/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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sho stream when...

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>67495315
kek I love the art

>>67495366
never, sho makes you all too gay

What if this was all a dream

shondo in my arms in VR chat

sometimes i like to imagine what it would be like to hit shondo in the back of the head with a cosh and bundle her up into a burlap sack (it would be easy since she is so small) and dump her off in the middle of a maze somewhere in the middle of the night just so i can chase her around in a jason vorhees costume

>>67495451
https://twitter.com/astridson_/status/1611742093025615879

Im sure the map broke because she threw the phone away at the start

>>67495726

>>67495792
skill issue

>>67495451
what a slut

Stream is perfect now

syadouWiggly

we need a what kind of autism is this shon soundpost stat

omg she is literally shitposting thats a reference to here

please change the fucking game shon

I had busy workday and now have my therapy appointment. Was today kino? Good VOD to watch tonight?

i love my wife unconditionally but her not knowing who ed is really makes me question my devotion

>>67496074
>Was today kino? Good VOD to watch tonight?
Yes! We're so back.

shes peeing live on stream

chiggn

>>67496074
Was great, on a bit of a downward trajectory

>>67496074
Yes today is good anon. She's being very very cute

shondo is gone i only have you fuckers now

>>67496074
Really fun stream so far. Shes very cute today

>>67495990
Obsessed

>>67496074
not very good but i love my wife so if i were you i would watch it

>>67495851
sus

hr dropping

>>67496215
>nooo you can't respond to a post made a few minutes ago you're obsessed!!!

>>67496074
This will be the best stream this week

>>67496242
140hr wtf is she doin g

>>67496074
she's finding her true calling in being a vr slut
so yeah good vod

>>67496344
running around

Oh no, now im thinking of that shondo x shrek art

feels like these worlds cater to literal 8 year olds

>>67496344
It’s not what she’s doing, it’s what I’m doing

>>67496408
it's one of the oldest gmod map you zoomer

fuck shes so cute FUCK

>>67496476
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE EPIC RANDOM SHREK AND POOPOO AND FART NOISESHAHA YOU ARE ZOOMER KEK LMAO xDDDD
ok

I really love my wife today, is she doing this to keep me around though.
She's like this in every 3d

Do yoga Shondo

>>67496532
I've started to recognize your argumentative pattern, and it's getting boring

>>67496408
yes that is VRchat

>>67496610
fuck, you're one smart shogga

>>67496285
You retards post about this shit in almost every thread and cry confirmation bias even when she directly references 4chan, all while simultaneously claiming she very concerned with what is said about her to the point that she stalks people. It doesn't make sense for you to be so butthurt about the idea that she may browse one of the top 50 websites when she is clearly a menhera 4chan lurking edgelord and it has shaped her personality. Just accept it. She reads some of your posts and knows that you're extremely cringe.

/here/anon i kneel

>>67496688
mimimimimiimimimimimi

slobbering anon she's conscious of her drool now

>>67496751
pontificate

>>67496610
Do you recognise me

I hope she ends early I have to shit really bad

>>67496820
>no shitbucket

>>67496688
you can't trick me into revealing who i am so you can put me on the monitored user list

Im a monitored shogger and I didnt even do anything wrong

>>67496476
And it still fucking sucks. That didn't change his point.
Themed maps, gamemodes, all of it fucking sucked.
The only good Gmod was when it didn't require you to have every fucking Valve game in history 17 times just to play a damn server, when the 3rd party modding community was heavily active and not on life support.
Fuck what Gmod turned in to.

Has she told us to start the party yet?

Shondo... the glasses... please wear the cute little art hoe circle glasses... you look so good in them... studious.... free spirited... please Shondo....

>>67496688
>She reads some of your posts and knows that you're extremely cringe.
if she reads my posts she enjoys them because she loves me

>>67496924
poorfag

i agree with the glasses guy, please add megane

today is so fun c:

I needed this so bad, she made this stream for me specifically.
I love her again today. Yesterdays stream isn't real

glasses are good

>>67497089
so true

want to pinch her shumpy

wtf? first time i hear her say "my brother"

>>67497088
yesterdays stream is real
every stream is real
just accept your wife and love her unreservedly

>>67497145
how new?

>>67496972
>she enjoys them
No but she may know I drink too much and call retarded people retards.

>>67497088
Yesterdays stream wasnt even bad, what are you talking about shogga?

