
depends on pay and insurance benefits de su

>>67491003
only if I get first dibs

>>67490953
There's so many life experiences.
>>67491003
Yes.

>>67491003
I already am

farmerbros...

She got cockblocked.

>>67485486
she's hitting on second graders?

My mud and cowshit covered Rissa...

>he tried in global and now he's here

All jailbirds are seed thieves and bitches

>>67491251
She doesn't feed us! We have to eat to survive.

>>67491003
She's already with me. And that's all she wants and needs

>>67491277
We should eat each other.

>>67485683
calm down Kiara

has Nerissa always streamed in EU hours, or is this a recent thing?
Or am I crazy?

Rissa please hit me up on farmersonly...

>>67491367
Go away Hannibal, I know your mind games.

>>67491372
Long streams are always EU time (BG3 and Stardew for today). Otherwise it's mostly normal NA time

>>67491412
She should do a Hannibal watchalong next

>>67491412
Clarice…

>>67491452
But she’s not a fujo.

>>67491454
It's agent Starling for you.
>>67491452
I'd take any watchalong, I love wathcing movies with Rissa.

Why is she tryharding this so bad? Isn't the message of the game to relax?

https://twitter.com/CyanIllust/status/1750607397880516631/

>>67491504
1. You're not entirely correct
2. I was talking about the movie not the tv show

>>67491541
SHIORAVEN

>>67491529
The children yearn for the mines. The women long for the farm.

>>67491580
Ah my bad then

>cum to mama
Gladly

>Cleared out her hole

>>67489409
This but also her tits. And tummy. And thighs.

>>67489487
I mean her only competition is Mococo.

>>67492117
Sadly you can't grow your tits unless you get pregnant, it's predominantly genetic. I'm with you on tummy and thighs tho

NO PAN
NO PLAN
FINAL DESTINATION

>>67492169
I see you've never fapped to before and afters of girls getting fat
You can absolutely grow your tits without getting pregnant

>>67492236
I've fapped to before and after getting pregnant

>>67492169
>Sadly you can't grow your tits unless you get pregnant

You say "sadly" but that doesn't sound "sad"

>>67492169
You can take drugs but you won’t get the same returns as you would like if you were taking steroids for muscle growth iirc

>>67492236
NTA but I think he meant you can't ONLY grow breasts like that. I've seen a lot of girls with huge tits but they're also whales.

>>67492236
Too much fat just makes them sag and lose their shape since it's not accompanied by the other parts of the breast growing.

>>67492351
>>67492412
Yeah you can't pick specifically boobs and grow them unlike ass for example. Also female hormones increase your risk of multiple cancers by a large margin (even if they kinda protect against other types) so yeah

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>67492577
FASTER

https://streamable.com/7nfiid

Rissa is a menace!

>>67492577
Faster.

>>67492657
https://streamable.com/vrqp9o

>>67492712
https://streamable.com/3fqehs

Requesting the
>I'm not reading all that, I'm happy for you, or sorry that happened
soundpost

>>67492766
>>67492878
https://streamable.com/4b6h4z

>>67493001
based

2 hour bros in shambles.

endurance Nerissa my beloved

>Nerissa wants to be a homewrecker

>>67493609
She can wreck my home.
No seriously my parents need to be told off they will not listen to me.

I forget today was an endurance stream
I’ll be in and out then

This is my first time watching her.
She sounds kinda fed up with you guys.

Soundpost onegai

>>67493703
Great

>>67493703
Yeahh, with my cock

>The more fun she has the thicker her accent comes out.

She is really freaking cute bros, I can't handle it.

Poop toothpaste

shadow is "chilling" probably means he's smoking weed

Where the shadow x rissa hentai at

Where the me x rissa hentai at

>>67493001
>>67493728
https://streamable.com/c8dtud

ELLIOT SUCKS

Where the malpha x rissa hentai at

>>67493703
Yeah I was a little rough with her yesterday, tonight I'll be more gentle

she'd treat him better if he had better eyelashes

>>67493908
I wonder if Nerissa ever partakes. Maybe not smoking because she's a singer but edibles or something.

>>67495008
Considering her sister is a swinger and former alt girl, it wouldn't surprise me if Nerissa got a little adventurous herself.

>>67495210
>former alt girl
Current, not former. And yeah, I can see Nerissa trying it if Aradia offered it, though I doubt it's something she would do with any regularity.

my lil nigga yearns for the streets

>>67495859
She ain't wrong, dogs will come back 90% of the time unless you're an asshole, cats are assholes and you might not see them for months.

