/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

that oji san? me.

I think Nerissa should get pregnant

>>67349632
Paizuti bait

>>67349632
NERISSA RABU

do you sometime order the usual without actually being a regular?

KIARA LOVE

liderally

>>67349632
She is taken?

>>67349577
Nah, WaHo has tons of bad bitches working there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga6ZsultnK4

>>67349673
I don't think anyone can reach anything in that complete ocean of fat Midwestern folds.

>Nerissa washed her sheets
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET ME REDEEM FIRST

fuck off soda gang

>pop
IT"S SODA

wawa

This is a Cola thread.

>>67349706
Yes

>>67349724
Soda gang here FUCK POP NIGGAS

My Ina!

Nerissa is SEETHIN about soda

I MISS KIWAWAAAAA

Rissa scored oji-san currency

drinking pop at Nerissa's

towawa

>>67349743
You're not white

>>67349202
>spend 40 minutes shipping their anime husbandos
Do Asian bitches really?

COMPLETE SODA DOMINATION

thoughts?

>>67349770
cuuuuuuuuuute

when Advent flies to Japan for their 3D, Nerissa sounds like she'll suffer the most

Sup hololive global globule, what's the haps?

TOKINO SODA

>>67349771
I am whiter than the core of the sun. You can tell because I don't say "coke" either.

STREAM MIND CRAFT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuGEpICY2o

I love Amane Kanata!

>>67349776
Bae has never done this

Who the fuck calls it a buggy

We call it Feygo here

>>67349727
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

Hope SODA, not Hope Pop

https://poal.me/eqkjs7
https://poal.me/eqkjs7
https://poal.me/eqkjs7

>>67349698
LOVE & LUST

>>67349824
Do you still own a hatchetman?

>>67349817
Post more lewd Kanatans

>>67349805
Tokino Pop

>>67349681
I know I did, to the point this guy I barely know from a restaurant was already prepping the ingredients if any of them saw me in the distance.

>>67349841
hope poop

>>67349843
Coke

>>67349727
cuuuuuuuute

>>67349823
I've heard that one before, but carriage is more common where I'm from.

>>67349861
No otherwise I'll get called slutty.

driving my car-mel through the Midwest

Its not spelled carmel though, its spelled caramel

>>67349770
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>67349801
she'll have mcdonalds at least

What would Nerissa do if she found her brother listening to her ASMR?

>>67349898
You'll get called slutty anyways so who cares?

Bae a cute.

Sorry Nerissa, but Fauna has the cutest accent.

>>67349818
yea she just ships them with herself

>>67349732
California won...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I WAS SO ENGROSSED IN MY STUDIES I MISSED HALF AN HOUR OF RISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>67349919
Do what the Romans do

When will she talk about the kardashians? Its like mandatory for white women

>>67349903
You're no longer allowed to talk about car Mel

>>67349919
For everyone's sake, it's best if she kept it in the family.

>>67349681
back in my university days I'd cycle through different pizza places to order pizza because I was afraid I'd end up having the same dude deliver pizza to me twice in the same week

Koyori kneels to the Grunty.

>>67349841
This place sexualize everything, do none of you feel shame?

>>67349864
Tokino Coke

>>67349939
Fauna doesn't have an accent.

>>67349958
she has once before i swear
maybe when the guessing who famous people segment came up with shiori

>>67349801
She was already suffering from the bacon in the Maldives tasting differently from the one in the US
It's going to be painful when she's in Japan

Is Hakos Baelzu streaming today?

The fuck is a pecon?

>>67349681
I've never gone anywhere enough times to get recognized by anyone...

>>67349957
Have sex with other men?

Why do Americans fuss so much about pronounciation, accents or what word they use for the same thing? It's English all the same.

who the fuck says pehcan

What are the latest news on the palworld servers? I want Kaela to play with Biboo.

Yeah, my nuts

let's eat walnuts everyone

>>67349989
Your loss, you could have been pizza buddies and maybe he would have hooked you up with free pizza from the deliveries he couldn't complete.