>>67497145
she wants people to go to his stream

>>67497195
he is just mad that oldgods won

>>67497195
This is his third stream

>>67497165
link to her straight up referring to him as her brother instead of as FT

>>67497172
no she definitely enjoys them simple as

she knows

>>67496820
I couldnt take it, keep me updated on whats happening shoggas

i love my gaslighting stripper wife

>>67497012
No, I just fucking hate Valve.

why are they raiding our wife we're full
is this a way to hurt her?

>>67497473
They see the title and assume that we don't want to be intruded on. Bit rude if you ask me.

>>67496820
>>67497452
Do you not have a phone?

i saw that message

>>67497473
>>67497604
wut?

>>67497195
Pure cope.

club chads keep winning

>>67497646
me too. it put a wicked smile on my face

>>67497698
I was smiling the whole time, maybe you just dont like your wife

>>67497726
The hints are no longer subtle

Harold chads winning

>>67497746
I'm unmarried and you need to simmer down with the shondophrenia if you're at the point where you can't tell a good stream from a bad stream.

>>67497858
She knows that's Dewd's name. I fucking hate this bitch.

>>67497879
nah she was talkin about harold halibut

Based retard can't even drink water correctly

>>67497863
it was a very comfortable zatsudan and then the palworld segment put a couple of wicked smiles on my face as certain events unfolded but yes it was a tough final act i would rate it overall a 7/10

uh oh husbands shes telling you to take up its over

>>67497974
>it was a very comfortable zatsudan
Serious question, what happens when the shondo brain tumor you have growing in your head takes over the last few brain cells you have remaining?

>>67498074
total shondomination

>>67498047
what

>>67498074
get filtered

>>67497974
>very comfortable zatsudan
you're baiting me

>>67498107
I was thinking more along the lines of shodeath

Haven't checked the shaduoh tag in awhile and there's this.
https://www.iwara.tv/video/kadgy8x2eu5EEh/kawaikute-gomen-or-fallenshadow-pov

>>67498120
get filtered

>>67498074
i don't see the issue

>>67498166
She'd respect you a lot more if you just told her what your real feelings and thoughts are anon

>>67498209
get filtered

>>67498209
but i did?

>>67498179
"Breathing is an automatic function of the body that is controlled by the respiratory centre of the brain", but I'm okay with total shogga death

what collab is she talking about? i was zoning out :(

>>67498209
>She'd respect you a lot more if you just told her what your real feelings and thoughts are anon
How would you rate the stream?

>>67498308
Lucy Pyre

>>67498324
The palword stream was a dumpster fire from beginning to end and I hated every moment.
The current stream has been amazing and i've loved every moment.

>>67498406
get filtered

>>67498406
i dont think you need to use reverse psychology on shondo

For fuck sakes shondo, there is always a point to streaming your POV you dumbass.

>>67498406
please explain what specifically made it bad other than her not reading your chats?

lucys chat is very different from ours i will hate this

god her feet are so fucking cute

stripper wife

>>67498406
The only good part was when she talked about liking old me

>>67498532
wtf i got on her stream expecting her to strip you liar

imagine holding shondo in your arms and forcibly manipulating all her joints and neck like you're an amateur chripractor just to hear all the crackles and pops

>>67498576
You should stop giving her money before she even needs to strip, you're ruining it for everyone.

>>67498148
no way

Shondo did 9/11 then hid out in her mother's womb.

>>67498406
the palworld stream was with my wife so i loved every moment
6/10 if we don't consider it's my wife

shondo i love you but you need to do ryona RP after acting bratty please i need this

>>67498914
she gets so confident in 3d

>>67498406
First part is correct
>>67498774
So it was at most 6/10

what exactly was the issue with the palword stream? the talk was fun and she obliterated **** during the palword segment

shondo add 50 squats as a chocolate redeem

PLease rate the stream

valentines vr date stream confirmed and it's now confirmed that shondo is the mimimimi poster

>>67499275
ilovemywife/10

>>67499275
Very silly, I liked it when amogus showed up/10

>>67499275
7/10 wife cute but the maps were shit

>>67499275
spending time with my wife? 10/10
the stream? 8/10 the maps were shit but she was cute and extra loving

>>67499275
shonsoles on my face / 10

>>67499275
100/10
I love her so much

>>67499275
the maps were all shitty but shondo seemed like she was actually enjoying herself and that is whats important

