/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67417722
Nah, that's why I hate when she's around other males.

It doesn't matter what you look like, it matters how much money you give her.

>>67417817
Fpbp

>>67417722
lol, lmao even

>>67417862
Then you get a gold digger who isn’t attracted to you, and doesn’t love you.

>>67417722
Maybe a dumpy desperate one like Mio

My unironic answer is maybe
I know I'm not super ugly and I'm pretty fit, I have some confidence
If the memes about all vtuber fans being fat losers is true then I'm above average, but that doesn't mean she would like me, not right away, maybe I'm not her type, maybe she thinks I'm annoying
Even femcels have super high standards because they get so much attention on the internet

My oshi is Ollie so yeah, I think I'd be the catch in that relationship.

>>67418151
I don't understand how a real fan would ever say this

>>67418151
Ollie is a dyke, you don’t have a chance

Yes but I don't want to cuck her other fans because they have good taste

>>67417722
Unironically yes. I consider myself relatively attractive, I'm fit, I can speak multiple languages, I have a steady job that pays well and allows me to have lots of free time. I'm also fairly confident and we have the same hobbies, so talking wouldn't be an issue either. I am severely mentally ill though, so it wouldn't last long.

I’m a short, fat, socially inept NEET virgin that lives with his parents so hell fucking no.

>>67418274
Bullshit. She's too easily manipulated. She'd fuck anyone that showed even passing interest in her.

>>67418144
Same,
Not fit yet but shaping up gradually.
I have seen guys who aren't perfect looking with somewhat cute girls as their GF, so it really doesn't matter.
Especially not around our age (30+).
I think being determined to give your best, be confident and assertive should work out.
The reason I got no GF is that I don't met a lot of new people and most women are wet blankets that I can't possibly do the above as I don't have any interest in them.
Looks are secondary to me at this point and there is a high chance that my Oshi is subpar in terms of looks.
But at least she has similar interests, values and thoughts on certain matters.

>>67417722
Unironically? Yes.

>>67417722
I gave up on dating years ago. I pay for escorts. It's a humble life.

I'm funny and we have the same sense of humor, so yeah I'm decently sure, if I met her and she was single, I'd have at least a chance

>>67418274
>Ollie is a dyke

>>67417722
I don't wish to date, fuck or even fap to my oshi, just on board her career as a fan.
As for the holos that make me go diamond hard, I'd say I'm good for whoever is behind Irys' voice but not good enough for Azki.

>>67418847
How tall are you, are you jacked, how much money do you make, are you handsome, are you a masculine man

>>67417722
of course not
thankfully I never leave my house so I'll never meet her

>>67417722
Not yet but my oshi wants me to live better, so I'm eating right & exercising daily to try and become the sort of Anon who could make a girl blush

Friendly reminder it doesn't matter that you are a NEET or even homeless, as long as you are good looking and tall you can definitely smash.

I keep hearing the word "fit" thrown out a lot around here. If you can't do at least 10 bodyweight pulls then you are a literal aids riddled faggot.

>>67418646
Based, I've seen too many people in relationships that look good but are ultimately hollow / just a show. What's troublesome are the good pairings that hesitate towards each other, always thinking there is someone better is a very dumb mentality. Also aged woman with obvious numbers settling for simps piss me off to no end especially single mothers.

>>67418056
Mio likes girls

>>67419916
I have never been able to do a pull up

>>67417722
Attractive enough? Yeah, I think so.
But why would a filthy rich vtuber would date a wagecuck like me who's 10 years older than her when she can have any man she wants?
Plus, japanese women only really care about japanese men.

>>67417722
No, I have crippling autism and social anxiety. Literally the only times I've had relationships is when they've gone out of their way to pursue me.

>>67417722
lol no that's why I watch vtubers in the first place

>>67420072
>Literally the only times I've had relationships is when they've gone out of their way to pursue me.
Must be nice being hot…

>>67419929
Obvious exceptions are victims, not that 90% of them gaslight themselves saying they are. Real woman who got preyed on have my sympathy there's a big difference being groomed and bad choices.

>>67417722
I look okay if I clean myself up I just don’t take care of myself, my autism is a bigger concern than my looks.

