/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

squeeb

>>67356771
Happy thoughts and positive attitudes.

Hope all of you saplings have had a great day and are looking forward to a fun stream with fauna

Aaaaaaaaah life is so good

My sunshine is back to Minecraft again! seeing my OC be used for bait in global makes me sad even if it's inevitable

Fauna!

>>67358241
im in this pic

>>67357111
you too :)

Absolutely fucking beyond psyched to be back to Minecraft. Man I love Fauna.

stream will be delayed once again

>>67360000
Checked. Anon loves Fauna.

>>67360000
based and checked

Hi /uuu/!

>>67360479
Anonymous!

Anybody eating anything good tonight? I'm making a lemon garlic sauce to put with some chicken and angel hair pasta. I think I'll steam some broccoli to go with it.

>>67360000
Me personally, I already had enough of Minecraft over 10 years ago. But that's okay, I understand that people enjoy different things and Fauna seems to like it. Hope you all have a great time!

Is Fauna gonna be in the Dota collab? Cause I remember her jokingly saying its gonna be a 1M reward or something.

>>67361081
I had fried pork chop and some mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese. Healthy? No. Delicious? Yes.

>>67362711
Double starch is fine on cold nights like this. What kind of cheese do you use for your mac and cheese? I've become really fond of making cacio e pepe any time I have a craving for mac and cheese, the sharper white cheeses really hit the spot.

i think shes just gonna work on the wool farm to be honest

love this punctual kirin

>>67360280
retard

>34 seconds late
It's over...

>>67362073
It's not about block game... it's about listening to Fauna chatter for hours on end.

Prompt Kirin

is miss past fauna....i want to go back to the Outer WIlds Days! UUUUUUUU!

>>67363489
this is why i love her food leftovers->sleeping over at a friends house->having salt and pepper shakers on your table tangent

>>67363581
She graduated, anon. It's time to move on. We all like present Fauna now.

I’m depressed. I wanted fauna’s stream to make me not depressed, but here it is and I’m still sad.

God damn it

>>67362616
It'd be crazy if she isn't in it. She's talked more recently then that about it, when Advent debuted

Is she sad? She gives me sad vibes

My internet hasn't been fixed yet...

who's in the dota collab?

>>67356938
INJECT BLEACH INTO YOUR EAR DRUMS

>>67363641
she cant fix your problems but merely provide a distraction
>>67363489
this is also why i loved getting over it, like literal days of her just tangenting

Fauna scratched her nose twice already

mrow

>>67364120
id scratch her nose for her

I really love the mrow bgm unironically

I love that parrot, I annoy my family by doing an imitation everytime I pick up a glass cup

If fauna plays dota I will disown her

arent those button videos just staged

>button
the way she enunciates is adorable........

some dogs are at least smart as babies

>Falling for the animal button meme
Fauna..

>>67364400
yeah

> (:

man palworld really did a number on her brain

>>67364566
And people called me a schizo when I said she seemed genuinely disturbed by the game.

>>67364607
You're still a schizo if you think that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I was considering getting palworld but the $30 price tag and aislop stuff is really turning me off from it

>>67364943
its just a shitter ark with retarded pokemon (although everything after like gen 3 looks like AI slop too)

>>67364943
I had zero desire to play Rust, and this is Rust with Digimon...

im very ool and slightly retarded with the minecraft servers, are there two but they're linked in some way so theres cross progression?

beautiful

meow

>>67365078
There's 4 (?) and they're all linked, they just have to walk through a portal and all of their stuff carries over.

>>67365078
anonchama they have had this new one for a year, what the heck do you mean out of the loops? were you growing moss in a hermit hole

This bgm is gonna kill me

>biboo flaps

Will she finish the tree in 2024?

She seems to be feeling much better. This is healing me.