>>67499275
2/10
she fibbed and didn't do the 50 squats

>>67499275
I enjoy wife

>>67499275
ilovemywifesomuch/10

>>67499275
10/10

>>67499275
I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE HER A LOT
100000000000/10

You should keep badgering her about squats unless you want her to have an early death. Squats + oatz and one gallon of milk a day

>>67499275
my chest feels funny / 10

>>67499520
it also makes her ass look bubbly and that's the main goal

i want to nurse shondo to physical health and then break both her legs so she loses it again

>>67499275
was 11/11 until you mentioned not collabing in your POV for a stupid reason. 9/11 overall.

>>67498406
Please elaborate.

>>67499520
>shondo doing gomad
nose powder breaks would be 30 minute events

I want to sit down one day with shondo, just playing around with her feet, then showing her that her kneecap can actually move around. then when she gets excited about seeing it move left and right over her knee, I'll slip both her kneecaps out of place and to the side of her knees, causing her excusiating pain.
then I'll leave her on the ground to crawl around, unable to pick herself back off the ground as I sit on the chair across the room with coffee and ask her to crawl towards me if she wants me to fix her knees for her.

shondo don't let these posts distract you from the fact that we NEED more ryona rp in streams, just a crumb even

personally im just happy to spend time with shondo because i love her

>>67499996
She waterboarded herself so we're for sure going in the correct direction

I don't know how you guys can watch this vr stream and still think the palworld stream was good when you can literally see her shut down from the game after she killed 2 sheep, and hear her voice drop for a good 30 minutes after killing them, completely stopping all her progress in the game before picking herself back up to catch a chicken and build a house and end there.
the zatsu was fine as long as you didn't mind her talking about onlyfans or doing something that alien girl from idol would do, visiting each of her husbands wearing a maid dress

I want to incapacitate her so that she's forced to rely on me. Not like cutting off her limbs to turn her into a nuggie but like paralyze her so I can still admire her legs while she's forced to accept every sexual advances from me, knowing that she has no choice but to depend on me in order to live.

>>67499275
You did good shonshon

>>67499275
Shompy/10

>>67500280
>visiting each of her husbands wearing a maid dress
that was based because it gave me lots of ryona ideas

>>67500358
you don't need to do any of that, she could probably walk half a mile before collapsing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8PSbHtiVuk

i think shondo would be very possessive and clingy of you maybe even to the point of being an actual yandere, and this is great because she is also so weak that you could go speak to women when you're out with her and just drop a couple of flirty lines or two into the conversation to make her incredibly jealous, and then later you can watch as she tried to 'deal' with the problem and gets beaten up by random women

Did she steal my shondo time joke or was that already a thing? It may actually be confirmation bias but it was like an hour after I said it.

>>67501643
probably

>>67501643
Stop noticing things.

>>67501643
someone reposted it in chat

>duties for the day are done
>time for VOD
this is gonna be good I can feel it

>>67502047
same mood here, swinger anon

>>67501643
what shondo time joke?
SHONDO THE TIME?
that's kiri kana's one

>>67502228
No, that Shondo Time is slower than regular time. Which she stole from /here/.

the fact that you can't beat shondo when she's asking to be beat makes me want to beat her even more
for someone who wants to be dominated she gets off a lot on frustrating us.

>>67502390
no we discussed this on stream already in relation to valve time

>>67502686
what a fucking brat

>>67502892
born for lolidomination loss
forced to lolidom

>half the size of the average man
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ok guys, we all got to be actual manlets if we want to make sure shondo isn't a fibber

>>67503837
meds

>>67503837
kill yourself

>>67503837
Anon she weighs under 40kg
How much do you think the average man weighs?
Calories burned is based upon weight more than anything else

I was just thinking, she said she was like 135 or something centimeters tall, right? Well dwarfism is generally defined as an adult height of 147 centimeters or less.

Has she talked about her literally being a fucking midget, or is she a closeted midget, or is she fibbing as part of her character?

she'd fucking die if she burned off 1700 kcal in a single stream. during her subathon she ate like 500 kcal some days so that'd be like starving herself completely for 3+ days

>weight and height timeloop AGAIN
i love repeating the same subjects 20+ times a month

>>67504949
cute bait

shoggers not responding to bait challege: Impossible

>>67505006
I love my thinspo wife

>>67505076
ask wifey to stop timelooping it too then

>>67505076
Just post her height and weight then, don't assume everyone else keeps that shit in their head if they heard it on stream

>>67505339
She's a 7 foot tall black man that weighs 300 pounds

>>67505414
ronnie coleman-san

Why are the shondophrenics pretending that she isn't a midget by her own admission? What do they gain by this? I need a quick run down.