>>67419848
>>67418749 here.
Yeah, nah. I'm pretty sure I'm good looking enough to charm my oshi and make her laugh and shit, but to date? Don't think so. Unless she is a 2view or a small corpo 3view, regardless of how good looking you are, they won't date down in terms of money. You could have model-tier looks but if you aren't actually a model maybe you'd just be a boytoy, and if your oshi is smart or in anyway serious about her career she wouldn't entertain such ridiculous notions.
No way my oshi would date me, a 30 year old unemployed student with 3 more years of school ahead of me. She'd have to be very desperate.
And if she gave me a one night stand chance I'd take it, but honestly my opinion of her, and of myself, would be soured a little. I think sex should only happen in exclusive, well-defined romantic relationships.

>>67417722
>Attractive enough
I guess, but I'm too retarded with womenand I am on my way to becoming a fat fuck...

>>67420122
I wish. I think I'm fairly average, but the tall buff is real, enough to overcome my massive tard debuff. In the short term, anyway.

>>67419976

>>67422718
Ko'one has weird tastes as far as attractiveness, no?

>>67417722
Attractive maybe, but I'm far too socially anxious to even attempt to hold a proper conversation with someone I love in real life so it'd never happen.

>>67420014
you're aware the pic you posted is a lesbian right

I've dated better looking girls than her, but sadly me and my oshi don't have much in common so I don't think a relationship would work out. But I can always fantasize about it.

>>67418233
He is a real fan he's supporting his oshi while you pretend to be a fan.

>>67417722
I've had my heart broken by 3dpd trading up so many times I've given up on then, as long as my oshi is 2d she loves me and would def hook up with me

>>67417722
Possibly. But I think she's gay.

>>67420014
>japanese women only really care about japanese men
Depends, my Oshi is Marine and I doubt any Japanese Men would want to deal wit her.
She is needy and forward. Japanese Males hate getting challenged.
She might have the impression no japanese guy would want to deal with her. I would find it interesting and I am also not easy to deal in a relationship.
Therefore, I would feel less bad if my partner also has bad personality traits and it is just how you handle if that could become a problem.

I think so, its Okayu. She isnt the most picky but I am balding which dismisses me from being dateable for most women, but japs in particular. I have big shoulders to win her in particular over.

>>67423501
Have hope fellow balding ojisan, we always Fauna.

No, but my oshi is very attractive and I'm just above average, poor, and uneducated. I also have autism.

>>67419916
Body weight exercises isnt really that important for a measure of strength and masculinity. Fit yes, but women care less about a pullup than your bench numbers, which are already irrelevant. Whatever gets you big.

>>67417722
I would be too negative and depressing for Henya. Not that I would want to date her anyway, I'm incapable of lewding her.

No. All vtubers are lesbian

>>67417722
my oshi loves ugly bastards so yes

>>67419916
10 is pretty much the minimum, if you can't do 10+ with bodyweight + your oshi's weight then you aren't strong enough for her.

>>67423827
She's boring, her sister is better.

>>67423745

>>67424039
holy cope. fuck off het

>>67417862
False, this is the kind of guy that gets cheated on
>>67418144
Fitness doesn't matter as long as you are not fat or overweight. Women don't care about averages or compare you side by side with a pool of unfuckable men, they would rather be alone than be with an average man.
>>67418646
>I think being determined to give your best, be confident and assertive should work out.
I'm sure the pajeets are swimming in women
>>67420014
>why would a filthy rich vtuber would date a wagecuck like me
If you are tall and hot enough they won't mind
>>67420162
Don't mix together widows and single mothers, women know that they are messing with dysfunctional bums, and bank on dysgenic simps and the state to subsidize their fuckups and bail them out.
>>67423501
>>67423545
Unless you are black being bald is a death sentence, no women will want you, not even being tall can offset that.