>>67364607
I believe it. Maybe she hasnt played many games where you utilize human slaves

>>67365151
oh thats cool, didnt even know something like that was actually possible hence why i ask, its what i thought but wasnt sure

>>67365160
i uhhhhh, never really paid attention to what way it works, i just like listening to fauna talk (:

>>67365296
Same I had no clue there were 4 worlds till that anon just said, the kirin makes me feel less lonely

I just remembered Elefauna.

Thoughts on sex with Ceres Fauna?

>>67365487
please do not the kirin

yes

>>67365487
Gross thought, she's too perfect for depraved acts

fucking todd howard ruined my 500+ mods skyrim by updating

>>67365151
>>67365392
1. Old jp
2. Old en
3. Old id
4. Combined
5. Resource server
There actually may be more than one resource server, I don't know if the old jp resource server got nuked.

>>67365487
watch yourself
>>67364074

>>67365586
cant you avoid it by launching skyrim trough a mod loader and not steam so it doesnt download updates

>>67365628
didnt work for me

sheepbreeding time

määä~

>>67365487
Amazing.

man i love fauna
man i love fauna
man i love fauna
man i love fuana
man i love fauna

mjäu

nose scratch 3

Past fauna sabotaging current fauna

faunas font fondness

I'm getting too comfy. Please scream fauna

bless

im impressed by the lack of shitposting in the video linked, just general comments and uuu's
we dont deserve our bad rap. or do we

>>67368085
I don’t know. I’m trying to have a more positive outlook on things this year, so let’s say the saplings are in general good people

I love Faunas MC streams. Just waiting for the tides of change to raise the server back up again when everyone is ready

>>67368085
even if its complete retarded shitposting, with how the algo works, comments from real users are good.
any creator benefits

>>67368164
ive always felt we're pretty good. our thread is among the least common to derail and the worst attribute outsiders give us is that we're needy and clingy. which i guess isnt wrong. i rarely see saplings being dogshit on twitter, if ever

There is a Fauna but is there a Faunb?

>>67368506

>>67368085
I can safely say we're one of the least retarded communities.

>>67368581
I dread to ask about Faunc!!

>>67368840
that is not a veggie burger

>>67369332
i fantasise about the one being leashed but this is still hot

>>67369394
i too fantasise about her

>>67368693
>least
nah, we're in the middle.

>>67369447
bri'ish habit pls understan

>>67368344
>we're needy and clingy.
Need 1 month of pre recorded Fauna JOI

the jeeps

did palworld leave that bad of an impression?

Oh nice Fauna must have read the comments last stream about trying higher FOV

menacing hitbox

Fuck Fauna.

>>67368693
>>67368085
a fauna stream is like a pacifier which prevents the saps in this thread from having breakdowns
as soon as you take the binkie away they get a little cranky

>>67371018
I misread binkie as bikini and imagined CowFauna stripping naked.

i love to have onions every day...

I search for "fauna ch" to find her channel and in my mind I remember that as faun-atch.

Cheeky Kirin

>>67357881
look at this sunshine

i cannot hear a single thing fauna is saying over the bleating of a thousand sheep

>>67372249
WHAT DID YOU SAY????

Did she drop vocal lessons? :(

assholes who bring up other girls in superchats of all places should be executed in front of their family

this is proper kirin brainrot

do NOT squeeb

Shiori...

inject the cringe into my veins

She should just read this

proooh

>>67374723
Didn't Anuaf already do something like that in a karaoke

>>67374723
She already did it anon.

>>67374767
>>67374860
My dementia...

>>67374723
Hi Fauna.

>>67374723
fauna is /here/...

tskr

>No confirmation for tomorrow
No...

sexrock

Please, don't go...

Did fauna say if she was gonna stream tomorrow or not?

Cute rock child

>>67375505
She didn't say anything. I think she is testing the loyalty of Saplings. She wants people to watch her streams for only her. Pretty based tbdesu.

>>67375395
This is the second phase after no schedules..

I don't like this uncertainty

>had 3 of my messages read in chat
>made Fauna laugh
>got hearted despite barely getting any updoots
Today is a good day.