>>67349997
Nope

Okayu is not sure what she'll do tomorrow (well, today) but she'll keep us updated.
Otsu~

pahKOHN

Nerissa is being so white

Yeah my nuts

>>67350051
There will be no merged servers

Nerissa: I would do anything for a fucking

giving Nerissa a hazelnut (my semen)

I like Nerissa but why does she cuss so much?

The only good nut are walnuts.

vroooom huhaha

>>67350076
A-chan hate

Nerissa is exposing ESLs and Europeans to how America works.

Nerissa should eat my nuts

Why are Sodatomos like this?

>>67349681
If people begin to recognize me, I stop going there for a few months.

hey man

>clapping between words
that's so white, which is ironic because the only other girl who does this is bae

>>67350004
Müün

What's wrong with the Ravencroft family? Are they all sex pests?

>>67350088
she's a semen demon

I say cocaine

Watching Nerissa doing zatsudan makes me think of how Kiara specifically makes notes of things to talk about during chatting streams and how obvious it is that Nerissa just wings it and doesn't come with any topics prepared ahead of time

>>67350088
because she knows it makes my dick twitch when she does so

NERISSA IS GETTING TERMINATED

She has a date with me tonight, sorry guys

>Hazelnut fucks so hard
>my ex’s dog’s name is hazelnut
Hold on a moment

>>67350088
People adopt speech patterns from people they listen to a lot, that's why Nerissa imitates Wawa and Fauna imitates NL

Who hath summoned the Lord of Nuts?!

>I've just come back from vacation
Wait but K*ara said it wasn't a vacation and it doesn't count so she's taking time away again... which one is it then?

RRATS?

>>67349927
yeah cause you'll keep doing it!

I like Towa

>>67350140
they're spreading their seed
not sex pests necessarily

>>67350088
she's based

>Nerissa is going to become a cat lady
It's so over for her eggs.

>>67350061

>>67350099
hoocha!

>>67350140
The father is sex demon what do you exepect?

>>67350189
me too!

>>67350171
advent and devis to fes

Nerissa is adopting a child with me

>>67350165
>Wait but K*ara said it wasn't a vacation
Stop pretending to be retarded

>>67350165
The difference between work lesbians and real lesbians

>even the cat people are breeders in the Midwest

>>67350165
not now egguardo

>>67350165
For most of us including Nerissa, it was a vacation, for Kiara is a tuesday

>>67350147
Kiara learned to take notes because Marine told her to when she was giving her some advice when she started out

>>67350189
Me too!

Imagine paying thousands of dollars for an inbred cat with tons of health problems just to obtain a cat with a certain aesthetic. Women are fucking stupid.

>complains about her body pain
>talks about cats
>makes my penis hard
she's literally just a Kiara recolor

How hard is it to adopt a cat, they're basically pests

>>67350062
Seems very busy with all the recordings this week. Wonder if it's just for her birthday or not.

>>67349727
cuuuuuute

>the libs will judge you based on where you got your cat

Just get a street cat, they're cool

>>67350295
please say sike

heh 2cat

>>67349726
>Michael Jackson , King of Soda
just doesn't have the same ring to it, don'tcha think?

does Nerissa get a lot of superchats normally?

2CAT LMAO

>>67350312
She keeps saying adopt but she's buying a designer cat

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>67350340
She wants the same cats Kiara has

Just got back from taking a slash. Nerissa is getting some pussy?

I found my cat on the side of a road.

>>67350377
yeah, mine.

>>67350350
? no sike , are you retarded? pugs are just as bad

>>67350372
Nerissa... the skinwalker allegations...

>>67350386
I found mine being a little shit on a nearby park.