I'll be honest, during my teenage years I wasn't popular with women I was the guy who'd get a handshake while everyone else got a hug. After high-school that's when I started dating girls then on my mid 20s I found myself again in the same spot I was during my teenage years. Now I'm 34 and i simply don't care anymore for dating now if I'm horny I'll hit up a bar and hook up with a hooker, or and if I don't feel like going out I'll simply play some Jav on might TV and masturbate to get it over with. I don't know but growing up taught me a lesson and that lesson is the older you become in life the less fucks you start to give. Now I'm just living my life everyday anyway I can until the day I croak.

I'm 6'4 so yes, there's no woman I couldn't get unless they're like supermodels.

>>67417722
I’ve been described as the most generic looking 5-6 in a midwestern city, so maybe

>>67424614
There's no 6'4 asian stop lying anon you meant 4'6 right?

>>67423716
you wouldn't have a chance if you're a guy anyway.
>Verification not required.

>>67424389
I don't think you have enough dating experience to be that confident in your knowledge about women.

I dunno. I kinda look like Dwight from Dead by Daylight with a little bit longer o' a beard.
If they're into that, I'd prefer an actual, stable relationship that could go long term if taken seriously.
If they're still into that at this point, they'd have to give up alcohol, drugs etc and let me handle finances so we can keep things on the straight and narrow.
It could work, but there's a lot that could go wrong too. "I like your anime outfit!" Is only something that could go so far, y'know?

>>67417722
No, most assuredly not. These women are celebrities, they gonna date other celebrities // athletes // etc.

But I'm not ugly and do a lot of sports so I definitely could score with one of her fujo fans. Sadly, my oshi is Watame and her fans are almost uniformly male.

>>67424705
Anon, this is Euro hours, I'm from the land of Almdudler

>>67424389
>I'm sure the pajeets are swimming in women
Pajeets are the most pathetic yes man I have ever worked with, and those that are more confident are sleazy and just treat women as accessories.
I am not talking about assertive as being a dick, I am talking about showing another person you are serious about it and willing taking the risk of making yourself a fool.

12 years ago when I was around 17~18 I probably was attractive enough to date most chuubas. Now I'm bald, my posture is fucking terrible and I'm skinnyfat lmao

but desu nothing really changed. Even when I was good looking I was afraid of women. The only difference is now that I'm old they don't throw themselves at me like they used to when I was young

>>67423716
>Muh whore-madonna complex
lmaoooooo

>>67417722
I used to be. I got ugly in the last couple years. Gonna be hard to fix

>>67423654
>Body weight exercises isnt really that important for a measure of strength and masculinity
Sure if you're sub 200lbs.

>>67425230
Anon I was just joking with you lol. 6'4 ain't bad I'm 6'0 living in burgerland.

>>67424389
>you are tall and hot enough they won't mind
Wrong. This is a male brain speaking. The female brain doesn't think like this.
Would they lust after someone like this? Sure.
But accept any personality with any financial background because of it? No, not really.

>>67424772
I'm sure you are a very experienced guy getting foodie dated by hundreds of thots.
>>67424913
You are gonna have to settle for a 40+ yo roastie or a single mother, and she will cheat on you.
>>67425233
They still have that super-confident personality, the point of my comment is that the physical aspect is the most important thing when it comes to relationships with the other sex.
>>67426934
They'll still fuck them lmao

>>67427568
You need to stop watching Andrew Tate.

>>67427708
Pretty sure that fed plant doesn't advocate for lookism

>>67417722
No. But they all love ugly bastards so thats fine

>>67427568
You are too young for me to respond seriously

I'm 5'8" and 267 lbs. I have to get fit before I even think of speaking to a woman in a non professional matter.

>>67424389
this guy seething and doesn't know shit
mass replies are a symptom of a small penis

>>67427966
>>67428056
>betabux and cope estrogen rage
Pitiful

>>67417722
>Oshi
Don't have one. Sure I think I could hook up or date one. That being said, I would bail the second I knew she is a vtuber. I don't want to date an egirl ever. They are all messed up.

>>67424719
God she's so fuckable looking.

I'm 27 and have never even been on a date or had my first kiss...

Shes latina and therefore probably poor, so yes.