>>67375947
She went by fastest comments today hantako

>>67375890
TWO WEEKS FOR SURE

>>67376108
every time i post my comment instantly i get fucked and when i don't i get fucked

Thoughts?

>>67376471
I'd like to sample the rump

>>67376471
Cute for some reason

>>67376471
Oddly cute
Need some butt

>>67375505
Wednesday are going to be the new Tuesday
>>67375911
i don't mind that there are no schedules but i would like to know what days she is going to stream on a week so i can make plans

I'm not trying to doompost and I really don't want to sound like a schizo. But I hate that Fauna hasn't said anything about a stream tomorrow. She usually doesn't take Wednesdays off, and she already took Monday off. Please tell me that she's going to be consistent and stream 4-5 days a week, that's all I really want. I don't want to go back to puddle arc, that was hell. Am I worrying for no reason? Are you guys okay with this? Please tell me something to calm down.

>>67376946
She hasn't been back for one entire week and you're already losing your mind. I'd tell you to go fuck yourself but you probably want me to say that.

I'm not trying to sound like a schizo but I think I heard jeep during that stream

>>67376779
>but i would like to know what days she is going to stream on a week so i can make plans
Finally someone understands. I hope Fauna eventually maintains a routine of stream days.

>>67377038
>hasn't been back for one entire week
Anon, she already took 4 weeks off... Is it too much to expect consistent streams? Or at least some communication?

>those hats will never arrive
saps

My supa made Fauna laugh
Goodnight uuu

>>67377045
This

so the brownfeets have arrived, eh
good night /uuu/

Please please please let FaunARK happen. I need FaunARK in my life so bad.

>>67377905
ark is for homocollabers

im manifesting... in two years fauna will finally do a cooking stream... imagine a future setup where shes comfortable with pointing a camera or playing with her slimes

>>67378355
>two years
four*

>>67375673
ok now post Fauna breastfeeding her

>>67374451
I could see it. I think Fauna associated Shiori's big glowing eyes with the moth girls from those shota rape doujins.

Real talk time:
What’s the balance here between giving her space to make the creative decisions she wants, and making my voice as a fan heard?

Don’t wanna be belligerent, but I REALLY REALLY REALLY want that positive affirmations asmr she promised so long ago.

I’m sure she hasn’t forgotten about it but the schizo part of my brain has me thinking she sees all the flack people give about how they don’t love her ASMR she gets intimidated or sad and doesn’t really acknowledge the overwhelming majority WHO LOVES HER CONTENT!!!!!

I can’t force her to do anything she doesn’t wanna, but also wanna let her know she has people supporting her who love what she does and want more

>>67379241
send her a supa about it

>>67379241
just phrase it like "i'm really looking forward to the positive affirmations ASMR!" because then it's putting your wants forward as excitement for her content, rather than an expectation on her to deliver. it reminds her without demanding, and puts things in a more encouraging light.

>>67379241
All you can do is comment after the stream ends, so make sure to post it right after the stream ends. Or send her an SC about it.

>>67380078
This is good advice. Thank you

>>67379241
send her an aka supah during a member streams

My brainworms forced me to do it

>>67382427
how can I convert this into an mp4

>>67382427
Good job

>>67382589
you'd have to download it an mux it with ffmpeg

Would you still love Fauna if she was a flat loli?

>>67385788
I'd love her even more. iirc everyone in promise wanted to be lolis

>>67385788
Of course

Would you still love Fauna if she was a brain in a vat?

>>67386666
It'd be hypocritical not to, we're all brains in vats

>>67385788
Absolutely
In a just world every talent would have a loli version of themselves they could use interchangeably

>>67386758
Speak for yourself meatbag

>>67386804
This reminds me of all tommorows, I want another book club stream

>>67386899
I want a winter ASMR

>>67387897
I hope she busts out the earmuffs again soon, they're my favorite

I'm relistening to her summer spa ASMR...Yukata kirin cute

>>67389179
that's one of her best ear massages, I can actually feel that one everytime

>>67389179
we look good in our yukatas, sapbro

>>67385857
Not Fauna

>>67389917
Wrong!