Well? How does it feel to be THAT silly?

Poet bros stay winning

Time to write a sonnet

>>67496534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2vGa-yLiso

>>67493703
>>67493802
What happened now?

There you go bros and sisters, be like Gus, be better. Get Midwestern cuties.

I haven't glanced at the screen once in the past hour. I love her so fucking much.

Is it gonna be an endurance stream?

>>67497568
yes, until 10pm "at least" she said

>>67497568
>>67497669
2 hour complainers in absolute shambles rn

my dumb wife saying dumb shit will never not be cute

>>67497357
3 and half hours went by in a flash when she is having fun, you notice the difference.

And who was into Shane, Calli or Shiori?

Man, I had to miss 1.5 hrs, but it looks like she's been having fun.

>>67498658
Me

I'm eating her bean btw.

That bean? me

to be honest I always have problems with her streams specifically I don't know why
I have to watch it at 480p kek

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BYE DARLING

>>67500470
I'm on 480p and it's still getting fucked. Refreshing fixed tho

Refresh, everyone.

kek that expression

>>67500470
They've been better for me lately, but yeah, first few months yt was always dropping the quality down on me.

my archiver pooped itself…

>>67500610
that's me watching her streams

little man is so powerful

Would you?
https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1750655547869647276/photo/1

her character is super hot, pale girls with long black hair are my type
even if she's just a bunch of pixels, I want to fuck her character

>>67501187
Get in line, then.

This mayuzumi faggot is really obnoxious, he has one thing and he milks it forever, like the keanu reeves breathtaking guy. He sends it to every Holo too.

>>67501125
_______________No.

She should just go for 12 hrs. Or at least until Mumei's karaoke if she wants to raid her.

>They've all been working so hard
Promise? LMAO.

Little does she know that she's the only holo I'm subscribed to

smug risser

Don't ask me why but I associate Promise with feet. Just like how I associate Myth with armpits and Advent with tummy. Again, don't ask why.

>>67502013
Ew, The Moco fan.

>>67502078(me)
Nothing wrong with the dog, I just wanted to be mean.

Is she the type to do nothing 5 hours before the stream because she's waiting for the stream? How else is she busy everyday if she only streams 2 hours

>>67502506
Music-related things, she's been working on covers and her orisong.

>astarion statue in the style of David by Michelangelo
kek

>>67502506
>>67502576
And she has singing classes as well. Plus all the logistical stuff I'm sure she has to deal with as part of streaming.

>>67502668
And she has to fuck with me every night or get cranky...

>>67502704
I too dream of such wonders.

She's rich in-game now. Beat it, brokefags.

>>67503268
Can't believe Nerissa is selling shitty Oreos now...

>>67503566
Hey, these are the original Shioreos, creamed by Shiori herself, with the help of Rissa's fingies.

>>67503658
Unironically want the blue bell cookies n cream ice cream now. Haven't been down south in 6 years...

>>67503756
Looks like normal ice cream, but I'll believe you if you say it's the second best thing since Rissa.

4:57:-- more or less. I'd fuck with you.

>>67503862
Blue Bell is a southern staple but HEB brand ice cream is starting to take over. Their Texas Starry Night flavor is insanely good.

This stream is really testing my limits. I've never been one to watch streams at all before Nerissa and now I can't sit through any longer

>>67504507
You sleepy? or too much time? Take it easy, go make yourself something, or sleep and watch the rest tomorrow or the weekend. There's always gonna be time to get up to date, don't worry.

Will she get the catfish finally?

>>67504600
I just have ADHD and can't keep doing the same thing, and my brain can't handle multi tasking (playing for example while listening to a stream) so it's always rough. But yeah it's a good idea to continue tmr

I feel like she's purposefully ignoring me...

>>67504827
She hates you

>>67504827
She is. Cause she knows what you write here and it's icked by it. Even more she knows where you live.

>>67504827
sorry but she's ignoring me specifically

Fishing always makes me wanna play Nier...

>>67504970
Oh yeah what do I write here?

>>67505178
I didn't say I know, I said she knows.

>>67505213
How would she know?

>>67505085
Makes me wanna play Legend of Legaia again.

Also

>ywn be Astarion and Elliot and have Rissa turn yandere for you

Why even live?

>>67505330
I can try...