>wants a cat
>hates cleaning litterbox
Literal American Kiara

>>67350165
>believing Kiara's lies

>>67350179

>multiple automatic litter boxes
I fucking hate cats so much, why do women do this to themselves

I've had a dog for like, a month and between supplies, vet bills and buying him I've spent like, 1.5k...

nerissa getting the robot cat shitter

>>67349632
seeex

>Nerissa lives in a McMansion

>>67350301
Kiara but with a voice and accent upgrade

>>67350295
>women

Absolutely nothing pisses me off more is uneducated retards who think it's bad to adopt from a reputable animal breeder. Giving good, LICENSED breeders business and cutting off demand to breeder mills is actually working towards solving the problem.

Adopting shelters is fine, nothing wrong with that. But you're also just picking up the discarded trash from the mill and doing nothing to address the root issue

And then morons will bitch and whine at people who are actually smart and give business to breeders who care about animal welfare like the dipshits in Nerissa's chat

Nerissa is a midwestern millionaire.

>>67350486
>using Nerissa to shitpost about Kiara
pure desperation

instead of getting cats to tie her down, Nerissa should move to Japan

cute wissa

>>67350386
mine just walked straight into my garage
thought it was someones lost cat couldnt find any evidence of it so I just adopted him

gimme the ame

>>67350458
I want a bigass dog but I already struggle to justify spending money on myself, let alone an animal.

damn Nerissa can teleprot?

>>67350458
Dogs are one of the biggest traps for poor people. If you can't afford a random 15k surprise medical bill I would get rid of the dog ASAP.

>>67350496
The people giving advice are moralists not animal owners

I was always watching over 2 cats for my friend when he went on vacation and now I took them permanently, because they really suffered in their original place.

>>67350536
2 in 1 Ame + Gura later this week
I feel it in my gonads

>Rissa doesn't even know if there's a village around her castle
Does she just not even think about her lore at all?

>>67350386
One was a rescue, another was found in a polar vortex and she had 3 kittens that same night, the other was given to me by a homeless man, that I used to occasionally give money, because the kitten was different from the others in the neighborhood. One of the elderly cats died recently (after like 18~ years) and she was also a rescue.

>>67350457
It's actually good practice. You should have one more litterbox than you have cats.

>No pool
Needs more checks from Yagoo

>>67350558
Did you stole them?

Ravencroft family has a nice crib

>>67350580
And how many litterboxes do you have?

I've picked up my cat literally near a forest and he's been the most well behaved guy I've ever seen, zero issues whatsoever. Why would anyone spend insane money on designer pets is beyond me

>>67350569
>royalty concerning themselves with the commoners

This girl is goofy as hell.

>>67350496
Breeders shouldn't exist. Dogs and cats have no problem fucking. You won't win any battles.

>umbrellas indoors are bad luck
Midwestern gypsy curses

>>67350554
poor people breed like crazy so the kids do the work for them, a fucking pack of dogs also living there is just another thing on the pile

Someone post the webm of Gura leaning over to look at a little girl's ass for me.

>>67350602
but is he litter trained?

Big meaty cheeb titties

Putin perms lost

>>67350643
Even if you don't step on cracks, I'm still gonna blow out your mother's back

>>67350593
No, he asked me to take them and I didn't want them to be given away to strangers

>Tatu
Gay gay gay

ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID

Yet you ended the collab early Nerissa...

>>67350643
Nah, it's not just a midwestern thing. More like olde times thing.

so is Nerissa streaming in this timeslot her bid to win over a bunch of KFP?

>>67350719
she was god's sleepiest solider

Shiori will never get her all the things she said perms...

Why is she in pain and dying?

>>67350598
Zero. My flat doesn't allow pets and my last cat got hit by a car.

free my nigga nerissa

>>67350657
I mean like the single losers making under 100k in the thread anon

>>67350634
Breeders WILL always exist you burger flipping room temperature retard. There is never going to be a world where they don't exist. So it's useless to speculate on what it would be like if they didn't

>>67350734
She's doing it to win over me in particular, and it's working

I think Nerissa should play Sid Meier's Pirates!

>>67350386
I found my cat as a kitten just walking on my workplace’s parking lot.

who's in the dota collab?

dotards we won

>dota collab
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>67350759
Good, your eggs have a chance.

Nerissa, you was supposed to be our League streamer...