>>67389282
She's doing the master of disguise thing...

Fauna is cute and I like the sound of her voice

good morning saps

My wife.

>>67391777
>>67391472

>>67390408
Cute

You know she's not streaming today right brownfeet? Page 10 bumping this all day serves no purpose

>>67394625
yeah, mine

>>67356771
cute

UUU

>>67396625
>she's not streaming today
Proof?

>>67385788
Yes fauna, we’d love you if you were a lemon. Next question.

Goobs mentioned in her members stream she's been watching Fauna streams recently

>>67389347
Of course we do. Saplings are complimented by them well

>>67382427
Could you make this a webm and upload it to the vtuber thread on /wsg/?

>>67403346
Oh Gura's back? Nice, I hope they can collab again soon.

>>67404382
Gura mentioned wanting to play more LC, so there's that possibility. She also asked Fauna for her legally destinct Animal Crossing playlist and was watching when she did her meow mix

>>67403346
>>67404780
cute

>>67368085
The worst thing that can be said about saplings is we’re kind of whiny. But like I’ll take that any day over the cancerous clique drama and in-fighting that Ruffians and Kronies have. Also Fauna’s chat is one of the funniest chats in EN imo. Overall we’re an ok fanbase, things could definitely be so much worse.

>>67403346
>>67404780
Gura had a member’s stream??? When?

>>67382427

>>67406479
Just ended a little while ago

Is there any purpose to Fauna's upgraded membership options, Do they come with anything extra?

>>67403346
Fauna brought back gura with the promise of her feet pics and unwashed socks

>>67403592
I'll try to do it later after work

>>67406919
Yeah, she sends you dms on Twitter like rushia did. Nah man, they are just there if you want to give more.

>>67403346
Gura's back? That's very nice. Fauna must be excited.

I don't understand the whispering meta in asmr, this was the first video with binaural audio I saw
https://youtu.be/IUDTlvagjJA
and there's this song from the 90s with binaural audio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5xwwpNwQ70
they still have that asmr effect

>>67410255
Just the most common since people use it for sleep mainly

I’ve got a hellacious migraine. Need fauna fuwa fuwa asmr magic

>>67408623
can confirm, i am the highest tier and fauna sends me weekly JOI asmr.
she hasnt let me cum in the last 6 weeks. she's fucking cruel

>>67414132
TIME TO BECOME BLOSSOMED FAUNATIC

>>67415002
dont do it anon, your balls will be swollen and blue.

>>67415250
A WIN WIN

Fauna makes her saplings play faphero for her amusement

>weekly edging streams
>they are mandatory to attend
>they last 1-3 hours each
>you must submit a photo of your balls to confirm you havent nutted

>>67415937
I edge but also cum 3-4 times a day to Fauna. I can't hold on.

>>67416196
i joke about busting nuts to fauna but she gave me ED so i unironically could hold on

>>67416472
eating disorder or erectile dysfunction, please be specific next time anon

>>67416472
you gotta go to a shrink bro, this shits not good for you

When is members book club coming back?

I loved that, was a good excuse to get off my ass and do something productive.


Any good books you’re reading/recomendations /uuu/?

I’m going through “Noise” by Daniel Kahneman right now and am really enjoying it

>>67417533
i cant read

>>67416996
im literally on about jacking off, of course its the latter
>>67417075
elaborate?

>>67417805
You need psychiatric help because the natural male reaction is to get rock hard when interacting with fauna. She’s quite possibly the sexiest woman alive

>>67418487
this woman is too elegant for such depravity, have you no shame

>>67417533
Green eggs and ham is pretty good

Anal sex with Fauna and or cuddles

>>67419517
yes

>Gura stream today
Yeah I don't think Fauna is going to stream today. She probably already knew that Gura was going to stream so she didn't say anything.