>>67505279
she has an ED of course shes gonna obsess over her weight and calories wtf do you expect? Height is a complete non-conversation. if anyone thinks she's actually 4"6' taking 137cm at face value and cant do basic estimation from the other stuff out there thats just them having smooth brains. the conversation around these has been done to death and doesnt change anything about her

I turned off notifs for main because I don't need all the stream tweets and she needs to get better at her engagement bait posts they're kinda weak rn

Wasnt she going to get rid of twitter blue after a month if it didnt make money? What happened to that?

>>67505914
paid for itself i imagine

>>67506086
that seems extremely unlikely, and she hasnt posted a screenshot to gloat about it

>>67505799
Wdym? The engagement posts are just for the shondophrenics that'll leave a guaranteed reply she doesn't have to read.
Unless you're a 'friend' or someone with a bigger following without her oshimarks, she won't engage with you.
Why the fuck do you think engagement tweets on main are for her interacting with chat viewers?

sexo

>>67506186
anon its only £20... she probably makes that off the couple engagement bait posts each moth

>>67506354
It’s half that anon, that’s the premium subscription or whatever

>>67506354
do not the bait, i'm begging

>>67506354
its based off other twitter blue users interacting with the posts, not a lot do

this is the baking loop all over again
sometimes i wonder if you both think you're trolling each other

i love her to an unhealthy degree

>>67506437
Explains a lot why she never interacts with her non-blue husbands then.

or do you just reply to yourself

>>67506902
Is there a difference on twitter with replying to her "engagement" tweets?

>>67506156
This might have been the most erotic thing shes ever done. The way she spreads and the pressure applied to her groin muscles in this position would 100% open her cunny up

>>67507085
make a ryona effortpost then we can talk

>>67507272
the tightness as well as the containment for her natural body heat. you could feel it just by putting your hand near her cunny.

spelling bee + wordle reps

shondo was a very good wife today

>>67507448
The problem I have with it is that there is zero reward for my attention. If she was "engagement baiting" IRL, I could hit her if she's frustrating me or trying to be a brat.
Picture this where she is wanting to be violenced, pestering you while you're trying to do other things and when you go to do something about it she is just... unresponsive?
This even applies to the ryonabaiting she has done, so where exactly is the enjoyment for husbands?

>>67508451
now this is good bait, it's even a decent criticism and concern
the enjoyment is this is the best it gets for someone who doesn't want a physical relationship and wants one with shondo
some of this could be improved but it's up to her

fansly gfe for a day $150 and she might respond to two of your messages (if her tummy isn't hort)

>>67508847

tummy hort from all the human and animal cum

>>67508737
It's why I've stopped interacting with things like that. Why should I bother leaving a reply if her effort extends as far as pressing the send button and never looking back at the "engagement bait"?

>>67509950
if you don't want to you shouldn't

>>67509950
How can you say you love her if you won't even like all her tweets?

>>67509950
I dont comment on her BA posts but it doesnt bother me that she sends a lot of them
Dont sweat it too much shogga, just do what you feel is right

>>67510041
Didn't say I don't Like them. But she is still baiting my Like, so I'm guess I'm still the fool.

shondo occupies my thoughts at all times

minutely affirmation:

FT is live

do u think it's possible to beat the gay out of my dyke wife

I messed my brain up
I cant complete my party time sessions unless its to her
I feel bad even though Im better than all of you and so wont ever tell her

no but you might be able to beat the straight into her

I really want to have a camping themed VR stream. I like the idea of going out to the woods with her and it's just the 2 of us on nature. just walking around

i love her so much

>>67512676
this would actually be very nice

thinking about…sho…sh…shrape. Shraping Shondo’s Shunny.

taking shondo on an autumn camping adventure and then sneaking out in the middle of the night and waking up up with my blood curdling screams as if im being tortured and cut apart and then i charge the tent in my skinwalker costume and tear my way inside scarring her for life

shondo please add the MONKE emote thank you and gn :)

>>67506235
what does any of this rant have to do with what I said

very few people here are good at reading english

Jesus Christ she’s adorable in VR. Her little mannerisms. Very feminine.