>>67417722
No
>Be wizard who only wants a virgin with diehard views on monogamy (as in you don't remarry after a spouse dies because there could be an afterlife to reunite, I never understood why religious people did this).
>Theoretically attracted to muh trad, submissive women based on the conservative beliefs around sex but actually hate meek women because they are just passive aggressive and inauthentic, ideal is assertive/stubborn woman who backs up her attitude with competency
>Suisei is too competent and totally out of the leage of anyone who isn't a fucking celebrity, politican or son of some Japanese billionare

But I like vtubers because they reminded me that not all women are tiktok/podcast thots and you should hold to your standards instead of assuming those are the only women in the world these days.

>>67423135
the only lesbian is the clown

>>67417722
I look the part, especially when I work out, plus I used to rock the hairstyle she likes on men, but considering her income and how interesting I would be to her, she could easily find someone better than as I am right now.

>>67420447
>And if she gave me a one night stand chance I'd take it, but honestly my opinion of her, and of myself, would be soured a little. I think sex should only happen in exclusive, well-defined romantic relationships.
Based and true.
What are you studying btw? I'm honestly considering going back to uni as my job prospects suck.

>>67426637
>youth too much of a pussy to ask girl I liked out
>Now bald and fat after lockdown
I hate my life, but it's nice to feel camaraderie. Usually I only ever see guys who insist they never had a chance, which honestly is better than being a retard who blew the only chances he had. I hope things work out for you anon.

>>67417722
Why do you think female streamers always date male streamers or influencers and not the losers who watch them? Your oshi would never date one of her viewers unless they had status. And her female brain probably subconsciously looks down on all of her male viewers.

>>67417722
Why the fuck would I meet her?

>>67428544
same but 28

>>67428544
>>67430626
If it makes you feel better, it can be overrated. I had five 2+ year relationships from 16 onwards.
I initially wanted to wait until marriage for flesh but girls corrupt ya.
You're trying to plan for the future and make roadmaps etc and they're derping around most of the time talking about benign things.
I couldn't imagine dating lately though. I did it in person before the internet and early internet days. Now you have corporate trying to control what you say in private so now you both can't really get to know each other online.
>>67427568
If I thought someone was going to cheat on me I'd break up with them immediately, and have done so. Also I don't think a public figure would do something so stupid. That's a great way to get your private life leaked to a drama tuber.

>>67430626
Et tu, Anon?

>>67417722
>Be honest, do you think you’re attractive
stopped reading, nope

>>67419916
I couldn’t even manage 1 pull up for awhile but I was running about 10 km a day 5 days a week, fit can mean different things for different people.

>>67429114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scF20zveCk

>>67428518
hell yeah!

i dont even think my oshi is that attractive irl. but i love her personality so if she doesnt love mine then it is what it is.

>>67424719
how is henya gay

>>67438966
>gay marriage talk (usually nuked but not recently)
>PL stories about stalking cute women, but never men
>hornyposters get banned from chat all the time

>>67417722
No, but I've went to the gym enough times and am confident that I can chase down and rape her.

>>67435977
>10 km a day 5 days a week
You can come back home now Forrest.

>>67417722
I have good points
>on the medium good attractive, like a 7/10?
>fit from rowing
>tall
>professional musician (and amateur artist)
>can cook
>software dev with sizeable salary

but the biggest problem and dealbreaker
>not enough of a weeb

I grew up in a southern white christian family that didn't really understand JP culture. I only really got into things in high school, and I had no one to talk to about it, so there's only so much I learned on my own.

So even if I'm at the level physically, I likely don't have the right personality.

It's bauver...

>>67417722
fuck no, if I could land a hot, rich, funny vtuber I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting around on 4ch all day

>>67417722
Nah.
I look alright but alright probably isnt enough, we would probably get on fine but I dont really think romance is on the table.

>>67417722
No, even in the most fantastical scenario where she where to bump into me I wouldn't be able to woo her or any girl for that matter. But it does inspire me to make myself look better by any means

>>67417722

Yes as long as they can speak english

>>67418151
>oshi
>fucking OLLIE

kwab. at least she still has one fan

>>67417722
No, I have fucked up front teeth from not taking care of them during a couple years of depression. Combined with an average at best face that puts me squarely into the irredeemably ugly category anytime I smile.