>>67419517
Fauna strikes me as someone who loves anal but would feel too embarrassed and slutty to admit it

Ceres Fauna

Ceres, Fauna

Fauna of the Ceres

>>67419638
What if she streams with gura

>>67415667
I don't have the rhythm for fap hero
I have to watch the notes in order to maintain the beat so it feels like I'm just fapping to nothing.

>>67415250
thats one of my fav faufau pics

>>67419638
Even if she doesn't stream it I hope she plays Palworld to. The EN server is a bit of a waste if everyone plays separately

>>67420520
I want to hold those milkers

>>67421676
Her milkers are not for holding. They are only to stare at for long periods of time that would make any woman notice and feel uncomfortable. And without blinking while slightly drooling

I don't jerk off to fauner because everyone draws her as a megathick tittymonster
Despite her large breasts she's actually quite slender overall.
But everyone just wants mommy milkies or whatever I guess but come on her tits are already big WHY THE FUCK DO WE NEED TO MAKE THEM BIGGER
SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FLAT

>>67422363
>she should've been flat
Get out but I kinda like cunny too so I'll get out with you

>>67422363
https://youtu.be/DpJbQ7YWqFY?si=_Q_5cDtrvm2d5Gsc

>>67422363
I like medium

>>67420828
I hope not. Chumbies need a proper solo stream.

>>67422976
Yeah, if Gura actually settles down and starts streaming again more regularly (big if), I hope they collab soon again, but today is not the day.

>>67422440
fag

>80 ips
take it brownfeet is still really fucking mad at fauna being adored by gura then judging by this samefagging

>>67423356
>81 ips with this message

>>67423434
clean your keyboard and feet please, you make me sick

>>67423981
ok mr 81

>>67422363
Shironeko is the artist for you then
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/81845942/post/81669733

>>67424111
nta but holy based

>no fauna tonight
>gura instead
yippee!

>>67424870
look for green wendigo in the background

>>67424870
It makes me happy to know I'll be watching with fauna. She's probably really happy for gura to stream too.
I want to watch silly hololive streams while cuddling fauna under a blankie

>>67424949
>>67424991
yea. i dont have the soundpost but "We love gura in this house".

Hello fellow Saplings

>>67425144
Something about this sapling feels a bit off. Maybe they just smell funny

>>67382427
>>67406632
uuuu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3j2l66BszI

>>67425144
CHUMBUD (FORMA DE ULTIMA)

>>67422363
>mother nature
>not having bountiful big life-givers
really?

>>67425144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42QvBjLpYBg&t=27

>>67425418
pretty sure babies come from the womb dude

>>67425540
But the honkers store milk which is essential nutrients for new life

>>67425601
checkmate

>>67425667
milk is stored in the uterus

>>67425704
milk is stored in my tummy

>>67425667
Its about the representation, a giant pair of firm perky honkers to show their importance
Also suckling on a pettan chest must feel odd surely

>>67425870
Well you can have fun jerking off to your venus of willendorf. I, as a modern homosapien, will be enjoying something a little more refined

>>67426029
Actual milker anti in /uuu/
Cut his throat

https://litter.catbox.moe/lx7y1l.jpg

>>67426156
>bush
Grim

>>67426029
Masturbating to penis doesn't make you more refined than us, anon.

>>67426131
>>67426233
You only hate me because you know I'm right and you can't handle the truth.
She's perfect just the way she is, no doubt, but if it had to change in one direction I'm going smaller.

>>67426156
>bush
Trim

>>67426156
>bush
HOLY BASED

>>67426156
>bush
Dim

>>67426278
If you had to change something then she isn't perfect to you, you fucking liar. How about I change the number of digits on your hands so you can't type dumb shit anymore?

>>67425144
Show tummy

>>67426393
jeezleweez anon calm down, he just has bad taste

>>67426393
Hey uhh idiot? I said IF
IF her bust had to change
I'm posing a hypothetical about a possible world.
Maybe lay off the breast milk before your reading level goes down another grade, pal.