>>67513437
american education

>>67513522
rent free

>>67513492
It's pure autism and it's very cute

>>67513492
i like the regular streams more but after she gets going in VR she seems to get really confident and looks like she has a lot of fun and thats really cute to watch

>>67513189
Yeah, please do that shondo, or at least some other monkey related emote

i do not care for the monkey or cat related emotes
add a capybara

>>67514318
Gort is pretty cute

>>67514318
>>67514461
Gort is FT's thing, let him have this

Shondo in VR makes me want to kiss her more than normal.

gonna bet on the 5% chance Shondo has actually frequented 4chan in the last 2 years:
PLLLLEEEAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEEEEE DO A VR ASMR STREAM!!!!
your head pats and kisses are insanely tingly with your new model
I vaguely remember you saying you liked visual asmr, you'd be so so so good at it

>>67516042
i was getting tingles just looking at her while she talked and i almost never get tingles anymore
i'll take the vr mic if i have to

i agree with the posters above. seeing you get close in VR makes me feel things. if you were doing ASMR too I'd probably die.

I hate VR streams

i love shondo

Gonna bet on the 100% chance Shondo has actually frequented 4chan in the past 24 hours:
Rethink the Lucy collab you stupid girl. Actually give a good reason why you can't stream your POV instead of some stupid cope.

>>67516710
How new are you, she never doublestreams collabs. When she and Nina have collabed it's either one or the other.

be nise, retard

>>67516710
>post-subathon husbands
>>67516915
even though you're generally right you know he's gonna bring up the few exceptions like the LC streams

>>67516916
i agree shondo

>>67516915
The cope was always because she was bigger and wanted to share with her smaller friends. That is the reason she has told us every time. This doesn't apply to Lucy, there isn't any "clout hogging" and shondo's cope today was a stupid one.

Gonna bet on the 100% chance Shondo has actually frequented 4chan in the past 24 hours:
i love you shondo.

>so new he doesn't remember the filian collab
do reps

i was there and still forgot the fillian collab

why is she streaming tomorrow then huh?

>>67517171
This applies to the Filian collab too but shondo didn't try to cope out of that one. And if she can stream her POV tomorrow, she can do it for Lucy's. There is no "I want to share with my smaller friends" cope with this one.

double Shondo sneezes today. Absolutely blessed vod

why can't you just let her play without worrying about having to deal with as much shit

>>67517560
>This applies to the Filian collab too
anon please learn your 123s you are not cute enough to get away with not knowing how to compare numbers

someone give her a borgir

grilling some borgir just to heat up a metal spatula to high temperature and press it against shondos thigh to brand her

i will make her the best impossible burger shes ever eaten

i would claim it was an impossible burger but then just feed her otis approved high quality meat

>>67518277
i would tell her the fake burger is real meat after she eats it and watch her get upset about nothing. but then I have another prepared burger which I give to her for 2nds which is real meat.

>>67518728
truly wicked

Shondo if you say wicked smile tomorrow I will donate 10000 bits

i won't donate 10000 bits but i will love you a little more than i do now (which is a lot)

if you say wicked smile I will smile wickedly for you

shondo sitting on your lap while brushing her hair
popping a boner because shondo still won't do anything sexual with you
shondo feeling your boner and both of you say nothing about it
swearing she started moving a little bit more than before
shondo abruptly getting up after 18 minutes and telling you come to bed
shondo falling asleep on your chest in your arms making sure to stay away from your crotch

>when you pwn a Shonti so hard they can't even respond
I wish something so stupid didn't bring me joy, I want to be more like wifey but it's difficult.

>>67519773
smile creeps across my face

>>67519773
what are you talking about jesse

>>67519773
the fuck are you on about?

hugging shondo while she sits on your lap
smelling nothing but coconut oil
thinking about her warm embrace and strangling her until she passes out
embracing shondo tighter and saving ryona time for tomorrow morning

>>67520016
wifey is nise and doesn't derive joy from making people feel bad
it's one of the many ways in which she is ideal and I need to try harder to be similar

buying products that shondo is allergic to 'accidentally' just to provoke bad reactions

She read my comment in a funny voice today. Realistically, how fucked am I? I know I'm on borrowed time but how long do I actually have.

what kind of funny voice

suddenly picking shondo up over my shoulder while she's playing blue archive making her drop her phone and carrying her to some arbitrary part of the house and setting her down without elaborating further. tiny lidl kidnapping.