IT'S HAPPENING

>Dota
Uuuhhhh

>>67350634
Don't mix up breeders with mills, dumbass

What do you do in DOTA 2?

>templar assassin

>>67350554
He has doggy health insurance.

>templar main

>>67350669
not the same anon, I didn't even train mine who was also a rescue and he pretty much learned by himself where to do the deed instantly

>>67350780
I was so hyped to get finally a bad bitch in En only to get a submissive princess....

Dude I'll take dota over fucking apex or valorant or god forbid overwatch

>Dota
Fauna... Ela...

>>67350817
you defense of the ancients

>>67350817
You defend the ancient, again.

I'd take a dota 2 arc over fucking paleorld

>>67350819
>>67350823
What does this mean I don't play MOBAs

>league

>>67350846
girlbosses don't become vtubers

>>67350846
I wish we could get Nerissa's actress and Shiori's model

>playing dota since they changed techies
baka

>>67350817
You have 2 daughters

>>67350846
kuudere kakkoi never ever

terraria EN.....

>>67350817
You pick Pudge, go mid , miss all your hooks and feed, blame the team and go afk after 10 minutes.

This is a weird thing to be secretive about if the members are already chosen

>>67350916
My respect for you has dropped knowing you liked techies.

>>67350846
dominant women are not real.

i just woke up (from an after-dinner nap)
whos playing dota

I miss when Fauna beat up little kids in that pokemon moba

>>67350896
A hero that specializes in laying in wait, invisible, and popping out to kill the enemy in a few strong hits. In practice you just teleport in and blow someone up.

>>67350846
something something gap moe

we can play plapworld after stream

Pekora mogged Nerissa in Terraria

>>67350846
any actual "bad bitch" would clash with the ambience of hololive

Collab is gonna be Biboo, Nerissa, Fauna, Kaela and Kobo

GURA RETWEET

>>67350817
You contemplate suicide for 45 minutes

aiiiieeee nerissa not the P word

>>67350903
rejoice, the devs done fucked yesterday and let go a ton of loved people by the fans, besides slashing one of their other games and killing their indie scene.
league will fucking die

NERISSA NO

I can sense it, Gura's power is growing... Her return will be soon...

No Holo will EVER play Rimworld.

>>67351000
No it isn't, why lie

>DOTA2
I'm fucking out if this shit happens

>>67350024
Bae might not be streaming for the rest of the week since she has to get all of her recordings out of the way in preperation for Febaery when she'll be streaming every day

>>67350817
You think you're in a game with 9 retards.
The truth is that there's 10 retards in the game.

>>67351012
that's why you don't sell out to chinks

>>67351015
She's dead, anon. Just let her be.

>>67350801
I never had any eggs to begin with.

>>67350999
is this dumbass the closest we got to an actual bad bitch, or would you classify her as one?

>>67350217
They should do a song together.

>>67351012
Is the League MMORPG still in development?

>>67351056
KEK

>>67350926
I wish

>>67350957
those little kids? me. She breastfed me after I cried.

>>67351084
She was a good bad bitch

>>67350942
The EN in general has a secretive-for-no-reason-whatsoever disease
Fauna didn't want to mention on stream that they'll be going for groceries at some point after the stream when she and Bae stayed in Japan. I can only imagine every single convenience store in Tokyo being monitored by an assassin just sitting there waiting for her. Fucking christ...

>>67351016
>SubaOka playing it off stream
sad times

>>67350846
Isn't that already Takamori?

>nerissa needs to downsize her wardrobe
>i need to downsize my wardrobe
WE ARE

>>67351012
they better die more quickly because that's not going to stop Holos and JP streamers playing it

salman

>>67350949
What's the point in playing a game if it doesn't last 2 hours and everyone else playing with you isn't in an awful mood?

>>67350942
It's going to be Gura.

>>67351012
>and let go a ton of loved people by the fans
lmao, they only let go retards who were working on other stuff, not proper League

>>67351146
based

That's right, fish fucking sucks. Beaks and hooved animal meat only.