>>67426278
Nah. I like loli just fine, but seriously starting to find some lolifags seriously fucking obnoxious lately. Especially when dealing with artists, normal artists or those who prefer big breasts will draw loli from time to time too, but loli artists are always the biggest fucking faggots to deals with, making lolis their entire personality and content. Generally leads to other fully degenerated fetishes too, because it's a slippery slope where eventually loli just isn't enough anymore, you have to add futa or whatever into the mix at all costs. Just getting tired of your shit.

>>67426496
I'll drink as much as I please, formula baby. I'll have you know fauna said I read at a big boy level unlike you.

>>67426797
Who the fuck is talking about lolis?

She said there would be ASMR this week right? What if it's today?

>>67427031
It's not today, today is sapling group jerkoff.
Be sure to bring your JO crystal

>>67427031
Isn't it usually Thursdays? It's been so long that I forgot when

Frame doko? or is she taking the day to watch gura?

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1750280683724136922

She followed this with an immediate retweet of Gura's stream
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1750280683724136922

>>67427465
>She followed this with an immediate retweet of Gura's stream
She's busy watching gura with me while giving a nursing handjob

feels like fauna tweets on every occasion now this year

>>67427644
Yeah she's been very communicative since her return from Japan. I guess she read the complaints during that arc.

>>67427563
>nursing handjob
based as fuck

>no stream today because gura decided that today was the bimonthly day to milk chumbuds of their memberships
Sigh

>>67428118
She's working on a new asmr script

>>67428118
Fauna is one of the chumbuds she milks

>>67428212
>join your oshi's company to use fans' money on whaling her from alt accounts
based

>>67428118
I didn't expect a stream today anyway, even less after Gura woke up. Honestly if Fauna tweeted "I'm gonna watch Gura sorry UUUUU" I would find it more believable than vague work statement. At least would give me a chuckle.

>>67428433
I trust and believe her because Nerissa received a message on stream during her early chat stream yesterday or the day before about suddenly having stuff to get done - and also because I trust and believe Fauna who loves me and cares for me.

I started watching northernlion because of fauna
He's actually pretty funny

>>67428540
I just accepted she can be a little lazy lady sometimes, like dropping schedules entirely now. Doesn't affect my general enjoyment of her streams, especially when she is so impossibly cute as in her recent return streams.

>>67429440
>dropping schedules
That has nothing to do with her laziness, and everything to do with her choice paralysis. Pay attention, she literally talked about it multiple times.

>>67427031
did she mention it being this week? i know she wanted to do it again but i don't recall hearing when

>>67428801
He is. I was skeptical at first too.

I was watching NL before Fauna and she replaced him for me. Also fuck gura for taking away my Fauna stream

but i dont want to watch gura, i want fauna

>>67431137
if she would just stop the pretense and breastfeed gura on-stream we could have both

>>67429979
When she can't decide, she should just do a chatting stream. I need more zatsudan/no-gaming streams.

>>67428433
she's been very open before about not streaming for the sake of watching a stream herself, i imagine she's got stuff to do but is gonna have gura open on the side anyway kek

Literally every time I have ever doubted Fauna she has swiftly and decisively proven me wrong the next time she streamed, so I simply no longer doubt Fauna.

if we were chumbuds there would be mass suicides. we can barely handle a day off

>>67432288
but anon... i am a chumbud

>>67432595
just a chumbud or do you associate with the saplings, because gura as your oshi combined with the mentality of a needy sapling sounds like a depressing combination

i'm parasocial with the other saplings

>>67432712
in order of kamioshi to regular oshis i am a zain, a koronesuki, a sapling, and a chumbud

>>67432931
what you are is a whore

>>67432208
Acknowledging that is a sign of wisdom. You are growing into a strong redwood sapling

>>67432775
i am unironically to a small extent when /uuu/ is quiet, it gets lonely here

>>67433047
i fucking love hololive my guy, there's no one i won't watch. unity is my creed

>>67432931
https://files.catbox.moe/n6l8qy.webm