Kinda like the voice she did when she said "why am I giving everyone I don't like a funny voice" I think it was in the LA Noire stream

yikes bro you're on thin ice better donate some bits

buying shondo a coat thats too large for her but its okay because thats cute and then swinging her around like that one russian babushka until she throws up

going to the park with shondo and pushing her higher and higher on the swing each time and not stopping despite her pleas

I joined the stream, commented and within less than a second she was reading it out in a funny voice
I might as well just make a new account, it's so over for me

keep em coming these are good

shondo asks to ride the seesaw with you
you get on and sit down and she goes all the way up and can't do anything to get down
you give her a wicked smile
she panics and realizes what you're about to do
>"Wai-"
It's too late. You jump off the see saw and she slams her butt on the ground at full force.

i'm a retard where can i find larger versions of the twitch emotes

going for a walk with shondo and sitting at a bench halfway around the park (she is already tired) and you lean over and grab her legs and pull off her shoes and socks and flee so she has to walk home barefoot

>>67522183
save from here and then upscale
https://emotes.raccatta.cc/twitch/fallenshadow
https://waifu2x.udp.jp/

>>67522262
anon you were so close, you have to leave her with one sock so that it gets dirty and sweaty, then you can use it to brew shondo tea later

>>67522272
thanks

>>67517602
Now that you say this I'm realizing she almost always sneezes twice in a row and then makes a little "blblblbl" noise after

taking shondo fishing
having an amazing date with shondo
threatening seriously that you're about to throw her overboard
grabbing her and only shoving her face in the water until she's about to pass out repeatedly
pinning her down and pulling fishing hooks through her arm, thigh, tummy, and chest
driving the boat back with shondo in your lap

i really like the thought of shondo in my lap

its crazy that shondo can make drooling and leaking snot seem ridiculously cute/adorable/sexy
how does she do it

>>67522634
imagine her stupid face with tears streaming down it and a huge drop of snot while she cries because you bullied her

>>67522709
cute...

I love love love holding my shondaki while it lays on top of me during that moment from 2 asmr streams ago where she asks if she can sit on our lap to get a better look

sometimes I think too hard about the logistics of this and her speaking into the opposite ear of the one being cleaned but my Shulpa is getting good at eating those thoughts

I am not the only one who has nearly memorized her asmr dialogue right

>>67522709
im imagining

>>67522709
cute and adorable but not really sexy
the image somehow makes me want to both hurt whoever caused her tears and be the cause for more
I hate that I'm being groomed by her into being so degenerate

>>67522781
She's doing it the exact same way as she is IRL, leaning into one ear to whisper while reaching over to clean the other. The mic's just about the same size as your head!

>>67522781
If i start to memorize the dialogue I take a break from that asmr. I want each time I listen to it to have something new id forgotten.

>>67522597
Shondo littered with hooks is a fantastic image. Imagine treble hooks through her nips. lines dangling off them. crude nipple tassels. Can’t get them out without breaking off the barbs with pliers.

i love her but I am not important enough, she never noticed me or even pretend to care about me while i see her give all the love and attention to those few she does cares about. it feels so one-sided, just like back in school.
i guess is time to move on. maybe someone will love me back one day

your loss is my gain

Attaching shondo to a big fishing line and casting her into the ocean near shark infested waters, dragging her along in my boat and then reeling her in just before she drowns

walking through a door but then after i go through it quickly erasing all the lineart and infill so the door doesn't exist anymore and shondo can't follow me

i wonder if shondo thinks she's being a massive whore when she does squats on stream or flashes an upskirt with her bloomers or says something erotic, or if she knows it's a massive tease breaking me

>>67523618
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

>>67523671
she really goes goblin mode in the vr streams

seeing how many hooks you can fit in her lips. various sizes. crappie jig through her septum so it looks like she’s got a big dangling booger

finally, some fucking feet art ToT

'quartering' shondo but instead of 4 ropes and horses, you have a thousand hooks on chains into her skin which get pulled in every direction all at once to completely deglove shondo's skin