>>67504507
you don't have to watch every minute of long streams. Me personally, I checked out an hour ago and went to do other things

>>67505276
I don't know, but she does and that's why she's ignoring you. What else could it be.

Where was that song from? I've heard it before but cannot recall.

>>67504507
Yeah I switched to Fauna, she's not in very good form today. It gets old hearing her swear every sentence and say bro constantly.

Yeah we back in the mines

>>67505749
Skill issue, I love hearing her swear, I wish she would swear at me as she looks at me in disgust.
Is Fauna participating in tomorrow's collab?

>>67505829
Fauna organized it. Rissa had been doing good, she barely swore at all the previous couple weeks but shes regressed this stream. I like watching women and the way she's been talking she may as well be a dude streaming with an anime girl avatar.

I want to rub the head of my penis on Rissa's soles until I cum

i want rissa to biboo tax and breastfeed me

>>67505977
Omg you're so weak, I bet you don't like having your eyelashes complimented?
But for real, I don't know why people thing swearing is ungirly or anything, they're just words.

>>67505977
>she may as well be a dude streaming with an anime girl avatar.

That's the charm. Charmingly cute, thirsty as any one of us, girly and cute as a Disney Princess, but also knows how to let it all hang out. And how she sensually says fuck with a whisper? Heavenly.

>>67505749
Hey, I know you

>>67506898
Imagine being at work while Rissa is streaming, must be hell.

>>67506898
jailbird?

>>67506974
He suffers from dementia, don't judge him.

That mushroom?
Mine

>>67505330
if you want Rissa to become yandere for us we just need to talk and praise Aradia more and you will see

>>67507618
She'll just cry and become depressed

It's okay Rissa, I'll be done with Med school in about 5 days and I'll treat you for free

>>67507777
Can you treat me for free too? I wished you good luck on your exams like two weeks ago.

>>67508230
All the jailbirds get treated for free, and you get a candy too

>>67508283
Laced with cyanide, smart.

LIVE SOON

My wife on the telly soon!

>>67508611
>>67508662
Jailbirds...

>>67508934
I know, she's finally live!!

Default rissa, my beloved

>>67509037
I mentioned a few days back that I was missing her hair down style on her default, I'm gald she decided to go with it today.

Just got back home in time for Rissa.

Dota2 collab is Nerissa, Biboo, Fauna, Mori, and Kobo.

Terraria isn't as fun as I remember

>>67509583
Against bots I guess?

pls no

Fuck off with the BG3

>bg3
please no babygirl

Please be smart Rissa, don't sink your channel any further

Absolutely babe, we already have 60 hours of it streamed. Please obsess over another rpg

chat is a bunch of faggots confirmed

i would prefer a p3re playthrough than some more bg3

>>67510044
Horrible game, I wouldn't watch it Never played it, I just want her to play more action oriented games.

>>67510199
It's a good game.... She's probably going to be playing through FF7 Rebirth when that comes out. Maybe we could convince her to play some more actiony games like Bayo or DMC in the future. She definitely prefers slower paced games, though.

>>67510580
I'm hoping she wants to at least try Supre Princess Peach, since she likes her so much. But I'm think the dogs are gonna try that when it comes out...

>>67510770
Think I remember her saying something about playing Princess Peach Showtime, Super Princess Peach is the old DS game when chat asked her about upcoming games.

>>67510953
Was that today? Must've been the 2 hrs I was away.

>>67511137
No, I remember this happening a few months ago.

>>67501396
Would you?
https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1750691184362528932/photo/1

>>67511370
The boobs he draws are surprisingly decent he should stick to that

>>67511346
Then it's just my bad memory. Thanks.

>>67511509
Ehh, also a chance my memory is making events where there aren't any. Suppose we'll see come March.

>>67511495
He's a decent artist but such an attentionwhore, truly hard to support.

I'm going to feed her.

>>67512105
my cock

She LIED
She said 2 minutes but it was actually only 58 seconds

>>67512287
She uses fahrenheit and inches, I don't expect her to be precise at anything.

>>67512287
yeah sorry, she's just too tight

She's getting her walkies

Aren't managers in charge of getting perms for the mods? Can she not just request it anyways?

A lot stardew mods are reliant on each other too, so basically impossible

>>67513060
managers and being pretty bad at getting perms is a tale as old as time

I hate japanese companies so bad man. Imagine needing perms for fucking mods

>>67513154
the thing is that they had problems before so they have to take precautions
its the way fucking laws work it's not their fault, they could lose a lot of money if they make one single mistake

Just came over from Fauna's stream, saw mention of her playing Dota tomorrow. HAs she said anything about it this stream?