>>67351146
Based

>>67350942
>Say who it is
>They have to drop out for one reason or another
>BUT "X" SAID!!!

>>67351000
That does actually sound likely, Fauna and Kobo wanted to play Dota 2 together at some point, Ela played the original Dota before getting addicted to League and Biboo plays video games

>>67351146
based

>>67351031
I'm out

>>67351146
based

>>67351135
Actual bad bitches? Nah they're outspoken but no dominant women

>>67351084
im talking more about people who like to post their epic hot takes on twitter

>>67351146
sorry

Salmon is only good when it's not cooked.

>>67351029
>It isn't
How do you know?

Nerissa says salmon like sement and that makes my pp hard

>>67351183
if they drop out then they drop out, life and the collab goes on

salman......

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>67351000
not Kaela

Does Nerissa like other fish that's not salmon?

>>67350846
yea same

>>67351218
Literally Kiara

ebi mention!

>>67351096
They said they are still working on it, though if you ask me that shit is deader than dead, what with the lead designer resigning and outright moving to another company to work on another MMO
>>67351163
Also a lot of the rioters who were let go worked on the worldbuilding side, you know, one of the most important aspects of mmos and the shit that made Arcane so beloved in the first place.

Hear that Jailbirds, Rissa likes me

>>67351249
if that was the case, we would not have shitposting here

>>67351146
Salman Shark

I eat tuna mayo pasta nearly everyday since it literally takes 10 minutes to cook.

Tako hate

>>67351213
No one is a bad bitch 24/7, and you can't say Kiara is not a dominant personality

>>67351151
You're evil. EVIL!

>>67351261
Midwestfags only eat freshwater fish

>>67351287
Fat fuck. Makes me miss the huge tempura they have in Japan.

>>67351299
That's disgusting

>>67351016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MBvhAPzV9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGnIulwq8dI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpKBZkrCEnA

>>67351283
>a lot of the rioters who were let go worked on the worldbuilding side, you know, one of the most important aspects of mmos
good thing that MMO has nothing to do with the MOBA

>>67351016
>>67351323
No HoloEN will EVER play Factorio

>>67351000
>>67351186
Fauna said that she won't play it unless she reaches 1M subs or if Kobo personally asks her.

>>67351293
They shitpost just by existing so nothing will change on that end

>>67351249
The collab doesn't go on, because it's a 5-player game and they might no longer have 5 people

>>67350942
It's because Zentreya and Reimu will be there.

Nerissa im latino. let me feed you river fish like Dorado

>>67351323
o

>>67351118
remember how myth sans takamori and even some of promise is still secretive about their timezone while advent is just carte blanche about it for the most part

They should instead play the superior MOBA HOTS...

>>67351323
I guess mori ended up preferring a different kind of rimming

What about Roman food?

Faux Korean white woman...

>>67351407
ame please shut the fuck up

>>67351146
Unbelievably based

>>67351303
Well she's if you compare her to the rest En girls which is not fair because they're socially retarded and autistic

chat is fattening her up...

>>67351228
insane post
salmon is godly juicy grilled, oven roasted, in soup and au gratin

>>67351389
>Dorado
Wait, goldfish?

>>67351323
>Gura still pretended to like DMC
Boy, feels like years ago

>fugu

>>67351364
Factorio is too complicated for these girls. Even the ones who actually tried playing it ended up dropping it

>>67351368
Yeah that's why I mentioned Kobo

>>67351323
ame rimworld when

CUNT

>>67351347
anon, I don't know how to tell you this, they been slowly bleeding out the moba for around 6 years now so their other fucking games can thrive. They fucked up their Covid bubble and even the pros are calling out their retardism like that one time Riot forced the... dynamic queue? fuck i remember the name, that everyone hated and pretty much permafucked the ranked ladder

>>67351460
nah this nigga.

huffing Nerissa's spicy kimchi farts

Most of this stream has been about food

which holo will do a mahoako watchalong?

Nerissa... you can't call out Shiori~n like that...