>>67524064
ok pinhead

making Shondo eat the night crawlers you told her were bait. yanking the pink rod from her hands after she gets the line hung up in the overhanging branches for the third time. whipping her legs with it. telling her you’ll cast for her from now own.

rowing out to the middle of lake windemere with shondo and then faking a heart attack and falling overboard and swimming away (you snuck a snorkel and mask with you) leaving her stranded alone

>>67524205
i havent seen hellraiser is that a thing that happens

>>67524362
cenobites often use hooks to torture people, its one of the most iconic scenes from the first film

>>67524059
cleane shontoes :)

>>67524562
oh ok

>>67524059
why are my notifications so delayed

>>67523764
not even, the worst was the ass shot and that seemed like she was an innocent child.
but she always plays coy when she's being remotely lewd and the thought that she does it intentionally keeps me up at night and makes me go feral

taking 45 minutes teaching Shondo how to tie on a hook. she makes you bait it because poking the worm is cruel. she goes to cast and flings the hook and worm 15 feet. her knot didn’t hold and you’ve got to start the process over again.

dropping a bait mealworm down the back of shondos shirt and laughing at her panic and syadouWriggly as she tries to get rid of it

also holy fuck some of you are so shameless with your comments to that latest art

renting a boat to go fishing with shondo
she's just going to watch because she doesn't want to hurt the fishies
there are ducks on the lake so you can never stay in one place long enough to catch anything
she just wants you to keep bringing her closer to the ducks
even though its the same ducks she saw an hour ago seeing them again is still like the happiest moment of her life
you can't even get annoyed because her smile is so cute

>>67524221
>>67524745
kek, you must have experience, i'm glad inspired you these are great
>>67523814
those are a little too focused on hooks for me but it is interesting and i always love hurting shondo (lovingly)

>>67524996
spill the tea, sister

shondo goes to cast and catches herself in the back of the neck with her own hook

imagine Shondo’s excitement when she finally gets a fish on the line. the mackerel kicks her ass and she can hardly get it out of the water. then she panics because she can see the hook sticking out. the fish is bleeding. tells you to hurry to getting the hook out because it’s hurting him.

shondo going to cast but loses her own balance and falls in

>>67524996
if i did something wrong please tell me shondo

>>67525467
blblblblbblm

>>67525396
yeah this would happen. her mood would also tank and that would be the end of the day, maybe.

we need some bass pro shops boomer fishergirl shondo art

>>67525396
get it off the line. tell her you’re proud of her. she wants to look at it and gets really close. tell her it’s her catch so she should hold it. she’s apprehensive and says she doesn’t want to. “If you don’t hold it it doesn’t count.” Tell her she’s got to be firm so it doesn’t slip out. “Ew he’s so slimy.” Fish flops and she loses it. She drops it on the shoreline and and it plops back in the water. It still counts.

dropping a live fish down shondos blouse

>>67525936
don't forget she'd cut herself on the dorsal fins

>>67524996
cope purititard
she showed her feetsies for a reason. fettCHADs keep winning

>>67526152
fuuuuck you’re right! I’ve never caught mackerel so I didn’t know!

making Shondo snort a night crawler like a line of blow.

handing shondo a tub and telling her to open it
she struggles but manages and when she pries the lid open she starts screaming (it was full of tackle maggots) and tosses it into the air in a panic
maggots everywhere, the screaming continues

>>67526532
me neither but it applies to lots of fish
I cut myself on black sea bass a long time ago

shondo would find maggots cute

This might be sick
Locking Shondo on an isolation tank and check up on her one week later only to be welcomed by the horrid stench of her bloating corpse.

shondo opens the tub you handed to her but just says "hi Smile" to the maggots
you're angry at this turn of events
you push her out of the boat in anger and keep slapping her hands as she tries to climb back in

even while drowning shondo would laugh like a brat at that response

don't let her cute doodle distract you from the fact that she got sweaty during VR and spent several hours stewing in her stinkiness before actually bathing. imagine the smell.

I love my wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUL8NklXDsw

>you will never taste shondo's sweat again
itai

>>67527643
>>67527702
I love my unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXdZ57xhOik

are you telling me she had a runny nose, was drooling, AND sweating at the same time?

>>67527463
that’s the spirit anon

>>67528144
virgin feet simps vs. chad slobbery mess enjoyers

locking shondo in an isolation tank and playing drums on it all day, taking breaks so she thinks that the noise has stopped only for it to start again