>>67417722
Nope, I'm acne riddled and short

>>67417722
Attractive enough? Maybe, depending on taste. The real question is would she reject me on other grounds, and the answer is likely yes.

>>67417722
personally I think I am ugly. If life was a game, I would be an orc but many women are not extremely superficial and not looking for a k-pop dude. just dudes who look like they are well put together in life.
sign up for kick boxing, groom yourself regularly, get rid of junk food, get a nice hobby aside of vtubers like pottery. it will give you perspective on life.

Physically, sure, but I project an aura of sinister, vaguely threatening autism. She'd be creeped out.

Maybe. I know for a fact I was a looker when I had hair. Then I started balding. Now I'm Agent 47 bald. Beard can hide my baby face and my body is average. The only problem will always be the first impression and if I can get her to laugh. You can always get on a girl's good side if you can get em to laugh.

>>67418274

>>67424154

>>67417722
I'm 5'5. so no

>>67431232
you should unironically eat a shotgun

>>67446239
I'm 6'2" and that hasn't helped me at all.
For most of my life I've had a negative perception about my own looks, so I also don't really fall for the meme that I'm "so good looking" or tall or whatever I intimidate women into talking to me, because friends of mine have gotten hit on, they're not as tall as me, but they were on the taller side, in shape and/or more handsome than me.
>>67417722
I think I'm at least a 6 in terms of looks, and don't have autism, am not balding, and am not fat, so yes, I think I'm more attractive than 98% of vtuberfags.

>>67447373
try talking to a female once in your life

>>67447373
just shut the fuck up lol

>>67417722
nah I think both coni and lisa are irl 10s

>>67417722
if i cleaned up, physically, sure. but i'm boring af and i spend all my time working or gaming. so naw, i'd be wasting her time.

>>67448316
>>67448700
noeh

>>67417722
My only hope is my oshi is into 6'1'' Korean men with ponytail and glasses, a bit heavy but can bench press 405 and OHP 245.

>>67449795
>6'1'' Korean men
the fuck kind of cryptid are you?

>>67417722
Do looks even matter for rapists?
>Verification not required.

>>67417722
Yes. I'm confident enough about it, I don't look like a monster and I take care of myself. I could do with more working out to get more toned but I guarantee you that me and a couple of other anons in here could easily nail some vtuber girls easily. Believe in yourselves, kings.

>>67417722
My oshi is Asian and Asians don't think Hispanics are attractive. Otherwise, yeah I'm good looking if you can get past that,

>>67417722
Physically yes, charismatically and financially no.

Sure are a lot of good looking guys ITT…

>>67417722
I lift, has decent 6 number salary, probably good looking as my mother tells me that every week. I have a good feeling i'll be able to bag my oshi.

>Verification not required
Even captcha is agreeing that I am based

>>67417722
I am attactive enough based off my experiences
But I have bad autism and am afraid of women so it would never get off the ground

>>67449540
>coni an irl 10
Coni is a literal crystal cafe posting femcel
Not to say she doesnt have high standards but she is 100% a bog standard average girl in terms of appearance

>>67417722
"Maybe" since I've had okay luck dating before and being good friends with women. I say "maybe" because the last person I was interested in passed away from cancer and I'm just doing my best to move on from that.

>>67457187
imo if you aren’t making jacked and six figures by your mid to late 20s you’re a huge loser

>>67417722
My oshi is a 20 year old short nerdy german girl with no male friends or romantic experience that lives in a rural small town
With my slighty above average fitness, good education, small enough age gap, and lack of competition I'm confident I could get her to fall for me after developing a real in person friendship

>>67417722
nope

>>67417722
My oshi is really sweet and I have met her in person at a convention, and while the answer to your question is no, even if I was the most handsome and rich motherfucker alive I'd kill myself before dating her because she's painfully retarded.

My oshis are either hags who are out of my league, or they're extremely autistic and asexual. One of my oshis almost got taken into the hotel room of an OSU player when she was 13 and so she has a huge distrust of any human being whatsoever.

I mean I'm white so that already puts me at the front of the line.

>>67417817
FUCKING KEK
Screenshotting this for later

>>67417722
yes.

ultimate looksmaxing motivation