>>67351467
which is why its weird when people try to shitpost using bijou taking the title of dmc holo. gura doesn't give a fuck about that anymore

>>67351516
Ina's are more potent.

>>67351517
glorious

>>67351495
Bae would not say this

>>67351000
If Dota servers are like League then Kaela will not be able to play with them due to ping

Shioritomos...

>>67351471
Botan liked it but felt the mid-game (e.g. 90% of the game) was too slow for proper streaming.
Kaela liked it too but felt the same.

>>67351466
why do they make her a cat in every episode?
I dont remember that from the manga

shiori....

Nerissa ate a Gura sandwich let's GOOOOOO

>>67351146
based

Just fucking eat around the mold, don't waste the food

risser...

>nerissa is now infected with gura's mold

I could go for some bread.

lmao

>>67351309
Everyone knows that fun at the expense of other people is the best kind of fun

>>67351471
Perhaps the new Dyson Sphere game can replace factorio.

>>67351576
>I dont remember that from the manga
I read the manga a while ago but haven't gotten around to the anime.
She was basically a cat in every chapter though. Maybe every other chapter.

>>67351576
Her name is literally just catcat

>>67351598

This is my first Nerissa stream...she sure likes Shiori...

>>67351598
AME NO

Nerissa is a (young!) hag...

Between Shiori eating mold willingly and Nerissa having a complete meltdown over accidently eating moldy food once, who is the bigger moldschizo?

Korean Noonas with their Kimchi buried in the front yard

>>67351513
i saw his movie once or twice

Women be eating

>>67351650
Gura

>>67351650
Gura and her mold habitat

NERISSA IS WHITE

Will any of you be Grubbling along with Biboo?

Is Nerissa allowed to say she's white?

>>67351510
>they been slowly bleeding out the moba for around 6 years now so their other fucking games can thrive
That's only Valorant, and it's an NA related issue, since LoL is as thriving as ever in Europe, Korea and China
>pros have been complaining
So, same shit as 14 years ago?

koreabroo mention!

Nerissa is WHITE

>I'M WHITE

NERISSA IS WHITE

My Ina was really cute today.
She called me up and talked to me about how her practice has been and how she hung out with her friends at the arcade. Even told me about a tasty sushi place she went to that ended up being packed after she sat down. Life in Japan sounds rough but fun, and I'm glad she's enjoying herself.
I love my wife so much.

>>67351638
>Mao in chinese is cat
>Mao in japanese is demon lord
checks out, based ancient asians

>>67351576
It's cute.

NERISSA IS WHITE

>Im not Korean, I'm white

SAVE ME WHITE GIRL SAVE ME

>nerissa is white
big if true

NERISSA PLEASE INVADE MY COUNTRY AND COLONIZE MY SPICES PLEASE

>>67351703
As long as she's not proud of it in the same sentence

NERISSA DOXXING HERSELF AAA
FIRST MORI NOW NERISSA ADMITTING THEY'RE WHITE

First Hololive member to admit she's white?

>Mori is white
>Rissa is white
Wtf no one told me there were white women in EN. Next you'll tell me Mumei's white?

>>67351703
Is Mori?

Nerissa you can't say your ethnicity anymore

White people food...

>>67351764
Mumei is brown

Potroast is so good.

>>67351689

>>67351703
Kiara said that Gura is white.

>>67351773
God I feel awful about it but I just had a visceral reaction.

>>67351688
>>67351673
>>67351597
>>67351582
one joke

>>67351717
Uhhh ackshually, Demon lord is Ma-oh not just mao.

I still think about Kobo loudly proclaiming how yellow she was

hot take: you shouldn't confirm your ethnicity if you're a vtuber
i don't care. i don't wanna hear it

>>67351818
>Gura malding (mad+molding)

I want a Nerissa + Ina offcollab where all they do is eat and talk about is kimchi

>>67351830
This guy's ethnicity sucks

>>67351830
t. non white

>>67351809
That was something
>Gura is the Myth member that is the most similar to me, our white skin, the pores...