>>67513689
She likes league gameplay and art better, but thinks Dota's models look better

>>67513771
>art
Fair
>gameplay
Quesitonable but fair enough
Thanks, looking forward to tomorrows stream

>>67513894
If she played it long ago, I can give her that about gameplay. League was more straightfoward and easy to learn, you don't even have the ability to deny minion farm.

>>67513140
We need to become assistant managers and hunt for this stuff, chances are any of us could get these perms.

>>67510580
There are assloads of turn based rpgs, lots with farming stuff that she can do. She obviously loves FF7, so its Square being bums that would stop her from playing that if she doesn't want to play Rebirth alone herself. But yes, again, tons and tons of rpgs.

>>67514086
Can you even apply for that or sth? I'd do it... Specially if they pay me.

>>67514309
>Can you even apply for that or sth
Yeah totally. You even get paid with chuuba bjs.

Yeah I'll give 'er my cock

christ. I went to bed at like 4am and figured I'd watch the vod later, couldn't sleep, got up and had breakfast, went to bed for a while, went to the shops and had lunch and I come back and she's still going.
Still probably gonna go have a nap and come back later.

>>67514797
It's gonna be over in a like an hour most probably.

>>67514797
Sounds like she's gonna end soon, wants to get ready for two collabs tomorrow

>>67514309
Haven't seen it yet, but the more HoloPro expands, the more I think they'll likely add different jobs. I'd imagine all these contractual jobs from every which way they put up for individual projects is a logistics nightmare. The talents are pretty much being their own mini producer, social media influencer, and paying out their own pocket for music was always so patchwork.

>>67515129
>he believes her

>>67516177
She says end of the month and she clearly wants to raid Mumei.

>She is still streaming since I came back home
I'm honestly, yet very pleasantly surprised

>>67516301
She's Shioris bitch so she'll raid Shiori.

>>67516367
>She's Shioris bitch
h-hot

>>67516301
Moom probably is going to have to delay stream because she's in a meeting so Shiori raid is likely

>>67516367
>>67516487
Shiori raid it is, then. I still think a Moom raid is possible tho.

>>67516487
>delaying 1m stream for random shit
what the fuck is wrong with management

>>67516838
They fly by the seat of their pants, thats what is wrong.

>>67516838
Be thankful management is at least scheduling meetings during times friendly to all the girls now. Back in the 2020-2021 days it was way worse. Mumei's stream is also at 8PST so there's a chance she won't have to delay.

>>67516754
How long are months in Stardew? If they're 31 days, there's a chance Rissa could raid directly into it starting after a smol tiny 5 min zatsu, if Mumei doesn't have to delay at all.

>>67517103
28 days, so it's gonna be over if she doesn't go overdrive.

>>67516838
to be honest, mumei always start streams with 10-20 mins delay, is her normal thing

>>67517173
oooh yeah, and probably a super short talking segment before she ends to get her beauty sleep. Shiori raid most likely imminent

>>67517375
cutie

Get pizza, girl. You can't sleep cause your body isn't getting it's natural melatonin cause you eat too little.

>>67517574
If she doesn't eat enough then why that ass fat

https://twitter.com/aYsKDYFlYMRr3d4/status/1750670072845382090/

>>67517826
I massage it lots (plapally)

>>67517846
The power of a Holy Priestess MegaMilf with mega milk is truly to be feared.

>>67517846
MAAAAMAAAAAA

Aradia's home and little man left us for her, now I hate her, now I'm an Aradia anti.

>>67518872
No...

>>67518872
You know who will never leave us for Aradia? Nerissa.

>>67519042
Yes.
>>67519105
I was so blind, Rissa was always the correct answer.

So we raiding on Biboo, we all missed.

I miss her already...

I have sat for 8 hours straight

Jewelbird lives

>>67519378
Have you tried wireless headsets? You can still hear here when you go to the bathroom or to eat something.

No... My Shioraven..

Uhm bros, my vod is brokey

>>67519378
Worth it

>>67519505
YT things. Wait for a few hours and it'll be ok.

Preparing bread.

>>67519822
New.

>>67519878
>>67519878
>>67519878

>>67519989
Thanks as always.

>>67519822
>>67519989
thanks chef